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Kuronaga
The Drekla Consortium
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:10:00 -
[1]
Edited by: Kuronaga on 15/04/2009 04:11:10
For ages, many of us have benefitted from this wonderful invention.
It has brought hope to entire cultures, power to those with ambition, and joy to those seeking a purpose in life.
Now some uptight developer seeks to take all of that away.
 Quote:
"The Device", an item awarded for the mission "Rancorous Researcher (1 of 5)", will now display a proper description.
Proper.
PROPER you say.
What manner of nonsensical BULL is this?
We have quite possibly the most versatile and ingenious invention ever made. Capable of quite possibly anything! I mean, can you soundly claim there is anything this Device CANNOT do?
And you, CCP, you think you know better? How can you possibly know better then the brilliant scientist who came up with this Device?
This is a formal petition to stop CCP from altering the most crucial, game changing and self enlightening tool eve has to offer. Sign here if you are willing you put your life on the line to stop the madness that CCP would incur upon your gaming experience!
Now, let us all bask in the glory that is the Device!
THE DEVICE!!
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Drahkar
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:13:00 -
[2]
Signed.
No touching the device, See See Pee. |
Razzor Death
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:16:00 -
[3]
I for one am shocked..
If this goes forward I will be forced to play wow, May god have mercy on your souls...
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Wet Ferret
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:38:00 -
[4]
I may just need to cancel my 132 accounts over this. Think this one over carefully CCP!
But, yeah. These forums seriously need some indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. |
Fat Buddah
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:41:00 -
[5]
Can I have your DEVICE?
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Zex Maxwell
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:44:00 -
[6]
o.O?
O.o?
Am I the only one confused? Please tell why its a big deal
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krickettt
Gallente
Golden Orb Technology inc
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:47:00 -
[7]
/signed. Nothing is more important. This would nerf Eve itself.
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Rostran Targo
Minmatar
Broski Enterprises
Avarice.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:51:00 -
[8]
What
No...NOOOOO!
They shall rue the day they tampered with The Thing that does Stuff! CCP shall regret this decision!!
/emote storms off, muttering something about herons and kitchenware 
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Ask me about the Heron, no really, do it.
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Pliauga
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:55:00 -
[9]
NO!!!! Not the device, not the precious device, oh the cruelty, I can't take it!!! (starts ripping hair out).
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"Skynet" is my internet provider, should I be worried? |
Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 04:56:00 -
[10]
Have you guys considered that the "stuff" that this "thing" does is what led to all your least favorite game changes? I for one welcome our new properly described overlords.
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Wanker Stain
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Posted - 2009.04.15 05:02:00 -
[11]
Maybe they will change it to:
This is a thing. It does a lot of stuff. 
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motomysz
No Limit Productions
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.04.15 06:16:00 -
[12]
Boooo... Thumbs down... Please to not be changing.
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x1x2x333x3
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Posted - 2009.04.15 06:34:00 -
[13]
/Signed. This is an OUTRAGE!
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Drakoulia
Caldari
The Night Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.15 06:34:00 -
[14]
/signed.
Please keep the thing that does stuff.
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Originally by: The Mittani
Don't touch that! Don't open the refrigerator! The spy is in the refrigerator!
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crockett EXE
Minmatar
Mutineers
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Posted - 2009.04.15 06:43:00 -
[15]
How else can you expect to bait people into stealing your can, with out that device? The sheep and strippers only get you so far.
/signed
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SentryRaven
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.15 06:53:00 -
[16]
Epic topic, makes me lough. Thanks for making my day.
And /signed, please don't change THE DEVICE!
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EBANK Forum Manager | KIA Recruiting Director |
Dracoknight
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Posted - 2009.04.15 09:30:00 -
[17]
They change it to: "This device... does nothing"
or they should...
.
.
.
perhaps?
Rawr! |
Mrsticks
Minmatar
RNCGM Inc.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 09:35:00 -
[18]
It should Totaly Start playing Rick roll When Viewed  
Long Live TEXAS! Texans join the Texas channel in game plz.
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Tallaran Kouros
Caldari
Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.15 09:39:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Kuronaga
Edited by: Kuronaga on 15/04/2009 04:11:10
For ages, many of us have benefitted from this wonderful invention.
