| Pages: 1 2 3 :: [one page] |
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 11 post(s) |
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:19:00 -
[1]
Paper thin armour
Pirate griefer's got my ship in lock He's got me webbed and scrammed as he starts to shoot My armour resists are no match for him There is not much of it so find myself in paper thin armour Paper thin armour.
Passive shield tank is the way to go As my cap recharge rate drops to really low Now I'm getting NOS'ed and he's launching drones They are eating through what is left of my paper thin armour Paper thin armour
Paper thin armour (paper thin armour)
Should have trained resists right up to level five Should have fit a plate in a larger size. Should have fit a better dual repper tank Could have done so much but I find myself in paper thin armour Paper thin armour
Useless corp mates ran when first shots flew Gate's too far away and my hull is through When my ship is gone he's gonna pop my pod I'll wake up and curse that little bit of paper thin armour Paper thin armour
Paper thin armour (paper thin armour) Paper thin armour (paper thin armour) Paper thin armour (paper thin armour)
|
|

Rhaegor Stormborn
H A V O C
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:20:00 -
[2]

|

Lazarann
Caldari Balls Deep Inc.
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:21:00 -
[3]
Haha nice Get back to work  Also, second.
|

Sean Dawn
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:21:00 -
[4]
LOL
|

Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:22:00 -
[5]
In before the move to OOPE? ___________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
^Third Times a Charm^ |

ElCoCo
KIA Corp KIA Alliance
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:23:00 -
[6]
Everyone spams nowadays!!11 Boink! |
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:27:00 -
[7]
Yellow Naglfar
In deep space we cruise along Pretty rusty and fairly long We've got wings up on the top Our engines, never stop.
Our crew, is duct tape mad Most of our ship, is second hand Hammered nails and blobs of glue Twists of wire, that'll do
We all live in a yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar
We all live in a yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar
We have lots of things to do Flying brothel, bar and even zoo Our fe-e-e-edoes eat the trash Don't sit on the couch, you'll get a rash
[chorus]
(cue sounds of hammering, cries of "Fire! Fire!" and collapsing scaffolding)
It took months to paint the ship Every time we dock the chrome we chip Hangar's low and ship is tall It's just easier t'not dock at all
[chorus]
While we fly, we're standing tall Freakin' Ver-ti-cal's our battle call We lose parts with every shot It makes engineers lose the plot
[chorus]
Our guns, shoot very far Using cannon shells, the size of a car Any wrecks we produce thus Give us parts and bits to weld to us
[chorus]
(Personally I think Paper Thin Armour's better but got told to post this one too)
|
|

Tuttomenui II
Gallente BUDAPIG LTD
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:30:00 -
[8]
Now you just need someone like Wierd Al (or the like) to spoof that for you.
Very funny,, Now go take the day off and go drink some imaginary beers on me, as you know imaginary beers are free. 
|

Jaggeh
Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:30:00 -
[9]
bravo 
|

Valeronx
Celestial Horizon Corp. I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:31:00 -
[10]
LOL, Very nice work Whisper !

.
|

LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:31:00 -
[11]
You ought to read right over to RealX's desk and tell him to record you singing those tunes, and release it..
That would be SUCH an awesome thing for fanfest.
|
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:33:00 -
[12]
Originally by: LaVista Vista That would be SUCH an awesome thing for fanfest.
Who knows, this year's Fanfest Quiz Show might have an audience sing-a-long. 
|
|

Tar om
Minmatar Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:34:00 -
[13]
So, were you ever a Goon FC? -- DEVS get multiple CPUs/Cores per system and all will be forgiven.
Parallel Python |

Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:36:00 -
[14]
Yesterday, all the pirates seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh I believe, in yesterday.
Suddenly, my ship is not the ship it used to be There are flames all over me Oh yesterday, came suddenly.
Why they had to shoot I don't know They wouldn't say. I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday, EVE was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away Oh I believe, in yesterday.
visit my blog for my adventures
|
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:36:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Tar om So, were you ever a Goon FC?
No, but little bees was definitely an inspiration for these and other ones I have...
|
|

Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:37:00 -
[16]
Originally by: CCP Whisper
Originally by: LaVista Vista That would be SUCH an awesome thing for fanfest.
Who knows, this year's Fanfest Quiz Show might have an audience sing-a-long. 
I'm getting to fanfest next year if it kills me tbqfh. ___________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
^Third Times a Charm^ |

