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b4ckstabbed
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Posted - 2009.04.22 14:04:00 -
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GoonFleet has a lot of enemies and a lot of spies that try infiltrating the corp and the alliance. Most of those spies end up getting caught fairly quickly and even if they don't, which is rare, they almost never get higher access to the really sensitive forums and intel. As such, I am offering two services for any interested parties.
 A way to get into GoonFleet and never get outed as a spy
Goons come from an online community that is separate from EVE. To get invited to GoonFleet, you need to be an active member of this community for a certain period of time. I have a been an active member of their community for 8+ years, which predates EVE's existence. I have alt accounts, which have also been active for 8+ years and are well known by goons.
These alt accounts have no real-life monetary value and are not affiliated with EVE stuff, so I am offering to sell usage of them to get into GoonFleet. They will think you've been one of them for such an absurdly long time that they will never ever suspect you of being a spy.
I am selling out myself and my personal access to privileged GoonFleet information
I have POS roles, access to their private capital ship fleet forums, moon-mining ventures and related forums, fleet commander forums, and much more. This is access that came with dedicated service and time that lasted many years.
 Why am I doing this?
Why not. I'm bored of them anyway and haven't found either their community or playing with them to be any fun for at least a year.
How much will this cost?
Negotiable. Honestly, I've never done this before so I have no idea how much isk to ask for. All I know is that the second set of services offered will cost more since it is personally more risky to me.
How to contact me
Send me an evemail. This is an alt so I'll only be logging on occasionally to check for mails. I won't be checking this thread much, if at all.
It goes without saying that this is obviously a throw-away alt. |
Kadavreski
Caldari
Hakugyokurou
People for Organised Peace
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Posted - 2009.04.22 14:18:00 -
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hehe somethingawful.com owned *****es xDDDD
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Durzel
The Xenodus Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.04.22 14:26:00 -
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Well this is a new twist on the usual recruitment scam, I guess.
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gpfault
Divine Retribution
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.04.22 14:45:00 -
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 Originally by: Durzel
Well this is a new twist on the usual recruitment scam, I guess.
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Nathan Harrow
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.04.22 15:07:00 -
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Obvious scam is obvious...
Duty. |
Havohej
Minmatar
KHM Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.22 15:41:00 -
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IF OP was serious, he would just convo Kenny to try and join, then disband goonswarm.
OP is full of beans imo, but good post, would read again.
Originally by: CCP Explorer
You can still steal their stuff.
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Amy Mouse
Intersteller Manufacturing
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Posted - 2009.04.22 15:56:00 -
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im willing to pay 20 billion
do you want that in freeform or loan contract(which is also in freeform) |
Pearre Dash
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Posted - 2009.04.22 16:31:00 -
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Kick Battlestars. |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.04.22 16:52:00 -
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Why spy on goonies when we have CAOD?
And why wouldn't any prospective customer want to cut out the middleman and join the wonderful community that is SA? Be sure to introduce yourself in the helldump when you do.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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FOl2TY8
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.04.22 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: RedSplat
Why spy on goonies when we have CAOD?
And why wouldn't any prospective customer want to cut out the middleman and join the wonderful community that is SA? Be sure to introduce yourself in the helldump when you do.
This tbh. I've had an SA account for a while now and it is worth every penny. It would be funny though if someone took you up on your offer and promptly got banned for posting an LOL.
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Panzram
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.22 18:45:00 -
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omg awesome isk sent
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.22 19:12:00 -
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Please do not bring goons in here |
Sator deHarak
Caldari
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.04.22 19:57:00 -
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hi lobo
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Sator deHarak
Caldari
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.04.22 19:58:00 -
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Sorry, I meant to say....JUMUNGI!
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.22 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Sator deHarak
hi lobo
Sup?
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CaptainAttitude
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:10:00 -
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Originally by: CrimsonLobo
Please do not bring goons in here
Some guy named Sator deHarak said to say 'hi' to you when we got here. So, HI! Are you some kinda cool C&P personality or something? Does everybody like you? I like you already.
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Admiral FANTASY
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:11:00 -
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Originally by: CrimsonLobo
Please do not bring goons in here
Please do not bring YOUR FACE in here.
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Dark Soldat
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:12:00 -
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inb4 goons
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:13:00 -
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Originally by: CaptainAttitude
Originally by: CrimsonLobo
Please do not bring goons in here
Some guy named Sator deHarak said to say 'hi' to you when we got here. So, HI! Are you some kinda cool C&P personality or something? Does everybody like you? I like you already.
YOU DO OMG THAT IS AWESOME. im so happy right now
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Gaiscioch Nova
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:13:00 -
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Hay guys nice thread.
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Yorda
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:16:00 -
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For 1 billion isk I will proved a lifetime of accurate* goonfleet spying!
*may not be 100% accurate
Support Fixing the Naglfar!
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Master Chaz
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:16:00 -
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hmm lets see.
it feels like goon s%$t
smells like goon s%$t
confirm is likely goon s%$t !!
lets not step in it.................. 
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:18:00 -
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/me checks shoe, awwwww 
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VLAD DRACU
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:21:00 -
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Originally by: Havohej
IF OP was serious, he would just convo Kenny to try and join, then disband goonswarm.
OP is full of beans imo, but good post, would read again.
as he said;
a good read, i think it deserves a 8/10
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Gallente Picante
DarkStar 1
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:21:00 -
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As proof of the OP's services I request that he make a post on GOONFLEET DOT COM right now to verify he is indeed "on the inside." I will then come back here to confirm for everyone else.
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Val Streth
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:24:00 -
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Edited by: Val Streth on 22/04/2009 20:24:38
Hit me up in game.
Send 10m ISK to let me know you're serious then send an EVEmail and we can discuss things.
Edit: Only serious offers please, my Goonfleet career is at stake. Ill do it cheaper than the OP too.
I am important in space, really. |
CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:24:00 -
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^ I sense a floor
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mister woo'tang
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:27:00 -
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woo send intell for free,
i see many goons in delve......
now woo log on and wait for wallet to go blinky....
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Elo Behram
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:42:00 -
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how could you betray the ten bux brotherhood like this....
no hono(u)r......
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mister woo'tang
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Posted - 2009.04.22 20:49:00 -
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you are correct great goonie one ,
mister will now self destruct he "war ibis"
you may now pick the implants from he worthless body and sell them in jita wid you alt....
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