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Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.05 09:11:00 - [211] Laughing at the harb dropping skittles.
Le Soltueur Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.06.05 13:19:00 - [212] Originally by: Liitar Oh cool, another of the CEO's alts found thanks to that veto thread - no two people can spell "haveing" that way. I am having flashbacks to the chronicles of george. And ROLFSAUCE at dyslexia - that is totally different to not being able to spell, look it up ZOMG... Chronicles of George! "Havening..." facepalms and chuckles for the rest of the day
Bklyn 1	Posted - 2009.06.05 15:16:00 - [213] This thread is awesome. I love how CEO is into it now too. In the logs he tries to dissuade Zed from the dec, then he comes on here saying he was actually using reverse psychology - EPIC. Then he goes on to say he wont be posting anymore and of course keeps posting. Keep it up guys - this is great! Best thread I've seen in years. Come on ThGuy - you are all that is missing. Please post!
Jetheth Eth'ro Caldari Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.06.05 15:33:00 - [214] Ah, dang. I logged about 5 minutes before Zedrik came back on from what a friend was telling me. I'm hungry for a kill.. I've been searching routes between all the trade hubs, their old spots over by the eve-gate, and I can't seem to catch anybody, Zedrik gets all the luck I know where I can find them, but every time I go over there it seems they end up attempting to camp me into a station, until local pirates show up and they all dock or run, haha.
RoCkEt X Caldari The Order of Chivalry	Posted - 2009.06.05 15:39:00 - [215] the rocker? sounds a bit... haxors the censoring G*Y. (as it was me who killed the harb, i'm making the leap and assuming it refers to me) and please, i'm not a local; thats a hell of an accusation. we're supposed to be civil in this board remember :D; so no insults. i killed the drake before i killed the harb, but u never shot the drake, so ur not on km, after that they bailed. killing these guys is like killing NPC's, except npcs have better bounty and better loot. and i just showed up because i was bored and they started smacking me. unlucky for them i'm not going anywhere soon :) -RX
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.06.05 15:40:00 - [216] Originally by: Jetheth Eth'ro Ah, dang. I logged about 5 minutes before Zedrik came back on from what a friend was telling me. I'm hungry for a kill.. I've been searching routes between all the trade hubs, their old spots over by the eve-gate, and I can't seem to catch anybody, Zedrik gets all the luck I know where I can find them, but every time I go over there it seems they end up attempting to camp me into a station, until local pirates show up and they all dock or run, haha. You'll get one. I've frankly been getting lucky just finding people...I'm completely in the wrong area of space to have access to locator agents . And charging into the teeth of their lowsec is going to become less and less effective. Mind you, as long as they keep mining and hauling during the war, we will probably keep getting lucky. -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.06.05 15:46:00 - [217] Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 05/06/2009 15:49:03 Originally by: RoCkEt X the rocker? sounds a bit... haxors the censoring GY. (as it was me who killed the harb, i'm making the leap and assuming it refers to me) and please, i'm not a local; thats a hell of an accusation. we're supposed to be civil in this board remember :D; so no insults. i killed the drake before i killed the harb, but u never shot the drake, so ur not on km, after that they bailed. killing these guys is like killing NPC's, except npcs have better bounty and better loot. and i just showed up because i was bored and they started smacking me. unlucky for them i'm not going anywhere soon :) -RX I'm sorry for offending you, although apparently the local pirate populace has taken a liking to my corpmate. I'm still not sure of who the players are around the area. At any rate, good luck. If you'd like to hop corp temporarily to avoid those security hits give a shout..I'm getting my corporation management skills up as we speak. I currently only have the one headquarters in Balle of all places...Didn't know that when you created the corp, it set your HQ to the station you are residing in* One day I might turn into a real CEO. For now I'm just winging it. (Heck, I might just have to start bringing some other ships over to this place. The one cruiser, hauler, and cov-ops may not cut it anymore)
Uriel Kharan Caldari RobCorp	Posted - 2009.06.05 15:47:00 - [218] Just change your HQ location, it's pretty easy. And best of luck to you Zedrick, it's been a great read so far.
