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Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.15 03:50:00 - [1] Many of you have read the words of the Goon "supposed" prophet Karttoon. So hear me now Goons. I got a tower in Jatate 2-1 you need to blow up. Thats right boys. Blow it up. I will be mining with my hulk to that POS and will be defiling the space you claim as holy in your Jihad. That's right, you heard me, defiling your precious roids with a hulk unless you get your lasers on my tower. Karttoon you are a punk. Your Jihad is stupid. You are so bad you make Devilish Ledoux look good. Your religion is fake, and you are a bore. If your jokes were funny I would be laughing, but I am not. You ape the same old memes. For pity sake, get a new meme. Good god almighty your memes are a spent and useless and painful reminder of every failed attempt at forced humor that has graced these forums lo these past few years. Your simian attempts at jocular endeavors bore me to the point of tears. You have brought hell to New Eden, it is now place of talking monkeys and mindless repetition. Nice job there, in that. Painful as it may be, it is a success of sorts to be the worst and the most stupid. Congratulations. Very much so. Now go get your chimp on! Haargoth needs to stop mocking the tragedy of 9/11. I thought you were military. Devilish Ledoux, you got no game bro. Word! Self respect bro. Get some. Vile rat, tell these guys to start POS busting. And no, I do not care about your alternative lifestyle adventures. You don't need to talk about that in local. Blow up my POS. You said you would. You said you could. You came to empire with a chip on your shoulder. You saw my POS, you asked for the password, I told you to **** off. Bring it down fools. Melt it with your POS killing cruise missile Apoc you keep bragging about. Bring Jihad back to Jatate you slack jawed yokels. Hop to it boys. One more thing. I will kill you. also... I will kill you.
NyteTyger Gallente	Posted - 2009.09.15 03:55:00 - [2] OOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO You gonna let him talk to you like that???
Jared D'Uroth Minmatar Universal Peace Operation	Posted - 2009.09.15 04:05:00 - [3] Posting in a soon-to-be epic thread. === Quote: I think the point [of t3] was that your foes would never know how you were fit, adding the element of surprise. Like, surprise!!! I decided to go with EHP and DPS.
Gerhard Ertl	Posted - 2009.09.15 04:22:00 - [4] Burn it down. Burn it down. Burn it down.
ThaDollaGenerale The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.09.15 04:47:00 - [5] It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny. I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.
Intense Thinker Minmatar Republic University	Posted - 2009.09.15 04:52:00 - [6] Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny. I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year. That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over And now I need to take a 5 minute nap before I have the energy to post again.
Baillif Red Mist Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.15 04:55:00 - [7] Why were you not this fun when you were the BSKY alliance leader?
Renarla	Posted - 2009.09.15 05:02:00 - [8] Originally by: Intense Thinker Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny. I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year. That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over Oh gawd, I really shouldn't have but I seriously laughed out loud. However, on another note, I now have one of those annoying sigs.
galjinsol	Posted - 2009.09.15 05:47:00 - [9] yea goons fail now they have retreated to empire to gank miners, O YAY I CAN KILL A HULK I AM L33T WOOO
Aralieus Amarr Traumark Logistics H Y E N A	Posted - 2009.09.15 05:58:00 - [10] ******* is a helluva drug -Ara
Loriana Oreless	Posted - 2009.09.15 06:24:00 - [11] Finally someone showing some balls Can i pleeeease be second in line to thoroughly fingerbang Karttoon's holy crapper? I look at Goons much in the same way as catholic priests look at young boys.. They are nothing but a tool to be (ab)used, and then thrown away like garbage Oh wait... do i hear the garbagetrucks around the corner...
Arcika Toalen GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.15 06:43:00 - [12] u mad?
Robert0288 Caldari g guild Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2009.09.15 06:49:00 - [13] Posting on first page of potentially epic thread.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.15 07:47:00 - [14] Originally by: Arcika Toalen u mad? ^^ also, will you post more if we don't shoot it?
Lord Windu Echelon Warfare Unit	Posted - 2009.09.15 08:57:00 - [15] Originally by: Loriana Oreless Finally someone showing some balls There is a fine line between showing some balls and being outright insane. In this case I think the OP should go and start taking his meds again which will help stop the voices.
Blasphemour	Posted - 2009.09.15 09:34:00 - [16] Commence the goon smack talk!
LeKadria	Posted - 2009.09.15 10:09:00 - [17] Confirming this is thread is without pepsi,but still epic cakewin.I'm sick about goonswarm stupid religion jokes(sometimes it sounds like FOR REALZ & stupid) and bull**** they are talking 23/7.
D4RK 0NE testicular Fortitude	Posted - 2009.09.15 10:11:00 - [18] confirming there is alot of testicular fortitude ITT... sadly its lacking real nutzz D4.
Xandr0ss	Posted - 2009.09.15 11:04:00 - [19] Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.
StainLessStealRat Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra	Posted - 2009.09.15 11:21:00 - [20] Originally by: Xandr0ss Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum. Ahhh SHut up! Goons get them research/freighter alts out and give the man his waterloo/trafalga.
Loriana Oreless	Posted - 2009.09.15 11:43:00 - [21] Originally by: Xandr0ss Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal succeed, i however fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum. I fixed it for you!
Nihiliax	Posted - 2009.09.15 11:51:00 - [22] Originally by: Intense Thinker Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny. I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year. That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over Can I come as WTC7? That way when you guys fall over I can fall over out of sympathy too.
Arcika Toalen GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.15 12:14:00 - [23] Originally by: StainLessStealRat Originally by: Xandr0ss Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum. Ahhh SHut up! Goons get them research/freighter alts out and give the man his waterloo/trafalga. My my, at waterloo napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way The history book on the shelf Is always repeating itself Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - couldn�t escape if I wanted to Waterloo - knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - finally facing my waterloo My my, I tried to hold you back but you were stronger Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight And how could I ever refuse I feel like I win when I lose Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - couldn�t escape if I wanted to Waterloo - knowing my fate is to be with you And how could I ever refuse I feel like I win when I lose Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - couldn�t escape if I wanted to Waterloo - knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - finally facing my waterloo
Maximus Trollus	Posted - 2009.09.15 12:16:00 - [24] Originally by: Nihiliax Originally by: Intense Thinker Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny. I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year. That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over Can I come as WTC7? That way when you guys fall over I can fall over out of sympathy too. nah, dress up like a plane... you'll have tons of fun.
Ninja Troll	Posted - 2009.09.15 12:17:00 - [25] Originally by: Xandr0ss Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum. No, Goons do that all by themselves just fine! In fact, I would say they are the bestest, most l33t3st asshats this game has to offer.
Boris Ferguson	Posted - 2009.09.15 12:26:00 - [26] Easily claims first post.
Rotnac Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.15 12:37:00 - [27] On 9/11, when someone asked me what's up, I said not the world trade center. I'm edgy as ****, rite guys?
FireT Gallente As Far As The eYe can see	Posted - 2009.09.15 12:57:00 - [28] I am just curious why this is such a big deal. I was in a system where Spoonswarm was getting kinky with ice miners. The smack talk was rather hilarious. It showed that they had an 'angle', though that angle has been stale and unoriginal for years. It's Eve, it Goons want to act ******ed and show of their anti social skills, by all means let them.
Kaala Tibulus	Posted - 2009.09.15 13:07:00 - [29] Originally by: Tesal You have brought hell to New Eden, it is now place of talking monkeys and mindless repetition. you're the one that mines asteroids "for fun"
Andrea Griffin	Posted - 2009.09.15 14:15:00 - [30] Edited by: Andrea Griffin on 15/09/2009 14:16:06 I wonder if that tower is really Tesal's, or just someone Tesal doesn't like very much. If it really is Tesal's tower - you are awesome. I love you. If it is NOT really Tesal's tower - Oh, that's just mean, but funny as hell. Either way - excellent post, and I find nothing that I disagree with. Edit: Before-Coffee Dyslexia.
Devilish Ledoux Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.15 14:40:00 - [31] Edited by: Devilish Ledoux on 15/09/2009 14:42:45 This is a pro-grade call-out thread. Aren't you the one who tore down his labs and put up a medium-crappy pile of offline defenses before we even wardecced you? Yeah, you stay vigilant. We'll totally be attacking you any day now. You just keep feeding that hungry, angry space baby you got there. Edit: Oh, I see now. You put up an armed tower on a moon after we purged the infidel research tower. You haven't done any research at all. That's beautiful. Truly, you are doing Allah's will without even knowing it.
