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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.02 16:41:00 -
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where can i get some if this slave beating part of this balanced breakfast?
too often as a pod pilot i go through the day with less than optimal nutrition from my feeding tubes, BUT NO LONGER. Because now i have AMMARRIOS, The crunchy honey O's made from the hands of the slaves that picked them!
Now i can look like a wealthy amarr lord without having to pay the extravagent costs! hooray! And AMARRIOS has the many vitamins and minerals i need to go about my busy slave beating day! Its enough to cause me to make my slaves throw me a celebration!
Not only are AMARRIOS tasty, but they help me out with other things as well! Many top doctors and slave health analysts have determined that AMARRIOS can help you retain large amounts of muscle mass while wasting away in your pod! And unconfirmed reports have found that AMARRIOS top notch taste has even cured the JOVIAN DISEASE, snapping those jovial joves right out of their depression!
Why, Just look at these proven testimonials!
Why, its so good, i may just be able to shove it in a blender and mix it into my feeding tube! - Anonymous pod pilot
Losing a titan is a bad thing, but i feel good knowing i started my day right with AMARRIOS - Shrike, Avatar-class titan pilot
PLEASE MASTER DONT BEAT ME ILL SAY ANYTHI - lowly minmatar slave
These O's are so sacre-licious that they brought me back from the dead! - Empress Jamyl Sarum
THATS RIGHT FOLKS. thanks to AMARRIOS even YOUR life can be fun! Because AMARRIOS arent just for famous people and pod pilots! now in AVERAGE HUMAN sized servings, even the average eve citizen can get AMARRIOS without having to worry about being crushed by its extravagent size!
AMARRIOS: THE WORKING MANS BREAKFAST CEREAL
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Discrodia
Gallente SCUM. ACADEMY SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.09.02 16:42:00 -
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LOL.
As a slavery-hater I boycott this product! ___________________________________________
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.02 16:43:00 -
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id just like to say CCP, if you ever make this an in game item, feel free to use some of the description above  _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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Johnny Dexter
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Posted - 2009.09.02 16:47:00 -
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Originally by: Trustworthy Joe These O's are so sacre-licious that they brought me back from the dead! - Empress Jamyl Sarum
Since when is empress Jamyl dead? 
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.02 16:48:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny Dexter
Originally by: Trustworthy Joe These O's are so sacre-licious that they brought me back from the dead! - Empress Jamyl Sarum
Since when is empress Jamyl dead? 
she will be if you keep questioning my logic. _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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Miyamoto Uroki
Caldari Black Thorne Corporation
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Posted - 2009.09.02 16:49:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny Dexter
Originally by: Trustworthy Joe These O's are so sacre-licious that they brought me back from the dead! - Empress Jamyl Sarum
Since when is empress Jamyl dead? 
Since you obviously didn't follow prime fiction ^^
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.09.02 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny Dexter
Originally by: Trustworthy Joe These O's are so sacre-licious that they brought me back from the dead! - Empress Jamyl Sarum
Since when is empress Jamyl dead? 
I dunno, but he seems pretty trustworthy, so we could probably believe him
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Kuar Z'thain
Fraser's Finest Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.09.02 16:52:00 -
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I chuckled. 
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Guillame Herschel
Gallente NME1
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Posted - 2009.09.02 17:01:00 -
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Edited by: Guillame Herschel on 02/09/2009 17:01:24 I thought it was going to be something like this:
-- The crazy tree blooms at every moment of liberal ascendancy.
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Babel
Boom and Bust Economics Ltd. N0thing To See Here
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Posted - 2009.09.02 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Trustworthy Joe The crunchy honey O's made from the hands of the slaves that picked them!
... my head feels strange now  . "Out of the good of evil born, Came Uriel's voice of cherub scorn" |

