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Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:06:00 - [1] Edited by: Lady Spank on 26/06/2009 20:21:21 TLDR: find a C5 wormhole linking Stain, Deklein, a C6 and Sinq Laison. Steal an Impel and a creep gives me 50m isk in exchange for a RL photo. So I'm probin' wormholes and find a juicy C6 Cataclysmic Varial Anomaly (the cap boost / remote rep boost one) Found an impel just sitting about, got a friend in to retrieve it. Not a bad start to the day ^ _^ I later find an Anathema just sitting there, so I nip off for a nearby combat ship... but by the time I get back the cov ops has gone... but I see someone in local in a ferox. I wonder if theyre stuck in system so, unable to probe in my incursus I give them a should to see if they need 'rescuing'. After getting no response I move on... only to start getting evemails from the guy... 2009.06.26 16:57 Do I even Know you? Do you Realize that im not stupid? i know you're wanted and i know you will kill me. -------------------- 2009.06.26 16:59 Theres no need for that. I'm wanted because I pvp in low sec but I'f I offer you safe exit I mean just that. I also noticed you seem well equipped out there anyway so you don't need my help I fail to see how an incursus will take out a rokh anyway :) 2009.06.26 17:00 wait what? how did you know i was well equipped? lol... well im not done. using the crappy low power slots till i get my skills for another good outfits. say you seem nice :P maybe cute :O lol (This sets off alarms - Perv alert!) 2009.06.26 17:04 lol :P hey u might be cute ;) maybeh sexy :O god i fail lmao ferox has no slots... sorta a decoy ship lol anathema? i dont have that... probing the pain in the ass lol 2009.06.26 17:05 How did you get in there without probing then ^ _^ 2009.06.26 17:08 i probed? :P lol hmm u single? :P LOL nah jk. so why are you in a 0.0? a bit dangerous for you babe. i like dangerous girls :P RAWR LMFAO 2009.06.26 17:12 hmmmmm got a pic? :P jk jk jk i wonder if my ..... thing is dangerous enough for you :P 2009.06.26 17:20 maybe ill webcam? show my 9 inch? lmao :P unless your a guy -.- lol 2009.06.26 17:25 lol i just wantd to c ur face. ur rents wont know if i cammed... trust me.. and im guessing you would like that eh? :P lol hmm maybe a wbecam and isk? :P WTF? He then convos me... CREEP > i forgot.. Lady Spank > BAD TIMING CREEP > we have messagers -.- CREEP > ? wha Lady Spank > im in 0.0 fighting CREEP > woops.. my bad.. :/ Lady Spank > you just lost me my vexor and pod :( (LIES LIES LIES) CREEP > errr i msged u 30 secs before you lost it? :/ Lady Spank > yeah you caused lag and distracted me :( CREEP > :( sorry.. CREEP > really am Lady Spank > :( Lady Spank > Nearly won though... CREEP > i said sorry :(:( Lady Spank > I ... think I can afford to replace it... on no! implants :( it happens its ok CREEP > id pay u CREEP > but. i onlt got CREEP > 50 mil CREEP > sorta spend my mney on a carrier Lady Spank > thats more than I have! I have 10m :( CREEP > :/ ill pay you 40, but you gotta send me that pic :P lol CREEP > how old r u? jw.. im 17 Lady Spank > I'm ... 16 Lady Spank > u sure ur 17? Lady Spank > not another old creep ¼_¼ CREEP > yeah CREEP > im 17 CREEP > why.. fuuck no im not a creep Lady Spank > ok im looking on my myspace for a pic lol XD CREEP > i got a pic to prove it.. CREEP > and i got myspace :O CREEP > lol Lady Spank > I shouldnt but I need a new ship :( Lady Spank > they are expensive out here in 0.0 :( CREEP > -.- Lady Spank > 7.5m here Lady Spank > looking, dont want to send a bad one lol CREEP > hmm why dont i add u? or u add me? so that way u know what i look like CREEP > i look 20 -.- but im seriously 17 Lady Spank > ok this is from my okc instead lol Lady Spank > you better pay meeeeee of I will feel cheap and used :( Lady Spank > (here I link some random lass' pic) Lady Spank > :( CREEP > sorry The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:07:00 - [2] Edited by: Lady Spank on 26/06/2009 20:16:19 CREEP > was afk ok heer (he sends me 50m) Lady Spank > ♥ thanx! CREEP > ;) np babe Lady Spank > babe, aw thanx hun Lady Spank > but... that was all your money? CREEP > idc CREEP > you need it. Lady Spank > I might come back to your wormhole and play around there :D that would be fun Lady Spank > thanx Then he gets confused for some reason... think he's been smoking da herb... CREEP > YOUR A DOUCHE Lady Spank > ? CREEP > wait.. CREEP > whos this? CREEP > nm CREEP > nm Lady Spank > ? CREEP > -.