It has brought hope to entire cultures, power to those with ambition, and joy to those seeking a purpose in life.
Now some uptight developer seeks to take all of that away.
Quote:
"The Device", an item awarded for the mission "Rancorous Researcher (1 of 5)", will now display a proper description.
Proper.
PROPER you say.
What manner of nonsensical BULL is this?
We have quite possibly the most versatile and ingenious invention ever made. Capable of quite possibly anything! I mean, can you soundly claim there is anything this Device CANNOT do?
And you, CCP, you think you know better? How can you possibly know better then the brilliant scientist who came up with this Device?
This is a formal petition to stop CCP from altering the most crucial, game changing and self enlightening tool eve has to offer. Sign here if you are willing you put your life on the line to stop the madness that CCP would incur upon your gaming experience!
Now, let us all bask in the glory that is the Device!
THE DEVICE!!
/signed
Shocking!
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Jagga Spikes
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.04.15 09:59:00 -
[20]
/signed
if it ain't broken, don't fix it. because there is a whole lot of other stuff that is.
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Gypsio III
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2009.04.15 10:11:00 -
[21]
Quote:
"The Device", an item awarded for the mission "Rancorous Researcher (1 of 5)", will now display a proper description.
Your "proper description" had better be better than the current one. Otherwise I'm going to break your Devices so they no longer Do Stuff. 
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Kordoc
FW Inc
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Posted - 2009.04.15 10:17:00 -
[22]
I need stuff done!
By a Thing!!
Now!!!
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Normal Person + Internet Anonymity + Audience = Total F**kwad |
davcin
Caldari
davcin Corp
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Posted - 2009.04.15 10:45:00 -
[23]
/signed
Keep it as it is!
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Wet Ferret
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Posted - 2009.04.15 11:11:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Kordoc
I need stuff done!
By a Thing!!
Now!!!
QFMFT
But, yeah. These forums seriously need some indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. |
DrJ Zoidberg
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises
Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2009.04.15 11:14:00 -
[25]
/signed
-9001 accounts if The Device gets nerfed
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.04.15 11:32:00 -
[26]
I thought this was going to be a whine about the Falcon rebalance.
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Spurty
Caldari
Amok.
Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 11:33:00 -
[27]
How will be able to 'get stuff done' with the device nerfed?
Originally by: Butter Dog
I think you'll find that 10 seconds > 1 month
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2009.04.15 11:37:00 -
[28]
I'm clearly an idiot as I have no clue what this is all about but I'm gonna /sign this just to be sure. DON'T LET 2012 HAPPEN EARLY!
Self-proclaimed idiot
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Nova Fox
Gallente
Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.04.15 11:39:00 -
[29]
the new description will read
"This is a device, it's supposed to do something specific."
Pre-order your Sisters of ≡v≡ Exploration ship today, Updated 6Apr09 |
I'thari
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.04.15 11:45:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Irida Mershkov
I thought this was going to be a whine about the Falcon rebalance.
aww, comeon, what is a Falcon nerf compared to THIS outrage?!
/signed
I like it as it is now |
Titos Polo
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 11:51:00 -
[31]
/Signed
EVE wont be the same imo.
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Coltach
SlingDraw Corp
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Posted - 2009.04.15 13:39:00 -
[32]
hear hear!
I saw the same change, and had much the same reaction. Its a very bad thing when people start taking themselves too seriously, and i think thats whats happening here.
LEAVE THE DEVICE ALONE
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CCP Soundwave
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Posted - 2009.04.15 13:43:00 -
[33]
/Signed.
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Raekone
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Posted - 2009.04.15 13:44:00 -
[34]
Well they're not touching MY device, that's for sure.
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Warped Pestilence
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Posted - 2009.04.15 13:46:00 -
[35]
Ahhhh crap. If the Device nerf happens, I hope I can still use it along with an Old Map to acquire the hidden pirate stash of Sacred Bricks that are covering up Red who is burried next to A Lot Of Money?
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Kalorned
Minmatar
Psychedelic Llamas
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Posted - 2009.04.15 13:46:00 -
[36]
The device must continue to do stuff!
