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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
72
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Posted - 2011.09.19 07:53:00 -
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Goons recruitment joke-thread made a joke out of fail-Misanth. |
flakeys
The Great cornholio's
Paper Tiger Coalition
6
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Posted - 2011.09.19 08:31:00 -
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First off people STILL falling for this after all these years is beyond me , and secondly if you want to join an alliance known for scamming people then you SO deserve to get scammed in the process.
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Fon Win
Fangs Of The Federation
4
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Posted - 2011.09.19 08:52:00 -
[33] - Quote
Soldarius wrote:Fon Win wrote:movie quote Heavy Metal?
Yeah, I love that scene.
for those unfamiliar with the beauty that is hanover fist |
Tikera Tissant
9
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Posted - 2011.09.19 09:25:00 -
[34] - Quote
I even heard there is an official fans club discount for joining.
Plus you get a "goons club" title.
Totally worth it! |
AbraKadaver
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.09.19 11:15:00 -
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Lykouleon wrote: See above
Channel ID: -24924259
Channel Name: Private Chat (Kelly McGill)
Listener: AbraKadaver
Session started: 2011.09.14 13:33:41
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:33:46 ] Kelly McGill > o/
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:33:49 ] AbraKadaver > o/ afternoon
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:34:05 ] AbraKadaver > apologies if I suddenly go afk a few, currently at work !
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:34:09 ] Kelly McGill > 35m sp is a healthy pilot.... what's prompting the corp change?
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:34:25 ] Kelly McGill > no problem :) ... I work from home, so work... kids... wigey
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:34:27 ] Kelly McGill > *wifey
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:34:30 ] Kelly McGill > I go afk all the time
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:34:31 ] AbraKadaver > just reactivated after hm about 9 months of not playing out of protest against the lack of decent updates
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:34:53 ] AbraKadaver > or however long CQ came out
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:35:50 ] Kelly McGill > nice :-P
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:36:06 ] Kelly McGill > what are you looking for in a corp?
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:36:11 ] Kelly McGill > indie/pvp/WH?
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:36:38 ] AbraKadaver > well ideally somewhere I can log in at some indeterminate point in the evening, and go do some pew pew
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:36:52 ] AbraKadaver > and mainly socialise in the day when technically 'working'
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:36:57 ] Kelly McGill > WIDOT = perfect for that :)
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:37:21 ] AbraKadaver > ah I have heard of WIDOT
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:37:31 ] AbraKadaver > but I thought you guys were your own alliance?
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:37:47 ] Kelly McGill > yeah, we recently joined up with Goonswarm
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:37:52 ] AbraKadaver > ah fair enough
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:38:04 ] AbraKadaver > been out of the loop way too long to even know who is who thesedays
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:38:26 ] Kelly McGill > that's the beauty of EVE
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:38:29 ] AbraKadaver > true
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:38:35 ] Kelly McGill > no 12 year olds, and always some drama going on
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:39:21 ] AbraKadaver > I like the simplicity of someone else assigning blues / reds myself
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:40:02 ] Kelly McGill > nice
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:40:18 ] Kelly McGill > well... we have about 6k members... we're PVP focused (but we have a **** ton of other stuff going on)
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:40:32 ] Kelly McGill > you'll have to pass a background check
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:40:42 ] Kelly McGill > and we're constantly running CTA's that you can jump in to at any time
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:40:59 ] AbraKadaver > sounds good
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:41:19 ] AbraKadaver > what do I need to supply for background check, api etc?
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:41:53 ] Kelly McGill > yeah, here's the link for the application
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:42:09 ] Kelly McGill > (one sec... slow internet)
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:42:11 ] AbraKadaver > heh
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:42:22 ] AbraKadaver > one thing I don't have to worry about here, running on 2x1gbit pipes xD
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:42:32 ] AbraKadaver > although home is a different story, 3.5mb :(
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:42:53 ] Kelly McGill > nice
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:42:56 ] Kelly McGill > you work in IT?
