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Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.07.25 19:37:00 - [1] My buddy's a cop in Ohio, here's some of his favourites and just a few he hears every day: "I'm not even gonna lie" / "I'm gonna be honest with you" "I ain't never Domestic Violence nobody" "I've had like... two beers" "naaawww took care of those warrants" "I respect what you do.... I wanted to be a cop too" "I was just on my way..." "That's not mine, these are my cousins pants" "These ain't my pants" "I didn't mean to hit her. I loves her" "I was just going to the store" "I know my rights" "...Cause I was scared" "This is bull**, I ain't did nothin" "What ha-happened was" "He was light/dark skinded" (pronounced skin-did) "Im calling 19 action newz on you mudda **as" ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Whitehound	Posted - 2009.07.25 19:42:00 - [2] Police rules. --
Iasius Mercurialis Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.07.25 20:26:00 - [3] Life is a series of overlaping tyrannies in a tribal world. Some are more broadly beneficial. Police are no exception. It depends where you are on the food chain. If you are on the bottom of it no one really will look out for you. If your like me its a kicker if you don't kiss ass and have a damn the rest of em gallant pride lol. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. ~Saint
Iasius Mercurialis Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.07.25 20:38:00 - [4] And i have 5 months left on a conditional discharge. So i have done minor criminal stuff. Not against an individual though. Its those that can leverage power by affording opportunity to others which lets them play spite games against their foes and get away with it.. The police regulary do business with such urban\corporate gangsters. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. ~Saint
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.07.25 20:51:00 - [5] Originally by: Iasius And i have 5 months left on a conditional discharge. So i have done minor criminal stuff. Not against an individual though. Its those that can leverage power by affording opportunity to others which lets them play spite games against their foes and get away with it.. The police regulary do business with such urban\corporate gangsters. What? People in power make the rules and break them? No way! On the other hand, in the US the power really is in the public eye, and cops are regular joes as well. Any 'everyday cop' would much rather find some rich/powerful ***** doing something dark and dirty and knock him off the ladder and flat on his butt for the media, than bust weed/crack dealer #23987538 or wife smacker #138308113. People honestly think that the cop that arrested the black harvard prof was a racist? Nonsense, he saw some high up, high educated dip** pulling the race card, so he handed the guy his ass. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Orion Eridanus Dakota HeadHunters	Posted - 2009.07.25 21:21:00 - [6] Racism works only one way though, unfortunately Originally by: Paulo Damarr That is a most Excellent Drake fitting, you are lucky to have survived.
nahtoh Caldari Vanguard Frontiers Sc0rched Earth	Posted - 2009.07.25 21:33:00 - [7] Originally by: Awesome Possum Originally by: Iasius And i have 5 months left on a conditional discharge. So i have done minor criminal stuff. Not against an individual though. Its those that can leverage power by affording opportunity to others which lets them play spite games against their foes and get away with it.. The police regulary do business with such urban\corporate gangsters. What? People in power make the rules and break them? No way! On the other hand, in the US the power really is in the public eye, and cops are regular joes as well. Any 'everyday cop' would much rather find some rich/powerful ***** doing something dark and dirty and knock him off the ladder and flat on his butt for the media, than bust weed/crack dealer #23987538 or wife smacker #138308113. People honestly think that the cop that arrested the black harvard prof was a racist? Nonsense, he saw some high up, high educated dip pulling the race card, so he handed the guy his ass. People who play the race/oritation card for no reason really do my ** in...My response is pretty basic though... Them "you don't like me because I a <insert race/orintation here>!!!!!" Me "nope i dislike you becuase your a <insert non spicfic profanity >..." ========= "I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self
Munchees Gallente	Posted - 2009.07.25 21:52:00 - [8] Originally by: Orion Eridanus Racism works only one way though, unfortunately What do you mean? Originally by: Mr Reeth Why is it every time I read somebody call all Americans stupid I hear it in a British accent and think of this
Iasius Mercurialis Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.07.25 21:55:00 - [9] hehe Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. ~Saint
Danton Marcellus Nebula Rasa Holdings	Posted - 2009.07.25 22:43:00 - [10] I guy at work got pulled over for speeding and got a hefty fine and when he does he drops the line; That ain't much given I speed a lot. Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav! Also Known As
Mr Reeth	Posted - 2009.07.25 22:46:00 - [11] Originally by: nahtoh People who play the race/oritation card for no reason really do my **** in...My response is pretty basic though... Them "you don't like me because I a <insert race/orintation here>!!!!!" Me "nope i dislike you becuase your a <insert non spicfic profanity >..." I've heard a guy that was doped up and pointing a gun at local children for fun tell the cops... "You're just prejudiced against me cause I'm deaf." It's actually pretty funny when the person being accused of bigotry doesn't know the accuser's race. I've heard... "You just hate me because I'm Jewish!" "You're Jewish?" "My name's Jacobi isn't it?" "I thought you were Italian."
