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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.14 21:39:00 -
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Hello friends my name is Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and I have interrupted my war on the Dread Pirate Captain Morgan Stanley Dean Witter Spiced Rum to bring you this breaking news about the status of my kitten whose name is Mittens. Not to be confused with The Mittani, whom is a homo sapiens of Caucasoid coloring with black fur, Mittens the kitten is a felis catus of black and gray tabby coloring with white marking on her paws. Mittens is a joyful and playful kitten whose life is a carousel of wonder and naps; but, recently she has taken to sneezing. I have noticed her sneeze at least twice today, and I fear that she may have been the victim of some sort of cat-terrorism perpetrated by the much older and far more crafty Bojangles, what is also a felis catus but of orange tabby coloring. I will give all my +rep and all my fives to anyone willing to investigate this crime against my kitten and mete out great vengeance and furious anger upon whomsoever shall be found responsible. |
Thora Tau'ri
Broski Federation
Elite Space Guild
1
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Posted - 2011.09.14 23:50:00 -
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+1, would read again |
Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
23
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Posted - 2011.09.14 23:53:00 -
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Try opening a window and letting some of the Cheeto dust out every once in a while. It's done wonders for my cats' respiratory health. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
106
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Posted - 2011.09.15 00:01:00 -
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Skunk Gracklaw wrote:Try opening a window and letting some of the Cheeto dust out every once in a while. It's done wonders for my cats' respiratory health.
You know, I never considered the fact that I might have somehow been the source of my kitten's sneeze.
I wonder what I should do to myself in response to this discovery. |
jimmyjam
Sinner Among Saints
Exquisite Malevolence
1
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Posted - 2011.09.15 00:12:00 -
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Nice change of pace from every other goon post will read again  |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
107
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Posted - 2011.09.15 00:35:00 -
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jimmyjam wrote:Nice change of pace from every other goon post will read again
How many goon posts have you read? If you enjoy chat about cats, then head on over to this subforum filled with nothing but goons: Pet Island |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
107
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Posted - 2011.09.15 00:37:00 -
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I just gave my kitten a bath, which went without issue; however, my older cat is very unhappy with water. |
Lady Spank
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.15 00:44:00 -
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solution
Get Out, Nasty Face |
Straxus Dronelord
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.09.15 02:11:00 -
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I love sweater kittens |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
61
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Posted - 2011.09.15 02:40:00 -
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I prefer This |
Salome Musashi
Aura of Darkness
Nulli Secunda
0
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Posted - 2011.09.15 03:26:00 -
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+1, C&P needs more kittens. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
117
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Posted - 2011.09.15 03:38:00 -
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If my CSM votes were not already mandated by The Mittani, this right here would secure my vote for you. Alas. |
Lady Spank
In Praise Of Shadows
50
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Posted - 2011.09.15 03:44:00 -
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First to Praise the Scottish Fold!!!!
Get Out, Nasty Face |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
118
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Posted - 2011.09.15 03:48:00 -
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Why are there so many posts in this thread that do not have Likes beside them? Don't you fellows know the entire point of spacebook is to be a +Rep circle jerk? |
DeliciousHamBeast
The Concilium Enterprises
Spectrum Alliance
27
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Posted - 2011.09.15 04:46:00 -
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By far the most fun I've had on C+P since sliced bread.
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Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing to what I shall unfold. |
Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
B A N E
55
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Posted - 2011.09.15 06:18:00 -
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I would only ever consider owning a cat if he had wobbly kitten syndrome.
Then, I would make fun of that cat non-stop. I'd treat him well, but I would mock him night and day. |
Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
B A N E
55
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Posted - 2011.09.15 06:29:00 -
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Darius III wrote:I prefer men.
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
B A N E
55
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Posted - 2011.09.15 06:34:00 -
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I know, I know... gay jokes. Really classy stuff. |
Dilligafmofo
Sandman Plc
4
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Posted - 2011.09.15 08:36:00 -
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The only crime committed here is that of neglect of housework.
Break out the vaccum cleaner wench, this will, if carried out correctly, cease the kitten sneezes.
God made women smaller than men so they can go into and out of the vaccum cupboard more efficiently. 
