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Professor Dumbledore Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:10:00 - [31] Edited by: Professor Dumbledore on 22/02/2009 04:10:38 Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Apparently confused goon what is wrong with you? Absolutely nothing little goonie. Just bringing a little critical touch to the propaganda machine! This thread is horrible, it has no zest or spark - its boring and crass all at the same time and does absolutely nothing to illustrate its own points. Shockingly poor in other words. Well the had a BIG SECRET tm but since they don't understand sov mechanics well they failed miserably so :).
Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:13:00 - [32] Originally by: Viva Pinata You're projecting. Its the SENIOR ANALYST! So creature, could it not have delivered a little new material to its fellow hive entities? The collective's rhetorical stock is getting so old its frankly smelling bad. Earn that title! ISSUE - Bring back live events
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:15:00 - [33] I'm afraid I'm no longer a Senior Analyst. After everyone saw your rather public and overly dramatic meltdown yesterday, I was given a promotion. I am currently Chief Senior Analyst.
Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:17:00 - [34] Originally by: Viva Pinata I'm afraid Don't be! Come on a SENIOR ANALYST should be able to produce some new intel material or cunning spy data on demand. ISSUE - Bring back live events
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:18:00 - [35] Edited by: Vinata on 22/02/2009 04:20:16 No no no little goonie, I did not melt down, rather <horrible long winded explanation nobody buys>. You are insignificant, you have no individuality, 5000 of you, etc etc. All you do is utter tired 4chan memes, and can't come up with anything new, etc etc etc. Oh you're a <impressive title>? What does that mean? I bet it means that you're very important, but actually you only think you're very important because goonie goonie goon, etc. That is what Jade's responses are going to be until he ragequits the forums tonight. Edit: Also he's going to announce that he is leaving for the night, and try to play it off as if he had somehow "won" the debate that will never occur.
Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:20:00 - [36] Originally by: Viva Pinata on the verge of exploding No no no little goonie, I did not melt down, rather <horrible long winded explanation nobody buys>. You are insignificant, you have no individuality, 5000 of you, etc etc. All you do is utter tired 4chan memes, and can't come up with anything new, etc etc etc. Oh you're a <impressive title>? What does that mean? I bet it means that you're very important, but actually you only think you're very important because goonie goonie goon, etc. Ummm maybe you should calm down a bit. You seem a bit over stressed for a mindless insect without the cares of individuality to burden the submissive existence. All I asked for was a little content for this thread. The Swarm keeps posting threads bringing absolutely nothing new to the table of discussion. Its not good enough. ISSUE - Bring back live events
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:22:00 - [37] Edited by: Vinata on 22/02/2009 04:23:02 Originally by: Jade Constantine a mindless insect without the cares of individuality Originally by: Vinata ...you have no individuality... That is what Jade's responses are going to be until he ragequits the forums tonight.
Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:26:00 - [38] A insect correctly predicted that a sentient would call an insect an insect. Will wonders never cease But the point remains. Where is the new material? I want a thread with content. ISSUE - Bring back live events
SavageBastard Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:29:00 - [39] There is no surprise...err goons...er....
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:30:00 - [40] Originally by: Jade Constantine A insect correctly predicted that a sentient would call an insect an insect. Will wonders never cease But the point remains. Where is the new material? I want a thread with content. Perhaps Jade Constantine would like to enchant us with a story or two about her recent Empire adventures? Surely she has wonderful tales to regal us with.

Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:35:00 - [41] Originally by: Viva Pinata begs for pearls Perhaps Jade Constantine would like to enchant us with a story or two about her recent Empire adventures? Surely she has wonderful tales to regal us with. Stop shuffling those insect feet creature! As a SENIOR ANALYST produce the intel data and spy revelations promised by the "Eve ultra important foundation for non-pubbie fictional accomplishment" (bureau) before this thread gets stale. This is about the SWARM! The hive is in the spotlight now and scuttling away like roaches from the torchlight won't look good ISSUE - Bring back live events
Fraud Crawler Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:37:00 - [42] hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects
Fraud Crawler Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:39:00 - [43] also i'm a human being, and i don't appreciate being called a "**roach." that's what the **s called my people while they tried to exterminate us. i hope ccp will take action against you and everyone else who insists on bringing anti-semitism onto these forums.
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:40:00 - [44] Edited by: Vinata on 22/02/2009 04:40:17 Originally by: Jade Constantine Stop shuffling those insect feet creature! As a SENIOR ANALYST produce the intel data and spy revelations promised by the "Eve ultra important foundation for non-pubbie fictional accomplishment" (bureau) before this thread gets stale. This is about the SWARM! The hive is in the spotlight now and scuttling away like roaches from the torchlight won't look good I'm gonna stop doing the thing where I quote my predictions of your respons, and then your response, because that is gonna get really tiring and I'm fairly sure the mods won't be big fans of it. As for producing intel for you on demand: Are you crazy? Why would I give to you for free what I make other people pay me for?
Fraud Crawler Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:40:00 - [45] vinata can i be a brain goon
Hubris Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:44:00 - [46] jade here is some Johnsons Baby Shampoo for you. its the no more tears formula. It may help. -
Vincent Athen Amarr Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:44:00 - [47] Originally by: Jade Constantine A insect correctly predicted that a sentient would call an insect an insect. Will wonders never cease But the point remains. Where is the new material? I want a thread with content. I have a suggestion for new material. Reply to the post where Vinata demonstrated that one of your statements on 0.0 warfare was objectively incorrect. Jade Constantine using logical arguments instead of trotting out the same old "drones/insects" fallacy would be a real surprise.
Maxwell Damage Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:45:00 - [48] i, too, have an antenna and am greatly offended by this blatant form of internet racism also ****roaches will inherit the earth~~
KeratinBoy Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:49:00 - [49] Oh look, Jade is trying to seem important in more than one thread. Shockingly, more interesting than THE BIG SURPRISE. 2/21 not a good day at all.
Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:51:00 - [50] Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20 Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects OOC You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee). Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm. So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this. Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC Silence swarm creature! ISSUE - Bring back live events

Fu ManChewy Amarr Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:57:00 - [51] Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20 Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects OOC You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee). Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm. So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this. Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC Silence swarm creature! Hey weren't you a CSM?
Zzelle Caldari Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:58:00 - [52] Edited by: Zzelle on 22/02/2009 04:58:27 Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects I don't think Jade understands metaphor... This won't actually work, but I feel compelled to try to help him understand... Originally by: Merriam Webster 1: a figure of speech in which a word or phrase literally denoting one kind of object or idea is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between them (as in drowning in money) ; broadly : figurative language compare simile
Fraud Crawler Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 04:58:00 - [53] OOC: You're gay. IC: I, too, am gay.
Venomire Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 05:00:00 - [54] We prefer to call them synapse creatures.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky Minmatar Band of Brothers	Posted - 2009.02.22 05:02:00 - [55] Hakuna Vinata.
Viscount Prawn Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 05:09:00 - [56] Originally by: Zzelle Edited by: Zzelle on 22/02/2009 04:58:27 Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects I don't think Jade understands metaphor... This won't actually work, but I feel compelled to try to help him understand... Originally by: Merriam Webster 1: a figure of speech in which a word or phrase literally denoting one kind of object or idea is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between them (as in drowning in money) ; broadly : figurative language compare simile There are no metaphors. Only roleplaying. We roleplay bees and in a few days kenny will be roleplaying wolves in lowsec. What is so hard to understand about this.
RynkarVertigo Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 05:13:00 - [57] The hardest thing for them to understand is that there are no goons.
Dianeces Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.02.22 05:13:00 - [58] Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20 Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects OOC You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee). Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm. So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this. Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC Silence swarm creature! OOC You're stupid. IC Anyone who thinks CAOD is some sort of **ty RP forum is legally ****ed.
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 05:22:00 - [59] Originally by: Jade Constantine Bees and roleplaying. Just an fyi (for your information) a few Goons have contemplated actually roleplaying insects on these forums due to your post. As you know, insects are unable to form words at all, and would do nothing more than go buzz buzz or bzzzzzzzzzzz or such. If such a thing were to occur, I would hope that the mods will keep in mind that it was your idea, and that Goons would just be roleplaying.
RynkarVertigo Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.22 05:23:00 - [60] chirp chirp chirp



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