/signed
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CCP Chronotis
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Posted - 2009.04.15 13:50:00 -
[37]
:motherofgod:
the device must do stuff!
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Pater Peccavi
Minmatar
Tactical Initiative
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Posted - 2009.04.15 13:53:00 -
[38]
/signed, nobody saw this nerf coming nor wanted it.
This is a post. It says stuff. |
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CCP Abathur
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Posted - 2009.04.15 13:53:00 -
[39]
That looks like a Greyscale description TBH.
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CCP Prism X
Gallente
C C P
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Posted - 2009.04.15 13:56:00 -
[40]
Originally by: CCP Abathur
That looks like a Greyscale description TBH.
Dunno, I know all of those words... doesn't sound like the Greyscale I know. 
~ Prism X
EvE Database Developer
Relocating your character to a cozy, secure container since 2006.
Relocating your cozy, secure container to the EVE cemetery since 2008. |
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Razzor Death
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:09:00 -
[41]
Well if you dev's really care your going to have to prove it.
Find out whos idea it was, Grab a solid object and then beat him to death and put it on youtube ! only then will i not cancel my 742 accounts and tell my 402 friends to cancel all there acounts with atleast 4 alts each !
/me waits for youtube link....
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CCP Dropbear
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:19:00 -
[42]
It's all my fault. I DIDN'T LISTEN!
*Throws self on sword publicly*
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CCP Big Dumb Object
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:19:00 -
[43]
The device must flow.
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Device Bearer
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:25:00 -
[44]
One device to rule them all
one device to find them
one device to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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Murtough Galaktikus
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:27:00 -
[45]
remebers me to one rambo movie
Quote:
Rambo: It's blue light. Hamid: What does it do? Rambo: It turns blue
so, the device still has to do stuff !
/signed
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Jeanine Brown
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:29:00 -
[46]
Don't touch the Device!
/signed
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Renarla
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:34:00 -
[47]
The Device has summoned the powers of the Dev Team to protect itself!
BECAUSE OF FALCON! |
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CCP Technobabble
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:39:00 -
[48]
Please be advised: A shadow cult has requisitioned the device for nefarious deeds, the extent of which is yet unknown. We will find a solution and have already invested billions of ISK in this program.
I assure you, The Device will return.
Do not panic during these troubled times. May Fate have mercy on us all.
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Hitomi Nakatani
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:40:00 -
[49]
/signed with every fiber of my being!
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Lonak Silu
GeoCorp.
Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:42:00 -
[50]
CCP Dev: I know why you're here, Kuronaga. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for it. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, it told me I wasn't really looking for it. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Kuronaga. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Kuronaga: What is the Device?
CCP Dev: The answer is out there, Kuronaga, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
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Maria Kalista
Amarr
Emerald Forest Securities
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:45:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Maria Kalista on 15/04/2009 14:45:29
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
It's all my fault. I DIDN'T LISTEN!
*Throws self on sword publicly*
PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
Ps: signed. Don't touch the the device!
Damn, now see what you did, the emotion made me stutter... 
Originally by: Jacharian
This sounds like a bad idea. I'm in.
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Oghma Grianainech
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.04.15 14:57:00 -
[52]
Originally by: I'thari
Originally by: Irida Mershkov
I thought this was going to be a whine about the Falcon rebalance.
aww, comeon, what is a Falcon nerf compared to THIS outrage?!
/signed
I like it as it is now
Falcon is just plain stupid but then CCP devs only mine and rat all day so what do they know.
Signed.
LEAVE THE BLOOMING THING ALONE !
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:08:00 -
[53]
Originally by: CCP Big Dumb Object
The device must flow.
I cringed at that man, I actually cringed.
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H Lecter
Gallente
The Black Rabbits Academy
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:10:00 -
[54]
But... what will do stuff when the device is limited to serve only one particular purpose??
Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed resolution of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. -Weatherman |
Batolemaeus
Caldari
Free-Space-Ranger
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:19:00 -
[55]
In before "because of falcon"
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
In New Eden, EVE wins you.
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Chris Liath
Gallente
Nex Exercitus
Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:21:00 -
[56]
Signed.
Don't you dare touch the Device, CCP. I'm serious.
