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Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.19 04:51:00 - [61] Oh wow that guy got ****ed off! I hope you podded him.
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.19 07:03:00 - [62] Nancy > what Possum's Alt > u can hav ur tag bak, dint meen 2 tak it [AP: I typed this horribly on purpose ;)] Nancy > ok well im about to get killed Nancy > why Nancy > why do u have too be ***s Possum's Alt > don't shoot salvagers Nancy > i didnt shoot him Possum's Alt > obviously you did, or he wouldn't have been able to shoot you Nancy > he didnt shoot me [He then invites his corpmates in while I ignore this channel.] Nancy > this is my people Corpmate2 > have fun dying when i et ahold of u Corpmate1 > seems you didn't eliminate the witness to back up drucore's story Corpmate1 > i hope CCP bans your asses Corpmate2 > what nothing to sY NOOB CEO > he is afraid to fight\ Zed Jackelope > lol CEO > *t CEO > * CEO > * CEO > ing * Corpmate2 > HABLO ENGLISE CEO > i hate pussies Possum's Alt > so you're gay? Possum's Alt > that's cool CEO > fly safe * Possum's Alt > gay people have great fashion sense Corpmate2 > yeah u want a big up your ass CEO > make sure to stay out in empire CEO > where you are safe CEO > like a * Corpmate1 > pussies are fashion for gang s Corpmate2 > i got the top Corpmate1 > i'll take the back Possum's Alt > guess what, i didn't start, nor end . your moron buddy over there shot at a salvager, salvager came back and beat his ass CEO > just a noobie * i say Possum's Alt > blame Nancy Corpmate2 > blame u face Nancy > didnt shoot him Possum's Alt > you're crying at the wrong guy, go cry at the ninja that actually shot him CEO > you tiefin mission like * that can't do his own Possum's Alt > Nancy, how did he have shoot rights? Possum's Alt > Star, I have 10 standing with the agent here... come again? Corpmate1 > yeah zed you were red on my list so by all means i had shooting rights for you CEO > 000000000000000000 Corpmate1 > you nijaed the can moron Possum's Alt > uh yeah? CEO > you have a 10 standing with one agent Possum's Alt > i took a general tag, want a cookie? CEO > stay our of my corp mission or i will war dec your ass and kill you everyday everwhere i find you Possum's Alt > .... no? no cookie? Corpmate1 > cookie i take all your stuff Corpmate2 > ill take your virginaty *** Corpmate1 > sounds like you're sooooo screwed Corpmate2 > and your sisteras Possum's Alt > Star, let me get this straight. Corpmate2 > neg Possum's Alt > Your corpmate was a moron and shot at someone in SN. the ninja comes back and blows him up. Corpmate2 > neg CEO > STAY OUT OF OUR MISSIONS Possum's Alt > and you're whining at me about it? CEO > get that straight CEO > ninja elsewhere Possum's Alt > lol Possum's Alt > is Pandora your sister? CEO > last time Possum's Alt > so, cupcakes, it was fun but i'm gonna go. if you're going to whine at me, at least wait until i blow up Nancy first. Possum's Alt > tootles ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
ALex Vega Caldari Genesis Rising	Posted - 2009.06.19 11:39:00 - [63] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Tonight, we bring the denoument of the ThGuy/ThCEO story. Full of thrills, chills, and fun. But tonight, its in a different format. Since I've been having issues with cutting the posts up over multiple posts. I'm going to supply a link to my new Blog. Hopefully it reads very well for all of you. It makes it much easier to post. Note, for the forum mods: The post is properly edited and elided as if it were going to be posted right here. So without further waiting: The Denouement. Wheres the fraps! Or did your alt not make it
Nisstyree Chimera Raiders MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2009.06.19 13:06:00 - [64] I am going to share some chatlogs related to violent mining operations. These chatlog hopefully will make you smile as they did for us. The first chatlog is related to a routine commissioned suicide gank related to the locked thread. The victim had a faction shield booster and was quite colorful in letting us know how he felt about the loss. In order to comply with arbitrary forums rule execution, the name of the victim (XXX)and random ppl (YZW...) have been edited: XXX > nice going fnckheaqds XXX > go get coffe and u shoot me Sebasv > get new one Glodde > you owe me isk Sebasv > I have you in addres book now Sebasv > so cya next time XXX > what a bunch of C÷CKS Sebasv > no more free mining XXX > free YYY > did someone say c÷ck? XXX > go get fncked YYY > I think I heard the word c÷ck YYY > lol Gore Axe > woo rude