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Planks Unjustified Ancients of MuMu	Posted - 2009.02.21 18:48:00 - [1] Pirates only gank noobs in haulers and barges with a 10 man BS fleet and 5 falcons incase the hauler agros. Most oft smack in low sec local - 'You lamers, come to 0.0 and fight like real men. You can only gank noobs. You fail. You smell of wee and your Dad's on the wellfare. You can't hack it in 0.0 so you stuck in lowsec with its cheap astroids and special needs rats. We have bigger balls than you'. Heard this much? True? ???? Profit? By Planks, sec status 1.64
Lyris Nairn Caldari Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2009.02.21 18:54:00 - [2] low sec is gay i mean why would you go to low sec unless you are a bad guy who cant live in empire cos like empire is way better cos its where the good guys live and why would you wanna be a bad guy thats not cool man to be picking on people who arent there to fight when did they ever do anything to you its not like their industrial is going to aggro your falcon anyway cos the falcon is like a really dumb ship who would ever want to fly one theyre lame just like pirates i mean wtf is with dishonoring ransoms this one time i was reading this guy who said he was in a badger with thirty million in his cargo and the pirate was like lol give me ten million and i let you go and he did and he got killed anyway im glad that never happened to me but man why would you go ruin someones day like that this was never the way i planned not my intention i got so brave drink in hand lost my discretion its not what im used to just wanna try you on im curious for you caught my attention i kissed a girl and i liked it With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
Ms Delerium	Posted - 2009.02.21 18:55:00 - [3] I would love to read his thoughts about high sec "pirates"
Boomershoot Caldari Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:04:00 - [4] Actually, 10 Falcons ______________________________________________
Sister Libertina	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:07:00 - [5] I hate it when bestowers fit eccm
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:08:00 - [6] Originally by: Planks Pirates only gank noobs in haulers and barges with a 10 man BS fleet and 5 falcons incase the hauler agros. Most oft smack in low sec local - 'You lamers, come to 0.0 and fight like real men. You can only gank noobs. You fail. You smell of wee and your Dad's on the wellfare. You can't hack it in 0.0 so you stuck in lowsec with its cheap astroids and special needs rats. We have bigger balls than you'. Heard this much? True? ???? Profit? By Planks, sec status 1.64 Ganked Carebear hauling Carebear Tears spotted... Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more. Whisper is now officially my hero.
RedSplat Heretic Army	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:13:00 - [7] Edited by: RedSplat on 21/02/2009 19:13:52 Miners only strip roids in Barges and Iterons with a 10 man Hulk fleet and 5 Orcas incase the cargohld is full. Most oft smack in High sec local - 'You asswipe, give my ore back and mine your own. You can only gank noobs. You fail. You smell of wee and your Dad's on the wellfare. You can't hack it in 0.0 or lowsec so you stuck in Highsec griefing miners. We have more isk and better Macros than you'. Heard this much? True? ???? Profit? By RedSplat, sec status -8 [i] Ransom List Project: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=999677&page=1
Planks Unjustified Ancients of MuMu	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:14:00 - [8] I'm not a carebear. They killed my best named fitted pvp thorax actually. But you never see them come to 0.0 do you. I wonder why that is. Cos they can't fight proper fights you think?
Kachak Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:38:00 - [9] I'VE LOST MANY VEXORS TO THE 10 BS 5 FALCON GANG U TALK ABUT, AND I AM A PIRATE.. THE IDEA IS, THINGS HAPPEN. IT IS TRU THER R PPL IN EVE WHO WILL ONLY ENGAGE WHEN THEY HAF 5 FALCONS AND 10 BS TO THEIR SIDE, EVEN IF UR JUST FLYING A CRUISER.. IT ONLY MEANS THEY R NOOBS IMO SO U SHULD BE PROUD OF UR HAULER WHO GOT ATTENSION OF THE NOOB GANG
Planks Unjustified Ancients of MuMu	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:40:00 - [10] Originally by: Kachak I'VE LOST MANY VEXORS TO THE 10 BS 5 FALCON GANG U TALK ABUT, AND I AM A PIRATE.. THE IDEA IS, THINGS HAPPEN. IT IS TRU THER R PPL IN EVE WHO WILL ONLY ENGAGE WHEN THEY HAF 5 FALCONS AND 10 BS TO THEIR SIDE, EVEN IF UR JUST FLYING A CRUISER.. IT ONLY MEANS THEY R NOOBS IMO SO U SHULD BE PROUD OF UR HAULER WHO GOT ATTENSION OF THE NOOB GANG I DINT LOOSE A HAULER CLOTH EAR. THEY KILED MY THORAX COS I LAGGED AND MWD DIDN GET ME BACK TO THE GATE!
