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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.09.15 03:50:00 -
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Many of you have read the words of the Goon "supposed" prophet Karttoon. So hear me now Goons. I got a tower in Jatate 2-1 you need to blow up. Thats right boys. Blow it up.
I will be mining with my hulk to that POS and will be defiling the space you claim as holy in your Jihad. That's right, you heard me, defiling your precious roids with a hulk unless you get your lasers on my tower.
Karttoon you are a punk. Your Jihad is stupid. You are so bad you make Devilish Ledoux look good. Your religion is fake, and you are a bore. If your jokes were funny I would be laughing, but I am not. You ape the same old memes. For pity sake, get a new meme. Good god almighty your memes are a spent and useless and painful reminder of every failed attempt at forced humor that has graced these forums lo these past few years. Your simian attempts at jocular endeavors bore me to the point of tears. You have brought hell to New Eden, it is now place of talking monkeys and mindless repetition. Nice job there, in that. Painful as it may be, it is a success of sorts to be the worst and the most stupid. Congratulations. Very much so. Now go get your chimp on!
Haargoth needs to stop mocking the tragedy of 9/11. I thought you were military.
Devilish Ledoux, you got no game bro. Word! Self respect bro. Get some.
Vile rat, tell these guys to start POS busting. And no, I do not care about your alternative lifestyle adventures. You don't need to talk about that in local.
Blow up my POS. You said you would. You said you could. You came to empire with a chip on your shoulder. You saw my POS, you asked for the password, I told you to **** off. Bring it down fools. Melt it with your POS killing cruise missile Apoc you keep bragging about.
Bring Jihad back to Jatate you slack jawed yokels. Hop to it boys.
One more thing.
I will kill you. also...
I will kill you. |
NyteTyger
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.15 03:55:00 -
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OOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO
You gonna let him talk to you like that???
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Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar Universal Peace Operation
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Posted - 2009.09.15 04:05:00 -
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Posting in a soon-to-be epic thread. ===
Quote: I think the point [of t3] was that your foes would never know how you were fit, adding the element of surprise. Like, surprise!!! I decided to go with EHP and DPS.
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Gerhard Ertl
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Posted - 2009.09.15 04:22:00 -
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Burn it down.
Burn it down.
Burn it down.
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ThaDollaGenerale
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.09.15 04:47:00 -
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It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.
I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2009.09.15 04:52:00 -
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Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.
I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.
That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over And now I need to take a 5 minute nap before I have the energy to post again. |
Baillif
Red Mist Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.15 04:55:00 -
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Why were you not this fun when you were the BSKY alliance leader?
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Renarla
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Posted - 2009.09.15 05:02:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.
I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.
That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over
Oh gawd, I really shouldn't have but I seriously laughed out loud. However, on another note, I now have one of those annoying sigs. |
galjinsol
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Posted - 2009.09.15 05:47:00 -
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yea goons fail now they have retreated to empire to gank miners, O YAY I CAN KILL A HULK I AM L33T WOOO
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Aralieus
Amarr Traumark Logistics H Y E N A
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Posted - 2009.09.15 05:58:00 -
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******* is a helluva drug -Ara |
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Loriana Oreless
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Posted - 2009.09.15 06:24:00 -
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Finally someone showing some balls
Can i pleeeease be second in line to thoroughly fingerbang Karttoon's holy crapper?
I look at Goons much in the same way as catholic priests look at young boys.. They are nothing but a tool to be (ab)used, and then thrown away like garbage
Oh wait... do i hear the garbagetrucks around the corner...
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Arcika Toalen
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.09.15 06:43:00 -
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u mad?
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Robert0288
Caldari g guild Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2009.09.15 06:49:00 -
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Posting on first page of potentially epic thread.
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.09.15 07:47:00 -
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Originally by: Arcika Toalen u mad?
^^
also, will you post more if we don't shoot it?
