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Jogvan
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.05.21 18:11:00 -
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Here's a little story about probably the worst pirates I've ever seen. After a fun night with a great rr bs fight, some gate camping and then just chilling in station and flying around looking for stuff to kill we find a 3 months old character ratting in a dominix. We quickly get people on the scene, point and webs and he's going down quick as you would expect from a new player in a battleship. We decide to cease fire and order him to eject from his ship if he wants to save his pod and finally he ejects so I go dock up my ship, undock in a capsule and warp to the belt.
When I drop out of warp I see the dominix is gone and ask if someone else in the gang already boarded it, and suddenly the other guys are shocked and wondering WTF just happened with the domi because he's not in belt anymore. A minute later our scout in the next door hisec system reports the dominix pilot had just jumped in and is warping away in his ship. Looks like my other gang members had dropped their points and didn't realise the guy had re-boarded his ship instead of warping away 
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5higsy
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.05.21 18:14:00 -
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Tactical Facepalm.
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Larkonis TrassIer
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.05.21 18:21:00 -
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Edited by: Larkonis TrassIer on 21/05/2009 18:21:19
Confirming Neo Spartans are the worst pirates in Eve.
I was heartily amused when I heard of this... I then proceded to cause substantial anal cha***e to those involved.
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.21 18:28:00 -
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Writing in a Neo Spartans failthread...check
Chocolate milk...check
Hatemail sorting...check
what's name of the dominix pilot?
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 Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.21 18:30:00 -
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I thought this thread was going to be about Smartbombing
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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IamBeastx
Amarr
Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2009.05.21 18:31:00 -
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lol
LOL
Fair play to the domi pilot for not losing his nerves
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.21 18:58:00 -
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PRO
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FlyinS
Caldari
Planetary Industry and Trade Organization
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Posted - 2009.05.21 19:00:00 -
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Don't you just love those, "Why the hell did I just do that" moments in game?
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The Crushah
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.05.21 19:48:00 -
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Just checking in to make sure im not referenced in this thread.
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TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
Vort3x.
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:15:00 -
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lol that domi pilot is ace.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:52:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Spank on 21/05/2009 22:52:25
I think you should reverse ransom him for the balls to do it tbh.
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emllik
Minmatar
The Athiest Syndicate
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.05.21 23:03:00 -
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♥ that domi pilot tbh.
that was just ace
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DarkDemon12
Crimson Logistical
Blue Sun Trust
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Posted - 2009.05.21 23:20:00 -
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lol n00b power!
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MrChook
Uranus Assault Team
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Posted - 2009.05.22 00:31:00 -
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OK, I'm sitting here wondering if the guy knows what he did... for example, did you tell him to eject to save his pod and that you were going to take the ship?
Maybe he just thought you wanted him to eject for LOLs... so he ejected, then re-boarded his ship 30 seconds later and warped off completely oblivious to the fact that he wasn't SUPPOSED to get back in his ship
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2009.05.22 00:42:00 -
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Originally by: MrChook
OK, I'm sitting here wondering if the guy knows what he did... for example, did you tell him to eject to save his pod and that you were going to take the ship?
Maybe he just thought you wanted him to eject for LOLs... so he ejected, then re-boarded his ship 30 seconds later and warped off completely oblivious to the fact that he wasn't SUPPOSED to get back in his ship
OMG that's the most sensible explanation in here.. And it hurts my head.
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Lexa Hellfury
SPORADIC MOVEMENT
Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.05.22 01:08:00 -
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lol, that's pretty awesome.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.05.22 04:07:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: MrChook
OK, I'm sitting here wondering if the guy knows what he did... for example, did you tell him to eject to save his pod and that you were going to take the ship?
Maybe he just thought you wanted him to eject for LOLs... so he ejected, then re-boarded his ship 30 seconds later and warped off completely oblivious to the fact that he wasn't SUPPOSED to get back in his ship
OMG that's the most sensible explanation in here.. And it hurts my head.
ahh my head just imploded
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Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.22 04:08:00 -
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Originally by: 5higsy
Tactical Facepalm.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.05.22 04:21:00 -
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and keep the ship locked until the guy piloting it comes back 
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Jogvan
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.05.22 04:36:00 -
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Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
and keep the ship locked until the guy piloting it comes back
Unfortunately that doesn't stop the owner from boarding his own ship again 
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2009.05.22 04:37:00 -
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Originally by: Jogvan
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
and keep the ship locked until the guy piloting it comes back
Unfortunately that doesn't stop the owner from boarding his own ship again
hide the keys?
