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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.23 01:07:00 -
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I was bored as always and figured I'd try something for lols. I log on with an alt and move myself to jita (seriously couldn't think of a better place to try this) and announce in local that im looking for a good 0.0 alliance to join. Now my alt has been around for a while and the employment history makes it believable that I could fly a capship.. At least a carrier..
After a few trys to get a convo from a goonfleet member. I chat with him for a while and play dumb. He tells me that goons are always looking for new people and I could join them, but there is a 500M isk security deposit on the application. I complain that I don't have that much and ask him if he knows of any goon pets that I could join for free. He tells me that the fee would be refunded after the application is successful and I could sell all my stuff to get the isk as the goons would be able to sell me better stuff cheaper (yeah he was trying that hard).
I "suddenly realize" that I have an alt with close to a billion isk's worth of stuff and I could just transfer most of the isk from him.. But that account expired a few months ago and I don't have enough isk for a plex.. I give him the name of my alt (ok, it was some random guy from a corp i used to be in that never logs in but is about my alts age).
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
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Burning Horizon
The Federation Of Burnt Lasagna
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Posted - 2009.07.23 01:28:00 -
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Edited by: Burning Horizon on 23/07/2009 01:31:14
Reserving first, will add content
Edit: Awesome lol goons can be such dumbasses
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Special Projects Executive
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Posted - 2009.07.23 02:14:00 -
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 Originally by: Lana Torrin
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
This made me laugh so hard, I actually choked myself.
--Vel
Experience is what you get right after you need it.
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Alliance Overlord
Mass Evacuation
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Posted - 2009.07.23 02:25:00 -
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ROFPML.....and coughed coffee all over the place 
...well done 
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:08:00 -
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Are you ****ing serious? lol
Originally by: RedSplat
The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Sai Mien
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:32:00 -
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Heh very nice work :)
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Fumen
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:33:00 -
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Edited by: Fumen on 23/07/2009 03:32:58
Name and shame!!
(I want a free PLEX, too!)
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:35:00 -
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lana hellfury the best hellfury
however, i want to be the first to say it: screenshots or it didn't happen
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Jimer Lins
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:36:00 -
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We wants logses, Precious.
Confirming that Lana Torrin is the best Lana.
Killboard - Declarations of War Podcast |
Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.07.23 05:16:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum
lana hellfury the best hellfury
however, i want to be the first to say it: screenshots or it didn't happen
I fail to see what Lana Hellfury had to do with this.
Originally by: RedSplat
The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Taxtro Grave
Ever Flow
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.23 05:16:00 -
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thank you for this, made my day :)
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Rotnac
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.23 05:19:00 -
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Give us a name or something, dude, I want to know who to ridicule.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.23 05:30:00 -
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Originally by: Rotnac
Give us a name or something, dude, I want to know who to ridicule.
While that would lead to many many lols, i'd rather leave my alts identity intact.. If however he posts and says 'xxxxxxx' is Lana's Alt and scammed me out of a plex! then I'll post the full logs.
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.23 06:30:00 -
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I got alts too that carry beeeelllleeiiiijooooons and beeeelllleeiiiijooooons.. if you just help me reactivate them with your plex I will share some of my wealth with you. Kthxplx.
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Kahega Amielden
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.07.23 06:32:00 -
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Confirming that I am Lana's alt who scammed the Goonfleet recruiter.
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Anyura
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Posted - 2009.07.23 08:33:00 -
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I'm Lana's alt and so's my wife!
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.23 08:36:00 -
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Originally by: Anyura
I'm Lana's alt and so's my wife!
Made me lol ^^
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Ace Greywolf
Caldari
Greywolves
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Posted - 2009.07.23 08:54:00 -
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Lana "Salute" you are an animal
Keep up the good work!
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TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
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Posted - 2009.07.23 09:18:00 -
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This is awesome
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Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2009.07.23 09:47:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
While that would lead to many many lols, i'd rather leave my alts identity intact.. If however he posts and says 'xxxxxxx' is Lana's Alt and scammed me out of a plex! then I'll post the full logs.