- Lady Spank > what? CREEP > your (K's) gf arent u Lady Spank > he told me not to say Lady Spank > I mean no Lady Spank > who is (K)? CREEP > sh*t CREEP > im sorry CREEP > wrong person. i was ..... high.. Lady Spank > No I don't know (K), well I see he is your director. CREEP > yeah Lady Spank > Does he liike to trick you? CREEP > nm i thought u were his gf. he said his gf acc was almost the saame was urs CREEP > yes.. he tricked me.. CREEP > hey would you like to join CDI? we'd love to have your kickass ship Lady Spank > my vexor? CREEP > yes, or a battleship (we pay 100 mil a week CREEP > miners get alot of isk Lady Spank > if I join how do I move my barge, can I put it in corp hanger to be delivered CREEP > yes, were moving to an empire right now CREEP > but we might set up another POS soon Lady Spank > cool XD Lady Spank > so where are you guys based at the moment? CREEP > idk.. CREEP > need someone to escort me there lol.. CREEP > got msn? Lady Spank > no but I got your 50m thank you very much bye So yeah, don't perv on the ladies in internet spaceships ok? The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Kojee Black Serpent Technologies Aggression.	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:14:00 - [3] Edited by: Kojee on 26/06/2009 20:15:14 Gives a whole new meaning to "bad news bear(s)"
ViRUS Pottage Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:14:00 - [4] lol epic _________ Originally by: CCP Taera May I have your stuff?
RedSplat Heretic Army	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:16:00 - [5] You smell nice Originally by: CCP Mitnal I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting. Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
xXxSatsujinxXx Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:32:00 - [6] I look 35. -_- But seriously i'm 17.
Commander Yassir Perkone	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:50:00 - [7] Thats....I honestly don't know what to say...
Crix Drashir Caldari Chimera's Vengeance	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:01:00 - [8] Now that was a funny C&P post
Durzel The Xenodus Initiative.	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:14:00 - [9] I'm not sure I could stomach playing along with that, even for 50m. What pic did you send btw? url2pix plz
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:24:00 - [10] Yeah, well I kinda let him run under his own steam for most of it. I'd post the pic but I don't want the poor lass getting unnecessary attention.
Crix Drashir Caldari Chimera's Vengeance	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:26:00 - [11] Can you petition pervs as you can't name and shame Name and shame would be a public service in this instance I'm thinking
Maisha Libo Caldari Crimson Logistical	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:32:00 - [12] thank you. that just made my day.
whisk Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:45:00 - [13] Adapt or Die
FU22 Pigs In Space United Proletariat Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:52:00 - [14] that was pretty funny
Kingnuts Estel Arador Corp Services	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:06:00 - [15] this is why i dont play female characters.
Zodern	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:20:00 - [16] Originally by: Kingnuts this is why i dont play female characters. And here I was thinking, "Man, I should make a few female alts..." >_>
Lexa Hellfury The Vainglorious	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:27:00 - [17] Originally by: Kingnuts this is why i dont play female characters. It's pretty awesome. I've never had anything quite like this before, but people are waaaay more willing to engage a Caldari Achura Female than say, a Minmatar Brutor Male. Nice read Spank, definitely had me saying "wtf?" Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
Everybruce	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:29:00 - [18] lady spank threads are about the only worthwhile thing here now
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:44:00 - [19] Thanks for reading people, was worried it was way TLDR but glad you all found it funny/creepy. I've had to hit the cider to get over it ^ _^
Nel Tu Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:47:00 - [20] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Originally by: Kingnuts this is why i dont play female characters. It's pretty awesome. I've never had anything quite like this before, but people are waaaay more willing to engage a Caldari Achura Female than say, a Minmatar Brutor Male. Nice read Spank, definitely had me saying "wtf?" It's why I love you and Lana the most <3 ============== Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:55:00 - [21] jesus christ I rofl'd so hard, that's great ________________________________________________
Aerykah Malegant Camelot Innovations	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:58:00 - [22] Definitely creepy...and kinda gross.
