Originally by: Brodde Dim

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I guess you missed it.

The details were posted right here, but important goon announcements, about their upcoming puberty, has moved that thread to page 28.

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Originally by: Miss Inappropriate

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Go lose to ev0ke again

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Originally by: Aleeta D'var

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Originally by: Miss Inappropriate

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Go lose to ev0ke again

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I assume you are talking about a fictive fight in the alliance tournament - where we never faced them. Go educate yourself or stop confusing Tenth Legion with Forth District.

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Originally by: Deo Three

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February 21st, 2009 a date which will not live in infamy

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Originally by: Brodde Dim

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I guess you missed it.

The details were posted right here, but important goon announcements, about their upcoming puberty, has moved that thread to page 28.

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Originally by: Kirex

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Didn't Kenny/AAA hotdrop goons/kia in some system in PB? Is this the day AAA are coming to kennys rescue?

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Originally by: The Mittani

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i had iced coffee instead of hot coffee today

it was surprising~

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Originally by: Montasque

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I made my own Pad Thai today, surprisingly it was really really good.

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Originally by: Baquack Obamailure

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Originally by: Kirex

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Didn't Kenny/AAA hotdrop goons/kia in some system in PB? Is this the day AAA are coming to kennys rescue?

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1. it was SE/AAA
2. it wasn't a hot drop
3. no AAA didn't come to save kenneth

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Originally by: The Mittani

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i had iced coffee instead of hot coffee today

it was surprising~

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Originally by: excitable but ultimately banal member of the swarm

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Hey

So Kennys leaders told whats left of their alliance and pets that they had some kind of surprise for February 21 which was going to turn this war around.

I looked and its the 21st today. The day isnt over, but I was kind of hoping we'd get the surprise by now.

Who knows what it is? I looked for info on the goonfleet forums but theres nothing there except Mittani being all mysterious. Has it happened? Was it some mad invention of Dianas to try to get the pets to log in?

Someone spill the beans.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: excitable but ultimately banal member of the swarm

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Hey

So Kennys leaders told whats left of their alliance and pets that they had some kind of surprise for February 21 which was going to turn this war around.

I looked and its the 21st today. The day isnt over, but I was kind of hoping we'd get the surprise by now.

Who knows what it is? I looked for info on the goonfleet forums but theres nothing there except Mittani being all mysterious. Has it happened? Was it some mad invention of Dianas to try to get the pets to log in?

Someone spill the beans.

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Depressingly mundane. Unexciting. Flacid. As usual an awful thread from the monoculture that does nothing except trumpet the same endlessly flat note of reflected vainglory we've come to expect from this hive entity over the past weeks.

Truly terrible propaganda.

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Originally by: Apparently confused goon

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what is wrong with you?

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Depressingly mundane. Unexciting. Flacid.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: Apparently confused goon

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what is wrong with you?

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Absolutely nothing little goonie. Just bringing a little critical touch to the propaganda machine! This thread is horrible, it has no zest or spark - its boring and crass all at the same time and does absolutely nothing to illustrate its own points.

Shockingly poor in other words.

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Originally by: Viva Pinata

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You're projecting.

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Originally by: Viva Pinata

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I'm afraid

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Originally by: Viva Pinata on the verge of exploding

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No no no little goonie, I did not melt down, rather <horrible long winded explanation nobody buys>. You are insignificant, you have no individuality, 5000 of you, etc etc. All you do is utter tired 4chan memes, and can't come up with anything new, etc etc etc. Oh you're a <impressive title>? What does that mean? I bet it means that you're very important, but actually you only think you're very important because goonie goonie goon, etc.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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a mindless insect without the cares of individuality

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Originally by: Vinata

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...you have no individuality...

That is what Jade's responses are going to be until he ragequits the forums tonight.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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A insect correctly predicted that a sentient would call an insect an insect. Will wonders never cease

But the point remains. Where is the new material? I want a thread with content.

