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Fivefold Forgefire
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:26:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20
Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects
OOC
You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).
Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.
So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.
Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC
Silence swarm creature!
bzzz bzzz
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Ungdall
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:27:00 -
[62]
crrrrchip crrrchip crrrhip
*flies to another spot*
crrrip crrip crrip
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Kohr Ah
Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:29:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20
Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects
OOC
You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).
Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.
So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.
Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC
Silence swarm creature!
You try so hard it is next to impossible to take you seriously. The name of the game is slamming the enemy into the ground, it is a grand ol' time (considering the circumstances). Goons are just laughing at you, making a sweet posts that contains four words to make you look like an ass and then continue to win the game. You should probably start acting intelligent rather than try to sound intelligent.
Take it down a notch cupcake, you're missing the point.
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Kiko Goatbiter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:29:00 -
[64]
ribbit ribbit
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Fu ManChewy
Amarr Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:30:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Fu ManChewy on 22/02/2009 05:30:20
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Ed Silepec
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:31:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Depressingly mundane. Unexciting. Flacid. As usual an awful thread from the monoculture that does nothing except trumpet the same endlessly flat note of reflected vainglory we've come to expect from this hive entity over the past weeks.
Truly terrible propaganda.
Anyone who considers Goonswarm a monoculture doesn't know what the ****. SIGMA SQUAD BEST SQUAD
Realpost: 420 camp PR- till you fall asleep everyday~
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jm24
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:34:00 -
[67]
Jade, how does it feel at night when you sleep knowing people who roleplay insects of a swarm on THE INTERNET are more relevant in eve-online than you, JADE CONSTANTINE, yourself?
bzzzz bzzzzzz Killah Beez bzzzzz bzzzzzzzz
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RynkarVertigo
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:36:00 -
[68]
Who's Jade Constantine?
I thought this was a thread about bugs...
*bzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZZ* *bZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz*
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Kiko Goatbiter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:37:00 -
[69]
i am a member of sigma squad.. i put us on the map..
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:50:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20
Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects
OOC
You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).
Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.
So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.
Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC
Silence swarm creature!
/me bowls over laughing at the ownsauce jade just threw at the bees. I know longer will refer to goonswarm by anything other then "insects".
Thank you Jane for this public service. Stop, hammer time. |
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Ayman Zawahiri
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:52:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20
Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects
OOC
You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).
Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.
So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.
Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC
Silence swarm creature!
Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:53:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20
Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects
OOC
You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).
Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.
So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.
Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC
Silence swarm creature!
Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.
And that's bad how? Stop, hammer time. |
Tobruk
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:55:00 -
[73]
stupid goons, molle didn't specify the year. When your in Kenny you have to think long term. ----------------------------------------------
Sig removed. Elmo Pug removed my sig because he hates me
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:56:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Megan Maynard
Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.
And that's bad how?
Slavery implies a lack of consent, sex slavery implies...well, Jade roleplays someone who is physically abused and has vast emotional trauma induced upon them for someone else's pleasure.
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:00:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Megan Maynard
Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.
And that's bad how?
Slavery implies a lack of consent, sex slavery implies...well, Jade roleplays someone who is physically abused and has vast emotional trauma induced upon them for someone else's pleasure.
And that is bad how? Stop, hammer time. |
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:00:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Megan Maynard
Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri
Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.
And that's bad how?
He role-plays a female sex slave. It also fails to mesh with his position as an anti-slavery activist working with the Minmatar terrorist organization known as the Ushra'Khan.
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Buhamut Zeo
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:01:00 -
[77]
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:01:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Originally by: Megan Maynard
Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri
Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.
And that's bad how?
He role-plays a female sex slave. It also fails to mesh with his position as an anti-slavery activist working with the Minmatar terrorist organization known as the Ushra'Khan.
And? Stop, hammer time. |
Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:04:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Megan Maynard And?
As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:06:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Megan Maynard And?
As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.
Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.
Go blow up a pos or something. Stop, hammer time. |
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:07:00 -
[81]
Ok, I gotta admit, I did not think I'd get Jade bad enough that he'd turn to alt posting to save face.
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Fu ManChewy
Amarr Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:08:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Megan Maynard
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Megan Maynard And?
