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Delphi Grendalus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:47:00 -
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It requires way to much time for too little rewards, it is also a lot more risky then ANY OTHER profession in EVE. If just one of the people who mails me death threats decides to carry through, I could be made literally DEAD IRL and although I have a twin brother I definitely do not have any clones!
I propose the following changes to this, the most noblest and hardest of all professions:
1. New Skill: Scamming. Training them lets you hide one decimal per level on a contract. This would let my 950k invul field 2's really look like 950k, but actually still be 950M.
2. New Skill: Scam Projection. Training this allows your contract to pop up, maximised across the screen of 100 people per level. I'm sick of being blocked in local, let me THROW my contract into peoples faces so they get the message that they should be buying MY goods.
3. New Skill: Wallet Syphon. Let me slowly drain the wallets of everyone in local, say 1000isk per person per second. I mean their money is just going to be mine eventually anyway right? This would also help cure the local scam spam and help to ensure people spread out across the galaxy more.
When will CCP finally give us hardworking scammers the break we so rightfully deserve? Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK. |

IncognitoX23
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:48:00 -
[2]
Are you an idiot?
Or do you just play one in EVE? Signature locked. |

Admiral IceBlock
Caldari Northern Intelligence BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:49:00 -
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Nothing wrong with scamming, it is the players that are the problem!
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011001100110000101100111
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:49:00 -
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This has to be a troll, no one would be this dumb.
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Delphi Grendalus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:50:00 -
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4. New Skill: Scam Shield. Scammers should be allowed to flag hecklers with a GCC once per hour per level of this skill. We scammers have to deal with so much more then the regular player and subsequently we should be given more tools to deal with it. Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK. |

OV Marius
Gallente Core Antum
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:51:00 -
[6]
Time to troll again now you can't spam local?  |

Gen Ackbar
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:51:00 -
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Originally by: 011001100110000101100111 This has to be a troll, no one would be this dumb.
Confirming OP must be a goon.
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Delphi Grendalus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:52:00 -
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Originally by: Gen Ackbar
Originally by: 011001100110000101100111 This has to be a troll, no one would be this dumb.
Confirming OP must be a goon.
I am always called this, but I have no idea wtf it means. A goon where I come from is a supporter of a certain football team. I have no idea what that has to do with my heart-felt scamming proposals. Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK. |

General Newbold
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:54:00 -
[9]
people dont like jokes round here when they cant play there game!
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Fossil Wolf
omen. Gay4Life
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:54:00 -
[10]
would you really call this a troll? Its not like they even tried 
Furthermore by continuing this discussion we detract from the real issue many of us are having with eve online, the lack of break between signature and post content. |

Delphi Grendalus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:15:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Fossil Wolf would you really call this a troll? Its not like they even tried 
Sorry, you must be new, but there are no trolls in this game, only humans.
I certainly have tried hard with this topic, I spent the best part of last night in tears from some of the nasty stuff people have said about me and I came up with these ideas to put some excitement back into scamming. Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK. |

Bodrul
Caldari Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:15:00 -
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Edited by: Bodrul on 08/05/2009 11:16:51 if you scammed someone in real life you would have a foot up your rear or something worse
people say eve is like the real world harsh
Scammers are just at the bottom of the foodchain and worst then Goons
only thing CCP should do is make things harder for scammers to many idiots are jumping on the 999 and 101 bandwagon and then spamming like mad
PS, nothing like wasting a time of a scammer and getting them to waste their isk on crap that wont work.
............................... You Don't Need No Reason Or A Three Piece Suit To Argue The Truth ............................... |

General Newbold
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:19:00 -
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i dont scam, i cant be arsed, i would love to scam, but it does seem too much effort!
but the only people who moan about scammers are people who are scammed
people need to learn to read
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Bodrul
Caldari Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:22:00 -
[14]
Originally by: General Newbold i dont scam, i cant be arsed, i would love to scam, but it does seem too much effort!
but the only people who moan about scammers are people who are scammed
people need to learn to read
people who are ****ed off are those people who are forced with line after line of crap thrown at them in every trade channel, trade local
no ones complaing about the fools who fall for it but the volume of crap we have to put up with,
makes normal trading harder or more time consuming
............................... You Don't Need No Reason Or A Three Piece Suit To Argue The Truth ............................... |