Mkiaki Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.09.15 14:49:00 - [32] Edited by: Mkiaki on 15/09/2009 14:49:18 Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚is coming
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.09.15 14:58:00 - [33] ramps up popcorn production Official IEEE branded GoonSwarm JihadSwarm popcorn enjoyment paraphernalia on sale now! Extra production lines added due to the insane numbers of Goon and Goon affiliates who will want to own official IEEE branded GoonSwarm JihadSwarm popcorn buckets, bags, salt shakers, buttery flavored topping, salt, popcorn, pre-popped popcorn, popcorn flavorings (including salt, cheese, jalapeno and NEW Tear Flavored) Am currently holed up in Jita, so I have the local factories busy pumping this stuff out now! Remember, if you are not using official IEEE branded popcorn enjoyment paraphernalia, just whose crappy bucket or bag are you eating YOUR popcorn out of? -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.15 15:53:00 - [34] Originally by: Devilish Ledoux Edited by: Devilish Ledoux on 15/09/2009 14:42:45 This is a pro-grade call-out thread. Aren't you the one who tore down his labs and put up a medium-crappy pile of offline defenses before we even wardecced you? Yeah, you stay vigilant. We'll totally be attacking you any day now. You just keep feeding that hungry, angry space baby you got there. Edit: Oh, I see now. You put up an armed tower on a moon after we purged the infidel research tower. You haven't done any research at all. That's beautiful. Truly, you are doing Allah's will without even knowing it. Oh there will be labs. I will store pathetic goon corpses in them and research mining bpc for invention of Hulks. I have 3 research chars in the corp who will perform obscene rituals just to offend your fake religion. I have been to war with your Goon lackeys many times. Sometimes I have lost. But in the end, victory has always been mine, where I smote them with the sword of griefing. Now you will bring me Goon wars with actual Goons as you decreed in your post to your pathetic followers and you will pay in blood. It is your destiny Goon, to die at my hands. Bring you pathetic, soon to be carcass, to Jatate along with your Jihad meme monkeys. My tower awaits you fools. also... I will kill you.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.15 16:09:00 - [35] Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:09:26 Originally by: Andrea Griffin Edited by: Andrea Griffin on 15/09/2009 14:16:06 I wonder if that tower is really Tesal's, or just someone Tesal doesn't like very much. If it really is Tesal's tower - you are awesome. I love you. If it is NOT really Tesal's tower - Oh, that's just mean, but funny as hell. Either way - excellent post, and I find nothing that I disagree with. Edit: Before-Coffee Dyslexia. It is indeed my tower. I paid for it with my isk, some of which I got from mining with my hulk. also... I will kill you.
Abortion Engine GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.15 16:09:00 - [36] Originally by: Tesal I have been to war with your Goon lackeys many times. Sometimes I have lost. But in the end, victory has always been mine, where I smote them with the sword of griefing. Now you will bring me Goon wars with actual Goons as you decreed in your post to your pathetic followers and you will pay in blood. It is your destiny Goon, to die at my hands. Hahahahaha.
Momma Eater	Posted - 2009.09.15 18:58:00 - [37] i don't understand how players are alowed to game the game to cheat other players outa hard earned isk. these attack on minning ice miners is total bull**. now I know ***s are gonna say fair is fair, and tears are tears. I wanna hear the take on this from CCP, since they wont answer email......answer this post. they email right away and say dont swear, be respectful....well you CCP I pay to play and you show me no respect at all ...my whole corp and alliance is ready to pak up and go somewhere else. to be allowed to game the rules of the game the way these ice field gankers are is total bull**
britishfish Minmatar Gladiators of Rage Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.09.15 19:09:00 - [38] Originally by: Momma Eater i don't understand how players are alowed to game the game to cheat other players outa hard earned isk. these attack on minning ice miners is total bull**. now I know ***s are gonna say fair is fair, and tears are tears. I wanna hear the take on this from CCP, since they wont answer email......answer this post. they email right away and say dont swear, be respectful....well you CCP I pay to play and you show me no respect at all ...my whole corp and alliance is ready to pak up and go somewhere else. to be allowed to game the rules of the game the way these ice field gankers are is total bull** had to quote this sry
Kitimortoa	Posted - 2009.09.15 19:12:00 - [39] Originally by: Momma Eater i don't understand how players are alowed to game the game to cheat other players outa hard earned isk. these attack on minning ice miners is total bull**. now I know ***s are gonna say fair is fair, and tears are tears. I wanna hear the take on this from CCP, since they wont answer email......answer this post. they email right away and say dont swear, be respectful....well you CCP I pay to play and you show me no respect at all ...my whole corp and alliance is ready to pak up and go somewhere else. to be allowed to game the rules of the game the way these ice field gankers are is total bull** lol u mad?
Lhotse Face	Posted - 2009.09.15 19:23:00 - [40] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:18:04 It is your destiny Goon, to die at my hands. quoted for epic-ocity.
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.15 19:24:00 - [41] As the excitement rises, innocent bystanders get inspired.
Vera Demo GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.15 20:26:00 - [42] I don't get it.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.15 20:30:00 - [43] It is a tower, I think?
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.15 20:35:00 - [44] Phew, I was worried the Goons wouldn't see this thread. Now we have our own little tribute to CAOD
Sky Princess Zenith Trading Co.	Posted - 2009.09.15 20:38:00 - [45] Towers come and towers go. Goons come and goons go. I am not impressed. --------------------------------------------- Where ever I go, there I am.
Loriana Oreless	Posted - 2009.09.15 20:39:00 - [46] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:18:04 Originally by: Devilish Ledoux Edited by: Devilish Ledoux on 15/09/2009 14:42:45 This is a pro-grade call-out thread. Aren't you the one who tore down his labs and put up a medium-crappy pile of offline defenses before we even wardecced you? Yeah, you stay vigilant. We'll totally be attacking you any day now. You just keep feeding that hungry, angry space baby you got there. Edit: Oh, I see now. You put up an armed tower on a moon after we purged the infidel research tower. You haven't done any research at all. That's beautiful. Truly, you are doing Allah's will without even knowing it. Oh there will be labs. I will store pathetic goon corpses in them and research mining bpc for invention of Hulks. I have 3 research chars in the corp who will perform obscene rituals just to offend your fake religion. I have been to war with your Goon lackeys many times. Sometimes I have lost. But in the end, victory has always been mine, where I smote them with the sword of griefing. Now you will bring me Goon wars with actual Goons as you decreed in your post to your pathetic followers and you will pay in blood. It is your destiny Goon, to die at my hands. Bring you pathetic, soon to be carcass, to Jatate along with your Jihad meme monkeys. My tower awaits you fools. edit And no, you did not kill a tower of mine recently. You madame are my new Queen and i will follow you to the end of EVE bow's humbly before Tesal* Your wishes are mine to follow out, your road to victory i will carve out of the goon-corpses that i will lay before thee. It has been spoken, now it must be done. Rise legions of EVE, rise you pittyfull s****frome the darkest corners of hell. Come forth to tear the sickness called Goon out frome the heart of EVE. There will be blood, there will be pain... there will be no more Goon!
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.15 20:45:00 - [47] Originally by: Loriana Oreless There will be blood, there will be pain... there will be no more Goon! Will there be after-party refreshments?
zanopheer	Posted - 2009.09.15 20:52:00 - [48] Originally by: AdmiralJohn Originally by: Loriana Oreless There will be blood, there will be pain... there will be no more Goon! Will there be after-party refreshments? Punch and Pie. . .
Mutnin Mutineers	Posted - 2009.09.15 21:03:00 - [49] Edited by: Mutnin on 15/09/2009 21:05:55 Originally by: Tesal Ma That's right, you heard me, defiling your precious roids with a hulk unless you get your lasers on my tower. ummm there is a sexual disturbance in the force. These are not the Roids you are looking for..
Ahistaja GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.15 21:24:00 - [50] RPers, butthurt crybabies, empty threats and post-9/11 histrionics pubbies like you all are why we play this game
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.15 21:58:00 - [51] Originally by: AdmiralJohn Originally by: Loriana Oreless There will be blood, there will be pain... there will be no more Goon! Will there be after-party refreshments? I am pro dinking of adult beverages but haven't had time to go to Jita Liquors. There will be some Pepsi, but otherwise BYOB. also... I will kill you.
