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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.06 05:57:00 -
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Well...it finally happened.
Quote:
2009.07.06 02:58 Leverage Inc. has declared war on Standards and Practices. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
MyOldCEO who threatened to dec me here. And its actually happened. Oh joy..oh bliss.
Here's MyOldCEO's response to my little backstory. How very much upset he seems to be.
I'm not sure where this one is going folks...but knowing my adversary he will be running his mouth like there's no tomorrow..so watch for updates here and in the pirate stories thread...war in less than 24 hours.
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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species2143
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Posted - 2009.07.06 06:17:00 -
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Cool story bro
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Zar Terra
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2009.07.06 07:38:00 -
[3]
Looking forward to this.
-= NightShifter =-
Originally by: Dirk Magnum On the one hand I love a metaphorical trainwreck but come on. This is sort of like crashing a plane on top of a train that's already wrecked.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.06 09:15:00 -
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Maybe he's just Role Playing?
or as I prefer to think whenever I meet those angry people, that my actions are currently causing their woman to spend a few nights at their sister's, the refuge, whatever. Every road rage, every roid rage, I just love the thought that some woman somewhere is making excuses for his behaviour to her best mate who's ice packing her eye again.
I think they're just projecting. I don't know what projecting is, I just hear that a lot on films and stuff.
or maybe they're just angry at their fathers, also a common affliction so I hear.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.07 14:42:00 -
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War..day 1..
Nothing going on. I'm busy setting up instas, new safes, killing the occasional rat (Thanks for the Shadow..nothing interesting in it tho. Yes, I ratted and salvaged in your backyard...how's that working out for you?)
I run into MyOldCEO and a buddy. He's a taranis, buddy in an ishtar. Me in the helios of doom (tm). Don't think I'm gonna be engaging that this morning. Let's see what we shall see in the evening-times. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.07 15:47:00 -
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If 400mil in loses means `nothing going on`, then yea.. nothing going on. Someone should check their corp loses before posting. Btw, do you abuse much that covops cloak on the helios when you rat? :)
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Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.07.07 15:59:00 -
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Originally by: Mzr If 400mil in loses means `nothing going on`, then yea.. nothing going on. Someone should check their corp loses before posting. Btw, do you abuse much that covops cloak on the helios when you rat? :)
Yeah man, cloaking in a covert ops ship shows so little e-honor. He should just attack you with his single gun and drone right?
Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke!
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.07 16:12:00 -
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Hm...you're right..I keep forgetting that I'm not a one man operation anymore.
And yes, the helios of doom does fit a wonderful cloak. You like it? --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Le Soltueur
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.07 16:12:00 -
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Originally by: Davinel Lulinvega Yeah man, cloaking in a covert ops ship shows so little e-honor. He should just attack you with his single gun and drone right?
This.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.07 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: Davinel Lulinvega Yeah man, cloaking in a covert ops ship shows so little e-honor. He should just attack you with his single gun and drone right?
Single gun? How am I supposed to fit a probe launcher if I've got a gun fit?  --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.07 16:56:00 -
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Quote: Yes, I ratted and salvaged in your backyard...how's that working out for you?
****in hell, you got past all our `defenses` at 3am US tz and ratted in a helios. Someone should give this guy a ****en medal. Looking forward to see you in something without a covops cloak, mr. `instas and safes`.
Meantime I'll let the kb speak. I'm sure you and your fanbois are gonna find good explanations for everything that goes wrong in there. Now go troll some more about a helios.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.07 17:10:00 -
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my god your pathetic.
Keep up the lulz please.
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.07 17:17:00 -
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Originally by: Mzr
Quote: Yes, I ratted and salvaged in your backyard...how's that working out for you?
****in hell, you got past all our `defenses` at 3am US tz and ratted in a helios. Someone should give this guy a ****en medal. Looking forward to see you in something without a covops cloak, mr. `instas and safes`.
Meantime I'll let the kb speak. I'm sure you and your fanbois are gonna find good explanations for everything that goes wrong in there. Now go troll some more about a helios.
Mike, get your facts straight if you're going to post. 9am-ish east coast time was right before I ran into you in Cist...I even waved to some of the EMP guys on my way through. Heck, some of the systems hadn't even been loaded as I tooled through the loop doing a short shadow hunt through amoen/ruerrotta and gallusiene, stopping to run a locator on you...Remember when we used to hunt shadows? Good times eh. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.07 17:45:00 -
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Edited by: Mzr on 07/07/2009 17:48:03 I'll see you in space Zed. Bring the fanbois.
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RedSplat
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.07 17:49:00 -
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Edited by: RedSplat on 07/07/2009 17:51:14 Fetching popcorn
Originally by: Mzr Edited by: Mzr on 07/07/2009 17:48:03 I'll see you in space Zed. Bring the fanbois.
Why did you remove the KB links?
Were they not Originally by: Mzr Lulz
as you said they were?
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Neeza
Farming Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.07 18:31:00 -
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another epic story !
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Sabriele
Amarr H.I.V.E.
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Posted - 2009.07.07 18:39:00 -
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Yay! Fanbois!

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Fobiah
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.07.07 19:04:00 -
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Quote: But to torment the poor idiot in ****ing detail for weeks, just for repeated personal gratification doesn't make you a good pvper. Or a good story teller. You're just a sad panda in desperate need of attention.
^ Hover for full effect. 
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.07 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Neeza another epic story !
Its not hit epic...its barely gotten just above 'worth a post'. Don't know where its going because I didn't start the war, didn't really want to start the war, not too sure exactly of my old ceo's goals for this.
In my previous chronicle, it was originally about calling someone's bluff and quickly turned into a war against the painfully un-aware and stupid. This one doesn't have a really good start. Sure, the backstory is interesting if you know any of the players or the region, but I thought it was more or less done with other than some possible banter in local.
Right now I'm just the one telling the story of it. Hope its good for y'all. I'm sure things will be revealed as it winds out.
Will Miney get vengence for his lost ships? Will Mzr lose his marbles frothing at the mouth posting? Will Zed actually manage to kill something worthwhile and full of lulz? (Doubt it unless Mzr's former alliance gets into the act, and even then they run a pretty tight ship and won't be transporting blueprints during the war. And unlike during the adventures of ThCEO, I'm pretty sure everyone in Mzr's corp actually knows how to fit their ships, use teamspeak, coordinate, and otherwise be relatively good at what they do)
Who knows..stay tuned. Updates here and in the pirate stories thread with links to the blog if something lol-worthy and interesting happens. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.07 20:58:00 -
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You had to ran your stupid mouth in Dodixie local when we were there for entirely different business. Totally unprovoked. ****e was dead and burried. But you had to dig it up.. guess you got what you wanted.
Now put yer money where yer mouth is or shut the **** up.
Updates? Only thing that needs updating is a kb. Peeps will get their conclusion from there. No need to feed them biased stories, where you're some kind of a ****en hero.
`Hei I can't pvp for ****. No worries, I'll just write a ton of crap on the forums and some obscure blog. I'll still be awesome, I'm really good at twisting stories.`
I'll see the lot of you in space.
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.07.07 22:19:00 -
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Originally by: Mzr You had to ran your stupid mouth in Dodixie local when we were there for entirely different business. Totally unprovoked. ****e was dead and burried. But you had to dig it up.. guess you got what you wanted.
Now put yer money where yer mouth is or shut the **** up.
Updates? Only thing that needs updating is a kb. Peeps will get their conclusion from there. No need to feed them biased stories, where you're some kind of a ****en hero.
`Hei I can't pvp for ****. No worries, I'll just write a ton of crap on the forums and some obscure blog. I'll still be awesome, I'm really good at twisting stories.`
I'll see the lot of you in space.
I have no idea what's going on but this guy seems like an a-hole. 
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.07 22:21:00 -
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Originally by: Pajama Sam
Originally by: Mzr You had to ran your stupid mouth in Dodixie local when we were there for entirely different business. Totally unprovoked. ****e was dead and burried. But you had to dig it up.. guess you got what you wanted.
Now put yer money where yer mouth is or shut the **** up.
Updates? Only thing that needs updating is a kb. Peeps will get their conclusion from there. No need to feed them biased stories, where you're some kind of a ****en hero.
`Hei I can't pvp for ****. No worries, I'll just write a ton of crap on the forums and some obscure blog. I'll still be awesome, I'm really good at twisting stories.`
I'll see the lot of you in space.
I have no idea what's going on but this guy seems like an a-hole. 
I dunno, I kinda like him so far. Let's see where this goes.  - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

RedSplat
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.07 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: Mzr You had to ran your stupid mouth in Dodixie local when we were there for entirely different business. Totally unprovoked. ****e was dead and burried. But you had to dig it up.. guess you got what you wanted.
Now put yer money where yer mouth is or shut the **** up.
Updates? Only thing that needs updating is a kb. Peeps will get their conclusion from there. No need to feed them biased stories, where you're some kind of a ****en hero.
`Hei I can't pvp for ****. No worries, I'll just write a ton of crap on the forums and some obscure blog. I'll still be awesome, I'm really good at twisting stories.`
I'll see the lot of you in space.
Waiter, i need more salt on my popcorn.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2009.07.07 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: RedSplat
Waiter, i need more salt on my popcorn.
Will dandruff do?
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Miney Prospector
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:07:00 -
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Yeah, one of their guys went for the double plated maller'o'bait(tm) and my corp-mate melted his Myrm with an Abaddon. Don't worry folks, the Maller survived.
Next round went to the eurotrash though as like an idiot I didn't check logons or the gates and went ahead and told the Abaddon pilot to engage the guy who had his Megathron out. Once engaged they jumped in a Hyperion and Domi'o'noobfit (y'know, the plated neuting domi of multiboxing goodness), and took out the Abaddon. I didn't think I'd turn the match with my harby but I'd rather lose a ship then leave a corp mate hanging so I warped in and we lost it too.
Not to worry though, I got a hunch that it's probably the one guy who is playing all 3 of the accounts, at best it's 2 guys with one of them multi boxing.
Once again we find ourselves outnumbered. Situation normal.
I'm not saying anything, I'm just sayin' |

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.08 05:14:00 -
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Originally by: Miney Prospector Not to worry though, I got a hunch that it's probably the one guy who is playing all 3 of the accounts, at best it's 2 guys with one of them multi boxing.
Once again we find ourselves outnumbered. Situation normal.
Your hunch would be partially correct... Let's see...I know Creator232 is a seperate guy from Mzr...but this new guy...Euan8...
Hey, bought on the day right before he joined Leverage...and flying right along side Mzr, who I know does multiple clients. So good hunching Miney :)
In war news... I blew up a neutral retriever. In highsec. News at 11.
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.08 07:21:00 -
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War news..no lulz. Well, maybe a couple.
So, I've moved up may main ratting boat..the mighy incursus! Look at it the wrong way and its dead. And have at the loop. Not for long, I actually run into Mzr on the way in. Taranis...not a match..but let's jump in anyhow..check some systems. Punch a gate that I know is the short jump so I can clear the system.. He's in a ranis for pete's sakes...slam the gate come back.
I get through half the belts in the system before he shows up. And I valiantly...wait a second. Cause I'm beyond scan range of one gate..but within the other...let's just crack up the directional...yup..there he is and..yup to the other gate. Let's just wait a second...he should figure out what belt I'm in pretty soon...let's warp to the gate.
Mike's slower than I remember, because he's actually just leaving the gate as I arrive. No problem..let's move out shall we? Jump through, one, two more jumps and...disconnect..sonofa...
Come back...okay, 15km off the gate. Taranis and..Keres? Oh, he's getting some kind of remote assistance from the keres. Turn and burn for the gate and...hey, that taranis doesn't have a web. Hop through, then a few more gates, let's hit the local hub, I have a ship or two there.
Vexor...definately a match for that taranis. Enough of a match that he's not even going to give it a try. Or at least that's what it looks like to me...some point in here I disconnect. *rabble rabble rabble* Coming back..I'm still in one piece and un-aggroed. Cool. Let's dock up, grab the helios and see where he's gone.
And, he's one system over coming at me in a thorax...right, I've got one of those lying around. Let's go and grab it and undock..helpfully Mzr's on the undock...but I'm no longer in the thorax...um..whiskey tango foxtrot? Still in the helios. Right, let's head for the dock...this ain't gonna be pretty...the helios of doom is gonna die... I watch the hammerhead II's come out...and the guns...and wait for...'docking request accepted'..Scotty must love me today.
Let's grab the thorax again...okay. Make sure this time...and hey...logins...pair of them. Not showed up in system. This should be over quick one way or the other. Plated thoraxes..I went with heavy electrons and ecm drones...Mzr's chosen the same guns, probably the same plate. Maybe I should have put some T2 ammo in the guns...His armor's not dropping as fast as I'd like. Now..here's where my stupidity gets me killed. I notice a couple of my drones are idling...and local pops up. So I hit my 'engage' keyboard shortcut for the drones and get ready to bug out. When all my drones hit the drone bay (reminder to self..seperate the return to drone bay keyboard shortcut from the engage keyboard shortcut) And while we're at it, he's got his lock back and a point on..not gonna be able to gtfo. Good by little thorax..you'll be missed...as I pop...a Diemost shows up. Pod helpfully warps off...And as I come back..let's see..thorax, diemost...an oneiros that's not a wartarget.. Right, dock up.. Toss out a good fight because it was.
Get a short lamentation about not having gotten my helios...told him he should fit a better web next time (I'd docked in low..low structure, and was still doing about 300m/s when I hit the station...if I got my math right he was using an x5 enervator...If I got it wrong I apologize cause I told him to fit a better web next time)
So I undock and head off towards my own back yard...Since tonight I'm not going to be able to do anything else tonight...and now its 3am :) Note the time Mike so you can get the time difference right. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Karlemgne
Tides Of War
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Posted - 2009.07.08 08:25:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank my god your pathetic.
Keep up the lulz please.
These words should not come out of your mouth, tbh. My sig don't fracking work. |

Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.08 11:24:00 -
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Let's take it one by one.
`Eurotrash?` Have some ****en dignity when you lose, learn from your 2003 mate. It's ok for you lot to drop an abaddon on a missioning myrm; but you whine when you're on the receiving end?
Btw.. tell peeps how you warped in late in the engagement (no balls? although you were the ones setting up `the trap`), how you started shooting me (instead of the primary) and how your guardian on grid never repped no-one (can't work dual-screens? or no balls again?).
-- Nor Creator or Euan are my alts, but keep trolling that.
-- Zed, you were _very_ close to die in yer helios the 2nd time you met Athlon. Prolly that's why you switched to the incursus (in which you were close to die again in gall when you disconnected), then you went Stac.
-- Keres was there to remote sensor boost me, _maybe_ get the helios at the gates. Was worth the try, 5k scan res.
-- `Vexor...definately a match for that taranis. Enough of a match that he's not even going to give it a try. Or at least that's what it looks like to me`. - Vexor a match for a taranis?? You must be malfunctioning in some way. Get ur ranis out next time, I'll get my neut vexy and 5 warriors.
-- Anyways you were _very_ close to die in the vexor when you disconnected (prolly 0.5sec to acquire locking distance and disrupt yer sorry ass). Inside 2min you would have logged on to a fresh clone.
-- For some reason when you undocked yer helios in Stac I thought you were packing an AB (was just the station spitting you out tho). That's why I pulsed my MWD, to get close range (which ofc ****ed my tracking and dmg output). Even so you docked in 5-10% structure. In any other day you would've been dead. Lamentation? Hardly, was just pointing _facts_.
-- Yes I had oneiros, vaga, deimos on grid for our 1v1, but the order has been given to stand down. They were there in case of monkey business (we got a long history of WTs with neutral RRs.. including your corp in our first engagement).
You had a vexy in station.. no rematch? No ofc, we don't wanna lose too many boats in one day, too much work doing dmg control on the forums afterwards. You just packed shoppe and moved to Dodixie, where you started talking in local and then logged.
Looking forward to see you in those 100+ mil boats.. incursus and helios can only do so much.
Hei Miney, zoom around highsec Placid, I'll introduce you to the `eurotrash` squad. Although I must say I lub your lot, 2008 issue. They're just like you, all **** and vinegar. `Where are the WTs at? Let me at 'em!` 2 days later there you are, with yer blood and guts hanging out, screaming for a goddamn RR. Begging yer mates for help. You dumb ****s don't even know you're dead yet. 
I'll look for you lot in space, I'm sure 450mil is just a pinch to yer missioning wallets.
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Lightningshade
Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.07.08 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Mzr Let's take it one by one.
`Eurotrash?` Have some ****en dignity when you lose, learn from your 2003 mate. It's ok for you lot to drop an abaddon on a missioning myrm; but you whine when you're on the receiving end?
Btw.. tell peeps how you warped in late in the engagement (no balls? although you were the ones setting up `the trap`), how you started shooting me (instead of the primary) and how your guardian on grid never repped no-one (can't work dual-screens? or no balls again?).
-- Nor Creator or Euan are my alts, but keep trolling that.
-- Zed, you were _very_ close to die in yer helios the 2nd time you met Athlon. Prolly that's why you switched to the incursus (in which you were close to die again in gall when you disconnected), then you went Stac.
-- Keres was there to remote sensor boost me, _maybe_ get the helios at the gates. Was worth the try, 5k scan res.
-- `Vexor...definately a match for that taranis. Enough of a match that he's not even going to give it a try. Or at least that's what it looks like to me`. - Vexor a match for a taranis?? You must be malfunctioning in some way. Get ur ranis out next time, I'll get my neut vexy and 5 warriors.
-- Anyways you were _very_ close to die in the vexor when you disconnected (prolly 0.5sec to acquire locking distance and disrupt yer sorry ass). Inside 2min you would have logged on to a fresh clone.
-- For some reason when you undocked yer helios in Stac I thought you were packing an AB (was just the station spitting you out tho). That's why I pulsed my MWD, to get close range (which ofc ****ed my tracking and dmg output). Even so you docked in 5-10% structure. In any other day you would've been dead. Lamentation? Hardly, was just pointing _facts_.
-- Yes I had oneiros, vaga, deimos on grid for our 1v1, but the order has been given to stand down. They were there in case of monkey business (we got a long history of WTs with neutral RRs.. including your corp in our first engagement).
You had a vexy in station.. no rematch? No ofc, we don't wanna lose too many boats in one day, too much work doing dmg control on the forums afterwards. You just packed shoppe and moved to Dodixie, where you started talking in local and then logged.
Looking forward to see you in those 100+ mil boats.. incursus and helios can only do so much.
Hei Miney, zoom around highsec Placid, I'll introduce you to the `eurotrash` squad. Although I must say I lub your lot, 2008 issue. They're just like you, all **** and vinegar. `Where are the WTs at? Let me at 'em!` 2 days later there you are, with yer blood and guts hanging out, screaming for a goddamn RR. Begging yer mates for help. You dumb ****s don't even know you're dead yet. 
I'll look for you lot in space, I'm sure 450mil is just a pinch to yer missioning wallets.
Tell me, are you upset about something else? did he stop the reacharound?
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RedSplat
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.08 11:37:00 -
[31]
Zed, how do you manage to make people so butthurt?
I've never known you to be anything but the soul of courtesy (even when killing idiots in an industrial o'doom ), so i'm pretty mystified...
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.08 12:10:00 -
[32]
Originally by: RedSplat Zed, how do you manage to make people so butthurt?
I've never known you to be anything but the soul of courtesy (even when killing idiots in an industrial o'doom ), so i'm pretty mystified...
Some are gracious in defeat, some in victory, some in both, others in neither.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.08 12:16:00 -
[33]
Just wanted to debunk teh twisted stories. Going back to my cave now. 
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ChinaWillGrowLarger
Heretic Command
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Posted - 2009.07.08 13:16:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Mzr Just wanted to debunk teh twisted stories. Going back to my cave now. 
'Honesetly guys i wasnt getting highly emotional over internet spaceships!'
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Miney Prospector
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.08 13:36:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Miney Prospector on 08/07/2009 13:37:18
Originally by: Mzr Edited by: Mzr on 08/07/2009 11:42:43 `Eurotrash?` Have some ****en dignity when you lose, learn from your 2003 mate. It's ok for you lot to drop an abaddon on a missioning myrm; but you whine when you're on the receiving end?
Btw.. tell peeps how you warped in late in the engagement (no balls? although you were the ones setting up `the trap`), how you started shooting me (instead of the primary) and how your guardian on grid never repped no-one (can't work dual-screens? or no balls again?).
-- Nor Creator or Euan are my alts, but keep trolling that.
Hei Miney, zoom around highsec Placid, I'll introduce you to the `eurotrash` squad. Although I must say I lub your lot, 2008 issue. They're just like you, all **** and vinegar. `Where are the WTs at? Let me at 'em!` 2 days later there you are, with yer blood and guts hanging out, screaming for a goddamn RR. Begging yer mates for help. You dumb ****s don't even know you're dead yet. 
I'll look for you lot in space, I'm sure 450mil is just a pinch to yer missioning wallets.
Just to inject some reality here, cuz that's how I roll.
I don't believe Creator232=Mzr for the simple fact that for the most part Creator kept his mouth shut which as I see now is something Mzr is not capable of. When he lost his Myrm he just said gf and left it at that. *After* they killed the Abaddon, Mzr immediately got a severe case of mouth diarrhea and began talking smack like he had just overcome insurmountable odds and defeated bulimea or something.
As far as whining about you copying our tactics.. well, they say imitation is the best sort of flattery, so thanks. But nobody whined.. maybe that word doesn't mean what you think it means because the only thing that was actually said at the time was to Creator and it was a "well played".
On the final note of warping in late. There was no warping in late. Creator was by himself in a Mega, we both felt kinda bad about the maller'o'bait incident and Tion said he was going to play it straight and 1v1 him. I don't expect you to be able to remember correctly since your grasp on reality seems tenuous at best but nobody was in range or making any moves to interfere.
I'm looking forward to your inane/barely sane and or coherent responses so pls respond soon.
I'm not saying anything, I'm just sayin' |

Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.08 16:28:00 -
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Quote: [ 2009.07.07 10:44:33 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Arraron Local Channel [ 2009.07.07 10:54:31 ] Me > next time have some balls and engage with the neut guardian [ 2009.07.07 10:54:39 ] Me > we have some medicine for that too [ 2009.07.07 10:55:44 ] Me > fit ur next abaddon [ 2009.07.07 10:55:52 ] Me > ill see u out there
That's all I said. Hardly qualifies as `mouth diarrea` imo. But I've been wrong before.
As for yer e-bushido, this was never a staged 1v1 so cut the crap. Was just funny how the guardian never engaged (fear, dual-boxing, etc. - prolly one of you knows why). As I said it didnt matter, we came prepared.
Copying your tactics? Lolz. We were doing this stuff long before your created your character. Anyways.. I'll see you there, enough ink on the forums.
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Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.07.08 16:34:00 -
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Originally by: Mzr Anyways.. I'll see you there, enough ink on the forums.
You keep saying this, and yet you continue to post.
Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke!
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.08 16:48:00 -
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I never started the thread and I would never start one, as I hardly post. Space pew is enough for me. Just responding to some public `stories`. But yea, it's time for me to take it back in space, I'm no match for these forum warriors.
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M'ing Pai
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.07.08 16:56:00 -
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Originally by: Mzr Forum diarrhea.
Yes, this man appears to be an a-hole.
Good call.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.08 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: RedSplat Zed, how do you manage to make people so butthurt?
I've never known you to be anything but the soul of courtesy (even when killing idiots in an industrial o'doom ), so i'm pretty mystified...
Because I'm a strange attractor? Cause I'm pretty well spelling the truth out with the exception of either boring or unimportant details (Or details I'm not aware of at post time)?
The truth hurts Red. Often badly. And that's why folks get so butthurt.
I'm trying to make the experience of an IEEE agent amusing to the reader. If the folks who are part of the story would like to comment they are more than welcome to as Mzr has.
But, Mzr is correct in one fundamental way. The story is automatically colored by the person telling it. And now that Mzr has explained why the war is what it is...I would like to actually mention why he's peeved in the first place so that you, the fair readers, can more fully understand. (And some of you even think that the war is even more loltastic because of it)
Going back to the wayback machine:
If you go back to the original post, you will see mention of ISC. And one of the old guard had come back and there was various smack flying around fast and furious in Dixie, as it usually does. With Mzr being as, er, coherent as usual.
The old guard member was saying that he had stolen or was shacked up with Mrz's girlfriend in some form or the other. At which point I helpfully pointed out that no, no such thing had happened...Mzr had lost his girlfriend fair and square using his personality alone.
Now, the comments made sense to a handfull of folks in local, who know parts of the whole, sordid story, and Mzr himself. I only know what parts Mzr told me himself. (And, if the person as I've posited, will color the story automatically from their perspective, I'm perfectly correct in my assumption that indeed, he did indeed put his girlfriend of many years off quite thoroughly on his own. This having been gathered by simply listening to him kvetch about it for weeks in a row, lamenting about how he was going to get her back.. by the way, how's that working out for you?)
And Mzr, if it hadn't been for the mail with that elided section. None of this probably would have come up at all. Heck, even the original hunk-o-smack that started this would barely be worth a post.
But I've gone and made up Leverage Inc. Vs IEEE popcorn buckets, salt shakers, butter dispensers, soda cups. You name it..Merchandising! All available from your local IEEE agent for sale in game at low-low prices.
Concession stands to be set up in Cistuvaert, Alenia, Alentene, Aidart, Slays, Avaux and Ruerrotta. With mobile stands up in Amoen, Hedoubel and Gallusiene. Support your local IEEE agent by buying your popcorn and entertainment supplies from us.
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Mordus Sith
Mallugier Exploration and Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.08 19:12:00 -
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meh, these asshats will step on too many toes sooner or later and get the living daylights beaten out of them by someone bigger. They're backstabbers and get their kicks from beating on new players most of the time. A few months back, I was mining in slays and met an emp member also mining in same belt. I asked him would I have access to the nearby lowsec if I applied to join. He basically said 'fine.. put in an app and I'll notify the corp leaders of your intentions...' etc
not only did nothing come of the app but I was instantly attacked by 2 emp members camping the gate. luckily I only lost a retriever, but at the time it was my main mining ship. Can't say I think very much of pirates trying to trick peeps by portraying themselves as industrialists for the sake of a few cheap ganks. 
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.08 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Mordus Sith meh, these asshats will step on too many toes sooner or later and get the living daylights beaten out of them by someone bigger. They're backstabbers and get their kicks from beating on new players most of the time. A few months back, I was mining in slays and met an emp member also mining in same belt. I asked him would I have access to the nearby lowsec if I applied to join. He basically said 'fine.. put in an app and I'll notify the corp leaders of your intentions...' etc
not only did nothing come of the app but I was instantly attacked by 2 emp members camping the gate. luckily I only lost a retriever, but at the time it was my main mining ship. Can't say I think very much of pirates trying to trick peeps by portraying themselves as industrialists for the sake of a few cheap ganks. 
Won't happen. The area that they have ensconced themselves in isn't worth the time and effort to roll. At least not within the realm of 'worth it in terms of isk generated per week'. Unless they *really* manage to peeve someone off who doesn't care to do anything but squash the area flat.
And even then, replacing all the fixed assets covering the area in terms of poses etc would not run into too much cash (in the billions, for certain, but not too many of them). Mind you that's just what Mzr's alliance has back there...There are a few other poses running advanced reactions belonging to several russian entities just one jump off highsec. (If memory serves, like 4 or 5 large towers dug in really tight that would be a pain to take out). My memory's a bit foggy about that, its been a while since I scouted all the moons to see what's in there.
So, its unlikely that even if they **** off a large entity, that anyone would come through and stomp on them.
Though I'd sell popcorn to watch it since being wished rather ill . Remember, buy your popcorn enjoying paraphernalia from the IEEE. Only the highest quality cardboard, wax, plastic, butter, popcorn, salt and flavorings are used in our official IEEE popcorn enjoyment merchandise! --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Harrigan VonStudly
Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.08 22:59:00 -
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Confirming that MZR will see you in space Zed.
Quote: Edited by: Mzr on 07/07/2009 17:48:03 I'll see you in space Zed. Bring the fanbois.
Quote: I'll see the lot of you in space.
Quote: I'll look for you lot in space, I'm sure 450mil is just a pinch to yer missioning wallets.
Quote: But yea, it's time for me to take it back in space, I'm no match for these forum warriors.
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Guillitene Fall
Amarr Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.09 00:14:00 -
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Where are EMP hanging out now? They were always fun to shoot.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.09 00:23:00 -
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Originally by: Guillitene Fall