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NotNowKato
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.05.22 05:03:00 -
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 rofl, that was funnies when I heard on vent, "ummm the domi is warping away, wtf?"
He came back into system today but was a bit more conservative in his low-sec endeavors.
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oodin
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.05.22 05:25:00 -
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i wanna give that noob isk for poooowning you guys 
go go noobs
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Father Yarrr
Church of Yarrr
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Posted - 2009.05.22 05:30:00 -
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OMG your mates owe you a Domi. its that simple
You die for your corp. I'll be the one killing you for mine. |
Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.22 05:34:00 -
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Originally by: Father Yarrr
OMG your mates owe you a Domi. its that simple
No. He will forever have mocking rights on them for their failure, it's worth way more than a domi. 
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Father Yarrr
Church of Yarrr
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Posted - 2009.05.22 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Father Yarrr
OMG your mates owe you a Domi. its that simple
No. He will forever have mocking rights on them for their failure, it's worth way more than a domi.
true enough
You die for your corp. I'll be the one killing you for mine. |
Ja'kar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.05.22 09:27:00 -
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can we have his name?
MAFIA Website
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KillSol
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Posted - 2009.05.22 11:08:00 -
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10/10 for the n00b pilot!
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K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House
BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2009.05.22 11:11:00 -
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"hey man whyd you let the hauler get out of your point range >.< did you forget overloading or something... fail"
"hey remember that time you left the domi in the belt while i come back to pick it up and it was gone"
"..........................."
theres always a good side
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K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House
BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2009.05.22 11:19:00 -
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Edited by: K1RTH G3RS3N on 22/05/2009 11:19:37
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Father Yarrr
OMG your mates owe you a Domi. its that simple
No. He will forever have mocking rights on them for their failure, it's worth way more than a domi.
hey misanth reackon anyone in your corp/alliance would be interested in buying a pilgrim? i have it near where youre based..
excuse hijack op >.<
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Daff Punk
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.05.22 11:28:00 -
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Edited by: Daff Punk on 22/05/2009 11:28:05
Originally by: 5higsy
Tactical Facepalm.
Edit: Snypah!
Lark for CSM! |
Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.22 11:42:00 -
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Originally by: K1RTH G3RS3N
hey misanth reackon anyone in your corp/alliance would be interested in buying a pilgrim? i have it near where youre based..
excuse hijack op >.<
I saw Ava ask in local, she got a response just seconds after she disappeared, one guy seemed interested. I've got no clue tho, you can always come back and ask later. Just don't expect to walk out alive.
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K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House
BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: K1RTH G3RS3N
hey misanth reackon anyone in your corp/alliance would be interested in buying a pilgrim? i have it near where youre based..
excuse hijack op >.<
I saw Ava ask in local, she got a response just seconds after she disappeared, one guy seemed interested. I've got no clue tho, you can always come back and ask later. Just don't expect to walk out alive.
well im not around there atm anyway. last time i was in there was fighting a rebellion blob, came out alive just fine.... just, lol. pirating attracting me back to low-sec again as usual
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Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:05:00 -
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I'm not there much either, just got stuck with these damn recent gate and overview bugs. WTB working gates, and WTB ships that is visible on overview kthxplx. At least got my Arazu back after losing it to an invisible Sleipnir.
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Kage Toshimado
Gallente
The Logistical Nightmare
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:11:00 -
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I enjoyed that. I am wondering what made him think to hop back into his ship as well. Here is to hoping the Domi pilot will see this thread and post.