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Originally by: Viva Pinata begs for pearls

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Perhaps Jade Constantine would like to enchant us with a story or two about her recent Empire adventures? Surely she has wonderful tales to regal us with.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Stop shuffling those insect feet creature! As a SENIOR ANALYST produce the intel data and spy revelations promised by the "Eve ultra important foundation for non-pubbie fictional accomplishment" (bureau) before this thread gets stale.

This is about the SWARM! The hive is in the spotlight now and scuttling away like roaches from the torchlight won't look good

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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A insect correctly predicted that a sentient would call an insect an insect. Will wonders never cease

But the point remains. Where is the new material? I want a thread with content.

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Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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Originally by: Merriam Webster

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1: a figure of speech in which a word or phrase literally denoting one kind of object or idea is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between them (as in drowning in money) ; broadly : figurative language compare simile

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Originally by: Zzelle

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Edited by: Zzelle on 22/02/2009 04:58:27

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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I don't think Jade understands metaphor...

This won't actually work, but I feel compelled to try to help him understand...

Originally by: Merriam Webster

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1: a figure of speech in which a word or phrase literally denoting one kind of object or idea is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between them (as in drowning in money) ; broadly : figurative language compare simile

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Bees and roleplaying.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Depressingly mundane. Unexciting. Flacid. As usual an awful thread from the monoculture that does nothing except trumpet the same endlessly flat note of reflected vainglory we've come to expect from this hive entity over the past weeks.

Truly terrible propaganda.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri

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Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.

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And that's bad how?

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Originally by: Vinata

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri

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Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.

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And that's bad how?

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Slavery implies a lack of consent, sex slavery implies...well, Jade roleplays someone who is physically abused and has vast emotional trauma induced upon them for someone else's pleasure.

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri

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Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.

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And that's bad how?

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Originally by: Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri

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Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute.

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And that's bad how?

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He role-plays a female sex slave. It also fails to mesh with his position as an anti-slavery activist working with the Minmatar terrorist organization known as the Ushra'Khan.

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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And?

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Originally by: Vinata

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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And?

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As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Originally by: Vinata

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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And?

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As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.

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Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.

Go blow up a pos or something.

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Originally by: Vinata

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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And?

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As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.

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Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.

Go blow up a pos or something.

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Originally by: Fu ManChewy

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Originally by: Vinata

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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And?

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As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.

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Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.

Go blow up a pos or something.

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Why don't you just post on your main? Jade Constantine.

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Originally by: Zell Shadowcast

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Originally by: Vinata

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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And?

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As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.

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Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.

Go blow up a pos or something.

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Pft his roleplaying of being a molested woman is just spreading awareness of molested women. Stupid insects.

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Your sig implies rifters should shoot lasers. I protest.

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Originally by: Fu ManChewy

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Your sig implies rifters should shoot lasers. I protest.

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<creates another Jade alt>

Your insectnizoidinol efluvium of my maximus pituitary is t****zoidal in the hypotenuse!

<hehe they will never know it is me.>

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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien

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I admire goons.

We've only ever once had one corporation/alliance offer more wartargets and that was the most awesome privateers.

I hate to say it, but your 0.0 antics are a blip in an ongoing saga of blips.

Juicy, I admit, but in the end you have one goal and it's not even epic. BoB, or what they've become, aren't going to sit around and wait for teh "end game" you expect of them.

Just as goons attempted to defy their elimination by moving to a new region protected by a higher power, I doubt ex-BoB are going to sit around and expect you to claim Delve.

~Oh yeah Delve! ~We have it now.

Claim all you want.
An npc dominated region just like Stain sounds like a prize worth fighting for.

Right now, I'd suggest Slackers join Exalted as they're the only alliance that seems to be dominating both sides at once.

This pathetic show of force will be nothing in the end. Delve has only been owned once and it will soon probably fall to the few corporations and alliances like Exalted who continue to exert an influence on it despite all the alliance "fighting" that exists there.