Cleopatty	Posted - 2009.09.15 22:21:00 - [52] Edited by: Cleopatty on 15/09/2009 22:24:24 Originally by: Tesal Bring Jihad back to Jatate you slack jawed yokels. Hop to it boys. Quote: are there any towers left there? if I were you I would be careful what you ask for.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.15 22:34:00 - [53] Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 22:34:58 Originally by: Cleopatty Edited by: Cleopatty on 15/09/2009 22:24:24 Originally by: Tesal Bring Jihad back to Jatate you slack jawed yokels. Hop to it boys. Quote: are there any towers left there? if I were you I would be careful what you ask for. You all have taken to posting with alts! lol The mighty Goonswarm reduced to alt posting. also... I will kill you.
Fumen Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.09.15 22:41:00 - [54] I can see only one reason this isn't in CAOD: so everyone can post with their forum whoring alts. (See, even I'm doing it.) Really, isn't this getting a tad bit old? Goons that bored already from kicking out BoB? Why not try to conquer the rest of nullsec? Isn't it getting pretty crowded out there now in Delve? How about resetting all your standings and just blowing everyone up? That never gets old. (Especially if you do it without telling anyone about it.) You go girl!! You call out them nasty ol' goons!!
Susung Alt Anti-defamation League	Posted - 2009.09.15 22:58:00 - [55] Originally by: Blasphemour Commence the goon smack talk! Ok goons suck like really bad
Lysander Kaldenn Dead Reckoning.	Posted - 2009.09.15 23:22:00 - [56] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 22:14:30 Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 22:09:41 Originally by: AdmiralJohn Originally by: Loriana Oreless There will be blood, there will be pain... there will be no more Goon! Will there be after-party refreshments? I am pro dinking of adult beverages but haven't had time to go to Jita Liquors. There will be some Pepsi, but otherwise BYOB. Edit Originally by:* Ahistaja RPers, butthurt crybabies, empty threats and post-9/11 histrionics pubbies like you all are why we play this game RPers? Goons are the ones roleplaying with their stupid Jihad meme. Only ones butthurt here are the morons who have to fleet up to take down my stupid POS, in a pointless Empire op. This attempt at trolling is pathetic and weak. Where the hell did you learn to troll anyway? Oh, I know, CARY, never mind, that explains it. And just so you know, the only people who care about the word "pubbie" are Goons, everyone else knows that outside the Goon land of make believe its a made up fake word, just like your made up fake Jihad that you role play with. Badonkadonk, Goon head inside. Shoot my POS fool. *edit One more thing. You just got served. Holy crap guys, its a dance off!
Clone757	Posted - 2009.09.16 00:02:00 - [57] So funny to see ppl talk so much about nonexistent pilots. Goon? Who even remember themà? You know the all think started with one guy and zillion alts, why you think they all talked the same way Enjoy you stay.
Ender Wiggan H A V O C Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2009.09.16 00:04:00 - [58] This guy is a pretty sweet meta-troll. Where are the real goons? The ones in this thread seem to have met their match.
Mutnin Mutineers	Posted - 2009.09.16 00:18:00 - [59] Originally by: Ender Wiggan This guy is a pretty sweet meta-troll. Where are the real goons? The ones in this thread seem to have met their match. They are not allowed to post anywhere but CAOD, otherwise they get taken out of FourmSwarm, fined 100mil isk and sent to ICe mine in rifters for a week.
Panzram GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 01:27:00 - [60] wait...we have lackeys? why am i always the last one to know...
Roastedpot Blutkinder	Posted - 2009.09.16 01:54:00 - [61] i want a lackey!
Ahistaja GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 02:03:00 - [62] Originally by: Tesal *edit One more thing. You just got served. i dunno, i think goons have a better words to tears ratio itt than you but enjoy your masturbatory diatribe, i'm sure it's the biggest self-esteem booster you've got going for you right now
Aperion Madante GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 02:19:00 - [63] Quote: Devilish Ledoux, you got no game bro. Word! Self respect bro. Get some. 909 represent itt~ metal mulisha rules brah
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 03:45:00 - [64] Originally by: Ahistaja Originally by: Tesal edit One more thing. You just got served. i dunno, i think goons have a better words to tears ratio itt than you but enjoy your masturbatory diatribe, i'm sure it's the biggest self-esteem booster you've got going for you right now I do not touch myself when I think of Goons, rather I feel like I am going to hurl. Give me the war that you promised to wage. You claim Jihad, I call bull***. Burn my tower down fools. also... I will kill you.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.16 04:44:00 - [65] Edited by: Lag Generator on 16/09/2009 05:06:09 Originally by: Tesal I do not touch myself when I think of Goons, rather I feel like I am going to hurl. Give me the war that you promised to wage. You claim Jihad, I call bull**. Burn my tower down fools. Your **ty altcorp isn't even wardecced, fool. Either pay me 300 million or wardec us yourself.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 05:09:00 - [66] Originally by: Lag Generator Edited by: Lag Generator on 16/09/2009 05:06:09 Originally by: Tesal I do not touch myself when I think of Goons, rather I feel like I am going to hurl. Give me the war that you promised to wage. You claim Jihad, I call bull**. Burn my tower down fools. Your **ty altcorp isn't even wardecced, fool. Either pay me 300 million or wardec us yourself. I would say it has already served its purpose. It shows that when you are confronted, you melt into a puddle of aspie drool. also... I will kill you.
BiaXia Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 06:05:00 - [67] Originally by: Tesal I mocked you in local. You did nothing. Oh god, you mocked us. Never before in the history of eve has anyone ever done such a thing. I guess we should defend our pristine reputation as an honourable and prideful organization.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.16 06:45:00 - [68] Either cough up the money or wardec us.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 06:56:00 - [69] Edited by: Tesal on 16/09/2009 07:03:06 Originally by: BiaXia Originally by: Tesal I mocked you in local. You did nothing. Oh god, you mocked us. Never before in the history of eve has anyone ever done such a thing. I guess we should defend our pristine reputation as an honourable and prideful organization. If, as you say, you have honor and pride, then you ought to deliver on the promise Karttoon made. Jatate remains "uncleansed". Finish it. edit Originally by:* Lag Generator Either cough up the money or wardec us. You are the ones who promised to destroy me. These were the words spoken by your false prophet Kartton. I take you at your word that you will kill my tower in Jatate, as you have threatened, but so far, failed to do. It was proclaimed by your leader Karttoon with great fanfare. I have placed my tower in order to make you live up to your own pathetic vow to destroy all towers in Jatate. It is your holy duty to kill my tower if you believe in this false religion. I will not pay you for this, this is your pathetic failure of a Jihad, it is my preference to watch you fail should you decide not to act. also... I will kill you.
Loriana Oreless	Posted - 2009.09.16 07:02:00 - [70] Oh snap!
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.16 07:16:00 - [71] u mad? besides we already killed the pos at 2-1.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 07:31:00 - [72] Originally by: Lag Generator u mad? besides we already killed the pos at 2-1. That is where my POS stood during the height of the invasion of that system, that is where it stands today, and that is where it will stand tomorrow. You make every excuse not to attack it. Members of your alliance questioned my determination to oppose you, they claimed they would outfight me and outlast me and destroy every tower I put up. This hypocrisy is rooted in your abject failure to live up to your own declaration of a Jihad and your threats of destruction which remain unfulfilled. u mad? I think you are. also... I will kill you.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.16 07:53:00 - [73] The original tower belonging to COOLN is long dead. Sorry if we're not paying any attention to your two-bit alt corp. If you really want your tower dead, then you need to either a) get in line, b) pay me 300m, or c) wardec Goonswarm.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 08:46:00 - [74] Originally by: Lag Generator The original tower belonging to COOLN is long dead. Sorry if we're not paying any attention to your two-bit alt corp. If you really want your tower dead, then you need to either a) get in line, b) pay me 300m, or c) wardec Goonswarm. Every corp in empire is a "2 bit corp" according to you clowns. The entire point of me putting up a POS is to point out both the stupidity, and futility of what you are doing, and what a worthless venture it is. Its not even humorous in the slightest. Its simply pathetic. There is no other word for it. Originally by: Devilish Ledoux Would you care to wager which one of us will get tired or run out of money first? That comment was directed at me. I got my POS, I called you out, I am taking you up on your proposal. One person against Goonswarm. Now bring it fools. If you don't act, I have my answer, you lose. My this is fun. also... I will kill you.
Ospie Core Impulse	Posted - 2009.09.16 08:48:00 - [75] A pretty lackluster showing by the goons, props to Tesal
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.16 08:56:00 - [76] Originally by: Ospie A pretty lackluster showing by the goons, props to Tesal confirming that goons have now been reduced to a rating of 3/10 megafonzies
Loriana Oreless	Posted - 2009.09.16 09:07:00 - [77] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant Originally by: Ospie A pretty lackluster showing by the goons, props to Tesal confirming that goons have now been reduced to a rating of 3/10 megafonzies Why did the rating go up?? Hereby adjusting it back to 1/10 (1 due to still being around).