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K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House
BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
I'm not there much either, just got stuck with these damn recent gate and overview bugs. WTB working gates, and WTB ships that is visible on overview kthxplx. At least got my Arazu back after losing it to an invisible Sleipnir.
ahhh so its not just my crappy computer then... cov-ops sleipner ftw eh... maybe its a new feature. myself and a friend of mine were roaming in a couple pilgrims last night, went to a belt, uncloaked, tackled, launch drones... he couldnt see me i couldnt see him. just 10 drones orbiting target. wonder if said target couldnt see us either. true story
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Larkonis TrassIer
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.05.23 02:00:00 -
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BREAKING NEWS:
Additional Fail tonight when a Proteus jumped into our camp. Our HIC missed it because he didn't have strategic cruisers visable on his overview (Seems to happen after every new ship class is introduced).
n1n1
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Avaricia
The Accursed
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Posted - 2009.05.23 02:36:00 -
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Edited by: Avaricia on 23/05/2009 02:38:27
Originally by: Jogvan
... find a 3 months old character ratting in a dominix. We quickly get people on the scene ...
humor me, how many people exactly do you need for a 3 month old dominix? one? two if you're smartbombing the pod?
oh, and yea, that guy is awesome. he deserves his ship for that little maneuver.
JOIN THE ACCURSED! |
Vaden Khale
Amarr
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.05.23 02:37:00 -
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Props to Neos for pointing out their own fail stories. These are hilarious. Btw, what was with the ass kicking of the corp that shall not be mentioned? I mean, even numbers from the looks of it, 4 losses to 14 kills in a straight up brawl. That's what the KB looks like, at least. Any comment?
On a related note, I'm visiting family so they can't block me from viewing their KB (again). \o/
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Father Yarrr
Church of Yarrr
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Posted - 2009.05.23 02:44:00 -
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Originally by: Avaricia
Edited by: Avaricia on 23/05/2009 02:38:27
Originally by: Jogvan
... find a 3 months old character ratting in a dominix. We quickly get people on the scene ...
humor me, how many people exactly do you need for a 3 month old dominix? one? two if you're smartbombing the pod?
oh, and yea, that guy is awesome. he deserves his ship for that little maneuver.
your answer kind sir is as many as you can muster before he pops
You die for your corp. I'll be the one killing you for mine. |
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Avaricia
The Accursed
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Posted - 2009.05.23 02:49:00 -
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Edited by: Avaricia on 23/05/2009 02:49:50
Originally by: Father Yarrr
Originally by: Avaricia
Edited by: Avaricia on 23/05/2009 02:38:27
Originally by: Jogvan
... find a 3 months old character ratting in a dominix. We quickly get people on the scene ...
humor me, how many people exactly do you need for a 3 month old dominix? one? two if you're smartbombing the pod?
oh, and yea, that guy is awesome. he deserves his ship for that little maneuver.
your answer kind sir is as many as you can muster before he pops
oh i see, splitting loot 2 dozen ways = hella profit, then. gotcha.
JOIN THE ACCURSED! |
Agent Known
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.05.23 02:50:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
BREAKING NEWS:
Additional Fail tonight when a Proteus jumped into our camp. Our HIC missed it because he didn't have strategic cruisers visable on his overview (Seems to happen after every new ship class is introduced).
n1n1
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Disunia Vertas
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Posted - 2009.05.23 03:13:00 -
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At least you can always pick on a training corp.
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Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.23 06:48:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
BREAKING NEWS:
Additional Fail tonight when a Proteus jumped into our camp. Our HIC missed it because he didn't have strategic cruisers visable on his overview (Seems to happen after every new ship class is introduced).
n1n1
That's been around for like, forever? Very first thing you do after a patch is to undock and verify that your overview settings are up to date. 
Can't think of much more failure than that, beats the Domi by alot.
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.05.23 06:53:00 -
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Ha, fail is good
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gwnorth
Caldari
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.05.23 13:22:00 -
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you guys incorporating this into your recruitment methods?
"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being epic, how would you rate your fail level?"
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.23 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: gwnorth
you guys incorporating this into your recruitment methods?
"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being epic, how would you rate your fail level?"
Can i use factorials?
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.23 18:13:00 -
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Originally by: gwnorth
you guys incorporating this into your recruitment methods?
"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being epic, how would you rate your fail level?"
Actually, in my eyes, this thread just made them look alot more cool.
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Ta'jek
Angels Of Death EVE
Free Worlds Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.23 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: gwnorth
you guys incorporating this into your recruitment methods?
"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being epic, how would you rate your fail level?"
Actually, in my eyes, this thread just made them look alot more cool.
agreed got to respect a group that can laugh at their own mistakes and not take the game to seriously
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Bestofworst
Gallente
Double Eagle Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.23 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: Ta'jek
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: gwnorth
you guys incorporating this into your recruitment methods?