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Lord Windu
Echelon Warfare Unit
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Posted - 2009.09.15 08:57:00 -
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Originally by: Loriana Oreless Finally someone showing some balls
There is a fine line between showing some balls and being outright insane. In this case I think the OP should go and start taking his meds again which will help stop the voices.
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Blasphemour
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Posted - 2009.09.15 09:34:00 -
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Commence the goon smack talk!
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LeKadria
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Posted - 2009.09.15 10:09:00 -
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Confirming this is thread is without pepsi,but still epic cakewin.I'm sick about goonswarm stupid religion jokes(sometimes it sounds like *FOR REALZ* & stupid) and bull**** they are talking 23/7.
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D4RK 0NE
testicular Fortitude
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Posted - 2009.09.15 10:11:00 -
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confirming there is alot of testicular fortitude ITT... sadly its lacking real nutzz
D4.
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Xandr0ss
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Posted - 2009.09.15 11:04:00 -
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Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.
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StainLessStealRat
Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.09.15 11:21:00 -
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Originally by: Xandr0ss Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.
Ahhh SHut up!
Goons get them research/freighter alts out and give the man his waterloo/trafalga.
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Loriana Oreless
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Posted - 2009.09.15 11:43:00 -
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Originally by: Xandr0ss Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal succeed, i however fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.
I fixed it for you!
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Nihiliax
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Posted - 2009.09.15 11:51:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.
I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.
That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over
Can I come as WTC7? That way when you guys fall over I can fall over out of sympathy too.
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Arcika Toalen
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.09.15 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: StainLessStealRat
Originally by: Xandr0ss Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.
Ahhh SHut up!
Goons get them research/freighter alts out and give the man his waterloo/trafalga.
My my, at waterloo napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way The history book on the shelf Is always repeating itself
Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - couldn�t escape if I wanted to Waterloo - knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - finally facing my waterloo
My my, I tried to hold you back but you were stronger Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight And how could I ever refuse I feel like I win when I lose
Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - couldn�t escape if I wanted to Waterloo - knowing my fate is to be with you
And how could I ever refuse I feel like I win when I lose
Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - couldn�t escape if I wanted to Waterloo - knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - finally facing my waterloo
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Maximus Trollus
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Posted - 2009.09.15 12:16:00 -
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Originally by: Nihiliax
Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.
I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.
That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over
Can I come as WTC7? That way when you guys fall over I can fall over out of sympathy too.
nah, dress up like a plane... you'll have tons of fun.
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Ninja Troll
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Posted - 2009.09.15 12:17:00 -
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Originally by: Xandr0ss Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.
No, Goons do that all by themselves just fine!
In fact, I would say they are the bestest, most l33t3st asshats this game has to offer.
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Boris Ferguson
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Posted - 2009.09.15 12:26:00 -
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Easily claims first post.
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Rotnac
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.15 12:37:00 -
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On 9/11, when someone asked me what's up, I said not the world trade center.
I'm edgy as ****, rite guys?
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FireT
Gallente As Far As The eYe can see
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Posted - 2009.09.15 12:57:00 -
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I am just curious why this is such a big deal. I was in a system where Spoonswarm was getting kinky with ice miners. The smack talk was rather hilarious. It showed that they had an 'angle', though that angle has been stale and unoriginal for years.
It's Eve, it Goons want to act ******ed and show of their anti social skills, by all means let them.
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Kaala Tibulus
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Posted - 2009.09.15 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: Tesal You have brought hell to New Eden, it is now place of talking monkeys and mindless repetition.
you're the one that mines asteroids "for fun"
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2009.09.15 14:15:00 -
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Edited by: Andrea Griffin on 15/09/2009 14:16:06 I wonder if that tower is really Tesal's, or just someone Tesal doesn't like very much.
If it really is Tesal's tower - you are awesome. I love you.
If it is NOT really Tesal's tower - Oh, that's just mean, but funny as hell.
Either way - excellent post, and I find nothing that I disagree with.
Edit: Before-Coffee Dyslexia.
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