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Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.20 17:47:00 - [1] My POS corp has a lone tower in Jatate. I declare war on Goons. I wish for them to kill my tower as they promised to do. Quote: 2009.09.20 17:20 Sangris Inc has declared war on GoonSwarm. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved. I spit in the face of Goonswarm. I spit in the face of your stupid leaders. I spit in upon your pathetic and false Jihad. I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Your alliance leaders are terrible posters and they have been reduced to alt posting by me as they tried to defend the words of their Jihad. Just because they are all members of the SA forums does not mean they know how to post. This is the great shame of Goons, a huge posting alliance that does not know how to post. This is a failure that cannot be redeemed. Now you know what it is to be owned. I have heard your words spoken from the lowliest "pubbie", to your terrible diplo Vile rat. All of them have said nothing but stupidity and are unable to defend your Jihad. I have already called you out for your stupidity in attacking Empire POS and that I wish you to destroy my tower in Jatate 2-1. I await you in placing your lasers on my large Minmatar Tower. I will of course be mining in Jatate while you attack it and defiling the belts there. All 5000 of you have received notice of my war. Kill my POS. Your false prophet Karttoon proclaimed the cleansing of Jatate. You proclaimed that all towers would be killed in Jatate, and yet my tower remains. The meme monkeys of Delve have declared this pathetic Jihad, not me, but I will rub your face in your own stupidity. You will shoot my tower as you promised and live up to your own words. You will experience the quagmire of Empire. never stop posting...with alts.
The7SensE a Lame Astral Dragon Yogurt	Posted - 2009.09.20 17:58:00 - [2] ahahahahhahahaha first Also, 　／l、（ﾟ､｡７　 Kitty wants to sacrifice your soul to the gods... 　l、 ~ヽ　じしf_, )&#
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.20 18:01:00 - [3] I thought things couldn't get better than the other thread. They just did.
PattonIsTehLeetPilot Amarr Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2009.09.20 18:01:00 - [4] someone's desperate for attention.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.20 18:06:00 - [5] Originally by: PattonIsTehLeetPilot someone's desperate for attention. I don't have time right now to give you attention. never stop posting...with alts.
IVeige	Posted - 2009.09.20 18:08:00 - [6] in before 'u mad ?'
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.20 18:08:00 - [7] Will the Goons avoid conflict and settle Tesal up with wasted wardec fees? Or will they attempt to crush this tower of the one person so vehemently opposing their dominion? Please stay with us and find out... after the break! jumps up and makes a dash for his cheesy poof stash
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.09.20 18:28:00 - [8]
Gavin DeVries	Posted - 2009.09.20 18:53:00 - [9] I wondered why this wasn't posted in CAOD. So I looked. Sangris is a 3-member corporation. Interestingly, Tesal isn't a member of it. (S)he is in Search Light, a 5-member corporation. ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.20 18:59:00 - [10] Originally by: Gavin DeVries I wondered why this wasn't posted in CAOD. So I looked. Sangris is a 3-member corporation. Interestingly, Tesal isn't a member of it. (S)he is in Search Light, a 5-member corporation. :O
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.20 19:44:00 - [11] Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:50:34 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:48:14 Originally by: Gavin DeVries I wondered why this wasn't posted in CAOD. So I looked. Sangris is a 3-member corporation. Interestingly, Tesal isn't a member of it. (S)he is in Search Light, a 5-member corporation. Its my empire POS corp. We have declared war on the pathetic Goonswarm alliance. And like you they need to learn how to back up their words with action. Your Jihad is a pathetic. My Orca is parked in Jatate as proof of your failure to cleanse my POS. Kill my POS. edit If we are so small and weak, you should have no trouble killing us. edit We are now 4 in my POS corp. Bring it fool. never stop posting...with alts.