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. |
Isil Rahsen
Gallente
Ferrum Superum
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:22:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Batolemaeus
In before "because of falcon"
BECAUSE OF FALCON
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Razzor Death
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:23:00 -
[58]
Originally by: CCP Technobabble
Please be advised: A shadow cult has requisitioned the device for nefarious deeds, the extent of which is yet unknown. We will find a solution and have already invested billions of ISK in this program.
I assure you, The Device will return.
Do not panic during these troubled times. May Fate have mercy on us all.
LIES ! he is one of them !
BURN HIM BURN HIM BURN HIM !
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Niccolado Starwalker
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:27:00 -
[59]
For the best of all mankind: the device must "be"!
Originally by: Dianabolic
Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL |
cpu939
Gallente
OffBeat Creations
The Elders Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:36:00 -
[60]
to all the devs in this post what are you guys on and is it any better then diclofenac sodium? if so please send me some
01101111 01100110 01100110 01100010 01100101 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 |
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CCP Molock
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:38:00 -
[61]
I would not have expected this to be such a Devisive subject... but rest assured, we are examining the matter most carefully.
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Drunk Driver
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:39:00 -
[62]
/signed |
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CCP Jasonitas
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Posted - 2009.04.15 15:58:00 -
[63]
Edited by: CCP Jasonitas on 15/04/2009 15:57:55
Originally by: cpu939
to all the devs in this post what are you guys on and is it any better then diclofenac sodium? if so please send me some
I am high on life. And The Device. It is the source of my shadow cult's power.
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baltec1
Antares Shipyards
Hoodlums Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.15 16:07:00 -
[64]
I encountered the device once. It looked so small but when I tried to take it I ended up packing my ship into its own cargo hold.
please, dont try to nerf it. It will be your doom.
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2009.04.15 16:22:00 -
[65]
/signed
Fools! Do you not realize that the Device is allied with the Weighted Companion Cube!?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm9mfnW9lVo
This is a war you cannot win!
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wickedpheonix
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Posted - 2009.04.15 16:33:00 -
[66]
It's because the device as-is lets you get into Jovian space.
/signed
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Larg Kellein
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2009.04.15 17:02:00 -
[67]
I'm encouraged by the dev support for this cause, yep compelled to state the obvious: Leave Device alone!
/wrists like a youtube blogger at the prospect of a world without Device.
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Kulmid
Asshats and Alcoholics
Turbo.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 17:07:00 -
[68]
The devs are going to give Device a proper description BECAUSE OF FALCON.
_________________
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Rhaegor Stormborn
H A V O C
Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 17:32:00 -
[69]
/signed
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Viqer Fell
Minmatar
When Hippo Attacks Go Wrong
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Posted - 2009.04.15 18:10:00 -
[70]
/me hands Kuronaga an anatomically corrct device.
If it pleases the public mob, I would like the witness to point to where CCP touched his device.
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Kolmogorow
Freedom Resources
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Posted - 2009.04.15 18:40:00 -
[71]
THE DEVICE is cool. Actually the most balanced item in EVE. Don't touch!
/signed
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Argus Cutler
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:07:00 -
[72]
Edited by: Argus Cutler on 15/04/2009 19:08:13
witty post
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Xenoxide
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:29:00 -
[73]
/signed
The thing must do stuff!
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Khunag
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:32:00 -
[74]
*Signed*
Khunag |
Mister Grumpy
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:37:00 -
[75]
If CCP touches my device, there will be problems.
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Arvald
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:45:00 -
[76]
ALL GLORY TO THE DEVICE
ok but seriously, next person that derails my thread gets a railroad spike shoved through their neck |
Tekutep
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:52:00 -
[77]
ALL YOUR DEVICE ARE BELONG TO US
(please don't hurt me, I couldn't help myself)
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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:56:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Kuronaga
Edited by: Kuronaga on 15/04/2009 04:11:10
For ages, many of us have benefitted from this wonderful invention.
It has brought hope to entire cultures, power to those with ambition, and joy to those seeking a purpose in life.
Now some uptight developer seeks to take all of that away.
Quote:
"The Device", an item awarded for the mission "Rancorous Researcher (1 of 5)", will now display a proper description.
Proper.
PROPER you say.
What manner of nonsensical BULL is this?