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.16 09:36:00 - [78] Originally by: Tesal Every corp in empire is a "2 bit corp" according to you clowns. So why should we single your out of the thousands? If you want to get your pos killed and shoot goons with tower guns, then either make it my while or at least have the common decency of wardeccing us. Desperate forum smack just isn't enough, try as you might. Give me 300 million or a wardec, and I PROMISE that goons will kill your pos.
Caliginous Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2009.09.16 10:08:00 - [79] Edited by: Caliginous on 16/09/2009 10:13:02 Originally by: Tesal Every corp in empire is a "2 bit corp". Thank you for summing things up nicely.
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.16 11:27:00 - [80] 1 against all. this feels like a tarp but that could be my paranoid side invading me. Looks like Goons have furry balls instead of steel. Yeah, its getting pathetic now....for the little goon p.s: no cap letter for goon. they dont deserve it in here
Nicole KholdStare Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2009.09.16 11:41:00 - [81] What's the matter Goons? Chicken? Sure seems like it...
Momma Eater	Posted - 2009.09.16 11:44:00 - [82] Goons are gankers and fourm bandits ...they have been called out in public and they dont show up to fight. this guy here is asking you all out to fight him..tells you where he is at. and yet all you all do is smack talk him in the fourms. for a simple minner like me who don't understand the fighting side of the game its funny.....GOON SWARM.....more like GOON POSERS...lol
Bambie	Posted - 2009.09.16 12:37:00 - [83] Goons are a bunch of bandits alright! Bum Bandits! :-P
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.16 13:23:00 - [84] Originally by: Momma Eater Goons are gankers and fourm bandits ...they have been called out in public and they dont show up to fight. this guy here is asking you all out to fight him..tells you where he is at. and yet all you all do is smack talk him in the fourms. for a simple minner like me who don't understand the fighting side of the game its funny.....GOON SWARM.....more like GOON POSERS...lol I'm not on goon's side but I presume that they don't find that destroying a POS is not worth enough their time I guess. but yeah, I really guess they lack balls or something. a wardec is cheaper than a destroying a pos.
Lindsay Logan	Posted - 2009.09.16 13:27:00 - [85] Originally by: Sky Princess Towers come and towers go. Goons come and goons go. I am not impressed. This really. Goons are geting bored on the nap train in 0.0 perhaps? Or maby just becuse they felt like nuking some hig sec folks? I don't really care that much about it. If anything, I suspect goons will have more fun reading this thread then not reading it
Kage Toshimado Gallente The Logistical Nightmare Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.09.16 13:39:00 - [86] Keet it going Tesal! To C&P: I'm really starting to like this guy.
Valixithor Caldari The Protei	Posted - 2009.09.16 13:51:00 - [87] Originally by: Kage Toshimado Keet it going Tesal! To C&P: I'm really starting to like this guy. Everyone loves an underdog. The question is, if enough people support him, is it possible EVE's population could band together and rebel against the goons, ultimately leading to their destruction. Goons are powerful, no doubt about it, but if 4-5 of the bigger alliances got together, as well as the general none 0.0 population, they could crush goons in a small amount of time. I'm talking 10k people here. That would be one hell of a war / battle. Originally by: Yoravian If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
Lady Karma	Posted - 2009.09.16 13:58:00 - [88] Originally by: Valixithor Goons are powerful, no doubt about it, but if 4-5 of the bigger alliances got together, as well as the general none 0.0 population, they could crush goons in a small amount of time. I'm talking 10k people here. That would be one hell of a war / battle. You mean like EXE, Atlas, -A-, Kenzoku, Skunk Works, Sys Chaos etc That went well.
SetrakDark	Posted - 2009.09.16 14:00:00 - [89] goon tears are the most delicious of them all nom nom nom nom
Emily Spankratchet Minmatar Pragmatics	Posted - 2009.09.16 14:26:00 - [90] Originally by: Lag Generator Either cough up the money or wardec us. I've got 17 million, can I help? So you've declared a jihad to cleanse Jatate of POS towers but only the ones that don't look like they'd be a pain in the arse to destroy? Good going, Goons.
Maximus Trollus	Posted - 2009.09.16 14:32:00 - [91] Originally by: Lady Karma Originally by: Valixithor Goons are powerful, no doubt about it, but if 4-5 of the bigger alliances got together, as well as the general none 0.0 population, they could crush goons in a small amount of time. I'm talking 10k people here. That would be one hell of a war / battle. You mean like EXE, Atlas, -A-, Kenzoku, Skunk Works, Sys Chaos etc That went well. CAOD ------------> that way
Valixithor Caldari The Protei	Posted - 2009.09.16 14:40:00 - [92] Edited by: Valixithor on 16/09/2009 14:40:03 Edit - nevermind Originally by: Yoravian If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
Rotnac Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:00:00 - [93] Originally by: Lady Karma Originally by: Valixithor Goons are powerful, no doubt about it, but if 4-5 of the bigger alliances got together, as well as the general none 0.0 population, they could crush goons in a small amount of time. I'm talking 10k people here. That would be one hell of a war / battle. You mean like EXE, Atlas, -A-, Kenzoku, Skunk Works, Sys Chaos etc That went well. Yeah, its pretty funny when people say we've got no enemies at all. I sure laugh.
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:02:00 - [94] Originally by: Lag Generator So why should we single your out of the thousands? Goon should single him out to show that you are not impotent jerks who can't follow through on your threats. Originally by: Lag Generator If you want to get your pos killed and shoot goons with tower guns, then either make it my while or at least have the common decency of wardeccing us. Desperate forum smack just isn't enough, try as you might. Give me 300 million or a wardec, and I PROMISE that goons will kill your pos. It seems to me that a real-world equivalent to this would be: "Be aware all free, capitalist countries that we have declared holy war against you. Unfortunately, we don't have the resources to wage this war. Will you please either give us some money so we may attack you, or make it so there will be no retalliaion if we do?"
Deth Becomesyou	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:13:00 - [95] OP - uh.. you don't understand do you? Search youtube for Goonswarm - Recruitment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F4Rx3hkWys) This entire post feeds the swarm...
Kate Yeats Caldari Stand and Deliver	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:14:00 - [96] Originally by: Morainee It seems to me that a real-world equivalent to this would be: "Be aware all free, capitalist countries that we have declared holy war against you. Unfortunately, we don't have the resources to wage this war. Will you please either give us some money so we may attack you, or make it so there will be no retalliaion if we do?" Confirming that following Goon's example, a Taliban Telethon will be part of NBC's fall lineup.
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:16:00 - [97] Goons are very right by asking for wardec fee or 300 mills. If the OP wants a fight so badly, he/she should cough up. It really is that simple. Put your isk where your mouth is :)
Valixithor Caldari The Protei	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:23:00 - [98] Originally by: Ran Khanon Goons are very right by asking for wardec fee or 300 mills. If the OP wants a fight so badly, he/she should cough up. It really is that simple. Put your isk where your mouth is :) OP doesn't want to fight. He wants to prove Goons don't follow through on their whole 'religion' thing as well as proving their campaign is pointless. Originally by: Yoravian If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
Kva Plexcha	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:27:00 - [99] Originally by: Ran Khanon Goons are very right by asking for wardec fee or 300 mills. If the OP wants a fight so badly, he/she should cough up. It really is that simple. Put your isk where your mouth is :) IIRC wasnt it goons that opened their mouths first and said all "infidel" POS in this system will be destroyed? Weren't they the ones who made this dare to anyone ... and now someone has, and they dont't back up their word. BTW I fully realize their attitude is this thread is amusing to them, why should they bother, yadda, yadda, yadda ... but they are very effectively beng made to look worse, if possible.