Pajama Sam Copia-WarRages Armaments	Posted - 2009.09.20 19:50:00 - [12] Just when I thought the attention whoring couldn't get any better.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.20 19:50:00 - [13] I fully endorse this thread and the outcome. Tesal 7 Goons -2
Poo Ka'hontas Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2009.09.20 21:15:00 - [14] I spit in the face of Goonswarm. I spit in the face of your stupid leaders. I spit in upon your pathetic and false Jihad. I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. This! and more beer! ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________
z0de Gallente The Bastards The Bastards.	Posted - 2009.09.20 21:24:00 - [15] Edited by: z0de on 20/09/2009 21:24:11 post this in on caod. á á
Gavin DeVries	Posted - 2009.09.20 21:25:00 - [16] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:33:00 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:29:16 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:20:09 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:12:59 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:04:56 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:59:57 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:56:06 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:50:34 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:48:14 edit Gavin Devries...Goon...terrible at EvE. ... edit The Google results for "now you know what it is to be owned" Wow, that innocent little observation sure got you all worked up. That's a ton of edits. But, that first comment is the exact reason I've never on this forum had my corp or alliance showing. There are way too many people who dismiss what one person says not for the content, but for which organization they're in. "Oh, they're just Goons, they're the s****of eve. They know nothing." "Oh, you're a carebear, what would you know about pvp or holding space in null-sec. Go back to your missions/mining/whatever." I much prefer you to dismiss what I have to say based on what I said. "That Gavin is a complete idiot and can't find his ass with both hands" is fine if you really believe that. Or "Gavin really knows what he's talking about", or "I disagree with this point Gavin makes but he's right about this". Preferably even "I really don't agree with much of what Gavin says, but he at least listens to reason". So, you supposedly got frustrated with GoonSwarm's actions in declaring the Jihad and decided to do something about it. Fine. Are you organizing a resistance or helping POS owners defend them against the Goons? No, you sneak back in and set up a tower that serves no purpose except as an attempt at bait, then post on the forums chestbeating about it. I have a Google search result for you: This is you, Tesal. ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.20 21:39:00 - [17] Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 21:43:21 Originally by: Gavin DeVries Wow, that innocent little observation sure got you all worked up. That's a ton of edits. But, that first comment is the exact reason I've never on this forum had my corp or alliance showing. There are way too many people who dismiss what one person says not for the content, but for which organization they're in. "Oh, they're just Goons, they're the s**of eve. They know nothing." "Oh, you're a carebear, what would you know about pvp or holding space in null-sec. Go back to your missions/mining/whatever." I much prefer you to dismiss what I have to say based on what I said. "That Gavin is a complete idiot and can't find his ass with both hands" is fine if you really believe that. Or "Gavin really knows what he's talking about", or "I disagree with this point Gavin makes but he's right about this". Preferably even "I really don't agree with much of what Gavin says, but he at least listens to reason". So, you supposedly got frustrated with GoonSwarm's actions in declaring the Jihad and decided to do something about it. Fine. Are you organizing a resistance or helping POS owners defend them against the Goons? No, you sneak back in and set up a tower that serves no purpose except as an attempt at bait, then post on the forums chestbeating about it. I have a Google search result for you: This is you, Tesal. Whats this? Emo rage? From a Goon? I didn't sneak anywhere, I put up a tower with 50 Goons in local + alts, and told them to off. If you consider that sneaking, then yes, I am sneaking. I am not frustrated in the least. You not attacking my tower is the entire reason I put it up, to show what a bunch of fools you are and what a crap idea your Jihad is, how stupid Karttoon is and how lame your alliance goals are. I agree with this fool. Quote:** "That Gavin is a complete idiot and can't find his ass with both hands" You can't post either, in addition to not being able to find your ass with both hands. More emo rage please. This amuses me. Kill my tower fool. edit Goon is upset that no one takes him seriously. I have a tower you can cry on. never stop posting...with alts.*