We have quite possibly the most versatile and ingenious invention ever made. Capable of quite possibly anything! I mean, can you soundly claim there is anything this Device CANNOT do?
And you, CCP, you think you know better? How can you possibly know better then the brilliant scientist who came up with this Device?
This is a formal petition to stop CCP from altering the most crucial, game changing and self enlightening tool eve has to offer. Sign here if you are willing you put your life on the line to stop the madness that CCP would incur upon your gaming experience!
Now, let us all bask in the glory that is the Device!
THE DEVICE!!
/signed
btw ***** vagina .... why the forum filter is sexist ?
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:59:00 -
[79]
Remember you need T H E K E Y for the device.
Mitnal
Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
Contact us |
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Brutor'Man X
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.04.15 20:03:00 -
[80]
I hereby nominate Kuronaga for CSM as he has shown that he indeed knows what the people want.
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Aluin Chaput
Caldari
Infernal RetrIbution
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Posted - 2009.04.15 20:16:00 -
[81]
THE DEVICE for CSM!
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.04.15 20:49:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Aluin Chaput
THE DEVICE for CSM!
So say we all!
Originally by: Akita T
Seriously ?
...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
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Tarhos
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
White Core
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Posted - 2009.04.15 21:08:00 -
[83]
Originally by: CCP Soundwave
/Signed.
Please post something useful, that is considered spam actually...
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Razzor Death
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.04.15 22:15:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Aluin Chaput
THE DEVICE for CSM!
/signed
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cpu939
Gallente
OffBeat Creations
The Elders Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.15 22:39:00 -
[85]
Originally by: CCP Jasonitas
Edited by: CCP Jasonitas on 15/04/2009 15:57:55
Originally by: cpu939
to all the devs in this post what are you guys on and is it any better then diclofenac sodium? if so please send me some
I am high on life. And The Device. It is the source of my shadow cult's power.
trade you, or do you have a spare device you could give me or even a titan lol
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KayTwoEx
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.15 22:43:00 -
[86]
Edited by: KayTwoEx on 15/04/2009 22:43:51
/sign
Guys, you cannot change the Device!!! You know that is an aggressiv act and every player in EVE who signed here will have a killrights on all ccp workers forever as this is very bad and you cause heavy psychological damage to us all.
Oh my god! I can't believe it. It makes me a sad panda. |
Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.04.15 22:45:00 -
[87]
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Remember you need T H E K E Y for the device.
hello mitnal, cat here
please explain where this T H E K E Y spawns so then we can all use our cool devices that do stuff to maximum power
thanks
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XD Andy
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.15 23:03:00 -
[88]
Do not touch the Device.
nuff said.
Andy
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Galan Amarias
Amarr
The Drekla Consortium
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.04.16 06:14:00 -
[89]
All hail the device, it must remain sacrosanct.
Altering the device is the first and most critical portent of the apocalypse. Leave the device alone or face 2012
Humanity or the Device, your call CCP.
-Galan
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Anastacia Saers
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.04.16 06:49:00 -
[90]
/signed
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Yarrion Yuwen
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Posted - 2009.04.16 06:53:00 -
[91]
/signed
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
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Reigeth
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.04.16 06:57:00 -
[92]
/signed
You could of just gotten a nefarious group to make a nefarious device that does nefarious things.
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Horatio Nately
Caldari
808 Enterprises
Malum Exuro
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Posted - 2009.04.16 07:38:00 -
[93]
/signed
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CEO 808 Enterprises, A Hawaii, USA Playercorp
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Wadddi
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Posted - 2009.04.16 08:33:00 -
[94]
/signed the device must continue it's domination of doing stuff.
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Nova Satar
Annihilate.
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Posted - 2009.04.16 08:51:00 -
[95]
CCP are getting all serious =/
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Franga
NQX Innovations
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Posted - 2009.04.16 09:12:00 -
[96]
In The Device, we trust.
/signed.
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Draeca
Tharri and Co.
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Posted - 2009.04.16 09:12:00 -
[97]
/signed
For great device!
