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Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.19 05:21:00 -
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Just back from a jaunt around the neighborhood killing neighbors. Join us for the next one.
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.20 00:35:00 -
[182]
Edited by: Tolarus on 20/01/2010 00:35:19
Do you know who's still recruiting?
<----- These guys!
Yep we're still looking for some pilots. I know I've talked my ass off in these daily bumps already, not sure what else I can add that you haven't read already, if you even make it this far to the back of the thread.
If you are looking to break away from the "big blue orgies of bullsh*t and crotch sniffing bandwagon" that everyone seems to be getting high on these days then take a moment to see what BOZO has to offer you.
Hey at least we make an attempt to entertain and sell you on joining BOZO during these daily bumps. I mean how boring is it seeing "bump" written 70+ times in a row. This is just another example of what sets BOZO completely apart from 90% of the trash that's out there living in big alliance land.
If you enjoy laughing so hard you think you're going to puke, watching pilots from alliances ten plus times bigger than BOZO have mental meltdowns in local, If pure unadulterated killing is something you enjoy and not worrying about all that political sh*t that controls the lives of so many in EvE land.
No Bullsh*t, just PvP.
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Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.20 03:33:00 -
[183]
Do I need to disclose at this point that I wear Birkenstocks? But it's ok because I pvp in a loincloth.
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.20 18:10:00 -
[184]
bump
yeah like I could bump this thread without running my mouth. Got a 9am Interface Design class this semester and I am NOT a morning person. But where was I, yes recruiting we're still doing it.
Just during the past few weeks we've already picked up some very good prospects but that doesn't mean there isn't room for a few more. See unlike some alliance, they just run a mass attempts to sucker people into joining them, its a body count thing for them. They want cannon fodder to make up for their complete lack of skill and some misguided pipe dream of making a name for themselves.
BOZO doesn't operate like that, we could give a rats ass about that sh*t. We want quality over quantity first and foremost. We will accept 1 decent pilot over 50 substandard pilots every time, But its more than that with us like I've said before, we don't want to pilots who feel the only way they can be successful in EvE is by signing up with the big number asshats.
You know what we are looking for and what we have to offer, if not then need to take a look. This isn't me coming here blowing smoke up your ass or some attempt to pump ourselves up by making false claims.
We're serious about what we say and we are very selective about who we accept.
At the risk of sounding egotistical my last statement there should be a good indication that we're not some fly by night grab every pilot we find just to over inflate our numbers. We don't need big numbers to accomplish our goals.
Seriously, we've got big alliances who spy on us but the funny part is, we've got nothing of any value to them other than we run a tight ship and are very good at what we do. What? They're going to see our blue list?! LOL enjoy taking a screen shot of an empty page.
I can't begin to tell you how many of our members didn't do that before discovering BOZO, we hear stories all the time "oh man I can't believe I actually flew with <insert alliance name here>, those guys are worthless". We have several members who were at one time on the receiving end of our guns. That should tell you a lot about BOZO.
Meh anyways I'm tired as hell and have more classes tonight so, take what I've said and chew on it for awhile. And FFS people, do some research into any corp or alliance you are thinking of joining so you don't end up regretting your choice later.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.21 07:23:00 -
[185]
Edited by: Tolarus on 21/01/2010 07:23:16
Im too tired to rant tonight so just re-read everything Ive posted over the past week and I'll catch you next time.
* oh and we're still recruiting
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Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.21 17:37:00 -
[186]
Don't put it off any longer. You are just missing out on the fun you could be having.
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
nantaki
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Posted - 2010.01.21 19:20:00 -
[187]
These guys are better than goats milk...
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.22 07:27:00 -
[188]
I had goats milk once in a cup of tea a few years ago in the middle of some ****ing big ass sandbox but, yeah sure we're better than that.
AND, unlike goats milk we are still recruiting.
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Ferrosa
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.22 14:54:00 -
[189]
Apply to the ****ing corp, mother****ers!
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.23 05:13:00 -
[190]
we are still recruiting!
Get off your ass and apply today
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Mynxee
Hellcats
HellFleet
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:49:00 -
[191]
*bump* Doesn't that feel good, baby?