And we all know the chance of that to happen. I call bullshˇit on this one
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Kayna Eelai
Gallente
Paxton Industries
Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2009.07.23 09:55:00 -
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screenshots or didnt happen
fixed to 23.15 kB (23710 bytes) |
Sinidualia
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Posted - 2009.07.23 10:38:00 -
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Even if it did not happen gives me a nice warm fuzzy feeling that it might have done.
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Ta'jek
Estel Arador Corp Services
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Posted - 2009.07.23 10:39:00 -
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very funny... that made my morning
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Taram Caldar
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.07.23 12:13:00 -
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LOL priceless...
Good one Lana... they've been going overboard with their scamming efforts lately. Someone needs to go attack delve or something so they aren't so bored :) |
War Kitten
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Posted - 2009.07.23 12:16:00 -
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Well played! |
Kalpaks II
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Posted - 2009.07.23 12:49:00 -
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ROFPML |
Cone Filler
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Posted - 2009.07.23 13:00:00 -
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lol you pulled the nigerian letter scam on him? absolutely awesome
much respect |
Grez
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.07.23 13:12:00 -
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Poasting in a Lana thread, C epic win. |
Bongo Debbie
Minmatar
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.23 18:14:00 -
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Well done Lana, I'm ever so proud of you :)
We need to get our alliance going so we are indestructible. |
Valorous Bob
TARSHISH FOUNDATION
Insomniacs United
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Posted - 2009.07.23 18:41:00 -
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**** i need to start thinking of some of these ideas myself. |
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Cre'tal
Eminent Disdain
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Posted - 2009.07.23 22:06:00 -
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Wait... I don't understand. Why wouldn't you want pay the 500m to fly with GoonFleet. I read in an online article that they're the best corp in EVE. |
Helidrone
Gallente
The Clitoris and Vagina Specialists
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Posted - 2009.07.23 22:09:00 -
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I just have to say
LOLOLOLOLOL
1st rule: Never trust a goon
2nd rule: Scam a goonwhenever you can |
Loreen Starfire
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Posted - 2009.07.24 00:18:00 -
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Congrats!
Golf Clap
What was the goons name, or do I need to re-read it. |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.24 00:28:00 -
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Originally by: Cre'tal
Wait... I don't understand. Why wouldn't you want pay the 500m to fly with GoonFleet. I read in an online article that they're the best corp in EVE.
I can pass your name over to the recruiter i scammed if you want. He sounded legit. |
Cat Aclysmic
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Posted - 2009.07.24 15:26:00 -
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Oh Lana, can I touch you there? You are HAWT. <3
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Bongo Debbie
Minmatar
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.24 17:57:00 -
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Hand's off, you don't know where its been.
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.07.24 18:03:00 -
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Buhahahahahha
This made my friday.
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Fumen
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Posted - 2009.07.24 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: Bongo Debbie
Hand's off, you don't know where its been.
Ain't that the truth....
Would it be the magic wand that makes body parts shrivel up and fall off?
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Alhambra Trellane
Cloak and Daggers
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2009.07.24 19:27:00 -
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...and now when you go to Jita, thaere are people spamming that they "want to join a 0.0 alliance". 
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Cory Sopapilla
Minmatar
Kiroshi Group
Exiliar Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.07.24 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
I don't get it. You paid 850M and got a PLEX out of it?
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Kage Toshimado
Gallente
The Logistical Nightmare
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Posted - 2009.07.24 20:11:00 -
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Well done Lana!
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.24 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Cory Sopapilla
Originally by: Lana Torrin
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
I don't get it. You paid 850M and got a PLEX out of it?
/facepalm
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Dawts
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.07.24 20:34:00 -
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Originally by: Cory Sopapilla
Originally by: Lana Torrin
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
I don't get it. You paid 850M and got a PLEX out of it?
How are you going to bold 3 points, but ignore the whole point of the OP? I fixed your quote. My fixing fee is a measly 50mil. You can senk the isk whenever.
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Cowboy Nuggets
Minmatar
DruNks In SpAce
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Posted - 2009.07.24 21:03:00 -
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Originally by: Cory Sopapilla
Originally by: Lana Torrin
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
I don't get it. You paid 850M and got a PLEX out of it?
