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Spectre3353 Gallente The Python Cartel.	Posted - 2009.11.24 16:48:00 - [121] Bump because I like Teister and want to touch him in his nether regions. -----
Arancia Detto Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.11.28 01:15:00 - [122] Join us so you can be close to our desirable nether regions! Arancia Detto Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO]
Arancia Detto Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.05 04:39:00 - [123] Join now to get your holiday discount! Arancia Detto Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO]
SoMeDuDe904 Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists	Posted - 2009.12.05 05:52:00 - [124] I Support this message. Bump for an awesome group of PvPers and for people who helped me see the better side of EvE, including smacktalking . GL Gents on Recruitment
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.13 22:10:00 - [125] Edited by: Tolarus on 13/12/2009 22:12:14 We are still recruiting. Join us and learn what real PvP is all about. Several highly experienced FC's, daily roams, solid comms discipline, and the pure enjoyment of watching our adversaries scramble around in complete disarray. Did I mention the best ship replacement program in all of EvE?! You could join an over bloated alliance who lacks leadership, who lets their pilots support themselves, FC's who cant control their fleets, where you'll learn nothing about real PvP tactics, an alliance where only numbers matter where you'll learn nothing to improve your skills as a pilot. If you want that, then we don't want you. Or you could join BOZO where our record speaks for itself, where we have proven time and again that you don't need 60+ ships in a gang to kick some serious a*. Like the main post says, no SOV and no POS bullsht... ever, just killing, and lots of it.
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.14 20:07:00 - [126] Edited by: Tolarus on 14/12/2009 20:07:48 *BREAKING NEWS* Clown Punchers Syndicate is proud to announce the we are now accepting mission runners and miners in some lame a** attempt to make our alliance numbers grow fat and sassy as fast as possible, please hurry! Ok that's bullsh*t, this is just the daily bump. and you were getting all excited too.
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.15 05:37:00 - [127] /bump
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.15 22:04:00 - [128] bump
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.16 20:46:00 - [129] Edited by: Tolarus on 16/12/2009 20:53:17 bump we've got alliances with over 2500 pilots who fear us so much that they attempt to spy on us, we must be doing something right to get that kind of special attention.
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.17 18:19:00 - [130] daily bump so you think you're a good pilot already, join BOZO and become a great pilot.

Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.18 20:18:00 - [131] Edited by: Tolarus on 18/12/2009 20:18:50 if you're looking to cruse in the back of a huge fleet and whor* onto killmails as part of an over-bloated blue NAPing orgy just to get your precious battleclinic stats up you can go blow a goat, we don't want you. if you're ready to experience pure pvp, when we say we fight outnumbered and that doesn't make you panic, if you're tired of epeen blobbing combat, if you're ready to challenge yourself and sharpen your pvp skills, if you enjoy killing and watching your enemies cry in local, apply today.
Arancia Detto Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.18 23:46:00 - [132] Originally by: Tolarus Edited by: Tolarus on 16/12/2009 20:53:17 bump we've got alliances with over 2500 pilots who fear us so much that they attempt to spy on us, we must be doing something right to get that kind of special attention. We don't care that they try to spy on us, we just wish they would use the intel to bring good fights to us instead of to run away. Arancia Detto Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO]
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.20 01:05:00 - [133] True indeed Arancia, very true. Yes, we are still recruiting. if you think you have what it takes, beyond what we require as prerequisites, then what are you waiting for. If you're ready to kill and laugh your as* off in the process then your search is over. BOZO isn't looking for just anybody, we dont want the player who just wants to to schlep onto killmails while hiding in a big blobby NAPing sausage fest fleet. Let the big boys wave their epeens around in that boring as* style of what they call PvP. We want the pilots who are tired of the bullsht, who could give a rats as about who holds sov where (woooo!). Pilots who are ready for a challenge and only want to focus on killing. If thats you, contact us. BOZO, making good pilots better since 32BC
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.20 20:29:00 - [134] Edited by: Tolarus on 20/12/2009 20:31:20 Still recruiting, if you make the grade, apply today. If we like the cut of your jib and you successfully meet the requirements during your trial period then you'll have the fine honor of being a BOZO. The honor of knowing that you're flying with first class FC's and pilots. Don't let the big boys fool you, all they give a sh*t about is numbers, they are frantically desperate for numbers and if you join them, that's exactly all you will ever be, a number, another piece of the blob. So if you like what you've seen, what he have to offer, and you're ready to push yourself, to think outside of the box when it comes to real PvP then hop into our recruitment channel, ask some questions, and get the process started today.
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.21 22:24:00 - [135] Give yourself the gift that keeps giving, join BOZO today. You know what we're looking for and you know what you want. BOZO delivers on 100% of what we say. Why take the risk of joining some joke of an alliance this holiday and having Krampus pay you a visit and getting your ass beat with a bundle of sticks. Join BOZO and experience the absolute joy of being the one swinging those sticks against the buttocks of our targets.
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.22 17:57:00 - [136] Edited by: Tolarus on 22/12/2009 17:57:06 Get the new year started on the right foot. Join BOZO now and we'll show you how far you can shove that foot up a targets ass!
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.23 08:04:00 - [137] Join BOZO today! Its the gift that keeps giving, all year long.
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.23 23:47:00 - [138] US TZ prime time holiday deluxe we are still recruiting for Burk Ives!
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.24 20:43:00 - [139] Pre-Xmas last call recruitment bump. I have a sizable hangover, that same feeling you've had for awhile now, flying with that lame ass corp or alliance you're currently in. BOZO is the fresh squeezed orange juice of alliance, with a medium pulp. SO wake up your taste buds to the experience of real pvp, let our vitamin C strengthen your PvP muscles. Join BOZO today and taste our fresh squeezed goodness.
Arancia Detto Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.24 23:35:00 - [140] Spend your holidays having fun, not with those losers you've been hanging out with before you joined BOZO. Arancia Detto Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO]

Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.25 21:38:00 - [141] Once you've sobered up and realize you've been flying with a substandard corp or alliance who only cares about getting big numbers to make up for their complete lack of talent and skill in PvP and your sick and tired of the bullsh*t the choice is simple. BOZO. We know that many pilots make the mistake of getting suckered into joining some joke of an alliance who makes a lot of false claims in their recruitment posts just to butter you up. Not with BOZO, you get it laid all out before you even get the chance to join. We tell you what you'll expect and we're 100% blunt about it. We want the one percenters <1%> of EvE. Take the first step towards pushing your EvE experience to a new level of fun and excitement. Take a look at what we have to offer you and what you in return have to offer BOZO and sign up today.
Arancia Detto Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.26 05:17:00 - [142] Time to work off some of that ham with a nice roam around space shooting at stuff. Call me. Arancia Detto Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO]
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.26 19:23:00 - [143] Edited by: Tolarus on 26/12/2009 19:24:31 You still have one more gift to unwrap. Its a gift you can give to yourself. All you have to do is make the effort to peal off the paper and open the box. Inside you will find something unique and very special, can you guess what it is? It's BOZO. Your search is over, the days of looking for the corp / alliance are over but this gift wont fit anyone and that's what makes it unique. Our recruitment thread says it all and I've written enough during the daily 'bumps' for you to understand that we aren't some run of the mill corp. Look at these other asshats who have nothing to say about their 'mighty alliance!' All you see from them is "bump" which means they dont give a rats ass about themselves or more importantly, they don't care about you. We call them puppy mills, all they do it try to get numbers as fast as they can and end up churning out sht for pilots who freeze the moment they don't have a numerical advantage. Think about that for a moment, where's the fun in that? Start the new year with a breath of fresh air, no that you're flying with a fun and aggressive corp who's only concern, who's only goal is combat without the bullsht of sov defense, POS rescues or sieges, where you'll never find yourself sitting in a system with 3000+ pilots as part of some blue ass to mouth daisy chain NAP fest. See what bozo has to offer you and if you have what it takes to be a BOZO. Once you are accepted you'll have the honor of being an official "1%er"
Arancia Detto Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.27 00:41:00 - [144] Bored? You don't have to be. Join Bigtop channel to see how to fix that. Arancia Detto Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO]
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.27 17:04:00 - [145] we're like the morning after pill of alliances.
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.28 01:51:00 - [146] We are still recruiting. Unlike some "Gentlemen" out there, BOZO has never warmed the crotch of a big alliance with our hot breath while begged for table scraps. In fact we've never taken a knee for anyone, and never will. Tired of NAP orgies? Put an end to that and become a 1%er today! Submit your application if you have what it takes and get started on a whole new way to experience PvP that will sharpen your skills and keeping you laughing so hard you might just poop your pants.
Dirty Greg	Posted - 2009.12.28 05:21:00 - [147] hey im interested in your corp... but i got only 3.5mil Sp.. but almost all into PVP :)
Tolarus Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.28 21:56:00 - [148] Edited by: Tolarus on 28/12/2009 21:58:25 We are still recruiting. If you're interested in joining follow the instructions on our wiki and apply today. We get comments in local all the time that make us laugh. Here's a fine example from the other night by a pilot in an 'unnamed' alliance with around 9000+ members. [05:31:04] J** S*** > you outgun us by a ton [05:31:23] J S***** > we have like 3 battlecruisers i counted 8 of yours ? Yes a pilot from one of the 'fat cat' alliances in EvE playing the numbers card against BOZO. We hear this constantly from alliances 3, 5, even 10 times our size. So if you like fighting with the odds against you and still coming out on top, take a look at BOZO and join us today.
Arancia Detto Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate	Posted - 2009.12.29 00:55:00 - [149] Hehe, Hi Dirty Greg, you related to Old Greg? You are still quite a way from meeting our skill reqs, but you're welcome to pop into our public channel, Sideshow, and have a chat with us. Arancia Detto Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO]
Dirty Greg	Posted - 2009.12.29 04:18:00 - [150] hey..no not related :) heh i know my skils arent what u are looking for..but still wanted to try get in :P I will wisit ur chat...mabey we can talk it somehow :) Best regards



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