Malcanis Vanishing Point. The Initiative.	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:58:00 - [23] "hmmmmm got a pic? :P jk jk jk" Lots of jking going on there.
Sergiiy Kortos The Really Awesome Players	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:59:00 - [24] 1 billion isk for Lady Spanks photo in real life with her holding up a sign that says "i'm lady Spank and i'm the troll queen of C&P" Isk Ready for transfer.
Kahega Amielden Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.06.26 23:11:00 - [25] This is actually not rare. I was tempted to create a female character just for kicks.
xXxSatsujinxXx Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen	Posted - 2009.06.26 23:13:00 - [26] Originally by: Malcanis "hmmmmm got a pic? :P jk jk jk" Lots of jking going on there. oh man... i lol'd so hard... and now my roommate is looking at me like a loon...
De'Veldrin Minmatar Special Projects Executive	Posted - 2009.06.26 23:31:00 - [27] Wow. Epic and a true classic. This thread deserves to be framed. --Vel Experience is what you get right after you need it.
Pyrostasis Caldari Rage Quit Inc	Posted - 2009.06.27 00:06:00 - [28] Was anyone else disappointed that Chris Hanson didnt show up at the end?
Nuzzy Futs Amarr Hedion University	Posted - 2009.06.27 00:19:00 - [29] we now know what killed Michael Jackson - He obviously assumed you were a young boy and when he got the pic was was thrown into cardiac arrest. Awww Nuts.
Alderon Mizuchi Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.06.27 00:56:00 - [30] 10/10 Would read again.
Pater Peccavi Minmatar Cadre Assault Force	Posted - 2009.06.27 01:01:00 - [31] Originally by: Zodern Originally by: Kingnuts this is why i dont play female characters. And here I was thinking, "Man, I should make a few female alts..." >_> I'd be lying if I said I wasn't thinking the same thing. If only my avatar wasn't an old bald guy! Originally by: hi go Let the human be very annoyed! Another person is very repugnant!
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.06.27 01:15:00 - [32] I used to have a female alt for just this purpose...it got way creepy way fast. Good read spank :) -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.27 01:32:00 - [33] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne I used to have a female alt for just this purpose...it got way creepy way fast. Good read spank :) Translation: My wife found the chat logs and I slept on the couch for awhile. :p ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.27 01:38:00 - [34] Selling lana pics for 100M each. Send me the isk with the commend 'for the pics' and i'll send you back links. Mine cost more because they are real.. honest!! Also well done Lady! I'm proud of you
Lexa Hellfury The Vainglorious	Posted - 2009.06.27 01:42:00 - [35] Also selling Lana pics, 75m. Mine are cheaper because they're slightly used.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.27 01:57:00 - [36] Confirming my RL pictures are now valued at 1b. Learn to raise standards scrubs ♥
Evthron Macyntire	Posted - 2009.06.27 05:29:00 - [37] I don't get it. Is Lady Spank a girl or G.I.R.L?
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.27 08:00:00 - [38] Originally by: Evthron Macyntire I don't get it. Is Lady Spank a girl or G.I.R.L? I know the correct answer to this and can forward you pictorial proof for the low low price of 50M isk.
Denny Haze	Posted - 2009.06.27 08:03:00 - [39] I was expecting him to want to drink your pod goo
Herty The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention	Posted - 2009.06.27 08:11:00 - [40] Just so everyone knows I am also selling pics for the low low price of 500mill.
Kingnuts Estel Arador Corp Services	Posted - 2009.06.27 08:20:00 - [41] Originally by: Pyrostasis Was anyone else disappointed that Chris Hanson didnt show up at the end? Hi. Why don't you have a seat over there.
