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Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Rehabilitators	Posted - 2009.05.13 11:40:00 - [1] You know, like extreme Ironing. Where you do it in a tree or hanging from one. Anyway, to the crown jewels of it all. Proteus Hunter, you have already violated our agreement, by neglecting the following conditions; also the slow tax shift really pickled my oyster. Quote FAO: Proteus Hunter Memorandum of Agreement Date: 12/05/2009 Sanguis Fluibant, formerly known as Classified, hereinafter called the Arrogant Mother **er (AMF), agrees that Proteus Hunter, hereinafter called the Trustee, will repay his 1,000,000,000.00 ISK (1 Billion ISK) loan to AMF under the following conditions: 1.1 Guaranteed entrance for AMF into the Corporation 'The Rehabilitators' for a period of 1 (one) month total, with further extensions allowed subject to success and/or progression for both during said month. 1.2.1 Upon entrance into the Corporation 'The Rehabilitators' AMF shall receive from the Trustee the following: òA complete set of +3 Implants òA Retriever fitted to the requirements of AMF guaranteed to cost no more than 100,000,000.00 ISK (100 Million ISK) total. òA bottle of 2007 'Reserve' Jacob's Creek Shiraz sent by courier to AMF's place of residence, to be disclosed upon agreement of this contract. 1.2.2 Upon the newly acquired ability of AMF to fly a Covetor, anticipated to be in approximately 2 weeks from the date of this contract, the Trustee will accept back the fully fitted Retriever from AMF and replace it with a fully fitted Covetor. 1.2.3 Upon the newly acquired ability of AMF to fly a Hulk, anticipated to be in approximately 2 weeks after the ability of AMF to fly a Covetor, the Trustee will accept back the fully fitted Covetor from AMF and replace it with a Faction & Complex fitted Hulk, with the exact fitting to be advised by AMF. 2.1 Recognition from the Trustee that the sole cause and creation of this contract was due to extreme intoxication-recovery more commonly known as 'hungover', and the incredibly bored state generated by lack of business in the office. 2.2 Recognition from the Trustee that upon careful analysis of all the requirements the total amount to be repaid will still only be approximately 40-60% of the initial investment received by the Trustee. 3.1 Upon acceptance of this contract AMF and the Trustee agree that the loan has been repaid, subject to correct procedure as outlined in the above conditions. 4.1 Upon incorrect procedure from the Trustee outside of the conditions outlined above, the Trustee will pay to AMF 2,400,000,000.00 ISK (2.4 Billion ISK), given that the hung-over state of AMF means he cannot be arsed to work out the 20% daily compound interest since the date the loan was first received. The figure is generated from 1 Billion, with 20% total interest, then doubled, for the inconvenience caused. Unquote** You think legalities in pixel spaceships can be simply igored?!?! I will throw you to wolves my maple syrup munching friend! tl;dr kiss my rump im bored
Tierie Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2009.05.13 11:43:00 - [2] wat
Speshtard	Posted - 2009.05.13 12:03:00 - [3] Originally by: Tierie wat
IamBeastx Amarr	Posted - 2009.05.13 12:08:00 - [4] Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Tierie wat http://iambeastx.mybrute.com
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Rehabilitators	Posted - 2009.05.13 12:11:00 - [5] Originally by: IamBeastx Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Tierie wat I used to eat at a nearby McDonalds everynow and then. Then it turned out in a health and safety investigation that 13 different counts of sperm were found in their mayonnaise. I said the same thing.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.05.13 12:12:00 - [6] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant Originally by: IamBeastx Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Tierie wat
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Rehabilitators	Posted - 2009.05.13 12:13:00 - [7] Then I went back for seconds!
iPedo Gallente University of Caille	Posted - 2009.05.13 12:15:00 - [8] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: IamBeastx Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Tierie wat So an amarr and a minmatar walk into a caldari bar, i forget the rest of the joke, but you gallente mothers a *****.
iPedo Gallente University of Caille	Posted - 2009.05.13 12:16:00 - [9] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant Then I went back for seconds! ya...srry bout that mate, was staring at the kids in the ball pen, couldnt control myself.... So an amarr and a minmatar walk into a caldari bar, i forget the rest of the joke, but you gallente mothers a *****.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Rehabilitators	Posted - 2009.05.13 12:18:00 - [10] Originally by: iPedo Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant Then I went back for seconds! ya...srry bout that mate, was staring at the kids in the ball pen, couldnt control myself.... What you sorry for.... I came back for more?