As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.
Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.
Go blow up a pos or something.
Why don't you just post on your main? Jade Constantine.
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Zell Shadowcast
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:10:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Megan Maynard
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Megan Maynard And?
As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.
Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.
Go blow up a pos or something.
Pft his roleplaying of being a molested woman is just spreading awareness of molested women. Stupid insects.
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:10:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Fu ManChewy
Originally by: Megan Maynard
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Megan Maynard And?
As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.
Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.
Go blow up a pos or something.
Why don't you just post on your main? Jade Constantine.
Confirming that I AM the sex starved PIMP alt of Jade Constantine.
Bow before my awesomeness. Stop, hammer time. |
Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:11:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Zell Shadowcast
Originally by: Megan Maynard
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Megan Maynard And?
As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.
Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.
Go blow up a pos or something.
Pft his roleplaying of being a molested woman is just spreading awareness of molested women. Stupid insects.
Your sig implies rifters should shoot lasers. I protest. Stop, hammer time. |
Fu ManChewy
Amarr Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:16:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Megan Maynard Your sig implies rifters should shoot lasers. I protest.
<creates another Jade alt>
Your insectnizoidinol efluvium of my maximus pituitary is t****zoidal in the hypotenuse!
<hehe they will never know it is me.>
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:19:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Fu ManChewy
Originally by: Megan Maynard Your sig implies rifters should shoot lasers. I protest.
<creates another Jade alt>
Your insectnizoidinol efluvium of my maximus pituitary is t****zoidal in the hypotenuse!
<hehe they will never know it is me.>
Replies in hopes that the thread will be locked soon. Also decides stomach is empty and needs food.
Stop, hammer time. |
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Minmatar Slacker Industries The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:21:00 -
[88]
I admire goons.
We've only ever once had one corporation/alliance offer more wartargets and that was the most awesome privateers.
I hate to say it, but your 0.0 antics are a blip in an ongoing saga of blips.
Juicy, I admit, but in the end you have one goal and it's not even epic. BoB, or what they've become, aren't going to sit around and wait for teh "end game" you expect of them.
Just as goons attempted to defy their elimination by moving to a new region protected by a higher power, I doubt ex-BoB are going to sit around and expect you to claim Delve.
~Oh yeah Delve! ~We have it now.
Claim all you want. An npc dominated region just like Stain sounds like a prize worth fighting for.
Right now, I'd suggest Slackers join Exalted as they're the only alliance that seems to be dominating both sides at once.
This pathetic show of force will be nothing in the end. Delve has only been owned once and it will soon probably fall to the few corporations and alliances like Exalted who continue to exert an influence on it despite all the alliance "fighting" that exists there.
Fight, little bee, fight, but you'll not fight as long as some who have lived there against bob for a long time.
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Ayman Zawahiri
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:23:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien I admire goons.
We've only ever once had one corporation/alliance offer more wartargets and that was the most awesome privateers.
I hate to say it, but your 0.0 antics are a blip in an ongoing saga of blips.
Juicy, I admit, but in the end you have one goal and it's not even epic. BoB, or what they've become, aren't going to sit around and wait for teh "end game" you expect of them.
Just as goons attempted to defy their elimination by moving to a new region protected by a higher power, I doubt ex-BoB are going to sit around and expect you to claim Delve.
~Oh yeah Delve! ~We have it now.
Claim all you want. An npc dominated region just like Stain sounds like a prize worth fighting for.
Right now, I'd suggest Slackers join Exalted as they're the only alliance that seems to be dominating both sides at once.
This pathetic show of force will be nothing in the end. Delve has only been owned once and it will soon probably fall to the few corporations and alliances like Exalted who continue to exert an influence on it despite all the alliance "fighting" that exists there.
Fight, little bee, fight, but you'll not fight as long as some who have lived there against bob for a long time.
*spergs out*
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Viper ShizzIe
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.22 06:42:00 -
[90]
Now I see what today was supposed to be.
Molle let Jade loose on the forums to ****post in a vain attempt to remove the spam about how terribad his alliance has become.
Patience is the key, to reading Jade's posts.
It all makes sense now.
-dpb
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