Space Wanderer
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:39:00 -
[17]
Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:44 Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:26 CCP Navigator, where art thou in this time of need?
You guys are trying very hard to remove people's attention to the not exactly smooth deployment of apoc 1.2, aren't you? 
|

Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:52:00 -
[18]
This is perfectly timed with the death of my noob arbitrator buffer tank.
SO GOOD ♥
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |

Abrazzar
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:53:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Space Wanderer Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:44 Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:26 CCP Navigator, where art thou in this time of need?
You guys are trying very hard to remove people's attention to the not exactly smooth deployment of apoc 1.2, aren't you? 
What patch are you talking about? -------- Ideas for: Mining
|

Tuttomenui II
Gallente BUDAPIG LTD
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 19:58:00 -
[20]
Edited by: Tuttomenui II on 16/05/2009 20:05:04
Originally by: CCP Whisper
Originally by: Tar om So, were you ever a Goon FC?
No, but little bees was definitely an inspiration for these and other ones I have...
heres a better link to that song :),, Little Bees
Someone has exelent felt animation skills
Also LOL at THIS , it needs to be spoofed by that Alliance formerly known as BOB..
!ALL YOUR ROOKIES ARE BELONG TO ME! |

Ripcha Headov
Art of War Cult of War
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 20:00:00 -
[21]
lol. classic :)
|

Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 20:06:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Space Wanderer Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:44 Edited by: Space Wanderer on 16/05/2009 19:45:26 CCP Navigator, where art thou in this time of need?
You guys are trying very hard to remove people's attention to the not exactly smooth deployment of apoc 1.2, aren't you? 
Pssst, you got the wrong Dev. This is whispers thread. ___________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
^Third Times a Charm^ |

Mr Crepsley
Gallente SkillzKillz United For 0rder
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 20:25:00 -
[23]
NOOOOO someone forgot to give Whisper the sedatives today... ----
Originally by: CCP Atropos I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears.
|
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.16 20:27:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Mr Crepsley NOOOOO someone forgot to give Whisper the sedatives today...
Oh just wait until I finish the re-write of The Immigrant Song into an opus about mining! 
|
|

Malvaceae Veri
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 20:33:00 -
[25]
Originally by: CCP Whisper
Originally by: Mr Crepsley NOOOOO someone forgot to give Whisper the sedatives today...
Oh just wait until I finish the re-write of The Immigrant Song into an opus about mining! 
If you rewrite that into anything else than a Minmatar war song, then, by the Gods High Up In Asgard, I shall smite thy face with a danish axe.
JK, cool stuff so far, keep it up. I really think that Immigrant song does not suit mining, though.
|

Bestofworst
Gallente Double Eagle Enterprises
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 20:37:00 -
[26]
I expect to see played out versions of these songs on the Jukebox  ---- <Insert Wit> |

Couldbe Acrackhead
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 20:42:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Lazarann Get back to work
....OP locked for lack of content tbh.
|

SpaceMagic
Amarr Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 20:59:00 -
[28]
lol that was unexpected
|

Tar om
Minmatar Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 21:02:00 -
[29]
I just read all the youtube comments on that suas song. Such is POS warfare.
X anyone? -- DEVS get multiple CPUs/Cores per system and all will be forgiven.
Parallel Python |

Armoured C
Gallente Federation of Freedom Fighters Aggression.
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 21:02:00 -
[30]
as a leader in forum stuff i support this service
official sign of AC /thread
if you buy eve in a box from my game store i will give you isk (GAME , parkgate rotherham)
|

Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 21:03:00 -
[31]
No wonder the game is so messed up. Seems CCP hired a poet instead of a developer.. 
j/k good stuff.
Originally by: Fifinella As to trying to scare me with 0.0/lowsec, well,..... I've been there, and wasn't very scared at all. Only a little.
|

JamesWyh
Jammar Industries
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 21:26:00 -
[32]
Hahaha lol this all made me laugh!
and this : I robbed a Goon
|

Micia
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 22:20:00 -
[33]
Good stuff. 
_______
Should we fall before the dawn, Say this at our pyre, "They died Matari warriors, Their faces to the fire." |

Kale Kold
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 23:04:00 -
[34]
funneh? oh wait... 
|

