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101. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
"Mom, I'm pregnant." "How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?" "That I should take measures. That's what I did! I took measures and then went with the biggest." Weve had lots of new members and were still looking for more. Join In...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.24 10:27:00
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102. Episode 1 Discussion Thread - in EVE Alliance Tournament Discussion [original thread]
Any chance in this ú11mill studio you have hired that you can find an autocue/teleprompter to put near the camera, as having the presenters spend most of the time looking down at there notes just makes you look unprofessional and tbh is irritating.
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.23 11:32:00
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103. Shadow Company is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
Outstanding corp, great people and great PvP'ers An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray ...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.23 09:55:00
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104. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
Edited by: Kretin on 23/06/2007 08:11:29 Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it." The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhyt...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.23 08:11:00
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105. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!" "Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner!" "Really?" Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat i...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.22 07:07:00
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106. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
Copes TicTacs are making me feel unfunny PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can't See It DOS Defunct Operating System BASIC Bill's Attemp...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.21 16:15:00
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107. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cope needs his eyesight testing, he picked up TicTacs instead of pills There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic bomb...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.20 17:37:00
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108. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" He says, "Put it...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.18 12:04:00
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109. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said, "What's a four -letter word ending in "unt" which means "woman"? The bishop said, "Did you try "a...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.17 10:41:00
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110. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed between her legs, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting al...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.16 11:28:00
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111. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student sa...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.15 17:50:00
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112. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. "What's underneath your kilt?", she asked him. "Why don't you take a look", he replied. Curiosity overcomming her, she lifted the kilt.th...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.14 23:36:00
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113. How long does it take you to make 1 million SP? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Originally by: Jack Target I beat all of you! 2442 SP/Hour for most PvP skills: Int 26.4 Cha 17.6 Per 28.6 Mem 23.1 Wil 24.2 This is with +5 implants for everything! Basic learning 5 for all (except Cha 4) Advanced learning 5 for Int ...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.14 21:01:00
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114. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wa...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.13 20:27:00
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115. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she ...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.12 12:00:00
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116. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole ...
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.11 20:31:00
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117. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it Still Recruiting
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.10 12:22:00
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118. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
There once was a fellow named McSweeney, Who spilled some gin on his weenie, Now just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girl a martini. More Recruits Damnit!
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.09 18:00:00
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119. JuBa Corp is recruiting - in Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center [original thread]
There once was a young girl from Australia Who painted her bum like a dahlia. A penny a smell Went down very well, But tuppence a lick was a failure. Still Recruiting
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.08 11:17:00
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120. my account - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Should be at Downtime on the last day
- by Kretin - at 2007.06.06 18:48:00
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