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.07.25 22:52:00 - [12] Now, I find it perfectly justifiable for a cop to abuse his power if the suspect is italian. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
rValdez5987 Amarr Imperial Guard. Soldiers of Solitude	Posted - 2009.07.25 23:51:00 - [13] Originally by: Awesome Possum My buddy's a cop in Ohio, here's some of his favourites and just a few he hears every day: "I'm not even gonna lie" / "I'm gonna be honest with you" "I ain't never Domestic Violence nobody" "I've had like... two beers" "naaawww took care of those warrants" "I respect what you do.... I wanted to be a cop too" "I was just on my way..." "That's not mine, these are my cousins pants" "These ain't my pants" "I didn't mean to hit her. I loves her" "I was just going to the store" "I know my rights" "...Cause I was scared" "This is bull**, I ain't did nothin" "What ha-happened was" "He was light/dark skinded" (pronounced skin-did) "Im calling 19 action newz on you mudda **as" I live in Ohio at the moment. This does not surprise me.
soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Trinity Council Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2009.07.26 01:54:00 - [14] Edited by: soldieroffortune 258 on 26/07/2009 01:56:27 Originally by: Munchees Originally by: Orion Eridanus Racism works only one way though, unfortunately What do you mean? If your black/any minority, you can't be racist. EDIT: Watch my post get flamed to hell and back by self hating white men =/ If they are out crawling around tonight . . . . . Please re-size your signature to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes.Applebabe
Alex Raptos Caldari Phoenix Rising.	Posted - 2009.07.26 02:01:00 - [15] Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 Edited by: soldieroffortune 258 on 26/07/2009 01:56:27 Originally by: Munchees Originally by: Orion Eridanus Racism works only one way though, unfortunately What do you mean? If your black/any minority, you can't be racist. EDIT: Watch my post get flamed to hell and back by self hating white men =/ If they are out crawling around tonight . . . . . :FLAMES: <Smell of Burning> :MORE FLAMES: <Something smouldering in the background> :SMOKE: <Silence> :MOAR! FLAMES!: Originally by: Dirk Magnum I've become gay for Mark Harmon despite my initial reservations about the show NCIS but nobody will ever know
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.07.26 02:24:00 - [16] stop dots? ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Orion Eridanus Dakota HeadHunters	Posted - 2009.07.26 02:24:00 - [17] Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 Edited by: soldieroffortune 258 on 26/07/2009 01:56:27 Originally by: Munchees Originally by: Orion Eridanus Racism works only one way though, unfortunately What do you mean? If your black/any minority, you can't be racist. EDIT: Watch my post get flamed to hell and back by self hating white men =/ If they are out crawling around tonight . . . . . They already know, which is why I didn't elaborate. The only ones who don't know will be the ones trying to argue with my statement. Thanks for saying it anyways though, it'll draw some of the fire off of me. Originally by: Paulo Damarr That is a most Excellent Drake fitting, you are lucky to have survived.
Alex Raptos Caldari Phoenix Rising.	Posted - 2009.07.26 02:28:00 - [18] Originally by: Awesome Possum stop dots? WHO RAN INTO THE F****SKING WHELPS! Originally by:** Dirk Magnum I've become gay for Mark Harmon despite my initial reservations about the show NCIS but nobody will ever know
voogru Gallente Massive Damage United Corporations Against Macros	Posted - 2009.07.26 02:39:00 - [19] Edited by: voogru on 26/07/2009 02:39:44 Protip: Do not speed near doughnut shops. Hate Farmers? Click Here
Orion Eridanus Dakota HeadHunters	Posted - 2009.07.26 02:41:00 - [20] Protip: two white lines 90 ft apart going across the road = speed trap Originally by: Paulo Damarr That is a most Excellent Drake fitting, you are lucky to have survived.
goodby4u Valor Inc. Cosmic Anomalies	Posted - 2009.07.26 03:48:00 - [21] Protip:If you want the cop that just pulled you over to love you, put your ID in your pants pocket and when he asks for it quickly shove your hand in and whip it at him. My stupid sister did this once when I was in the car, thankfully for her the cop is not twitchy otherwise her ass would have been tazed.
