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Some Advisor
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Posted - 2009.06.14 02:12:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: Elapidae
I just stuck in some amusing fan mail I got from someone I podded once.
some pirate at some gate had a nice bio
basically it was a "mail template" where you make your checkboxes
so basically you can formulate somethign like
dear Pirate who podded me
[x] you should rot in hell and
[x] die a horrible death
[x] youre just a carebear
yada..
of course there was a lot of amusing options ;)
and then ccp nerfed the bio length :P
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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.06.14 02:13:00 -
[32]
some of these are pretty funny but i was expecting much more hilarity tbh lol
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Janice Jankowski
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Posted - 2009.06.14 02:16:00 -
[33]
Ontopic: check out 'backdoor bandit's bio
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2009.06.14 02:20:00 -
[34]
Award bios is the best |
Rick Rothsar
Black Rose Administration
Black Rose Syndicate.
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Posted - 2009.06.16 10:57:00 -
[35]
Mine are typically unoriginal and boring, being filled with hilarious quotes from my corpmates at times - most of which only my corp/alliancemates can understand.
Some of the best I always thought were, of all things, the ones that told people useful information. Such as, how to set up an overview properly.
The character biography feature is terribly gimped by the character limit- it needs to be roughly tripled to be worth much. I can't even copy/paste a picard facepalm ASCII into my bio
To which I say,
............................................________
....................................,.-æö...................``~.,
.............................,.-ö...................................ô-.,
.........................,/...............................................ö:,
.....................,?......................................................,
.................../...........................................................,}
................./......................................................,:`^`..}
.............../...................................................,:ö........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(.....ô~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_....ö~,_........ô~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......ö=,_.......ô-,_.......,.-~-,},.~ö;/....}
...........((.....*~_.......ö=-._......ô;,,./`..../ö............../
...,,,___.`~,......ô~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-ö
............/.`~,......`-...................................../
.............`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....,__
,,_..........}.>-._...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,__......`,.................................
...................`=~-,,.,...............................
................................`:,,...........................`..............__
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_..........._,-%.......`
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and good day. |
Maria Kalista
Amarr
Emerald Forest Securities
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Posted - 2009.06.16 11:06:00 -
[36]
Ooooh, is that what it is (besides against the forum rules) 
Have been staring at that for months now, thought it was either an american footbal or a pair of brains in a hand.  |
aka Ishur
Aperture Harmonics
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Posted - 2009.07.11 15:29:00 -
[37]
Choose eve. Choose a path. Choose a career. Choose a corp. Choose a ****ing big battleship, Choose hardeners, ammo, damage control, and electrical resists. Choose good armor, low shield and platinum insurance. Choose fixed-range railgun. Choose a starter agent. Choose your mates. Choose exotic dancers and matching pimps. Choose a faction cruiser on hire purchase in a range of ****ing setups. Choose ORE and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing strip miner shows, stuffing ****ing junk ore into your hold. Choose ratting away at the end of it all, ****ing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up rats you have spawned to replace them. Choose your future. Choose average . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose average: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.
i really like my bio.
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.07.11 16:33:00 -
[38]
i shot my friend for lulz when my main was in a Hurricane and he was in a retriever so now he has some thing like this in his bio now
XXXX<Hurricane> strikes you lightly doing 546 damage
Jeez, are u trying to lighty take all the ISK from my wallet?
and in my mains bio i have something about how this guy was ask which laser crystals to get and the one helping him told him to go with MF cause he was going to a knife fight so should bring the super long sharp serrated one....then i pop up and say "isnt that Conflag?" and he says no, thats bringing a Shotgun to a knife fight XD
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Homeworld Hamachi Network
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insati8
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Posted - 2009.07.11 17:57:00 -
[39]
I can't remember the quote verbatim, It goes something like this:
God grant me the strength to shoot my enemies dead, the courage to run when when I'm being ganked and the wisdom to know the difference.
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GBlair
Caldari
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2009.07.12 00:00:00 -
[40]
EVE to English Dictionary/Phrasebook
1. Yo, wanna 1v1?
Translation: Why hello there? Want to agress me, so me and 50
of my buddies can fight you at the same time?
2. [Multiple Items]
Translation: Please click, and accept the contract without reading
so I can scam you from your hard earned ISK.
3. Free ice cream, belt 1
Translation: You are the ice cream.
4. I am quitting EVE, give me your isk and I will double it!
Translation: Hello good sir, you seem to be of feeble mind and
lacking common sense, may I have your ISK please!
6. I am not a spy!
Translation: Yep, I am a spy.
7. Hello / Bonjour / Hola / Guten Tag / 你好
Translation: F*ck You! Drop them Nikes off yo a** 'fore I blast you motha**
Not my bio and can't remember who owns it.
Bleep bloop, I have achevables. |
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Schalac
Caldari
Apocalypse Reign
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Posted - 2009.07.12 00:05:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Janice Jankowski
Ontopic: check out 'backdoor bandit's bio
SCHALAC HAS SPOKEN |
Draeca
Tharri and Co.
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Posted - 2009.07.12 00:42:00 -
[42]
My bio sucks.
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Domania
House of Masters
The Landsraad League
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Posted - 2009.07.12 00:56:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Draeca
My bio sucks.
I agree to not agree to agree.
Mine does too.
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Taelen Lugoves
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Posted - 2009.07.12 05:26:00 -
[44]
"AFK for like 15 minutes. Girlfriend told me I had to pick between Eve and her. Need to help her pack."
"So, how deep into Eve do you want to go?"
"It depends on who Eve is."