little fella YYY > i wasn't the one who called you a c÷ck Sebasv > you should have A-type next time XXX > plz u **s have nothing better to do Gore Axe > oh c'mon ur going to bump me to death now ? XXX > no im going to bump your mother to death Gore Axe > hehe u goodlookin ? she might like it XXX > and she is going to love it Gore Axe > she probably would XXX > ye gonna bang the fat *** Gore Axe > mmm , where can I pick u up ? Gore Axe > now don't go silent on me Gore Axe > put the pFnis where the words are XXX > im texting the fat thing now hoping she will call her spawn home YYY > you c÷ck niblers Gore Axe > how old are you in fact ? my mom can't have minors XXX > no she has you Gore Axe > yea, and I can have miners ;) XXX > this place was nice till you lot showed up Gore Axe > well you'll be famous , look at the bright side Gore Axe > and you can always petition it ^^ XXX > nha just wardeck u and see how u do Gore Axe > promise ? Gore Axe > no reaction ? big mouth , small pFnis ... I'm starting to think you couldn't satisfy even my mom Gore Axe > anyways bye now, be sure to send me a mail when u get a new one , you're in our fav list now XXX > i hate pirates ZZZ > ahh i can go bk to sleep again now while i mine now the fun is over
Nisstyree Chimera Raiders MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2009.06.19 13:10:00 - [65] Edited by: Nisstyree on 19/06/2009 13:15:35
Le Soltueur Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.06.19 17:13:00 - [66] Hey Possum - we're a bit busy right now, but as soon as contracts clear up, I'll be happy to provide education services to that happy little band of smacktards Hook up with me in game.
Moneyhungryhoe Amarr Dude Where's My Caracal	Posted - 2009.06.20 08:40:00 - [67] Originally by: Awesome Possum Corpmate1 > yeah zed you were red on my list so by all means i had shooting rights for you zed?
Venetian Tar The 0ri Sc0rched Earth	Posted - 2009.06.21 04:12:00 - [68] Wow, the op's posts are worse than mine. (If that's even possible?) ~~~
Lexa Hellfury Heretic Army Heretic Nation	Posted - 2009.06.21 08:59:00 - [69] This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake. Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
Alxea	Posted - 2009.06.22 03:27:00 - [70] [ 2009.05.05 18:18:14 ] Lord XXXXXXX > ok dude.. warp the XXXX to XXXX. [ 2009.05.05 18:18:31 ] DiaXXXXXX > what system? [ 2009.05.05 18:18:36 ] Lord XXXXXXX > aXXXX [ 2009.05.05 18:23:48 ] DiaXXXXXX > u motherfXXXXXX stop it [ 2009.05.05 18:24:06 ] DiaXXXXX > wtf [ 2009.05.05 18:24:10 ] DiaXXXXXX > stop it [ 2009.05.05 18:24:31 ] DiaXXXXXX > what the fXXX [ 2009.05.05 18:24:34 ] DiaXXXXXX > fXXX [ 2009.05.05 18:24:58 ] DiaXXXXXX > u fXXXing aXXholes [ 2009.05.05 18:39:12 ] Alxea > Such language for a whiner whos now with a dead ship and podded. Oh look, I take your corpse now. YARRRR!! [ 2009.05.05 19:05:58 ] ValXXXXX > LOL Is this what your looking for in terms of dealing with it like adults? :D Cus smack talk is just funny. Laughing
Herty The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention	Posted - 2009.06.22 07:48:00 - [71] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake. Some noobs just have way too much isk.
Hinkledolph Amok. Minor Threat.	Posted - 2009.06.22 10:46:00 - [72] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Tonight, we bring the denoument of the ThGuy/ThCEO story. Full of thrills, chills, and fun. But tonight, its in a different format. Since I've been having issues with cutting the posts up over multiple posts. I'm going to supply a link to my new Blog. Hopefully it reads very well for all of you. It makes it much easier to post. Note, for the forum mods: The post is properly edited and elided as if it were going to be posted right here. So without further waiting: The Denouement. In the beginning it was fun story to read but now for some reason it's not anymore (very well written tho).
Skallebank Minmatar Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2009.06.23 06:57:00 - [73] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Tonight, we bring the denoument of the ThGuy/ThCEO story. Full of thrills, chills, and fun. But tonight, its in a different format. Since I've been having issues with cutting the posts up over multiple posts. I'm going to supply a link to my new Blog. Hopefully it reads very well for all of you. It makes it much easier to post. Note, for the forum mods: The post is properly edited and elided as if it were going to be posted right here. So without further waiting: The Denouement. ok I hate to say it , but that story bored me to tears FREEDOM OF SPEECH, WHATS THAT ?