TimMc Gallente Brutal Deliverance Blackguard Coalition	Posted - 2009.05.13 12:43:00 - [11] Originally by: iPedo Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: IamBeastx Originally by: Speshtard wat
mr passie Minmatar Purgatorial Janitors Inc. Avarice.	Posted - 2009.05.13 13:13:00 - [12] here I was thinking "awesome this must be a thread about mining in amamake in a faction fitted hulk. instead whut? PJI is recruiting! visit ingame channel "purgatorium" for details
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2009.05.13 13:55:00 - [13] today's word is wut ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Avan Sercedos Black Sheep United	Posted - 2009.05.13 14:24:00 - [14] Originally by: TimMc Originally by: iPedo Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: IamBeastx wat
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Rehabilitators	Posted - 2009.05.13 14:29:00 - [15] Repeated for more wut's (world record plz) Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant tl;dr kiss my rump im bored
Lord's Prophet Totally Abstract	Posted - 2009.05.13 14:54:00 - [16] Requesting oog payment for ingame services [bottle of wine to be delivered...] is a clear breach of the EULA. prepare thyself for banhammer.
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2009.05.13 14:57:00 - [17] Originally by: Lord's Prophet Requesting oog payment for ingame services [bottle of wine to be delivered...] is a clear breach of the EULA. prepare thyself for banhammer. Actually, there was a pretty nice story about some pirates requiring pizza delivery as a ransom. and hell, that was funny. ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Krixk	Posted - 2009.05.13 17:21:00 - [18] Originally by: TimMc Originally by: iPedo Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: IamBeastx wat That reminds me... wat?
Vars Shaylo Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.05.14 18:55:00 - [19] I think I understand. The OP got cumdrunk at a McDonald's and then ****d on a contract. Poor guy. Not someone's alt
Tzen Sun	Posted - 2009.05.14 20:33:00 - [20] wut?

arbiter reborn	Posted - 2009.05.14 20:40:00 - [21] i think he means this?. http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk11/felix_spqr/Picture3.png
Lord Windu Amarr	Posted - 2009.05.14 20:40:00 - [22] Wat wat, in the butt? ~ ☺ A Kirra Liu Presentation. Will give cyber for GTC ☺
TimMc Gallente Brutal Deliverance Blackguard Coalition	Posted - 2009.05.14 22:31:00 - [23] Originally by: mr passie here I was thinking "awesome this must be a thread about mining in amamake in a faction fitted hulk. instead whut? Yeah I assumed that too. I used to mine Nannaras in a hulk. Got away with it for a long time too.
Imertu Solientai Gallente	Posted - 2009.05.14 22:44:00 - [24] Wut? CLEAR SKIES 2 IS OUT! PLEASE SEED!
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.05.14 22:51:00 - [25] i'm minin yo!
THE L0CK	Posted - 2009.05.14 22:56:00 - [26]
Sathreth	Posted - 2009.05.15 01:43:00 - [27] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant You know, like extreme Ironing. Where you do it in a tree or hanging from one. Anyway, to the crown jewels of it all. Proteus Hunter, you have already violated our agreement, by neglecting the following conditions; also the slow tax shift really pickled my oyster. Quote FAO: Proteus Hunter Memorandum of Agreement Date: 12/05/2009 Sanguis Fluibant, formerly known as Classified, hereinafter called the Arrogant Mother **er (AMF), agrees that Proteus Hunter, hereinafter called the Trustee, will repay his 1,000,000,000.00 ISK (1 Billion ISK) loan to AMF under the following conditions: 1.1 Guaranteed entrance for AMF into the Corporation 'The Rehabilitators' for a period of 1 (one) month total, with further extensions allowed subject to success and/or progression for both during said month. 1.2.1 Upon entrance into the Corporation 'The Rehabilitators' AMF shall receive from the Trustee the following: òA complete set of +3 Implants òA Retriever fitted to the requirements of AMF guaranteed to cost no more than 100,000,000.00 ISK (100 Million ISK) total. òA bottle of 2007 'Reserve' Jacob's Creek Shiraz sent by courier to AMF's place of residence, to be disclosed upon agreement of this contract. 1.2.2 Upon the newly acquired ability of AMF to fly a Covetor, anticipated to be in approximately 2 weeks from the date of this contract, the Trustee will accept back the fully fitted Retriever from AMF and replace it with a fully fitted Covetor. 1.2.3 Upon the newly acquired ability of AMF to fly a Hulk, anticipated to be in approximately 2 weeks after the ability of AMF to fly a Covetor, the Trustee will accept back the fully fitted Covetor from AMF and replace it with a Faction & Complex fitted Hulk, with the exact fitting to be advised by AMF. 2.1 Recognition from the Trustee that the sole cause and creation of this contract was due to extreme intoxication-recovery more commonly known as 'hungover', and the incredibly bored state generated by lack of business in the office. 2.2 Recognition from the Trustee that upon careful analysis of all the requirements the total amount to be repaid will still only be approximately 40-60% of the initial investment received by the Trustee. 3.1 Upon acceptance of this contract AMF and the Trustee agree that the loan has been repaid, subject to correct procedure as outlined in the above conditions. 4.1 Upon incorrect procedure from the Trustee outside of the conditions outlined above, the Trustee will pay to AMF 2,400,000,000.00 ISK (2.4 Billion ISK), given that the hung-over state of AMF means he cannot be arsed to work out the 20% daily compound interest since the date the loan was first received. The figure is generated from 1 Billion, with 20% total interest, then doubled, for the inconvenience caused. Unquote** You think legalities in pixel spaceships can be simply igored?!?! I will throw you to wolves my maple syrup munching friend! tl;dr kiss my rump im bored This here evil legal terminology has burned my eyes and caused my brain to leak from my ears.

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Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.05.15 02:58:00 - [29] Ok.. im posting this again them.. WTF is this and why is it in C&P?
MicroWarpdrive II Disorder. Shock Alliance	Posted - 2009.05.15 03:01:00 - [30] posting



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