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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.22 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: strangely prophetic swarm creature Jade, it'll all end in tears, do yourself a favour, learn to ignore!
It will end in tears agreed. But as ever they won't be mine 
Anyway this is a serious truth and reconciliation thread (the op said so). So I expect nothing less than the swarm to come here and admit the truth of what I've said. If the insects can admit their failings we're on the right road to a better CAOD for everybody. (well real sentient people anyways)
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Aida Ruiz
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Dude you're spergin' so hard I can't even quote this post. Too many characters, too little relevance.
Much like Goonfleet.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:03:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 18:03:23
Originally by: Desperately lonely little insect
Too many characters, too little relevance.
Relevent enough to terrify its alliance into forum smack and spin and absolutely no in-space aggression ever. Concentrate little creature. This is a truth and reconciliation thread. Goonswarm has no need to keep lying here. [:D
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Two Beans
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:06:00 -
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"Welcome to the Space Bunny Space Ranch, what sort of Space Services can this Space Ho provide tonight?" _____________ His Royal Highness King Two Beans King of CAOD
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Kazimir Jonson
Gallente The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:08:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 18:03:23
Originally by: Desperately lonely little insect
Too many characters, too little relevance.
Relevent enough to terrify its alliance into forum smack and spin and absolutely no in-space aggression ever. Concentrate little creature. This is a truth and reconciliation thread. Goonswarm has no need to keep lying here. [:D
Dude this character is REALLY out there .
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:18:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF is based on a concept taken from a cool science fiction book of the 90s by Ken Mcloud.
Ken MacLeod ------------ Coranor you all know i can't stand most of the gbc but while we have them we may as well give them something challenging where they can actually learn a bit Dian fair point |

Buhamut Zeo
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:22:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine I trust the goon posters in the thread will continue to respect the mutual friendship and openess expressed by the op!
Why in the great blue **** do you put so much effort into internet space forums?
And it's openness.
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Alei Mulinitej
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 18:03:23
Originally by: Desperately lonely little insect
Too many characters, too little relevance.
Relevent enough to terrify its alliance into forum smack and spin and absolutely no in-space aggression ever. Concentrate little creature. This is a truth and reconciliation thread. Goonswarm has no need to keep lying here. [:D
never. stop. gaying.
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Two Beans
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:30:00 -
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Originally by: Buhamut Zeo
Originally by: Jade Constantine I trust the goon posters in the thread will continue to respect the mutual friendship and openess expressed by the op!
Why in the great blue **** do you put so much effort into internet space forums?
And it's openness.
"Trolling for Johns. Hey baby, you need a date tonight?" *leans forward into your car window with a wink and a seductive smile, my ample chest displayed before you* _____________ His Royal Highness King Two Beans King of CAOD
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:49:00 -
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Originally by: silly goon Why in the great blue **** do you put so much effort into internet space forums?
More effort than filling the entirety of CAOD with drivel for 2 weeks solid? Somehow I think not 
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jam6549
Amarr Paladines
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: silly goon Why in the great blue **** do you put so much effort into internet space forums?
More effort than filling the entirety of CAOD with drivel for 2 weeks solid? Somehow I think not 
like it was any better before 
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Haargoth Agamar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:59:00 -
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Hey those Star Fraction guys sound like a really elite pvp alliance. Are you recruiting?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Haargoth Agamar Hey those Star Fraction guys sound like a really elite pvp alliance. Are you recruiting?
Hi DARIUS!
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine In the spirit of reconciliation produced by this honest and honourable thread I'll answer some questions raised by the swarm:
Quote: Hey Jade / Star Fraction. You are a terrible, terrible pubbie. Your alliance is terrible and has never done anything of note.
Hello insects! While it might seem that way from the bottom of the anthill I assure you things are quite different in reality!
For example:
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF has actually won wars (on our own!)
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF has actually won wars against Goonswarm (also on our own!)
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF is richer and far more successful in the realm of industry
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF is far more stylish with much better posters!
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF have better ships, better FC's, better overall combat record
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF is bold and sexy in space! I have never seen a GS vessel outside of cyno jammed space that wasn't either a) running away or b) playing station dock games
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF has always done better in the alliance tournaments than the Swarm (okay that one wasn't that difficult) 
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF actually managed to beat BOB in a fair fight!
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF with roughly 100 members has been more consistently reported in the news, in EON, on random internet fansites than the Swarm's 5000 members! ouch!
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF with roughly 100 members managed to get me elected CSM president while the Swarm with 5000 members came a poor 4th.
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF roleplay terrorists and anarchist freedom fighters, GS roleplay "bees".
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF has continually mocked and disparaged the military capability of the Swarm while GF itself has never had the courage or ability to make war on us!
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF vessels are always available to be fired at by anyone with the guts to click "wardec" - GS vessels hide in cyno-jammed systems 99% of the time while flying in fleets of stronger entities for the remaining 1%.
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF is based on a concept taken from a cool science fiction book of the 90s by Ken Mcloud. GS is based on a community of people that only know each other because they have all been conned into paying 10 dollars for access to a discussion forum!
oh man I'm lol'ing so hard at this
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Haargoth Agamar Hey those Star Fraction guys sound like a really elite pvp alliance. Are you recruiting?
Hi DARIUS!
yes, haargoth has been darius all along. how brilliant of you.
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Haargoth Agamar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:08:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Haargoth Agamar Hey those Star Fraction guys sound like a really elite pvp alliance. Are you recruiting?
Hi DARIUS!