Fight, little bee, fight, but you'll not fight as long as some who have lived there against bob for a long time.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Ummm maybe you should calm down a bit. You seem a bit over stressed for a mindless insect without the cares of individuality to burden the submissive existence.

All I asked for was a little content for this thread. The Swarm keeps posting threads bringing absolutely nothing new to the table of discussion. Its not good enough.

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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien

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I doubt ex-BoB are going to sit around and expect you to claim Delve.

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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien

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I admire goons.

We've only ever once had one corporation/alliance offer more wartargets and that was the most awesome privateers.

I hate to say it, but your 0.0 antics are a blip in an ongoing saga of blips.

Juicy, I admit, but in the end you have one goal and it's not even epic. BoB, or what they've become, aren't going to sit around and wait for teh "end game" you expect of them.

Just as goons attempted to defy their elimination by moving to a new region protected by a higher power, I doubt ex-BoB are going to sit around and expect you to claim Delve.

~Oh yeah Delve! ~We have it now.

Claim all you want.
An npc dominated region just like Stain sounds like a prize worth fighting for.

Right now, I'd suggest Slackers join Exalted as they're the only alliance that seems to be dominating both sides at once.

This pathetic show of force will be nothing in the end. Delve has only been owned once and it will soon probably fall to the few corporations and alliances like Exalted who continue to exert an influence on it despite all the alliance "fighting" that exists there.

Fight, little bee, fight, but you'll not fight as long as some who have lived there against bob for a long time.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Depressingly mundane. Unexciting. Flacid. As usual an awful thread from the monoculture that does nothing except trumpet the same endlessly flat note of reflected vainglory we've come to expect from this hive entity over the past weeks.

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Originally by: Venomire

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We prefer to call them synapse creatures.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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Originally by: ZombyDog

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Originally by: Venomire

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We prefer to call them synapse creatures.

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OOC
Nerd trap sprung

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Originally by: Forsell

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Originally by: ZombyDog

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Originally by: Venomire

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We prefer to call them synapse creatures.

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OOC
Nerd trap sprung

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Well, you have to be one to regocnize it as a trap.

Btw, shoot the big ones.

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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien

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I admire goons.

We've only ever once had one corporation/alliance offer more wartargets and that was the most awesome privateers.

I hate to say it, but your 0.0 antics are a blip in an ongoing saga of blips.

Juicy, I admit, but in the end you have one goal and it's not even epic. BoB, or what they've become, aren't going to sit around and wait for teh "end game" you expect of them.

Just as goons attempted to defy their elimination by moving to a new region protected by a higher power, I doubt ex-BoB are going to sit around and expect you to claim Delve.

~Oh yeah Delve! ~We have it now.

Claim all you want.
An npc dominated region just like Stain sounds like a prize worth fighting for.

Right now, I'd suggest Slackers join Exalted as they're the only alliance that seems to be dominating both sides at once.

This pathetic show of force will be nothing in the end. Delve has only been owned once and it will soon probably fall to the few corporations and alliances like Exalted who continue to exert an influence on it despite all the alliance "fighting" that exists there.

Fight, little bee, fight, but you'll not fight as long as some who have lived there against bob for a long time.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Depressingly mundane. Unexciting. Flacid. As usual an awful thread from the monoculture that does nothing except trumpet the same endlessly flat note of reflected vainglory we've come to expect from this hive entity over the past weeks.

Truly terrible propaganda.

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Originally by: il sakasanje

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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One of the most awesome post i've ever read here :)

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Originally by: ponderous voiced swarm creature

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Now I see what today was supposed to be.

Molle let Jade loose on the forums to ****post in a vain attempt to remove the spam about how terribad his alliance has become.

Patience is the key, to reading Jade's posts.

It all makes sense now.

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Originally by: ghost437

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Due to being a giant noob I thought it was sov in a station system not station ownership so Darius Levithan will make it safely out of the cooker tomorrow morning.

ALSO GET THE DAY RIGHT ITS TOMORROW!

