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C4SP3R
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:35:00 -
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I have a target that has been a total Jackass to a friend of mine. I want to hit him where it hurts the most, his Ships. My Friend, hooked up with this eve Idiot, they were cool for a while, I even joined his corporation and we were allright. Months passes, he knocked her up and treats her like crap and she leaves him for this reason and now she's got a kid to worry about, while this douchebag has to worry about the game. He's an idiot, so I want someone to attack his ship and destroy it. I need proof that his ship was destroyed. If you're interested in attacking this noob and want the noob's name, send me an in-game mail and we'll go from there. I'm offering a nice 20 Million ISK Bounty Contract.
Happy Hunting.
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Weight What
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:37:00 -
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Why not just tell us here? Let's be frank, it would save us the pain of actually talking to you
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Annonymous, trading as "Weight What". |
C4SP3R
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:41:00 -
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Edited by: C4SP3R on 07/05/2009 21:41:24
 Originally by: Weight What
Why not just tell us here? Let's be frank, it would save us the pain of actually talking to you
I'm simply following the rules from http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1005316
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Weight What
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:43:00 -
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Edited by: Weight What on 07/05/2009 21:43:32
Originally by: C4SP3R
Edited by: C4SP3R on 07/05/2009 21:41:24
Originally by: Weight What
Why not just tell us here? Let's be frank, it would save us the pain of actually talking to you
I'm simply following the rules from http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1005316
Certainly, but if I may direct you to this recent thread, you'll see it's quite alright to post someone's name here 
e: or post his name and reprhase your OP :)
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Annonymous, trading as "Weight What". |
C4SP3R
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:53:00 -
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Originally by: Weight What
Edited by: Weight What on 07/05/2009 21:43:32
Originally by: C4SP3R
Edited by: C4SP3R on 07/05/2009 21:41:24
Originally by: Weight What
Why not just tell us here? Let's be frank, it would save us the pain of actually talking to you
I'm simply following the rules from http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1005316
Certainly, but if I may direct you to this recent thread, you'll see it's quite alright to post someone's name here
e: or post his name and reprhase your OP :)
DONE, Happy Hunting.
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Cyrdax
Altruism.
Avarice.
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Posted - 2009.05.07 22:13:00 -
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this thread suxz
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xHazzarDx
Roevhuller i Rummet
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Posted - 2009.05.07 22:18:00 -
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Originally by: Cyrdax
this thread suxz
Apparently, his freind is the one doing the suxzing with some eve dude..
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Bullageddon
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.05.07 22:25:00 -
[8]
Originally by: C4SP3R
Edited by: C4SP3R on 07/05/2009 21:52:21
I have a target that has been a total Jackass to a friend of mine. I want to hit him where it hurts the most, his Ships. My Friend, hooked up with this eve Idiot, they were cool for a while, I even joined his corporation and we were allright. Months passes, he knocked her up and treats her like crap and she leaves him for this reason and now she's got a kid to worry about, while this douchebag has to worry about the game. He's an idiot, so I want someone to attack his ship and destroy it. I need proof that his ship was destroyed. If you're interested in attacking this noob and want the noob's name, send me an in-game mail and we'll go from there. I'm offering a nice 20 Million ISK Bounty Contract.
Happy Hunting.
TARGET'S NAME IS PLAZMALORD SOBAN
/links target to thread
this has SO much potential
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This Space For Lease or Sale. |
Dire Radiant
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Posted - 2009.05.07 22:45:00 -
[9]
You are just jealous that he got the girl.
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Jimer Lins
Gallente
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.05.07 22:54:00 -
[10]
Stop hogging the popcorn.
Corp killboard-How to Kill Logoffskis |
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FOl2TY8
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.05.07 23:15:00 -
[11]
No matter how many times you get people to violence his boat this chick will never sleep with you. Remember she likes a-holes not whiners who can't get the job done themselves.
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Commander Vic
Minmatar
Ioncross
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Posted - 2009.05.07 23:20:00 -
[12]
Originally by: C4SP3R
I'm offering a nice 20 Million ISK Bounty Contract.