Trind2222
Amarr The Red Ring
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 23:17:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Trind2222 on 16/05/2009 23:17:02 Man went to space hey fara in space there was a miner ship mining hey fara faltu ra. Man think for him self hey fara for him self hey fara Do think the miner will kill me hey fara filtu ra The Man charged the laser hey fara Charged laser and killed the ship whent boom hey fara filtu ra. Then he salvage ship hey fra then went stasion hey fara filtu ra whit some parts he made 12 shoes hey fara the best shoes gave to his mom hey fara filtu ra the ore he refinend hey fara ore he refined hey fara filtu ra ..
The songs is long but if make rest hear the song that inspired to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRSRfHsdwA.
____________ Wrangler *comes back out wearing his wizard hat and robe* Wrangler: Hail and well met from Blizzard, how might I assist you?
|

Rosefine
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 23:22:00 -
[36]
Are you talking about the insane implant or out numbered fights ?
or i'am drunk here ?
|

Spurty
Caldari Ore Mongers BricK sQuAD.
|
Posted - 2009.05.16 23:33:00 -
[37]
Proof forums need more CCP Whisper in them!
Very good dig at you know who ;0
Originally by: Infinity Ziona
Thus I AM BETTER THAN YOU.
|

5pinDizzy
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 00:11:00 -
[38]
I liked the first one Whisper, I think you should actually sing it and upload it even. The second I felt was too much of a distortion to make it fit together.
|

cpu939
Gallente OffBeat Creations The Elders Alliance
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 00:29:00 -
[39]
come on the rest of you lot at ccp don't let CCP Whisper be the only one to do these rewrites. looking forward to the mining song 01101111 01100110 01100110 01100010 01100101 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 |

Rosefine
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 00:51:00 -
[40]
Originally by: cpu939 come on the rest of you lot at ccp don't let CCP Whisper be the only one to do these rewrites. looking forward to the mining song
I got one !
Veldspaaaaaaa roles in high sec with in a capital ship cought cought!
or titan in low sec roles with veldspaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
well no one can touch Chribba!
|

Valorous Bob
TARSHISH FOUNDATION
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 01:39:00 -
[41]
this made me lol, im looking forward to the mining one aswell.  _______________________________________________
Originally by: Governor LePetomane You know who I can't stand? Explorers. Smug, invisible bastards. 
|
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.17 10:46:00 -
[42]
Oursulaert
In Oursulaert there is a market selling everything That any pilot could conceivably need. Thanks to the freighters that come and go Moving very slow
There is a camp outside the station over planet 4 A corporation tries to kill their warring foes As they play their little undock game. Acting very lame. What a shame.
Oursulaert is where the life of Essence lies! Local's full of smack as targets die And wreck thieves clean things up.
A pilot buying a new ship and who is in a rush Finds that he's paid a rather incredible sum For a ship that turns out not to be Worth the contract fee
Oursulaert is where the life of Essence lies! Local's full of scammer's lies For ships and faction mods
By planet seven in the middle of the asteroids A pilot mines into a badger on his own And as as he dreams of where he'll be someday He gets blown away
The station camp takes out a target while the wreck thieves flock The freighters move their massive bulk into the dock As the smiling scammer slips away With his ill-got pay What a day
Oursulaert is where the life of Essence lies! There the stargate traffic never dies As pilots come and go
Oursulaert is where the life of Essence lies! Come and see it's vast and bustling skies! Oursulaert!
|
|

MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 11:25:00 -
[43]
Edited by: MotherMoon on 17/05/2009 11:28:42
Originally by: CCP Whisper Oursulaert
As they play their little undock game. Acting very lame. What a shame.
I almost lost my coffee 
Best one yet imo. Epic.
onlything is I have no idea how to pronounce Oursulaert 
Our-sue-la-ert?
Our sue alert?
|