Gavin DeVries	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:05:00 - [18] Originally by: Tesal More emo rage please. This amuses me. Who is emo raging here? I'm not the least bit upset. I have been following this, because I'm not part of JihadSwarm (if you looked really closely during one of your many pauses while editing, you'd have seen that I've been part of the swarm for 3 weeks now) and wanted to see how this would turn out. From my observations over the year I've been playing, the rants against Goons normally go in COAD, and I was curious as to why this one didn't make it there. I have no idea what Karttoon and the Jihad are going to do about your tower. If I did, I would not tell you, but I think it will be interesting to watch. The difference between you and I here is that you think I'm an idiot because I'm in a member corporation of GoonSwarm. I think you're an attention ***** because of your actions in the game and on the forums. And on that note, I'll stop feeding the troll. Enjoy your war. I'll have fun, I hope you do too. ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Woodwraith Total Mayhem. Cry Havoc.	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:13:00 - [19] Edited by: Woodwraith on 20/09/2009 22:14:48 _________________________________
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:14:00 - [20] Originally by: Gavin DeVries Originally by: Tesal More emo rage please. This amuses me. Who is emo raging here? I'm not the least bit upset. I have been following this, because I'm not part of JihadSwarm (if you looked really closely during one of your many pauses while editing, you'd have seen that I've been part of the swarm for 3 weeks now) and wanted to see how this would turn out. From my observations over the year I've been playing, the rants against Goons normally go in COAD, and I was curious as to why this one didn't make it there. I have no idea what Karttoon and the Jihad are going to do about your tower. If I did, I would not tell you, but I think it will be interesting to watch. The difference between you and I here is that you think I'm an idiot because I'm in a member corporation of GoonSwarm. I think you're an attention *** because of your actions in the game and on the forums. And on that note, I'll stop feeding the troll. Enjoy your war. I'll have fun, I hope you do too. I believe you were the one who said you were an idiot. never stop posting...with alts.**
Shade Millith Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:14:00 - [21] Grab's popcorn, cheers on Tesal --------------------------------------------
Ribeye Jaksom GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:25:00 - [22] he mad.
VCBee2888 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:26:00 - [23] Originally by: Tesal My POS corp has a lone tower in Jatate. I declare war on Goons. I wish for them to kill my tower as they promised to do. Quote: 2009.09.20 17:20 Sangris Inc has declared war on GoonSwarm. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved. I spit in the face of Goonswarm. I spit in the face of your stupid leaders. I spit in upon your pathetic and false Jihad. I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Your alliance leaders are terrible posters and they have been reduced to alt posting by me as they tried to defend the words of their Jihad. Just because they are all members of the SA forums does not mean they know how to post. This is the great shame of Goons, a huge posting alliance that does not know how to post. This is a failure that cannot be redeemed. Now you know what it is to be owned. I have heard your words spoken from the lowliest "pubbie", to your terrible diplo Vile rat. All of them have said nothing but stupidity and are unable to defend your Jihad. I have already called you out for your stupidity in attacking Empire POS and that I wish you to destroy my tower in Jatate 2-1. I await you in placing your lasers on my large Minmatar Tower. I will of course be mining in Jatate while you attack it and defiling the belts there. All 5000 of you have received notice of my war. Kill my POS. Your false prophet Karttoon proclaimed the cleansing of Jatate. You proclaimed that all towers would be killed in Jatate, and yet my tower remains. The meme monkeys of Delve have declared this pathetic Jihad, not me, but I will rub your face in your own stupidity. You will shoot my tower as you promised and live up to your own words. You will experience the quagmire of Empire. lol
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:26:00 - [24] Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 22:29:51 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 22:27:06 Is there no Goon who will stand against me and kill my tower in Jatate. The only Goon who has faced me today has said he will STOP POSTING and that he does not follow the false prophet Karttoon or listen to his words. Is this what has become of Goonswarm? Kill my tower Goons. edit oh, a second Goon with a lol. edit Gavin DeVries is an idiot. never stop posting...with alts.
Robert0288 Caldari g guild Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:29:00 - [25] Edited by: Robert0288 on 20/09/2009 22:32:22 Page 1 on goon call out thread, this is bound to be epic Awaiting a true goon response
Tara Wilde	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:33:00 - [26] Thought this might fit for some reason. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2500357&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.20 22:39:00 - [27] Originally by: Robert0288 Edited by: Robert0288 on 20/09/2009 22:32:22 Page 1 on goon call out thread, this is bound to be epic Awaiting a true goon response You will be waiting a long time. never stop posting...with alts.
