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Attrezzo Pox
Amarr
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:03:00 -
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YEAH I SAID IT!
We've all been guilty of the occasional minmatar joke. Any thoughts on the racist eve world? Any RPs out there willing to comment on such a racy topic. (pun partially intended)
There's nothing wrong with a little Amarr pride after all. We are the most powerful race in all of New Eden after all. All of our ships are gilded for a reason. Can't argue with proper living, and good honest worship.
On the other hand, I personally hate those slave-reject, garbage loving, minmatar. If I had my way they'd all be back where they belong. On my property outside of Amarr tending to my fields and doings. Just look at the ships they've designed! Look like the trash they're built out of and designed to run away as quickly as possible. And Projectile guns! What barbarians! What a disgrace! They're just as likely to point a laser into their face as at the enemy. Which I can say is an absolute blessing. Thank the Gods they weren't given enough intelligence to be a threat.
What about those Gallentee? Those long-haired hippies! Peace, love, and science, if they were so good at thinking why don't they think about the blasphemy that's bound to damn them.
The only ones worth saving are the Caldari. Traditional Military culture, proud traditions, a strong force undeniably. My ONLY qualm with them is their lack of faith but that can be overlooked.
What say you?
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Bestofworst
Gallente
Double Eagle Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:06:00 -
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Umm..
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Illwill Bill
Svea Rike
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:09:00 -
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Being as ugly as you are (Amarr), I understand that you need to fly around in gigantic phallus symbols to boost your egos.
 Originally by: CCP Zulupark
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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SupaKudoRio
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:09:00 -
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Wrong board. The IC one is -> that way.
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Attrezzo Pox
Amarr
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Illwill Bill
Being as ugly as you are (Amarr), I understand that you need to fly around in gigantic phallus symbols to boost your egos.
Being as androgynous as you are I don't know whether to take that as a come on or an insult. Hence my problem.
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Bestofworst
Gallente
Double Eagle Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Attrezzo Pox
Originally by: Illwill Bill
Being as ugly as you are (Amarr), I understand that you need to fly around in gigantic phallus symbols to boost your egos.
Being as androgynous as you are I don't know whether to take that as a come on or an insult. Hence my problem.
I don't know about you, but both of you have Bald avatars that look very similar.
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Illwill Bill
Being as ugly as you are (Amarr), I understand that you need to fly around in gigantic phallus symbols to boost your egos.
Wrong race dude
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Attrezzo Pox
Amarr
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:13:00 -
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Originally by: SupaKudoRio
Wrong board. The IC one is -> that way.
eh well I was kinda aiming for more of a in-game/out of game analysis. Do you think it's "wrong". Do you tell any jokes. Is this too complicated to think about.
I'm guessing most posts will be along the lines of "hey man I just want to shoot something" but I wonder if Non-Role-playing players are into the whole "I'm an A so I have to hate B" thing.
It's obvious that some really good jokes can come of it. Any fleet ops that went bad because some guy made a minmatar joke with the minmatar FC in chat?
Anyhow, that's what I'm aiming for... just to clarify.
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SupaKudoRio
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:16:00 -
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Edited by: SupaKudoRio on 21/05/2009 21:18:48
Ah, well, in that case fire away. 
IMO it's fun to throw an IC racist joke or two at times. Not a good idea within earshot of an RPer though, they'll declare you a mortal enemy or something.  I don't particularly hate any race though (but I do hate all agents; smarmy halfwits...).
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Imertu Solientai
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:19:00 -
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You want a wig to go on that bald head of yours? WTS Wig - only 99999 isk.
CLEAR SKIES 2 IS OUT!
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Attrezzo Pox
Amarr
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:27:00 -
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Originally by: Imertu Solientai
You want a wig to go on that bald head of yours? WTS Wig - only 99999 isk.
I wouldn't buy a galentee wig of child-molestache hair if my eternal soul depended on it. I can't see how you can charge so much for something you have so much of. Basic supply and demand! Shows why your trade skills are less than par. Maybe you're spending far to much time in the mercoxit cloud. It makes your hair grow longer and your brain zany.
No you can keep your hair. I have more important things to spend my time (and isk) with.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.21 21:27:00 -
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Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 21/05/2009 21:30:42
Originally by: SupaKudoRio
Edited by: SupaKudoRio on 21/05/2009 21:18:48
Ah, well, in that case fire away.
IMO it's fun to throw an IC racist joke or two at times. Not a good idea within earshot of an RPer though, they'll declare you a mortal enemy or something. I don't particularly hate any race though (but I do hate all agents; smarmy halfwits...).
Its always funny to bait the hoodie-heads, the minmatards and the calamari. I usually go for the **** angle as I deliver x-rated holoreels in my spare time.
The amarr prefer the softcore Gallente stuff except for a real small minority who want hardcore S&M matari slave **** (This stuff pays really well, just not often).