Needs more zeroes.
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Cyrdax
Altruism.
Avarice.
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Posted - 2009.05.07 23:22:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Commander Vic
Needs more zeroes.
yeah, like you.
buuuuuuurn
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:10:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Intense Thinker on 08/05/2009 00:15:34
Edited by: Intense Thinker on 08/05/2009 00:10:41
Originally by: Cyrdax
Originally by: Commander Vic
Needs more zeroes.
yeah, like you.
buuuuuuurn
I think I might be stupid... I don't get it 
Though I do see the jealous rage with the op 
*Edit: hold on I just got it...
*Double edit: Haha, in before the lock 
Pomp FTW!!! |
THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:12:00 -
[15]
I knew this thread had epic written all over it when I saw that title.
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Durzel
The Xenodus Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:17:00 -
[16]
Can't you just kick his ass irl?
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:19:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Durzel
Can't you just kick his ass irl?
He can't even kick this guy's ass in game 
Pomp FTW!!! |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:28:00 -
[18]
ibtl
Also
thats just like, your opinion OP
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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Bullageddon
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:58:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: Durzel
Can't you just kick his ass irl?
He can't even kick this guy's ass in game
epic Q&A
/thread
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g0ggalor
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Posted - 2009.05.08 01:30:00 -
[20]
Originally by: C4SP3R
Edited by: C4SP3R on 07/05/2009 21:52:21
I have a target that has been a total Jackass to a friend of mine. I want to hit him where it hurts the most, his Ships.
I personally find getting hit in the nuts more than loosing an internet spaceship.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.05.08 01:33:00 -
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Originally by: g0ggalor
Originally by: C4SP3R
Edited by: C4SP3R on 07/05/2009 21:52:21
I have a target that has been a total Jackass to a friend of mine. I want to hit him where it hurts the most, his Ships.
I personally find getting hit in the nuts more than loosing an internet spaceship.
Dude. I think you accidentally the whole sentence..
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Cyrdax
Altruism.
Avarice.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Dude. I think you accidentally the whole sentence..
i'll accidentally your dude
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Cannibal Corpze
Amarr
Urkrathos Corp
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Posted - 2009.05.08 05:24:00 -
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She got knocked up BECAUSE OF FALCON!!!!
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Alleria Anastari
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:07:00 -
[24]
Paying 25 mil to do the OP's friend as well.
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Ranik Sandaris
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:18:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Cannibal Corpze
She got knocked up BECAUSE OF FALCON!!!!
and it could of all been solved with a FALCON PUNCH
Zoom Zoom |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:18:00 -
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Originally by: Alleria Anastari
Paying 25 mil to do the OP's friend as well.
Ummmm.......
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Tseih She
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:25:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Alleria Anastari
Paying 25 mil to do the OP's friend as well.
i'll go "halfies" with you to make a spit-roast!
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Ranik Sandaris
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:26:00 -
[28]
You can high five in the middle :D
Zoom Zoom |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:28:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Tseih She
Originally by: Alleria Anastari
Paying 25 mil to do the OP's friend as well.
i'll go "halfies" with you to make a spit-roast!
Thats gona cost you way more than 25M....
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Tseih She
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:29:00 -
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Originally by: Ranik Sandaris
You can high five in the middle :D
oh shi... tag-team!
*high-five and swap sides*
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Ranik Sandaris
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:30:00 -
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Edited by: Ranik Sandaris on 08/05/2009 08:30:53
i will pay more than 25 mil if Lana's corpse is involved.
Cmon lana help a brother out yo.
***edit***
SECOND PAGE FOOLS.
Zoom Zoom |
Tseih She
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:35:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Tseih She
Originally by: Alleria Anastari
Paying 25 mil to do the OP's friend as well.
i'll go "halfies" with you to make a spit-roast!
Thats gona cost you way more than 25M....
price goes DOWN with use.. kind of like a car (and the property in question)!