Reading Comprehension I. Train it.
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Noskill McCheese
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.24 21:25:00 -
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Lana Torrin, local attention ***** and troll, claims to scam goonswarm out of a free plex but can offer no screenshots or chat logs. I can't believe there are 2 pages of people who believe this crap.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.24 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: Noskill McCheese
Lana Torrin, local attention ***** and troll, claims to scam goonswarm out of a free plex but can offer no screenshots or chat logs. I can't believe there are 2 pages of people who believe this crap.
Noskill McCheese, some alt that thinks it's opinion of the high class forum trolls matter
And did you know that this is in fact Surfin's Plunderbunny's forum alt? It's official! |
Noskill McCheese
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.24 21:48:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: Noskill McCheese
Lana Torrin, local attention ***** and troll, claims to scam goonswarm out of a free plex but can offer no screenshots or chat logs. I can't believe there are 2 pages of people who believe this crap.
Noskill McCheese, some alt that thinks it's opinion of the high class forum trolls matter
Intense Thinker, some alt that thinks it's opinion of an alt's opinion of the high class forum trolls matter
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Fumen
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Posted - 2009.07.24 21:50:00 -
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Originally by: Noskill McCheese
Lana Torrin, local attention ***** and troll, claims to scam goonswarm out of a free plex but can offer no screenshots or chat logs. I can't believe there are 2 pages of people who believe this crap.
We don't care if it's true or not. We're just here for the forum lulz.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.24 21:52:00 -
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Originally by: Noskill McCheese
Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: Noskill McCheese
Lana Torrin, local attention ***** and troll, claims to scam goonswarm out of a free plex but can offer no screenshots or chat logs. I can't believe there are 2 pages of people who believe this crap.
Noskill McCheese, some alt that thinks it's opinion of the high class forum trolls matter
Intense Thinker, some alt that thinks it's opinion of an alt's opinion of the high class forum trolls matter
Not some alt, says right in the sig... Plunderbunny will be back in around 3 weeks when my 6 month forum ban is over 
And did you know that this is in fact Surfin's Plunderbunny's forum alt? It's official! |
Noskill McCheese
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.24 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Fumen
We don't care if it's true or not. We're just here for the forum lulz.
Well ok, I agree it was a cool story bro. A story.
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Pyro Ninja
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Posted - 2009.07.25 07:50:00 -
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lolz i wish i thought of that
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SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar
Black Serpent Technologies
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Posted - 2009.07.25 08:30:00 -
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I scammed a goon once, true story.
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History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.. |
Requiescat
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Posted - 2009.07.25 09:10:00 -
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Linkage
-+-
let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
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Nadir Shabbaz
Caldari Corporation 12345
Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.25 20:48:00 -
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I lol'd nice read
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Lord Fitz
Project Amargosa
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Posted - 2009.07.26 03:01:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
Maybe I'm missing recent developments, but you can reactivate an inactive account using a plex rather than a GTC now?
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.26 07:45:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Fitz
Originally by: Lana Torrin
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
Maybe I'm missing recent developments, but you can reactivate an inactive account using a plex rather than a GTC now?
Not that im aware of.. (I could be wrong, I never tried). But obviously that didn't occur to my new best friend.
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Bongo Debbie
Minmatar
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.26 12:33:00 -
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you can petition for the account to be made active for enough time to log in and buy a plex
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.26 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Ace Greywolf
Lana "Salute" you are an animal]
WTF, she's playing that game with you too? 
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Gunnanmon
Gallente
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2009.07.26 15:47:00 -
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lol nice one.
Signature locked for discussing moderation. Navigator
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Jovialmadness
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Posted - 2009.07.26 19:38:00 -
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This person should be named so Goons can hold him high on a throne. There is no doubt this over achiever of scammage will make a wonderful addition to goon leadership.
Quote:
As a side note, i liken capacitor to blood. Without blood, nothing can function in the body. I do NOT like being a race that bleeds quicker than anyone else. yes, i am an alt..Jovial Quote:
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.27 00:51:00 -
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Originally by: Jovialmadness
This person should be named so Goons can hold him high on a throne. There is no doubt this over achiever of scammage will make a wonderful addition to goon leadership.
