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Pnandor
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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:19:00 -
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I guess 26 ?
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:21:00 -
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20 * X / Y
Y being time spent in eve and X being amount of Veldspar mined. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Kuar Z'thain
Fraser's Finest Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:27:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero 20 * X / Y
Y being time spent in eve and X being amount of Veldspar mined.
I keep coming up with a number that is higher than the age of the Universe.
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Sabriele
Amarr Department of Defence Prismatic Refraction
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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:28:00 -
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Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Originally by: Blane Xero 20 * X / Y
Y being time spent in eve and X being amount of Veldspar mined.
I keep coming up with a number that is higher than the age of the Universe.
Exactly.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Originally by: Blane Xero 20 * X / Y
Y being time spent in eve and X being amount of Veldspar mined.
I keep coming up with a number that is higher than the age of the Universe.
 _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Pnandor
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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:37:00 -
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Edited by: Pnandor on 08/09/2009 21:37:04 so he is 19 so young omg!
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CCP Fallout

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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:41:00 -
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Who old is Chribba? I think he's Rip Van Winkle old!
Fallout Associate Community Manager CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us |
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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:48:00 -
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imo he is old enough to know better lol
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Yay! Six months of defending! \o/ <3 to Abrazzar! |

Polcor Rodal
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:54:00 -
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He is eternal. His ghost is wandering through any MMO in various forms, he always appears as an ingame avatar who harvests something - and seems to know it all.
Or maybe he is an AI  Take care, bears. |

Mr M
Legion of Illuminated Social Rejects
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:02:00 -
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Chribba has always been here
Eve Tribune|EVEgeek|Firebrand Radio |

Pnandor
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:02:00 -
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well Chribba the chicken came first in the country !
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Pnandor
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:28:00 -
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life came from the sea and crawled up on land and added eggs, think of why NASA looking water in our solar system.
ok chribba is 18 ;)
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Alakith
RennTech
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:41:00 -
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Apparently just his name is enough to overcome the fail that is the title of this thread.
~Alakith~
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Pnandor
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:46:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Alakith Apparently just his name is enough to overcome the fail that is the title of this thread.
Who came first the egg or chribba?
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Bodrul
Caldari Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:58:00 -
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i am guessing he is middle ages in his 40s+
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Steve Thomas
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:13:00 -
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A Chirrba thread without Chirrba is odd. . .
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Redbad
Minmatar Mean Corp Mean Coalition
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Steve Thomas A Chirrba thread without Chirrba is odd. . .
He's getting old and slow? 
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:17:00 -
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Originally by: Pnandor
Who came first the egg or chribba?
Which came first, Chribba or the Veldspar?
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Bodrul
Caldari Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Pajama Sam
Originally by: Pnandor
Who came first the egg or chribba?
Which came first, Chribba or the Veldspar?
Veldspar oviously
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Pajama Sam
Originally by: Pnandor
Who came first the egg or chribba?
Which came first, Chribba or the Veldspar?
Considering the way time flows. Taking quantum mechanics into effect. Getting overcharged by quantum mechanics who claim you need a new quantum thingy and it's rather rare and they'll have to special order it and it take a lot of labor to install it, even if you never heard of it before.
The answer is, yes.
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McFly
C0LDFIRE RUDE Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.09 00:16:00 -
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Edited by: McFly on 09/09/2009 00:16:05 Hilmar said let there be Veldspar, and he saw that it was good. Then Oveur said let their be Chribba and they agreed, it was good.
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Ninja Troll
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Posted - 2009.09.09 00:18:00 -
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*In before 'old man' Chribba
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Blastil
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Posted - 2009.09.09 00:50:00 -
[23]
In the beginning There was the word, and the word was with Chribba.
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Kara Sharalien
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Posted - 2009.09.09 01:06:00 -
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and chribba said "let there be light" and lo, there was veldspar instead, and he has spent his time since then trying to mine it all away in the hopes that noone notices! the Luminare titan: lets pop that *****! http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1175042&page=1 |