Kachak Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:42:00 - [11] Originally by: Planks Originally by: Kachak I'VE LOST MANY VEXORS TO THE 10 BS 5 FALCON GANG U TALK ABUT, AND I AM A PIRATE.. THE IDEA IS, THINGS HAPPEN. IT IS TRU THER R PPL IN EVE WHO WILL ONLY ENGAGE WHEN THEY HAF 5 FALCONS AND 10 BS TO THEIR SIDE, EVEN IF UR JUST FLYING A CRUISER.. IT ONLY MEANS THEY R NOOBS IMO SO U SHULD BE PROUD OF UR HAULER WHO GOT ATTENSION OF THE NOOB GANG I DINT LOOSE A HAULER CLOTH EAR. THEY KILED MY THORAX COS I LAGGED AND MWD DIDN GET ME BACK TO THE GATE! OH.. WELL THEN I RETRACT ME SYMPATHY
leboe Dark Star Cartel Molotov Coalition	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:54:00 - [12] I raised my sec in 0.0, does that count?
Gambit Stryder	Posted - 2009.02.21 20:22:00 - [13]
Larkonis Trassler Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.21 22:12:00 - [14] Originally by: Planks Pirates only gank noobs in haulers and barges with a 10 man BS fleet and 5 falcons incase the hauler agros. Most oft smack in low sec local - 'You lamers, come to 0.0 and fight like real men. You can only gank noobs. You fail. You smell of wee and your Dad's on the wellfare. You can't hack it in 0.0 so you stuck in lowsec with its cheap astroids and special needs rats. We have bigger balls than you'. Heard this much? True? ???? Profit? By Planks, sec status 1.64 Garmon, you have sunk to a new low with this. This will be dealt with.
Miss Uylear Caldari The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre	Posted - 2009.02.21 22:24:00 - [15] ^ touches his model ships in his sleep...
Abene Placito Black Legion Command Black Legion.	Posted - 2009.02.21 22:44:00 - [16] I WOULD LIKE TO THANK PLANKS FOR SPARING MY MAIN, MUNIO VERITAS, FROM A CRUSHING DEFEAT WHILE MINING MANY MONTHS AGO. IT WAS MUCH APPRECIATED.
GreGh Rakrot Rionnag Alba	Posted - 2009.02.22 00:18:00 - [17] i once saved Garmon's life, true story
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.22 00:34:00 - [18] Originally by: GreGh Rakrot i once saved Garmon's life, true story if only you'd let him burn ingame (ingame) -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
Suitonia Gallente interimo End of The Line.	Posted - 2009.02.22 00:36:00 - [19] i went to 0.0 cos im a real person or whatever, and i got e-balls. and i got ganked by a 10 man hac gang with 5 falcons. wtf??!!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!? i thought 0.0 was for ppl with balls but its just the same!?!?!??!
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.22 00:37:00 - [20] so me and garmon and some homies were like chillin in 0.0 and then i did some pr0 ass ownage and garmon was all like "HEY NEXUS YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR" true story
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.22 00:37:00 - [21] Also falcons ain't got nothing on my overloaded ECCM *****es. Killed two falcons today falcon killin4lyfe
Artemis Rose Sileo In Pacis Mean Coalition	Posted - 2009.02.22 00:48:00 - [22] Its true. The real men go to 0.0, bubble the stations and the gates and gank things too dumb to read their intel channels 10 to 1. Those low sec pirates can't hack it, tbh. *** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats
Vrabac Zawa's Fan Club	Posted - 2009.02.22 13:12:00 - [23] There was this one time when the 5th falcon didn't log in and we called off the whole op.