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Ranik Sandaris
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:39:00 -
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yeah this sort of thing really wears out the tread on the tires.
Zoom Zoom |
Tseih She
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:41:00 -
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Originally by: Ranik Sandaris
yeah this sort of thing really wears out the tread on the tires.
not to mention all the slop in the bearings
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Ranik Sandaris
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:43:00 -
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kind of like a man juice soup.....
Does it have carrot chunks and croutons?
Zoom Zoom |
Anyura
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:48:00 -
[36]
I find it hard to be too sympathetic to the plight of the OP's friend.
If she had kept her shielding up, or at least cleared out her cargo hold before it got too full, she wouldn't now be left with a drone orbiting her.
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Ranik Sandaris
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 08:55:00 -
[37]
iseewhatyoudidthere
Zoom Zoom |
TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.05.08 09:20:00 -
[38]
It was me. I knocked up the OP's friend.
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Ranik Sandaris
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 09:40:00 -
[39]
Pics or gtfo
Zoom Zoom |
Mendolus
Aurelius Federation
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.05.08 13:58:00 -
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I can cough on a couple of rats in null and make twenty million...and the fact that you offer such a relative meager bounty in some respects compared to the alleged real life harm this guy has done to your friend, makes me feel that...
...this thread smells of troll.
{...and they will respect a line drawn in the sand more than forgiveness} |
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Doomicon
Neo Genesis Dominion
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:10:00 -
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Originally by: FOl2TY8
No matter how many times you get people to violence his boat this chick will never sleep with you. Remember she likes a-holes not whiners who can't get the job done themselves.
OMG, buddy and I who play eve, are at working dying laughing!!! NICE ONE! You hit the nail of the head!
Thanks for the Friday laugh!
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:34:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Ranik Sandaris
You can high five in the middle :D
Eiffel Tower!
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g0ggalor
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Posted - 2009.05.08 16:08:00 -
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In Before The Lock!!!!!
wait... damn, too late.
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CAPT SLOCKON
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Posted - 2009.05.08 16:32:00 -
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DAMN, SOMEONE OFFERED 50 BIL TO KILL ME IN IRJUNEN LOCAL THE OTHER DAY, AND ALL I DID WAS TAKE HIS STUFF...
THIS GIRL MUST REALLY MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU TO OFFER UP 20 MILLION!
BEST OF LUCK!
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FlyinS
Caldari
Planetary Industry and Trade Organization
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:34:00 -
[45]
I approve of the lulz from this fred.
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:50:00 -
[46]
Posting a Lana realted joke that you all just laughed at
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Andrea Luciana
Caldari
501st Providence Light Defense Squadron
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:58:00 -
[47]
Like the OP's friend, this thread delivered.
No man can be brave who thinks pain the greatest evil; nor temperate who considers pleasure the highest god
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CAPT SLOCKON
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:08:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Luciana
Like the OP's friend, this thread delivered.
/THREAD
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Caelum Mortuos
Gallente
Zero G Research and Development
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:16:00 -
[49]
*How can I get back at this guy!!??*
*I KNOW!*
*places internet spaceship bounty on his character*
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Traidor Disloyal
Minmatar
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:19:00 -
[50]
Originally by: C4SP3R
I'm offering a nice 20 Million ISK Bounty Contract.
Her honor is only worth $1.13? You don't think much of her do you?
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I have three characters. One has Cov Ops V along with all the bells and whistles that goes with it. |
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SwankNasTy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 19:31:00 -
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Have fun pining after this woman while you raise this man's bastard offspring! Hey at least you took some 1001101 from him!
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Yakov Draken
Minmatar
Tides Of War
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Posted - 2009.05.08 21:09:00 -
[52]
Word of advice OP - never post RL personal stuff on Eve forums. The more significant it is the more upset you will be with the responses.