Delphi Grendalus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:22:00 -
[15]
Edited by: Delphi Grendalus on 08/05/2009 11:24:59
Originally by: General Newbold i dont scam, i cant be arsed, i would love to scam, but it does seem too much effort!
Thank you, it is always nice to see someone who understands the sheer dedication we scammers have to apply to make next to nothing. According to one person who was assualting me in local he makes a billion every morning in under an hour! It takes me roughly 7 hours worth of spamming to make a billion. If I put the effort and (if CCP listens to me) skills into scamming then I should be rewarded at least as well as this guy, 1B an hour.
Do you even realise how many times I have to reset my egg timer an hour? Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK. |

David Caldera
Gallente Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:24:00 -
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I'd rather have CCP give us some much needed communication skills before giving scamming attention. First of all, they should put in these skills:
- Idiocy - High speed trolling - Smacktalk (Allows the operation of smacktalk generators, broadcasting obscenities about your target and his relatives in local) - Smackships David Caldera |

General Newbold
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:30:00 -
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send me some scamming tips! i havent even seen a billion and i need it in my life!
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EVEHelpisSeriousBusiness
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Delphi Grendalus It requires way to much time for too little rewards, it is also a lot more risky then ANY OTHER profession in EVE. If just one of the people who mails me death threats decides to carry through, I could be made literally DEAD IRL and although I have a twin brother I definitely do not have any clones!
I propose the following changes to this, the most noblest and hardest of all professions:
1. New Skill: Scamming. Training them lets you hide one decimal per level on a contract. This would let my 950k invul field 2's really look like 950k, but actually still be 950M.
2. New Skill: Scam Projection. Training this allows your contract to pop up, maximised across the screen of 100 people per level. I'm sick of being blocked in local, let me THROW my contract into peoples faces so they get the message that they should be buying MY goods.
3. New Skill: Wallet Syphon. Let me slowly drain the wallets of everyone in local, say 1000isk per person per second. I mean their money is just going to be mine eventually anyway right? This would also help cure the local scam spam and help to ensure people spread out across the galaxy more.
When will CCP finally give us hardworking scammers the break we so rightfully deserve?
I endorse this product and/or service.
This is an issue the PMS (those grouchy people who fly to iceland) really need to raise, preferably before *that time of the month*.
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EVEHelpisSeriousBusiness
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:32:00 -
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Originally by: David Caldera - High speed trolling
Also, GROUND FLOOR IN AN EPIC SUGGESTION THREAD.
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Sjobba
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:34:00 -
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I suggest the OP be confined to Jita 4-4, the local channel permanently pinned fullscreen, her abilities to block, chat and make contracts removed.
That would be about as fair to her as any of her original suggestions would be to the rest of us.
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General Newbold
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:35:00 -
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also the 1 thing i have forgot to mention is this, and a answer would be fab!
lets say i did the 1mill as 999,999,999 trick! (not sure if there should be 1 less 0)
how many people with that much isk are there.........as surely most people wouldnt have the isk to do the transaction......and the people with this isk, surely cant fall for it........do they!
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Sjobba
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: General Newbold also the 1 thing i have forgot to mention is this, and a answer would be fab!
lets say i did the 1mill as 999,999,999 trick! (not sure if there should be 1 less 0)
how many people with that much isk are there.........as surely most people wouldnt have the isk to do the transaction......and the people with this isk, surely cant fall for it........do they!
Stupid people buy ISK. Stupid people fall for scams. That is why these scams keep working.
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David Caldera
Gallente Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: General Newbold also the 1 thing i have forgot to mention is this, and a answer would be fab!
lets say i did the 1mill as 999,999,999 trick! (not sure if there should be 1 less 0)
how many people with that much isk are there.........as surely most people wouldnt have the isk to do the transaction......and the people with this isk, surely cant fall for it........do they!
Unfortunately the general consensus amongst people is that they do. The real problem isn't the scams, it's the fact that everyone does it and spams local with them, effectively flooding all honest contracts and bringing the contract system every minute to being a platform nobody but the scammers will use.
Ofcourse there are people that fall for those scams, be it by accident or stupidity, but that is not the real problem. David Caldera |

