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Bullageddon Caldari	Posted - 2009.04.30 15:03:00 - [31] Originally by: Elora Danzik My current favorite from Coyote Blue by Christopher Moore. ' The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?" "Does a fish have a watertight *****?" said Coyote. The monk turned to the trickster and bowed. "You are wise," he said. ' As the curse filter will catch it.. the * is another name for a donkey. Any others? coyote blue is meh, read Lamb. === This Space For Lease or Sale.
Elora Danzik Caldari Idiots In Spaceships Psychotic Tendencies.	Posted - 2009.04.30 16:52:00 - [32] Originally by: Bullageddon Originally by: Elora Danzik My current favorite from Coyote Blue by Christopher Moore. ' The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?" "Does a fish have a watertight *****?" said Coyote. The monk turned to the trickster and bowed. "You are wise," he said. ' As the curse filter will catch it.. the * is another name for a donkey. Any others? coyote blue is meh, read Lamb. Actually Lamb was the first one of his books I read. My wife has all of them. So I have read Lust Lizard, Practial Demonkeeping, Fluke, Blood Sucking Fiends and You SUCK!. His writing is a little uneven, but still enjoyable.
Draeca Tharri and Co.	Posted - 2009.05.01 00:11:00 - [33] There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Gin G Halls Of Valhalla	Posted - 2009.05.01 03:16:00 - [34] The average gamer has killed more ****s than the entire Russian army.
Irulan S'Dijana Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2009.05.01 14:38:00 - [35] There is no right or wrong; but thinking makes it so. - The Bard. - Nobody gets rich in this business. You simply obtain new levels of relative poverty.
Slade Trillgon Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.05.01 19:53:00 - [36] The wording may be skewed a little so I will give the two possibilities. Sometimes I feel like I am parallel parked in a horizontal Universe - Author Unknown Sometimes I fell like I am diagonally parked in a horizontal Universe - Is what I found when I Googled the quote Slade Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat! =v=
Noodly Appendage	Posted - 2009.05.01 22:59:00 - [37] a lot by bertrand russel and richard dawkins
Akiba Penrose	Posted - 2009.05.02 11:11:00 - [38] "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Nietzsche
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2009.05.11 08:58:00 - [39] Beauty is in the eye of the beholder; And you certainly ain't the beholder. ______________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
JeremyCricket	Posted - 2009.05.11 19:46:00 - [40] Loved the Terry Pratchett quotes, so here are a few more: 'Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.' 'For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.' 'Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.' '"Why's it called Ming?" said the Archchancellor, on cue. The Bursar tapped the vase. It went ming.'
Mr Reeth	Posted - 2009.05.11 19:55:00 - [41] Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Malvaceae Veri	Posted - 2009.05.11 20:02:00 - [42] Originally by: Emma Peil Edited by: Emma Peil on 30/04/2009 10:42:00 Edited by: Emma Peil on 30/04/2009 10:39:59 Best video game quote: *I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out.* ~ Jeanette! Oh, yes. Oh so much freaking yes! Though I think nothing beats the TV and signpost conversations if you are a Brocken Mirror in that game. Or when you listen to the TV and it announces that the police: "... and they know i was you". " There was a man who sat each day looking out through a narrow vertical opening where a single board had been removed from a tall wooden fence. Each day a wild ass of the desert passed outside the fence and across the narrow opening first the nose, then the head, the forelegs, the long brown back, the hindlegs, and lastly the tail. One day, the man leaped to his feet with the light of discovery in his eyes and he shouted for all who could hear him: "It is obvious! The nose causes the tail!" Oral History of Rakis
FOl2TY8 Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2009.05.11 20:19:00 - [43] 2 hands working have more worth than 10,000 clasped in prayer. - anonymous A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a ****ing cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. - Bill Hicks Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. - Bill Hicks Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. - Bill Hicks If the world is saved, it will not be by old minds with new programs but by new minds with no programs at all. - Daniel Quinn I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough." - Mitch Hedberg I never joined the army because "at ease" never seemed that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight, still. I do not relax by putting my arms behind my back and parting my legs slightly, that does not equal ease to me. At ease is not being in the military. I'm eased bro, cause I'm not in the military. - Mitch Hedberg ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve
Mr Reeth	Posted - 2009.05.11 20:30:00 - [44] Originally by: Malvaceae Veri Originally by: Emma Peil Edited by: Emma Peil on 30/04/2009 10:42:00 Edited by: Emma Peil on 30/04/2009 10:39:59 Best video game quote: *I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out.* ~ Jeanette! Oh, yes. Oh so much freaking yes! Though I think nothing beats the TV and signpost conversations if you are a Brocken Mirror in that game. Or when you listen to the TV and it announces that the police: "... and they know i was you". My favorite game of all time. The fact that it was shipped broken and the fans fixed it only makes it cooler. And broken mirror is the only way to go. Why must all the hoops be on fire? [to a stop sign] No, you stop!