Snap to it grimey woman. |
Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
27
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Posted - 2011.09.15 10:05:00 -
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Dilligafmofo wrote:The only crime committed here is that of neglect of housework. Break out the vaccum cleaner wench, this will, if carried out correctly, cease the kitten sneezes. God made women smaller than men so they can go into and out of the vaccum cupboard more efficiently. Snap to it grimey woman.
Awww...we had a perfectly good thread going and then you had to ruin it with your badposting.
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Dilligafmofo
Sandman Plc
Laika.
4
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Posted - 2011.09.15 11:01:00 -
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Apologies dearest goon, please send me 200m isk as a service bond ( returnable) and I will ensure that my previous bad post os removed. The isk is wholy refundable and is to allow for the server admins to move the text about to the recycle bin of your chosing.
Once the text is in it's desired recycle bin, the isk will be refunded in full. |
WatsonMayte
The Condemned and Convicted
0
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Posted - 2011.09.15 11:09:00 -
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Dilligafmofo wrote:Apologies dearest goon, please send me 200m isk as a service bond ( returnable) and I will ensure that my previous bad post os removed. The isk is wholy refundable and is to allow for the server admins to move the text about to the recycle bin of your chosing.
Once the text is in it's desired recycle bin, the isk will be refunded in full.
It is also against GSF policy for you to scam a GSF member please contact your CEO & request to be kicked from your corp & black listed |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
33
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Posted - 2011.09.15 12:13:00 -
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Violence towards my species results in severe repercussions. |
Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
4
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Posted - 2011.09.15 12:55:00 -
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Well, being as how I invented kittens and the art of kittening, I am a qualified expert on matters of great importance that pertain to kittens and everything that is kitten.
Hopefully, your kitten is suffering from a simple allergy and not the dreaded feline cooties (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten Aids
These are indeed acts of terrorism perpetrated on our dear kittens. The infidels must be stopped and dealt with immediately. So, a call to arms for all kittens to amass and conquer!!
I'll be sending an in game bill for my prokitten services.
Would you like a kitten? |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
26
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Posted - 2011.09.15 15:23:00 -
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Mittens the kitten is a scammer and a corp thief!
I has proof!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZpKCrH97Bw
This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
142
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Posted - 2011.09.15 16:44:00 -
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Kitty McKitty wrote:Violence towards my species results in severe repercussions.
You be quiet, you human impostor. No one said anything about wanting homo sapiens to talk. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
142
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Posted - 2011.09.15 16:48:00 -
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Zixie Draco wrote:Well, being as how I quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten AidsQuack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!! I'll be sending an in game bill for my pubbie nonsense.
ok m8 gud 2 now u're on teh case c u on teh bottlefolds w/ ur toonies ill be sending all my iskies o7o/  |
Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
4
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Posted - 2011.09.15 17:40:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Zixie Draco wrote:Well, being as how I quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten AidsQuack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!! I'll be sending an in game bill for my pubbie nonsense. ok m8 gud 2 now u're on teh case c u on teh bottlefolds w/ ur toonies ill be sending all my iskies o7o/
awww...you went to so much trouble! That's adorable
Would you like a kitten? |
Princess Nexxala
Quantum Cats Syndicate
2
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Posted - 2011.09.15 17:48:00 -
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mew mew
Is sexy time? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
142
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Posted - 2011.09.15 18:00:00 -
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Zixie Draco wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Zixie Draco wrote:Well, being as how I quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten AidsQuack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!! I'll be sending an in game bill for my pubbie nonsense. ok m8 gud 2 now u're on teh case c u on teh bottlefolds w/ ur toonies ill be sending all my iskies o7o/ awww...you went to so much trouble! That's adorable
Your avatar is very pretty and I am secretly somewhat jealous about it so I figured I would mock you in a feeble attempt to protect my fragile ego but it didn't work because I just took another look at it and those eyes just cut deep into the core of me such that now all of these words are tumbling out and making quite an uproarious mess I am so sorry please don't get uncomfortable I didn't mean it to be like this why are you running way come back here woman I am not done talking why are you acting like that can't you see that our love is forever look what you made me do now stop crying this is your fault I just wanted to talk and oh god the blood won't stop somebody help me. |
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