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.06.05 15:54:00 - [219] Originally by: Uriel Kharan Just change your HQ location, it's pretty easy. And best of luck to you Zedrick, it's been a great read so far. I'll have to admit, I had to ask Solty where the corporation's bills were so I could pay them. . So it might be easy, the hard part would be finding the button...I'll dig around for it later and make my HQ closer to the war front in case folks want to wander over.
Uriel Kharan Caldari RobCorp	Posted - 2009.06.05 15:59:00 - [220] Edited by: Uriel Kharan on 05/06/2009 15:59:49 Bottom right hand corner when you're docked, "Change HQ location" or something like that :) Edit: It reads "Move HQ Here"

Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.05 16:47:00 - [221] Zed, you're welcome to hit me up for locator agents anytime I'm online. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Bad Harlequin Minmatar	Posted - 2009.06.05 16:56:00 - [222] Originally by: testickleme edit ps. i cant believe i read the entire wall of text but after the first paragraph i was addicted ^ also, whatever he's smoking, not only DO NOT WANT but will make sure to be upwind from it at all times. I like how he turns into The Professor. There's probably a proper name for this psych response, when someone realizes they've screwed up, and paint themselves as the calm, mature, rational actor in the situation... and anyone they're in conflict with must therefore be "angry," "emotional," "upset," "immature," etc.
RedSplat Heretic Army	Posted - 2009.06.05 17:10:00 - [223] I don't remember reading past the second page.. Anyone care to summarize?
Gavin DeVries	Posted - 2009.06.05 17:20:00 - [224] Originally by: Awesome Possum Zed, you're welcome to hit me up for locator agents anytime I'm online. Same here. I happen to be running missions for a locator agent right now, grinding standings for that corp, so it's very easy to check.
I like'cake	Posted - 2009.06.05 17:54:00 - [225] Zed if you can mail me the details to I Like'Cake of where everything is happening (Sorry to lazy to actually dig for some information) some friends and myself may be inclined to bring over a carrier or 4 with our own support fleet to help spank these monkies. 'Cake BTW this is an alt
Celestius al'Rhaytian	Posted - 2009.06.05 18:10:00 - [226] Edited by: Celestius al''Rhaytian on 05/06/2009 18:14:42 Jeth man I hate to break it to you but there are no Pirates in that area. Except the Coalition who are all blue. You Zedrick and about 3 other people are the only reds and wt's + the Other allience we just war-dec because you all are no fun to play with since all you do is dock up and run when people try to fight you. But yea. We don't run from you (you run from "us" and dock up) no-one likes to camp a puss* in a station. So we get bored and leave. That's it. If you want to fight then fight were still waiting. And Zed that was me in the Vengeance. I forgot to hit my scrambler So its completely my fault you got away that time. But don't worry it wont happen again. And you left all your Drones as well. I like Cake, Birng your carrier Man I need something for My dreadnaught to kill anyway.
Sytoru Hiroshyma SkillzKillz	Posted - 2009.06.05 18:19:00 - [227] Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian Edited by: Celestius al''Rhaytian on 05/06/2009 18:14:42 And you left all your Drones as well. Oh noez! How will Zed recover after such a devastating loss? I fear that this fact alone may end the war. Seriously, the more I read this the more I feel like hauling ass over there and grabbing a couple of toys on the way. I've got too much sec. status anyway.
Tarkin Blackflame	Posted - 2009.06.05 18:32:00 - [228] Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian Edited by: Celestius al''Rhaytian on 05/06/2009 18:14:42 I like Cake, Birng your carrier Man I need something for My dreadnaught to kill anyway. Got to love the 1up game. Next hell be treating to bring his Titans down to destroy everyone. I've been following this tread from the start. Have to stay there is so much reverse talk and snobbery from Celestius it takes all my will to keep from busting up laughing at work. Keep up the good work Zed, give them hell.