Leaving Eve
Boo Hoo Federation
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Posted - 2009.09.09 01:08:00 -
[25]
this is a really boring thread.
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Benwah
Empire Arms Dealers
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Posted - 2009.09.09 01:13:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Pnandor Who old is Chribba ?
Does not compute
If I guess right, will the great Chribba unlock my sig?... Also, I don't have five minutes to kill to post this Signature Locked. Please refrain from amending a moderated warning. Zymurgist |

AdmiralJohn
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2009.09.09 01:24:00 -
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Actually, there are many myths about the Chosen One, known to us mortals only as "Chribba".
In the beginning, before the EVE gate was but a twinkle in mankind's eye, there was Veldspar. The entire cluster was crowded with the joyous songs of that most glorious stone, and the symphony of its sound would cause the greatest warrior's heart to melt. Thus it was a glorious era, a golden age of happiness and peace.
But, alas, such days were doomed to fall, the death-knell arriving in the form of a wormhole, bringing humans and all their nefarious ways. They plundered the Veldspar, mistreating it and abusing it in horrid, unmentionable ways. The harmony that was the asteroid fields turned to chaos and destruction, as so many asteroids were melted down, and forced into unnatural shapes and configurations, all to better please their evil new human masters.
The Golden Age of Veldspar then passed. In their wrath the rocks summoned forth what power they could, and just when all hope seemed lost, a barrage of Veldspar rocks pummeled the Eve Gate, scattering the barbaric horde that was humankind. As the explosion rang through the cluster, it carried a message only those most ancient and wise rocks could hear:
"Through your own actions you have been saved, my beloved stone" the voice cried. "You have earned for yourselves ten thousand years of peace; at the end of those ten millennia your foe shall renew their assault upon you, for you have hurt but not stopped their advance. Fear not, most ancient ones. In that darkest time, there shall come to you the Chosen One, and His name is Chribba. At the appointed time He will come, and with His mighty power He will carry you all to the Nirvana that await all Veldspar. No harm shall come to you in His most precious care. Await the coming of Chribba!"
With that the voice ceased, and the Veldspar believed. And, as it was foretold, in the darkest hour, when humans have burst forth again in their vulgar defiling of those most ancient stones, Chribba has come. With His mighty and awesome powers He saves the Veldspar. His work is ongoing; though unequaled in strength He is outnumbered, and every day more of the most precious Veldspar falls into evil's hands. When His task will be complete, no one but Chribba himself knows. When He is finished, it is said the skies themselves will open, and Chribba will reveal His true form, which mere humans cannot comprehend.
Now, reader, you have heard the origins of Chribba. This is but a glimpse into the legend, told by a poor and simple troubadour. May you use this knowledge to reach enlightenment yourself. Respect the most ancient and wise stones; they have waited long for this day.
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.09.09 01:28:00 -
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Heh, you guys keep it up with these types of threads and the poor man will have to mine veld with his head hanging out of the veldnaught's side window. 
Quote: [03:39:05] Emperor Salazar > HOLY **** ITS ZEBA [03:39:20] Emperor Salazar > NEVER STOP POASTING
Zeba is the BEST! ~Mitnal |

Praetor
Caldari Blueprint Haus Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2009.09.09 01:31:00 -
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Chribba simply is as he is. He is the bedrock Veldspar sprang from, and to which it returns in the circle of Eve. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning |

Manu Hermanus
FaDoyToy
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Posted - 2009.09.09 02:50:00 -
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Chribba is the alpha the omega the something something something.... wait I forgot
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Elvarien
Caldari Darkness Of Absolution
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Posted - 2009.09.09 03:00:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Fallout Who old is Chribba? I think he's Rip Van Winkle old!
Like a certain no life king perhaps ? ;D >--- No comments. |

