Originally by: Faekurias

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Edited by: Faekurias on 08/09/2009 22:33:17
DEATH TO ALL JUICE!
Juice

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Originally by: Haargoth Agamar

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Aloha Akbar, the wwwwwww must fooooooo

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Originally by: karttoon

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There is nothing to do so we came up with this....

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Originally by: Snot Shot

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Originally by: karttoon

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There is nothing to do so we came up with this....

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And its close to Jita Biatcheeeeze!!!


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Originally by: Haargoth Agamar

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Aloha Akbar, the wwwwwww must fooooooo

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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux

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Well, there was that one time that they didn't run off. What a Nightmare.

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Originally by: Vemille Kechov

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Let me get this straight. Not only do you want to shoot towers, but you want to shoot at them in empire?

You are very, very strange people.

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Originally by: karttoon

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Peace be upon you. I am karttoon, Sheikh of JihadSwarm and prophet to Allah, the one true God (PBUH).

A few years ago we began our relentless quest to cleanse empire of those that would openly and aggressively defile the beauty of space, to which God has made in his image. They would carve up his holy belts, swindle the extracted rocks, and sell them for mass profit. This holy struggle continues, and will continue until the people of empire realize that they peruse a false god, which leads them down this misguided path.

The destruction of our holy belts is not the only act of terror against our holy lands. We have specific systems in empire that are especially spiritual, and in these systems we use the gravitational stability of moons to anchor our Mosques. These moons have large control towers anchored, placed by infidels without concern for the significance of their acts. The orbit of our Mosques are disrupted by these towers, and inevitably destroyed. Once again they do this for the maximization of profits, to which they can use to further oppress my people, and further befoul the lands that we must all protect and worship. All moons must be open and available for anyone to anchor their places of worship. It is our struggle to ensure this happens... our Jihad.

The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroyed. The New Eden Research Alliance was a research conglomerate based out of Jatate, and had control towers anchored throughout New Eden. Over the past week, all towers have either been removed or destroyed. Once Jatate is purged, we will proceed to cleanse other systems, without notice or warning. It is our hope that you will realize the suffering that you are causing with these structures, and recognize that immediately removing them from the orbit of moons is the right thing to do. Otherwise, your towers will fall.

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Originally by: LadyScarlet

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will someone please DD their magic carpet please

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Originally by: General Windypops

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Look how quirky and edgy these goonswarm posters are. Not at all formulaic and tedious. Thanks for posting this again.

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Originally by: LadyScarlet

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will someone please DD their magic carpet please

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Originally by: paulg

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Edited by: paulg on 08/09/2009 23:57:20
As just having been war dec as i have a pos in Jatate
this is where i make my isk and have fun in the game

So where can i go,, you say out of Jatate, but whats stopping you poping each tower 1 by 1 there must be a another way to keep our towers,

I pay real money to play this game and to have fun my fun may be different to your fun, but by destroying my pos and my fun, whats the point in paying money to play a game i have loved for over 4 years...

Just been told to leave the Ruomo constilation

if i move out to else where, which i dont have standings for, then what ? once all the pos's are out of Ruomo is the forge next ?

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Originally by: paulg

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Edited by: paulg on 08/09/2009 23:57:20
As just having been war dec as i have a pos in Jatate
this is where i make my isk and have fun in the game

So where can i go,, you say out of Jatate, but whats stopping you poping each tower 1 by 1 there must be a another way to keep our towers,

I pay real money to play this game and to have fun my fun may be different to your fun, but by destroying my pos and my fun, whats the point in paying money to play a game i have loved for over 4 years...

Just been told to leave the Ruomo constilation

if i move out to else where, which i dont have standings for, then what ? once all the pos's are out of Ruomo is the forge next ?

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Originally by: paulg

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Edited by: paulg on 08/09/2009 23:57:20
As just having been war dec as i have a pos in Jatate
this is where i make my isk and have fun in the game

So where can i go,, you say out of Jatate, but whats stopping you poping each tower 1 by 1 there must be a another way to keep our towers,

I pay real money to play this game and to have fun my fun may be different to your fun, but by destroying my pos and my fun, whats the point in paying money to play a game i have loved for over 4 years...

Just been told to leave the Ruomo constilation

if i move out to else where, which i dont have standings for, then what ? once all the pos's are out of Ruomo is the forge next ?

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Originally by: LadyScarlet

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will someone please DD their magic carpet please

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Originally by: Anlarna VonCarstein

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goons might become something worthwhile, like Mormons.