I have considered this now for a few days and I have come to the following conclusion.. Goons need to know who their idiots are. So, any goonfleet member (and goonfleet ONLY) can send me an evemail asking for the name of the person I scammed. The mail MUST be accompanied with a 100M isk deposit to ensure that you do not tell ANYONE for the period of 1 week (enough time to scrub my alt and sell it). After 1 week is up everyone will get their isk back.
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Cindy McCain
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.27 01:24:00 -
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you can trust me lana
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.27 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: Cindy McCain
you can trust me lana
Yeah I can, but it would be unfare to the other goonfleet members to make an exception based on our ummm.. history..
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Jonaaka Kaliin
Caldari
Goon Recruiting LLC
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Posted - 2009.07.27 03:39:00 -
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Wasn't me.
In other news, I'm still collecting application fees. Quite a nice racket.
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Troetelig Dealertje
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Posted - 2009.07.27 09:32:00 -
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I condone this thread.
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Mutnin
Mutineers
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Posted - 2009.07.27 11:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Jovialmadness
This person should be named so Goons can hold him high on a throne. There is no doubt this over achiever of scammage will make a wonderful addition to goon leadership.
I have considered this now for a few days and I have come to the following conclusion.. Goons need to know who their idiots are. So, any goonfleet member (and goonfleet ONLY) can send me an evemail asking for the name of the person I scammed. The mail MUST be accompanied with a 100M isk deposit to ensure that you do not tell ANYONE for the period of 1 week (enough time to scrub my alt and sell it). After 1 week is up everyone will get their isk back.
In all fairness you should give the recruiter the chance to buy your silence. Maybe something like 200 million.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.27 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Mutnin
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Jovialmadness
This person should be named so Goons can hold him high on a throne. There is no doubt this over achiever of scammage will make a wonderful addition to goon leadership.
I have considered this now for a few days and I have come to the following conclusion.. Goons need to know who their idiots are. So, any goonfleet member (and goonfleet ONLY) can send me an evemail asking for the name of the person I scammed. The mail MUST be accompanied with a 100M isk deposit to ensure that you do not tell ANYONE for the period of 1 week (enough time to scrub my alt and sell it). After 1 week is up everyone will get their isk back.
In all fairness you should give the recruiter the chance to buy your silence. Maybe something like 200 million.
I haven't even seen them log in since I did it.. I'm hoping for ragequit actually
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Serocca
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Posted - 2009.07.27 16:01:00 -
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Sorry to hijack, but ...
Hahaha!
Noskill Mccheese's and Intense Thinker's replies made me chuckle .. and I almost choked when I checked Intense's portrait !.
Hahahaha.
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TIM GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
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Posted - 2009.07.28 19:54:00 -
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Lana needs no proof... GNARKILL believes her - that should be enough for anyone. +1 anytime goons get scammed.
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Originally by: Misanth
Gnarkill got the best sigs on these forums, c/d?
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Amber Saint
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.07.28 20:40:00 -
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Hi kavu, check this out
THATS RIGHT IM RANK 4, HIGHEST RANKING C&P REGULAR = ERGO IM THE REAL DEAL SO NO IDIOTS OK? |
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Jesslyn Daggererux
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.07.29 03:54:00 -
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Originally by: Noskill McCheese
Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: Noskill McCheese
Lana Torrin, local attention ***** and troll, claims to scam goonswarm out of a free plex but can offer no screenshots or chat logs. I can't believe there are 2 pages of people who believe this crap.
Noskill McCheese, some alt that thinks it's opinion of the high class forum trolls matter
Intense Thinker, some alt that thinks it's opinion of an alt's opinion of the high class forum trolls matter
jesslyn daggererux, frequently constipated.
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Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux
GREAT CHINESE WALL OF TEXT
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TIM GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
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Posted - 2009.07.29 05:26:00 -
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Originally by: Amber Saint
Hi kavu, check this out
I R not Kavu. Don't get him confuserd with Jim or I. Nice link though.
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Originally by: Misanth
Gnarkill got the best sigs on these forums, c/d?
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