Where are EMP hanging out now? They were always fun to shoot.
Same bat-time...same bat-channel in Placid. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Miney Prospector
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.09 01:28:00 -
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I just got word back from one of our undercover agents who has been on location conducting a continuing surveillance mission.
Mzr was not actually looking for us in space, he was spending the day at the beach! FEIND
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Kasheu
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Posted - 2009.07.09 01:40:00 -
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Originally by: Miney Prospector I just got word back from one of our undercover agents who has been on location conducting a continuing surveillance mission.
Mzr was not actually looking for us in space, he was spending the day at the beach! FEIND
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.09 07:43:00 -
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War Report Day 2.. or they day Zed gets a kill.
So its getting to be 2am...I'm sure my old ceo's getting frisky, or at least awake by now. Let's pick something innocuous. A Merlin is innocuous. And travel back to his backyard. Actually shoot a rat so I can have some worthless piece of junk to put into a can. 'Zed was Here'.
That aught to at the very least tweak his nose... Flying around a bit more. Hey. There he is. In an incursus...that looks fine and dandy by me. Lock him up...he locks me up. We're on a gate but this aught not last too long..Hit Alt-F1 to flip on the scram...and find that his blasters tickle. Mine are doing better when he warps off...huh? *damnit* why is my scram in the Alt-F2 slot?
Right..go chase after him when...*bing* logon. Its the guy that I think is his alt.
Warp in the vague direction he did...when he shows up where I'm at and heads back to the gate... Find him again at the gate we were shootin at and he aggresses me..but you know what? Let's see if I can do this and get the funk out before backup arrives. Might as well aggress him. And this time..hit the scram. Ooops...its alt-boy coming into local...but the incursus is almost dead....Don't quite get rid of it before a megathron shows up...and gets a point on. And a web...and Ogre II's.... This isn't going to be pretty...
Ditch the loot no need to get greedy I might still survive this, and hit the gate... It would seem that the guy running the jump-gate is related to Scotty the docking guy... The Ogre II's aren't doing so well..I might just..*clank* ow...damned...large blasters hurt a lot if they get a hit.
I start to worry as the shield starts to collapse, because underneath that lovely outer shield barrier, a merlin is pretty well made of marshmallow. But finally the box of donuts arrives at jump-gate central and I'm let through.
Mzr jumps through after me in a pod. I throw out a good fight and pop back through the gate..throw a good fight to alt-boy. And head off.
In a bit of time...hm...Mzr in an ishkur...and look, another guy I used to know who has joined Mzr's corp pops up in local. I actually ask when he's going to show up, and get told to 'shut up and dock' (tm). A raptor shows up, and my tank's not doing so well against that ishkur. I'm not liking this... so, let's dock. I give a minute or two and undock...and there's two ospreys out there, and the other guy I used to like is long gone. (Ospreys, for what is ostensibly an armor tanked ship?) I'm pretty sure I can wait out a docking aggro if I overheat the tank...so let's aggress him. He's dorking around not aggressing when...damnit. There goes one red osprey. And Mzr's still not aggressing. Might as well just dock up..its closing in on 3am. And we'll probably run into each other again.
Rar..score one for the good guys.
PS: Docking makes one more able to chat in local...sit in a station bar and say all sorts of interesting true things. So be careful what you ask for Mzr. You might just get it. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.09 08:30:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne The old guard member was saying that he had stolen or was shacked up with Mrz's girlfriend in some form or the other. At which point I helpfully pointed out that no, no such thing had happened...Mzr had lost his girlfriend fair and square using his personality alone.
So this whole thing is over a girl opening her legs for somebody?
I just got less interested. I'll try to forget I read this. Of all the stupid reasons for doing anything.... a piece. Good grief.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.09 14:28:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne The old guard member was saying that he had stolen or was shacked up with Mrz's girlfriend in some form or the other. At which point I helpfully pointed out that no, no such thing had happened...Mzr had lost his girlfriend fair and square using his personality alone.
So this whole thing is over a girl opening her legs for somebody?
I just got less interested. I'll try to forget I read this. Of all the stupid reasons for doing anything.... a piece. Good grief.
Actually, its about someone talking about someone else losing a piece. I personally wouldn't have bothered to dec Mzr ever. Not really worth my time and trouble.
And frankly, its a good a reason as any to do anything in this game. There have been epically funny wars over a single 800 cap charge. (See the previous comment from one of the Privateers about EMP Industries for that particular set of lols. EMP Industries has since gone over a management change and cleaned up its act a lot.) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Cyprus Black
Caldari 4 wing Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.07.09 16:46:00 -
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Strange as it may sound, I'm inclined to believe Zedrik Cayne over anyone from Leverage Inc. Although I am enjoying the emo tears from Leverage and their attempts to "debunk" war status reports.  ______________ Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. |

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.09 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Cyprus Black Strange as it may sound, I'm inclined to believe Zedrik Cayne over anyone from Leverage Inc. Although I am enjoying the emo tears from Leverage and their attempts to "debunk" war status reports. 
*SHHHHH* Don't give that part away...it might stop. Then what will I do with this 400m3 of popcorn? --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.07.10 03:00:00 -
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Where is the Iteron?
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.10 03:52:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer Where is the Iteron?
There's one in Jita, another near Dodixie...I think I have a third over in Calamari space. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:15:00 -
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War Report...day 3... or the day nothing happened.
I'm sure Mzr thought something might happen. But I'd been rather lax lately about enforcing the core principles of the IEEE. Miner harrass..um...education! But since I couldn't find anyone mining a mission in Dodixie...I went for the next best thing. Ninja Salvaging to prevent folks from littering space. That turns out rather well. When...(cue ominous music) Wartargets...in my dodixie?
Having travelled all this way, they're both in battleships. So I gird my loins, and think about it for a minute...Right, not too confident about taking them 2:1. Well now. New tactic! Let's ignore them for the most part. After asking how they liked the view outside the station. I proceeded to continue my ninja salvage ways. Since they don't seem to have brought anything along that might even be able to think about locking up the traditional tools of a ninja salvager. I blow past them a couple times and they seem to give up trying to camp.
So...nothing happened :) Popcorn sales are dipping. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.11 02:20:00 -
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Day 4 report...Since nothing's going on. Zed does some homework.
This post is going to be dry and boring. Mostly because its math. But, the essential question is..where is the isk going. Or more specifically, during the whole time that Session9 has been mining their area, doing joint operations with the rest of the alliance in the area, getting help to remove POSes etc, was any real isk sent back to the former alliance members? In chats with some of the former heads of corporations in the area, the answer is for the most part no.
For those of you following this. You'll know that Mzr runs a pos network. And while I was part of the corporation, I helped with fueling, maintaining etc these beasts. Its not fun work by any stretch of the imagination. Big hauling, weekly or bi-weekly to bring reactants in, haul the finished reactions out, fuel the towers. And setting the towers up themselves is a pain. But, it can be profitable.
Take for example a section of the tower network owned by Session9. Just two towers.
One tower produces Caesium. 100 units per hour. Pretty spiffy. You take that Caesium over to another tower that you haul Cadmium to (that you buy on the market because you have no access to a moon that produces Cadmium yourself) and react it together with the caesium. This reaction every hour produces 200 units of Caesarium Cadmide. Now say that that moon also produces caesium, with which you can run a second reaction for another 200 units per hour.
Now, let's say there's a medium minmatar tower and a large gallente tower sitting on these moons.
Now for the sake of argument, let's say that the towers are maxed out in Grid and CPU to make the fuel costs (if one were to just buy the fuel in Jita, for example) a nice number to work with (mostly because I can't be arsed to calculate the ratios of what is anchored and online at the moons).
Each hour..a large gallente tower eats:
450 units of Oxygen Isotopes 150 units of Liquid Ozone 150 units of Heavy Water 4 units of Enriched Uranium 25 units of Oxygen 5 units of Mechanical Parts 8 units of Coolant 1 unit of Robotics
A medium minmatar tower eats half of those numbers, substituting Hydrogen Isotopes for Oxygen Isotopes.
Add 200 units of Cadmium per hour.
And using current Jita prices..that comes to: 1.9 million isk per hour to operate. Our final output, 400 units of Caesarium Cadmide yields: 2.3 million isk per hour at current Jita prices.
So per hour, we get 400k profit. And if we assume that all the fuel costs are borne by mining ice (Which it used to be, no clue if its done by mining at this point) We're up to about 650k isk/hour. That runs 24/7 without interruption. So weekly we're talking 65 to 110 million a week.
Now, if the rest of the moons are running at approximately the same profit level. Let's call it at around 250 million a week. So about a half a billion isk a month for hauling time only...and if ice mining occurs, up to a billion isk a month. Not too shabby.
On top of six copies of...whatever blueprints they are running off monthly. (Usually around 100 million-ish per copy if memory serves for the freighter prints.)
(Never did this math while I was in corp, didn't really care that much tbqh) But I'm doing it now simply to ask..where does all that Isk go? It doesn't seem to be going to buying GTC. (In fact, there seems to be a bit of GTC selling going on... http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1065423, buying another BPO to run through the copy labs?)
So Mzr. You've got this free isk rolling in monthly. For relatively little work. And you've been doing it for a few years now. Share with the guys in the loop who helped defend you? Flew along side of you? Helped remove poses so you could setup yours?
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zaphod Beeblebrox42
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Posted - 2009.07.11 02:36:00 -
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Edited by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 on 11/07/2009 02:36:45
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Day 4 report...whole lotta stuff.
Weren't you talking about how you enjoyed the absence of trash talk before? I'd been with you, enjoying the updates and responses to the updates until this one. Seems way off topic and meant purely to elicit a "reaction".
That said, I hope the "reaction" is entertaining and suspect it will be.
Anyways, that's my one cent. Economy sucks too much to give you two. __________________ Look, a forum alt! |

Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.11 02:39:00 -
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How are cold hard numbers and a simple question considered "trash talk"?
You suck, you dock up and spin in station, you hide behind xyz, you're a pet, your mama, you're ugly, virgin... blah. That's trash talk. ♥
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Zaphod Beeblebrox42
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Posted - 2009.07.11 02:47:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum How are cold hard numbers and a simple question considered "trash talk"?
You suck, you dock up and spin in station, you hide behind xyz, you're a pet, your mama, you're ugly, virgin... blah. That's trash talk.
Actually, if you used your brain and read you'd realize the entire post was used for the simple purpose of calling him stingy/greedy. He was just very verbose and used what, if true, would seem to be a logical argument in support of such claims. It's still trash talk.
If we took what he said and turned it into something you could understand it would say, "You're a greedy bastard. Why don't you share that money with the people that do all the work for you, you stingy sob?"
I'm sure that if I felt like it I could cite multiple examples of where education has failed you and word it in such a way that it would look like a very logical and well thought out argument. In the end, however, it would still mean the same as calling you a dumbass. It'd just have evidence to support the claim. __________________ Look, a forum alt! |

Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.11 03:49:00 -
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Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 Actually, if you used your brain and read you'd realize the entire post was used for the simple purpose of calling him stingy/greedy. He was just very verbose and used what, if true, would seem to be a logical argument in support of such claims. It's still trash talk.
If we took what he said and turned it into something you could understand it would say, "You're a greedy bastard. Why don't you share that money with the people that do all the work for you, you stingy sob?"
I'm sure that if I felt like it I could cite multiple examples of where education has failed you and word it in such a way that it would look like a very logical and well thought out argument. In the end, however, it would still mean the same as calling you a dumbass. It'd just have evidence to support the claim.
tl;dr? no.
Let me know if you'd like the whole thing. ♥
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Zaphod Beeblebrox42
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Posted - 2009.07.11 04:11:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 Actually, if you used your brain and read you'd realize the entire post was used for the simple purpose of calling him stingy/greedy. He was just very verbose and used what, if true, would seem to be a logical argument in support of such claims. It's still trash talk.
If we took what he said and turned it into something you could understand it would say, "You're a greedy bastard. Why don't you share that money with the people that do all the work for you, you stingy sob?"
I'm sure that if I felt like it I could cite multiple examples of where education has failed you and word it in such a way that it would look like a very logical and well thought out argument. In the end, however, it would still mean the same as calling you a dumbass. It'd just have evidence to support the claim.
tl;dr? no.
Let me know if you'd like the whole thing.
I'm not going to hijack the thread. If you would like to continue discussing you lack of comprehension skills, and this is plain for all to see at this point, you can start a new thread. If not, stop commenting when you obviously cannot grasp what has been said/written/typed. __________________ Look, a forum alt! |

Coriander Rinne
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2009.07.11 04:52:00 -
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Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42
Actually, if you used your brain and read you'd realize the entire post was used for the simple purpose of calling him stingy/greedy. He was just very verbose and used what, if true, would seem to be a logical argument in support of such claims. It's still trash talk.
Except that it's not. If I say you were born from a goat, that's trash talk. If I provide a video of the conception, it's a legitimate statement.
The intent of the person bringing it up doesn't make the support any less credible. If it's true, it's true.
Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 I'm sure that if I felt like it I could cite multiple examples of where education has failed you and word it in such a way that it would look like a very logical and well thought out argument. In the end, however, it would still mean the same as calling you a dumbass. It'd just have evidence to support the claim.
I like how, in trying to explain why you're right, you explain why you're wrong without understanding why. Which leads us to...
Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42
If you would like to continue discussing you lack of comprehension skills
...a rather amusing bit of irony. ---
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Zaphod Beeblebrox42
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Posted - 2009.07.11 05:08:00 -
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Edited by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 on 11/07/2009 05:13:07
Originally by: Coriander Rinne
Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42
Actually, if you used your brain and read you'd realize the entire post was used for the simple purpose of calling him stingy/greedy. He was just very verbose and used what, if true, would seem to be a logical argument in support of such claims. It's still trash talk.
Except that it's not. If I say you were born from a goat, that's trash talk. If I provide a video of the conception, it's a legitimate statement.
The intent of the person bringing it up doesn't make the support any less credible. If it's true, it's true.
Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 I'm sure that if I felt like it I could cite multiple examples of where education has failed you and word it in such a way that it would look like a very logical and well thought out argument. In the end, however, it would still mean the same as calling you a dumbass. It'd just have evidence to support the claim.
I like how, in trying to explain why you're right, you explain why you're wrong without understanding why. Which leads us to...
Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42
If you would like to continue discussing you lack of comprehension skills
...a rather amusing bit of irony.
Actually, the legitimacy of a claim has no bearing on whether or not it is trash talk. The two are mutually exclusive (just because one is true does not mean the other can't be true as well). In truth, using a legitimate claim when talking trash is liable to sting just a bit more.
Again, if you plan to continue(possum, Rinne, or other) do so in another thread. You could even edit it into one of your posts here thus allowing this thread to continue intact. __________________ Look, a forum alt! |

Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.11 05:30:00 -
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Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 Actually, the legitimacy of a claim has no bearing on whether or not it is trash talk.
Yes, it does.
Quote: The two are mutually exclusive.
No, they're not.
Quote: In truth, using a legitimate claim when talking trash is liable to sting just a bit more.
In truth, using a legitimate claim when talking trash is just making a statement of fact. If the person feels the need to be insulted when presented with a true statement, that's their own prerogative.
Quote: Again, if you plan to continue(possum, Rinne, or other) do so in another thread. You could even edit it into one of your posts here thus allowing this thread to continue intact.
You are not Zed, please don't assume to tell me what to do in a thread that is not your own. ♥
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Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.07.11 05:35:00 -
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Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 The two are mutually exclusive (just because one is true does not mean the other can't be true as well).
See if you can spot the fail.
Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke!
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Ta'jek
Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.11 13:32:00 -
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Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42
I'm not going to hijack the thread. If you would like to continue discussing you lack of comprehension skills, and this is plain for all to see at this point, you can start a new thread. If not, stop commenting when you obviously cannot grasp what has been said/written/typed.
I think it's safe to say that Possum understands exactly what Zed was saying 
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.11 13:41:00 -
[67]
Cori got a point tbh. And that Mz-whatever dude is p. amusing. Just saying. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

euan8
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Posted - 2009.07.11 20:40:00 -
[68]
well that mike he keeps pushing us and pushing us its like where slafe`s of him all he ever gave me was a atron .. pff just saying
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cryxion
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Posted - 2009.07.11 20:46:00 -
[69]
ow yeah i totaly agree this guy is like a freaking dictator...
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Creator232
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Posted - 2009.07.11 20:47:00 -
[70]
Mzr is a little ****. He is siting on stations, typing on Forums and ********** his Teeny Tiny Space *****
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Drev Costa
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Posted - 2009.07.11 20:48:00 -
[71]
Confirming that he stole our ****e and we kicked him out.. ****er!
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Creator232
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Posted - 2009.07.11 20:49:00 -
[72]
********* explain :
1. CU --n t 2. mas tur -- b - ate 3. Pe n -- - - is
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Voodoo Viper
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Posted - 2009.07.11 20:51:00 -
[73]
I got used and abused by that man and all I got was an imicus!
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Angel Wrath
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Posted - 2009.07.11 20:52:00 -
[74]
we dont give a **** about that moon thief.. tell him to go %^@$&^# his self
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Katadromi
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Posted - 2009.07.11 20:55:00 -
[75]
Mzr will you PLEASE UNDOCK A GOD DAMN FUC&^$@ING SHIP????
  
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Cpt Demolition
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Posted - 2009.07.11 20:58:00 -
[76]
   