Valixithor Caldari The Protei	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:30:00 - [100] Edited by: Valixithor on 16/09/2009 15:32:13 Edited by: Valixithor on 16/09/2009 15:30:38 Originally by: Kva Plexcha Originally by: Ran Khanon Goons are very right by asking for wardec fee or 300 mills. If the OP wants a fight so badly, he/she should cough up. It really is that simple. Put your isk where your mouth is :) IIRC wasnt it goons that opened their mouths first and said all "infidel" POS in this system will be destroyed? Weren't they the ones who made this dare to anyone ... and now someone has, and they dont't back up their word. BTW I fully realize their attitude is this thread is amusing to them, why should they bother, yadda, yadda, yadda ... but they are very effectively beng made to look worse, if possible. Yeah effectively the short short version is as follows Goons : We will kill your towers!! Tesal : OK then, come kill mine! Goons : Er, you make the first move then. Tesal : LOL Forum Community 1 : Ooooh Forum Community 2 : snicker Originally by: Yoravian If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:33:00 - [101] Originally by: Valixithor Originally by: Ran Khanon Goons are very right by asking for wardec fee or 300 mills. If the OP wants a fight so badly, he/she should cough up. It really is that simple. Put your isk where your mouth is :) OP doesn't want to fight. He wants to prove Goons don't follow through on their whole 'religion' thing as well as proving their campaign is pointless. Well, like they already stated, he'd have to stand in line then. When I siege my local church by screaming "GO ON AND TRY TO CONVERT MEH YOU RELIGIOUS FREAKS!" through a megaphone with a copy of Origin of Species under my arm, I don't expect them to come out and hand me salvation on a silver platter either :)
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:40:00 - [102] Originally by: Valixithor Everyone loves an underdog. The question is, if enough people support him, is it possible EVE's population could band together and rebel against the goons, ultimately leading to their destruction. Goons are powerful, no doubt about it, but if 4-5 of the bigger alliances got together, as well as the general none 0.0 population, they could crush goons in a small amount of time. I'm talking 10k people here. That would be one hell of a war / battle. I don't expect a rebellion. I expect to die. I expect to die horribly. So far I have been disappointed. I live on, so I post on, and Goons will listen to the shame and humiliation that I will dish out to them. The Goon King Kong cannot seem to kill my little tower. Karttoon, chimpanzee overlord of memes, king of the nap monkeys, you are losing this war. It may be lost already because the Goon public is giving up hope, and they are bored stiff. There are some who say you should not send additional troops into empire because it is a quagmire, that POS warfare sucks ass, that you should declare victory and get out. They are right Goons, it is a quagmire. No matter how long you stay, or how many towers you kill, you will never win. You can't even clear Jatate of one single tower. Kill my POS. This taunt will haunt you. also... I will kill you.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:44:00 - [103] Confirming there is nothing left in this thread but the mighty warrior steel balls of the OP and the ruffled feathers of a few clucking goons. I for one welcome our new Empire overlord.
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:48:00 - [104] Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 15:54:34 Originally by: Ran Khanon Edited by: Ran Khanon on 16/09/2009 15:39:15 Originally by: Valixithor Originally by: Ran Khanon Goons are very right by asking for wardec fee or 300 mills. If the OP wants a fight so badly, he/she should cough up. It really is that simple. Put your isk where your mouth is :) OP doesn't want to fight. He wants to prove Goons don't follow through on their whole 'religion' thing as well as proving their campaign is pointless. Well, like they already stated, he'd have to stand in line then. When I siege my local church by screaming "GO ON AND TRY TO CONVERT MEH YOU RELIGIOUS FREAKS!" through a megaphone with a copy of Origin of Species under my arm, I don't expect them to come out and hand me salvation on a silver platter either :) Edit: I can be damn sure that they'll be knocking on my door a few weeks later, sporting shiny booklets and such but according to their own plan. That's a bull-s**t comparison, and it shows you have no valid argument. The church hasn't threatened to wage war and kill non-believers. Goon did threaten a war, and stated they would destroy all towers in the region. Goon made the first move - an unprovoked, unsolicited threat. It now appears they can't follow-thourhg on the threat. Their threat wasn't "We will destroy all towers if you give us $300 million or wardec us". Their threat was "We will destroy all towers. Period." Bottom line - they can't follow through with their promised threat. And they're now saying it's the fault of their intended victim that they can't follow-though. It's Goon's blatant bragging that is now making them look like idiots. Perhaps Kharttoon (sp?) shouldn't have worded with initial threat the way her did.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:51:00 - [105] Originally by: Morainee that is now making them look like idiots. have you been living under a rock - or maybe a coad filter on your browser?
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:54:00 - [106] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant Originally by: Morainee that is now making them look like idiots. have you been living under a rock - or maybe a coad filter on your browser? My bad. I should have said... "that is once again making them look like idiots"
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.16 15:57:00 - [107] Edited by: Ran Khanon on 16/09/2009 15:59:00 Originally by: Morainee Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 15:49:35 Originally by: Ran Khanon Edited by: Ran Khanon on 16/09/2009 15:39:15 Originally by: Valixithor Originally by: Ran Khanon Goons are very right by asking for wardec fee or 300 mills. If the OP wants a fight so badly, he/she should cough up. It really is that simple. Put your isk where your mouth is :) OP doesn't want to fight. He wants to prove Goons don't follow through on their whole 'religion' thing as well as proving their campaign is pointless. Well, like they already stated, he'd have to stand in line then. When I siege my local church by screaming "GO ON AND TRY TO CONVERT MEH YOU RELIGIOUS FREAKS!" through a megaphone with a copy of Origin of Species under my arm, I don't expect them to come out and hand me salvation on a silver platter either :) Edit: I can be damn sure that they'll be knocking on my door a few weeks later, sporting shiny booklets and such but according to their own plan. That's a bull-s*t comparison, and it shows you have no valid argument. The church hasn't threatened to wage war and kill non-believers. Goon did threaten to the war, and stated they would destroy all towers in the region. Goon made an unprovoked, unsolicited treat. It now appears they can't follow-thourhg on the threat. Their threat wasn't "We will destroy all towers if you give us $300 million or wardec us". Their threat was "We will destroy all towers. Period." Bottom line - they can't follow through with their promised threat. And they're now saying it's the fault of their intended victim that they can't follow-though. It's Goon's blatant bragging that is now making them look like idiots. Perhas Khartoon (sp?) shouldn't have worded with initial threat the way her did. The church I was referring to promised to try and convert everyone to their one true fate, more or less. The comparison stands. Anyway, who knows what is coming to the OP and his POS in the coming weeks? Should the Goons give him instant gratification? If I were them I'd wait a few days, a week maybe, and then waltz over that tower on their own accord, and without giving the impression that they act to the wiles of every forum upstart. I have come to understand that they are pretty good in not giving a sht, and it shows.
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.16 16:13:00 - [108] Originally by: Ran Khanon Should the Goons give him instant gratification? If I were them I'd wait a few days, a week maybe, and then waltz over that tower on their own accord, and without giving the impression that they act to the wiles of every forum upstart. I have come to understand that they are pretty good in not giving a sh*t, and it shows. I might agree, excpet for the fact that Goon said they'd be happy to destroy the POS right away if they were given $300M Isk or Wardecced. That seems to indicate that they do "act to the wiles of every forum upstart", but are unable to do so without assistance from their intended victim.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 16:14:00 - [109] Originally by: Ran Khanon ...Should the Goons give him instant gratification? If I were them I'd wait a few days, a week maybe, and then waltz over that tower on their own accord, and without giving the impression that they act to the wiles of every forum upstart. I have come to understand that they are pretty good in not giving a sh*t, and it shows. If they do not bring their war to me, I will force it on them. We shall be at war one way or another. Then they will have to eat their words, wallow in their own humiliation AND kill my tower in a stupid and pointless Empire Op. Declaring war on me, is the least painful of their options. also... I will kill you.
Fumen Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.09.16 16:28:00 - [110] Originally by: Ran Khanon Edited by: Ran Khanon on 16/09/2009 15:59:00 I have come to understand that they are pretty good in not giving a sh*t, and it shows. No, people always care even if that caring is only shown in their own anti-social, emotionally disjointed way. If they didn't care, they wouldn't have even bothered posting. I know that deep down inside we all care!
Human Behavior	Posted - 2009.09.16 16:36:00 - [111] A sadist and a masochist are in a jail cell together. The masochist is like , "Please hurt me! Please torture me! " The sadist is like, "No I won't! "
uiuiui	Posted - 2009.09.16 17:04:00 - [112] last night i counted 6 forcefields in jatate. whats up with them?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 17:07:00 - [113] Originally by: Lag Generator Originally by: Tesal Every corp in empire is a "2 bit corp" according to you clowns. So why should we single your out of the thousands? If you want to get your pos killed and shoot goons with tower guns, then either make it my while or at least have the common decency of wardeccing us. Desperate forum smack just isn't enough, try as you might. Give me 300 million or a wardec, and I PROMISE that goons will kill your pos. Quoting for posterity. also... I will kill you.