Delphi Grendalus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: David Caldera
Originally by: General Newbold also the 1 thing i have forgot to mention is this, and a answer would be fab!
lets say i did the 1mill as 999,999,999 trick! (not sure if there should be 1 less 0)
how many people with that much isk are there.........as surely most people wouldnt have the isk to do the transaction......and the people with this isk, surely cant fall for it........do they!
Unfortunately the general consensus amongst people is that they do. The real problem isn't the scams, it's the fact that everyone does it and spams local with them, effectively flooding all honest contracts and bringing the contract system every minute to being a platform nobody but the scammers will use.
Ofcourse there are people that fall for those scams, be it by accident or stupidity, but that is not the real problem.
I've made many suggestions on fixing this issue, but everyone just thinks I'm trolling. That's just the cross I have to carry for having such a brilliant mind I guess. Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK. |

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:41:00 -
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I would like to point out there is a difference to real scamming and contract spamming. Its not 'scamming' so much as it is..... And I just realised who posted this... Damn you Delphi!! Damn you!!!!
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Alphina DeAmmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:43:00 -
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The infamous Delphi Grendalus. You should be careful with all the death-threats you get, I'd honestly get in touch with my local law enforcement if I were you.
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cartmanjr
Amarr Liberty Rogues Rally Against Evil
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:44:00 -
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don't forget about the anti-scamming skills which will need to be made 
i can't think of any names for what the skills could be called ^^ maybe some of you can?
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Zaqar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:45:00 -
[28]
Thread has potential.
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Abyss Wraith
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:46:00 -
[29]
I thought everyone knew that your not suppose to trust anyone in EvE. Does that mean their alot of stupid ppl that play?
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Zaqar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:48:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Abyss Wraith Does that mean their alot of stupid ppl that play?
I'm gonna go with yes.
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Delphi Grendalus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:48:00 -
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Of course, anti-scamming skills would be needed too, maybe like:
1. Brilliant Deduction: When a scam contract is posted in local you immediately send SCAM to the chatbox. As levels increase the size of the SCAM entry grows larger, maybe starts to flash at level 5.
2. Block Announcement: When a scam is posted you inform everyone in local automatically about how you are going to block this scammer and that your block list is already soooo fulll. At level 5 it could auto-block people posting scam contracts for 30mins.
3. Fund Recuperation: After falling for a scam you automatically mail the scammer once per level of this skill, begging for your isk back and explaining that it was your son/daughter/pet that pressed accept, not you.
4. Minimiser: Lets you minimise the chat window. Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK. |