Fennicus
Amarr United Trade Coalition
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 11:33:00 -
[44]
Edited by: Fennicus on 17/05/2009 11:33:48 Yesterday seems apt in light of recent events
Yesterday, all my recons seemed to fly away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh bubbled once more, it looks that way
Suddenly it's not half the ship it used to be Can't activate T2 MWD 200 mill won't let me flee
Why'd they have to nerf I don't know, they wouldn't say Was it something wrong? It's "Falcon nerf thursday"
Yesterday EVE was such an easy game to play This is all the fault of QA Podded again like yesterday
Mm mm mmmm aarrghhhhhh *dies*
|
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.17 11:41:00 -
[45]
Sleeper's Garden
In wormhole space, there is a place, Where the Sleepers sleep and riches can be found. I took a spin, found a way in To the distant silent Sleeper stomping ground.
I asked my corp to come with me. To do the Sleeper dungeons with me. So off we raced, to unknown space. To the distant silent Sleeper stomping ground.
Once at the site, we did it right, Sent the tank to aggro and distract the spawn. But they instead, went for the rest Of the fleet and took out almost everyone.
Some of the others turned and ran They found that Sleepers web and scram. I watched the fleet incur defeat, In the deadly distant Sleeper stomping ground.
Here we are, around a star. A planet that no-one knows to find. In our pods, we think about the odds, Someone could find us all someday.
We don't want to destruct all our pods. Should have thought this venture better through. If you should dare, come find us there. In the deadly distant Sleeper stomping grounds. In the deadly distant Sleeper stomping grounds. In the deadly distant Sleeper stomping grounds.
|
|
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.17 11:42:00 -
[46]
Originally by: MotherMoon onlything is I have no idea how to pronounce Oursulaert 
Our-sue-la-ert?
Our sue alert?
For the purposes of this song I used OOR - Sue - Lert. 
|
|

ovenproofjet
Caldari Swords of Clarity Galactic Federation of Varied Operations
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 11:56:00 -
[47]
Whisper see what you can do with this one!! It'd be the height of internet hilarity 
=P
|
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.17 12:17:00 -
[48]
Press Undock!
Press Undock! yeah, yeah, yeah! Press Undock! yeah, yeah, yeah! Press Undock! yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
YOu know that we're outside, That we're itching for a fight. But still you stay inside, And you know that isn't right.
Come on and undock! And give us a proper fight. Go on and undock! We can wait here through the night.
You've got a ship to spare. We will even leave your pod. We'll honour one on one's, If you're worried 'bout a blob.
Come on and undock! And give us a proper fight. Go on and undock! We can wait here through the night. Ooh!
Press Undock! yeah, yeah, yeah! Press Undock! yeah, yeah, yeah! But don't just undock, To play your undock games.
We're paying for this war, To make sure we have fun. But hanging here's a bore, At least attempt to run?
Come on and undock! And give us a proper fight. Go on and undock! We can wait here through the night. Ooh!
Press Undock! yeah, yeah, yeah! Press Undock! yeah, yeah, yeah! But don't just undock, To play your undock games.
But don't just undock, To play your undock games.
But don't just undock, To play your undock ga-a-a-a-ames.
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah!
|
|

Batolemaeus
Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 12:23:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Batolemaeus on 17/05/2009 12:24:27
Originally by: ovenproofjet Whisper see what you can do with this one!! It'd be the height of internet hilarity 
=P
Can only be a song about repping pos tbh.
We're no strangers to Pos We got the fuel and strontium A lot of guns against every single kos 'cuz this moon is full of dysprosium.
But when the evil guys shot it it went into reinforced
Never gonna give it up Never gonna take it down Never gonna warp away and desert it Never gonna make it cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna ignore the ded mails
I suck at this c/d? ----------------------------------------------
Originally by: CCP Prism X In New Eden, EVE wins you.
|

Stuart Price
Caldari The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 13:10:00 -
[50]
IBTL
As soon as Mitnal finishes locking down C&P this thread is so doomed. Putting the 'irate' into 'Pirate' |

Havohej
Minmatar Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 13:16:00 -
[51]
Whisper for president of CCP.
"You can still steal their stuff." - CCP Explorer |

PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente H A V O C
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 14:37:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Batolemaeus Edited by: Batolemaeus on 17/05/2009 12:27:00 Edited by: Batolemaeus on 17/05/2009 12:24:27
Originally by: ovenproofjet Whisper see what you can do with this one!! It'd be the height of internet hilarity 
=P
Can only be a song about repping pos tbh.
We're no strangers to Pos We got the fuel and strontium A lot of guns against every single kos 'cuz this moon is full of dysprosium.
But when the evil guys shot it it went into reinforced
Never gonna give it up Never gonna take it down Never gonna warp away and desert it Never gonna let it die Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna ignore the ded mails and lose it
I suck at this c/d?
its got my vote.
BTW the beatles are overrated shi.te
Zeps ftw
|