Jarna
Amarr Exhumer Industries
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Posted - 2009.09.02 18:31:00 -
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"* Please refrain from posting images - Fallout"
Some people just have to go and ruin everything.
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CrAzY2012
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Posted - 2009.09.02 18:49:00 -
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Description of Amarrios is win =P
This should be a trade good XD
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Emerkar Breshflsyr
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Posted - 2009.09.02 18:56:00 -
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Silly Empress, ammarios are for slaves!
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.02 19:01:00 -
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curses fallout....
k, fixing topic. _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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Lady Aja
Caldari The Logistical Nightmare Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.09.02 19:02:00 -
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Wait till trusty joey endorses the amarr snack bars, energy drinks and pizza.
in the meantime LOL.. I endorse this product.
I upped my yearly income, Now up yours!
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.02 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Aja Wait till trusty joey endorses the amarr snack bars, energy drinks and pizza.
in the meantime LOL.. I endorse this product.
trustworthy advertising - you can trust us! _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.09.02 19:19:00 -
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Originally by: Trustworthy Joe
Originally by: Lady Aja Wait till trusty joey endorses the amarr snack bars, energy drinks and pizza.
in the meantime LOL.. I endorse this product.
trustworthy advertising - you can trust us!
Indeed, this guy does seem trustworthy
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wickedpheonix
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund
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Posted - 2009.09.02 19:31:00 -
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Edited by: wickedpheonix on 02/09/2009 19:31:23 Forget ingame - I wanna buy this as a real product!
Also, good job on the trailer, been a while since I heard the AT jingle 
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Gekkoh
Caldari Rule of Five The Junta
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Posted - 2009.09.02 19:53:00 -
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Wouldn't it be better to call them Minmatarrios, after the ingredients?
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.02 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Gekkoh Wouldn't it be better to call them Minmatarrios, after the ingredients?
you know how much work it took those amarrian slaveowners to cut off their slaves hands and feed it into a mixing bowl?
ABSOLUTELY NONE
and for being that lazy, they get the name. _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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Bestofworst Worstofbest
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.02 20:50:00 -
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If I wasn't lazy I would do the same thing for a Minmatar Liberator breakfast bar.
But alas... ________________________________________________
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.02 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Bestofworst Worstofbest If I wasn't lazy I would do the same thing for a Minmatar Liberator breakfast bar.
But alas...
minmatar liberator breakfasts are made up of stolen pigs made into bacon and chickens rustled from the coop.  _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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CCP StevieSG

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Posted - 2009.09.02 21:00:00 -
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I believe Ammarios are one of the proud sponsors of the Alliance Tournament which starts this weekend:
Check this out
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Bestofworst Worstofbest
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.02 21:01:00 -
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Originally by: Trustworthy Joe
Originally by: Bestofworst Worstofbest If I wasn't lazy I would do the same thing for a Minmatar Liberator breakfast bar.
But alas...
minmatar liberator breakfasts are made up of stolen pigs made into bacon and chickens rustled from the coop. 
They spent the time and effort to Raise the animals, feed them, clean them, groom them. They damn well deserved what they took. ________________________________________________
My Music
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.02 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: CCP StevieSG I believe Amarrios are one of the proud sponsors of the Alliance Tournament which starts this weekend:
Check this out
so they are! in fact, the video is the first advertisment of this fine, fine cereal i have seen!
StevieSG, what do you think about AMARRIOS? _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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Turiel Demon
Minmatar Shadow Reapers
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Posted - 2009.09.02 21:11:00 -
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DEATH TO AMARR(ios)! Also, it has come to my attention that I'm really in need of a proper signature. |

Epegi Givo
Amarr Araja clan
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Posted - 2009.09.02 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Turiel Demon DEATH TO AMARR(ios)!
How else to kill the amarrios then to EAT them!
HAve a bowl at EVERY breakfast! ------------------------------------- My other alt is A Ferrari
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.09.02 21:21:00 -
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Wait? Why do AMARRIOS look like bran flakes?!
Also,
Stevie looks cute portraying a girlfriend/housewife. 
Quote: [03:39:05] Emperor Salazar > HOLY **** ITS ZEBA [03:39:20] Emperor Salazar > NEVER STOP POASTING
Zeba is the BEST! ~Mitnal |

Turiel Demon
Minmatar Shadow Reapers
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Posted - 2009.09.02 21:26:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
Originally by: Turiel Demon DEATH TO AMARR(ios)!
How else to kill the amarrios then to EAT them!
HAve a bowl at EVERY breakfast!
Alright I give in.... Also, it has come to my attention that I'm really in need of a proper signature. |

Darth Skorpius
Crystalline INC Dead End Society
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Posted - 2009.09.02 21:48:00 -
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Originally by: CCP StevieSG I believe Ammarios are one of the proud sponsors of the Alliance Tournament which starts this weekend:
Check this out
just out of couriosity, how long did that video take to make?
also, good acting ______________________________________________ Waiting for some random to make me a new sig |
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