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Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:06:00 - [1] Edited by: Lady Spank on 26/06/2009 20:21:21 TLDR: find a C5 wormhole linking Stain, Deklein, a C6 and Sinq Laison. Steal an Impel and a creep gives me 50m isk in exchange for a RL photo. So I'm probin' wormholes and find a juicy C6 Cataclysmic Varial Anomaly (the cap boost / remote rep boost one) Found an impel just sitting about, got a friend in to retrieve it. Not a bad start to the day ^ _^ I later find an Anathema just sitting there, so I nip off for a nearby combat ship... but by the time I get back the cov ops has gone... but I see someone in local in a ferox. I wonder if theyre stuck in system so, unable to probe in my incursus I give them a should to see if they need 'rescuing'. After getting no response I move on... only to start getting evemails from the guy... 2009.06.26 16:57 Do I even Know you? Do you Realize that im not stupid? i know you're wanted and i know you will kill me. -------------------- 2009.06.26 16:59 Theres no need for that. I'm wanted because I pvp in low sec but I'f I offer you safe exit I mean just that. I also noticed you seem well equipped out there anyway so you don't need my help I fail to see how an incursus will take out a rokh anyway :) 2009.06.26 17:00 wait what? how did you know i was well equipped? lol... well im not done. using the crappy low power slots till i get my skills for another good outfits. say you seem nice :P maybe cute :O lol (This sets off alarms - Perv alert!) 2009.06.26 17:04 lol :P hey u might be cute ;) maybeh sexy :O god i fail lmao ferox has no slots... sorta a decoy ship lol anathema? i dont have that... probing the pain in the ass lol 2009.06.26 17:05 How did you get in there without probing then ^ _^ 2009.06.26 17:08 i probed? :P lol hmm u single? :P LOL nah jk. so why are you in a 0.0? a bit dangerous for you babe. i like dangerous girls :P RAWR LMFAO 2009.06.26 17:12 hmmmmm got a pic? :P jk jk jk i wonder if my ..... thing is dangerous enough for you :P 2009.06.26 17:20 maybe ill webcam? show my 9 inch? lmao :P unless your a guy -.- lol 2009.06.26 17:25 lol i just wantd to c ur face. ur rents wont know if i cammed... trust me.. and im guessing you would like that eh? :P lol hmm maybe a wbecam and isk? :P WTF? He then convos me... CREEP > i forgot.. Lady Spank > BAD TIMING CREEP > we have messagers -.- CREEP > ? wha Lady Spank > im in 0.0 fighting CREEP > woops.. my bad.. :/ Lady Spank > you just lost me my vexor and pod :( (LIES LIES LIES) CREEP > errr i msged u 30 secs before you lost it? :/ Lady Spank > yeah you caused lag and distracted me :( CREEP > :( sorry.. CREEP > really am Lady Spank > :( Lady Spank > Nearly won though... CREEP > i said sorry :(:( Lady Spank > I ... think I can afford to replace it... on no! implants :( it happens its ok CREEP > id pay u CREEP > but. i onlt got CREEP > 50 mil CREEP > sorta spend my mney on a carrier Lady Spank > thats more than I have! I have 10m :( CREEP > :/ ill pay you 40, but you gotta send me that pic :P lol CREEP > how old r u? jw.. im 17 Lady Spank > I'm ... 16 Lady Spank > u sure ur 17? Lady Spank > not another old creep ¼_¼ CREEP > yeah CREEP > im 17 CREEP > why.. fuuck no im not a creep Lady Spank > ok im looking on my myspace for a pic lol XD CREEP > i got a pic to prove it.. CREEP > and i got myspace :O CREEP > lol Lady Spank > I shouldnt but I need a new ship :( Lady Spank > they are expensive out here in 0.0 :( CREEP > -.- Lady Spank > 7.5m here Lady Spank > looking, dont want to send a bad one lol CREEP > hmm why dont i add u? or u add me? so that way u know what i look like CREEP > i look 20 -.- but im seriously 17 Lady Spank > ok this is from my okc instead lol Lady Spank > you better pay meeeeee of I will feel cheap and used :( Lady Spank > (here I link some random lass' pic) Lady Spank > :( CREEP > sorry The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:07:00 - [2] Edited by: Lady Spank on 26/06/2009 20:16:19 CREEP > was afk ok heer (he sends me 50m) Lady Spank > ♥ thanx! CREEP > ;) np babe Lady Spank > babe, aw thanx hun Lady Spank > but... that was all your money? CREEP > idc CREEP > you need it. Lady Spank > I might come back to your wormhole and play around there :D that would be fun Lady Spank > thanx Then he gets confused for some reason... think he's been smoking da herb... CREEP > YOUR A DOUCHE Lady Spank > ? CREEP > wait.. CREEP > whos this? CREEP > nm CREEP > nm Lady Spank > ? CREEP > -.- Lady Spank > what? CREEP > your (K's) gf arent u Lady Spank > he told me not to say Lady Spank > I mean no Lady Spank > who is (K)? CREEP > sh*t CREEP > im sorry CREEP > wrong person. i was ..... high.. Lady Spank > No I don't know (K), well I see he is your director. CREEP > yeah Lady Spank > Does he liike to trick you? CREEP > nm i thought u were his gf. he said his gf acc was almost the saame was urs CREEP > yes.. he tricked me.. CREEP > hey would you like to join CDI? we'd love to have your kickass ship Lady Spank > my vexor? CREEP > yes, or a battleship (we pay 100 mil a week CREEP > miners get alot of isk Lady Spank > if I join how do I move my barge, can I put it in corp hanger to be delivered CREEP > yes, were moving to an empire right now CREEP > but we might set up another POS soon Lady Spank > cool XD Lady Spank > so where are you guys based at the moment? CREEP > idk.. CREEP > need someone to escort me there lol.. CREEP > got msn? Lady Spank > no but I got your 50m thank you very much bye So yeah, don't perv on the ladies in internet spaceships ok? The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Kojee Black Serpent Technologies Aggression.	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:14:00 - [3] Edited by: Kojee on 26/06/2009 20:15:14 Gives a whole new meaning to "bad news bear(s)"
ViRUS Pottage Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:14:00 - [4] lol epic _________ Originally by: CCP Taera May I have your stuff?
