Originally by: TraininVain

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Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian

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Edited by: Celestius al''Rhaytian on 06/06/2009 11:59:31

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Your friend is an idiot.

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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I made you a picture

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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it does get progressively longer.

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Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian

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Wah wah cry cry wah wah

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Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian

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Eh maybe you all are right.

Seems the world is full of backstabbing people. Fortunantly for me my friends are more important then a video game or people on a forum who i'll never meet. and could give a **** less about.

I dont have to do **** I can log off for 3 months and just log on to train my character then start he corp up again in 3 months when no one remembers this.

Bcause this is a game. Not life.

It will take me exactly 2 weeks of recruiting to go from 0 members to 65 strong. and if I continued even more.

But I wont post anymore. because honestly it isnt worth my time. Xerscia will either apologize or he wont.

If he Doesnt I may or may not. Depends on what I feel like after all I have like 3 accounts. Who says I need to be on Celest here? I can just make a corp with an alt. And use him if necisary.

see thats the great thing about eve you corp jump transfer all your junk and poof. New name new CEO character new corp. And no one ever knows. I can always sell celestius also and buy a brand new character with more skill points if I look around.

So many things.....

But yea. Like I said it will be resolved in 24 hours you people do whatever you want cause honestly I dont really give a **** anymore. Its not worth my time.

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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it does get progressively longer.

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Originally by: Queue K'Umber

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It is unseemly when a player, regardless of their occupation(in-game), becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic.

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Originally by: Tildes own

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Edited by: Tildes own on 06/06/2009 13:56:56
Can anyone summarise the last nine pages for a brother? You'll get like... um.. C&P e-cred?

edit; mad props too

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Originally by: Tildes own

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Can anyone summarise the last nine pages for a brother? You'll get like... um.. C&P e-cred?

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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne

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Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 05/06/2009 19:50:42
Okay..for those of you who are too lazy to read everything:

Cast of Characters:

Zedrik Cayne: Me!
CEO: The ceo of our target corporation who has outed himself as Celestius al'Rhaytian.
CEO Corpies: The chorus of other guys in CEO's corp.
Defense Guy: The head of their defense force.
ThGuy: The original can baiter who got blown up by the Iteron of Doom (tm).
C&P: The rest of y'all who are eating popcorn.

ThGuy > Hey, how come you blew me up? Can I please have my stuff back?
Me > No. The pretty launchers will look good on my merlin.
ThGuy > Whine.

ThGuy sends a contract to me. Asking for 5 mil for 'reimbursement'.

Me > You've got to be kidding.
ThGuy > I'm a gonna get someone to kill you, 500 mil!
Me > Enjoy your wardec.

Later:

ThGuy > I was joking, are you joking? This is stupid, I'll just join an NPC corp..nyeah nyeah nyeah.
Me > See you later.
ThGuy > Its pointless to wardec me, are you stupid?

Even further later:

ThGuy > You're getting your alts to harass me! I thought this was over but you've brought this on yourself.
C&P > HA HA MOAR!

ThGuy jumps corp..back not to an NPC corp, but back to the one he was in just before, heads back to their lowsec near the Eve Wormhole. So I have a chat with Defense Guy their defense coordinator.

Defense Guy > Sup?
Me > Yeah, I'm going to be declaring war soon. I'm not planning on blowing up most anyone else unless there's problems.
Defense Guy > Well, we're in this lowsec you see and we're allied with a couple alliances so it might go hard on you.
Me > No problem, have a good one.

And a bit later with CEO and ThGuy.

CEO > Hi, we don't operate in highsec, live in 3 alliance lowsec, have a billion guys behind us and my pvp guys have been chomping at the bit for action.
ThGuy > Look, I'll pay you to shut up. You posted the chat logs, not cool.
Me > Okay, I'll leave your nub miners and stuff alone. We'll see you out there.
C&P > Ah Zed, you're too nice. Rawr..Moar..Rabble.

Now, war's going to go live...and they've all moved 30 jumps out to Nikh. So I hop and go. When I arrive.

ThGuy > HA HA! I'm not undocking. And I've created a new alt and am flying around Jita right now (whee!) Neener Neener Neener.

At this point. Let's take the safeties off the war. Ooops.. Someone was autopiloting to their new home. *SPLAT* *POD*
And then I go visit their new home looking for the pos they might have put up.

CEO Corpies > Hey, where are you...chicken..bawk bawk bawk.
CEO > You're ****ing my mining director off...ruining his op.
CEO > Hey, how come you don't fight?
Me > Er, I'm kind of unarmed right now...

So, I go and arm my covops and discover another of their guys autopiloting in a hauler, full of blueprints (copies for ships, originals for rigs) *SPLAT* *POD* *YOINK!*

CEO > That's the last hauler you'll kill.
CEO > And why you picking on my newbies?
Me > Er, your guy mouthed off in local.
CEO > The alliance will follow you everywhere..gank you if necessary...RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.

At which point, CEO actually gets into a forum conversation with all y'all.

CEO > We wanted this war, manipulated him into it.
C&P > LAWL!
CEO > I've got an IQ of 140.
C&P > Snork!
CEO > I'm Dr. Phil!
C&P > /me dies laughing

So, I go to fence the blueprints in Jita...killing a retreiver on the way with my newly armed helios. And eventually head into their little den..manage to peel off an arbitrator.

CEO > One of my alts was there..you would not have survived if I had remembered to turn on my scrambler!
C&P > LAWL!

And a bit further:

Jetheth> I got a kill! Yeah!

And that brings us up to date. Sorry for the long TL;DR.

Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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it does get progressively longer.

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Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian

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I dont have to do **** I can log off for 3 months and just log on to train my character then start he corp up again in 3 months when no one remembers this.

after all I have like 3 accounts. Who says I need to be on Celest here? I can just make a corp with an alt. And use him if necisary.

see thats the great thing about eve you corp jump transfer all your junk and poof. New name new CEO character new corp. And no one ever knows. I can always sell celestius also and buy a brand new character with more skill points if I look around.

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Originally by: RedSplat

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Edited by: RedSplat on 06/06/2009 13:65:51

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Originally by: Celestius

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It will take me exactly 2 weeks of recruiting to go from 0 members to 65 strong. and if I continued even more.

But I wont post anymore. because honestly it isnt worth my time. Xerscia will either apologize or he wont.

If he Doesnt I may or may not. Depends on what I feel like after all I have like 3 accounts. Who says I need to be on Celest here? I can just make a corp with an alt. And use him if necisary.

see thats the great thing about eve you corp jump transfer all your junk and poof. New name new CEO character new corp. And no one ever knows. I can always sell celestius also and buy a brand new character with more skill points if I look around.

So many things.....

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Originally by: Sophia Truthspeaker

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Originally by: RedSplat

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Edited by: RedSplat on 06/06/2009 13:65:51

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You sure about that?

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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it does get progressively longer.

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Originally by: RedSplat

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Edited by: RedSplat on 06/06/2009 13:45:50
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Originally by: Lady Spank

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I made you a picture

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Win.

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Originally by: RedSplat

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Edited by: RedSplat on 06/06/2009 13:45:50
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Originally by: Lady Spank

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I made you a picture

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Win.

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Double win! I like your style ♥

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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Edited by: Lana Torrin on 32/13/2009 13:44:51

I don't get it.

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Edited by: Lady Spank on 32/13/2999 13:44:51

Originally by: Lana Torrin

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Edited by: Lana Torrin on 32/13/2009 13:44:51

I don't get it.

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I think you do

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Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian

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Some more stuff

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Originally by: Failestius al'Rhaytian

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If you think a game has any effect on whther I fail or not your sadly mistaken my lady. and if it does for you then you have my sencerest condolances because your life and your relaity must be small indeeed.

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Originally by: Failestius al'Rhaytian

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The maybe 30 people on this forum ruining my rep? lol thats a ****ing joke. Please.

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Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian

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Actualy I will reply to this.

If you think a game has any effect on whther I fail or not your sadly mistaken my lady. and if it does for you then you have my sencerest condolances because your life and your relaity must be small indeeed.

As far as my rep goes, lets just say noone gives a **** when you can build titans and everything else in the game :).

I like our allience they are good people and im not leaving them. But so you know in less then 5 minuets I could be in a deep 0.0 alliance (And have had several offers even with this BS going on apparenly Titan and dread builders and indi corps are in short supply in 0.0....)

The maybe 30 people on this forum ruining my rep? lol thats a ****ing joke. Please.

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Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian

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Actually I will reply to this.

If you think a game has any effect on whether I fail or not your sadly mistaken my lady. If it does for you then you have my sincerest condolences because your life and your reality must be small indeed.

As far as my rep goes, lets just say no one gives a **** when you can build titans and everything else in the game :).

I like our alliance they are good people and I'm not leaving them. But^ so you know, in less than 5 minutes I could be in a deep 0.0 alliance (And have had several offers even with this BS going on apparently Titan and dread builders and indi corps are in short supply in 0.0....).

The maybe 30 people on this forum ruining my rep? Lol that's a ****ing joke. Please.

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ThGuy > I do *get* it. I'm just curious why you'd take the mind f*** personally?
CEO > Because thats what happens when you **** with someones mind
CEO > it wouldnt be a mind **** if it wasnt taken personaly 
ThGuy > he has a small mind C.. take it from me.. I've been in and out and in and out of it
ThGuy > tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

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Originally by: Sophia Truthspeaker

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Edited by: Sophia Truthspeaker on 06/06/2009 13:10:43

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CEO > Anyway. zedric doesnt know jack about pvp. he knows how to gank and kill industrials

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I simply love it that the whole thing started with Zed killing a can baiter in an industrial.

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Originally by: Durzel

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Edited by: Durzel on 06/06/2009 15:17:49
Edited by: Durzel on 06/06/2009 15:16:54
Edited by: Durzel on 06/06/2009 15:10:25
Edited by: CCP Mitnal on 01/01/1970 23:59:59

Originally by: Sophia Truthspeaker

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Edited by: Sophia Truthspeaker on 06/06/2009 13:10:43

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CEO > Anyway. zedric doesnt know jack about pvp. he knows how to gank and kill industrials

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I simply love it that the whole thing started with Zed killing a can baiter in an industrial.

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I too love the delicious irony of CEO's statement given the original event that sparked the wardec.

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Originally by: Durzel

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Edited by: Durzel on 06/06/2009 15:17:49
Edited by: Durzel on 06/06/2009 15:16:54
Edited by: Durzel on 06/06/2009 15:10:25
Edited by: CCP Mitnal on 01/01/1970 23:59:59
Edited by: CCP Zymurgist on 01/01/1971 23:59:59

I too love the delicious irony of CEO's statement given the original event that sparked the wardec.

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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it does get progressively longer.

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Originally by: Venetian Tar

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I read the whole thread because it was so awesome.

During this time I ate 2 bowels of Frosties and drunk a glass of milk...

Am I not awesome?

Err, sorry, drifted off topic there for a second..

Good read, hope there are some epic lols around the corner

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