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Brock Nelson
Caldari
Flux Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2009.05.08 23:59:00 -
[53]
My guns doesn't shoot someone for anything less than 21m
Blueprint Store |
Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.09 04:18:00 -
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Jonny 101
Endemic Aggression
Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.05.09 04:27:00 -
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Originally by: C4SP3R
Edited by: C4SP3R on 07/05/2009 21:52:21
I have a target that has been a total Jackass to a friend of mine. I want to hit him where it hurts the most, his Ships. My Friend, hooked up with this eve Idiot, they were cool for a while, I even joined his corporation and we were allright. Months passes, he knocked her up and treats her like crap and she leaves him for this reason and now she's got a kid to worry about, while this douchebag has to worry about the game. He's an idiot, so I want someone to attack his ship and destroy it. I need proof that his ship was destroyed. If you're interested in attacking this noob and want the noob's name, send me an in-game mail and we'll go from there. I'm offering a nice 20 Million ISK Bounty Contract.
Happy Hunting.
TARGET'S NAME IS PLAZMALORD SOBAN
Tbh, I think the woman is to blame in this case, Plazmalord is obviously innocent, this wench should be ashamed of herself for being such a harlot.
I laugh at your plight.
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Exell
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.05.09 11:17:00 -
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This is EPIC !
Im for hire but I think u can afford more.
PLZ Convo for details.
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Dzil
Caldari
Second Quadrant Ice Division
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Posted - 2009.05.09 16:07:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Exell
This is EPIC !
Im for hire but I think u can afford more.
PLZ Convo for details.
21m for killing the OP in a ship named "I'd tap dat".
50m if you happen to also be a member of tap dat asteroid.
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Ms Delerium
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Posted - 2009.05.09 17:35:00 -
[58]
lmao
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.09 17:53:00 -
[59]
If i read it right, this thread will get an epic peak around page 4
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Volans Fan
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Posted - 2009.05.09 21:01:00 -
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I am the infamous Plazmalord Soban. I am here to totally call out the A-hole who put out this insulting Hit. i no longer play on lazmalord Soban and quite frankly it is because of the girl I knocked up. Let me tell u a little bit about this girl.....
First of all i met her in this game. Second she moved in with me while she had another guy she was "dating in game" she lead me to believe i was saving her from a terrible life. Down the road a year later i find her cyber sexing it up with some jackass in my own corp. I cut that off and she "swore" she wouldnt let it happen again. some months later she takes off to move in with some other dude named Ben because he is deaf like she is and they have more in common. blah blah blah. she took that guy for a ring and a bunch of other presents and later returned while i was in my grief to make a mends and start over. ( i was the dumb jerk that allowed this to happen). while she is away that summer i find out from a friend of hers named Barb. who is this fat lesbian.... the girl in which u are so galliantly defending here wanted a baby and i refused to have any more children. her plan was to take the kid and run away with it.
Meanwhile i do not believe the story and we work things out. then one day she comes to me and is like i wanna go see some freinds and family back home. i say sure thats cool and later discovered that a she intended behind my back to have this cop friend of hers come visit. when i confrotned her about this i was told that it wasnt anything to worry about etc. So why all the secrecy ... she takes off to go visit family one morning and i go to work only to come home to find her and all her things gone. I am heartbroken and confused and give my account to demogod. 2 weeks after i did this... she contacts me to come get a few of her things and we talked. his time supposedly there was no other man and no cheating involved. So after talking to her we decided that i would move to her home state with my 12 yr old son in tow. everything is cool she is now having the child she wanted and i was there for her during the pregnancy. 6 weeks after my new son is born i discovered her plotting to leave again to be with this cop she met online. And i didnt get in her way i allowed her to leave. I tried to talk her into staying and to not do this but she was insistant. So what do u do ? I let her go and sent my 12 yr old back to his mother while i stayed in this state greiving for a whole year.
And u want to send a hit man after me ? then so be it lol
I can be located in ikami I am either playing on SpiceHD of on SnakeEyes Soban and if u feel so man enuff to come and fight ill be there.
and btw your friend the one u so nobley stand up for... who is stuck with this kid is now living in maryland with a cop and seems to be parasiting him the same as she did with me and when she decides to move on and find someone else to destroy she will.