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Epegi Givo
Amarr
Moral Equivalent Of War
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Posted - 2009.07.12 05:45:00 -
[45]
Rapist Clown is always a good chuckle.
Mine is a bunch of minmatar racist jokes, and then some hate-mail.
"Have you seen those minmatar ships" "Yeah, last night i was trying to salvage one. took me 20 tries until the pilot convoed me and told me to stop"
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My other alt is a Ferrari
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ShadowGod56
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Posted - 2009.07.12 06:17:00 -
[46]
This is my friends bio
If its my bio I'm gonna use it. my name is Anthony and I'm 27. i really hated school so i dropped out and stayed at my parents house. i really hate my life and i think im gonna kill myself one day but until then ill play eve. i play this game all damn day for about 16-17 hours and then i go to sleep. so that's basically my life right their, please dont blow up my ships i work hard and might snap one day
02:32:47 Universal Romonster > nothing gets me harder then a blue screen
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Gryvern
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Posted - 2009.07.12 10:03:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Epegi Givo
"Have you seen those minmatar ships" "Yeah, last night i was trying to salvage one. took me 20 tries until the pilot convoed me and told me to stop"
Brilliant, I lol'd
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Kathryn Dougans
Amarr
Imperial Crusade Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.07.12 10:08:00 -
[48]
i keep a current score in mine.
Don't ask me about the cows. |
T'Amber
starvald emurlahn
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Posted - 2009.07.12 11:11:00 -
[49]
Mines the best :) I will paste it for you after downtime :)
T'amber
Ships of Eve Lottery #1
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Xzar Fyrarr
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.07.12 12:01:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Elapidae
I just stuck in some amusing fan mail I got from someone I podded once.
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Mama Painkiller
Insanity Clause
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Posted - 2009.07.13 03:24:00 -
[51]
From my bio:
I live life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says.. "Oh ****, she's awake!"
OISIS - OOPS I Smooshed It Syndrome
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Valmeir
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.07.13 03:54:00 -
[52]
My bio says
"put it in the butt no babies"
A friend of mine said it one day and i thought it was hilarious.
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Dillon Arklight
Re-Genesis Holdings
Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2009.07.13 09:56:00 -
[53]
I did happen to see a bio from an Ushra 'Khan guy the other day.
"If a UK guy is alone in local, is he cloaked?"
Co-host of PODDED Podcast
http://podded.libsyn.com/ |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.07.13 09:58:00 -
[54]
I have a couple of "lovely quotes" in my sig, some original Sheriffs, some original other people
Tempted to change it to;
(Enter bio here)
though.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Waweri
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Posted - 2009.07.13 22:29:00 -
[55]
I'm going to say Mine. Or Filthy's
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.07.13 22:33:00 -
[56]
One of my buddies has "I Have Tech 3 AIDS."
Made me laugh, now it's his title instead.
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Tido Maliyu
The Highmen Destroyers
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Posted - 2009.08.04 23:36:00 -
[57]
My alt's:
Entity > male storm
Entity > IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJA!
Tank CEO > u know a rokh with 4 cargo expander iis can carry
Tank CEO > 55 cap 800's
Tank CEO > =D
Admiral IceBlock > ill buy a dog and make it **** me in the ass
Admiral IceBlock > because the dog will not tell anyone about it -_-
Kasata Ashe > Well, I was going to be done giving away ISK, but my Nigerian uncle died and left me 15 billion isk. All you need to do is send me your bank account information and millions of isk and I will give you his cocoa farms. Here is a picture of me and a dog.
Hetiatchb Idto > geddon guy!
Hetiatchb Idto > waaaaaaaat
Kinsy > IM ON A BOAT
Kinsy > IM ON A BOAT
(here it got trunkated and I have no idea what it was )
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Tippia
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2009.08.04 23:42:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Blane Xero
I Find Gigabyte Motherboards have the best BIOS.
Oh you meant Bio's.
Self-pwn elevated to an artform.
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“If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡…
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.”
— Karath Piki |
Ecky X
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Posted - 2009.08.05 00:11:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Blane Xero
I Find Gigabyte Motherboards have the best BIOS.
Oh you meant Bio's.
/me exits thread.
I use the F12 bios for my board.
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bismark83 > Ecky belt ^1
bismark83 > Iam ah Pod --.-
Maybe it's the Canadian in me, but after I kill someone, I tend to make friends with them in local. I killed a guy in the loop, and the conversation started with him saying "you suck", and ended with him giving me some recipes.
-Raivi
bottom line is, acting like a complete utter ****ing ****** gets u kills
-Garmon
Phobos? Oh yea, that's right. Massive shield tank.
-Tanamoril
I was playing EVE, when I accidentally my Dominix.
-CCP Mindstar
Me: You didn't get the loot?
Kram X: no, but I'm sure his pod had +5s and a short skill training
Me: I've killed more ships in my sleep than you've seen in Jita
Kram X: and ecky has only ever slept for 1 minute
Kaori Niwa >
Golden Jew rules:
#1: Dont volunteer information, let them pry it from you
(ie. loot info)
#2 get back to station then log off asap
(your not at fault for lieing if you arent there to lie)
#3 If you get the mail, "forget" to post it or wait off until the auto-grabber gets it
oh and **** the gang if something pretty drops ^_-
Assent > anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(drunk?)
\o/
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Syberbolt8
Gallente
Gen Tec
Arcos Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.05 00:33:00 -
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I like my bio but thats just me..
I haven't spoken to my wife is years, I didn't want to interrupt her.
My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60, she is 93 now and now we don't know where they hell she is.
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Support the DEAD HORSE POS's |
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