ovenproofjet
Caldari Swords of Clarity Galactic Federation of Varied Operations
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 14:44:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Batolemaeus Edited by: Batolemaeus on 17/05/2009 12:27:00 Edited by: Batolemaeus on 17/05/2009 12:24:27
Originally by: ovenproofjet Whisper see what you can do with this one!! It'd be the height of internet hilarity 
=P
Can only be a song about repping pos tbh.
We're no strangers to Pos We got the fuel and strontium A lot of guns against every single kos 'cuz this moon is full of dysprosium.
But when the evil guys shot it it went into reinforced
Never gonna give it up Never gonna take it down Never gonna warp away and desert it Never gonna let it die Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna ignore the ded mails and lose it
I suck at this c/d?
HAHA!!! YES, THIS WORKS!!!! Give this man a cookie! 
|
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.17 14:56:00 -
[54]
As promised earlier, I present to you
Industry Song
aaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAh! aaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAh!
We come with our Hulks and our sentry drones, To extract the ore from the floating stones.
Strip miners burning bright, The ore will pack our holds tight, To build more ships, hauling and mining. Industry, you're my passion!
We don't think this is a chore, The only thing we want is lots more ore!
aaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAh! aaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAh!
We come with our Hulks and our sentry drones, To extract the ore from the floating stones.
The fleet that we are in, Can leave behind a void, Where once there was a mass of roids.
'Till it spawns agai-i-i-n.
We don't think this is a chore, The only thing we want is lots more ore!
Our freighters' holds are packed, it's time that we were movin'. There's lots more ore to mine away, Without macro abusin'.
Oooh, oooh, oooh...
|
|

Entity
X-Factor Industries Synthetic Existence
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 15:32:00 -
[55]
You missed your carreer as songwriter, man!
Fun stuff! ♥ _
Got Item? | EVE API? |

Batolemaeus
Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 15:38:00 -
[56]
Originally by: CCP Whisper
ooooooOOOooooooooooRRRRRRe! ooooooOOOooooooooooRRRRRRe!
fix'd.  ----------------------------------------------
Originally by: CCP Prism X In New Eden, EVE wins you.
|

Evelgrivion
Ignatium. Rote Kapelle
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 15:40:00 -
[57]
Epic thread, Whisper 
|
|

CCP Whisper

|
Posted - 2009.05.17 15:54:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Batolemaeus
Originally by: CCP Whisper
ooooooOOOooooooooooRRRRRRe! ooooooOOOooooooooooRRRRRRe!
fix'd. 
Awesome suggestion. Changed forthwith...
|
|

Omber Zombie
Gallente Frontier Technologies
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 15:55:00 -
[59]
oooh, can I play?
Blackbird
Blackbird jamming me in the dead of night I can't shoot anything, I gotta fly I'm so dead You were only camping that gate for when I arrive
Black bird jamming me in the dead of night Take these useless guns and give me drones In a pod Now I'm waiting to wake up in a clone
Blackbird jam, Blackbird jam My guns are now just junk
Blackbird jam, Blackbird jam I should have fitted some ECCM
Blackbird jamming me in the dead of night I can't shoot anything, I gotta fly I'm so dead You were only camping that gate for when I arrive, You were only camping that gate for when I arrive, You were only camping that gate for when I arrive
 ----------------------
My Blog |

Vora Dumem
Gallente
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 18:03:00 -
[60]
Apropos Led Zeppelin: would it be considered heretic to reinterpet "Stairway to Heaven"? You could compress your whole EVE career into this song and it would sound great no matter how bad it went  
Edit: on a second thought... yes, that'd be heresy of the highest degree  
______________________________________ Very funny Mr. Scott, now beam down our clothes... |

Avalon Champion
Gallente Defence Evaluation Research Agency
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 18:26:00 -
[61]
One for the goons, to the tune of the Clash, London calling (best i can do in 5 mins)
Delve calling to the faraway goons Now war is declared - and battle come down Delve calling to the underworld Come out of ,you boys and girls Delve calling, now don't look to us Phoney Bobmania has bitten the dust Delve calling, see we ain't got no swing 'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing
The Goon age is coming, the sun's zooming in Meltdown expected, the Pos Are growing thin Engines stop running, but I have no fear Cause Delve is drowning and I, live by the river
Delve calling to the Detorid zone Forget it, brother, you can go at it alone Delve calling to the goons of death Quit holding out - and draw another breath Delve calling - and I don't wanna shout But while we were talking I saw you nodding out Delve calling, see we ain't got no high Except for that one with the yellowy eyes
The Goon age is coming, the bobs zooming in Engines stop running, the Pos is growing thin A nuclear era, but I have no fear Cause Delve is drowning and I, I live by the river
Now get this Delve calling, yes, I was there, too An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true! Delve calling at the top of the dial And after all this, won't you give me a smile? Delve Calling
I never felt so much alike, like-a, like-a...
|