Gneeznow Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.06.27 08:21:00 - [42] I want to read it but I cant all I see is a blurb of ascii emotes :P :o :D ;-\|))) :))) ))) :P :P :DDDDD) ;o
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.27 08:30:00 - [43] Originally by: Gneeznow I want to read it but I cant all I see is a blurb of ascii emotes :P :o :D ;-\|))) :))) ))) :P :P :DDDDD) ;o This isn't my fault, unless my cuteness spurred it all, then I'm deeply sorry.... but your PL! Go play with your supercaps and be merry ^_ ^
Kingnuts Estel Arador Corp Services	Posted - 2009.06.27 08:35:00 - [44] Confirming I will be the 3rd party for all isk/pic transfers.
Coriander Rinne Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2009.06.27 09:08:00 - [45] Edited by: Coriander Rinne on 27/06/2009 09:08:49 I am both fairly amused and vaguely alarmed by this.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.27 09:14:00 - [46] Originally by: Lana Hellfury Originally by: Evthron Macyntire I don't get it. Is Lady Spank a girl or G.I.R.L? I know the correct answer to this and can forward you pictorial proof for the low low price of 50M isk. 50m isk pls
Denny Haze	Posted - 2009.06.27 09:19:00 - [47] Is that cake in her hair?
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.27 09:24:00 - [48] I like to keep a little cake to hand.
Denny Haze	Posted - 2009.06.27 10:50:00 - [49] Originally by: Lady Spank I like to keep a little cake to hand. Or hair Well, now you're too curious not to click me
Mynxee Minmatar Hellcats	Posted - 2009.06.27 10:54:00 - [50] LOLs, that was so funny. I think I'll stop closing those random convos that start off creepy and start stringing them along instead. I now realize I'm missing a genuine opportunity here. Also, 500M for a link to a rather disturbing and highly amusing YouTube vid of half-dressed Sergi doing a female impersonation. Bump It! \| My Blog: Life in Low Sec
Anderson Williams Gallente Neo Catamites Laconian Syndicate	Posted - 2009.06.27 11:52:00 - [51] Lady spank is flirting with losers in game.. thats epic spank.. EPIC. You know u were material for some little boys wet dream right? How does that make u feel?
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.27 14:43:00 - [52] Hurrrrr Well I wasn't going to..... I only really encourage him once the offer of sweet sweet isk is mentioned. Then why the hell not eh Pretending to be a 16 yo makes me feel like an internet spaceships federal agent or something. The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Dariah Stardweller	Posted - 2009.06.27 15:02:00 - [53] Whait, what?
xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2009.06.27 20:45:00 - [54] 10/10 epic
Rivur'Tam the united	Posted - 2009.06.27 20:50:00 - [55] i'm 27 buti got i'd for cigarretes the othet day dose thst count
Razzor Death Valor Inc. Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.06.27 20:52:00 - [56] Originally by: Anderson Williams Lady spank is flirting with losers in game.. thats epic spank.. EPIC. You know u were material for some little boys wet dream right? How does that make u feel? someones taken this badly. for 200mill i can not only hook you up with lady spank but i can promise you a good time. Tho there is a high chance lady will be on alt
Misanth Reaper Industries	Posted - 2009.06.27 21:30:00 - [57] This is (another, dinosaurs being one too) a good example of why brain capacity isn't specified by size, or numbers. Using the smaller head down.. south.. to think with, isn't really recommended. I can see how that is a problem when you face Lady Spank tho, all blood rush from the bigger head to the smaller by default, so it's easy to get distracted.
Sergiiy Kortos The Really Awesome Players	Posted - 2009.06.27 21:59:00 - [58] Originally by: Mynxee LOLs, that was so funny. I think I'll stop closing those random convos that start off creepy and start stringing them along instead. I now realize I'm missing a genuine opportunity here. Also, 500M for a link to a rather disturbing and highly amusing YouTube vid of half-dressed Sergi doing a female impersonation. 1bil for mynxee's rl photo with a sign saying "if serge was a woman he would be in hellcats"
kEwL dOOd	Posted - 2009.06.27 22:58:00 - [59] Originally by: Lady Spank Hurrrrr Well I wasn't going to..... I only really encourage him once the offer of sweet sweet isk is mentioned. Then why the hell not eh Pretending to be a 16 yo makes me feel like an internet spaceships federal agent or something. First off, with a name like "Spank", our "Lady" is obviously a dude. Secondly, with a character image that looks like a methed out 15 year old, I'm surprised they found anything to get excited about. Couldn't they have at least find a plesant looking toon to oogle. Bring it!