Skallebank Minmatar Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2009.06.23 07:10:00 - [74] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake. lol
kEwL dOOd	Posted - 2009.06.24 02:28:00 - [75] As interesting as this was in the beginning, and as much as I liked to see how dumb ThGuy and TheCEO were (and probably still are), I'm concluding that you, Zed, are a total AS$HAT, and I truely hope to see you in a quiet part of lowsec someday. You took this way too far, and tbh you should be ashamed of yourself.
Herty The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention	Posted - 2009.06.24 06:46:00 - [76] This was epic. Really it was. Herty > give me 500billion now ----- > but herty your way too good Herty > i know i am but i want your isk ----- > but you pwnzor me Herty > 500bill you have 5 seconds left Herty > 5 Herty > 4 Herty > 3 Herty > 2 Herty > 1 ----- > NOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Aren't I pro i completely destroyed this guy.
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.24 16:25:00 - [77] So for all of the 2 imaginary people following my little tiff with SF999... I really can't be assed to edit and post all the chat logs. I really really want to, but they're so tl;dr, its not funny. Even a tldr would be too long. So here's a summary of a tldr. I wardec, they insult. I chase them around, they're old chars and refuse to fight month olds. Solty says he's getting involved, they throw insults and yet ask for the war to stop. They say they're the victims, threaten me with big alliance. I laugh, Solty demands apology for their ass hattery. More insults interlaced with asking for the war to drop, amid threats of sicking CVA neighboured alliance on me and Solty. Big convo ensues, they give half ass apology. It was a great time, but the chatlog's so damn long that I don't even want to read it again. And then Zed Cayne blew up my vexor in his t1 fitted thorax. I really need to train my gun skills more. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Le Soltueur Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.06.24 21:39:00 - [78] Originally by: Awesome Possum So for all of the 2 imaginary people following my little tiff with SF999... I really can't be assed to edit and post all the chat logs. I really really want to, but they're so tl;dr, its not funny. Even a tldr would be too long. So here's a summary of a tldr. I wardec, they insult. I chase them around, they're old chars and refuse to fight month olds. Solty says he's getting involved, they throw insults and yet ask for the war to stop. They say they're the victims, threaten me with big alliance. I laugh, Solty demands apology for their ass hattery. More insults interlaced with asking for the war to drop, amid threats of sicking CVA neighboured alliance on me and Solty. Big convo ensues, they give half ass apology. It was a great time, but the chatlog's so damn long that I don't even want to read it again. And then Zed Cayne blew up my vexor in his t1 fitted thorax. I really need to train my gun skills more. And then I ate the bowl!!! nom nom nom
jhon whang	Posted - 2009.06.24 21:53:00 - [79] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake. This one time I accidentally the whole Navy Raven and AP'd it to Tama. In realization of this blatant act of stupidity, I kicked my own ass... twice.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.25 16:57:00 - [80] So its the end of a low sec roam for me and I decide to have a bit of fun playing with mission runners. First guy I scan out turns out to provide a good laugh. Dominix running (I think) Smash the Suppliers. The one that you really have to take out as much dps as possible before the numbers overwhelm you. HEWHO > Lady Spank wanna be ninja GANKER ELO_AL > ninja ganker? HEWHO > gonna come into you mission and steal from you then call their buddies torep them while they destroy you ELO_AL > wow, as much as I dislike the majority of ninja salvagers, I'd probably just pay Lady Spank to salv the mission ELO_AL > I've got no gripe with Spank HEWHO > i know huh lol ELO_AL > btw, if you shoot at ninja salvagers, you deserve to be ganked ELO_AL > especially if you dont have backup HEWHO > I agree HEWHO > or warp out and let him get the aggro Lady Spank > doesnt work (especially when its this mission) Lady Spank > o/ hewho (I re enter his mission) Lady Spank > oh no! (He warps out) HA_ZE > HI LOCAL HA_ZE > HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY Lady Spank > I am happy HA_ZE > ARE YOU, MISETER LADY SPANK Lady Spank > Yeah, reckon I've ruined someones chances of finishing their mission Lady Spank > because they where whiny ****es and warped out Lady Spank > and now theres too many spawns X_FE > where theres too many spawns? ;p HEWHO > Lady Spank u gettin all that good salvage? Lady Spank > well I would talk to you but you blocked me moron SB> [22:29:49] Lady Spank > well I would talk to you but you blocked me moron (cheers for the repost SB!) ALE_ST > lol, is stuff like this that makes me glat i read local. ALE_ST > glad Lady Spank > :) Lady Spank > idiot warped out from that amarr mission that keeps spawning loads of bs, now it'll take him forever to finish it (Smash the supplier?) Lady Spank > lol the dude who blocked me lost his battleship Erehwon Rorschach > haha ALE_ST > lmao Lady Spank > salvaged it but need to get the loot mothyowns > who? Lady Spank > HEWHO HEWHO > no you dont, (I am jumping in again in my punisher to get the domi wrecks loot and he turns up in a vexor, like thats going to survive if he warps it in) Lady Spank > :) Lady Spank > got the loot HEWHO > Lady Spank is a ASSHAT yeah im coming to kill. . . . lol mothyowns > gratz spank :D Lady Spank > only tech II stuff but better than nothing HEWHO > i gonnacome gank younow mothyowns > I never knew ninjas could provide such a fun game And a couple of fanmails 2009.06.24 23:21 --------------- Grow Up! you can keep the shtfor all i care :) U need it more then me 2009.05.15 22:55 --------------- FCK YOU B*TCH! So I sell most of the crap on market but since he blocked me, want to pass on one final message, so I do it via a renamed bookmark... The hopeful accept tick is the icing on the cake BTW, resistance plating domi isn't the best way of tanking 25 mission battleships + support.