----- stop typing and undock Mzr.... ----- ---------- YOUR TIME IS COME... ----------
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Jake York
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Posted - 2009.07.11 21:05:00 -
[77]
He Stole from our ****e and hes ejected from it.and all he gave me was a probe ship.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.12 00:19:00 -
[78]
A quick update...Mzr speaks in local.. TL;DR... He's *told* me not to bring up anything having to do with RL on the forums...He *told* me!
Reading is here --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.12 05:10:00 -
[79]
You're some piece of work you know? You wanted this, not me.
Maybe you need to share with the fine audience some intel about yourself.. Like the fact that you're 3-400 pounds (both you and your wife in your 30's), that you do swing couples just after your baby got born (lolz?!!?), and prolly the fact that she runs your life how she likes it, now that she's a house mom, not just a house wife. So naturally you have to come in Eve to vent your frustration on somebody else, because you can't handle your wife's deppresion and moods at `home`.
What's `home` exactly? Which muffin (the one on the left is the wife)? Because she admits that's she's ***** in her own words. You must be really confused. I mean you have this 300pounds, ugly as hell woman, that not only is shagging `her female partner` ofc while being married to you, but also other men. How the hell would anyone **** her I don't know, I would not touch that not even if you'd paid me serious money.
You wanted to know about Ramona? Besides that hot spankable ass, she's smart as hell.. I mean not everyone's doing PhDs in Endocrinology in Pisa right? And you know whats even more funny? She called me recently and we're seeing each other again (hell seems I managed to do something good in those 9 years). But that's not your business, not anyone's business. Not even my brother's. But no.. you have to dig up again and again and again RL stuff because you can't cope with losing in a game. What I told you some time ago was told in confidence. Dragging that thru mud on public forums and channels makes you a very special fat panda, dear Andy.
I mean how many times you have to say something like this `[ 2009.07.11 23:40:45 ] Miney Prospector > the dude banging your girlfriend has that` until you're a good sport and recognize you suck at eve?
And how the hell do you pretend you can lay judgement on somebody else's RL, when your own morality is so ****ed up, you can't find your way to the parking lot. You love your lady right? When? When you see someone else's `thorax` in her?
-- Going past RL, because that's not the actual subject in this `fine thread`.
`We've been slowly delving into the depths of treachery he's been inflicting upon the 'non friends' of the loop. And the lack of 'sharing the wealth' among the 'friends'.`
Like the lot of other posts, you base what you write on assumptions and a lot of bull****.. not FACT. I actually showed this thread to peeps in alliance, and funny they wanna come join the war and kill your sorry ass too. Told them don't bother.. I camp your ass for hours, even do missions in Dodixie, you barely undock.
I mean ffs, one of my crew went 15j (!!) from Dodixie.. to Niyabainen, where you were 2days ago. He checked stations, belts, nothing. He camped the way back to Dodixie a bit. You were in the ****ing system cloaked. What a shock!
Today.. the same. The ONLY moment you undocked in something sizeable (rax) was when you had your mates with you. Then ofc when we escalated to BS, you lot stayed docked.
Slow day? It's ONLY because you never undock. When you actually grow some balls to leave the stations.. you manage to get killed and poded again. Another 250mil lost today. Nothing important, business as usual. But let's not post about that, instead let's just drag more and more bull**** on the forums about someone else's RL. That ****e backfires princess, go back at writing about Eve.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.12 05:15:00 -
[80]
Day 4.5... We're getting killed :)
I'm on and off the keyboard most of the day. (Wife's pregnant again...so I've been doing grocery runs, odd food runs...those of you who have had preggo wives can sympathize)
So Miney died a few times...rather expensive bits of kit on occasion. Me, I know that with what I'm seeing in local, it would be unwise to actually undock in anything they might be able to kill.
So lessons learned for the day...For Miney...very important one. If you get popped out of your ship, warp away from the station because you can't dock right away 
For me...remember to swap ordinance in the launchers *before* cloaking...can't swap while cloaked.
Now time to go back through the local logs to see if there's anything lol-worthy to post up in the pirate stories thread. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.12 05:39:00 -
[81]
Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 12/07/2009 05:41:39 Good on you Mike...you can use a search engine 
Oooh, found me there. You do realize that we put things out on the internet like that for people to read? So we can share our lives. So bravo finding something that should have taken...what...three to five minutes?
At any rate, to answer your questions.
The one on the left is mine.
No, could really care less about Ramona except that you were whining and moaning about losing her for months. You got back together? Great.
So, yes, good on you..and yes, you're killing quite an amount of isk worth of ships. Having fun with it? Hope so. I certainly am. You play your game the way you want...I'll play mine.
EDIT: For some better pictures...you could have just checked my bio..there's a link to the photostream. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.07.12 05:43:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Mzr Edited by: Mzr on 12/07/2009 05:26:05 You're some piece of work you know? You wanted this, not me.
Maybe you need to share with the fine audience some intel about yourself.. Like the fact that you're 3-400 pounds (both you and your wife in your 30's), that you do swing couples just after your baby got born (lolz?!!?), and prolly the fact that she runs your life how she likes it, now that she's a house mom, not just a house wife. So naturally you have to come in Eve to vent your frustration on somebody else, because you can't handle your wife's deppresion and moods at `home`.
What's `home` exactly? Which muffin (the one on the left is the wife)? Because she admits that's she's ***** in her own words. You must be really confused. I mean you have this 300pounds, ugly as hell woman, that not only is shagging `her female partner` ofc while being married to you, but also other men. How the hell would anyone **** her I don't know, I would not touch that not even if you'd paid me serious money.
You wanted to know about Ramona? Besides that hot spankable ass, she's smart as hell.. I mean not everyone's doing PhDs in Endocrinology in Pisa right? And you know whats even more funny? She called me recently and we're seeing each other again (hell seems I managed to do something good in those 9 years). But that's not your business, not anyone's business. Not even my brother's. But no.. you have to dig up again and again and again RL stuff because you can't cope with losing in a game. What I told you some time ago was told in confidence. Dragging that thru mud on public forums and channels makes you a very special fat panda, dear Andy.
I mean how many times you have to say something like this `[ 2009.07.11 23:40:45 ] Miney Prospector > the dude banging your girlfriend has that` until you're a good sport and recognize you suck at eve?
And how the hell do you pretend you can lay judgement on somebody else's RL, when your own morality is so ****ed up, you can't find your way to the parking lot. You love your lady right? When? When you see someone else's `thorax` in her?
-- Going past RL, because that's not the actual subject in this `fine thread`.
`We've been slowly delving into the depths of treachery he's been inflicting upon the 'non friends' of the loop. And the lack of 'sharing the wealth' among the 'friends'.`
Like the lot of other posts, you base what you write on assumptions and a lot of bull****.. not FACT. I actually showed this thread to peeps in alliance, and funny they wanna come join the war and kill your sorry ass too. Told them don't bother.. I camp your ass for hours, even do missions in Dodixie, you barely undock.
I mean ffs, one of my crew went 15j (!!) from Dodixie.. to Niyabainen, where you were 2days ago. He checked stations, belts, nothing. He camped the way back to Dodixie a bit. You were in the ****ing system cloaked. What a shock!
Today.. the same. The ONLY moment you undocked in something sizeable (rax) was when you had your mates with you. Then ofc when we escalated to BS, you lot stayed docked.
Slow day? It's ONLY because you never undock. When you actually grow some balls to leave the stations.. you manage to get killed and poded again. Another 250mil lost today. Nothing important, business as usual. But let's not post about that, instead let's just drag more and more bull**** on the forums about someone else's RL. That ****e backfires princess, go back at writing about Eve.
WELP ibtz
Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke!
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.12 05:52:00 -
[83]
MZR please drop better loot in future and stop being a butthead
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Ryuzaki Lawliet
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.07.12 05:54:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Mzr random crap
Hmmmm.... How many rules did you just break?
4) Be respectful of others at all times. 6) Personal attacks are prohibited. 8) No posting of personal information 17) All posts must be about or related to Eve Online.
Those are just the obvious ones.
Originally by: Vabjekf
Once you have 12 decillion skill points you can equip smaller ships in your slots and shoot rifters at people
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Zero Threat
THORN Syndicate Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.07.12 06:09:00 -
[85]
TBH, i believe MZR is none the less scared of what enemies he might have next, or gathering. he is a nub dont let his sec status fool you
btw he turns down 1v1 my t1 cruiser vs his t2 cruisers fyi
also he cant fight unless hes got back up and btw no offence but EMP with there arty gryo blaster megas i wouldnt call back up
this guy all he does is talk sh*t and cant back it up with his own guns but has to use sum1 elses which meant he cant play eve without having slaves (all the corps in his lame alliance)
nice machariel loss btw lol
btw nice lil lame corp u got there too LOL
ZT out for now :)
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.12 06:13:00 -
[86]
Keep it in-game, old friend. I'll do the same. And when you have stories, better have FACTS to back them up. You're too much bull****, not enough FACT.
At any rate.. gf for the pew that happend so far. Hope we'll have some more of the same.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.12 06:34:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Mzr Edited by: Mzr on 12/07/2009 06:17:43 Keep it in-game, old friend. I'll do the same. And when you have stories, better have FACTS to back them up. You're too much bull****, not enough FACT.
At any rate.. gf for the pew that happend so far. Hope we'll have some more of the same.
Edit: Zero Threat, do you even know what people think about you? Ask Nathaniel for some oldies goldies. Still manage to get booted every 2 months off corps?
Mzr...Try talking to Pilious (see pil, you get a mention) or any of the older CEO's ...folks who sweated balls off to blow poses up, fend folks off the loop, and otherwise defend space to whom you actually promised a kickback? You actually share any proceeds with them? No? Didn't think so.
And exactly which facts have I missed? Oh, that's right..there's faction towers on those moons so your monthly fuel bill is even lower. How could I have forgotten that. So careless.
And sure, my little handwave at exactly how much the rest of the pos network is currently yielding may be wrong. But its not *too* far off if my memory serves.
As to the question, exactly where is the isk going? Sure you provided 'cookies'. The occasional ship, implants. But, even adding all that up, there's still an awful lot of surplus that should be able to cover even the large purchases without having to resort to selling GTC for isk. I never really paid attention to how much isk should really be going into the corp coffers Vs how much was actually there. Never was terribly good at it, but basic math I've got down. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.12 06:43:00 -
[88]
Possum will only be dropping two tiny bits of Awesome tonight, tired.
Originally by: Mzr And how the hell do you pretend you can lay judgement on somebody else's RL, when your own morality is so ****ed up, you can't find your way to the parking lot. You love your lady right? When? When you see someone else's `thorax` in her?
Morality is nothing more than opinion. So to say someone's opinion is fucked up, is an exercise in idiocy.
Quote: Today.. the same. The ONLY moment you undocked in something sizeable (rax) was when you had your mates with you. Then ofc when we escalated to BS, you lot stayed docked.
You just admitted to needing to jump into battleships when your enemies are flying cruisers.
If you're so damn good, maybe you should kill their cruisers with your own?
I like how, in Zed's posts, you don't see him saying "Hey I saw them in a shuttle, so I went and got my death star, and then they docked! What a loser!"
p.s. There's a reason everyone's on Zed's side here, and it has nothing to do with the fact that we just all like him more than you.
I'll let you in on the secret later.
p.p.s. That chick looks 16, is way too scrawny, and has no ass whatsoever. ♥
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Denator
Minmatar D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.07.12 06:55:00 -
[89]
tbh the third page of this thread has gotten pretty fail, folks. mzr is pretty emotionally unstable, by all indications. Maybe we should stop talking about him before he failcascades irl again.
and
Originally by: Davinel Lulinvega
Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 The two are mutually exclusive (just because one is true does not mean the other can't be true as well).
See if you can spot the fail.
i didn't spot the fail, it actually stuck its hand out of the screen and slapped me. V. funny especially considering the professor's rant that it took place in context of.
Such a shame, this thread had potential...  signature removed - please resize it to be less than 120 pixels in height - Jacques([email protected]) |

Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.07.12 06:57:00 -
[90]
Edited by: Pajama Sam on 12/07/2009 07:00:52 Edited by: Pajama Sam on 12/07/2009 06:57:37
Originally by: Awesome Possum
p.p.s. That chick looks 16, is way too scrawny, and has no ass whatsoever.
Agreed. She's quite fugly. Also, I don't think we should all make fun of Mzr just because he's mentally unstable and off his medication. 
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:04:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Pajama Sam Edited by: Pajama Sam on 12/07/2009 06:57:37
Originally by: Awesome Possum
p.p.s. That chick looks 16, is way too scrawny, and has no ass whatsoever.
Agreed. She's quite fugly.
Ah screw it, I'll add more:
She has no chest, her chin is too small and square for her face, her neck is long as hell, and she is just completely unattractive.
I had sex with a one legged chick who was 100x hotter than that thing you're gloating over. ♥
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:09:00 -
[92]
Edited by: Mzr on 12/07/2009 07:14:25
Quote: p.p.s. That chick looks 16, is way too scrawny, and has no ass whatsoever.
She's 29, guess that was a compliment? That ass is fine I checked it meself, dw about it. As for taste in women, you know what Kurt Cobain said? `Opinions are like a-holes, everyone has one.`
-- Zed, I already told you.. but you don't compute. `If any of that twisted crap that you wrote would be true, I would be in a world of trouble.`
`They` are reading this thread (even replying if you bother to notice it), and making their own goddamn minds about what's going on. I see you're trying really hard.. but it's getting you nowhere; prolly getting your corp more loses. I know you need some time to adjust to the truth, we'll just engage everything you undock until you get it.
As for Pil? Check the date, says everything.
Quote: [ 2009.07.10 23:58:32 ] Mzr > hehe yep [ 2009.07.10 23:58:36 ] Mzr > o/ [ 2009.07.10 23:58:37 ] Pil > :-) [ 2009.07.10 23:58:39 ] Pil > later
Go fit a boat and undock, it's much more fun to do it in space. Or go spend some quality time with your family.
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Miney Prospector
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:09:00 -
[93]
Yes, I gots kilt. 
First time I was half ass paying attention and got to close to the station which uncloaked me and they blew up my bajillion isk buzzard. Then they killed my Mallalicious with an Ishkur, Istar, Megathron and Falcon. Thank god I wasn't in something bigger I think they were out of alts to log on with. Later on in order to face me (in a geddy), and Zed (in a nemesis) with a single Megathron and Typhoon they had to enlist two remote reppers and a handful of pets to nudge bump and push me off station and blowt up my geddy
All in all at the end of the day I had to finally admit to Zed that he was right. I kept saying that no, these guys are for realz hardcore pvpers and all want is a good fight, they can stand on their own and will undock without 3:1 odds in their favor. What I finally had to admit to Zed and myself was that they're a pack cowards using rehashed tactics that were old in 2005... as such, war will continue but on a... well... stay tuned.
Seriously tho... I do understand, it is a Maller fit all should fear. RawR. LONG LIVE THE MALLER.
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Miney Prospector
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:11:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Miney Prospector on 12/07/2009 07:12:25
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Pajama Sam Edited by: Pajama Sam on 12/07/2009 06:57:37
Originally by: Awesome Possum
p.p.s. That chick looks 16, is way too scrawny, and has no ass whatsoever.
Agreed. She's quite fugly.
Ah screw it, I'll add more:
She has no chest, her chin is too small and square for her face, her neck is long as hell, and she is just completely unattractive.
I had sex with a one legged chick who was 100x hotter than that thing you're gloating over.
You have to put her beauty in context of their locale. Here is a link. Enjoyz.
Linkage
quick note, that actually isn't her in that one pic, the skinny one in the middle. That is just some random chick in the collage. The gene pool is ... shallow.
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:19:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Miney Prospector
Linkage
What the hell?
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Miney Prospector
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:21:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Pajama Sam
Originally by: Miney Prospector
Linkage
What the hell?
"context of their locale"
locale ~ location ~ Where Mzr is.
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Ryuzaki Lawliet
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:22:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Pajama Sam
Originally by: Miney Prospector
Linkage
What the hell?
2nd'd
Originally by: Vabjekf
Once you have 12 decillion skill points you can equip smaller ships in your slots and shoot rifters at people
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:24:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Mzr As for taste in women, you know what Kurt Cobain said? `Opinions are like a-holes, everyone has one.`
Quoting because I love hypocrisy. ♥
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:25:00 -
[99]
Are you like that fella that told us some days ago that the germans are the superior race? Btw, Sitharies - no-one in local was laughing, you moron.
Miney: I know you can troll better, you just have to try. Meantime, let me educate you.
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:42:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Mzr `They` are reading this thread (even replying if you bother to notice it), and making their own goddamn minds about what's going on.
As a representative of this 'They' group, I have made up my mind that you need anger management classes. Also, Zed's antics are entertaining and generally worth reading.
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:48:00 -
[101]
Edited by: Pajama Sam on 12/07/2009 07:50:38 Edited by: Pajama Sam on 12/07/2009 07:49:48
Originally by: Mzr let me educate you.
At least Miney's link had some semi-amusing pictures in it. That video was just boring.
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Gregor Vernof
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.12 12:20:00 -
[102]
Edited by: Gregor Vernof on 12/07/2009 12:22:09 Thread looks a little dis-jointed, guess your off topic, out-of-game and unwarranted personal attacks and comments got modded there Mzr (well and the responses from the peanut gallery too).
One thing Zedrik was always telling those of us that joined him back during the saga of ThGuy and ThCEO was to watch ourselves on the forums (a challenge I often found hard to live up to....), seems you should have paid attention to that kind of advice too before you completely left no doubt in any of C&P's denizens' minds exactly what kind of player you truly are.
... Although a nice "post cleared of inappropriate content" in his replies would have been nicer....
*** ... never let a good story die, click the... er, well damn the threads disappeared... the linkys don't work.... Ah well nevermind....
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.07.12 13:18:00 -
[103]
You know, posting someones name and pics of them in this forum is a REALLY bad idea.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.12 14:42:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Andrea Griffin
Originally by: Mzr `They` are reading this thread (even replying if you bother to notice it), and making their own goddamn minds about what's going on.
As a representative of this 'They' group, I have made up my mind that you need anger management classes. Also, Zed's antics are entertaining and generally worth reading.
♥
Also MZR you are the biggest butthurt loser I have ever had the displeasure of sharing local with. A complete piece of trash.
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Le Soltueur
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.12 15:10:00 -
[105]
I've been following this thread for a while now, and I was going to stay out of it... right up until MZR's deleted post .(Thank you Chribba for eve-search.com)
Zed, you knew I'd get involved after that. Bastard. 
MZR, expect some more guests once we've finished with our current contracts.
"See you in space" soon, sugarbritches.
Love, Unca Solty
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Evil Alfie
Amarr The George Michael Appreciation Society
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Posted - 2009.07.12 16:25:00 -
[106]
Originally by: Zero Threat
also he cant fight unless hes got back up and btw no offence but EMP with there arty gryo blaster megas i wouldnt call back up
lol I did a little research on this EMP you speak of and came up with these pure lolfits I assume you're referring to, pure comedy gold  
http://ohno.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1940
http://ohno.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=510
Seriously mate, how do peeps that haven't even learned the basics of fitting their ships hold on to this fabled lowsec fortress??
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.07.12 22:04:00 -
[107]
*sigh*
As usual, people who let a game existence translate into real life self-esteem.
And that draws in real life issues into a game.
At this point, having looked at this thread, NOBODY IS INNOCENT.
Since it's being played with way, I guess the real winner in this hissy fight will be the one whose life is better when they log off.
As I have said many times to many a youth boastin about their "dominating" in a video game: "If I yanked the plug right now, who the f**k are you then?"
Both sides in this issue should ask themselves that question, and then there will be a real winner. Both sides will know the answer too, without help from each other or anyone else, or this forum.
Certainly my life is not enriched from this, and am a fool for having suffered it.
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Nel Tu
Minmatar Eye of Osiris
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Posted - 2009.07.12 22:11:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Evil Alfie
Originally by: Zero Threat
also he cant fight unless hes got back up and btw no offence but EMP with there arty gryo blaster megas i wouldnt call back up
lol I did a little research on this EMP you speak of and came up with these pure lolfits I assume you're referring to, pure comedy gold  
http://ohno.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1940
http://ohno.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=510
Seriously mate, how do peeps that haven't even learned the basics of fitting their ships hold on to this fabled lowsec fortress??
Killing them wasn't a crime. It was righting a wrong, as no Megathron should have to suffer being fit like that.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.13 13:15:00 -
[109]
Day 5 Report...let's play conga line (queue the benny hill chase music).
So I've got this dominix hull...it's insurance is going to run out relatively soon, so a fight or two would not be a bad thing... On my way to go get it...I actually run into Mzr. We're both in ishkurs, so he offers a 1v1...a hell.why not...Get blown up. *sigh*
So, back to the original plan. Hop in the domi, set it to 'travel fit' mode. Because otherwise its was horribly, badly, fit. And head back towards Alentene..because for some reason T2 stuff seems to be cheaper in the environs.
Now, for those of you who don't know...travel fit usually means 'a crap ton of warp core stabilizers and as big a buffer as you can fit. And head off to fit the world on it. When I get interrupted by a gate camp..fine..blow thorugh the camp. My, there's an awful lot of them in local.
And here's where things get silly. I have insta-bookmarks for the area..some of them are rather..old. And apparently someone turned a station during one of the patches. So my nice confident insta turns into fireworks central....I still made it out..but that insta is not so instant anymore :) So, no more taking a chance on a old station insta being good until its tested.
Okay, so no docking to refit for a while.. And I'm in a system full of hostiles, with a 15 minute aggression counter so logging in space isn't exactly a smart idea. So what does one do when one is in this situation? Its time to lead a conga line!
A bit about the topography of the area. In lower Verge Vendor right next to placid there's a bunch of circles, twirls and loops. So I start cycling around one of the short ones. I'm being deliberately slow about it, because I know at this point they don't have enough points to nail me down, and I've got enough of a tank on here to eat whatever they're going to throw at me until I get into warp. So every system, I get a bit of aggro from one or two of my persuers...Giving them jumping sickness... So, I've got a conga line of wartargets spread throughout four systems. And...take a spur out...double back...go around the loop in the opposite direction.
I've got a member of the teeny tiny space pirates (Hi guys!) Reporting on the population of Leverage Inc in various systems as I troll around.. The benny hill chase music blaring in the background. When...'Hey, there's a HIC coming in'. Right, that's going to ruin the party. So it's time to er...I beleive the term is tactical withdrawal. I actually meet up with the hic on a gate...but he decides to jump through instead of hanging out on the gate with me.. so I double back. (Its an onyx, so not likely to have anything in the mids other than the tank-o-doom..so I've got some time to peel out towards lowsec..not the loop..that would probably be suicide at this point.. But the actual dangerous area of lowsec placid. I've still got a tail at this point so I make a point of making sure they know I'm headed to Covryn (Just off Stacmon) Jumping blind because hell..who needs a scout!)
Typically, nobody follows. So I tool around lowsec while they camp Aidart (Aidart's the placid->verge vendor interface) At any rate, its getting to the point where I need to be afk...time to dock up in highsec...not sure about my old instant bookmarks any more and do some work around the house. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Voodoo Viper
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Posted - 2009.07.14 08:10:00 -
[110]
Wait.. your story is how you were warping around with a 7-WCS domi and you think you accomplished something? At least 2 times you escaped purely because of luck, as we raised 8 24km points between ourselves, but some landed literaly 1-2 sec late on the gate/station. Later on we had only 1 HIC, we couldn't commit you to jump the gates when he caught up with you.
You weren't buying any mods, you were docked several times in local trade hubs. Or you bought them, but you never fitted them, it's all the same.
No we didn't jumped Covryn or Ost without a scout (or 7 stabs), because there was a high chance camps and blobs were on the other side. Wait.. you almost died to Privateers in Ost when you bounced off the gate; you kinda experienced that first hand.
But hei you lost everything else.. even straight 1v1s, why don't you write a lot about that?
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.14 09:50:00 -
[111]
He's gonna write and gloat prolly for a week about the arazu and deimos kill. Was very poorly played on our part, I'll admit that because it's the truth.
But when challenged to another 1v1 reply was `I had my nice fight for the night. And like I'm actually going to let you dictate an engagement.` That's a really poor excuse for having no balls, after all why lose another ship, when you can write about your `legendary exploits` for days - without undocking. And even when you undock make sure you commit to really small boats, otherwise you'd be embarrasing yourself again.
Solty: bring the lube.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.14 09:59:00 -
[112]
I like how you QQ on your own killboard about things that you didn't get to poast.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.14 10:04:00 -
[113]
Quote: I like how you QQ on your own killboard about things that you didn't get to poast.
What? They're all posted. If we miss something, API's catching up.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.14 10:07:00 -
[114]
I fear that one day you will not be able to get an MMO account without having it linked to a verified facebook, twitter, myspace, friendsreunited, livejournal, deadjournal and wordpress blog accounts.
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Liitar
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Posted - 2009.07.14 10:08:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Mzr That's a really poor excuse for having no balls
You in an ibis, me in a megathron - or your have no balls 
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.14 10:20:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Mzr
Quote: I like how you QQ on your own killboard about things that you didn't get to poast.
What? They're all posted. If we miss something, API's catching up.
Mzr on Wednesday 8th Jul 06:45 Too bad your helios docked in 10% structure. One more volley and you would've poped.
I'm not usually pedantic on spelling btw but I do love the idea of poping ships as righteous justice 
Generally I just tire of chest beating nonsense. Far too much SRS BSNS.
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Gregor Vernof
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.14 12:38:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Mzr But when challenged to another 1v1 reply was...
The reply should have been "are you completely dedicated to riding the short bus for your entire in-game life?"
Geez, other than the emo-angst kiddy brigade who apparently think we are all psychotic teenage wannabes and any conflict in this game is pedantic and shows how maladjusted we are, do you really think you are doing yourself any favors with anyone?
Here you are posting in a thread about how awesome you are and that everyone else is lame cowards because they will not PvP the way you think it should be done. Maybe you need to do yourself a favor and go out into the sun today, that is if you wont be burned to a crisp when you come out from under your bridge.
*** ... never let a good story die, click the... er, well damn the threads disappeared... the linkys don't work.... Ah well nevermind....
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.07.14 12:53:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Generally I just tire of chest beating nonsense. Far too much SRS BSNS.
What about chest beating nonsense for the sake of being nonsensical?
Originally by: Gregor Vernof
Maybe you need to do yourself a favor and go out into the sun today, that is if you wont be burned to a crisp when you come out from under your bridge.
I love how the guy with the stark white avatar posted this.
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Gregor Vernof
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:09:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon I love how the guy with the stark white avatar posted this.
Yes because a in-game pixalization that looks like a vampire with a hang-over is an accurate representation of my real self. In fact I'm sure that since I love to blow up other player's pixal spaceships and laughs at their pathetic whines and pleas for mercy I must be a misguided ADD/AHD 14 year old who lives in my Mother's basement...
... glad to see the emo-angst crowd is keeping up with us bad people....
*** ... never let a good story die, click the... er, well damn the threads disappeared... the linkys don't work.... Ah well nevermind....
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Le Soltueur
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:10:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Mzr
Solty: bring the lube.
Real men go Au Natural.
I suggest stretching exercises.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:11:00 -
[121]
Day 6. Or, EMP Industries rides again.
The day starts out rather badly...as I grab the Imicus of DOOM (tm) and promptly get it blown up in lowsec. (I'd have probably gotten the manticore if it hadn't been for the Arazu, (Arazu tanking gate guns...too bad the gate guns didn't pick on his drones...Cause otherwise his rails were missing *grumblemutter*)) Oh well. But now..I've got killrights! YAY!
So I head back out...grab an incursus...(goes faster...might be able to get that manticore) when I notice on d-scan that arazu is still around..and start to foment an idea. I can kill an arazu...really I can. They're not exactly powerhouses. And I head off towards Stacmon where...I have one of those vexors sitting there mostly fit. Just a tweak or two needed. When Mzr shows up on the way. Says he's gonna be on the Stacmon gate in Aidart and if I have balls left I should shoot him there.
Plan slightly changed, no change to the fit I was going to use but hey. A slightly slow refit and bio break later...No Mzr on a gate. Oh well, back to the original plan. Head to the loop and go and find that arazu.. He doesn't make it difficult on me as he shows up on a gate with me (thank goodness) and locks me up while at really...really close range (Not a good idea for an arazu...at all) So I lay into him, and thankfully he lays right back. (Maybe hoping that I'd gone and done something stupid, engaging in a vexor while on a gate... killrights are a wonderful thing)
I'll give him one thing..that was a much tougher arazu than I was expecting. Tough enough that a Demios showed up mid fight and starts laying into me...Against the gate guns. Right. (They don't call them die-mosts for nothin) The arazu pops and I wheel around for the demios...its not looking too healthy with the gate guns and I'm hurting rather badly.. half armor. The drones have already decided that the die most looks tasty, so lay on the scram, a web, the guns, and pray.
This time the gate guns decide that his drones look tasty and aren't shooting at him. So again, its taking a while. But eventually scotty's cousins, Daryl and Daryl, decide that the diemost looks tasty enough to shoot at and he goes down. Right, local's starting to cruise up. Something else battlecruiser sized or bigger is shooting at me..and Mzr's just showed up at the gate. Time to bail. Hit one of my random bookmarks and...wtf? There aren't even that many in local..what's with all the red ships? (DOH! THAT'S NO MOON!) Managed to warp to one of my old bookmarks to one of S9's POSES. Punch the GTFO button again as Mzr asks me to rep up and fight him. (Not actually having a rep on board would make that difficult) So I get out...leaving the lowsec and getting into Stacmon again.
It's 3am...I had a good day...and Mzr's outside asking for a fight. Know what? I'm sure it will **** him off quite badly if I decide I've had enough for the night...so you know what...its bedtime.
Tell Mzr that he's not going to be dictating any more engagements. And log. Lets see if that got his panties in a twist..Oh look! It worked :)
Good fight to the mystical knighs and EMP Industries. Neither of whose boats were actually fail fit. And *pout* at not being close enough to the arazu wreck to get the drops. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:31:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon
Originally by: Lady Spank
Generally I just tire of chest beating nonsense. Far too much SRS BSNS.
What about chest beating nonsense for the sake of being nonsensical?
That is absolutely fine.
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Schani Kratnorr
x13
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:34:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Tiny Tove (snippetysnip)
Hehe Tiny Tove. I get it 
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:36:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Gregor Vernof
Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon I love how the guy with the stark white avatar posted this.
Yes because a in-game pixalization that looks like a vampire with a hang-over is an accurate representation of my real self. In fact I'm sure that since I love to blow up other player's pixal spaceships and laughs at their pathetic whines and pleas for mercy I must be a misguided ADD/AHD 14 year old who lives in my Mother's basement...
... glad to see the emo-angst crowd is keeping up with us bad people....
I thought it was above the garage. Also, you are taking my post way too seriously. The stark white avatar just added to the lol factor.
Seems you're right about the emo-angsty crowd, but as to who it is... Well I'm not the one with the vampy avatar. 
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Gregor Vernof
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:59:00 -
[125]
Oh noes... caught out, I'm actually 40 years old and live above my Mother's garage... however the hole in the roof does allow me to get plenty of sunshine while playing EVE (plus I look really cool sitting here in my tighty whiteys and mirrored sun glasses).
*** ... never let a good story die, click the... er, well damn the threads disappeared... the linkys don't work.... Ah well nevermind....
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Zaphod Beeblebrox42
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Posted - 2009.07.14 14:04:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Gregor Vernof Oh noes... caught out, I'm actually 40 years old and live above my Mother's garage... however the hole in the roof does allow me to get plenty of sunshine while playing EVE (plus I look really cool sitting here in my tighty whiteys and mirrored sun glasses).
Oh god, that is a horrible mental image. Makes me wish I drank just so I could forget this. I do have alot of dilaudid for my totally jacked up shoulders though, maybe that'll do the trick.... And before someone tries to make some violation of forum rules claim, it's all prescribed to me legally and with a definitive legitimate reason, so hah! __________________ Look, a forum alt! |