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Confuzer
Volition Cult
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2009.04.16 09:44:00 -
[98]
Whahahaha the Device, your old God, will be nothing more then a
coffee machine
The end time is near! Next, they'll nerve the Falcon. I just feel it, because this is the second sign of the apocalypse... (no not the ship you nub)
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Destiny is not a matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It's not a thing to be waited for - it is a thing to be achieved. |
Draco Argen
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Posted - 2009.04.16 14:14:00 -
[99]
/signed
I have never owned a Device, if i can not i will never play eve again!
I have just seen the light, do not rob it from me!!
I need stuff.
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Quantum Unem
Amarr
Mournival.
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Posted - 2009.04.16 14:18:00 -
[100]
I cannot perform sexually, Because of THE DEVICE!
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Alex Terman
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2009.04.16 14:25:00 -
[101]
/signed
No to Nerfing "The Device"
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Siri Blue
Gallente
Arachnea Phoenix Battalion
Hoodlums Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.16 14:29:00 -
[102]
Is that some caldari mission?
I never got the device with Gallente, Minmatar, the SoE, Interbus or Guristas I want a device now!
People for Stuff Raffle - No ISK needed
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Nigel Sheldon
Caldari
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.04.16 14:32:00 -
[103]
only an hour of our glorious device to go.....there will be a memorial service held in lo sec (location to be confirmed) you must all bring shuttles to mourn this loss...your holds should be full of devices and then we all eject and self destruct our shuttles!!
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Kassasis Dakkstromri
Caldari
Fallen Angel's
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Posted - 2009.04.16 14:35:00 -
[104]
There is an old Amarrian Proverb:
'The Infidel that touches "The Device" will face Jihad!'
Don't TOUCH the DEVICE!
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Kolmogorow
Freedom Resources
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Posted - 2009.04.16 14:51:00 -
[105]
CCP has become so quiet in this thread. I'm afraid that all members defending so bravely THE DEVICE here have just lost their job. There must be a terrible mighty and dark power behind the scene acting so nefariously against THE DEVICE and its friends!
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Some Advisor
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Posted - 2009.04.16 14:55:00 -
[106]
postphone patch, revert back, so it can be correctly fixed by not fixing :)
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Lief Siddhe
Independent Faction
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Posted - 2009.04.16 15:25:00 -
[107]
CCP, you can't have my stuff. Don't touch my Device.
I was somewhere Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold... |
Ji Sama
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Posted - 2009.04.16 15:26:00 -
[108]
FAIL BECAUSE OF FALCON
This is a signature not related to EVE |
Jaehaerys
Ever Flow
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Posted - 2009.04.16 15:44:00 -
[109]
ALL GLORY TO THE DEVICE
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Orion GUardian
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.16 15:54:00 -
[110]
ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THE DEVICE!
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Liberator 1
Gallente
Fighter Command
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Posted - 2009.04.16 15:56:00 -
[111]
All hail the device !
Its description shall live on.
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ôIf you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?ö
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Agent Known
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.04.16 15:57:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Agent Known on 16/04/2009 15:57:38
Originally by: Jaehaerys
ALL GLORY TO THE DEVICE
/signed
Obviously what I say isn't always what my alliance thinks. I hate to break it to you, but this is in fact my signature.
Proud ally of CVA |
Ji Sama
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Posted - 2009.04.16 15:58:00 -
[113]
I ACCEDENTELY THE DEVICE
This is a signature not related to EVE |
Huurtney Gurdsen
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Posted - 2009.04.16 15:58:00 -
[114]
The French are blockading a port because of CCPs threat to change the devices description, I heard it on the news.
Yea, though I wart through the valet of thy shadowy hut I will feed no norman. |
Helen Dammnation
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Posted - 2009.04.16 15:59:00 -
[115]
I deliberately the device. Mmm .
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente
Ad Astra Vexillum
Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.16 16:00:00 -
[116]
The device can heal global economy !
Let the device do stuff !
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.16 16:05:00 -
[117]
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Chemogal
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Posted - 2009.04.16 16:05:00 -
[118]
Ave Device, morituri te salutant
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Lexus Deus
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.16 16:22:00 -
[119]
/signed
The device stays with me!!!
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Lady Mai
English Trading
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Posted - 2009.04.16 16:23:00 -
[120]
Edited by: Lady Mai on 16/04/2009 16:27:45
pffft.. CCP playing god.. changing things... well listen here CCP.. the device can NOT be tampered with, and if you try you will see just what stuff this thing does!!