Khors Amtek Inc	Posted - 2009.05.12 08:49:00 - [45] Originally by: Mr Reeth Originally by: Malvaceae Veri Originally by: Emma Peil Edited by: Emma Peil on 30/04/2009 10:42:00 Edited by: Emma Peil on 30/04/2009 10:39:59 Best video game quote: *I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out.* ~ Jeanette! Oh, yes. Oh so much freaking yes! Though I think nothing beats the TV and signpost conversations if you are a Brocken Mirror in that game. Or when you listen to the TV and it announces that the police: "... and they know i was you". My favorite game of all time. The fact that it was shipped broken and the fans fixed it only makes it cooler. And broken mirror is the only way to go. Or the fact that you would keep on playing it despite all the bugs nagging you to death. also, on topic: "The light at the end of the tunnel is just the light of an oncoming train"
Malvaceae Veri	Posted - 2009.05.12 12:25:00 - [46] Edited by: Malvaceae Veri on 12/05/2009 12:29:30 Seeing as this thread is now about 12/10 quality RPGs, VtM:Bl clomes in close second after, yes, you have guessed it, Planescape: Torment Nordom: Attention, Fall-From-Grace. I wish to address your body. Fall-From-Grace: I beg your pardon? Nordom: Your body. Your form. Your reason for selecting it. Why? Fall-From-Grace: Why..? I suppose I find it comforting. Besides, I rather like the wings. Nordom: It would be more practical for you to assume the form of a modron. It is 13.27% more efficient; give or take +5.2%. Fall-From-Grace: (gently flirting) Why, Nordom... are you trying to court me? Nordom: It was not my intention to initiate legal action against you. Fall-from-Grace was my second favourite character. Nad of course, the in-joke of Head Of Vecna.
Lardarz B'stard Amarr Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2009.05.12 21:00:00 - [47] I have the body of a God. Buddha -----------------------------------------------
Irida Mershkov Gallente War is Bliss	Posted - 2009.05.12 21:24:00 - [48] Because this threads back like the plague, time for some more Pratchett Quotes. People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else." - The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as "Things just happen. What the hell." - The Dean: "What is this thing, anyway?" The Senior Wrangler: "It's called a shovel. I've seen the gardeners use them. You stick the sharp end in the ground. Then it gets a bit technical." - Archchancellor Ridcully: "This thing's a kind of big artificial brain, then?" Ponder Stibbons: "You could think of it like that. Of course, Hex doesn't actually think. Not as such. It just appears to be thinking." Archchancellor Ridcully: "Ah. Like the Dean." - Vimes: "Possibly? You turn up when people are possibly going to die?" Death: OH YES. IT'S QUITE THE NEW THING. IT'S BECAUSE OF THE UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE. Vimes: "What's that?" Death: I'M NOT SURE. - Death (When Playing Chess): REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.
xHazzarDx Roevhuller i Rummet	Posted - 2009.05.12 22:34:00 - [49] Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim! Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick. Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic! Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick! Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Zap Brannigan: Why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie. You'd be willing to sacrifi a hansom lady for a moderately attractive monkey? you must have smoked some bad cranola. "I'd rather be sorry for the things ive done, than regret the things i never did" - i know i cant be the first one to think so ^^
Transcendent One Murderous Impulse	Posted - 2009.05.12 23:17:00 - [50] Edited by: Transcendent One on 12/05/2009 23:25:51 "There is no greater joy a man can feel than to watch his enemies driven before him." -Genghis Khan Originally by: Malvaceae Veri Edited by: Malvaceae Veri on 12/05/2009 13:03:06 Edited by: Malvaceae Veri on 12/05/2009 12:29:30 Seeing as this thread is now about 12/10 quality RPGs, VtM:Bl clomes in close second after, yes, you have guessed it, Planescape: Torment Linkage Edit: this too. I always played with grace. Partly because she was the only *****in cleric.

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