Alphina DeAmmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:50:00 -
[32]
You want to be taken seriously but you post stupid things like this? You really are the most stupid person I have ever seen in EVE.
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ThrashPower
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:51:00 -
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The reason why you may think there are too little rewards for time spent is because your competition are obviously using macros. So the problem lies not with the game, but with people breaching the EULA.
Even if this is a troll, as unrealistic those skills appear. If they were ever implemented, everyone would just stop using contracts thus killing the contract scam market.
Jita Local Thread <- I doubt the guys at the top of that list are just of the chatty kind.
Ban trial accounts from local, or give us a option to block all trial accounts with one click, this would filter out spammers using recyclable characters to run their macros and give more room to the players whom are actually at the keyboard watching a movie or playing on another character.
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cartmanjr
Amarr Liberty Rogues Rally Against Evil
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Posted - 2009.05.08 11:53:00 -
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lol I would actually like to see ccp do this for like 1 week on like april fools day just to see how it works.
Or maybe i wanna see more people get scammed and watch as people moan about being stupid. Btw im not a scammer just curious ^^
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.05.08 12:02:00 -
[35]
Your proposal is balanced and reasonable, I vote it down.
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 12:02:00 -
[36]
Originally by: IncognitoX23 Are you an idiot?
Or do you just play one in EVE?
Are you an idiot or do you just play a person who don't understand satire?
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Bodrul
Caldari Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2009.05.08 12:03:00 -
[37]
Originally by: ThrashPower
Ban trial accounts from local, or give us a option to block all trial accounts with one click, this would filter out spammers using recyclable characters to run their macros and give more room to the players whom are actually at the keyboard watching a movie or playing on another character.
Trial accounts cant create Contracts just pointing that out.
best solution is to flag scammers like pirates.
we have Pirates that are yellow Flag scammers in a colour,
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ThrashPower
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.08 13:33:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Bodrul
Originally by: ThrashPower
Ban trial accounts from local, or give us a option to block all trial accounts with one click, this would filter out spammers using recyclable characters to run their macros and give more room to the players whom are actually at the keyboard watching a movie or playing on another character.
Trial accounts cant create Contracts just pointing that out.
best solution is to flag scammers like pirates.
we have Pirates that are yellow Flag scammers in a colour,
yes, and trial accounts can't give away isk either. they are using subbed characters to put up the contract, the trial accounts just post the contracts in chat.
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MasterEnt
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Posted - 2009.05.08 13:44:00 -
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LOL - Someone just got scammed.
I would say you paid, 25,000,000 for a shuttle, but you probably dont have that much money.
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Emerhyz
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Posted - 2009.05.08 13:59:00 -
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You can still transfer isk via trail accounts, buy/sell orders for godly amounts of isk.
I think it's funny how there are pages of post for a little joke Delphi did. Either way, scamming is a profession, and people are getting better at it.
I tend to find a scammer, and flag him as red via standings. Never again will I talk to him or his corp.
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Cre'nor
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:00:00 -
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Am I the only person who gets the sarcasm of the OP? I think it's kinda cute, but then, I have a dry sense of humor. Hide one decimal place per level? You can't possibly think this is a serious suggestion. It's too ridiculous even to be a troll.
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Turiel Demon
Minmatar Shadow Reapers
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:23:00 -
[42]
I found the OP surprisingly funny  Also, it has come to my attention that I'm really in need of a proper signature. |

Drunk Driver
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:25:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Delphi Grendalus It requires way to much time for too little rewards, it is also a lot more risky then ANY OTHER profession in EVE. If just one of the people who mails me death threats decides to carry through, I could be made literally DEAD IRL and although I have a twin brother I definitely do not have any clones!
I propose the following changes to this, the most noblest and hardest of all professions:
1. New Skill: Scamming. Training them lets you hide one decimal per level on a contract. This would let my 950k invul field 2's really look like 950k, but actually still be 950M.
2. New Skill: Scam Projection. Training this allows your contract to pop up, maximised across the screen of 100 people per level. I'm sick of being blocked in local, let me THROW my contract into peoples faces so they get the message that they should be buying MY goods.
3. New Skill: Wallet Syphon. Let me slowly drain the wallets of everyone in local, say 1000isk per person per second. I mean their money is just going to be mine eventually anyway right? This would also help cure the local scam spam and help to ensure people spread out across the galaxy more.
When will CCP finally give us hardworking scammers the break we so rightfully deserve?
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And so forth...
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Serpensis
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:31:00 -
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To the OP; another skill for you, "Scam protection - Instant Intracranial Hemorrhage IRL to player performing scam"
Go back to CS. -- "Fear accompanies the possibility of death, calm sheperds its certainty." |