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.09.16 17:09:00 - [114] Originally by: Lag Generator Your **ty altcorp isn't even wardecced, fool. Either pay me 300 million or wardec us yourself. It is apparent that the Goons must have run out of isk.** For all you goons reading this, please pass the hat around so that your Alliance will have enough isk to pay for your wardec's.
MoonsOverMyHammy	Posted - 2009.09.16 17:13:00 - [115] love it keep going Tesal
Fumen Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.09.16 17:15:00 - [116] Originally by: Fitz VonHeise Originally by: Lag Generator Your **ty altcorp isn't even wardecced, fool. Either pay me 300 million or wardec us yourself. It is apparent that the Goons must have run out of isk.** For all you goons reading this, please pass the hat around so that your Alliance will have enough isk to pay for your wardec's. I think the goons have been reverse scammed one too many times in the past few months. They're desperate for money.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 17:27:00 - [117] Originally by: Human Behavior A sadist and a masochist are in a jail cell together. The masochist is like , "Please hurt me! Please torture me! " The sadist is like, "No I won't! " Never stop posting...with alts. also... I will kill you.
Ninja Troll	Posted - 2009.09.16 17:30:00 - [118] Edited by: Ninja Troll on 16/09/2009 17:31:16 Originally by: Lag Generator Originally by: Tesal Every corp in empire is a "2 bit corp" according to you clowns. So why should we single your out of the thousands? If you want to get your pos killed and shoot goons with tower guns, then either make it my while or at least have the common decency of wardeccing us. Desperate forum smack just isn't enough, try as you might. Give me 300 million or a wardec, and I PROMISE that goons will kill your pos. Wow, four pages and still goonie-googoo's refuse to fight. So, are all challenges made to them have responses as pathetic as this?!? What if this was a challenge from another Borg alliance? Would you freaks sit around in dock saying to each other "no, you wardec us first................no, you wardec us!?" Thread recap: 1. goons go blabbering about how they are going to grief a bunch of empire players (again) 2. someone calls them on it 3. best response from goons has to do with whining and crying about "why should we pick your tower?" and "we're too poor to play EVE!" Now I gotta seal all that extra cheese-flavored popcorn I made for the anticipated battle royale and hope it stays fresh until someone with balls (and a backbone) makes a real challenge =[ edit: naughty filter
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 17:36:00 - [119] Keep fueling that pointless deathstar in Highsec. Truly now we know what it is to be owned.
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.16 17:37:00 - [120] goon too poor ? mwuahaha, dont make me laugh. Wait you did. I hate you
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:16:00 - [121] Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 18:20:00 Originally by: Vile rat Keep fueling that pointless deathstar in Highsec. Truly now we know what it is to be owned. Fact 1: On September 8, Goonswarm's "karttoon" posted that "The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroy." Fact 2: On September 15, Tesal put the Goons on notice. "I got a tower in Jatate 2-1 you need to blow up. Thats right boys. Blow it up. I will be mining with my hulk to that POS and will be defiling the space you claim as holy in your Jihad. That's right, you heard me, defiling your precious roids with a hulk unless you get your lasers on my tower. Karttoon you are a punk. Your Jihad is stupid. You are so bad you make Devilish Ledoux look good. Your religion is fake, and you are a bore." Fact 3: Af of September 16, after 4 pages of posts, Goon has not destroyed Tesal's tower. In fact, Goon has not even announced thier intention to do so. Instead, they have whined that they need assistance, in the form of ISK or a Wardec from Tesal, to be able to carry out their threat. Goon did not deliver on their threat, pure and simple. After such a grandiose show of making the threat, they are now acting like it is no big deal that they can't/won't/shouldn't have to follow-through. Perhaps Goon is plannig a massive retalitory strike. I hope so for their sake. Otherwise, Goon is nothing more than a group of impotent braggarts.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:18:00 - [122] Originally by: Vile rat Keep fueling that pointless deathstar in Highsec. Truly now we know what it is to be owned. Quoting for posterity. You actually are stupid enough to post in my thread. You were better off posting with an alt tbh. My tower has been very useful, it got you to post in this thread. Give in to your emo rage, kill my tower. Kill it. Burn it. Smash it. Break it. also... I spit on you. I spit on your alliance. I spit on your false religion I spit on your fake prophet karttoon. Truly now you know what it is to be owned. never stop posting...with alts.
B' Rad	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:26:00 - [123] Edited by: B'' Rad on 16/09/2009 18:26:39 So, to summarize... Originally by: Tesal I spit on you. I spit on your alliance. I spit on your false religion I spit on your fake prophet karttoon. Truly now you know what it is to be owned. Originally by: Kemisi Goon is nothing more than a group of impotent braggarts
Adderall Please GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:47:00 - [124] Originally by: Kemisi given $300M ISK or a Wardec? $300M in ISK is a lot of ISK.
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:58:00 - [125] Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 18:58:50 Originally by: Adderall Please Originally by: Kemisi given $300M ISK or a Wardec? $300M in ISK is a lot of ISK. So don't make the threat if you're not willing to follow through!!! ...regardless of your reason for not doing so. Your threat didn't say "we will destroy all towers if you pay us". Why did you make the threat, then?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:14:00 - [126] Originally by: Morainee Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 18:58:50 Originally by: Adderall Please Originally by: Kemisi given $300M ISK or a Wardec? $300M in ISK is a lot of ISK. So don't make the threat if you're not willing to follow through!!! ...regardless of your reason for not doing so. Your threat didn't say "we will destroy all towers if you pay us". Why did you make the threat, then? Because he wishes us to live in fear. If we live in fear we will bow before him. Die on your feet or live on your knees, these are the choices he would give you. I choose a third option, to spit in his face. never stop posting...with alts.
Solos Venir	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:20:00 - [127] Hi why would we want to shoot your tower again?
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:36:00 - [128] Originally by: Tesal My tower has been very useful, it got you to post in this thread. I like posting Quote: also... I spit on you. I spit on your alliance. I spit on your false religion I spit on your fake prophet karttoon. Truly now you know what it is to be owned. Ok great! Quote: *edit The viceroy of Goondongium has spoken. He has nothing to say except his wish to express his impotent rage towards the populace of Empire. You will fear him, damnit! He wishes to let you all know he will kill you, some time in the next several years, and you will all die. He will grief you Empire, like you have never been griefed before. Fantastic! Have fun!
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:39:00 - [129] Edited by: Tesal on 16/09/2009 19:41:56 Originally by: Solos Venir Hi why would we want to shoot your tower again? Because your leaders promised to destroy my tower as a part of their Jihad. I await its destruction. Edit Originally by:* Vile rat Originally by: Tesal My tower has been very useful, it got you to post in this thread. I like posting Quote: also... I spit on you. I spit on your alliance. I spit on your false religion I spit on your fake prophet karttoon. Truly now you know what it is to be owned. Ok great! Quote: edit The viceroy of Goondongium has spoken. He has nothing to say except his wish to express his impotent rage towards the populace of Empire. You will fear him, damnit! He wishes to let you all know he will kill you, some time in the next several years, and you will all die. He will grief you Empire, like you have never been griefed before. Fantastic! Have fun! Tesal 2 Vile Rat 0 never stop posting...with alts.*
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:51:00 - [130] You seem pretty dissapointed.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:55:00 - [131] Originally by: Vile rat You seem pretty dissapointed. You mean disappointed? Tesal 3 Vile rat 0 never stop posting...with alts.
JitaPriceChecker2	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:56:00 - [132] epic thread
Zixie Draco	Posted - 2009.09.16 20:03:00 - [133] feel good thread of the day award right here
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 20:03:00 - [134] Originally by: Tesal Originally by: Vile rat You seem pretty dissapointed. You mean disappointed? Tesal 3 Vile rat 0 Ok well anyhoo have fun and let me know how your tower works out!
Valixithor Caldari The Protei	Posted - 2009.09.16 20:03:00 - [135] Originally by: JitaPriceChecker2 epic thread QFE Next up : The Official Tesal Fan Club =D Originally by: Yoravian If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.16 20:41:00 - [136] Originally by: Valixithor Originally by: JitaPriceChecker2 epic thread QFE Next up : The Official Tesal Fan Club =D As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments. Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all.
Andrea Griffin	Posted - 2009.09.16 21:12:00 - [137] Originally by: AdmiralJohn As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments. Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all. Well, YOU are the one who is a member of the Unknown Bar and Pub! Perhaps you could provide refreshments to the club at a discounted rate? It would be an excellent business opportunity! If your catering services, which will be seen by a wide audience, are of good quality then think of the extra business you may receive from impressed club members!