So come get me ill be waiting.
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Volans Fan
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Posted - 2009.05.09 21:13:00 -
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lol 20 mil
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.05.09 21:36:00 -
[62]
Wow. If that's a real post then you have my commiserations and congratulations on a lucky escape.
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Bullageddon
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.05.09 22:21:00 -
[63]
i <3 this thread
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.05.10 00:33:00 -
[64]
It seems that this thread is taking all the missing Epic from the other threads...
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Skallebank
Minmatar
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.05.10 01:03:00 -
[65]
If ur comitted to wasting him in game I might be able to help. I'm from a one of the top merc corps in eve , standard rate to assasinate peeps (in game) is 100m .
Unless u can do all the scouting and all I have to do is fly there point and shoot , then I could do it for 50m .
FREEDOM OF SPEECH, WHATS THAT ? |
Weirda
Minmatar
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.05.10 01:57:00 -
[66]
Weirda will like to see outcome of situation.
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weirda
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Volans Fan
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Posted - 2009.05.10 02:54:00 -
[67]
yes it was a real post. the girl he speaks of is named gloria her game account was SpiceHD which i was paying for. I am Snakeeyes Soban now. and as far as anyone wanting to take up Volans SF on the 20 mil... yes thats his true name... guy wasnt even brave enuff to post with his real main.
Volans is a 22 yr old virgin who constantly has to be the best friend to a another guys girl. the guy was in my corp and would report to her what i would say out of context in game with my mates.
Gloria is a self imposed victom. She wants the world to owe her something because she is deaf. she fully knows how to play the victom. when she screws a guy over she makes it look like he did all this evil stuff to her to justify what she does "in response". AS i lived with her i realised the girl is a drama princess who isnt happy unless she is involved in some sort of sad internet drama which is usually played out in some forum or on AIM. I left that to her and stayed focused on eve. and by doin that i was ignoring her and not being nice to her friends. So yea im glad i got away from that. and if some ass wants to come visit me in game becuase of it then so be it. Volans your a coward for not having the balls to try to kill me on your own. and anyone who would take his money your just as bad. But i welcome anyone willing to come get some. this thread was brought to my attention from a corp member. so i will not be responding any further after this becuase i cant stand to discuss the issue any further and would much rather eat urinate glass that think about her. As for Volans... u better hope ur man succeeds... because of this post im coming for you in game as well.I'll have u docked wherever u are for a month solid.
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Durzel
The Xenodus Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.05.10 02:58:00 -
[68]
What a totally bizarre thread.
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Marius Victor
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Posted - 2009.05.10 03:03:00 -
[69]
I'm game for hunting Volans. I see him as the one who deserves a good podding here.
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Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.10 03:04:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Durzel
What a totally bizarre thread.
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.10 03:09:00 -
[71]
I guess it really is true that you can't lick your own elbow 
Pomp FTW!!! |
Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.10 03:13:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Intense Thinker
I guess it really is true that you can't lick your own elbow
WAT
I just tried and can. Does that make me a) supernatural, or b) inhuman? Or just a sexy licking beast?
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.10 03:37:00 -
[73]
no, that makes you weird, stay away from me
Pomp FTW!!! |
Bullageddon
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.05.10 03:41:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Volans Fan
this thread was brought to my attention from a corp member.
*cough*
btw... post from the target account please to confirm you're it.
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This Space For Lease or Sale. |
Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.10 03:48:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Intense Thinker
no, that makes you weird, stay away from me
..hand over your elbow, or.. I might lick something else. Completely unrelated. *threatens*
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Cat Molina
Minmatar
Intransigent
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Posted - 2009.05.10 05:13:00 -
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Originally by: Volans Fan
she fully knows how to play the victom. when she screws a guy over she makes it look like he did all this evil stuff to her to justify what she does "in response".
Oh.
Soooooooo... she's normal human female?
