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ebonyivory Gallente Genesis Industries	Posted - 2009.02.16 23:55:00 - [1] Having recently made myself availible to recruitment by goonswarm member and merch industrial recruiter Locke Ateid. After talking to each other and finding out everything i needed to know about merch industrial he went to quickly talk to his ceo. Ill know show you a convo proving that goonswarms recruiting standards are totally unnacceptable. If locke is not immediately punished under the full extent of goon authority i shall take this to Darius Johnson himself! [ 2009.02.16 23:23:16 ] Locke Ateid > You mind hanging a little bit longer, I'm talking to my director right now to see if he approves of you or not. [ 2009.02.16 23:24:10 ] Ice destroyer > sure thats fine [ 2009.02.16 23:28:01 ] Locke Ateid > M'kay, he seems to think you'll fit in right and want me to finalize you recruitment. [ 2009.02.16 23:28:05 ] Ice destroyer > Ok [ 2009.02.16 23:28:43 ] Locke Ateid > But... [ 2009.02.16 23:30:58 ] Locke Ateid > We wants you make you aware that we're currently at war with others right now, require a security deposit (i'll explain this in detail) and API code to make sure you're not really spy or anything like that. [ 2009.02.16 23:31:14 ] Ice destroyer > Ok fair enough [ 2009.02.16 23:31:34 ] Ice destroyer > How much is the security deposit [ 2009.02.16 23:32:29 ] Locke Ateid > Commonly it various from person to person. [ 2009.02.16 23:33:47 ] Locke Ateid > But we might be looking at a 300 million isk deposit that will be returned after two weeks period after your API codes checks out. [ 2009.02.16 23:34:01 ] Locke Ateid > The despoit is negoationable by the way. [ 2009.02.16 23:34:14 ] Ice destroyer > Ok [ 2009.02.16 23:34:19 ] Ice destroyer > well 300mil sounds reasonable [ 2009.02.16 23:34:31 ] Ice destroyer > However do you accept assets instead of isk? [ 2009.02.16 23:35:01 ] Locke Ateid > Yes, like I said, it is negoationable. [ 2009.02.16 23:35:41 ] Ice destroyer > Ok [ 2009.02.16 23:35:48 ] Locke Ateid > What do you have in mind? [ 2009.02.16 23:35:56 ] Ice destroyer > well i have 300 units of magic pixie dust that i dont currently need [ 2009.02.16 23:36:30 ] Ice destroyer > Alternaitvely i have 150 prostitutes in jita 4-4 that i am also not using (they all have aids) [ 2009.02.16 23:37:26 ] Locke Ateid > Pixies and *****s, hmmm, you sure market in the weirdest stuff. [ 2009.02.16 23:37:37 ] Ice destroyer > Yeah well you pick up alot of crap in jita [ 2009.02.16 23:37:56 ] Ice destroyer > mostly i had to catch the pixies and shove them in a meat grinder first though [ 2009.02.16 23:38:06 ] Ice destroyer > so some of the dust may have blood on it [ 2009.02.16 23:38:34 ] Ice destroyer > Are these items acceptable security? [ 2009.02.16 23:38:44 ] Locke Ateid > Of course, pixie harvesting is a very expensive and difficult business. [ 2009.02.16 23:38:51 ] Ice destroyer > Indeed [ 2009.02.16 23:42:15 ] Locke Ateid > Well, if you don't don't feel comfortable with the desposit, I'm sorry to have bother you and wish good luck in your future ventures. [ 2009.02.16 23:42:23 ] Ice destroyer > Woah [ 2009.02.16 23:42:25 ] Ice destroyer > Dudde [ 2009.02.16 23:42:34 ] Ice destroyer > i offfered you pixie dust and prostitues [ 2009.02.16 23:42:39 ] Ice destroyer > how is that not acceptable [ 2009.02.16 23:44:31 ] Locke Ateid > /emote sighs. [ 2009.02.16 23:44:34 ] Locke Ateid > =\ [ 2009.02.16 23:44:56 ] Locke Ateid > Seriously? [ 2009.02.16 23:45:09 ] Ice destroyer > Yes [ 2009.02.16 23:45:16 ] Ice destroyer > pixie dust is a valuable commodity [ 2009.02.16 23:45:33 ] Ice destroyer > Important in the production of flashing lights on t2 ships and minmatar rust [ 2009.02.16 23:45:56 ] Ice destroyer > And the prostitues are servicable for those of you who already have aids [ 2009.02.16 23:47:50 ] Locke Ateid > Well, you'd need a lot of dust and prostitues equate to a proper value.