The minmatar are only really interested in minmatar ****. Types vary all over the map but softcore does very badly. The more tattoed the better it sells usually. I'm not up on my Minmatar history so I'm not sure where that goes.
The calamari prefer the 'historic' hardcore Gallente stuff. With gallente actors portraying Calamari heros and ******es during the occupation and somehow evading the Gallente captors. Dash in some sex in the middle and you've got a winner in most caldari space.
But to get back on subject, in game racism is both fun and profitable.
EDIT: Wow...I knew about Papa Oscar Romeo November being censored, but you can't spell ******e without Hotel Echo Romeo Oscar India November...
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
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Trathen
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:09:00 -
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Yes, regurgitating the lore in a mocking manner takes a lot of talent. Or you could do like you see in the joke threads and tell a real racist joke but substitute ****** with Matari. That's even more clever. 
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Adeline Grey
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:09:00 -
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Caladri are carebearing scum.
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Edd Duck
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:26:00 -
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Amarr faction war was the most racist group of people I have ever met. Left after a day, some of the stuff was very offensive and totally unnecessary. I felt bad for any non-white people listening in (and probably keeping quiet) on eve voice.
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Discrodia
Gallente
Guild Navy
Guild Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:30:00 -
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Thank you OP for making me spew seltzer all over my monitor....
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Sumelar
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:36:00 -
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Originally by: Attrezzo Pox
There's nothing wrong with a little Amarr pride after all. We are the most powerful race in all of New Eden after all. All of our ships are gilded for a reason. Can't argue with proper living, and good honest worship.
Thats why a single Jove ship destroyed your fleet right?
And the Gallente hippies beat your @$$ too.
And your slaves even managed to knock you on your butt too.
Or that you needed a superweapon no one else had ever heard of to save yourselves.
Originally by: Attrezzo Pox
good honest worship.
their lack of faith but that can be overlooked.
Gotta love hypocrites.
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Armoured C
Gallente
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:36:00 -
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here a joke
caldari
ooh boy i crack myself up
if you buy eve in a box from my game store i will give you isk (GAME , parkgate rotherham)
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:36:00 -
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Originally by: Armoured C
here a joke
caldari
ooh boy i crack myself up
That was awesome
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Nooma K'Larr
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Edd Duck
Amarr faction war was the most racist group of people I have ever met. Left after a day, some of the stuff was very offensive and totally unnecessary. I felt bad for any non-white people listening in (and probably keeping quiet) on eve voice.
Because the Minmitar are of various color doesn't bother us. We are more than the sum of our parts. Now if the religious Amarr cant see past it, it's because they are always hiding behind their self-righteous hoods. Blinded by their delusional religion.
BTW, I enjoy feeding Amarr corpses to slave-hounds. Rather poetic in a sense.
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Cors
It's A Trap
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:45:00 -
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You could take all the people on the planet, interbreed us till we're all the same visually, our colors, bone structures, height, weight, all speak only the same language, put us all under the same goverment and so on.. completely merge everything that makes us different, and we'd STILL be resentful/envious of someone else. Religion, location, social class, income level..lefties vs righties... male vs female.
There will always be divisions in the human society. YOUR job as an individual is to limit your racist emotions, thoughts, acts.
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Trader20
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Posted - 2009.05.21 22:51:00 -
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Edited by: Trader20 on 21/05/2009 22:51:15
Wrong forum
also racism is funny
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Lilla Kharn
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.05.21 23:42:00 -
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Minmatar are meant to be our slaves. Line up.
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"Only the dead have seen the end of war" - Plato
Black Ops fuel equation
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Typhado3
Minmatar
Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.05.22 01:39:00 -
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glasses > robot parots > hoods > traps and manboobs (just pick one gender per person u fracken gallente)
Also get back under your hood amarrian, u'r uglyness is burning my eyes.
ccp fix mining agent missions % pls
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ThaDollaGenerale
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.05.22 03:43:00 -
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So far today you've wasted my time with two threads today. Care to make it a hat-trick?
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Lui Kai
Heavy Influence
Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.22 04:28:00 -
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I put on my wizard robe and hat.
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Creepin
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Posted - 2009.05.22 04:41:00 -
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Edited by: Creepin on 22/05/2009 04:42:17
oops, gotta learn to read whole topic before posting :)
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Drae Fokker
Caldari
Dark Nebula Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.22 06:35:00 -
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As proud as I am to be Caldari, I have to say this thread is going to devolve into the typical Gallente-CAldari Circle Jerk.
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.22 06:43:00 -
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Originally by: Drae Fokker
As proud as I am to be Caldari, I have to say this thread is going to devolve into the typical Gallente-CAldari Circle Jerk.
OH NO IT WON'T YOU IMPERIALIST ****ER!
brb frogs
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Neo Omni
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.22 06:46:00 -
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Originally by: Drae Fokker
As proud as I am to be Caldari, I have to say this thread is going to devolve into the typical Gallente-CAldari Circle Jerk.
Well, as long as you're the pit, it's ok with me.
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