"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being epic, how would you rate your fail level?"
Actually, in my eyes, this thread just made them look alot more cool.
agreed got to respect a group that can laugh at their own mistakes and not take the game to seriously
It's a plot to let your guard down ratting in your domis!
Great job on that domi pilot, I would have just self destructed / melted mods but he did it pro.
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Shiroi Okami
Gallente
EVE Defence Initiative
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Posted - 2009.05.24 07:03:00 -
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I lol'd hard.
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Jogvan
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.05.24 09:19:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: gwnorth
you guys incorporating this into your recruitment methods?
"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being epic, how would you rate your fail level?"
Actually, in my eyes, this thread just made them look alot more cool.
Dont think he was being entirely serious with that post, if he was we better have a chat with vill
Also on the daily fail updates one of our pilots managed to lose a hyp to vexor + sentry guns, the killmail editing team has been sent to work
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.24 10:59:00 -
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If you cant laugh at yourself you can GTFO of smacking others TBH.
Kudos to No Smartsans corp
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oodin
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.05.24 10:59:00 -
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Originally by: Jogvan
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: gwnorth
you guys incorporating this into your recruitment methods?
"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being epic, how would you rate your fail level?"
Actually, in my eyes, this thread just made them look alot more cool.
Dont think he was being entirely serious with that post, if he was we better have a chat with vill
Also on the daily fail updates one of our pilots managed to lose a hyp to vexor + sentry guns, the killmail editing team has been sent to work
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.24 11:03:00 -
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ooh matching post times
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2009.05.24 11:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
ooh matching post times
Awww how sweet.. You 2 should date or something.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.24 11:52:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: Lady Spank
ooh matching post times
Awww how sweet.. You 2 should date or something.
stubble rash no thanx
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.24 13:01:00 -
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Edited by: RedSplat on 24/05/2009 13:01:41
I lost a Hurricane to Sentry guns and Kill2's Vexor once
EDIT: I'm doing it right, right?
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.24 15:41:00 -
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celebrity namedropping, so shameful.
I think Tsaya shot me in her rifter last night.
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ctttttttt
Caldari
Viper Squad
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.05.24 20:32:00 -
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now thats freaking clever!!!
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Elise Randolph
Foundation
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Posted - 2009.05.24 23:16:00 -
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Good story, would read again.
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Gavin Darklighter
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.05.25 02:43:00 -
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Edited by: Gavin Darklighter on 25/05/2009 02:44:42
Reminds me of an officer fit moros we took out a long time ago when I was in OSNAP.
He ejected and we had a pilot in-route to snag it, but the dude ended up re-boarding. He sat right outside the ship for like 5min and no one had the bright idea to pod him. At least we killed him after he got back in though, and got some of the juicy lewt as well. Still, epic face-palm on that one. Also a face-palm on my part as I sat right next to him at 0 speed in my Rupture before he ejected, with predictable results.
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Boris Butterfield
Royal Hiigaran Navy
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.05.25 10:59:00 -
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Um so where is the story about how I reboard 2 more unfit bs after that domi. Come man you even followed me 2 jumps to get the last one. :( |
Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.25 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
If you cant laugh at yourself you can GTFO of smacking others TBH.
Kudos to No Smartsans corp
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ShadowDraqon
The Quantum Company
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Posted - 2009.05.25 14:49:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: MrChook
OK, I'm sitting here wondering if the guy knows what he did... for example, did you tell him to eject to save his pod and that you were going to take the ship?
Maybe he just thought you wanted him to eject for LOLs... so he ejected, then re-boarded his ship 30 seconds later and warped off completely oblivious to the fact that he wasn't SUPPOSED to get back in his ship
OMG that's the most sensible explanation in here.. And it hurts my head.
ahh my head just imploded
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari
Royal Hiigaran Navy
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.05.25 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: Boris Butterfield
Um so where is the story about how I reboard 2 more unfit bs after that domi. Come man you even followed me 2 jumps to get the last one. :(
Yeah... exactly why did you lose 4 bs in 15 minutes. 3 of them unfitted to a smallish camp?
I figured you were just in one of your drunken "i don't care anymore" moods. Either that or quitting eve. You should have given them to me! = ) |
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