Gregor Vernof
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.14 14:23:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 Oh god, that is a horrible mental image.
Did I forget to mention that I come with full body hair, pot belly, and man-boobs?
*** ... never let a good story die, click the... er, well damn the threads disappeared... the linkys don't work.... Ah well nevermind....
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.14 15:24:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Mzr
Quote: I like how you QQ on your own killboard about things that you didn't get to poast.
What? They're all posted. If we miss something, API's catching up.
No Mzr.. She's referring to how you QQ (cry, give tears, whine, etc.. Common vernacular now a days or so I'm told) on your own killboard about things that you didn't get to kill/say/do. Not about kills or deaths that don't show up on your fine killboard. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.14 20:39:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Voodoo Viper But hei you lost everything else.. even straight 1v1s, why don't you write a lot about that?
I do happen to mention that I get blown up. Tends to happen. Although your assertion that I've lost *every* 1 on 1 is wrong... I did manage to kill an incursus with a merlin in there somewhere. (And survive the Megathron that was dropped on my head at the end there. So I guess by strict definition it wasn't a 1 on 1.) But let's not let minor oversights ruin the story.
Well, okay, its not a very good story right now...not enough explosions, Mzr's not losing his mind in local enough to make it very lol-worthy. Nobody's fit their ship on the silly side of things yet. (Okay, the fitting that got me out of the arazu/demios dance was pretty damn silly..but it worked) The iteron of doom hasn't made an appearance. I'm giving this thread 0.5 epics out of 5. aka..barely worth a post..
In other news, popcorn paraphernalia sales are going back up thanks to the Laconian Syndicate vs Negative Ten kerfuffle a few threads over. Talk to your local IEEE agent for official IEEE branded popcorn enjoyment paraphernalia! (Maybe there's more lulz now over there...) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.16 15:59:00 -
[130]
Quote: Too bad your helios docked in 10% structure. One more volley and you would've poped.
It's hardly whining, just stating fact. 9 out of 10 cases you'd die. And it's quite funny how you try to turn your own stupidity into something worth posting. After all you undocked your helios from a station with a really bad undocking point; knowing that a WT was camping it.
And because of that type of post your ass is in a sling. You can't leave it at a battle report.. no. You have to trash people and run your mouth.
`Nice setup on that POS by the way...couldn't get anyone to wander by to try and pop that NYX out of the middle of it.` You must be on some kind of crack to even think you could do something. I'm pretty sure you don't understand the difference between doing stuff and fantasizing about doing stuff.
Generally what you do is write some lies (novel style), die, then come back to write some more lies. You've got a talent at writing and twisting, I'll give you that, other than that you're just a sad panda in space.
The arazu and deimos kills are the only things worth mentioning, I'm looking forward to see you achieve something like that again. Hardly doable because you never undock and when you do your biggest ship commited in battle is a vexor/rax. Or are we counting the WCS domi too?
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Ohh Yeah
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Posted - 2009.07.16 16:48:00 -
[131]
MZR, you're still posting well after you said you were going to stop. I think it's time that you shut up and admit that you're hurting on the inside.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.16 18:10:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Mzr *snip* And because of that type of post your ass is in a sling. You can't leave it at a battle report.. no. You have to trash people and run your mouth.
Trash? I'm rather unfailingly polite and respectful for the most part Mzr. Even when I was bailing on S9, did I make off with the wallet? Any of the blueprints? Take down the poses? Nope, dropped roles and bid my adieu.
Why? Because I'm a pretty nice guy really. You might notice that ThCEO never actually apologized on the forums. More or less because it started to feel like I was kicking a puppy near the end. I got a decent story out of the whole thing, many lulz were had by the peanut gallery. And thanks to Chribba and eve-search, its still readable out there. (Shameless plug for Chribba...donate to his server upgrade here because I know I use the service, and you probably do too...now back to our regularly scheduled post)
Originally by: "Mzr"
`Nice setup on that POS by the way...couldn't get anyone to wander by to try and pop that NYX out of the middle of it.` You must be on some kind of crack to even think you could do something. I'm pretty sure you don't understand the difference between doing stuff and fantasizing about doing stuff.
This little blurb needs some explaining for the audience. So there I was in Amoen, part of the loop. There's a Nyx parked at one of the moons there in a POS. The POS is rather well defended, and while I *****d the position of the pos out to a few people, nobody was interested in pulling a fleet together along with a Nyx pilot. And logged in the system was a pilot from their corp, old enough to be the mom's pilot, and 'Cynoetta' (obvious cyno alt is obvious?). So I try to strike up a convo with said pilot...and the cyno alt is responding.
So, either you're the cyno alt, or the pilot from the corp who owns that Nyx. (Or they're friends of yours, maybe renting the moon?) I'm going to assume for the sake of argument that its one of your alts, or one of the alts of one of the accounts I know you've got access to. (Given the short conversation of the cyno alt, not mentioning the forum thread and offering help...I'm gonna assume that it was you as the cyno alt, again, purely for argument's sake) Or I suppose it could have been V0ny, or were you piloting him around that morning?
Now, assuming all that conjecture is correct. Why in the world advertise it on the forums? Even if its not correct I now know that you've either got connections with [CAKED] (the owners of the Nyx and POS) or you chose to try and bait me with a lame trap using the cyno alt. (I'm sure the truth is somewhere in the middle)
Originally by: "Mzr"
The arazu and deimos kills are the only things worth mentioning, I'm looking forward to see you achieve something like that again. Hardly doable because you never undock and when you do your biggest ship commited in battle is a vexor/rax. Or are we counting the WCS domi too?
I'm not really counting, how about you? I think you're playing 'Internet Spaceships Are Serious Business' and I'm just playing 'Internet Spaceships' and having fun. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.07.16 18:16:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne 'Internet Spaceships Are Serious Business'
But I thought they were... .
Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke!
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.16 20:40:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Davinel Lulinvega
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne 'Internet Spaceships Are Serious Business'
But I thought they were... .
The only serious business right now is the lack of sales of popcorn paraphernalia. But folks seem to be digging the Katie Door Memorial Coin so that's making up for it. (Available for 1.2 billion isk from this IEEE agent. Send isk to Zedrik Cayne with 'Katie Door Coin' as the reason and I will deliver it to you!) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.17 20:13:00 -
[135]
Day 7: Old friends, new war.
As I've said before, and will say again...1v1's are a sucker game mostly. The only way to win is to not play. Sure it hurts some people's sense of e-bushido, but typically the person offering the 1v1 is pretty sure they've got a decent advantage over the challenged party. (Or, that they're bored out of their gourd and are looking for a fight in a somewhat disposable ship)
While on the move I run into an old friend. We were in the same corp years ago and have kept friendly. And he's spoiling for a fight. Says he's gonna bring his assault frigate by. So, might as well buy and fit something for it.
Its one of the special disposable fits I used to hand out to some of the Suddenly Ninjas guys if they needed something quick'n'dirty to survive tackling a mission runner with. Crap T1 fit across the board with whatever rat loot I'd failed to reprocess from various ninja-salvage-loot operations for those who don't have the skills yet to fit T2 anything, or use medium scout drones (Or even control five if they could). And of course, lots of grid and cpu left over because new characters now a days start with really...really...junk fitting skills. I actually manage to find most everything to fit it with in an old hangar. Wonder what ships they got blown up off of. (The system in question is a rookie starter system, so it was probably someone's incursus, rifter, or punisher) Even had the monster plate available.
So I arrive, and my friend politely declines to shoot at the thorax. Which is fine, probably would have done the same in his shoes. But he does bring an Omen by to play \o/.
I've had canonically bad luck vs Omens. Even had a domi blown up by one (Hi Zero!) (Remember kids...don't forget to put cap boosters in the hold before going out and sitting under the gate guns. This has been a public service announcement by me for the folks who manufacture cap booster 800's)
At any rate...so we have a short fight outside the newbie station, to ooohs and ahhs from the velator pilots watching. Pretty lazors lighting up the sky. Drones go flying, armor melts. My friend's omen pops...good fights are shared in local as well as banter about who was fitting what.
The next morning. Waking up and shaking off the sleepies, a locator agent finds me Mzr in Intaki... Hm..not a usual location, let's go haring off that direction. And hm check the surrounding systems...in Brarel there's Mzr in a probe, and someone from Session9..one of the hauler alts if memory serves. Now what are they doing there? Possibly time for a visit from a covops later. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Vars Shaylo
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.07.18 02:36:00 -
[136]
My alt has seen you several times in the Verge Vendor/Placid region very late at night in the USTZ. Are you hiding? You write very well, why hide? Come right out and fight like hell, man. To be honest, MZR seems like good old crusty dude, fun to work for. What's your beef with him anyway? Just sayin'...
We like your threads and all...
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Gregor Vernof
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.18 10:09:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Vars Shaylo My alt has seen you several times in the Verge Vendor/Placid region very late at night in the USTZ. Are you hiding? You write very well, why hide? Come right out and fight like hell, man. To be honest, MZR seems like good old crusty dude, fun to work for. What's your beef with him anyway? Just sayin'...
We like your threads and all...
Posted on wrong character? 
*** ... never let a good story die, click the... er, well damn the threads disappeared... the linkys don't work.... Ah well nevermind....
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Angela Goethrella
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Posted - 2009.07.18 16:08:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Vars Shaylo My alt has seen you several times in the Verge Vendor/Placid region very late at night in the USTZ. Are you hiding? You write very well, why hide? Come right out and fight like hell, man. To be honest, MZR seems like good old crusty dude, fun to work for. What's your beef with him anyway? Just sayin'...
We like your threads and all...
The beef's not actually mine. Its his war. And I'll prosecute the war as I please. (Well..I'll try to prosecute the war as I please.. Its been working out pretty well so far)
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.18 16:09:00 -
[139]
^^ Dangit...wrong character...reminder to self.. double check. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.19 13:27:00 -
[140]
Day 9...Let's not get ****y.
So I went back to the loop today, was ratting, visiting..hopping through a gatecamp I decide to hit one of the stations in Ruerrotta. After docking up for a bit, there's one guy sitting outside in a harbinger... Okay, let's give this a spin. I'd been ninja-looting a gatecamp in ostingele earlier, and was being pretty confident at the Merlin's survivability.
So he shoots me under gate guns. Okay, let's peek at his armor... Tough little nugget but its not keeping up with the gate guns. He's not even hitting me even with a web on...so I'm waiting...
Then a brutix undocks..this might odd and I start to try and get an orbit around to be missed by both when, doing a decent job of it, everyone's missing. Paying too much attention to direction and not enough attention to how fast I'm going...
From full shields to exploded...in six seconds....lesson learned...I'm not invincible. Especially not when dual webbed.  --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.20 04:25:00 -
[141]
Day 10. Right, remind me why I PVP when I've not selected the fight myself?
So, the day starts off bad, undocking into Mzr twice and engaging. And of course getting blown up. Twice. (Sure, the first one was a comedy exequeror fit...but hey...it got blowed up) Reminder to self..never let anyone goad you into a fight...friend or foe. Cause its a sucker bet unless you set it up yourself.
Should have realized that before the three other losses (including a pod). The thorax and pod loss were mainly due to stupidity.
1) Never PVP near your baby's bedtime..there was a plan but getting your ass up to deal with baby often throws a wrench into it. Also, you can get podded if you are changing a diaper.
2) Dock your ass up. You might be able to run back and forth (twice) from decloak to gate, but eventually they will get enough people on one side to kill you.
3) Remind yourself why you fundamentally are a one man operation, there's a reason for that. Folks will get frustrated as you are afk/back to keyboard/afk again. That doesn't happen if you just hang with folks.
So, losses for the day. 4 cruisers, one battle cruiser, and a pod. Wins for the day, none on me and I've been afk enough that I missed what the rest of the gang might have won/lost.
Morale: High....anger at baby...low (How can you get angry at that cute face?) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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species2143
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Posted - 2009.07.20 04:35:00 -
[142]
cool story bro.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.21 10:05:00 -
[143]
We've blown you up 7 times in 24h and poded you. Idk what's with the RL excuses.. why would you even undock if you're needed somewhere else? At this point you probably need to find another Jita noob to torment (and write pages about how awesome you are), because this war is not going so great for you.
At any rate, I got what I wanted. Gf on those 1v1s, looking forward to see what you're gonna fit next.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.21 14:20:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Mzr Edited by: Mzr on 21/07/2009 13:21:04 We've blown you up 7 times in 24h and poded you. Idk what's with the RL excuses.. why would you even undock if you're needed somewhere else? At this point you probably want to find another Jita noob to torment (and write pages about how awesome you are), because this war is not going so good for you or your crew. IEEE dropped from 9 to 7, now 5 and half of them we never saw in space these weeks.
At any rate, I got what I wanted. Gf on those 1v1s, looking forward to see what you're gonna fit next.
Still not sure what you wanted in the first place. And if it only takes a few hundred mil worth of losses to for you to get what you wanted, then you're definitely a cheap date. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.21 15:51:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Still not sure what you wanted in the first place. And if it only takes a few hundred mil worth of losses to for you to get what you wanted, then you're definitely a cheap date.
Wardec is another way of saying "I want to play computer games with you".
He really seems to want to play computer games with you. I think he must like you very much. I can't imagine a sane reason coming out as to why you would continue to choose to play Eve with people you can't even stand.
I think it's all a smoke screen. He still loves you. And probably still loves that girl. Whoever she is banging now.
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Epona Thunderhoof
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Posted - 2009.07.21 18:44:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Mzr I have an attitude problem and a shriveled e-peen, too.
I like to play Eve, what's your problem bro?
Additionally, Zed is being one hell of a good sport about his losses et al. while playing the war game.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.21 19:07:00 -
[147]
Zed doesn't care that he gets blown up, Mzr cares too much that he blows him up. ♥
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Taunting Yu
Gallente The NightClub
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Posted - 2009.07.21 19:10:00 -
[148]
Originally by: Tiny Tove
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Still not sure what you wanted in the first place. And if it only takes a few hundred mil worth of losses to for you to get what you wanted, then you're definitely a cheap date.
Wardec is another way of saying "I want to play computer games with you".
He really seems to want to play computer games with you. I think he must like you very much. I can't imagine a sane reason coming out as to why you would continue to choose to play Eve with people you can't even stand.
I think it's all a smoke screen. He still loves you. And probably still loves that girl. Whoever she is banging now.
If this is really all over a woman, and it's the woman I think it is... well, let's just say there are probably more issues going on. I've no idea where Mzr is IRL, but if it's the woman I'm thinking, I know where in the world she lives, and so I doubt it involves consensual sex. (Good troll, good troll!! )
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Willy Pete
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.07.21 20:44:00 -
[149]
Mzr:
You might want to head to the site below and download:
http://ebooks.ebookmall.com/title/anger-management-for-dummies-gentry-phd-ebooks.htm
Zed:
Nice read. Gratz on the little one. Boy or girl? |