Cre'tal
Eminent Disdain
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Posted - 2009.09.09 03:12:00 -
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OK, I'm pretty sure Chribba gets a page whenever his name is mentioned in a thread and he usually responds within 10 seconds (+/- 10 seconds)
I sure hope he's OK. :-/
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.09.09 03:38:00 -
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Originally by: Cre'tal OK, I'm pretty sure Chribba gets a page whenever his name is mentioned in a thread and he usually responds within 10 seconds (+/- 10 seconds)
I sure hope he's OK. :-/
I'm sure that Chribba has posted with one of his many titan mining alts. Nothing like the veldbus alt posting. --------------------------
WTB a sig, or moderation of my sig by all the hot CCP girls. |

wickedpheonix
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund
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Posted - 2009.09.09 04:14:00 -
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/poasting in a "how old is God" thread
And God has a 5-minute limit on poasting. He is full of vengeance.
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BiggestT
Caldari Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2009.09.09 05:00:00 -
[35]
42 EVE Trivia EVE History
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2009.09.09 05:23:00 -
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I do get a notification. However for some reason my regular computer just wouldn't start. I think either the PSU or mobo has been fried, hence my late reply, had to go use another machine until I can fix the other.
As for the question at hand.
Win a Wyvern mothership for 10M ISK |
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Joethelions
Caldari Universal Order Utopian Order
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Posted - 2009.09.09 05:41:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba I do get a notification. However for some reason my regular computer just wouldn't start. I think either the PSU or mobo has been fried, hence my late reply, had to go use another machine until I can fix the other.
As for the question at hand.
well you forgot to put the number.
Thx
JTL
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2009.09.09 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Joethelions well you forgot to put the number.
No I didn't *prrrtisch*
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Araja clan
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Posted - 2009.09.09 05:51:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: Joethelions well you forgot to put the number.
No I didn't *prrrtisch*
how old are you? __________________________
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.09.09 05:53:00 -
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Chribba is timeless
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Lord Meriak
Amarr Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2009.09.09 06:50:00 -
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He is like the 1st one's from babylon 5. 
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Avaleric
Amarr Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.09.09 07:09:00 -
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The veldspar extends life, the veldspar expands consciousness, the veldspar is vital to... hmm, no hang on
- Ignorance is bliss... |

Melthariumin
Gallente Tactical Reconnaissance
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Posted - 2009.09.09 07:36:00 -
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Originally by: Avaleric The veldspar extends life, the veldspar expands consciousness, the veldspar is vital to... hmm, no hang on
..the veldspar must flow!!!
as for Chribbas age: he is eternal!!
*continues working on his Chribba shrine(made of veldspar, of course)* Spacefrench never surrender! |

Alister Azimuth
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Posted - 2009.09.09 09:38:00 -
[44]
He who controls the veldspar controls the universe!!!
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Mad Maulkin
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Posted - 2009.09.09 13:11:00 -
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You think theyll get Lynch to make the movie?
Originally by: CCP Wrangler EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world
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Gautan Virdamot
Nebula Rasa Vanguard
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Posted - 2009.09.09 14:16:00 -
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Edited by: Gautan Virdamot on 09/09/2009 14:16:51 I think you can use Chribba against himself here, check the EVE Search and I'm sure he's told it someplace. Possibly on his tattoo thread.
From the looks of it what you people should be asking is, is he single?
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.09.09 14:18:00 -
[47]
Originally by: BiggestT 42
this man obviously knows where his towel is.
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flakeys
Vanguard Frontiers Slightly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.09.09 14:37:00 -
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Edited by: flakeys on 09/09/2009 14:38:18
Would be funny if he was 14 years old ... really it would 
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bournville
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.09.09 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: Joethelions well you forgot to put the number.
No I didn't *prrrtisch*
i see what you did there, nobody else get it?
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PuncherDavis
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Posted - 2009.09.09 15:49:00 -
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So great and mighty Chribba.
YOUR VELDSPAR aint worth a crap now days.
Its sits and rots in belts due to its worthlessnesss
Its stench fills High sec with an arid bitterness
Oh great King of Veldnaught mining. (who also runs way to many websites thus i think that blew you computer esu..sus..sos..ah what the hell ever it is)..
HOW WILL YOU SAVE US
Your name is brought low by the power of OTHER minerals over the once great VELDSPAR
How will you fight it..That tatoo on your arm is now worthless.
WHAT will you do..
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Denny Haze
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.09.09 16:10:00 -
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Chribba is old enough to know what's stupid, and young enough to still do it. In short: he's a man in his prime!
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Jose Black
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Posted - 2009.09.09 17:35:00 -
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1. Open Chribba's character info 2. select employment history 3. look for oldest entry 4. subtract that from current date 5. get someone to lock silly thread.
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.09 17:44:00 -
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err I am actually older than chribba so ...I win this thread 
destroy everything you touch |

