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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.27 07:35:00 -
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Edited by: Karrade Krise on 27/02/2009 07:35:12
All about how-NO! Wait! I refuse to stoop to that level!
Ok here it goes...
A crime has been commited. A Crime of Lust and Love; A Crime engulfed in deceit and secrecy; The Crime of a Love Triangle, engtangled in the hierarchy of a small corporation.
You see, Karrade once had an alt, an alt in a small miner corp. The CEO of that corp was a powerful man; He had everything going for him-He had his very own successful Corporation, his own industrial fleet, his loyal subordinates, and his lovely wife at his side. He had it all going for him, until Karrade's alt entered the scene.
Now several months later the exact opposite can be said. The Corporation lays in ruin. No members to speak of, no form of currency in the wallet. No assets. No industrial fleet. No loyal subordinates, no lovely wife...
Karrade had taken this corp apart, from the inside out, and on the inside of another... The beautiful wife of the CEO had quickly fallen prey to Karrade's RL wit, charm, and rugged looks. She fell into his arms the moment they layed eyes on each other. The CEO had been blind to this of course, either by sheer denial, or just plain cluelessness.
No matter which, two things can be certain. Karrade is now a happily engaged man(RL), and his former CEO has been left-Broken. Bitter. Alone. The deed is done. What was once his now belongs to another. All that the nameless ex-CEO can do now is just sit curled up in a corner, murmuring his ex-wife's name...
You know who you are.
*EDIT* Your ex-wife is a good **** BTW
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Flamable Content
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Posted - 2009.02.27 08:09:00 -
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Batista456
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Posted - 2009.02.27 08:19:00 -
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Take a break, it helps! 
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Janet Marshall
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.27 08:19:00 -
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Oh thats just mean. 
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Tchulen
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Posted - 2009.02.27 08:26:00 -
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Edited by: Tchulen on 27/02/2009 08:26:59
His ex-wife is good, you're quite right.
But she's not a patch on your mum ;)(e: ingame)
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2009.02.27 10:35:00 -
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Edited by: Tzar''rim on 27/02/2009 10:35:43
You had me till "Karrade's RL wit, charm, and rugged looks", then I realised you were just making up stories.
Self-proclaimed idiot
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queen dyke
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Posted - 2009.02.27 12:20:00 -
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im da wife in da op 
u know u want me 
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queen dyke
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Posted - 2009.02.27 12:21:00 -
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Edited by: queen dyke on 27/02/2009 12:45:21
damn double post thanks to see see me pee's latest 'hardlyware'upgrades
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Junko Togawa
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Posted - 2009.02.27 12:34:00 -
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BOO! That story sucked! This one is MUCH better. 
 Originally by: Dreximus
Originally by: Alowishus
These things make the game more exciting overall for people who enjoy risk and the ability to take responsibility for their own safety. At the risk of being cliche, th
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TimMc
Gallente
Extradition
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Posted - 2009.02.27 12:41:00 -
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lawl.
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.27 13:39:00 -
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All about how my life got flipped-turned upside down
Originally by: Sol'Kanar
I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
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Bahhs Deep
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Posted - 2009.02.27 17:47:00 -
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YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE WIFE!?
inappropriate picture in sig removed. ~WeatherMan
List of People I WILL NOT offer ransoms to.
Inoue Zael,Hawk Pryde,Edward England,Kid Brat,Lord Scourge,Slayerseb, Blind John |
Jimer Lins
Gallente
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.27 17:55:00 -
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I look forward to the next episode.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Corp killboard
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Katsina
Gallente
PURE Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.27 17:59:00 -
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of a lovely lady.....
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Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
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Posted - 2009.02.27 18:58:00 -
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Wow...
And I thought decing CONCORD was crazy. 