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Originally by: Anlarna VonCarstein

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Ria give them a break, your average goon got beat up by the other chess nerds so they need to vent their frustration on eve, and i bet they are high school at best, ive listened to them on comms once in awhile and...wait...doesnt sound like their *coughs* bowling balls have dropped yet...

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Originally by: Veldya

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bailing out your worthless asses just so you can be ******s and grief people in empire

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Originally by: General Windypops

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Originally by: karttoon

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Peace be upon you. I am karttoon, Sheikh of JihadSwarm and prophet to Allah, the one true God (PBUH).

A few years ago we began our relentless quest to cleanse empire of those that would openly and aggressively defile the beauty of space, to which God has made in his image. They would carve up his holy belts, swindle the extracted rocks, and sell them for mass profit. This holy struggle continues, and will continue until the people of empire realize that they peruse a false god, which leads them down this misguided path.

The destruction of our holy belts is not the only act of terror against our holy lands. We have specific systems in empire that are especially spiritual, and in these systems we use the gravitational stability of moons to anchor our Mosques. These moons have large control towers anchored, placed by infidels without concern for the significance of their acts. The orbit of our Mosques are disrupted by these towers, and inevitably destroyed. Once again they do this for the maximization of profits, to which they can use to further oppress my people, and further befoul the lands that we must all protect and worship. All moons must be open and available for anyone to anchor their places of worship. It is our struggle to ensure this happens... our Jihad.

The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroyed. The New Eden Research Alliance was a research conglomerate based out of Jatate, and had control towers anchored throughout New Eden. Over the past week, all towers have either been removed or destroyed. Once Jatate is purged, we will proceed to cleanse other systems, without notice or warning. It is our hope that you will realize the suffering that you are causing with these structures, and recognize that immediately removing them from the orbit of moons is the right thing to do. Otherwise, your towers will fall.

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Look how quirky and edgy these goonswarm posters are. Not at all formulaic and tedious. Thanks for posting this again.

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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux

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For those infidels who are afraid and confused by the declarations of the Prophet Karttoon, Grand Sheikh of Goonswarm, allow me to enlighten you.

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Originally by: marxist revolutionary

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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux

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For those infidels who are afraid and confused by the declarations of the Prophet Karttoon, Grand Sheikh of Goonswarm, allow me to enlighten you.

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that **** sucks go back to star fraction

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Originally by: LadyScarlet

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will someone please DD their magic carpet please

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Originally by: U Mad

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Is this the place where all the cool kids post out back while smoking cigarettes?

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Originally by: Anlarna VonCarstein

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Ria give them a break, your average goon got beat up by the other chess nerds so they need to vent their frustration on eve, and i bet they are high school at best, ive listened to them on comms once in awhile and...wait...doesnt sound like their *coughs* bowling balls have dropped yet...

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Originally by: Qlanth

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Originally by: U Mad

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Is this the place where all the cool kids post out back while smoking cigarettes?

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Smoking defiles Allah's greatest gift to us, our bodies. Take your sinful habits somewhere else.

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Originally by: Flinx Evenstar

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Aloe Akbar

He has the softest skin.

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Originally by: A Sinner

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As much as I find these posts incredibly funny, the sarcasm might offend the eve muslim community who tend to be very religious and vengeful and I wouldn't want to see any planes crashing into CCP's headquarters.

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Originally by: Asyrdin Harate

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goons bored much?

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Originally by: Asyrdin Harate

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goons bored much?

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Originally by: A Sinner

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As much as I find these posts incredibly funny, the sarcasm might offend the eve muslim community who tend to be very religious and vengeful and I wouldn't want to see any planes crashing into CCP's headquarters.

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Originally by: Kushmir

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Allah Ackbar

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Originally by: Manterror

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Originally by: Kushmir

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Allah Ackbar

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*Allahu

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Originally by: raven theta

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Both the rhetoric of your leader and your members in regard to this little operation is highly offensive to anyone of geniune faith.

Referring to yourself as a 'prophet' is just plain sick.

I couldnt care less who you grief, wardec or ransom but you have crossed the line. How CCP has allowed this to be published is beyond me.

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Originally by: raven theta

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Both the rhetoric of your leader and your members in regard to this little operation is highly offensive to anyone of geniune faith.

Referring to yourself as a 'prophet' is just plain sick.

I couldnt care less who you grief, wardec or ransom but you have crossed the line. How CCP has allowed this to be published is beyond me.

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Originally by: Schwermetall

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Originally by: raven theta

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Both the rhetoric of your leader and your members in regard to this little operation is highly offensive to anyone of geniune faith.

Referring to yourself as a 'prophet' is just plain sick.