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.27 23:03:00 - [60] Originally by: kEwL dOOd Originally by: Lady Spank Hurrrrr Well I wasn't going to..... I only really encourage him once the offer of sweet sweet isk is mentioned. Then why the hell not eh Pretending to be a 16 yo makes me feel like an internet spaceships federal agent or something. First off, with a name like "Spank", our "Lady" is obviously a dude. Secondly, with a character image that looks like a methed out 15 year old, I'm surprised they found anything to get excited about. Couldn't they have at least find a plesant looking toon to oogle. Bring it! At least I dont have to hide behind a visor, or an alt. Aslo, this was in a wormhole... I suspect he hadn't met anyone in some time ^ _^
Paul Clavet	Posted - 2009.06.27 23:05:00 - [61] Ah, the internet. Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are federal agents... and also men.
Razzor Death Valor Inc. Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.06.27 23:18:00 - [62] Originally by: kEwL dOOd First off, with a name like "Spank", our "Lady" is obviously a dude. Secondly, with a character image that looks like a methed out 15 year old, I'm surprised they found anything to get excited about. Couldn't they have at least find a plesant looking toon to oogle. Bring it! So what ladys a bloke ? i'd **** it
Herzog Wolfhammer	Posted - 2009.06.27 23:23:00 - [63] Lady Spank is a dude? Drat. All those fantasies gone to waste. This is worse than the time I found out Marylin Manson is not a chick.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.27 23:28:00 - [64] I'm no dude
Razzor Death Valor Inc. Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.06.27 23:29:00 - [65] Edited by: Razzor Death on 27/06/2009 23:29:49 Originally by: Lady Spank I'm no dude o0 in that case i wouldnt unless you dressed up hitl3r, then maybe
Coriander Rinne Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2009.06.27 23:31:00 - [66] Remember kids, RL gender matters on the internet, because if it's actually a chick, you can sex her! And if it's not, you've been fantasizing about DUDES OMG. Ceilingcat knows what you did!!!
Razzor Death Valor Inc. Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.06.27 23:32:00 - [67] Edited by: Razzor Death on 27/06/2009 23:32:55 Originally by: Coriander Rinne Remember kids, RL gender matters on the internet, because if it's actually a chick, you can sex her! And if it's not, you've been fantasizing about DUDES OMG. Ceilingcat knows what you did!!! yea but like, a dude called Lady Spank! who cares !
Cambarus The Baros Syndicate Onslaught.	Posted - 2009.06.27 23:57:00 - [68] Resists urge to say 'Pics or it didn't happen' :P
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.28 00:04:00 - [69] Originally by: Cambarus Resists urge to say 'Pics or it didn't happen' :P Apparently this is going to happen, been offered 1b for rl pix... waiting for my housemate to get back with my camera, she's on holiday in new york.
Razzor Death Valor Inc. Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.06.28 00:07:00 - [70] Edited by: Razzor Death on 28/06/2009 00:06:42 Originally by: Lady Spank Apparently this is going to happen, been offered 1b for rl pix... waiting for my housemate to get back with my camera, she's on holiday in new york. 3 bill for naked pics dressed as hitl3r doing the can can
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.28 00:12:00 - [71] Originally by: Razzor Death Edited by: Razzor Death on 28/06/2009 00:06:42 Originally by: Lady Spank Apparently this is going to happen, been offered 1b for rl pix... waiting for my housemate to get back with my camera, she's on holiday in new york. 3 bill for naked pics dressed as hitl3r doing the can can naked AND dressed eh?
Razzor Death Valor Inc. Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.06.28 00:14:00 - [72] Originally by: Lady Spank naked AND dressed eh? sighs 6 bill.....
Anderson Williams Gallente Neo Catamites Laconian Syndicate	Posted - 2009.06.28 00:37:00 - [73] I think there needs to be an IRL Pic thread. No bs. Id toss a pic up. Tho naked? Hrm... id have to think about that one.. I would have to accept there would be dudes browsing the thread.. starin at my package.
