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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.23 01:07:00 -
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I was bored as always and figured I'd try something for lols. I log on with an alt and move myself to jita (seriously couldn't think of a better place to try this) and announce in local that im looking for a good 0.0 alliance to join. Now my alt has been around for a while and the employment history makes it believable that I could fly a capship.. At least a carrier..
After a few trys to get a convo from a goonfleet member. I chat with him for a while and play dumb. He tells me that goons are always looking for new people and I could join them, but there is a 500M isk security deposit on the application. I complain that I don't have that much and ask him if he knows of any goon pets that I could join for free. He tells me that the fee would be refunded after the application is successful and I could sell all my stuff to get the isk as the goons would be able to sell me better stuff cheaper (yeah he was trying that hard).
I "suddenly realize" that I have an alt with close to a billion isk's worth of stuff and I could just transfer most of the isk from him.. But that account expired a few months ago and I don't have enough isk for a plex.. I give him the name of my alt (ok, it was some random guy from a corp i used to be in that never logs in but is about my alts age).
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
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Burning Horizon
The Federation Of Burnt Lasagna
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Posted - 2009.07.23 01:28:00 -
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Edited by: Burning Horizon on 23/07/2009 01:31:14 Reserving first, will add content
Edit: Awesome lol goons can be such dumbasses
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Special Projects Executive
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Posted - 2009.07.23 02:14:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
This made me laugh so hard, I actually choked myself. --Vel
Experience is what you get right after you need it.
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Alliance Overlord
Mass Evacuation
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Posted - 2009.07.23 02:25:00 -
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ROFPML.....and coughed coffee all over the place
...well done
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:08:00 -
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Are you ****ing serious? lol
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Sai Mien
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:32:00 -
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Heh very nice work :)
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Fumen
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:33:00 -
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Edited by: Fumen on 23/07/2009 03:32:58 Name and shame!!
(I want a free PLEX, too!)
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:35:00 -
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lana hellfury the best hellfury
however, i want to be the first to say it: screenshots or it didn't happen ♥
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:36:00 -
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We wants logses, Precious.
Confirming that Lana Torrin is the best Lana.
Killboard - Declarations of War Podcast |
Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.07.23 05:16:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum lana hellfury the best hellfury
however, i want to be the first to say it: screenshots or it didn't happen
I fail to see what Lana Hellfury had to do with this.
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Taxtro Grave
Ever Flow Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.23 05:16:00 -
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thank you for this, made my day :)
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Rotnac
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.23 05:19:00 -
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Give us a name or something, dude, I want to know who to ridicule.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.23 05:30:00 -
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Originally by: Rotnac Give us a name or something, dude, I want to know who to ridicule.
While that would lead to many many lols, i'd rather leave my alts identity intact.. If however he posts and says 'xxxxxxx' is Lana's Alt and scammed me out of a plex! then I'll post the full logs.
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.23 06:30:00 -
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I got alts too that carry beeeelllleeiiiijooooons and beeeelllleeiiiijooooons.. if you just help me reactivate them with your plex I will share some of my wealth with you. Kthxplx. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Kahega Amielden
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.07.23 06:32:00 -
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Confirming that I am Lana's alt who scammed the Goonfleet recruiter.
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Anyura
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Posted - 2009.07.23 08:33:00 -
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I'm Lana's alt and so's my wife!
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.23 08:36:00 -
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Originally by: Anyura I'm Lana's alt and so's my wife!
Made me lol ^^
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Ace Greywolf
Caldari Greywolves
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Posted - 2009.07.23 08:54:00 -
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Lana "Salute" you are an animal Keep up the good work!
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TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance
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Posted - 2009.07.23 09:18:00 -
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This is awesome
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Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2009.07.23 09:47:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
While that would lead to many many lols, i'd rather leave my alts identity intact.. If however he posts and says 'xxxxxxx' is Lana's Alt and scammed me out of a plex! then I'll post the full logs.
And we all know the chance of that to happen. I call bullshˇit on this one
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Kayna Eelai
Gallente Paxton Industries Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2009.07.23 09:55:00 -
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screenshots or didnt happen
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Sinidualia
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Posted - 2009.07.23 10:38:00 -
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Even if it did not happen gives me a nice warm fuzzy feeling that it might have done.
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Ta'jek
Estel Arador Corp Services
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Posted - 2009.07.23 10:39:00 -
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very funny... that made my morning
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Taram Caldar
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.07.23 12:13:00 -
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LOL priceless... Good one Lana... they've been going overboard with their scamming efforts lately. Someone needs to go attack delve or something so they aren't so bored :) |
War Kitten
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Posted - 2009.07.23 12:16:00 -
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Well played! |
Kalpaks II
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Posted - 2009.07.23 12:49:00 -
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ROFPML |
Cone Filler
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Posted - 2009.07.23 13:00:00 -
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lol you pulled the nigerian letter scam on him? absolutely awesome
much respect |
Grez
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.07.23 13:12:00 -
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Poasting in a Lana thread, C epic win. |
Bongo Debbie
Minmatar Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.23 18:14:00 -
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Well done Lana, I'm ever so proud of you :)
We need to get our alliance going so we are indestructible. |
Valorous Bob
TARSHISH FOUNDATION Insomniacs United
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Posted - 2009.07.23 18:41:00 -
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**** i need to start thinking of some of these ideas myself. |
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