I couldnt care less who you grief, wardec or ransom but you have crossed the line. How CCP has allowed this to be published is beyond me.

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There's no rule stopping players to roleplay a fictional Faith.

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Originally by: Mannock Cazorla

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Nice, but please you cant say that 09/11 is a "Happy Event" or make a party.

Im not a believer, but I respect religion... life is more important than any religion. Dont mix real world with Eve.

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Originally by: raven theta

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http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/terms.asp

4.You may not use ôrole-playingö as an excuse to violate these rules.

There is a world of difference between the Amarr/christian similarity and the almost direct facsimile the goons have made in game which is gravely offensive.

The thin veneer of a 'ficticious' religion draws even thinner when you actually speak to any of these players in local. It's all well and good to have a prepared release which is careful to point out the difference between itself and any actual religion but when the members forget themselves and blur the line even further in player to player interactions it HAS crossed the line.

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Originally by: Mannock Cazorla

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Nice, but please you cant say that 09/11 is a "Happy Event" or make a party.

Im not a believer, but I respect religion... life is more important than any religion. Dont mix real world with Eve.

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Originally by: raven theta

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http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/terms.asp

4.You may not use ôrole-playingö as an excuse to violate these rules.

There is a world of difference between the Amarr/christian similarity and the almost direct facsimile the goons have made in game which is gravely offensive.

The thin veneer of a 'ficticious' religion draws even thinner when you actually speak to any of these players in local. It's all well and good to have a prepared release which is careful to point out the difference between itself and any actual religion but when the members forget themselves and blur the line even further in player to player interactions it HAS crossed the line.

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Originally by: raven theta

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http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/terms.asp

4.You may not use “role-playing” as an excuse to violate these rules.

There is a world of difference between the Amarr/christian similarity and the almost direct facsimile the goons have made in game which is gravely offensive.

The thin veneer of a 'ficticious' religion draws even thinner when you actually speak to any of these players in local. It's all well and good to have a prepared release which is careful to point out the difference between itself and any actual religion but when the members forget themselves and blur the line even further in player to player interactions it HAS crossed the line.

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Originally by: raven theta

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4.You may not use ôrole-playingö as an excuse to violate these rules.

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Originally by: raven theta

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Devlish one of your members referenced the Qur'an directly in a conversation today. The way your members 'roleplay' your 'fictitious' religion leaves much to be desired.

As I said I really dont care if you wardec, extort money over and ultimately destroy other players POS. What I do take exception to is your open ridicule of a religion and, by your actions, the defamation of it's practitioners.

In my country there are laws against these things, I would hate for someone to complain to the regulatory authority here and have the game shut down because of the actions of a few idiots.

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Originally by: raven theta

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Devlish one of your members referenced the Qur'an directly in a conversation today. The way your members 'roleplay' your 'fictitious' religion leaves much to be desired.

As I said I really dont care if you wardec, extort money over and ultimately destroy other players POS. What I do take exception to is your open ridicule of a religion and, by your actions, the defamation of it's practitioners.

In my country there are laws against these things, I would hate for someone to complain to the regulatory authority here and have the game shut down because of the actions of a few idiots.

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Originally by: raven theta

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Devlish one of your members referenced the Qur'an directly in a conversation today. The way your members 'roleplay' your 'fictitious' religion leaves much to be desired.

As I said I really dont care if you wardec, extort money over and ultimately destroy other players POS. What I do take exception to is your open ridicule of a religion and, by your actions, the defamation of it's practitioners.

In my country there are laws against these things, I would hate for someone to complain to the regulatory authority here and have the game shut down because of the actions of a few idiots.

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Originally by: Anlarna VonCarstein

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Personally it seems that goons hide behind the idea of playing a 'faith' in order to be total ass hats, while the powers that be do nothing, fine, whatever ill take it in game, but i hope goons personal lives are more interesting than their online lives...because online they suck as well as rl.

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Originally by: Anlarna VonCarstein

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Personally it seems that goons hide behind the idea of playing a 'faith' in order to be total ass hats, while the powers that be do nothing, fine, whatever ill take it in game, but i hope goons personal lives are more interesting than their online lives...because online they suck as well as rl.

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Originally by: Anlarna VonCarstein

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Personally it seems that goons hide behind the idea of playing a 'faith' in order to be total ass hats, while the powers that be do nothing, fine, whatever ill take it in game, but i hope goons personal lives are more interesting than their online lives...because online they suck as well as rl.

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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux

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Originally by: raven theta

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http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/terms.asp

4.You may not use ôrole-playingö as an excuse to violate these rules.