ebonyivory Gallente Genesis Industries	Posted - 2009.02.16 23:56:00 - [2] Edited by: ebonyivory on 16/02/2009 23:56:35 [ 2009.02.16 23:48:42 ] Ice destroyer > Well i beleive 300 pixie dust and 150 prostitutes is an acceptable value [ 2009.02.16 23:48:54 ] Ice destroyer > however as i like you ill throw in a janitor to clean up the mess [ 2009.02.16 23:50:19 ] Ice destroyer > Im sorry but im running out of time here [ 2009.02.16 23:50:34 ] Ice destroyer > is pixie dust and prostitues acceptable? [ 2009.02.16 23:51:18 ] Locke Ateid > Not really, but a appreciate the humor. :P [ 2009.02.16 23:51:29 ] Locke Ateid > *but I appreciate [ 2009.02.16 23:51:40 ] Ice destroyer > This is not acceptable [ 2009.02.16 23:51:46 ] Ice destroyer > ill be taking this up on the forums! [ 2009.02.16 23:51:48 ] Ice destroyer > YOul see [ 2009.02.16 23:52:07 ] Locke Ateid > You're welcome to. [ 2009.02.16 23:52:13 ] Ice destroyer > You wont be so ungrateful when the citizens of eve unite against you! [ 2009.02.16 23:52:18 ] Ice destroyer > oh i will [ 2009.02.16 23:52:32 ] Ice destroyer > I find your presence sickening good sir i must bid you good day! [ 2009.02.16 23:52:36 ] Ice destroyer > I shall see you on the forums! [ 2009.02.16 23:52:55 ] Locke Ateid > Good-bye, have a nice day. I am sickened by this disgraceful turn of events. To see goonswarm sink so low as to refuse a legitimate buisness offer is disgraceful.
An Anarchyyt Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:00:00 - [3] Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 17/02/2009 00:00:10 Poor troll. Not even slightly humorous. Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
UncleSam83 Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:00:00 - [4] This was a huge mistake, those who were involved are being removed from the alliance. If you send me 300 mil deposit i can sponsor you into goonfleet
Ommie Wise Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:01:00 - [5] Can we punish you instead for being unfunny?
Kharnifex Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:03:00 - [6] I see you bolded the funny parts.
Cheekybiatch Amarr Sabetsu Corp	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:38:00 - [7] I think he was attempting to waste goon time sadly he doesn't know thats what you guys do best :P
Mirtazapine Gallente We The People	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:40:00 - [8] Edited by: Mirtazapine on 17/02/2009 00:40:20 Originally by: An Anarchyyt Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 17/02/2009 00:00:10 Poor troll. Not even slightly humorous. Must be some alt from The Internet.
Cheekybiatch Amarr Sabetsu Corp	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:47:00 - [9] Originally by: Mirtazapine Edited by: Mirtazapine on 17/02/2009 00:40:20 Originally by: An Anarchyyt Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 17/02/2009 00:00:10 Poor troll. Not even slightly humorous. Must be some alt from The Internet. Did you not know that all of the goons are one of the internet's alts... i mean it'd look odd if he was having "conversations" with the same character...
halp me Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:52:00 - [10] I am happy to claim that this one is not one of ours. also to the post above me I would like to report that at current the Kenny side of the fence occupies a much larger portion of THE INTERNET. then the goon side :/ ---------------------------- My other alt is Gregory Rays

Mirtazapine Gallente We The People	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:57:00 - [11] Originally by: Cheekybiatch Originally by: Mirtazapine Edited by: Mirtazapine on 17/02/2009 00:40:20 Originally by: An Anarchyyt Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 17/02/2009 00:00:10 Poor troll. Not even slightly humorous. Must be some alt from The Internet. Did you not know that all of the goons are one of the internet's alts... i mean it'd look odd if he was having "conversations" with the same character... Are you ******ed ?
Cheekybiatch Amarr Sabetsu Corp	Posted - 2009.02.17 01:02:00 - [12] Originally by: halp me I am happy to claim that this one is not one of ours. also to the post above me I would like to report that at current the Kenny side of the fence occupies a much larger portion of THE INTERNET. then the goon side :/ Shhhh that's a secwet
Dakk Windoff Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 03:59:00 - [13] MERCH INDUSTRIAL. BEST INDUSTRIAL.