Angela Goethrella
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Posted - 2009.07.22 01:00:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Willy Pete Mzr:
You might want to head to the site below and download:
http://ebooks.ebookmall.com/title/anger-management-for-dummies-gentry-phd-ebooks.htm
Zed:
Nice read. Gratz on the little one. Boy or girl?
Little Girl: here and here
New baby: Sometime in December. :)
So I'm kicking ass in the baby-creation department. (Well...okay..I've done my part successfully twice...the wife's in for the long haul.)
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.22 01:01:00 -
[151]
Okay...I'm gonna re-delete Angela..that's twice in the same thread... --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Grogoth Drem
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Posted - 2009.07.22 01:38:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Mzr Edited by: Mzr on 21/07/2009 13:21:04 IEEE dropped from 9 to 7, now 5 and half of them we never saw in space these weeks.
I am probably two of the remaining 7 (unless I was the 2 that dropped, really can't remember), I joined a while ago during ThGuy's saga for some free pew pew - I am now in nullsec assisting someone else, completely separated from Zed and his endeavours. I've not dropped back to noob corp, nor joined my previous corp as I am not sure what I will be doing in the very near future, so adding another corp to my employment history is not appealing.
You are not a factor to me, in any was shape or form. Pro tip, while you are clearly the center of your universe, that is where your importance ends.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.22 11:42:00 -
[153]
Sunshine, it wasn't isk related - you were actually extra carefull with that. 60mil frig, but 7 WCS domi? And I do believe that was the only BS you ever undocked since this war started.
What happened was you really undocked for a day, and came to play. And we all saw the results. We're quite done camping your sorry ass for hours just to blow your cheap ass cruisers after 1min engagements.
You came in yer little punisher to kill Birgitte (killrights) during our TICT engagement ? And then you ran in deep armor? After that you probably recruited them to `your cause` in ISC? The same ISC that houses disgruntled ex-AXIS members (who dream of revenge, but couldn't pvp for **** in the war), Nexus and his brother (stories from the 30 corps they've been in are quite entertaining, people have not idea who they're getting in).. and lets not forget the fine pvpers in WPDS (get them to tell how I got their logistics chain-concorded in Cist a few days ago, its quite funny).
You bet your ass we're in this war to kill you, and we did just that. Nothing else to prove.
What your fanbois think matters to me as much as your next T1 fitted punisher loss (wait for me to come find you :). I ****ed you up in space, which is the best satisfaction one can have. Time to let you go back in anonimity, where your place is.
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:25:00 -
[154]
Originally by: Mzr I blew up a lone imaginary person, in an imaginary space ship, in an imaginary universe. I am awesome, in my own imagination. It is the best satisfaction one can have, imaginarily. I imagine that bloviating on the forums after killing some imaginary T1 ships owned by said imaginary self-professed PvP newbie will make me even more imaginarily cool.
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:40:00 -
[155]
Originally by: Andrea Griffin
Originally by: Mzr I blew up a lone imaginary person, in an imaginary space ship, in an imaginary universe. I am awesome, in my own imagination. It is the best satisfaction one can have, imaginarily. I imagine that bloviating on the forums after killing some imaginary T1 ships owned by said imaginary self-professed PvP newbie will make me even more imaginarily cool.
Imagine that.. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar Black Serpent Technologies
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Posted - 2009.07.22 16:02:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Fobiah
Quote: But to torment the poor idiot in ****ing detail for weeks, just for repeated personal gratification doesn't make you a good pvper. Or a good story teller. You're just a sad panda in desperate need of attention.
^ Hover for full effect. 
That's not a panda.
FYI. __________________________________________________
History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.. |

Fumen
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Posted - 2009.07.22 17:05:00 -
[157]
Originally by: SFX Bladerunner
Originally by: Fobiah
Quote: But to torment the poor idiot in ****ing detail for weeks, just for repeated personal gratification doesn't make you a good pvper. Or a good story teller. You're just a sad panda in desperate need of attention.
^ Hover for full effect. 
That's not a panda.
FYI.
We weren't going to tell him that.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.22 22:16:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Mzr I ****ed you up in space, which is the best satisfaction one can have.
Ladies and Gentlemen, fair readers. I do beleive we have found someone that cannot be killed. How can you kill that which has no life?
If the best satisfaction you can think of is blowing folks up in internet spaceships...
Originally by: Mzr Time to let you go back in anonimity, where your place is.
Why thank you. I guess I'll just go and unsubscribe and stop having fun... --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.23 00:24:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Mzr Time to let you go back in anonimity, where your place is.
Interesting, considering most people in C&P (where you're at right now) know who Zed is. No one here knew who you were, and we'll all forget you the moment you go away again. ♥
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.07.23 04:23:00 -
[160]
To Mzr's credit, it looks like he was always ready to fight.
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.23 06:37:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer To Mzr's credit, it looks like he was always ready to fight.
And he's quite amusing. I love his posts tbh. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

Hinkledolph
Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.23 08:54:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Miney Prospector Yes, I gots kilt. 
First time I was half ass paying attention and got to close to the station which uncloaked me and they blew up my bajillion isk buzzard. Then they killed my Mallalicious with an Ishkur, Istar, Megathron and Falcon. Thank god I wasn't in something bigger I think they were out of alts to log on with. Later on in order to face me (in a geddy), and Zed (in a nemesis) with a single Megathron and Typhoon they had to enlist two remote reppers and a handful of pets to nudge bump and push me off station and blowt up my geddy
All in all at the end of the day I had to finally admit to Zed that he was right. I kept saying that no, these guys are for realz hardcore pvpers and all want is a good fight, they can stand on their own and will undock without 3:1 odds in their favor. What I finally had to admit to Zed and myself was that they're a pack cowards using rehashed tactics that were old in 2005... as such, war will continue but on a... well... stay tuned.
Seriously tho... I do understand, it is a Maller fit all should fear. RawR. LONG LIVE THE MALLER.
Stop complaining about e-honour and take your losses as a man.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.23 09:02:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne If the best satisfaction you can think of is blowing folks up in internet spaceships...
I find the best satisfaction is the first dump of the day. If my woman ran off with somebody else, I'd be a bit miffed at having to clean my own toilet.
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Vars Shaylo
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.07.25 19:19:00 -
[164]
Hmmm.....perhpaps, Mzr=Zedrik Cayne, they are the same person. Z Cayne is a pretty good writer, and Mzr is such a character....
Discuss. _________________ Okay, I'm an alt. |

TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.07.26 07:32:00 -
[165]
Nah.
Zed is a real dude and Mzr is another separate real dude who is annoyed at him.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.27 12:38:00 -
[166]
Originally by: Vars Shaylo Hmmm.....perhpaps, Mzr=Zedrik Cayne, they are the same person. Z Cayne is a pretty good writer, and Mzr is such a character....
Discuss.
Sorry, I don't play egotistical and mentally unstable well enough to be Mzr...besides the lack of capitalization he often exhibits annoys me. And my tin-pot dictator impersonations often fall short of 'realistic'. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.28 01:17:00 -
[167]
Well...the war's over:
2009.07.27 05:28 CONCORD has declared this war invalid as it breaches one or more articles in the Yulai Convention. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
And so ends this last chapter...probably. We'll see. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Evil Alfie
Amarr The George Michael Appreciation Society
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Posted - 2009.07.28 16:54:00 -
[168]
Edited by: Evil Alfie on 28/07/2009 16:54:13 ya gotta hand it to this mzr guy though, he always seems to win at any war/goal he commits to. Maybe being a bit of a t*t in the game as a leader gets you places :D
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2009.07.28 17:28:00 -
[169]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Well...the war's over [...] And so ends this last chapter...probably. We'll see.
A little anti-climactic to be honest, but then again not much seems to have happened in the past week or so anyways. That said, I am looking forward to your next round of fun. 
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Evil Alfie
Amarr The George Michael Appreciation Society
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Posted - 2009.10.07 19:52:00 -
[170]
Sorry to bring this up again, but what's going on with Malum these days?? 
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.10.07 20:02:00 -
[171]
Whoa, I haven't read this story yet.
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Vandamsel
Gallente Invicta. Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.10.07 20:15:00 -
[172]
Edited by: Vandamsel on 07/10/2009 20:16:48
Originally by: Mzr Edited by: Mzr on 22/07/2009 13:56:47 Sunshine, it wasn't isk related - you were actually extra carefull with that. 60mil frig, but 7 WCS domi? And I do believe that was the only BS you ever undocked since this war started.
What happened was you really undocked for a day, and came to play. And we all saw the results. We're quite done camping your sorry ass for hours just to blow your cheap ass cruisers after 1min engagements.
You came in yer little punisher to kill Birgitte (killrights) during our TICT engagement ? And then you ran when reached structure? After that you probably recruited them to `your cause` in ISC? The same ISC that houses disgruntled ex-AXIS members (who dream of revenge, but couldn't pvp for **** in the war), Nexus and his brother (stories from the 30 corps they've been in are quite entertaining, people have not idea who they're getting in).. and lets not forget the fine pvpers in WPDS (get them to tell how I got their logistics chain-concorded in Cist a few days ago, its quite funny).
You bet your ass we're in this war to kill you, and we did just that. Nothing else to prove.
What your fanbois think matters to me as much as your next T1 fitted punisher loss (wait for me to come find you :). I ****ed you up in space, which is the best satisfaction one can have. Time to let you go back in anonimity, where your place is.
This and most of your other posts prove your internet toughness. I really wouldn't want to run into you or your corp/alliance in lowsec....
Mzr is da boss
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Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.07 21:09:00 -
[173]
Hey look at that, I am also currently quite flacid.
,o7 -------------------------
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.10.07 21:11:00 -
[174]
NECROOOOOOOOOOOO SILVER!!!
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