Jobby
Minmatar UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:34:00 -
[45]
/me wonders wtf he logs into the forums these days.
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NickSuccorso
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:38:00 -
[46]
950k for an Invuln II? ****! That's a good deal. I'm gonna hit you up in game. Do you do bulk orders?
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:43:00 -
[47]
A trip to C&P would unlock many answers for a lot of you posters.
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Yelan Zhou
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:45:00 -
[48]
A scam scam launcher is needed. A device you fire into a ship of a scammer (its invisible) and after each scam of the scammer one receives a percantage of the scam.
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Vinthakhis
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.08 19:04:00 -
[49]
This is really a joke, right?
The scam is on the RL player, not their avatar. In-game skills should never replace the player's own sensibility where purchase decisions are concerned. Some players voluntarily finance their own exploits in Eve via GTC's. With that in mind, enabling in-game skills to circumvent the player's own decision process should be avoided. If CCP were to add the skills as described below, they should just give us an "auto attack" button like the rest of the MMO's. What makes this game so compelling is the caliber of the player, the decisions they make on behalf of their avatar, and how they pull the strings on that avatar. Scams and their avoidance are RL acts of will and should remain precisely that.
Originally by: Delphi Grendalus It requires way to much time for too little rewards, it is also a lot more risky then ANY OTHER profession in EVE. If just one of the people who mails me death threats decides to carry through, I could be made literally DEAD IRL and although I have a twin brother I definitely do not have any clones!
I propose the following changes to this, the most noblest and hardest of all professions:
1. New Skill: Scamming. Training them lets you hide one decimal per level on a contract. This would let my 950k invul field 2's really look like 950k, but actually still be 950M.
2. New Skill: Scam Projection. Training this allows your contract to pop up, maximised across the screen of 100 people per level. I'm sick of being blocked in local, let me THROW my contract into peoples faces so they get the message that they should be buying MY goods.
3. New Skill: Wallet Syphon. Let me slowly drain the wallets of everyone in local, say 1000isk per person per second. I mean their money is just going to be mine eventually anyway right? This would also help cure the local scam spam and help to ensure people spread out across the galaxy more.
When will CCP finally give us hardworking scammers the break we so rightfully deserve?
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Armoured C
Gallente Federation of Freedom Fighters Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 19:20:00 -
[50]
scamming is only rediculus ... on the other foot
if you buy eve in a box from my game store i will give you isk (GAME , parkgate rotherham)
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WW412
Minmatar Dominion Gaming Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2009.05.08 19:22:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Abyss Wraith I thought everyone knew that your not suppose to trust anyone in EvE. Does that mean their alot of stupid ppl that play?
There are stupid people everywhere. And at one point, we were all one of them.
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Labratory Rat
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Posted - 2009.05.08 19:23:00 -
[52]
Originally by: cartmanjr don't forget about the anti-scamming skills which will need to be made 
i can't think of any names for what the skills could be called ^^ maybe some of you can?
Scammer Spike - At level 5 it allows the player to send a command to the scammers' client which disables all fans and cooling units.
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Renarla
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Posted - 2009.05.08 19:24:00 -
[53]
People who think this is a troll are the people that get trolled.
Originally by: Wongdong for going completely off topic and bashing my sig i say
when they nerf bat my sig,i will change it until
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Devine13
Nomad LLP
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Posted - 2009.05.08 19:50:00 -
[54]
0/10
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Psiri
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:26:00 -
[55]
On a serious note though, I visited Empire space for the first time in a while and I was surprised to find that scammers were spamming their messages even outside of the trade hubs now aswell. It's getting quite ridiculous and in the hub chats it's only a fraction of the contracts linked that are actual legit ones.
The spam has become an issue and I hope that CCP will be dealing with it. I'm convinced that many are using 3rd party macro software to spam their chat messages.
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Athena Tarsis
Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:58:00 -
[56]
Originally by: 011001100110000101100111 This has to be a troll, no one would be this dumb.
It's not a troll. It's very obviously satire.
Well done, OP! 
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Delphi Grendalus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.09 17:29:00 -
[57]
Thanks  Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK. |
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