Fanibaws	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:37:00 - [81] Isn't that second mail from a month before the first?
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:48:00 - [82] Oh... maybe I got on his nerves a month ago too! Even better ♥ The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.29 06:05:00 - [83] Originally by: Lady Spank Oh... maybe I got on his nerves a month ago too! Even better ♥ You really need to keep track of who you **** off better..
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.07.01 16:50:00 - [84] So my past is coming back to haunt me... Oh, eeek! And following my recent posting history and such..the story, edited, elided, and mail (yes, eve-mail!) is here. A new beginning? (PS: Blogspot picks the words for the url on its own...) -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
Mzr Gallente Leverage Inc.	Posted - 2009.07.02 07:34:00 - [85] Zed, I'm only gonna reply to yer *gotry once. If any of that twisted crap that you wrote would be true, I would be in a world of trouble. I guess I'm not there, if all this time that passed I've got corp and alliance mates standing by my side. And _still_ stand by my side after years. As for your so called `adventure`.. I can understand showing a guy where he really is in Eve. Helping him make a contact with reality. I can understand doing it for 30min, maybe a few hours. Hell maybe even a few days. But to torment the poor idiot in **ing detail for weeks, just for repeated personal gratification doesn't make you a good pvper. Or a good story teller. You're just a sad panda in desperate need of attention. For the rest, I'll see you in space. Just make sure you undock and `teach me a lesson`, preferably the same way you taught that poor fella you wrote countless pages about. And get the other peeps in yer corp to X up, something tells me you're gonna need them.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.07.02 10:24:00 - [86] Originally by: Mzr Zed, I'm only gonna reply to yer *gotry once. If any of that twisted crap that you wrote would be true, I would be in a world of trouble. I guess I'm not there, if all this time that passed I've got corp and alliance mates standing by my side. And _still_ stand by my side after years. As for your so called `adventure`.. I can understand showing a guy where he really is in Eve. Helping him make a contact with reality. I can understand doing it for 30min, maybe a few hours. Hell maybe even a few days. But to torment the poor idiot in **ing detail for weeks, just for repeated personal gratification doesn't make you a good pvper. Or a good story teller. You're just a sad panda in desperate need of attention. For the rest, I'll see you in space. Just make sure you undock and `teach me a lesson`, preferably the same way you taught that poor fella you wrote countless pages about. And get the other peeps in yer corp to X up, something tells me you're gonna need them. n1 cry moar plz The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Le Soltueur Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.07.02 19:25:00 - [87] Originally by: Mzr <words... useless words...> ZOMG... do you want cheese with that whine?
Tammin Sol Out For Blood	Posted - 2009.07.03 04:07:00 - [88] Bleh, rules changes. I'm sure the lock is pending on my original thread, but I don't want to spam this one with another 6 replies, so here's a link to the chat log courtesy of Chribba: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/tammin/hatemail01.txt
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.07.06 05:55:00 - [89] Well...it finally happened. Quote: 2009.07.06 02:58 Leverage Inc. has declared war on Standards and Practices. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved. MyOldCEO who threatened to dec me here. And its actually happened. Here's MyOldCEO's response to my little backstory. How very much upset he seems to be. I'm not sure where this one is going folks...but knowing my adversary he will be running his mouth like there's no tomorrow..so watch for updates here and in the pirate stories thread...war in less than 24 hours. May the lolz begin! -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
Ta'jek Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance	Posted - 2009.07.06 12:59:00 - [90] cool new story to follow.... I look forward to the tales to come

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