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Originally by: ghost437

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It was never mentioned anywhere that it would turn the war in any shape or form.

Due to being a giant noob I thought it was sov in a station system not station ownership so Darius Levithan will make it safely out of the cooker tomorrow morning.

ALSO GET THE DAY RIGHT ITS TOMORROW!

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Foolish little insect! Free individuals have no need of permission to post on public communication forums. I realize its difficult/impossible for a submissive creature like itself to understand that not all thinking entities are bound by top/down hierarchy and groupthink but really little bug - this is how things are beyond the swarm.

Weep bitter tears as it remembers its own individuality before assimilation.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Ummm maybe you should calm down a bit. You seem a bit over stressed for a mindless insect without the cares of individuality to burden the submissive existence.

All I asked for was a little content for this thread. The Swarm keeps posting threads bringing absolutely nothing new to the table of discussion. Its not good enough.

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Originally by: Vashan Tar

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hahahahaha
You had a week to shoot the station but didn't?

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Originally by: pouting seeming on the verge of tears swarm entity

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For a bunch of idiot-level intelligence drones, we sure get things done. You give yourself far too much credit, and us too little. If we're really that stupid, we wouldn't even be in 0.0, unlike a certain other person here.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: pouting seeming on the verge of tears swarm entity

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For a bunch of idiot-level intelligence drones, we sure get things done. You give yourself far too much credit, and us too little. If we're really that stupid, we wouldn't even be in 0.0, unlike a certain other person here.

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0.0 is for stupid creatures in the main little insect. Its territory for followers and submissive creatures incapable of original thought. Granted there are a number of brain-goons out there capable of planning in some low cunning based replacement for thought patterns but in the main the primary attribute valued in followers is simply that they be prepared to do exactly what is asked without asking questions or complaining at their deaths.

But even in this least demanding of environments the swarm is nothing. No glories, no victories, exactly nothing in its own name. Incapable and impotent. If hive creatures like itself were capable of higher thought and imagination doubtless its inability to impact the existence of its critics would enrage and frustrate!

Luckily for this drone's groupthink backbone it is incapable of those traits.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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0.0 is for stupid creatures in the main little insect. Its territory for followers and submissive creatures incapable of original thought. Granted there are a number of brain-goons out there capable of planning in some low cunning based replacement for thought patterns but in the main the primary attribute valued in followers is simply that they be prepared to do exactly what is asked without asking questions or complaining at their deaths.

But even in this least demanding of environments the swarm is nothing. No glories, no victories, exactly nothing in its own name. Incapable and impotent. If hive creatures like itself were capable of higher thought and imagination doubtless its inability to impact the existence of its critics would enrage and frustrate!

Luckily for this drone's groupthink backbone it is incapable of those traits.

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Originally by: frank frank

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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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Originally by: Archdart

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kennys' surprise was that they did nothing , caught you all by surprise that didn't it , brilliant trick while you were up all day waiting they were having a long sleep in and restful day.

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Originally by: Aida Ruiz

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malfunctioning drone

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: pouting seeming on the verge of tears swarm entity

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For a bunch of idiot-level intelligence drones, we sure get things done. You give yourself far too much credit, and us too little. If we're really that stupid, we wouldn't even be in 0.0, unlike a certain other person here.

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0.0 is for stupid creatures in the main little insect. Its territory for followers and submissive creatures incapable of original thought. Granted there are a number of brain-goons out there capable of planning in some low cunning based replacement for thought patterns but in the main the primary attribute valued in followers is simply that they be prepared to do exactly what is asked without asking questions or complaining at their deaths.

But even in this least demanding of environments the swarm is nothing. No glories, no victories, exactly nothing in its own name. Incapable and impotent. If hive creatures like itself were capable of higher thought and imagination doubtless its inability to impact the existence of its critics would enrage and frustrate!

Luckily for this drone's groupthink backbone it is incapable of those traits.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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My alliance is four asterix?

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: Aida Ruiz

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malfunctioning drone

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Your alliance is ****.
Bye.