(Kidding... kidding. Jeeze people, ya gotta have a sense of humor.)
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Amy Mouse
Intersteller Manufacturing
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Posted - 2009.05.10 05:42:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Intense Thinker
no, that makes you weird, stay away from me
..hand over your elbow, or.. I might lick something else. Completely unrelated. *threatens*
ahahhahah i remember both of u plazma and misanth from kos
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Borb Mizzet
Gallente
Black Serpent Technologies
Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.10 06:13:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Borb Mizzet on 10/05/2009 06:12:52
Pod me and get my 300mil bounty + the 1 bil bounty Rowlandos has on me :-)
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Warrio
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.10 10:09:00 -
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Jesus people. The reason why the rule states "There are no girls on the internet" is not because there are no girls but because it is in ones best interest to behave as though there is not. Regardless of all else, internet "girls" are worst girls.
Even the good ones will just end up stealing your Orange Soda.
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.05.10 10:13:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Warrio
Jesus people. The reason why the rule states "There are no girls on the internet" is not because there are no girls but because it is in ones best interest to behave as though there is not. Regardless of all else, internet "girls" are worst girls.
Even the good ones will just end up stealing your Orange Soda.
He kind of has a point.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.05.10 11:00:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Warrio
Jesus people. The reason why the rule states "There are no girls on the internet" is not because there are no girls but because it is in ones best interest to behave as though there is not. Regardless of all else, internet "girls" are worst girls.
Even the good ones will just end up stealing your Orange Soda.
Confirming all i am after is in fact orange soda..
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sp3cial forc3s
0ne Man 0ne P3ni5
The Space P0lice
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Posted - 2009.05.10 11:11:00 -
[82]
I tried to lick my elbow just. Could'nt do it.
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PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2009.05.10 11:13:00 -
[83]
this is a messed up thread
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Zenkai
Gallente
PROGENITOR CORPORATION
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.05.10 11:29:00 -
[84]
I make 20million Isk every time I break wind... not worth my time.
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Dotard
Minmatar
Chaos Coalition
Chaotic Evolution
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Posted - 2009.05.10 12:39:00 -
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Edited by: Dotard on 10/05/2009 12:39:46
What a putz!
Waaaa she screwed around on me. Not once but twice! Then he resumes the relationship. What a PUTZ!
This thread is a riot. Here's an idea;
Play moar EvE and it will save you from 18 yrs of child support payments.
Waaaaa she bwoke my widdle heart. LOL!
Epic AND classic all in one neat little package. Please poast moar!
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Skallebank
Minmatar
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.05.10 12:54:00 -
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Originally by: Volans Fan
yes it was a real post. the girl he speaks of is named gloria her game account was SpiceHD which i was paying for. I am Snakeeyes Soban now. and as far as anyone wanting to take up Volans SF on the 20 mil... yes thats his true name... guy wasnt even brave enuff to post with his real main.
Volans is a 22 yr old virgin who constantly has to be the best friend to a another guys girl. the guy was in my corp and would report to her what i would say out of context in game with my mates.
Gloria is a self imposed victom. She wants the world to owe her something because she is deaf. she fully knows how to play the victom. when she screws a guy over she makes it look like he did all this evil stuff to her to justify what she does "in response". AS i lived with her i realised the girl is a drama princess who isnt happy unless she is involved in some sort of sad internet drama which is usually played out in some forum or on AIM. I left that to her and stayed focused on eve. and by doin that i was ignoring her and not being nice to her friends. So yea im glad i got away from that. and if some ass wants to come visit me in game becuase of it then so be it. Volans your a coward for not having the balls to try to kill me on your own. and anyone who would take his money your just as bad. But i welcome anyone willing to come get some. this thread was brought to my attention from a corp member. so i will not be responding any further after this becuase i cant stand to discuss the issue any further and would much rather eat urinate glass that think about her. As for Volans... u better hope ur man succeeds... because of this post im coming for you in game as well.I'll have u docked wherever u are for a month solid.
now I don't know weather to kill u or go eat urinate glass myself . ahh guess ill just go wack off over hot teenage deaf girls instead
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.10 13:00:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Warrio
Jesus people. The reason why the rule states "There are no girls on the internet" is not because there are no girls but because it is in ones best interest to behave as though there is not. Regardless of all else, internet "girls" are worst girls.