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:43:07 ] AbraKadaver > yeah 3rd IT support / projects etc
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:43:26 ] AbraKadaver > but we host servers / platforms from here, hence the massive pipes
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:44:02 ] Kelly McGill > makes sense
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:44:08 ] Kelly McGill > the application site is: http://www.goonauth.com/?action=apply
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:44:16 ] Kelly McGill > and my sponsorship code is 8c19c123a9ab92
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:44:54 ] AbraKadaver > that's some neat website coding, having generated codes for apps ^_^
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:45:42 ] Kelly McGill > ty very much! :)
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:45:46 ] Kelly McGill > we have alot of IT guys in our corp
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:46:26 ] AbraKadaver > always good
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:46:49 ] AbraKadaver > although I know very little about programming / coding myself
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:47:47 ] AbraKadaver > ok keys in and accepted
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:47:56 ] Kelly McGill > awesome
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:48:11 ] AbraKadaver > app id 8472688da873ed3f if that's of any practical use
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:48:35 ] Kelly McGill > yeah, that's helpful
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:48:38 ] Kelly McGill > hold on to that id
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:49:23 ] AbraKadaver > noted in outlook
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:49:32 ] AbraKadaver > and copied to my bb automatically, god I love technology
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:49:43 ] Kelly McGill > lol, nice
n++[ 2011.09.14 13:50:43 ] Kelly McGill > it's running the background check right now
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Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
51
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Posted - 2011.09.19 16:59:00 -
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AbraKadaver wrote:~words~
Why look! Nothing involving the legitimate Wildly Inappropriate application process (available directly and openly in our corp description for all to see), Gossamer DT, or myself at all! In fact, not even the GoonFleet forums are linked, just some unaffiliated site that may or may not very well be run by Legion of xXDeathXx
You, sir, are an idiot. 
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD |
R'lai
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.09.20 02:22:00 -
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Quote:Why look! Nothing involving the legitimate Wildly Inappropriate application process (available directly and openly in our corp description for all to see), Gossamer DT, or myself at all!
What?! Someone that plays EvE and has no reading comprehension at all got scammed because clicking on someone's Corp was too hard?
You don't say... |
Daemon Ceed
Brotherhood Of Treachery
0
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Posted - 2011.09.20 08:40:00 -
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Anybody with half a brain that has thought about joining the Goons has read this and know that making a "security deposit" to get into Goonswarm is a age old scam that is full of lulz:
"Joining GoonWaffe
If you gave isk to join GoonWaffe then you were scammed and you're **** out of luck.
To join GoonWaffe, follow the directions below.
Requirements & Information
GoonWaffe is NOT a publicly recruiting corporation. We are all members of the Something Awful forums, or well-known friends of someone who is a member. To join GoonWaffe you MUST either be a member of the Something Awful forums and have been an active member for at least 3 months, or you must have a sponsor who is a GoonWaffe member of good standing who is willing to vouch for you, meets the above requirement, and has been a member of GoonWaffe for a month. If you do not meet the above requirements then you can not join."
Quoted from: https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe |
Alexis Prey
World Miners
33
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Posted - 2011.09.22 00:22:00 -
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Goonswam is a bunch of noobs anyway. Take an average member and look at their kill board. Chances are they either A. Have only kills of noobs, or B. have10 x more kills than deaths.
Noone respects GF but themselves. |
Fortunea
World Miners
7
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Posted - 2011.09.22 00:25:00 -
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Alexis Prey wrote:Goonswam is a bunch of noobs anyway. Take an average member and look at their kill board. Chances are they either A. Have only kills of noobs, or B. have10 x more kills than deaths.
Noone respects GF but themselves.
agreed if you want to join GF, you are not a skilled pilot. your just a band wagon noob |
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Ildryn
X Inc.
13
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Posted - 2011.09.22 00:26:00 -
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Herping yourDerp wrote:i applied, payed my 500mil isk security deposit ( cheaper since im known of forum) and they accepted me, cynoed in with my JF, docked in a station and started unloading stuff and fitting ships for combat... i do not see the issue.
Federal Navy Academy....Federal Navy Academy...Federal Navy Academy
Seems legit. |
pie dude
Interwebs Cooter Explosion
Fatal Ascension
0
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Posted - 2011.09.22 00:43:00 -
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As an ally to the great and mighty Goons, I find myself full of sorrow due to the people here trying to slander their good name. I have fought beside many of these people, and I can confirm that they are good, honest men with honorable spaceship values. |
Fortunea
World Miners
7
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Posted - 2011.09.22 01:10:00 -
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pie dude wrote:As an ally to the great and mighty Goons, I find myself full of sorrow due to the people here trying to slander their good name. I have fought beside many of these people, and I can confirm that they are good, honest men with honorable spaceship values.
guys don't give these goon losers any more attention |
Hopeless Bromantic
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.09.22 08:01:00 -
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Herping yourDerp wrote:i applied, payed my 500mil isk security deposit ( cheaper since im known of forum) and they accepted me, cynoed in with my JF, docked in a station and started unloading stuff and fitting ships for combat... i do not see the issue.
They did this for me too. I got my deposit back after a week as a plex! |
Signal11th
43
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Posted - 2011.09.22 09:40:00 -
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To be honest as anyone will tell you I dislike Goons, I don't like what they stand for blah blah blah BUT I love their recruitment policies.