Harotak
THE FINAL STAND The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2009.09.09 17:56:00 -
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Our concept of "time" is meaningless to the Chribba.
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.09 18:00:00 -
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no matter ..i`m still older 
destroy everything you touch |

Sig Sour
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Posted - 2009.09.09 18:10:00 -
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Edited by: Sig Sour on 09/09/2009 18:10:41 The better question would be where old is he?
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brakespear
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.09.09 18:20:00 -
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Chribba = Galactus tbh.
Veldspar is his herald (or Sheriff Jones if unavailable). -------------------------------------------------- 'people will always be tempted to wipe their feet on anything with 'welcome' written on it.' |

Sun Clausewitz
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Posted - 2009.09.09 18:43:00 -
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When old is Chribba
Well, he is older than Dust 514 ...
Pick Three: Caldari/PVP/Solo/Success |

trading hub
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Posted - 2009.09.09 18:51:00 -
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questionnaire: "Why do you not have a girlfriend?" 10% - I can't affort her presents 10% - I'm not handsome enough 79,9% - I have level 80 night elf 1 guy - I'm Chribba
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wickedpheonix
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund
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Posted - 2009.09.09 18:59:00 -
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Originally by: trading hub questionnaire: "Why do you not have a girlfriend?" 10% - I can't affort her presents 10% - I'm not handsome enough 79,9% - I have level 80 night elf 1 guy - I'm Chribba
1) Chribba is gay? Seems to me like Chribba could have anyone he wanted  2) Your mom has a level 80 night elf.
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Sky Grunthor
Minmatar Conflagration. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.09.09 19:04:00 -
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Edited by: Sky Grunthor on 09/09/2009 19:04:10
Originally by: wickedpheonix
2) Your mom has a level 80 night elf.
whats scary is this is probably true for many a person. ------------------------------------------------- Search: Sky Grunthor |

Armoured Gamer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.09.09 19:10:00 -
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hold old is a piece of veldspar?
and ahhh i can't post every 30 seconds. nooooooooooo they have spoiled my amazing forum spammage =(
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Hoo Is
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Posted - 2009.09.09 19:11:00 -
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you do realize he could crash the mineral market by dumping his veld ---- a reply which adds nothing to a thread or results in a thread being bumped with no new discussion worthy content is considered spam and as such warrants a forum ban |

Blnukem 192
Amarr Revilers Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.09 19:17:00 -
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Chribba was there when the atoms for veldspar formed.
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Denny Haze
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.09.09 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Blnukem 192 Chribba was there when the atoms for veldspar formed.
More like
"And then Chribba said: Let there be Veldspar!"
60D GTC |

Serpent Kamri
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Posted - 2009.09.09 22:05:00 -
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Originally by: Denny Haze "And then Chribba said: Let there be Veldspar!"
And then Oveur said: soon™
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Bigpimping
Pimp Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.09 22:10:00 -
[67]
36? or 2009  ________________________________________ He who pimps, is God... |

wickedpheonix
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund
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Posted - 2009.09.10 00:11:00 -
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Originally by: Serpent Kamri
Originally by: Denny Haze "And then Chribba said: Let there be Veldspar!"
And then Oveur said: soonÖ
oh zing!
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ShadowGod56
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Posted - 2009.09.10 01:07:00 -
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Edited by: ShadowGod56 on 10/09/2009 01:06:47 do you mean how old is Chribba? because who old makes no sense
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Davich MacGregor
Minmatar Stellar Products and Quality Resources
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Posted - 2009.09.10 17:59:00 -
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Better, who is Chribba? Is that a cricket? Maybe a cousin of the one in the wooden puppet to real boy story? Maybe a board game. Dunno. 
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.10 18:05:00 -
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no matter ..im still older than chribba 
destroy everything you touch |
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