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.09.16 21:18:00 - [138] Originally by: Vile rat Ok well anyhoo have fun and let me know how your tower works out! Actually Tesal I think what happened is after Goons got owned by a Corp in Jatate their guys are afraid to do any more POS hits. Since no one else wants to report what happened I will: Against David vs. Golliath like odds, some small independent corporations have decided to stand and fight rather than bend to the false Jihad declared by goonswarm alliance. While many corporations were desperately offlining and unanchoring their Research POSs in Jatate, one small 13 member corporation was anchoring additional guns and electronic warfare to their tower. Scoffing in the face of the 40 member Goonswarm fleet, they stood their ground and manned their starbase defenses. While most other POSs in the system were destroyed, stolen or reinforced with little to no opposition (except from Concord) this corporation stood and fought. 10 Goon shipwrecks littered the space around their moon as the goon fleet warped to find shelter in the prompt delivery station at moon 3-10 in jatate. Reports on local indicated that 6 goon battleships, 3 battlecruisers and a destroyer were destroyed before the goon fleet retreated. The goons representatives were proud of their losses exalting that their martyrdom would gain them 72 internet virgins each and that they had endless isk due to their own moon mining operations of rarity 64 moon minerals in their protected 0.0 space.
Adderall Please GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 21:55:00 - [139] Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon.
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.16 22:15:00 - [140] Originally by: Adderall Please Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon. See? Told yous gusy but you wuldnut litsen.
Yet Maria	Posted - 2009.09.16 22:42:00 - [141] Tesal we can give you ISK to help?
mcnuggetlol Amarr Via Crucis Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.16 22:42:00 - [142] This is the funniest thread I've read in a while. Thanks, Tesal! Keep fueling that POS for months to come!!
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.16 23:00:00 - [143] Originally by: Andrea Griffin Originally by: AdmiralJohn As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments. Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all. Well, YOU are the one who is a member of the Unknown Bar and Pub! Perhaps you could provide refreshments to the club at a discounted rate? It would be an excellent business opportunity! If your catering services, which will be seen by a wide audience, are of good quality then think of the extra business you may receive from impressed club members! 'This just in: The Unknown Bar and Pub, official sponsors of the Tesal Fan Club! "When life gives you Goons, squish them and turn them into frothy alcoholic beverages!(TM)"' Meh, needs work.
Valixithor Caldari The Protei	Posted - 2009.09.16 23:30:00 - [144] Originally by: AdmiralJohn Originally by: Andrea Griffin Originally by: AdmiralJohn As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments. Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all. Well, YOU are the one who is a member of the Unknown Bar and Pub! Perhaps you could provide refreshments to the club at a discounted rate? It would be an excellent business opportunity! If your catering services, which will be seen by a wide audience, are of good quality then think of the extra business you may receive from impressed club members! 'This just in: The Unknown Bar and Pub, official sponsors of the Tesal Fan Club! "When life gives you Goons, squish them and turn them into frothy alcoholic beverages!(TM)"' Meh, needs work. Are we taking donations so Tesal can put up a second tower? Originally by: Yoravian If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.16 23:42:00 - [145] Originally by: Valixithor Are we taking donations so Tesal can put up a second tower? Donations will be removed from the pockets of those who have passed out from excessive revelry; our ticker isn't "THUNK" for nothing, you know. I hear distilled Goon is some nasty stuff.
Ninja Troll	Posted - 2009.09.17 02:07:00 - [146] Originally by: Adderall Please Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon. [/open recently sealed cheese-flavored popcorn] Finally!
Ahistaja GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.17 02:16:00 - [147] Originally by: Valixithor OP doesn't want to fight. He wants to prove Goons don't follow through on their whole 'religion' thing as well as proving their campaign is pointless. you're more correct than you realize
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.17 03:33:00 - [148] Edited by: Morainee on 17/09/2009 03:35:02 Originally by: Adderall Please Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon. Originally by: Adderall Please Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon. Tesal has already stated that she expects to die (and die horribly). But IMHO, when and if her death at the hands of Goon does finally occur, it will be to late to "save face" or regain lost reputation. Goon presumably has more than enough resources to haven taken her tower out at will. They have already shown that they (take your pick of the following) are cowards, lack the needed resources, are not to be taken seriously, are incompetent, are impotent braggarts, are full of $h!t, have no self respect, have no honor, don't follow through on threats, need to learn to play, and/or have on over-flated sense of self-importance. Plus, they have an awful lot of Telsa's spit on their faces. No matter what happena to Telsa after this, no matter how horribly Goon kills her, she's won this battle as far as I (and apparently many others) am concerned.
buttesauce	Posted - 2009.09.17 04:00:00 - [149] i think they are winning the war by making you fuel a deathstar in empire because of something they said
Jarraard	Posted - 2009.09.17 04:05:00 - [150] Although I have to admit. I love what Tesal has done But I think what the goons are trying is not to blow up every single pos in the area but rather waste time and money of every single high sec pos owner in the area..
Mr Epeen	Posted - 2009.09.17 04:52:00 - [151] Tesal you give me wood every time you post Don't ever stop! Mr Epeen has spoken
Baillif Red Mist Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.17 05:51:00 - [152] Edited by: Baillif on 17/09/2009 05:53:11 So far Tesal is utter fail. Your homework assignment was to start a fight with a major 0.0 alliance and lose. This has not occurred. Durden is not pleased. On the flip side now we know the goon aspies really did surrender to the privateers
CJ Cregg	Posted - 2009.09.17 06:29:00 - [153] Originally by: Baillif Edited by: Baillif on 17/09/2009 05:53:11 So far Tesal is utter fail. Your homework assignment was to start a fight with a major 0.0 alliance and lose. This has not occurred. Durden is not pleased. On the flip side now we know the goon aspies really did surrender to the privateers How do you surrender to a wardec?
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.17 11:40:00 - [154] Originally by: Vile rat Originally by: Tesal Originally by: Vile rat You seem pretty dissapointed. You mean disappointed? Tesal 3 Vile rat 0 Ok well anyhoo have fun and let me know how your tower works out! Tesal 4 Vile rat 0
Valixithor Caldari The Protei	Posted - 2009.09.17 16:32:00 - [155] Yikes! This almost went to the second page!! Any update on the tower yet? Is it still up? Down? Reinforced? Found an interesting quote "But what plea have they that Allah should not punish them, when they keep out (men) from the sacred Mosque - and they are not its guardians? No men can be its guardians except the righteous; but most of them do not understand." Originally by: Yoravian If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.17 17:17:00 - [156] Originally by: Kydin Quote: Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon. -1 to goons for quoting an event where thousands of people died as fun Tesal 4 Goons -1
Damien Grammaticus	Posted - 2009.09.17 19:26:00 - [157] Originally by: B' Rad Why make the threat in the first place, and then turn around and say you're not going to do it unless you are given $300M ISK or a Wardec? Isn't this the sort of thing IEEE investigates?
Barakkus Caelestis Iudicium	Posted - 2009.09.17 20:05:00 - [158] Originally by: Damien Grammaticus Originally by: B' Rad Why make the threat in the first place, and then turn around and say you're not going to do it unless you are given $300M ISK or a Wardec? Isn't this the sort of thing IEEE investigates? I don't think Zedrik would waste his time on goons...he's a busy man...
Gavin DeVries	Posted - 2009.09.17 20:07:00 - [159] The IEEE usually investigates small corp CEOs who talk big but don't back it up. I don't think the poster asking for the money is a director in GoonSwarm, and if I understand correctly, only certain leaders in the alliance can issue wardecs. Goons often claim to be diplomats, recruitment officers, and such in order to scam, and that sounds like what the poster was trying. As I understand it, the tower at Jatate 2-1 was destroyed. Tesal has since thrown up a new tower there, and is asking (begging) for Goons to assault it. Who knows what will happen next? ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.09.17 20:15:00 - [160] Originally by: Barakkus Originally by: Damien Grammaticus Originally by: B' Rad Why make the threat in the first place, and then turn around and say you're not going to do it unless you are given $300M ISK or a Wardec? Isn't this the sort of thing IEEE investigates? I don't think Zedrik would waste his time on goons...he's a busy man... We here at the IEEE would love to investigate GoonSwarm. Unfortunately, we lack the resources to undertake such a large and what would probably end up being protracted investigation. Besides, everyone already knows that Goons are Awful (tm). But, being awful doesn't make them so incompetent that it needs to be highlit. They actually do a decent job of keeping their mob in line, training the guys they do acquire (Remember folks...if you want to join goonswarm, read this first.) I've done my part in this thread by offering popcorn, and ramping up the production. Not that I won't be reading. -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
CaptainMiller Minmatar Veldspar Mafia	Posted - 2009.09.17 21:02:00 - [161] Originally by: Lag Generator So why should we single your out of the thousands? Cause he is slapping you in the face with his ****.