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Originally by: confused ancillary drone

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Look at Jade going back on his word and replying to the drone mind.

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Originally by: Lina Jakiri

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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My alliance is four asterix?

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Someone who actually has a decent grasp of English would understand that the plural of "asterisk" is "asterisks", rather than talking about that small guy from Gaul.

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Originally by: ghost437

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It was never mentioned anywhere that it would turn the war in any shape or form.

Due to being a giant noob I thought it was sov in a station system not station ownership

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Quote:

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so Darius Levithan will make it safely out of the cooker tomorrow morning.

ALSO GET THE DAY RIGHT ITS TOMORROW!

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Originally by: ghost437

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It was never mentioned anywhere that it would turn the war in any shape or form.

Due to being a giant noob I thought it was sov in a station system not station ownership so Darius Levithan will make it safely out of the cooker tomorrow morning.

ALSO GET THE DAY RIGHT ITS TOMORROW!

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: pouting seeming on the verge of tears swarm entity

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For a bunch of idiot-level intelligence drones, we sure get things done. You give yourself far too much credit, and us too little. If we're really that stupid, we wouldn't even be in 0.0, unlike a certain other person here.

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0.0 is for stupid creatures in the main little insect. Its territory for followers and submissive creatures incapable of original thought. Granted there are a number of brain-goons out there capable of planning in some low cunning based replacement for thought patterns but in the main the primary attribute valued in followers is simply that they be prepared to do exactly what is asked without asking questions or complaining at their deaths.

But even in this least demanding of environments the swarm is nothing. No glories, no victories, exactly nothing in its own name. Incapable and impotent. If hive creatures like itself were capable of higher thought and imagination doubtless its inability to impact the existence of its critics would enrage and frustrate!

Luckily for this drone's groupthink backbone it is incapable of those traits.

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Originally by: Jack Gates

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Originally by: ghost437

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It was never mentioned anywhere that it would turn the war in any shape or form.

Due to being a giant noob I thought it was sov in a station system not station ownership

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HURRRRRR

Quote:

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so Darius Levithan will make it safely out of the cooker tomorrow morning.

ALSO GET THE DAY RIGHT ITS TOMORROW!

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This is not getting enough attention. Maybe -A- wasn't bragging about it, but that's only because -A- isn't losing its home. Kenzoku was really, really excited and wouldn't stop trumpeting our mysterious doom.

Now you've just completely demoralized an ally that didn't have anything to grasp onto to begin with.

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Originally by: Himo Amasacia

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Originally by: Vashan Tar

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hahahahaha
You had a week to shoot the station but didn't?

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Now now he did shoot the station. Station fitting service that is. With a cov ops.

Jake Noble is completely useless.

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Originally by: Two Beans

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Originally by: ghost437

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YOUR DIRECTORS ARE LYING TO YOU!!! THEY LIEEEEEEE!

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: pouting seeming on the verge of tears swarm entity

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For a bunch of idiot-level intelligence drones, we sure get things done. You give yourself far too much credit, and us too little. If we're really that stupid, we wouldn't even be in 0.0, unlike a certain other person here.

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0.0 is for stupid creatures in the main little insect. Its territory for followers and submissive creatures incapable of original thought. Granted there are a number of brain-goons out there capable of planning in some low cunning based replacement for thought patterns but in the main the primary attribute valued in followers is simply that they be prepared to do exactly what is asked without asking questions or complaining at their deaths.

But even in this least demanding of environments the swarm is nothing. No glories, no victories, exactly nothing in its own name. Incapable and impotent. If hive creatures like itself were capable of higher thought and imagination doubtless its inability to impact the existence of its critics would enrage and frustrate!

Luckily for this drone's groupthink backbone it is incapable of those traits.

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Originally by: ghost437

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I do wonder where this mysterious cov ops has come from? Considering died in a geddon in t-ak shooting the station and EXEQTER has sat in XGH for last 3 weeks or w/e. But yeah I SAW JAKE NOBLE SHOOT STATION SERVICES !

