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Daan Sai
Polytrope
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:38:00 -
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My daughter has started going out with a Goon FC!
Any sensible suggestions????
Any Stooopid suggestions? (as unlikely as that might be)
Shocked Dad
Daan
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Azael Lightshade
V i L e
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:40:00 -
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Ask for a ransom!
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Doktor Quick
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:42:00 -
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keep wedding rings and a shotgun with you at all times?
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Dax Redding
RaVeN Federation
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:43:00 -
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Edited by: Dax Redding on 22/03/2009 11:43:23
1 bil isk to continue dating your daughter.
if he says no, he obviously does not care for her. And kick his ass out of your HOUSE!
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Jonas Cooke
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Dax Redding Edited by: Dax Redding on 22/03/2009 11:43:23
1 bil isk to continue dating your daughter.
Hey, if they can demand money upon joining, then why not?
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Daan Sai
Polytrope
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:47:00 -
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Originally by: Dax Redding
1 bil isk to continue dating your daughter.
I like your thinking.
Maybe I should get his hopes up and then when he transfers the isk I lock my daughter up and keep the isk?
Planning a scam with my own daughter, I feel ashamed. I better think of one with my son to even it up.
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Rakshasa Taisab
Caldari Sane Industries Inc. United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:50:00 -
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So you're saying you got a spy and/or leverage on a Goon FC?... Why would you be so stupid to post about it on the forums?
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Zaraki KenpachiSan
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:52:00 -
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Originally by: Daan Sai
Originally by: Dax Redding
1 bil isk to continue dating your daughter.
I like your thinking.
Maybe I should get his hopes up and then when he transfers the isk I lock my daughter up and keep the isk?
Planning a scam with my own daughter, I feel ashamed. I better think of one with my son to even it up.
OMG ROFL This thread is made of lol, and please please please, scam the bastard and let us know
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Berious
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:53:00 -
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Obvious troll, goons don't know how to talk to girls
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Jonas Cooke
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:54:00 -
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Originally by: Daan Sai
Originally by: Dax Redding
1 bil isk to continue dating your daughter.
I like your thinking.
Maybe I should get his hopes up and then when he transfers the isk I lock my daughter up and keep the isk?
Planning a scam with my own daughter, I feel ashamed. I better think of one with my son to even it up.
Sell him to Kenzoku. Anime loves boys, right?
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Bagdon
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Daan Sai I lock my daughter up
In a cellar?
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Super Whopper
I can Has Cheeseburger
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:07:00 -
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This thread is made of fail. 1 Billion for your daughter? You're cheap aren't you? The Goon finally found out that there is such a thing as the female sex and all you want is 1b? If I found out my daughter was going out with a Goon I'd demand a Titan. FFS man, get your priorities straight
As for your son, that's a waste of time. If he ever managed to go out with a female Goon then I would castrate him myself so he doesn't pollute my gene pool.
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annoing
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:08:00 -
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I would have recommended taking him outside and cutting his balls off but as hes a goon he hasnt got any anyway.
Are you sure your daughter isnt really a lesbian?
That which can be thought is not true - Hindu proverb I think therefore I am - French proverb |
Constantine Arcanum
Black Serpent Technologies Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:10:00 -
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Originally by: Bagdon
Originally by: Daan Sai I lock my daughter up
In a cellar?
Y SO BASEMENT?
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Spurty
Caldari Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:13:00 -
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Originally by: annoing
Are you sure your daughter isnt really a lesbian?
I'm a lesbian!
Originally by: Butter Dog
I think you'll find that 10 seconds > 1 month
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Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:14:00 -
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I am sorry for you loss.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:19:00 -
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Get the FC in a director position and then have your daughter convince him to disband goonswarm so that kenny can make a corp named goonswarm (and goonfleet) and mop up the goon sov? -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Esmenet
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:22:00 -
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Originally by: Daan Sai My daughter has started going out with a Goon FC!
Any sensible suggestions????
Any Stooopid suggestions? (as unlikely as that might be)
Shocked Dad
Daan
Pics?
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Prontifex
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:44:00 -
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Your daughter is going out with a dog? |
Monkey Saturday
Fear Inc
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:49:00 -
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Let us know if you ever hear this from her bedroom:
"Here I come....BOOYA!!!!"
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Chris Liath
Gallente The Vorlon Empire Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2009.03.22 13:23:00 -
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Edited by: Chris Liath on 22/03/2009 13:23:13 "Nice daughter. We'll take her."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. |
Khlitouris RegusII
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Posted - 2009.03.22 13:24:00 -
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Originally by: Daan Sai My daughter has started going out with a Goon FC!
Any sensible suggestions????
Any Stooopid suggestions? (as unlikely as that might be)
Shocked Dad
Daan
In eve? or in rl? if in eve then lol.
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Kary Savage
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.22 13:30:00 -
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Its a trap !
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Grapetrain
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.22 13:55:00 -
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Hi guys! I'm the Goon in the OP. We had a lovely time last night, I think she might have even enjoyed it.
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Lochmar Fiendhiem
Caldari Quicksilver Industries and Painful Effects Inc.
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Posted - 2009.03.22 14:01:00 -
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I'm going to go with accept the fact that your daughter is dating someone who is into computer gaming and probably just smokes weed as opposed to some douchebag who wears a tracksuit and drives a lower underlit civic thats covered in rice.
Right off the hop you have things in common that you can relate to.
I'd be more worried if she was dating a BoB FC, because he would be in his 40's or 50's, probably force her to do stuff against her will, then smack the crap out of her when she fails to provide. Also he might bring all his possible friends over to do things to her. Then abandon her for no apparent reason.
Also by default he is a cheater so he would break her heart.
Originally by: Halkin bob is dead, goons are great, cheese is cheesy, there we go no need for any more threads
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Zhora Six
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Posted - 2009.03.22 14:07:00 -
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This is all highly suspect and borderline disturbing. People on the internet... living real lives... ___________________________________ Always enjoy your virtual synthetic psychotropics in moderation. |
Orion GUardian
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.22 14:08:00 -
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He didn't want that daughter anyways
Also: Troll Goons don't get GFs
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Dax Redding
RaVeN Federation
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Posted - 2009.03.22 14:08:00 -
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Originally by: Kary Savage Its a trap !
ITS A TARP!!
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Zhora Six
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Posted - 2009.03.22 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: Dax Redding
Originally by: Kary Savage Its a trap !
ITS A TARP!!
It's a Troubled Assets Relief Program? Sign me up!
I've got some "troubled assets" that are in need of "relief." ___________________________________ Always enjoy your virtual synthetic psychotropics in moderation. |
Grek Forto
Malevolent Intentions Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2009.03.22 14:18:00 -
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Posting here, apparently.
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