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CCP Whisper

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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:19:00 -
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Paper thin armour
Pirate griefer's got my ship in lock He's got me webbed and scrammed as he starts to shoot My armour resists are no match for him There is not much of it so find myself in paper thin armour Paper thin armour.
Passive shield tank is the way to go As my cap recharge rate drops to really low Now I'm getting NOS'ed and he's launching drones They are eating through what is left of my paper thin armour Paper thin armour
Paper thin armour (paper thin armour)
Should have trained resists right up to level five Should have fit a plate in a larger size. Should have fit a better dual repper tank Could have done so much but I find myself in paper thin armour Paper thin armour
Useless corp mates ran when first shots flew Gate's too far away and my hull is through When my ship is gone he's gonna pop my pod I'll wake up and curse that little bit of paper thin armour Paper thin armour
Paper thin armour (paper thin armour) Paper thin armour (paper thin armour) Paper thin armour (paper thin armour)
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Rhaegor Stormborn
H A V O C
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:20:00 -
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Lazarann
Caldari Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:21:00 -
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Haha nice Get back to work  Also, second.
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Sean Dawn
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:21:00 -
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LOL
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:22:00 -
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In before the move to OOPE? ___________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
^Third Times a Charm^ |

ElCoCo
KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:23:00 -
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Everyone spams nowadays!!11 Boink! |
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CCP Whisper

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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:27:00 -
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Yellow Naglfar
In deep space we cruise along Pretty rusty and fairly long We've got wings up on the top Our engines, never stop.
Our crew, is duct tape mad Most of our ship, is second hand Hammered nails and blobs of glue Twists of wire, that'll do
We all live in a yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar
We all live in a yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar
We have lots of things to do Flying brothel, bar and even zoo Our fe-e-e-edoes eat the trash Don't sit on the couch, you'll get a rash
[chorus]
(cue sounds of hammering, cries of "Fire! Fire!" and collapsing scaffolding)
It took months to paint the ship Every time we dock the chrome we chip Hangar's low and ship is tall It's just easier t'not dock at all
[chorus]
While we fly, we're standing tall Freakin' Ver-ti-cal's our battle call We lose parts with every shot It makes engineers lose the plot
[chorus]
Our guns, shoot very far Using cannon shells, the size of a car Any wrecks we produce thus Give us parts and bits to weld to us
[chorus]
(Personally I think Paper Thin Armour's better but got told to post this one too)
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Tuttomenui II
Gallente BUDAPIG LTD
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:30:00 -
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Now you just need someone like Wierd Al (or the like) to spoof that for you.
Very funny,, Now go take the day off and go drink some imaginary beers on me, as you know imaginary beers are free. 
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Jaggeh
Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:30:00 -
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bravo 
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Valeronx
Celestial Horizon Corp. I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:31:00 -
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LOL, Very nice work Whisper !

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LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:31:00 -
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You ought to read right over to RealX's desk and tell him to record you singing those tunes, and release it..
That would be SUCH an awesome thing for fanfest.
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CCP Whisper

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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: LaVista Vista That would be SUCH an awesome thing for fanfest.
Who knows, this year's Fanfest Quiz Show might have an audience sing-a-long. 
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Tar om
Minmatar Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:34:00 -
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So, were you ever a Goon FC? -- DEVS get multiple CPUs/Cores per system and all will be forgiven.
Parallel Python |

Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:36:00 -
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Yesterday, all the pirates seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh I believe, in yesterday.
Suddenly, my ship is not the ship it used to be There are flames all over me Oh yesterday, came suddenly.
Why they had to shoot I don't know They wouldn't say. I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday, EVE was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away Oh I believe, in yesterday.
visit my blog for my adventures
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CCP Whisper

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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:36:00 -
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Originally by: Tar om So, were you ever a Goon FC?
No, but little bees was definitely an inspiration for these and other ones I have...
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Whisper
Originally by: LaVista Vista That would be SUCH an awesome thing for fanfest.
Who knows, this year's Fanfest Quiz Show might have an audience sing-a-long. 
I'm getting to fanfest next year if it kills me tbqfh. ___________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
^Third Times a Charm^ |

Space Wanderer
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:39:00 -
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Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:44 Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:26 CCP Navigator, where art thou in this time of need?
You guys are trying very hard to remove people's attention to the not exactly smooth deployment of apoc 1.2, aren't you? 
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:52:00 -
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This is perfectly timed with the death of my noob arbitrator buffer tank.
SO GOOD ♥
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |

Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Space Wanderer Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:44 Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:26 CCP Navigator, where art thou in this time of need?
You guys are trying very hard to remove people's attention to the not exactly smooth deployment of apoc 1.2, aren't you? 
What patch are you talking about? -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Tuttomenui II
Gallente BUDAPIG LTD
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Posted - 2009.05.16 19:58:00 -
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Edited by: Tuttomenui II on 16/05/2009 20:05:04
Originally by: CCP Whisper
Originally by: Tar om So, were you ever a Goon FC?
No, but little bees was definitely an inspiration for these and other ones I have...
heres a better link to that song :),, Little Bees
Someone has exelent felt animation skills
Also LOL at THIS , it needs to be spoofed by that Alliance formerly known as BOB..
!ALL YOUR ROOKIES ARE BELONG TO ME! |

Ripcha Headov
Art of War Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.05.16 20:00:00 -
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lol. classic :)
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.05.16 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: Space Wanderer Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:44 Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:26 CCP Navigator, where art thou in this time of need?
You guys are trying very hard to remove people's attention to the not exactly smooth deployment of apoc 1.2, aren't you? 
Pssst, you got the wrong Dev. This is whispers thread. ___________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
^Third Times a Charm^ |

Mr Crepsley
Gallente SkillzKillz United For 0rder
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Posted - 2009.05.16 20:25:00 -
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NOOOOO someone forgot to give Whisper the sedatives today... ----
Originally by: CCP Atropos I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears.
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CCP Whisper

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Posted - 2009.05.16 20:27:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Crepsley NOOOOO someone forgot to give Whisper the sedatives today...
Oh just wait until I finish the re-write of The Immigrant Song into an opus about mining! 
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Malvaceae Veri
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Posted - 2009.05.16 20:33:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Whisper
Originally by: Mr Crepsley NOOOOO someone forgot to give Whisper the sedatives today...
Oh just wait until I finish the re-write of The Immigrant Song into an opus about mining! 
If you rewrite that into anything else than a Minmatar war song, then, by the Gods High Up In Asgard, I shall smite thy face with a danish axe.
JK, cool stuff so far, keep it up. I really think that Immigrant song does not suit mining, though.
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Bestofworst
Gallente Double Eagle Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.16 20:37:00 -
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I expect to see played out versions of these songs on the Jukebox  ---- <Insert Wit> |

Couldbe Acrackhead
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Posted - 2009.05.16 20:42:00 -
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Originally by: Lazarann Get back to work
....OP locked for lack of content tbh.
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SpaceMagic
Amarr Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
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Posted - 2009.05.16 20:59:00 -
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lol that was unexpected
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Tar om
Minmatar Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.16 21:02:00 -
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I just read all the youtube comments on that suas song. Such is POS warfare.
X anyone? -- DEVS get multiple CPUs/Cores per system and all will be forgiven.
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Armoured C
Gallente Federation of Freedom Fighters Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.16 21:02:00 -
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as a leader in forum stuff i support this service
official sign of AC /thread
if you buy eve in a box from my game store i will give you isk (GAME , parkgate rotherham)
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