Cambarus The Baros Syndicate Onslaught.	Posted - 2009.06.28 02:44:00 - [74] This actually reminds me of someone I wardecced ages ago. Ceo of the corp informed me that she used to be a model, and that maybe there were...other ways she could convince me to drop the wardec (and I'm not even kidding when I say the first thing that popped into my head when she said this was having a timestamped picture with our corp name on it for recruitment purposes >_< ) I laughed it off, and proceeded to pillage (though no ****, apparently they removed that part of the book from the game :( ),plunder and whatnot. Hmmm, I wonder if I still have that e-mail address kicking around...
Anderson Williams Gallente Neo Catamites Laconian Syndicate	Posted - 2009.06.28 03:05:00 - [75] Originally by: Cambarus This actually reminds me of someone I wardecced ages ago. Ceo of the corp informed me that she used to be a model, and that maybe there were...other ways she could convince me to drop the wardec (and I'm not even kidding when I say the first thing that popped into my head when she said this was having a timestamped picture with our corp name on it for recruitment purposes >_< ) I laughed it off, and proceeded to pillage (though no ****, apparently they removed that part of the book from the game :( ),plunder and whatnot. Hmmm, I wonder if I still have that e-mail address kicking around... Pic or GTFO
Herzog Wolfhammer	Posted - 2009.06.28 03:35:00 - [76] It's going to cost you all billions of ISK to PREVENT me from posting nude pics of myself.
Agent Banana	Posted - 2009.06.28 03:36:00 - [77] where does she/he find all those weirdos.... hmm.. like attracts like maybe
Swalesey	Posted - 2009.06.28 08:58:00 - [78] Edited by: Swalesey on 28/06/2009 09:00:43 Originally by: Anderson Williams I think there needs to be an IRL Pic thread. No bs. Id toss a pic up. Tho naked? Hrm... id have to think about that one.. I would have to accept there would be dudes browsing the thread.. starin at my package. I bet if we aren't allowed to post killmails they sexeh pictures are out of the question :P
Denny Haze Amarr Knights of Destiny	Posted - 2009.06.28 10:47:00 - [79] Originally by: Anderson Williams starin at my package. Until proof, it's a wreckage!
Anderson Williams Gallente Neo Catamites Laconian Syndicate	Posted - 2009.06.28 12:07:00 - [80] Originally by: Swalesey Edited by: Swalesey on 28/06/2009 09:00:43 Originally by: Anderson Williams I think there needs to be an IRL Pic thread. No bs. Id toss a pic up. Tho naked? Hrm... id have to think about that one.. I would have to accept there would be dudes browsing the thread.. starin at my package. I bet if we aren't allowed to post killmails they sexeh pictures are out of the question :P Touche
Venetian Tar The 0ri Sc0rched Earth	Posted - 2009.06.28 12:30:00 - [81] Looks like I got to this party a little late. Don't worry, I won't post any nude pics of mysely, I'm not that sick :) ~~~
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.28 14:06:00 - [82] Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer It's going to cost you all billions of ISK to PREVENT me from posting nude pics of myself. The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Dirty Sue	Posted - 2009.06.28 14:12:00 - [83] Thought this was another MJ thread.
Xenophanes Colophon	Posted - 2009.06.28 14:42:00 - [84] Originally by: Agent Banana where does she/he find all those weirdos.... hmm.. like attracts like maybe Could have something to do with having a name like Lady Spank.
Razzor Death Valor Inc. Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.06.28 15:19:00 - [85] Originally by: Lady Spank Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer It's going to cost you all billions of ISK to PREVENT me from posting nude pics of myself. I was just inbout to transfer the isk aswell. Isk Dennied.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.29 00:37:00 - [86] Originally by: Razzor Death Originally by: Lady Spank Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer It's going to cost you all billions of ISK to PREVENT me from posting nude pics of myself. I was just inbout to transfer the isk aswell. Isk Dennied. Stupid forums broke my post. I was gonna SAY... That threat would make for some epic griefing.... for the right person! Sadly not for my of course ^_-
Razzor Death Valor Inc. Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.06.29 00:46:00 - [87] Did you want me to delete the pics you sent then ? I'm confused..