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Originally by: Zedsdeadbaby

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: pouting seeming on the verge of tears swarm entity

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For a bunch of idiot-level intelligence drones, we sure get things done. You give yourself far too much credit, and us too little. If we're really that stupid, we wouldn't even be in 0.0, unlike a certain other person here.

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0.0 is for stupid creatures in the main little insect. Its territory for followers and submissive creatures incapable of original thought. Granted there are a number of brain-goons out there capable of planning in some low cunning based replacement for thought patterns but in the main the primary attribute valued in followers is simply that they be prepared to do exactly what is asked without asking questions or complaining at their deaths.

But even in this least demanding of environments the swarm is nothing. No glories, no victories, exactly nothing in its own name. Incapable and impotent. If hive creatures like itself were capable of higher thought and imagination doubtless its inability to impact the existence of its critics would enrage and frustrate!

Luckily for this drone's groupthink backbone it is incapable of those traits.

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I don't think you've quite thought this through. You haven't responded with a direct rebuttal, and I don't think you ever will - instead foregoing a direct challenge in favour of sweeping generalizations and broad insults that have been regurgitated for the umpteenth time already (seemingly in an attempt to fellate your own ill-perceived intelligence - repetitiveness is the mark of low intelligence in fact). The manner in which you've tried to dismiss our efforts, as well as 0.0 in general is a harsh implication of the total ignorance and delusion in which you seem to have bubbled yourself in, utterly oblivious to what the reality really is.

By all means respond with 'you're an idiot submissive creature with no independent, original thought, blablabla etc' - but we've heard it all before. Your thesaurus is wearing out rapidly. Your cognitive dissonance is showing. You're a broken record.

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Originally by: Faekurias

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Did someone die?

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Originally by: Himo Amasacia

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Edited by: Himo Amasacia on 22/02/2009 15:27:04

Originally by: ghost437

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I do wonder where this mysterious cov ops has come from? Considering died in a geddon in t-ak shooting the station and EXEQTER has sat in XGH for last 3 weeks or w/e. But yeah I SAW JAKE NOBLE SHOOT STATION SERVICES !

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You mean, you were sitting there AFK shooting the fitting service instead of the station itself AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE???

Hey its ok mate. Its really easy to lock the wrong thing on a station. We wont laugh at you (much!)

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Originally by: ghost437

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Originally by: Himo Amasacia

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Edited by: Himo Amasacia on 22/02/2009 15:27:04

Originally by: ghost437

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I do wonder where this mysterious cov ops has come from? Considering died in a geddon in t-ak shooting the station and EXEQTER has sat in XGH for last 3 weeks or w/e. But yeah I SAW JAKE NOBLE SHOOT STATION SERVICES !

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You mean, you were sitting there AFK shooting the fitting service instead of the station itself AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE???

Hey its ok mate. Its really easy to lock the wrong thing on a station. We wont laugh at you (much!)

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Where have you guys dreamed this up?

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Originally by: Zedsdeadbaby

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I don't think you've quite thought this through. You haven't responded with a direct rebuttal, and I don't think you ever will - instead foregoing a direct challenge in favour of sweeping generalizations and broad insults that have been regurgitated for the umpteenth time already (seemingly in an attempt to fellate your own ill-perceived intelligence - repetitiveness is the mark of low intelligence in fact). The manner in which you've tried to dismiss our efforts, as well as 0.0 in general is a harsh implication of the total ignorance and delusion in which you seem to have bubbled yourself in, utterly oblivious to what the reality really is.

By all means respond with 'you're an idiot submissive creature with no independent, original thought, blablabla etc' - but we've heard it all before. Your thesaurus is wearing out rapidly. Your cognitive dissonance is showing. You're a broken record.

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Originally by: ghost437

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It was never mentioned anywhere that it would turn the war in any shape or form.

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Originally by: frank frank

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I've never heard of this Jade guy before but wow is he creepy or what?

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