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.02.22 14:19:00 - [24] Garmon wrote an hatemail to me some time ago. True story. _______________________________________________ 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2009.02.22 17:01:00 - [25] I taught Garmon everything he knows. True Story. Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more. Whisper is now officially my hero.
Suitonia Gallente interimo End of The Line.	Posted - 2009.02.22 18:36:00 - [26] Garmon has given birth to a new meme True story.
flakeys Tier 3 Technologies Inc Lazy is our middle name	Posted - 2009.02.22 20:23:00 - [27] Originally by: Planks You can't hack it in 0.0 Because we all know 0.0 blob warfare is reall pvp
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.02.22 20:26:00 - [28] Originally by: flakeys Originally by: Planks You can't hack it in 0.0 Because we all know 0.0 blob warfare is reall pvp There's no real PVP. That's as personal as it gets _______________________________________________ 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2009.02.22 21:10:00 - [29] Originally by: Demitria Fernir Originally by: flakeys Originally by: Planks You can't hack it in 0.0 Because we all know 0.0 blob warfare is reall pvp There's no real PVP. That's as personal as it gets Everyone knows the REAL PVP happens in the bedroom... Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more. Whisper is now officially my hero.
Scott Ryder Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2009.02.23 03:28:00 - [30] Originally by: Kachak I'VE LOST MANY VEXORS TO THE 10 BS 5 FALCON GANG U TALK ABUT, AND I AM A PIRATE.. THE IDEA IS, THINGS HAPPEN. IT IS TRU THER R PPL IN EVE WHO WILL ONLY ENGAGE WHEN THEY HAF 5 FALCONS AND 10 BS TO THEIR SIDE, EVEN IF UR JUST FLYING A CRUISER.. IT ONLY MEANS THEY R NOOBS IMO SO U SHULD BE PROUD OF UR HAULER WHO GOT ATTENSION OF THE NOOB GANG IF YOU GONNA POST IN CRUISECONTROL, PLEASE USE THE BOLD ASWELL. I seriusly wanna hurt people posting in capital letters, and not ingame
Terra Mikael SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.23 05:35:00 - [31] Originally by: Planks Pirates ganked me in my hauler/barge/both with a 10 man BS fleet and 5 falcons while i was probably afk mining in low sec. Fixed it for you. ________________________________ Originally by: Korovyov You WIN! And by win, I mean suck horse manure.
Vaal Erit Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.02.23 06:47:00 - [32] I asked Garmon to bless my rupture and it gained +25% armor. True story. Originally by: CCP Whisper So you're going to have to do some actual thinking with regards to hull components and their capabilities instead of copying some cookie-cutter setup. Cry some more.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.02.23 07:02:00 - [33] Originally by: Vaal Erit I asked Garmon to bless my rupture and it gained +25% armor. True story. Only 25%? He must have been drunk and not done it right. NOT a kublai alt. Honest!
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 10:43:00 - [34] Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 23/02/2009 10:43:50 Garmon should stick to flying ruptures, pretty much every night we go chill in 0.0 he loses approx 3 sabres e: True story.
Burn Mac Minmatar The Tuskers	Posted - 2009.02.23 11:41:00 - [35] Originally by: Vaal Erit I asked Garmon to bless my rupture and it gained +25% armor. True story. Choose dps blessing instead imo it doesnt stack with the 3 x Gyro:s
Cedric Diggory Perfunctory Oleaginous Laocoon Mugwumps	Posted - 2009.02.23 12:04:00 - [36] Originally by: Planks I'm not a carebear. They killed my best named fitted pvp thorax actually. But you never see them come to 0.0 do you. I wonder why that is. Cos they can't fight proper fights you think? Because 0.0 alliances often blob worse than most pirates? --- Originally by: 7shining7one7 a) there are no conspiracies whatsoever b) those who believe there are are nuts
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.02.23 12:31:00 - [37] PLANKS! Havent seen you in AGES! Whats up dude! If I'd have known this was one of your threads I wouldnt have bothered to try and troll.. NOT a kublai alt. Honest!