Misanth Reaper Industries	Posted - 2009.06.29 01:39:00 - [88] Step back kids, hand over all your naked pictures to Special Agent Misanth. I'll take care of this, we don't want any pervs in the neighbourhood, right? - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.29 01:52:00 - [89] Thank you Misanth for selflessly taking this matter into your own hands.
Misanth Reaper Industries	Posted - 2009.06.29 01:52:00 - [90] Originally by: Lady Spank Thank you Misanth for selflessly taking this matter into your own hands. Anything for you babe.
Erick Morillo	Posted - 2009.06.29 03:26:00 - [91] Originally by: Misanth Originally by: Lady Spank Thank you Misanth for selflessly taking this matter into your own hands. Anything for you babe. u make my day
Bestofworst Gallente	Posted - 2009.06.29 03:33:00 - [92] Originally by: Misanth Originally by: Lady Spank Thank you Misanth for selflessly taking this matter into your own hands. Anything for you babe. SPAI ---- My Music
Andrea Griffin	Posted - 2009.06.29 03:59:00 - [93] Lady Spank never fails to amuse me. You're one of those people that makes Eve a very special place.
Misanth Reaper Industries	Posted - 2009.06.29 06:23:00 - [94] Originally by: Andrea Griffin Lady Spank never fails to amuse me. You're one of those people that makes Eve a very special place. That's not her only quality. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Chris Hansenn	Posted - 2009.06.29 06:25:00 - [95] Originally by: Pyrostasis Was anyone else disappointed that Chris Hanson didnt show up at the end?
Denny Haze Amarr Knights of Destiny	Posted - 2009.06.29 14:50:00 - [96] Originally by: Misanth Step back kids, hand over all your naked pictures to Special Agent Misanth. I'll take care of this, we don't want any pervs in the neighbourhood, right? Some words combined up there just make me want to go ingame, and press "Alt+NumTab3+Alt Gr" Well, now you're too curious not to click me
Misanth Reaper Industries	Posted - 2009.06.29 15:24:00 - [97] Originally by: Denny Haze Originally by: Misanth Step back kids, hand over all your naked pictures to Special Agent Misanth. I'll take care of this, we don't want any pervs in the neighbourhood, right? Some words combined up there just make me want to go ingame, and press "Alt+NumTab3+Alt Gr" I'd like you better if you were Denny Crane. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.29 22:23:00 - [98] Originally by: Denny Haze Originally by: Misanth Step back kids, hand over all your naked pictures to Special Agent Misanth. I'll take care of this, we don't want any pervs in the neighbourhood, right? Some words combined up there just make me want to go ingame, and press "Alt+NumTab3+Alt Gr" why not do it then, then give me your isk The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Frey't Caldari smart mining and manufactoring industries	Posted - 2009.06.29 22:57:00 - [99] sometimes when i'm drinking i wake up in a alley or other strange dirty place with no panties on..... somtimes
EnslaverOfMinmatar Amarr Viziam	Posted - 2009.06.30 02:03:00 - [100] Edited by: EnslaverOfMinmatar on 30/06/2009 02:03:43 you talked to a CREEPY CREEP for 50m isk??????? uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
Michwich	Posted - 2009.06.30 02:46:00 - [101] Congratulation on your discovery, profiting off pervs is a fine woman profession with a history that go back to the begining of man. You have natrural talents but have lots to learn. PM me and ill show you how to make more than just 50m isk off pervs. ;)
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.30 07:48:00 - [102] I barely acknowledged him for 50m yes The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
TraininVain	Posted - 2009.06.30 09:29:00 - [103] Edited by: TraininVain on 30/06/2009 09:32:34 Oh Lady Spank. I don't care if you're a dude with hairy moobs IRL, I have the hots for you either way because of this thread <3
Warrio GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.06.30 12:12:00 - [104] I am a girl and will send nekkid pics of myself for 50 million isk per go. sXe
Jerusaleman Caldari GREY COUNCIL THE R0NIN	Posted - 2009.06.30 12:15:00 - [105] i am a guy but would dress up as a girl for 50 mil
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.30 14:08:00 - [106] How much to undress? RAWR The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Sserxe	Posted - 2009.06.30 20:02:00 - [107] The fact that this thread has gone 4 pages is just proof that its in the correct forum and it is clear a crime has been perpetrated in its continuation.
