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Abram Enroch
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:32:00 -
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PS - my english is not my mothers tongue of speak, so plz make my mistakes happy
Oke I make love to Eve Online game I found it with use of Google search engines (I submitted to query of "online spaceship game adult" and I make finds Eve Online). I play trial versioning and I enjoy play time. So I make my goal time target to win this game.
I think to myself, "how can I best win this?". I decide to become player of pirate gang coalition leader of ruthless crimes. I say to myself "this is good plan". I begin combatting in spaceships for victory.
But i lose fight 
This not according to my plan.
I pay IRL money to a friend who eve-mailed me about ISK selling. I am now ISK rich, good plan. I make buying of expensive modules with fraction ammo, and I continue my battling of victory.
I lose fight again not nice
So my friend eve-mails me again for making sell of super character. I pay IRL money on ebay and make buy of this character player. He has 57 millions of skilling points in game.
So now I buy fraction ship with technologic twice modules, I am invincible I'd think.
But no, I lose fight
I am now out of IRL money, I don't know of what to do to win this game. I want to be big pirate leader character with charisma, how can I do it real if I losing fights? Nobody will want leader winner who loses space fights
If you can help me win fight I will pay you ingame or IRL, which ever you make preferred. I dont have much money left (ingame or IRL) but I really made addiction of Eve Online and I really want to win it now.
Thank you for helping me in advance of your helping.
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Barkaial Starfinder
Minmatar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Balance of Judgment
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:37:00 -
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Roger Rabid
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:38:00 -
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Edited by: Roger Rabid on 13/04/2009 21:39:35
You are too late; Garmon has already won EVE.
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Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:41:00 -
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Cat just got passed for best fake forum personality, hahahaha ...
 Originally by: 5pinDizzy
Troll Score-o-Meter
--------Failure----------|||-----------Succes-------
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1--0--1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:44:00 -
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Originally by: Abram Enroch
I pay IRL money to a friend who eve-mailed me about ISK selling. I am now ISK rich, good plan. I make buying of expensive modules with fraction ammo, and I continue my battling of victory.
So my friend eve-mails me again for making sell of super character. I pay IRL money on ebay and make buy of this character player. He has 57 millions of skilling points in game.
I lolled, then I thought of Sisters Scan Probes x5, now I'm sad. In a minute I will realize this is the forums.
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Susan Emmalaute
Blue Singularity Group
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:45:00 -
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9/10
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:46:00 -
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I give this a 10 on the Ruze-O-Meter.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:48:00 -
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ill go ahead and treat this as a non troll...
1)buying ISK with RL money = BAD...you can get banned
2)buying characters from ebay = just as bad..u have to use the official forum
3)charter skill points are only a quarter of the battle...the rest is actual skill and/or RL experience
join a corp that will teach you and that speaks your language
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Homeworld Hamachi Network - Keep the Classic Alive! |
Kralin Ignatov
The Colour Out of Space
Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:48:00 -
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lawl
i believe i cant say more than that
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Sabrage
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:49:00 -
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8/10 since it's apparently possible to actually fall for it. Solid troll, definitely.
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Jaina Proudmoar
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:49:00 -
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IBTL
+1 Troll
Kudos to you sir, you made me rofl.
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Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:53:00 -
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Christ, Jenny Spitfire's got nothing on this guy.
\o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Tag Heuer
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:54:00 -
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I won't help you with EVE.
But do you have an imprisoned uncle in Kenya that I can send $40 million to?
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Epegi Givo
Amarr
Red Rising.
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:00:00 -
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Edited by: Epegi Givo on 13/04/2009 21:59:44
Originally by: Abram Enroch
...Oke I make love to Eve Online game...
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My other alt is a Ferrari |
Siri Blue
Gallente
Arachnea Phoenix Battalion
Hoodlums Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:01:00 -
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This really made my day 
People for Stuff Raffle - No ISK needed
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Spurty
Caldari
Amok.
Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:07:00 -
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Call CONCORD, the restarted person is on the loose buying up iskies!!!!!!
Originally by: Butter Dog
I think you'll find that 10 seconds > 1 month
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rValdez5987
Amarr
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:08:00 -
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now THAT is how you troll |
SugeR RusH
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:09:00 -
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LoL
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente
A Pretty Pony Princess
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:09:00 -
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SO. . . .MUCH. . . .WIN
And to finish, thank you for reading my sig
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AD Adams
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:10:00 -
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Edited by: AD Adams on 13/04/2009 22:10:18
If you punch in "online spaceship game adult" in google search engine. The first hit will be to a Digg thread recommending the spaceshipgame "J izz Blaster". Dunno how you got to EVE from there :D
10/10
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Kuar Z'thain
Fraser's Finest
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: rValdez5987
now THAT is how you troll
Indeed.
I think I shall never troll again, for I will never win quite like this.
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Lee Dalton
Amarr
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:16:00 -
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Congratulations, you just won EVE.
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It doesn't matter how many killmails you have.
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:17:00 -
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Garmon is back? I sure hope so 
Hilarious post, it only gets 9/10 because no one is falling for it.
Originally by: CCP Whisper
So you're going to have to do some actual thinking with regards to hull components and their capabilities instead of copying some cookie-cutter setup. Cry some more.
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Zalinia
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:20:00 -
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I started laughing 5 seconds in. 10/10
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Brutor'Man X
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:23:00 -
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Borat? Is that you? 
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Lucia Dracus
Amarr
The Myyherian Irregulars
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:26:00 -
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I lol'd so much I cried.
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Lilla Kharn
Amarr
THORN Syndicate
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lee Dalton
Congratulations, you just won EVE.
/signed.
10/10.
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Mr Ignitious
R.E.C.O.N.
Dara Cothrom
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Posted - 2009.04.13 23:26:00 -
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IBTL
gave me a good laugh, lost me at RL money, but i played along for the lulz. Nice work.
I read the forums assuming there are no trolls, only really stupid people.
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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Athena Tarsis
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Posted - 2009.04.13 23:48:00 -
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This thread delivers. 
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Ottersmacker
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2009.04.13 23:55:00 -
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10/10 & ibtl
.. and 'fraction', if not anything else, gives it away :(
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