Dont anger the DEVICE!!!!!
EDIT - Downtime extended... TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH THE DEVICE!!!
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Erabalugus Erjectus
State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.04.16 16:28:00 -
[121]
/signed!!!!!!
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Erabalugus Erjectus
State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.04.16 16:29:00 -
[122]
/signed don't let us take this to the CSM!
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Dizzy22
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Posted - 2009.04.16 16:31:00 -
[123]
This is the end of eve as we know it :(
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Nigel Sheldon
Caldari
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.04.16 17:18:00 -
[124]
they didn't do it! It's still a thing, and it still does stuff.......we win eve!
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DrAtomic
Atomic Heroes
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2009.04.16 17:20:00 -
[125]
pfew...
- - -
Originally by: CCP Prism X
I can invent ways to get free candy for you where the implementation is so bad that you'd never want to see candy again in your whole life.
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Ferdio Ricotez
Gallente
A.S.M.A
Knights Collective
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Posted - 2009.04.16 17:21:00 -
[126]
Aack! The most precious, most versatile, most advanced, most epic item in the game... And they are gonna nerf it? Stop them this instance!
/signed
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MOAR ORE |
Nigel Sheldon
Caldari
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.04.16 17:21:00 -
[127]
look two posts above you mate
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DaDutchDude
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.04.16 17:45:00 -
[128]
All hail the device, for it has not forsaken us!
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Skaz
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.04.16 17:53:00 -
[129]
/signed
But if they don't change this back:
Can I have your stuff?
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PINK PINK PINK PINK |
DNSBLACK
Gallente
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.16 18:12:00 -
[130]
Edited by: DNSBLACK on 16/04/2009 18:13:22
Edited by: DNSBLACK on 16/04/2009 18:12:45
The device is over powered. We killed the nanos and ECM and missles and damps and curse and pilgrams and arazus and interceptors and rapiers NOW IT IS TIME TO FINALLY KILL THAT WHICH STARTED IT ALL. It does stuff to well and fast it needs nerfed out of the game.
UNSIGNED/ kcuf the device
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Satsuki Kakuri
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Posted - 2009.04.16 19:24:00 -
[131]
Edited by: Satsuki Kakuri on 16/04/2009 19:24:28
While waiting for the patch to download
And apologies to Phil Harris and "The Thing":
While I was flying in dead-space one bright and sunny day
I saw a great big Device a-floatin' around the sky
I tractored it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
Ooh, I discovered a boom-boom-boom, right before my eyes.
Ooh, I discovered a boom-boom-boom, right before my eyes.
I picked it up and warped to Jita as happy as a king
I took it to a scammer I knew who'd buy most any thing
But this is what he hollered at me as I pulled in to dock
Oh, get outta here with that boom-boom-boom, before I call a cop
Oh, get outta here with that boom-boom-boom, before I call a cop
I turned around and got right out, a-warpin' for my life
And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife
But this is what she hollered at me as I docked at the door
Oh, get outta here with that boom-boom-boom, and don't come back no more
Oh, get outta here with that boom-boom-boom, and don't come back no more
I wandered all around the region until I chanced to bait
A drifter who was looking for a hand-out at the gate
He said he'd take most any old thing, he was a desperate man
But when I traded him the boom-boom-boom, he turned around and ran
Oh, when I traded him the boom-boom-boom, he turned around and ran
I wandered on for many years, a victim of my fate
Until one day I came upon the Jovians at the gate
And when I tried to take it inside, they told me where to go
Get outta here with that boom-boom-boom and take it to the worm-hole
Oh, get outta here with that boom-boom-boom and take it to the worm-hole
The moral of this story is if you're out in some dead-space
And you should see a great big Device and it's out on your grid
Don't ever stop and open it up, that's my advice to you
'Cause you'll never get rid of the boom-boom-boom, no matter what you do
Oh, you'll never get rid of the boom-boom-boom, no matter what you do
=)
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Roemy Schneider
BINFORD
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Posted - 2009.04.16 19:31:00 -
[132]
signed
or give us the
log : it shows nothing
bug : it cannot be reproduced
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putting the gist back into logistics |
Scarrossar
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2009.04.16 20:05:00 -
[133]
Nooo! Do not touch the Device! :(
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Nigel Sheldon
Caldari
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.04.16 20:17:00 -
[134]
dear god peeps you really need to check to see if something is broken after the patch before signing, it just makes you look like idiots...