Denny Haze Amarr Knights of Destiny	Posted - 2009.07.01 14:20:00 - [108] Originally by: Misanth Originally by: Denny Haze Originally by: Misanth Step back kids, hand over all your naked pictures to Special Agent Misanth. I'll take care of this, we don't want any pervs in the neighbourhood, right? Some words combined up there just make me want to go ingame, and press "Alt+NumTab3+Alt Gr" I'd like you better if you were Denny Crane. You like me uncomforatbly a lot anyway Well, now you're too curious not to click me
Tezalsh	Posted - 2009.07.01 14:48:00 - [109] "Creepö sounds exactly like your average WoW player. I would have paid the creep 100mil just to be on the receiving end of that conversation... that seriously made me laugh.
Morel Nova z3r0 Gravity YARRR and CO	Posted - 2009.07.01 15:15:00 - [110] Edited by: Morel Nova on 01/07/2009 15:15:29 what I'm wondering after reading that (awsome) story is why o why did you quit after 50 mil?? you should have whipped up a fake msn account and started working that creep for serious isk :D I bet you could have gotten a couple of PLEXes out of him :D "oh I cant keep playing any more on monday, dont have enough for subscription. boo-hoo" etc :P Put in space whales!
Tezalsh	Posted - 2009.07.01 15:22:00 - [111] Originally by: Morel Nova Edited by: Morel Nova on 01/07/2009 15:15:29 what I'm wondering after reading that (awsome) story is why o why did you quit after 50 mil?? you should have whipped up a fake msn account and started working that creep for serious isk :D I bet you could have gotten a couple of PLEXes out of him :D "oh I cant keep playing any more on monday, dont have enough for subscription. boo-hoo" etc :P There would be no harm cranking a mic out aswell, and chatting to the poor fella'. I would have had my bets on stretching it to a bil, or an Orca from the corp hanger >.>. This reminds me of the Pinky-Cam
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.07.01 16:23:00 - [112] Well he mentioned a corp carrier, and I was considering joining and trying for access etc.. but to be honest, I just didn't want to spend that much time conversing with him. It was nauseating enough as it was. Damn my lack of perv tolerance >_< Any minxy characters want his name contact to sploit him further contact me in game, will pick one at random, or whoever sugar daddies me the most flutters eyelids The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Swalesey	Posted - 2009.07.01 21:10:00 - [113] Thankyou for keeping this topic running. I never knew the internet had perverts on it. I think this thread should be stickied tbh
El Smol	Posted - 2009.07.01 21:48:00 - [114] Originally by: Swalesey I never knew the internet had perverts on it. Epic quote! Well done!
Yorlock Caldari Farmer Killers United Corporations Against Macros	Posted - 2009.07.02 08:20:00 - [115] Laughing... too hard ... to... breath... classic
monolosa	Posted - 2009.07.02 08:39:00 - [116] 14/f/cali send 100mil for pic ^^
Tiny Tove	Posted - 2009.07.02 08:39:00 - [117] I do a similar thing, only in The Sims. Since I'm the only guy playing it, I am literally beating them back with a dirty stick. They're all like "u r so cool having a willy and stuff, send me pics of it and I'll mow ur lawn for a month. and feed ur fish" Well I just send them a picture of a phallus I find on the google image search, and then I get free fish food. It's so great being the only one. Now don't any of you start playing The Sims and stealing my hareem of desperate teenage virgins, ok?
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.07.02 10:16:00 - [118] OK The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
zaxin diadrin Minmatar Esquires Of Questionable Intention	Posted - 2009.07.02 11:16:00 - [119] Most entertaining read in a while :) No one ever offers me isk :( Usually they just swear at me a lot
Hexentanz Amarr The Eden Trading International Corporation	Posted - 2009.07.02 14:02:00 - [120] Lady Spank.. ..Seriously, you made my day. cheers from switzerland to your yarrer'z ;) ------ TETIC The Eden Trading International Corporation www.tetic.ch / German Trading Corporation

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