Webb Mordock Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 04:04:00 - [14] Recruitment scamming can be hit or miss. One day you might get nothing, the next day you might destroy a major alliance.
rValdez5987 Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.	Posted - 2009.02.17 05:35:00 - [15] Originally by: UncleSam83 This was a huge mistake, those who were involved are being removed from the alliance. If you send me 300 mil deposit i can sponsor you into goonfleet Bah.... /me logs into SA
Panzram Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 05:54:00 - [16] I can get you directly into GoonFleet itself for 250m flat, screw Merchi.
Holo San Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 06:15:00 - [17] Edited by: Holo San on 17/02/2009 06:17:32 Originally by: ebonyivory Having recently made myself availible to recruitment by goonswarm member and merch industrial recruiter Locke Ateid. After talking to each other and finding out everything i needed to know about merch industrial he went to quickly talk to his ceo. Ill know show you a convo proving that goonswarms recruiting standards are totally unnacceptable. If locke is not immediately punished under the full extent of goon authority i shall take this to Darius Johnson himself! ... This thread is obviously very important and relevant.
Xtapolapoquetzl Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 06:23:00 - [18] And what makes you think Darius himself hasn't scammed a noob or two in his time??!!?
Xikulis Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.17 09:08:00 - [19] Originally by: An Anarchyyt Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 17/02/2009 00:00:10 Poor troll. Not even slightly humorous. How can you even say that, he even took the time to bold all the funny parts for you.
xGradiusx Minmatar Shoot To Thrill Un-Natural Selection	Posted - 2009.02.17 09:11:00 - [20] failtrolling is fail

Anderson Williams Gallente Varion Galactic Revolution Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.17 11:12:00 - [21] Originally by: Xikulis Originally by: An Anarchyyt Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 17/02/2009 00:00:10 Poor troll. Not even slightly humorous. How can you even say that, he even took the time to bold all the funny parts for you. So.. funny...omg
Tara Tempest THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.	Posted - 2009.02.17 11:29:00 - [22] Originally by: halp me I am happy to claim that this one is not one of ours. also to the post above me I would like to report that at current the Kenny side of the fence occupies a much larger portion of THE INTERNET. then the goon side :/ Thank **** for that, I started wondering if we were all PL, but Kenny I can handle. Word is though that Nexus Kinnon and Bai Zong Tong are No Homo alts, C/D ?
Normin Bates	Posted - 2009.02.17 12:30:00 - [23] Did I fall into a time warp where the Goons recruitment scam is new?
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.17 13:08:00 - [24] Originally by: Tara Tempest Originally by: halp me I am happy to claim that this one is not one of ours. also to the post above me I would like to report that at current the Kenny side of the fence occupies a much larger portion of THE INTERNET. then the goon side :/ Thank **** for that, I started wondering if we were all PL, but Kenny I can handle. Word is though that Nexus Kinnon and Bai Zong Tong are No Homo alts, C/D ? came here thanks to my name searching script, sup?
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.17 13:09:00 - [25] I don't really have a name searching script, that would be gay as ****
Tyish	Posted - 2009.02.17 14:06:00 - [26] Originally by: ebonyivory Having recently made myself availible to recruitment by goonswarm member and merch industrial recruiter Locke Ateid. After talking to each other and finding out everything i needed to know about merch industrial he went to quickly talk to his ceo. Ill know show you a convo proving that goonswarms recruiting standards are totally unnacceptable. If locke is not immediately punished under the full extent of goon authority i shall take this to Darius Johnson himself! Chat log removed. Navigator Hahahahaha. thank you, made my day.
TimMc Gallente Extradition	Posted - 2009.02.17 14:26:00 - [27] Goons scam new recruits, tell us something we don't know.
Mithos Victus Aurelius Federation Apotheosis of Virtue	Posted - 2009.02.17 14:37:00 - [28] This is like trying to recall a pop culture joke from the 40s on a modern show. It just comes across as campy, and sometimes a little creepy, that someone could be so far out of the loop. _______________________________________________ [...a lion lurking in the plain]
EYEDOLL Amarr Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.17 15:23:00 - [29] Originally by: TimMc Goons scam new recruits, tell us something we don't know. The fastest snails are the speckled garden snails which can move up to 55 yards per hour compared 23 inches per hour of most other land snails. You're welcome.
RedSplat Heretic Army	Posted - 2009.02.17 15:42:00 - [30] Originally by: EYEDOLL Originally by: TimMc Goons scam new recruits, tell us something we don't know. The fastest snails are the speckled garden snails which can move up to 55 yards per hour compared 23 inches per hour of most other land snails. You're welcome. I'd wager the snail that just went crunch on my window was a mite faster. Props to thrushes for discovering things go splat if dropped from a great height though. tl;dr you meant 'unasisted land speed'. No need to thank me. [i] FOR PONY



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