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White Tree
the boltzmann experience
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
809
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:01:00 -
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As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. How, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!
But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.
No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a few moments of your time.
Just OPEN YOUR EYES.
Former member of CSM6, Champion of the Gallente Master Race. |
Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
1587
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:04:00 -
[2] - Quote
Is this a thread about Technetium?
CSM 7 Chairman
My Blog - Where I say stuff
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White Tree
the boltzmann experience
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
811
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:06:00 -
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Is Technetium EVE Online's 'High fructose Corn Syrup'? More thoughts tonight at 11.
Former member of CSM6, Champion of the Gallente Master Race. |
Herold Oldtimer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
58
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:06:00 -
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White Tree wrote:As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. Now, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!
But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.
No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a thought.
makes u think
Im sorry, but your big post rumbled right past me.
But hey. I like sweets too.  |
TheButcherPete
Specter Syndicate
CORE Alliance
182
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:08:00 -
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What is this, I don't even....?
My moncole doubles as a cigarette lighter, a flashlight, a laser and x-ray goggles.
If you haven't noticed yet, I'm in love with Punkturis. -á-á-á
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Jonah Gravenstein
303
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:16:00 -
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Fatties of Eve unite, with enough of us we can steamroller anybody flat through sheer weight (not of numbers but lbs)
Relevant
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Desert Ice78
Cobra Kai Dojo
WHY so Seri0Us
123
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:27:00 -
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...content, must be content here somewhere.....
well here comes the lock...
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused. |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
531
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:29:00 -
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Desert Ice78 wrote:...content, must be content here somewhere.....
well here comes the lock...
High fat content.
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
White Tree
the boltzmann experience
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
811
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:30:00 -
[9] - Quote
Desert Ice78 wrote:...content, must be content here somewhere.....
well here comes the lock...
if u look closely ull see a message about entitlement, noob
Former member of CSM6, Champion of the Gallente Master Race. |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:32:00 -
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Desert Ice78 wrote:...content, must be content here somewhere.....
Noes, we just wasted our time. |
stoicfaux
1067
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:33:00 -
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In before the lock, the heart attack, the diabetic coma, or the firemen to cut a hole in your bedroom wall so that the crane can lift you onto a flatbed truck for a trip to the hospital, whichever comes first.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled
The.Alliance
755
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:33:00 -
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Is this a thread about highsec mining and level 4 missions?
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Pres Crendraven
27
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:40:00 -
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How many twinkies can i fit in my badger?
Meta34me
Corp and Alliance details hidden to protect the innocent. |
Fabulousli Obvious
State War Academy
Caldari State
45
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:43:00 -
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deserves quadruple facepalm
http://eve-files.com/dl/254744
Last words:-á Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 |
White Tree
the boltzmann experience
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
811
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:44:00 -
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Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
tanx 4 teh meme!!!!
Former member of CSM6, Champion of the Gallente Master Race. |
Solhild
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
686
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:45:00 -
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OP has a point, why work for anything? |
Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar
Intrepid Crossing
89
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Posted - 2012.05.19 14:01:00 -
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If it gets to the point where you are constantly wheezing down the mic......then you have a problem.
Edit...spelling.
I speak only for myself and my corp. My views are not representative of my alliance. |
Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
351
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Posted - 2012.05.19 14:02:00 -
[18] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/ZOKdT.jpg
Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á
Senior Recruiter |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
1180
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Posted - 2012.05.19 14:36:00 -
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its because of you fatasses that our clones are so expensive
I DEMAND A CCP FAT TAX AND FREE UNIVERSAL CLONING FOR ALL!!
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
AFK Hauler
State War Academy
Caldari State
84
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Posted - 2012.05.19 15:18:00 -
[20] - Quote
Sounds like an OUT OF POD experience because you certainly cant FIT in one with the way you describe your current health.
Sweets anyone? |
Cutter Isaacson
Peace n Quiet
130
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Posted - 2012.05.19 15:22:00 -
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White Tree wrote: hovergut
best. word. ever.
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stoicfaux
1070
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Posted - 2012.05.19 15:24:00 -
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Morganta wrote:its because of you fatasses that our clones are so expensive
I DEMAND A CCP FAT TAX AND FREE UNIVERSAL CLONING FOR ALL!!
Oh please, the option to Super-Size your clone is just that, an option. We need people to show self-restraint instead of increasing taxes on the clone-creators.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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TheBreadMuncher
Boxxed Up Industries
EPIC Alliance
57
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Posted - 2012.05.19 15:38:00 -
[23] - Quote
Oh c'mon, if my main got banned for less than this...
I only ever emerge from the shadows when my main is banned. |
Commit Sudoku
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2012.05.19 15:51:00 -
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I couldn't decide what to post so:
A: I can't ******* believe this amount of pure vitriolic fat-shaming in are forums. We should rise up against this and throw some of our weight around to make this stop.
B: Oh a white tree post, all I heard was "potato potato spuddy spud spud they're after me lucky charms"
C: lmao hovergut
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White Tree
the boltzmann experience
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
816
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Posted - 2012.05.19 15:54:00 -
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Commit Sudoku wrote:I couldn't decide what to post so:
A: I can't ******* believe this amount of pure vitriolic fat-shaming in are forums. We should rise up against this and throw some of our weight around to make this stop.
I told you it isn't fat-shaming if I'm fat. God.
Former member of CSM6, Champion of the Gallente Master Race. |
Josef Djugashvilis
185
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Posted - 2012.05.19 15:57:00 -
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White Tree wrote:As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. Now, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!
But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.
No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a thought.
makes u think
More like high s*ite content than high fat content thread.
You want fries with that? |
Commit Sudoku
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2012.05.19 16:00:00 -
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White Tree wrote:Commit Sudoku wrote:I couldn't decide what to post so:
A: I can't ******* believe this amount of pure vitriolic fat-shaming in are forums. We should rise up against this and throw some of our weight around to make this stop.
I told you it isn't fat-shaming if I'm fat. God.
"I'm not a lard-embarasser, I have many rotund friends"
Nice try, shitler,,, |
Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
156
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Posted - 2012.05.19 16:05:00 -
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haha fat
There should be a rather awesome pic here |
Ituhata Saken
Crimson Cross Destroyers
39
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Posted - 2012.05.19 16:08:00 -
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fat you are. |
Commit Sudoku
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2012.05.19 16:31:00 -
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i plannted a tower in oorbit next to white tree but all im harvesting is methane gas |
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