Paul Clavet Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.07.26 04:02:00 - [22] I once went on a ride-along with an officer who happened to be white. We went to a domestic violence call. I couldn't go in with him, but he came back out with a fine upstanding young man who happened to be black. Suspect: "Why you so quick to lock a brother up?" Cop: "Why were you so quick to hit your father over the head with a glass bottle?" Facepalm. Why does everybody play the race card? ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
Krystal Vernet Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2009.07.26 04:30:00 - [23] Originally by: Paul Clavet Why does everybody play the race card? It's easier than admitting you've actually done something wrong.
F'nog Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Slightly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.07.26 04:42:00 - [24] Fun story from college: Dave has a party in his dorm room and gets really drunk. After awhile a noise complaint is filed and campus security (we only had 1000 students, so no police) eventually shows up. knock, knock Campsec: "We got a noise complaint about your party." Dave: "OK." Dave closes the door. knock, knock Campsec: "Do you know who I am?" Dave: "Do any of us really know who we are?" Dave's friends: "Okay, Dave, we've got it from here." On a side note, campsec only had bicycles, the campus wasn't that large, but one of my friends got pulled over for speeding by one of them while we were "field-testing" some rented minivans (for those wondering, they're actually pretty fun to drive, especially when they're not yours). Needless to say, he never lived that episode down, especially as we drove past laughing and honking our horns. The visiting high school students seemed to enjoy it too. Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
Rawrior Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2009.07.26 05:11:00 - [25] Originally by: Danton Marcellus I guy at work got pulled over for speeding and got a hefty fine and when he does he drops the line; That ain't much given I speed a lot. how'd you get caught... you have to stop to get caught /stokes his cbr Owing to lack of Eve-related content, signature removed. If you would like to discuss this, please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
rValdez5987 Amarr Imperial Guard. Soldiers of Solitude	Posted - 2009.07.26 06:24:00 - [26] Originally by: Rawrior Originally by: Danton Marcellus I guy at work got pulled over for speeding and got a hefty fine and when he does he drops the line; That ain't much given I speed a lot. how'd you get caught... you have to stop to get caught /stokes his cbr Enjoy your prison sentence. Don't drop the soap. I used to be friends with a couple officers when I lived further south, no car is faster than a radio or a helicopter.
Rawrior Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2009.07.26 08:41:00 - [27] Originally by: rValdez5987 Originally by: Rawrior Originally by: Danton Marcellus I guy at work got pulled over for speeding and got a hefty fine and when he does he drops the line; That ain't much given I speed a lot. how'd you get caught... you have to stop to get caught /stokes his cbr Enjoy your prison sentence. Don't drop the soap. I used to be friends with a couple officers when I lived further south, no car is faster than a radio or a helicopter. i'v never ran. but depends on what they catch me doing... and if you blow by fast enough they cant get your plate. with my luck though i'd run out of gas Owing to lack of Eve-related content, signature removed. If you would like to discuss this, please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
Micheal Dietrich Caldari	Posted - 2009.07.26 08:57:00 - [28] Originally by: rValdez5987 Originally by: Rawrior Originally by: Danton Marcellus I guy at work got pulled over for speeding and got a hefty fine and when he does he drops the line; That ain't much given I speed a lot. how'd you get caught... you have to stop to get caught /stokes his cbr Enjoy your prison sentence. Don't drop the soap. I used to be friends with a couple officers when I lived further south, no car is faster than a radio or a helicopter. Either that or he can enjoy life support. I've seen enough videos where people try to outrun the police on a bike or car and end up connecting with something bigger and more of mass than their little vehicle. Some of them don't bode well. My best experience with an officer though was when he pulled me over because my tags had just expired. Throw in the fact that I had no insurance and my license was already suspended. I knew I was **ed. He knew I was **ed. I was completely ready to be put in cuffs and be hauled off when he came up and said he'll give me a citation for no insurance if I get out and walk home. Never even gave it a second thought as I marched happily home in 105 degree weather. In fact that was the last time I've been pulled over.
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.07.26 09:23:00 - [29] Originally by: Micheal Dietrich My best experience with an officer though was when he pulled me over because my tags had just expired. Throw in the fact that I had no insurance and my license was already suspended. I knew I was **ed. He knew I was *ed. I was completely ready to be put in cuffs and be hauled off when he came up and said he'll give me a citation for no insurance if I get out and walk home. Never even gave it a second thought as I marched happily home in 105 degree weather. In fact that was the last time I've been pulled over. What a lot of people seem to fail to grasp is, when you* break the law, they have to fill out long boring reports. Its annoying, it sucks, and if the cop has the chance to let it go without the need of filing a report, he will usually jump at it. Its another reason cops hate law breakers, they're creating more work/reports for the poor guy. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Nuala Reece Caldari Pilots of Damnation Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.07.26 17:53:00 - [30] The one and only correct answer when asked a question by an officer of the law Don't Talk to Cops

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