Originally by: Frenden Dax
My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
My Blog - Fighting for Eden |
Decimus Caedrius
Minmatar
Decimus Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.27 19:09:00 -
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What a touching story... *wipes away a tear*
sLaughter is the best medicine! |
Grek Forto
Malevolent Intentions
Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2009.02.27 19:18:00 -
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...all about how, my life got turned, up-side down...
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.27 19:41:00 -
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Originally by: Grek Forto
...all about how, my life got turned, up-side down...
You're doing it wrong. 
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Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
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Posted - 2009.02.27 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
All about how my life got flipped-turned upside down
Originally by: Grek Forto
...all about how, my life got turned, up-side down...
Posting in an epic Fresh Prince thread.
Seriously, how the hell did that become a meme?
Originally by: Frenden Dax
My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
My Blog - Fighting for Eden |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.02.27 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Chomin H'ak
how the hell did that become a meme?
4chan
[i]
Ransom List Project: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=999677&page=1 |
Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.27 19:55:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0md6Flcrd0s
amirite
Originally by: Sol'Kanar
I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.27 22:16:00 -
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I WARRIOR FOR WOMAN HEART! WHY U DO NOT SEE IT?!
Am I doing it right?
Originally by: BallistaII
that galatic **** star guy...
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Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
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Posted - 2009.02.27 22:41:00 -
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Originally by: RedSplat
Originally by: Chomin H'ak
how the hell did that become a meme?
4chan
Can I war dec 4chan?
Originally by: Frenden Dax
My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
My Blog - Fighting for Eden |
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.27 22:49:00 -
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Originally by: Chomin H'ak
Originally by: RedSplat
Originally by: Chomin H'ak
how the hell did that become a meme?
4chan
Can I war dec 4chan?
If I ever start an alliance like I'd like to...I would so name it 4Chan just for all the free wardecs...
Originally by: CCP Nozh
prices T3. goal around the price of tech 2 cruisers
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Demitria Fernir
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.02.27 23:08:00 -
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Originally by: Chomin H'ak
Originally by: RedSplat
Originally by: Chomin H'ak
how the hell did that become a meme?
4chan
Can I war dec 4chan?
Currently, We Has A Flavor [4CHAN] Only consists of 1 member, current CEO and Founder Pinky Ponkle.
On the other hand, No Corporation can be found with '4chan' in the beginning of its name.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.27 23:17:00 -
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Originally by: Demitria Fernir
1 member, current CEO and Founder Pinky Ponkle.
On the other hand, No Corporation can be found with '4chan' in the beginning of its name.
But I like my Galatic P0RN Starz corp name... 
New members get the title:"P0RN Star In Training"
Originally by: CCP Nozh
prices T3. goal around the price of tech 2 cruisers
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Moe Guns
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Posted - 2009.02.28 01:00:00 -
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Stole someone's wife, eh? All about them sloppy seconds?
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.28 01:03:00 -
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Originally by: Moe Guns
Stole someone's wife, eh? All about them sloppy seconds?
It's only sloppy for 1 second.
Originally by: CCP Nozh
prices T3. goal around the price of tech 2 cruisers
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Saaya Illirie
Caldari
Core Element
Blackguard Coalition
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Posted - 2009.02.28 01:30:00 -
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I know the woman Karrade speaks of. True story.
 
Suffer not the insufferable to live. |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.28 01:35:00 -
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Now this is the story all about how
My posting style got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the elected delegate of a representative body called CSM
In west Sinq Laison born and raised
On the roid belt where I spent most of my days
Mining out, maxing, smacking all cool
And all shooting some civilian electron blasters outside of the CAS station
When a couple of noobs said were up to no good
Started making trouble in my local channel
I got in one little can bait fight and Nexus got scared
And said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in Youl
I whistled for a clone and when it came near the
Pilot's Licence Extension said fresh and had a LSE in the mirror
If anything I could say that this Velator was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to the forums!
I pulled up to a thread about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Mods yo, home smell you later
Looked at my post I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of See and Pee
Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh |
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