It's obvious that it is designed to weed out the lower end of the gene-pool and in that respect it does a wonderful job.
For the love of God when will people actually go to a corp's website where it tells you the specifics of how to join.
God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!"-á I came second and won a toaster. |
Zanziba'ar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
13
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Posted - 2011.09.22 13:00:00 -
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Lykouleon wrote:If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv
HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD
- Mulzvich "Zanziba'ar" Gorath |
Sergio Ling
MALCONTENT5
Drowning Man
0
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Posted - 2011.09.22 15:47:00 -
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when I joined goons I just asked suas on MSN what to do, and he accepted my app and after I killed some bads, gave me my Bil back. this is a true story |
Leeroy McJenkins
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
8
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Posted - 2011.09.22 20:37:00 -
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Zanziba'ar wrote:Lykouleon wrote:If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD
I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet. |
Maxpie
Metaphysical Utopian Society Explorations
7
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Posted - 2011.09.22 21:20:00 -
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Actually, they paid me 1 bil to consider joining them. I decided not to, but I got to keep the isk. |
Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy
Black Sun Alliance
0
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Posted - 2011.09.23 22:30:00 -
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are you talking about their recruitment or their rank and file recruitment scams? The scams are well documented and in fact admitted by their leadership; however, they also say if you are paying anything and talking to anyone but the listed recruitment officers you are not doing it right.
[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/OldST.jpg[/IMG] |
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Zanziba'ar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
14
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Posted - 2011.09.27 11:59:00 -
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Leeroy McJenkins wrote:Zanziba'ar wrote:Lykouleon wrote:If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet.
loving the fact you know ANYTHING about Ad0pt, We dont have RR We do however camp trade hubs, yourfault if you go there with plex in your frieighter wgeb war decced by us :)
- Mulzvich "Zanziba'ar" Gorath |
Mussashi Miyamoto
Axiom Navy
Axiom Alliance
1
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Posted - 2011.09.27 12:26:00 -
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Lykouleon wrote:If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv
hahaha, ya that makes sense....
Treat others as you would like to be treated. |
Eleazar Uisen
StarHug
Brotherhood of Starbridge
0
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Posted - 2011.09.27 23:28:00 -
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haha, love this thread
http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/w/images/6/68/E-UNI_Black_Ops_and_Scamming.mp3
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BrianBadonde
Thunderwaffles
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.09.28 15:34:00 -
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Zanziba'ar wrote:Leeroy McJenkins wrote:Zanziba'ar wrote:Lykouleon wrote:If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet. loving the fact you know ANYTHING about Ad0pt, We dont have RR We do however camp trade hubs, yourfault if you go there with plex in your frieighter wgeb war decced by us :)
Anyone have a sperg -> english translator at hand? |
Leeroy McJenkins
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
10
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Posted - 2011.09.28 15:38:00 -
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Zanziba'ar wrote:Leeroy McJenkins wrote:Zanziba'ar wrote:Lykouleon wrote:If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet. loving the fact you know ANYTHING about Ad0pt, We dont have RR We do however camp trade hubs, yourfault if you go there with plex in your frieighter wgeb war decced by us :)
Real men bring the wardec to null (see Pandemic Legion, despite the outcome ) you guys can keep camping those trade hubs with or without neut RR its still comparing dog poo to dog poo without neut RR. 
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Feligast
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
81
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:45:00 -
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BrianBadonde wrote:Zanziba'ar wrote:Leeroy McJenkins wrote:Zanziba'ar wrote:Lykouleon wrote:If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet. loving the fact you know ANYTHING about Ad0pt, We dont have RR We do however camp trade hubs, yourfault if you go there with plex in your frieighter wgeb war decced by us :) Anyone have a sperg -> english translator at hand?
I ran it through mine, and it came up with "Madmadmadmadmadmadmadmad trade hubs, madmadmadmadmadmad us :)"
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Silence iKillYouu
The Innocent Criminals
4
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Posted - 2011.09.29 09:04:00 -
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look at all the goon alts trying to reverse the effects of this thread.
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Infinimo
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.09.29 22:40:00 -
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Goons are paragons of morality and kindness in this lawless game, how dare you sully our good name with such slanderous lies? |
Ilvari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
27
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Posted - 2011.10.01 07:14:00 -
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i'm going to sue you in England  |
Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
231
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Posted - 2011.10.02 11:55:00 -
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Silence iKillYouu wrote:look at all the goon alts trying to reverse the effects of this thread.
Not even necessary...people are lining up to join our honourable space alliance.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
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