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Alhambra Trellane
Imperium Forces
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Posted - 2009.09.22 19:38:00 -
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goon n. Slang
1. A thug hired to intimidate or harm opponents.
2. A stupid or oafish person.
I'm going to posit that at this point the term is not being used correctly. I'm going to further point out that the Goon non-pew response makes me look for another term that might perhaps more closely match the goon response.
Quote:
bun+ny (bn) n. pl. bun+nies
A rabbit, especially a young one.
"Goonswarm" shall be henceforth called "Bunnyswarm" my me, as that's about the level of threat they've shown to the OP and his tower.
Oh, and: Quote:
its like watching a terrier corner a rottweiler; the rott has a look on its face like WTF IS THIS THING??!!
This. 
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Hrin
Merch Industrial
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.22 19:58:00 -
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Edited by: Hrin on 22/09/2009 19:58:49
Originally by: Tesal
Edited by: Tesal on 22/09/2009 19:12:26
Originally by: War Kitten
Thread needs less cowbell. Seriously Tesal, quit ringing that thing.
Either you've hit on a very good way to defend your POS from the Goons by daring them to come get you, or they've already hit on the best way to keep riling you up by ignoring your dare but posting in your thread.
Either way - meh.
Holy crap, an alt post. I better think of something quick.
Its not about my tower, I could care less about my tower, its about showing that the Goon Jihad is a stupid and worthless operation, and by extension, their alliance is also worthless and stupid. I am not even targeting Goons with my message, I am targeting everyone but Goons. Its about the perceived threat from Goons. The next time Goons say, I will kill you, people will laugh at them and spit in their face and tell them to go ahead and kill them and to **** off and then laugh some more. They might die, they might no, but it won't matter. Goons enjoy their image as evil overlord far too much, they structure their wars in order to wreck the fun of others, this is how they achieve victory and play the game that they play.
When it comes down to it, Goons are very thin skinned and sensitive to criticism. They pretend they are not, and put up an e-facade of ultra coolness, but you can feel the rage and frustration underneath their words. They can give it out, but can't stand it when they themselves are criticized. They are helpless on defense as a result, they can deliver short little one liners, but they can't seem to defend themselves otherwise.
Perhaps what I have done is not much, but its enough to annoy director Goons into alt posting in my thread so I can make a fool of them and their Jihad. The idea, that my little tower can block an alliance like Goonswarm is hilarious. They opened themselves up wide for this one. They brought this on themselves.
Poor little chimp children of Delve, they are the biggest whiners in the game, and also the biggest idiots. Their Jihad is pathetic and weak.
So Goons...
Kill my tower. But know this, I have already achieved victory over your pathetic alliance in every way that really matters.
*edit
Goons, I shall BBQ your trolls on the flames of your own idiocy.
Never stop posting never stop editing
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Dramaticus
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.22 20:37:00 -
[123]
i die
Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan |
Cronic Shillbilly
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Posted - 2009.09.22 21:57:00 -
[124]
she is making *******s out of all of you
here to kick every troll I see
I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Tesal |
Ahistaja
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.22 22:08:00 -
[125]
i wonder how many of these faceless altposters belong to the op
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.09.22 22:10:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Vile rat
Is it dead yet?
What are you referring to? My tower, or your Jihad, or your career as a diplomat where you are supposed to stand and represent Goons. Come to Jatate for answers Goon. You will not find virgins here though when you die. You will see them when you are podded back to Delve. They are aspie virgins, disgusting basement dwellers.
And this is what they will say.
fofofofofofofofofofofofofofoofofofofof
And you will roll your eyes and say. What the hell am I doing here.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
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Pandemonium Heresy
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.09.22 22:25:00 -
[127]
This thread is stupid.
Quote:
A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective. -Sun-tzu
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Rotnac
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.22 22:28:00 -
[128]
fofofofofofofofofofofofofoofofo
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.09.22 22:45:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Rotnac
fofofofofofofofofofofofofoofofo
*****...activate translation machine...*****
I think you were a bit harsh on Hrin, but he is Merch Industrial so who gives a ****.