Clean Harry	Posted - 2009.02.23 12:49:00 - [38] I am the 10 BS and 5 falcon fleet in the OP on the holy crusade to kill Garmons forum presence.
Warrio Southern Cross Incorporated Dara Cothrom	Posted - 2009.02.23 13:51:00 - [39] Originally by: Lyris Nairn low sec is gay i mean why would you go to low sec unless you are a bad guy who cant live in empire cos like empire is way better cos its where the good guys live and why would you wanna be a bad guy thats not cool man to be picking on people who arent there to fight when did they ever do anything to you its not like their industrial is going to aggro your falcon anyway cos the falcon is like a really dumb ship who would ever want to fly one theyre lame just like pirates i mean wtf is with dishonoring ransoms this one time i was reading this guy who said he was in a badger with thirty million in his cargo and the pirate was like lol give me ten million and i let you go and he did and he got killed anyway im glad that never happened to me but man why would you go ruin someones day like that this was never the way i planned not my intention i got so brave drink in hand lost my discretion its not what im used to just wanna try you on im curious for you caught my attention i kissed a girl and i liked it This is a very good point. Words? What? ... Profit! Warrio sec status -1.3 or maybe -1.6 or something. sXe
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.23 14:00:00 - [40] Originally by: Warrio This is a very good point. Words? What? ... Profit! Warrio sec status -1.3 or maybe -1.6 or something. Its'a me'a! Warrio!
Kavu Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:45:00 - [41] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon so me and garmon and some homies were like chillin in 0.0 and then i did some pr0 ass ownage and garmon was all like "HEY NEXUS YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR" true story except you forgot the part where he said, "HEY NEXUS, AND KAVU YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR, PLUS U GUISE ARE COOL"
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:47:00 - [42] Originally by: Kavu Originally by: Nexus Kinnon so me and garmon and some homies were like chillin in 0.0 and then i did some pr0 ass ownage and garmon was all like "HEY NEXUS YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR" true story except you forgot the part where he said, "HEY NEXUS, AND KAVU YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR, PLUS U GUISE ARE COOL" m8 when was the last time you even logged on?
Kavu Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:49:00 - [43] been on deployment, i was on last night for a couple minutes, will be on more today, at work atm tho
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:53:00 - [44] Originally by: Kavu been on deployment, i was on last night for a couple minutes, will be on more today, at work atm tho sweet, i will be on a little later tonight but hopefully we fly together n1
Take Enemy BAD WOLF INC. No Apology	Posted - 2009.02.24 05:11:00 - [45] Originally by: leboe I raised my sec in 0.0, does that count? This.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.02.24 05:27:00 - [46] Has this thread hit its Genos quota yet? NOT a kublai alt. Honest!
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.24 11:27:00 - [47] bumping to inform the world that we had a good op last night and it was n1 Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.24 15:22:00 - [48] Originally by: Kavu been on deployment, i was on last night for a couple minutes, will be on more today, at work atm tho Are you on deployment to the ******ed school? I only ask because of your stripey bandanna -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2009.02.24 15:24:00 - [49] Originally by: Sol'Kanar Originally by: Warrio This is a very good point. Words? What? ... Profit! Warrio sec status -1.3 or maybe -1.6 or something. Its'a me'a! Warrio! Rofl.
Torhas the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2009.02.25 10:59:00 - [50] Originally by: Planks Pirates only gank noobs in haulers and barges with a 10 man BS fleet and 5 falcons incase the hauler agros. QFT
TimMc Gallente Extradition	Posted - 2009.02.25 11:27:00 - [51] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 23/02/2009 10:43:50 Garmon should stick to flying ruptures, pretty much every night we go chill in 0.0 he loses approx 3 sabres e: True story. He loses a rupture a day anyway, but does he kill as much with those sabres? Anyway on topic, low sec is harder than 0.0. Blobs are smaller too.

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