What is this, I don't even....?

You're doing it wrong (yet again):


What is this I don't even

Is this a thread about Technetium?

As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. Now, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!

But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.

No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a thought.

makes u think

Ah, your American....

do you have like a manual for these me-me's? please respond thanks in advance

Next up, pony jokes.

The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods


makes u think

It makes me thing you don't know what sugar is.

Stereotyping at it's finest

I shall just leave an image here unashamedly stolen from one of the finest scifi comics of my woefully misspent youth.

Stereotyping at it's finest

I shall just leave an image here unashamedly stolen from one of the finest scifi comics of my woefully misspent youth.

Yay, belly wheels from 2000AD, classic.

are the gravitationally challenged entitled to the sweat of their own flab? the pope says: gluttony is a sin, the man on the street says: lmao fat ass, I chose surgery.

As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. Now, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!

But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.

No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a thought.

makes u think

Why thank you!! It is unfortunate that food is so cheap in the USA. I don't blame them for their outrageous obesity percentage as a population. If I was American I would also be a fatty fat lard arse because I do love food and they have some insanely great food there.

Why thank you!! It is unfortunate that food is so cheap in the USA. I don't blame them for their outrageous obesity percentage as a population. If I was American I would also be a fatty fat lard arse because I do love food and they have some insanely great food there.

Uhm, you haven't priced organic food in the US then. And you probably don't realize that a lot of the fast food and processed food is designed to make you want to eat it (i.e. full of fats, sugars, salt, etc.) as opposed to providing a healthy meal. Never mind people being stupid enough to eat that stuff as their primary diet.

Why pay more to eat organic you say? Prozac fed to Chickens:
"The same study also found that one-third of feather-meal samples contained an antihistamine that is the active ingredient of Benadryl. The great majority of feather meal contained acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol. And feather-meal samples from China contained an antidepressant that is the active ingredient in Prozac.

Poultry-growing literature has recommended Benadryl to reduce anxiety among chickens, apparently because stressed chickens have tougher meat and grow more slowly. Tylenol and Prozac presumably serve the same purpose."

If only you could see what we're cooking in the CFC.

Literally.

Massive piles of food. You'd probably just want to bury your face in the plates and inhale it all.

Edit: White Tree more like white whale.

some respect for the man who saved gallente ships plz

hey buddy there's lots of fat in your average cake, pie and ice cream. sooo maybe you should shut up about things you dont understand? thanks i just had to vent