RedSplat Heretic Army	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:16:00 - [5] You smell nice Originally by: CCP Mitnal I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting. Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
xXxSatsujinxXx Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:32:00 - [6] I look 35. -_- But seriously i'm 17.
Commander Yassir Perkone	Posted - 2009.06.26 20:50:00 - [7] Thats....I honestly don't know what to say...
Crix Drashir Caldari Chimera's Vengeance	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:01:00 - [8] Now that was a funny C&P post
Durzel The Xenodus Initiative.	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:14:00 - [9] I'm not sure I could stomach playing along with that, even for 50m. What pic did you send btw? url2pix plz
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:24:00 - [10] Yeah, well I kinda let him run under his own steam for most of it. I'd post the pic but I don't want the poor lass getting unnecessary attention.
Crix Drashir Caldari Chimera's Vengeance	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:26:00 - [11] Can you petition pervs as you can't name and shame Name and shame would be a public service in this instance I'm thinking
Maisha Libo Caldari Crimson Logistical	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:32:00 - [12] thank you. that just made my day.
whisk Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:45:00 - [13] Adapt or Die
FU22 Pigs In Space United Proletariat Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:52:00 - [14] that was pretty funny
Kingnuts Estel Arador Corp Services	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:06:00 - [15] this is why i dont play female characters.
Zodern	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:20:00 - [16] Originally by: Kingnuts this is why i dont play female characters. And here I was thinking, "Man, I should make a few female alts..." >_>
Lexa Hellfury The Vainglorious	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:27:00 - [17] Originally by: Kingnuts this is why i dont play female characters. It's pretty awesome. I've never had anything quite like this before, but people are waaaay more willing to engage a Caldari Achura Female than say, a Minmatar Brutor Male. Nice read Spank, definitely had me saying "wtf?" Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
Everybruce	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:29:00 - [18] lady spank threads are about the only worthwhile thing here now
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:44:00 - [19] Thanks for reading people, was worried it was way TLDR but glad you all found it funny/creepy. I've had to hit the cider to get over it ^ _^
Nel Tu Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:47:00 - [20] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Originally by: Kingnuts this is why i dont play female characters. It's pretty awesome. I've never had anything quite like this before, but people are waaaay more willing to engage a Caldari Achura Female than say, a Minmatar Brutor Male. Nice read Spank, definitely had me saying "wtf?" It's why I love you and Lana the most <3 ============== Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:55:00 - [21] jesus christ I rofl'd so hard, that's great ________________________________________________
Aerykah Malegant Camelot Innovations	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:58:00 - [22] Definitely creepy...and kinda gross.
Malcanis Vanishing Point. The Initiative.	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:58:00 - [23] "hmmmmm got a pic? :P jk jk jk" Lots of jking going on there.
Sergiiy Kortos The Really Awesome Players	Posted - 2009.06.26 22:59:00 - [24] 1 billion isk for Lady Spanks photo in real life with her holding up a sign that says "i'm lady Spank and i'm the troll queen of C&P" Isk Ready for transfer.
Kahega Amielden Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.06.26 23:11:00 - [25] This is actually not rare. I was tempted to create a female character just for kicks.
xXxSatsujinxXx Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen	Posted - 2009.06.26 23:13:00 - [26] Originally by: Malcanis "hmmmmm got a pic? :P jk jk jk" Lots of jking going on there. oh man... i lol'd so hard... and now my roommate is looking at me like a loon...
De'Veldrin Minmatar Special Projects Executive	Posted - 2009.06.26 23:31:00 - [27] Wow. Epic and a true classic. This thread deserves to be framed. --Vel Experience is what you get right after you need it.
Pyrostasis Caldari Rage Quit Inc	Posted - 2009.06.27 00:06:00 - [28] Was anyone else disappointed that Chris Hanson didnt show up at the end?
Nuzzy Futs Amarr Hedion University	Posted - 2009.06.27 00:19:00 - [29] we now know what killed Michael Jackson - He obviously assumed you were a young boy and when he got the pic was was thrown into cardiac arrest. Awww Nuts.
Alderon Mizuchi Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.06.27 00:56:00 - [30] 10/10 Would read again.

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