Muad' Dib
Gallente Beyond Divinity Inc
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 18:40:00 -
[62]
Edited by: Muad'' Dib on 17/05/2009 18:40:25
Originally by: CCP Whisper Edited by: CCP Whisper on 17/05/2009 11:48:41 Edited by: CCP Whisper on 17/05/2009 10:46:44 Paper thin armour
Pirate griefer's got my ship in lock He's got me webbed and scrammed as he starts to shoot My armour resists are no match for him There is not much of it so find myself in paper thin armour Paper thin armour.
Passive shield tank is the way to go As my cap recharge rate drops to really low Now I'm getting NOS'ed and he's launching drones They are eating through what is left of my paper thin armour Paper thin armour
Paper thin armour (paper thin armour)
Should have trained resists right up to level five Should have fit a plate in a larger size. Should have fit a better dual repper tank Could have done so much but I find myself in paper thin armour Paper thin armour
Useless corp mates ran when first shots flew Gate's too far away and my hull is through When my ship is gone he's gonna pop my pod I'll wake up and curse that little bit of paper thin armour Paper thin armour
Paper thin armour (paper thin armour) Paper thin armour (paper thin armour) Paper thin armour (paper thin armour)
Old fart tbfh. --- I smack just for myself.
* Your signature file is to large. Please note: we do not allow signature files larger than 24000 bytes - Fallout |

Intigo
Amarr Endemic Aggression Exalted.
|
Posted - 2009.05.17 19:05:00 -
[63]
Yellow Naglfar was extremely easy to 'sing', maybe just because I know that song like the back of my hand.
Good stuff. :) ___________________
ENEMA, much love. <3 |

Per Bastet
Amarr B.O.O.M
|
Posted - 2009.05.18 10:15:00 -
[64]
More, MORE
And Someone Record them, They Must be Sung and Live as MP3s on my Phone. --
Bastet's Organization Of Mining |

Sleepkevert
Amarr Rionnag Alba Against ALL Authorities
|
Posted - 2009.05.18 11:57:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Per Bastet More, MORE
And Someone Record them, They Must be Sung and Live as MP3s on my Phone.
Curzon dax summoning tiemz? _
Add your own line! |

RaTTuS
BIG Libertas Fidelitas
|
Posted - 2009.05.18 12:07:00 -
[66]
Awesomness - hows about curzon dax for this -- RaTTuS @ InEve, Capital Prints for sale |

Leana Darkrider
Creatio -ex- nihilo
|
Posted - 2009.05.18 12:15:00 -
[67]
Great songs and great text there 
I don't want to spoil your second job, but aren't you needed at your desk and deal with some serious patch glitches 
|

Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Star's Dust Industrie
|
Posted - 2009.05.18 18:16:00 -
[68]
I support this product and/or service.
Seriously, THE BEATLES IS THE BEST BAND EVER
YEAH IT4S TRUE? MY MOMMA SAID SO Fetchez la vache ! moar(tm) < soon(tm) :(
|

Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
|
Posted - 2009.05.18 22:20:00 -
[69]
Originally by: CCP Whisper Yellow Naglfar
In deep space we cruise along Pretty rusty and fairly long We've got wings up on the top Our engines, never stop.
Our crew, is duct tape mad Most of our ship, is second hand Hammered nails and blobs of glue Twists of wire, that'll do
We all live in a yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar
We all live in a yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar A yellow Naglfar
We have lots of things to do Flying brothel, bar and even zoo Our fe-e-e-edoes eat the trash Don't sit on the couch, you'll get a rash
[chorus]
(cue sounds of hammering, cries of "Fire! Fire!" and collapsing scaffolding)
It took months to paint the ship Every time we dock the chrome we chip Hangar's low and ship is tall It's just easier t'not dock at all
[chorus]
While we fly, we're standing tall Freakin' Ver-ti-cal's our battle call We lose parts with every shot It makes engineers lose the plot
[chorus]
Our guns, shoot very far Using cannon shells, the size of a car Any wrecks we produce thus Give us parts and bits to weld to us
[chorus]
(Personally I think Paper Thin Armour's better but got told to post this one too)
this would be PERFECT if u had changed yellow to "rusty" ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
|
| |
|
| Pages: 1 2 3 :: [one page] |