THE DEVICE REMAINS INTACT!
IT IS STILL A THING THAT DOES STUFF!
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Rilwar
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
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Posted - 2009.04.16 20:25:00 -
[135]
Originally by: CCP Big Dumb Object
The device must flow.
But can it bust a move and turn this mother out?
---O-H--S-H-I-T---
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Liliane Woodhead
Intergalactic Charwomen
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Posted - 2009.04.16 20:26:00 -
[136]
/signed
I need that device for my housekeeping.
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Komen
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.04.16 20:27:00 -
[137]
Dirty pool, CCP, dirty pool.
All of the good you have done in the past, is undone with one stroke.
Touch ye not The Device, lest great misfortune befall ye, as revealed in the secret lore of the fifth circle of...okay, can't go any further with this.
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FOl2TY8
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.04.16 20:28:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Liliane Woodhead
/signed
I need that device for my housekeeping.
Back in the kitchen woman, men are talking.
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This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve |
Rowdthon Nethra
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Posted - 2009.04.17 06:51:00 -
[139]
Wait.
Oh no, it cannot be.
<yell>CCP</yell>
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Orion GUardian
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.17 08:57:00 -
[140]
Now that they didn't change it, I wonder what it would have been
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Vossejongk
Caldari
red white bleu Flying Dutch Liberty Angels
The Eden Project
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Posted - 2009.04.17 09:25:00 -
[141]
CCP DON'T TOUCH MY DEVICE !
My signature was too big so now i'm Koos Sigloos |
General Paul
Atomic Heroes
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2009.04.17 13:07:00 -
[142]
Agree with all of the above
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DualToxic
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.04.17 22:00:00 -
[143]
Found this the most suitable song to match this scenario;
Title: The Device has been Modified
Original Artist: Booni30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQUaEF2bJZ0
DualToxic's - Biography - Ingame Browser Friendly
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Korerin Mayul
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Posted - 2009.04.17 22:08:00 -
[144]
Originally by: CCP Big Dumb Object
The device must flow.
you are my new favourate dev.
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Eve Spair
Caldari
Ronin Interstellar Industries
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Posted - 2009.04.17 22:10:00 -
[145]
Let The Device flow through you!
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Dana Thei
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Posted - 2009.04.17 23:22:00 -
[146]
Frack I just put 1000 of these Devices up on the market!!!
Now what?? 
/Signed
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Tipz NexAstrum
Celestial Horizon Corp.
I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.04.18 00:29:00 -
[147]
The universe is doomed, doomed!
Originally by: CCP Navigator
People who think I am joking or talking big are going to understand very quickly that there will be order in these forums.
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Valeronx
Celestial Horizon Corp.
I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.04.18 01:51:00 -
[148]
Originally by: Tipz NexAstrum
The universe is doomed, doomed!
Or maybe the Universe will be saved, because the Device does stuff. Think about it.
.
Please resize sig to a maximum file size of 24000 bytes - Mitnal |
Arnaud Toroge
Amarr
Rionnag Alba
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.04.18 06:59:00 -
[149]
What the hell, seriously ccp need to really think about this one, if they get rid of the device it is going to ruin this game altogether
Quote:
Pwnage never sleeps -Dro
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DamnedSpirit
Amarr
Counter Measure
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Posted - 2009.04.18 07:06:00 -
[150]
If you remove the device there will be noone to do stuff and there for no stuff will get done resulting in the end of the world. |
Lallante
Reikoku Reloaded
KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.04.18 08:56:00 -
[151]
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Remember you need T H E K E Y for the device.
Quoting dev quoting meme I invented. For bonus points someone produce the awesome local-chatlog (EC-P8R) that led to it.
Lall - THE Vocal Minority -
Reikoku
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Ak'athra J'ador
Amarr
Can't Decide
Balance of Judgment
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Posted - 2009.04.18 09:08:00 -
[152]
what did you want to change it to?
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