There is a world of difference between the Amarr/christian similarity and the almost direct facsimile the goons have made in game which is gravely offensive.

The thin veneer of a 'ficticious' religion draws even thinner when you actually speak to any of these players in local. It's all well and good to have a prepared release which is careful to point out the difference between itself and any actual religion but when the members forget themselves and blur the line even further in player to player interactions it HAS crossed the line.

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I don't know why I bother, but here goes. That rule is in effect so that people can't say, "Oh, we're not racist skinheads. We're only roleplaying skinheads." If we said "We're not Al Qaeda. We're only roleplaying Al Qaeda," then we would be in violation of the EULA. We are not doing that. We're roleplaying fanatical space terrorists who follow a made-up religion that has only the most tenuous relationship to a stereotypical view of an extremist subset of a real world religion. That's perfectly legal (as any GM will tell you if you bother to file a petition. It might be a fine distinction, but that's the way it is.

If you honestly think we're violating the EULA, go ahead and file a petition. Let the people who get paid to enforce the rules decide what is and isn't fair game (I almost said 'kosher' haha). This Internet lawyery makes me tired.

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Originally by: Nessa Aldeen

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Bottom line Goons.. it's bloody offensive.

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Originally by: Nessa Aldeen

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Go debase your own if you prefer. See if you like it.

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Originally by: Nessa Aldeen

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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux

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Originally by: raven theta

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http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/terms.asp

4.You may not use ôrole-playingö as an excuse to violate these rules.

There is a world of difference between the Amarr/christian similarity and the almost direct facsimile the goons have made in game which is gravely offensive.

The thin veneer of a 'ficticious' religion draws even thinner when you actually speak to any of these players in local. It's all well and good to have a prepared release which is careful to point out the difference between itself and any actual religion but when the members forget themselves and blur the line even further in player to player interactions it HAS crossed the line.

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I don't know why I bother, but here goes. That rule is in effect so that people can't say, "Oh, we're not racist skinheads. We're only roleplaying skinheads." If we said "We're not Al Qaeda. We're only roleplaying Al Qaeda," then we would be in violation of the EULA. We are not doing that. We're roleplaying fanatical space terrorists who follow a made-up religion that has only the most tenuous relationship to a stereotypical view of an extremist subset of a real world religion. That's perfectly legal (as any GM will tell you if you bother to file a petition. It might be a fine distinction, but that's the way it is.

If you honestly think we're violating the EULA, go ahead and file a petition. Let the people who get paid to enforce the rules decide what is and isn't fair game (I almost said 'kosher' haha). This Internet lawyery makes me tired.

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You may role-play as terrorists all you want but using another real-life religion as a basis for your posts is very offensive.

As a muslim, I find the posts in bad taste and very offensive. Using quotations from the Qu'ran and references to Allah S.W.T. and changing it to something else is not roleplaying terrorists at all. Using these terms and references to my religion to show how fanatics brainwash peeps has got nothing to do with it either.

And it isn't a made-up religion. Go debase your own if you prefer. See if you like it.

Bottom line Goons.. it's bloody offensive.

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Originally by: moonstruke

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Originally by: Nessa Aldeen

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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux

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Originally by: raven theta

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http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/terms.asp

4.You may not use ôrole-playingö as an excuse to violate these rules.

There is a world of difference between the Amarr/christian similarity and the almost direct facsimile the goons have made in game which is gravely offensive.

The thin veneer of a 'ficticious' religion draws even thinner when you actually speak to any of these players in local. It's all well and good to have a prepared release which is careful to point out the difference between itself and any actual religion but when the members forget themselves and blur the line even further in player to player interactions it HAS crossed the line.

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I don't know why I bother, but here goes. That rule is in effect so that people can't say, "Oh, we're not racist skinheads. We're only roleplaying skinheads." If we said "We're not Al Qaeda. We're only roleplaying Al Qaeda," then we would be in violation of the EULA. We are not doing that. We're roleplaying fanatical space terrorists who follow a made-up religion that has only the most tenuous relationship to a stereotypical view of an extremist subset of a real world religion. That's perfectly legal (as any GM will tell you if you bother to file a petition. It might be a fine distinction, but that's the way it is.

If you honestly think we're violating the EULA, go ahead and file a petition. Let the people who get paid to enforce the rules decide what is and isn't fair game (I almost said 'kosher' haha). This Internet lawyery makes me tired.

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You may role-play as terrorists all you want but using another real-life religion as a basis for your posts is very offensive.