Well the Goon speaks. How marvelous. Now come to Jatate and kill my tower.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
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Butcher Bien
The Mucking Fuppets
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Posted - 2009.09.23 00:41:00 -
[130]
Edited by: Butcher Bien on 23/09/2009 00:41:47
I love the goons in this thread. Some trying to play it off as nbd, others saying lol it cost you 250M and some pos fuels and, others are whining memes that they think will make them look cool. You guys are tired.
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Kybernis
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.23 01:03:00 -
[131]
When The Mittani starts writing propaganda pieces about this war, I hope I get mentioned in a cameo.
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Anlarna VonCarstein
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Posted - 2009.09.23 01:32:00 -
[132]
I wonder if the op has realized that this post and constant editing and bravado has made people appreciate goons more, its worked for me...and is anyone keeping counts on how many edits this guy has made?
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.09.23 02:02:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Anlarna VonCarstein
I wonder if the op has realized that this post and constant editing and bravado has made people appreciate goons more, its worked for me...and is anyone keeping counts on how many edits this guy has made?
I do what amuses me.
If you don't like this thread, or my posting style, stop reading it.
Also, go join Goons. They are recruiting now. They have many recruiting officers all over empire and will be happy to help you join for a small fee I imagine.
Sad. Just sad.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
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Cronic Shillbilly
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Posted - 2009.09.23 02:36:00 -
[134]
she called you Goons out for a fight
you all trembled from your fright
she mocked your jihad with her call
come to me, make my tower fall
some Goons posted talked some smack
but never any word of an attack
makes one wonder about the Goon Swarm Fleet
why are they just sitting there beating their meat
the truly powerful would never back down
they would show up in force and shut up this clown
they don't mind bullying in game
but in this case it aint the same
so write on Tesal ur words bring joy to this hoser
its plain to see Kartoons a poser
here to kick every troll I see
I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Tesal |
AMAGADLOOK I'MPOSTING
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.09.23 02:36:00 -
[135]
I hereby declare war on everyone who declares war on fine upstanding citizens of the G00nsw@rm collective. It sickens me to see that the crusaders of G00nsw@rm are being dragged through all of this and no one stands up to protect them. I SALUTE YOU G00NSW@RM, BRAVE SOLDIERS OF PEACE!
Also, IWIN 100 !NT3RN3T5 for every post. |
Tesal
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Posted - 2009.09.23 02:48:00 -
[136]
Originally by: AMAGADLOOK I'MPOSTING
I hereby declare war on everyone who declares war on fine upstanding citizens of the G00nsw@rm collective. It sickens me to see that the crusaders of G00nsw@rm are being dragged through all of this and no one stands up to protect them. I SALUTE YOU G00NSW@RM, BRAVE SOLDIERS OF PEACE!
The first actual defense of the Jihad in this thread, except it confuses it with a crusade.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
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Caligon
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Posted - 2009.09.23 02:50:00 -
[137]
Boring; -1.
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AMAGADLOOK I'MPOSTING
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.09.23 02:56:00 -
[138]
The jihad is sort of a crusade... only the other way around... something like that... I dunno... LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
Also, IWIN 100 !NT3RN3T5 for every post. |
Nidhiesk
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Posted - 2009.09.23 03:09:00 -
[139]
Tesal you have to know that if its not Goonswarm that will invade everyone's pixel, somebody else will take its place. Its always been like that.
But continue, it amuses me too lol.
weird to see Goonswarm with no defense. And when you get wardec does it cost you 250m for fuel and all that crap. Come on is that what Goon can come up with ?
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Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy
Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.23 05:58:00 -
[140]
Quote:
but i gotta admit, they are growing on me in all sorts of weird ways
ewww 
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Kalpaks II
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Posted - 2009.09.23 06:37:00 -
[141]
Tesal - i will give you 10 mils each week to keep the postings and war going
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Kalpaks II
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Posted - 2009.09.23 06:59:00 -
[142]
first 10 mils sent 
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:02:00 -
[143]
Who can blame the Goon's? They just do what theire big idol, Osama Bin Laden has done.