Bump It! | My Blog: Life in Low Sec |
Nagumwasuck
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Posted - 2010.01.23 15:44:00 -
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nullmmmmmmmmmmm yeah ...cant beat a bump in the afternoon....well apart form listening to Bozokast, joining BOzo's you cant beat it ..or drinking beer..eating way too much and feeling like Mr Creasote.....sorry lost the point of this post...
oh yeah...join us...we like beer and bumps....
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.24 02:59:00 -
[193]
Still recruiting, yes.
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Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.24 06:30:00 -
[194]
 Originally by: Mynxee
*bump* Doesn't that feel good, baby?
Oh yeah, nobody bumps like Mynxee.
Join us. Evil pirate chicks dig clowns.
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
Maurospanthiras
ZiTek
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Posted - 2010.01.24 13:44:00 -
[195]
bump you ***s...You better award my limerick about goats and lamps...
they re all around us..... |
Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.25 04:07:00 -
[196]
Edited by: Tolarus on 25/01/2010 04:09:30
Still recruiting. picking up some good pilots (lol and a few spies)
You know what we have to offer you so why hesitate. Get your application in today.
You want a blue list so long we needed to take 4 screen shots just to get it all? (yeah I'm looking at one like that right now and it isn't BOZO!)
Tired of the asshats who think they're good just because they have numbers or have gone ass to mouth with some major alliance in some transparent attempt to over inflate their kb stats? LOL
BOZO is the answer you're looking for. Pure PvP with the added bonus of watching asshats cry in local.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.26 03:30:00 -
[197]
Still recruiting pilots. your first task to become a BOZO is read everything I've written over the past 3 weeks and recite it to me by memory... GO!
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.27 18:21:00 -
[198]
Did you know that Goldbond Medicated Powder is a sponsor of Clown Punchers Syndicate? Neither did I until just a few seconds ago when I thought it up.
Tired of being chafed by those 'other' lame alliances, sweating and itching because your corp/alliance takes a knee to one of the 'Big Boys' in some lame ass attempt to make a name for themselves and wh*re onto some easy blobby killmails?
We are still recruiting and just like Goldbond Medicated Powder flying as a member of BOZO is like a cool tingling soothing sensation on your balls.
Douse your PvP crotchular region with the all natural ingredients that makes BOZO such an enjoyable experience.
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Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.27 19:55:00 -
[199]
Come chat with us in Bigtop today about the applications that will soothe all that's been bothering you.
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.28 17:04:00 -
[200]
flying with us is like doing high grade blow off a 21 year old Asian hookers firm tanned ass... to the power of ten.
and yes we are still recruiting.
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Skogen Gump
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.01.28 21:55:00 -
[201]
Confirming that the Clown Punchers are a good group of folks, Hi Quebnaric o/
By the way - Is it clowns who punch, or people who punch clowns ?
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.28 22:12:00 -
[202]
We Punch Clowns.
thanks for the bump o7
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Skogen Gump
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.01.29 00:33:00 -
[203]
Originally by: Tolarus
We Punch Clowns.
thanks for the bump o7
Twas' but a scratch :)
Thank's for the confirmation; you find a lot of clowns in 0.0 - My own organisation prefers to Text them to death, but we're pragmatic - sometimes a punch is worth a thousand words!
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Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.29 23:42:00 -
[204]
Hey Skogen, good to see you're still around. :) I thought we were chronic masturbators, but I'll punch a clown if he gets close enough.
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.30 04:57:00 -
[205]
The latest BOZOKast is out. Go enjoy, then come talk to us.
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.31 04:54:00 -
[206]
Have you listened to it yet? Well go. We'll still be here.
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
Maurospanthiras
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2010.01.31 18:09:00 -
[207]
bump the goat.
they re all around us..... |
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.03 16:45:00 -
[208]
Hey Mauro, good to see you around, but I don't think bumping the thread is going to help your limerick win our Valentine's Day Limerick contest. Just so you know. :P
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.05 19:51:00 -
[209]
Yes, BOZO is still recruiting!
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Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.06 03:49:00 -
[210]
Yes we are. Join us in Bigtop to chat about it.
Arancia Detto
Clown Punchers Syndicate [BOZO] |
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