Xathytoz Gallente Roswell Project Victimz	Posted - 2009.06.05 18:37:00 - [229] Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian Edited by: Celestius al''Rhaytian on 05/06/2009 18:14:42...there are no Pirates in that area. And there are no goons in Delve... uhm... Damn, from the attention it caused the CEO and his coalition might be lucky cuz so many ppl will be in the area soon and kill each other off cuz of boredom. lol
Jetheth Eth'ro Caldari Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.06.05 18:58:00 - [230] Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian Edited by: Celestius al''Rhaytian on 05/06/2009 18:14:42 Jeth man I hate to break it to you but there are no Pirates in that area. Except the Coalition who are all blue. You Zedrick and about 3 other people are the only reds and wt's + the Other allience we just war-dec because you all are no fun to play with since all you do is dock up and run when people try to fight you. But yea. We don't run from you (you run from "us" and dock up) no-one likes to camp a puss* in a station. So we get bored and leave. That's it. If you want to fight then fight were still waiting. I like Cake, Birng your carrier Man I need something for My dreadnaught to kill anyway. Of course I dock when I see 10 WT's jump into the system and I'm in a Merlin. Why would I undock? I haven't even seen you even once yet CEO, so I don't believe you have much room to talk about running or hiding. Oh, BTW, I assisted in my first WT kill today! Thanks Rocket 156 M in damage, about 40 M of it dropped. Rocket got some nice salvage from it too. ( it was a Pilgrim )

Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.06.05 19:03:00 - [231] Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 05/06/2009 19:04:56 Originally by: RedSplat I don't remember reading past the second page.. Anyone care to summarize? Okay..for those of you who are too lazy to read everything: Cast of Characters: Zedrik Cayne: Me! CEO: The ceo of our target corporation who has outed himself as Celestius al'Rhaytian. CEO Corpies: The chorus of other guys in CEO's corp. Defense Guy: The head of their defense force. ThGuy: The original can baiter who got blown up by the Iteron of Doom (tm). C&P: The rest of y'all who are eating popcorn. ThGuy > Hey, how come you blew me up? Can I please have my stuff back? Me > No. The pretty launchers will look good on my rifter. ThGuy > Whine. ThGuy sends a contract to me. Asking for 5 mil for 'reimbursement'. Me > You've got to be kidding. ThGuy > I'm a gonna get someone to kill you, 500 mil! Me > Enjoy your wardec. Later: ThGuy > I was joking, are you joking? This is stupid, I'll just join an NPC corp..nyeah nyeah nyeah. Me > See you later. ThGuy > Its pointless to wardec me, are you stupid? Even further later: ThGuy > You're getting your alts to harass me! I thought this was over but you've brought this on yourself. C&P > HA HA MOAR! ThGuy jumps corp..back not to an NPC corp, but back to the one he was in just before, heads back to their lowsec near the Eve Wormhole. So I have a chat with Defense Guy their defense coordinator. Defense Guy > Sup? Me > Yeah, I'm going to be declaring war soon. I'm not planning on blowing up most anyone else unless there's problems. Defense Guy > Well, we're in this lowsec you see and we're allied with a couple alliances so it might go hard on you. Me > No problem, have a good one. And a bit later with CEO and ThGuy. CEO > Hi, we don't operate in highsec, live in 3 alliance lowsec, have a billion guys behind us and my pvp guys have been chomping at the bit for action. ThGuy > Look, I'll pay you to shut up. You posted the chat logs, not cool. Me > Okay, I'll leave your nub miners and stuff alone. We'll see you out there. C&P > Ah Zed, you're too nice. Rawr..Moar..Rabble. Now, war's going to go live...and they've all moved 30 jumps out to Nikh. So I hop and go. When I arrive. ThGuy > HA HA! I'm not undocking. And I've created a new alt and am flying around Jita right now (whee!) Neener Neener Neener. At this point. Let's take the safeties off the war. Ooops.. Someone was autopiloting to their new home. SPLAT POD And then I go visit their new home looking for the pos they might have put up. CEO Corpies > Hey, where are you...chicken..bawk bawk bawk. CEO > You're ***ing my mining director off...ruining his op. CEO > Hey, how come you don't fight? Me > Er, I'm kind of unarmed right now... So, I go and arm my covops and discover another of their guys autopiloting in a hauler, full of blueprints (copies for ships, originals for rigs) SPLAT* POD YOINK! CEO > That's the last hauler you'll kill. CEO > And why you picking on my newbies? Me > Er, your guy mouthed off in local. CEO > The alliance will follow you everywhere..gank you if necessary...RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE. At which point, CEO actually gets into a forum conversation with all y'all. CEO > We wanted this war, manipulated him into it. C&P > LAWL! CEO > I've got an IQ of 140. C&P > Snork! CEO > I'm Dr. Phil! C&P > /me dies laughing So, I go to fence the blueprints in Jita...killing a retreiver on the way with my newly armed helios. And eventually head into their little den..manage to peel off an arbitrator. CEO > One of my alts was there..you would not have survived if I had remembered to turn on my scrambler! C&P > LAWL! And a bit further: Jetheth> I got a kill! Yeah! And that brings us up to date. Sorry for the long TL;DR...but there are an awful lot of pages to summarize. (Events may not have happened in the exact order portrayed and an awful lot of stuff was cut and or paraphrased, read the whole thread for real lulz you lazy bums) EDIT: to add Jet's kill.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.05 19:04:00 - [232] Originally by: Gavin DeVries Originally by: Awesome Possum Zed, you're welcome to hit me up for locator agents anytime I'm online. Same here. I happen to be running missions for a locator agent right now, grinding standings for that corp, so it's very easy to check. This goes for me too ♥
RedSplat Heretic Army	Posted - 2009.06.05 19:10:00 - [233] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Okay..for those of you who are too lazy to read everything: Cheers. Originally by: CCP Mitnal I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting. Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
Cant See'My'Face	Posted - 2009.06.05 19:29:00 - [234] Originally by: RedSplat Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Okay..for those of you who are too lazy to read everything: Cheers. Seconded
Xianbei	Posted - 2009.06.05 20:09:00 - [235] Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian ...I just wish you'd actually un-dock and fight us sometimes... 1 guy vs 1500 (claimed) and you wonder why he is using guerrilla tactics ? oh and complaining about not having honor ? in MY eve ? your tears are more salty and juicy than Xercia's
Miney Prospector Caldari Carebears with Guns	Posted - 2009.06.05 20:11:00 - [236] Time to start mining these guys like veldspar. I am making the corp jump today for the weekend lulz. Corp ap in the mail. I'm not saying anything, I'm just sayin'
Kage Toshimado Gallente The Logistical Nightmare	Posted - 2009.06.05 20:18:00 - [237] SPLAT POD YOINK!
Xianbei	Posted - 2009.06.05 20:19:00 - [238] Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian For your information his intention was to get us wardecked by this guy because his rep was he was a stand up pvper. this is absolutely classic /thread is complete /wardec doesn't have a K seeing as its a shortened form of war declaration
Jetheth Eth'ro Caldari Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.06.05 20:20:00 - [239] \o/ 2nd kill, We caught a Rokh ratting. ________________________________________________ Zedrik Cayne: We're not outnumbered, its just a target-rich environment.
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.06.05 20:21:00 - [240] Originally by: Xianbei Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian ...I just wish you'd actually un-dock and fight us sometimes... 1 guy vs 1500 (claimed) and you wonder why he is using guerrilla tactics ? oh and complaining about not having honor ? in MY eve ? your tears are more salty and juicy than Xercia's To be fair right now.. There are about 160 people in their alliance (Who knows how many are alts. CEO's admitted to at least one). And I've got..er...2. Nobody that isn't a little white star on a red background has seemed interested in shooting at me (or chasing me much). And people in local seem to be relatively friendly as I wander through. So, our friend CEO may be exaggerating a wee bit. -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.



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