I thought I was The Mittani?
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Two Beans
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:08:00 -
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Originally by: Haargoth Agamar Hey those Star Fraction guys sound like a really elite pvp alliance. Are you recruiting?
~*approaching this One with a firy gleam in my soft eyes, tall stiletto heels clicking against the station floor with each....measured....step*~
"Well that depends on how experienced You are...."
~*my warm red lips part slowly, a silent hot breath sighs forth to brush against your face as i close the narrowing distance between U/us*~
"....in a ship, of course." ~*mischievous grin*~
_____________ His Royal Highness King Two Beans King of CAOD
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:08:00 -
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Originally by: Crawler Bee oh man I'm lol'ing so hard at this
And yet I don't see a rebuttal
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Haargoth Agamar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:10:00 -
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Edited by: Haargoth Agamar on 22/02/2009 19:14:19
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Crawler Bee oh man I'm lol'ing so hard at this
And yet I don't see a rebuttal
That is because Goonswarm are the worst alliance in the game and cannot do anything without the help of allies. THE STAR FRACTION led by JADE CONSTANTINE on the other hand are an elite PvP alliance that has won wars against Goonswarm in the past and proved to be better at PvP by being very good at EvE-Online alliance tournaments.
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Crawler Bee oh man I'm lol'ing so hard at this
And yet I don't see a rebuttal
your desperate attempts to prove your superiority in a video game is a rebuttal in and of itself.
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:12:00 -
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Originally by: Fraud Crawler
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Crawler Bee oh man I'm lol'ing so hard at this
And yet I don't see a rebuttal
your desperate attempts to prove your superiority in a video game is a rebuttal in and of itself.
reminder that jade constantine basically just spent the last 30 minutes writing a post that is the equivalent of "my counter-strike team is better than yours"
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:17:00 -
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I've felt the same way for some time. I joined the game only a couple months ago, and I was really upset with how much animosity I saw in the game and on the forums. I didn't really understand why, and to be honest, I still don't understand why. Nonetheless, I'm always respectful to people in game, and I try to be as polite and inviting as I can.
Sure, eve is all about sandbox gameplay, metagaming, and the sort, but that doesn't stop me from trying to put a smile on someone's face. Oftentimes when I'm soloing in my rifter I'd name my ship "g.f., enjoy the loot. :)", so that anytime someone pops me (which is happening less often!) they get to see my friendly message congratulating them. Sometimes I throw exotic dancers in my cargohold for even greater comedy!
There was one time when I was alone with this red in local. I was in a rifter, he was in a crow. We chased each other around for a bit before I managed to agress and web him at a gate. When I got him bleeding into structure there was a gate activation and his buddy in a hurricane jumps through and instapops me. It wasn't an 'honourable 1v1' or whatever, it was just playing the game the way it was meant to be played. As they were locking in my pod I jested at how he "was lucky :P", to which he retorted "I HAVE NO HONOR! :P" just before I explode. He later sent me 10mil isk because my character was a month old and because it was fun as heck. (he later told me that yeah, he was pretty lucky that his friend was one jump out)
I don't really know where all these misconceptions about goonfleet arose from, but my short existance among goons have taught me that they're probably the nicest people you can ever meet. They gave me isk to buy skillbooks, the cheaper t1 ships are given away so I can learn how to fight, and all they ask in return is that I socialize and help the swarm achieve their goals, no matter how small the contribution. It's probably been the most rewarding experience I've ever had in a game.
Then there's our allies! The generous give and take of commodities has been astounding. The amount of work they put into the alliance is only rivaled by how much goons give back to them. Regions, BPO's, fuel, complexes, towers, outposts, supercaps, everything is a gift and we give back and forth on a regular basis. I use to think we were trading things, but only recently did I learn that we just give that stuff to each other because we can! (Oh, you're interested in piloting a mothership? Here, take mine for a spin! Like it? Keep it! I actually don't fly it much anyway.) We yak in teamspeak, jabber, and it's really fun to exchange perspectives on a lot of 0.0 politics.
So I don't know why everyone fights, or why because I have "Goon" in my name that I'm some baby molesting marxist, but frankly I don't care. I'm having fun in eve among the nicest people in 0.0, and as long as I'm nice to them I can't imagine any of that changing in the course of my Eve career. That, and I can't wait to start flying hurricanes. 
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Bagdon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:20:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
words
jc;dr
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Cemic Cemezon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
And yet I don't see a rebuttal
I don't get it 
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Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:24:00 -
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In summer, intolerable closeness; in winter, unendurable cold. All the floors were rotten. Filth on the floors an inch thick; one could slip and fall...We were packed like herrings in a barrel...There was no room to turn around. From dusk to dawn it was impossible not to behave like pigs...Fleas, lice, and black beetles by the bushel...
And yet Jade Constantine's posting makes me yearn for my days in Siberia.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:25:00 -
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Edited by: Vinata on 22/02/2009 19:26:42 Oh wow. I do believe I just saw the leader of an alliance which has never been involved in war, claim it has beaten other alliances at war.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:27:00 -
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For a SENIOR ANALYST you really aren't very good.
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:29:00 -
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jade constantine when are you going to realize that "senior analyst" was a troll?
how can anyone be so dumb yet post so much?
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:33:00 -
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is there a CAOD record for "long continuous troll?" if so, i believe vinata has broken it
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:33:00 -
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Actually it wasn't a troll. I am Chief Senior Analyst at EIIST, it is just that no one expected Jade to flip out like he did just because I have a fancy title.
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