RL:
You have a rich Camelhumper in a desert somewhere in who-gives-a-crap-where-it-is-land waving his butt****-finger at the west and shouting: Silence infidels, i kill you. And then proclaims he will attack and destroy us due to his religion and believes.
Then when the polite americans show up to take the sheetd****d selfproclaimed assmonkey Mr Laden on his word... what is he does? He runs away and hide in a cage.
So i guess it's getting rather crowded and tight in those caves now, with Laden, Kartoon and his 5000 Goons. But knowing Jihadist right they are all probably butt****ing each other wilst shouting foul language at the west.
So you see... Goons does what they do best. Hide! (and butt**** each other).
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:06:00 -
[144]
Americans may need to drink their own breast milk, get their **** stolen by TSA officials, and get fined $5000 for uttering the word "bomb" if they want to fly a plane 8 years later. Inciting such fear and fear-based oppression is a pretty good deal if you ask me.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:50:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Lag Generator
Americans may need to drink their own breast milk, get their **** stolen by TSA officials, and get fined $5000 for uttering the word "bomb" if they want to fly a plane 8 years later. Inciting such fear and fear-based oppression is a pretty good deal if you ask me.
Yes, its about fear, and fear based oppression. Which is the point of your Jihad, with fear you can accomplish much more than with bullets. With enough fear, your enemies crumble at the mere sight of you. It is also why you fail. You have made threats which you did not deliver on fool. And now I mock you and spit on you from my perch in Jatate. I turn fear into derisive laughter and skewer you with satire. Some now, will suffer your worst assaults just so they can laugh at you to your face. This will make your wars more difficult, and more expensive, and make people more willing to stand up to you. You will have to work harder to accomplish the same goals, and many Goons will die in battles you would not otherwise have had to fight. This is the price of failure in your Jihad. Your failure has brought pain and suffering upon all Goons. The stupidity of your leader, Karttoon, knows no bounds. Your own words betray you and your cause fool. There can be no worse failure for a large 0.0 power than to lose a fight in Empire. You have no excuse large enough to cover your shame in this.
Kill my tower Goon. Kill it and despair at your own stupidity.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:59:00 -
[146]
yeah keep doing what you're doing :)
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.09.23 08:12:00 -
[147]
Originally by: Lag Generator
yeah keep doing what you're doing :)
And you keep doing what you are doing, which is failing, and also being a fool. You choose POS warfare in Empire, and the system of Jatate as the place from which you would strike fear into the hearts of many. That is a plan only a crazed idiot would pick. POS warfare does not strike fear into people's hearts, some in your own alliance would rather gouge out their own eyes than sit through yet another POS siege. And to make matters even worse for you, your dreads will not help you here, so your massive moon gold advantage is significantly diminished. Is it any surprise what has resulted? Now look at you! You are being lectured to by "pubbies" and laughed at by "2 bit" corporations.
Pathetic.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
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Karan SaJet
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Posted - 2009.09.23 08:14:00 -
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Hint 1, goons power is the blob, if they cant use it they suck
Hint 2 they cant do much in high sec since they cant use caps and if ur pos has guns it would be hard to take down
Hint 4 if any 1 volunteers to join ur corp dont let them, they might be a goon alt that want to kill the tower bypassing protection.
Summary Goons suck its true, cant wait till dominion comes.
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Cronic Shillbilly
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Posted - 2009.09.23 12:48:00 -
[149]
Originally by: Lag Generator
Americans may need to drink their own breast milk, get their **** stolen by TSA officials, and get fined $5000 for uttering the word "bomb" if they want to fly a plane 8 years later. Inciting such fear and fear-based oppression is a pretty good deal if you ask me.
You keep telling urself those lies. everyday thousands and thousands of us from the west fly in airplanes, go to work in skysc****rs. go to sporting events in hundred thousand plus crowds. go about our daily life. So this fear you think Osama has brought to us is nothing more than a better understanding of the world. and lets face it Osama is dead in a cave crushed by rocks, if not he would prove he is still alive by holding a copy of New York times.......the fact you geeks attach urself to such a event shows your are truly classless
here to kick every troll I see
I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Tesal |
Vile rat
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.23 12:57:00 -
[150]
How about now?
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