As a muslim, I find the posts in bad taste and very offensive. Using quotations from the Qu'ran and references to Allah S.W.T. and changing it to something else is not roleplaying terrorists at all. Using these terms and references to my religion to show how fanatics brainwash peeps has got nothing to do with it either.

And it isn't a made-up religion. Go debase your own if you prefer. See if you like it.

Bottom line Goons.. it's bloody offensive.

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mm ya i have to agree with the NON goon ppl here. you guys are breaking so SO many eula rule right now. expecialy with this whole relious im holyer then you BS. i seriously hope that ccp read each and every patition that has likly been send against you and BANS everyone and everything that stands goonswarm and all its meaning. my you chock on you pods fluids and disappear foevea!!!

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Originally by: Nessa Aldeen

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And it isn't a made-up religion. Go debase your own if you prefer. See if you like it.

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Originally by: Nessa Aldeen

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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux

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Originally by: raven theta

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http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/terms.asp

4.You may not use ôrole-playingö as an excuse to violate these rules.

There is a world of difference between the Amarr/christian similarity and the almost direct facsimile the goons have made in game which is gravely offensive.

The thin veneer of a 'ficticious' religion draws even thinner when you actually speak to any of these players in local. It's all well and good to have a prepared release which is careful to point out the difference between itself and any actual religion but when the members forget themselves and blur the line even further in player to player interactions it HAS crossed the line.

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I don't know why I bother, but here goes. That rule is in effect so that people can't say, "Oh, we're not racist skinheads. We're only roleplaying skinheads." If we said "We're not Al Qaeda. We're only roleplaying Al Qaeda," then we would be in violation of the EULA. We are not doing that. We're roleplaying fanatical space terrorists who follow a made-up religion that has only the most tenuous relationship to a stereotypical view of an extremist subset of a real world religion. That's perfectly legal (as any GM will tell you if you bother to file a petition. It might be a fine distinction, but that's the way it is.

If you honestly think we're violating the EULA, go ahead and file a petition. Let the people who get paid to enforce the rules decide what is and isn't fair game (I almost said 'kosher' haha). This Internet lawyery makes me tired.

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You may role-play as terrorists all you want but using another real-life religion as a basis for your posts is very offensive.

As a muslim, I find the posts in bad taste and very offensive. Using quotations from the Qu'ran and references to Allah S.W.T. and changing it to something else is not roleplaying terrorists at all. Using these terms and references to my religion to show how fanatics brainwash peeps has got nothing to do with it either.

And it isn't a made-up religion. Go debase your own if you prefer. See if you like it.

Bottom line Goons.. it's bloody offensive.

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Originally by: VALICSHADOWRAT

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I VALICSHADOWRAT swear to protect all empire towers in the name of the holy lord and Savior Jesus Christ. We must stop these barbarians from destroying any house of the lord in empire and all reaches of space.We must teach these Heathens the true power of god. To arms my christian brothers!And let the crusade begain..FOR God King and Country!!!!



Let the holy war begain......... *flute and drums playing* "Do Ta Do Ta do do..Te Ta Te Ta Te he"

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Originally by: Nessa Aldeen

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You may role-play as terrorists all you want but using another real-life religion as a basis for your posts is very offensive.

As a muslim, I find the posts in bad taste and very offensive. Using quotations from the Qu'ran and references to Allah S.W.T. and changing it to something else is not roleplaying terrorists at all. Using these terms and references to my religion to show how fanatics brainwash peeps has got nothing to do with it either.

And it isn't a made-up religion. Go debase your own if you prefer. See if you like it.

Bottom line Goons.. it's bloody offensive.

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Originally by: kayentelva

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do we need to dig up all the 'roleplaying is for fa%%ots' posts you guys have made over the years ?

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Originally by: Nessa Aldeen

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You may role-play as terrorists all you want but using another real-life religion as a basis for your posts is very offensive.

As a muslim, I find the posts in bad taste and very offensive. Using quotations from the Qu'ran and references to Allah S.W.T. and changing it to something else is not roleplaying terrorists at all. Using these terms and references to my religion to show how fanatics brainwash peeps has got nothing to do with it either.

And it isn't a made-up religion. Go debase your own if you prefer. See if you like it.

Bottom line Goons.. it's bloody offensive.

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Originally by: Manterror

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HAHAHHAHA

A RELIGIOUS DEBATE ON CAOD!

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally by: Kushmir

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Allah Ackbar

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Originally by: Cippalippus Primus

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Originally by: kayentelva

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do we need to dig up all the 'roleplaying is for fa%%ots' posts you guys have made over the years ?

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Wait, do you actually believe that goons are NOT fa%%ots?

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