Even the good ones will just end up stealing your Orange Soda.
Sigh...this goon is right.
hell, why did i say that?
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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HighwayMan DhD
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2009.05.10 16:30:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Intense Thinker
I guess it really is true that you can't lick your own elbow
WAT
I just tried and can. Does that make me a) supernatural, or b) inhuman? Or just a sexy licking beast?
c) sexy licking beast - and what you doing next saturday nite
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Stuart Price
Caldari
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.05.10 17:14:00 -
[89]
*check he is actually in C&P*
I endorse this product and/or service.
*reaches for popcorn*
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Fortiter
Kurtz's Kommandos
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Posted - 2009.05.10 17:40:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Ranik Sandaris
Pics or gtfo
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.05.10 18:13:00 -
[91]
A new chapter opens. I must know 2 things before I choose who to hunt.
1) Is she a screamer?
2) If she is, does it sound off tone and totally weird due to her being deaf?
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Fox Ogmo
Net 7
The Last Brigade
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Posted - 2009.05.10 19:33:00 -
[92]
20 mil is just not worth the effort of convoing the guy and offering him 50% to hop on singularity to stage a completely convincing frapsed engagement, complete with legit killmail. Offer me 100 and i might do this for you...
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Waiting4ambulation
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.05.10 20:06:00 -
[93]
Originally by: THE L0CK
A new chapter opens. I must know 2 things before I choose who to hunt.
1) Is she a screamer?
2) If she is, does it sound off tone and totally weird due to her being deaf?
Goddamn it, it's one of those things that's so agonizingly politically incorrect it makes you feel dirty reading it, but at the same time you can't help but laugh...
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Volans SF
Gallente
Raven Flight 1
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Posted - 2009.05.10 22:22:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Volans SF on 10/05/2009 22:22:42
C4SP3R is not my character. Volans SF is my main character.
I was only her friend. Whatever choices she made were of her own. I did try to be a friend and stay as neutral as possible, but honestly, it was never any of my business. The only thing I am guilty of is being a friend. I never pushed anyone toward any path because I have no right to do such a thing in such a manner, and I'm certainly not going to do that now. I am not even playing on eve at this time because of a recent family death (my mother).
I am sick to my stomach from reading this thread. I could have just let this thread go on and on and on, but after being bothered by this issue, I couldnt ignore it.
As I have said, C4SP3R is not my character, but possibly an alt or main character belonging to someone else. Volans SF is my one and true real main character that I have. I would not use an alt to try to provoke anyone whatsoever. As "Volans Fan" has said, he is the original Plazmalord Soban. Perhaps C4SP3R and "Volans Fan" know each other, seeing as they were in the same corp a number of years ago, with Plazmalord Soban as the ceo at the time, and starting this crap on the forums.
I did not hire a hit man. I never had any intention of hiring a hit man. I have no intention of fighting anytime in the near future, as far as I can currently say. Fly safe all.
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Karlen Velro
Kurtz's Kommandos
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Posted - 2009.05.10 23:26:00 -
[95]
Originally by: THE L0CK
A new chapter opens. I must know 2 things before I choose who to hunt.
1) Is she a screamer?
2) If she is, does it sound off tone and totally weird due to her being deaf?
reading this makes me feel dirty,....
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Rheed
We The People
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Posted - 2009.05.11 02:19:00 -
[96]
Real Life | Video Games
The secret to happiness is keeping them completely separate from each other.
However, I do enjoy reading these types of stories and laughing at internet r-tards who's real life is video games.
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CCP Applebabe
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Posted - 2009.05.11 04:36:00 -
[97]
Non-constructive.
Locked.
Applebabe
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CCP Hf, EVE Online
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