Chocolate Dream Minmatar Black Lodge	Posted - 2009.09.17 22:35:00 - [162] Originally by: Gavin DeVries As I understand it, the tower at Jatate 2-1 was destroyed. Tesal has since thrown up a new tower there, and is asking (begging) for Goons to assault it. ^^^^ Also: Y'all know how to play this game, or just crap out misspelled words thinking they mean something?
Kyra Neve Caldari Nomadic Angels	Posted - 2009.09.17 22:41:00 - [163] Edited by: Kyra Neve on 17/09/2009 22:41:27 Originally by: Adderall Please So don't make the threat if you're not willing to follow through!!! MAX? Anyone?
Joe SMASH	Posted - 2009.09.17 22:57:00 - [164] Chribba is King of the Carebears, but Tesal has just become our Queen (and apparently our General in an upcoming carebear up-rising!). PS: What is status of the tower?
Baillif Red Mist Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.18 02:12:00 - [165] Edited by: Baillif on 18/09/2009 02:13:17 FYI Tesal is a dude That being said, he is still a queen
Darius Talon	Posted - 2009.09.18 06:47:00 - [166] Hey Goons!! I will make a good deal for you. If you give me 250 mil ISK, then I will take out any and all towers in the system. I await your transfer of funds to my account and will start immediately upon receiving said funds.
Poo Ka'hontas Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2009.09.18 08:02:00 - [167] Originally by: Darius Talon Hey Goons!! I will make a good deal for you. If you give me 250 mil ISK, then I will take out any and all towers in the system. I await your transfer of funds to my account and will start immediately upon receiving said funds. Havent you heard? Goons are to broke to even follow through on their own promises. I bet even The Late..^^ oh sorry... The Great Karttoon is licking Osama's hairy ass for more iskies as we speak..
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.18 08:30:00 - [168] Originally by: Chocolate Dream Originally by: Gavin DeVries As I understand it, the tower at Jatate 2-1 was destroyed. Tesal has since thrown up a new tower there, and is asking (begging) for Goons to assault it. ^^^^ Also: Y'all know how to play this game, or just crap out misspelled words thinking they mean something? Damage control detected drum roll Tesal 5 Goons -1
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.18 09:08:00 - [169] Confirming massive damage inflicted on goon e-reputation. Tesal 6 Goons -1
Ess Erbe Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.18 09:42:00 - [170] I will 1v1 your tower brt
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.18 10:14:00 - [171] Originally by: Lag Generator Confirming massive damage inflicted on goon e-reputation. Tesal 6 Goons -1 Tesal 6 Goons -2
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.18 14:11:00 - [172] lol - Nice wardec list Goons. At the rate of your wardecs are being retracted, it will be cheap as dirt to wardec you so you can kill my tower. Also, you don't have to leave empire, you can stay and run level 4 missions. It will be sweet, you can grind standings and stuff. Awesome. never stop posting...with alts.
Gavin DeVries	Posted - 2009.09.18 14:55:00 - [173] This is beginning to remind me of The Life And Times of Judge Roy Bean, with Tesal as Bad Bob. Bad Bob calls out Roy Bean ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.09.18 19:42:00 - [174] In looking at the Goons killboard for the time period this wardec was going on it appears that one corp was one of the major targets. However the Goons attacked repeatadly and were driven off again and again with losses. This could be another reason why they gave up. Here are the totals. Sons of Bente Armageddon - 9 Drake û 2 Raven û 2 Tempest û 2 Vigil û 1 Catalyst û 1 Exequator û 1 Harbringer û 1 Basilisk û 1 Mallor û 1 This is besides the fact the Privateers Alliance got into the act: http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/403666 http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/403665
Lazarann Gateway Industries House of Mercury	Posted - 2009.09.18 22:07:00 - [175] Epic. Tesal for president. ---------------- A million faces, each a million lies
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.18 22:59:00 - [176] Wardec inbound. Kill my POS Goons. You are out of excuses. never stop posting...with alts.
Tuvar Hiede Caldari Obsidian Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.18 23:15:00 - [177] Don't pop it, his carebear anger sustains me on my long work days toiling away at Verizon Wireless. Besides as soon as the 24 hour dec timer hit down comes the tower lol.
Nannageddon Farmer Killers United Corporations Against Macros	Posted - 2009.09.20 11:35:00 - [178] So, have they attacked it yet? Update please!
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.20 11:46:00 - [179] Originally by: Tesal Wardec inbound. Kill my POS Goons. You are out of excuses. Nice :) But there still is the 'let that wardec isk go wasted to really *** him off'* excuse which they can now say they baited you into by asking you for isk or dec. Still, that would make them look bad to others than the ordinary goon bash crew. I'm pretty curious about what will happen.
shortspecialbus GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.22 02:24:00 - [180] Originally by: Ran Khanon Originally by: Tesal Wardec inbound. Kill my POS Goons. You are out of excuses. Nice :) But there still is the 'let that wardec isk go wasted to really *** him off'* excuse which they can now say they baited you into by asking you for isk or dec. Still, that would make them look bad to others than the ordinary goon bash crew. I'm pretty curious about what will happen. We would hate to look bad to others.
McMinerski	Posted - 2009.09.24 02:13:00 - [181] Goons are simply JihadSwarming high sec caldari space because they are carebears on an epic proportion. They dont wish to pilot their jumpfrieghters all the way to Jita. The LOL in this is that Jita is only 9 jumps from Amarr. JihadSwarm is just an excuse for the people in it to use their prejudices in local, discuss their sick perversions to people who really dont care, and boost their egos. When I imagine the scale of this boost, I think of the Grinch who stole Christmas. Teeny Tiny Little Ego grows with warmth because they can finally engage someone without other alliances to aid them (Example: Delve War II, they couldnt do it alone). Suggestions to Goons: #1 Grow a pair and reclaim your name in 0.0 without begging for aid. #2 Take a shower everyday for the first time in 6 years. #3 Repeat steps 1 and 2 after every downtime. And last but not least, stop going afk in stations when a real threat comes around, you remind me of CVA when you do this. Mining is so much fun!!!
Ashinu Ta	Posted - 2009.10.04 06:02:00 - [182] Originally by: Morainee Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 16:16:04 Originally by: Ran Khanon Should the Goons give him instant gratification? If I were them I'd wait a few days, a week maybe, and then waltz over that tower on their own accord, and without giving the impression that they act to the wiles of every forum upstart. I might agree, excpet for the fact that Goon said they'd be happy to destroy the POS right away if they were given $300M Isk or Wardecced. That seems to indicate that they do "act to the wiles of every forum upstart", but are unable to do so without assistance from their intended victim. Anyways.... I'm just a nobody, and my opinion doesn't matter. All I really meant to do was give a supportive shout-out to Tesal and her great big balls of steel. Just like the real world, putting your money were your mouth is tends to expedite your wishes. Also I find that keeping an idiot in suspense can be quite entertaining.
Ashinu Ta	Posted - 2009.10.04 06:18:00 - [183] Originally by: Morainee Edited by: Morainee on 17/09/2009 03:37:51 They have already shown that they (take your pick of the following) are cowards, lack the needed resources, are not to be taken seriously, are incompetent, are impotent braggarts, are full of $h!t, have no self respect, have no honor, don't follow through on threats, need to learn to play, and/or have an over-inflated sense of self-importance. Plus, they have an awful lot of Telsa's spit on their faces. Hey! Who gave you a copy of Goonswarm recruitment requirements? I smell a spy!
Rock urSocksoff The Hull Miners Union Gentlemen's Club	Posted - 2009.10.04 06:33:00 - [184] How have I never noticed this thread before now?
Dumb Jerk	Posted - 2009.10.05 14:23:00 - [185] Originally by: Baillif FYI Tesal is a dude That being said, he is still a queen If anyone would know, it'd be you Baillif--Empress of the Flaming Nelly Queens. You should start looking over your shoulder. You've made new enemies.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.10.05 18:20:00 - [186] Originally by: Rock urSocksoff How have I never noticed this thread before now? There is a follow up thread but it got locked due to Goonie emo rage. Enjoy. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose.
Dakius	Posted - 2009.10.06 00:29:00 - [187] Several pages of goon fail. Shame on you goons, not worth 0.01 isk anymore.

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