Woodwraith Total Mayhem. Cry Havoc.	Posted - 2009.09.20 23:01:00 - [28] Originally by: Tesal The only Goon who has faced me today has said he will STOP POSTING and that he does not follow the false prophet Karttoon or listen to his words. Um... I don't think thats quite how I read it. Your starting to remind me of Baghdad Bob more than just a little bit. _________________________________
AterraX Caldari	Posted - 2009.09.20 23:07:00 - [29] lol
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.20 23:09:00 - [30] Originally by: Woodwraith Originally by: Tesal The only Goon who has faced me today has said he will STOP POSTING and that he does not follow the false prophet Karttoon or listen to his words. Um... I don't think thats quite how I read it. Your starting to remind me of Baghdad Bob more than just a little bit. He. gave. up. never stop posting...with alts.
JitaPriceChecker2	Posted - 2009.09.20 23:39:00 - [31] Originally by: Tesal I spit in the face of Goonswarm. I spit in the face of your stupid leaders. I spit in upon your pathetic and false Jihad. I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Epic.
Woodwraith Total Mayhem. Cry Havoc.	Posted - 2009.09.20 23:47:00 - [32] because I'm not part of JihadSwarm (if you looked really closely during one of your many pauses while editing, you'd have seen that I've been part of the swarm for 3 weeks now) == He. gave. up. LOL, how in the holy hell have goonswarm not recruited you yet. Confess, your in battlestars aren't you. _________________________________
Anlarna VonCarstein	Posted - 2009.09.20 23:48:00 - [33] In a way goons are necessary for EVE GASPS Im pretty sure that the powers that be work with them, how else can they get away with half of the shenanigans that they do? But in all seriousness I laugh at how pathetic they are, and laugh that they are not backing up their prophet...
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.21 00:12:00 - [34] I think Goons are in desperate need of a fanclub. I might start one soon ... yawns Off to bed here.
Panzram GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 02:05:00 - [35] Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:33:00 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:29:16 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:20:09 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:12:59 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:04:56 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:59:57 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:56:06 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:50:34 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:48:14 srry were doin' something else now.
Butcher Bien The Mucking Fuppets	Posted - 2009.09.21 02:10:00 - [36] Originally by: Panzram srry were doin' something else now. Like what, gobbling on this dude's balls. Cause thats all I'm seeing in the thread. Goons spitting the memes and this guy stomping all over you.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 02:46:00 - [37] Originally by: Panzram Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:33:00 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:29:16 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:20:09 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:12:59 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 20:04:56 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:59:57 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:56:06 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:50:34 Edited by: Tesal on 20/09/2009 19:48:14 srry were doin' something else now. This post has the air of desperation in it. See how it lacks content, and tries to be witty, and also see how it utterly fails. This other thing you will do, I guess it involves running away from the task given to you by your leader, Kartoon, who I spit upon, along with all Goons. Your leaders have left you with a stupid and pointless jihad in Empire. So get your Jihad on, and kill my POS. I await you in Jatate. You quoting me quoting you will not absolve you of your appointed task, and that task is to cleanse Jatate. You know this. You cannot meme your way out of this responsibility. It is plain for all to see. The words of the false prophet Karttoon are written in a locked thread and cannot be undone, so now you must live with them Goon. You all made a challenge Goons, I have taken you up. Now you despair at the thought of attacking my large tower. How pitiful you are. Maybe you can't get your fleet up. I cannot help you with that. never stop posting...with alts.
MonwrathDisortium Incarnation of Evil	Posted - 2009.09.21 04:07:00 - [38] Do you really believe that the largest alliance in eve can drop your 1 insignificant tower? Ok you are making your stand, no one would care at all but you are spamming the forums about it and looking like an ass. If you want to make goons look bad there are ways to do so that dont make you look like a moron in the process. I am not a goon fan, in fact I kinda think they are a malignant cancer on the face of eve. However at this point I am considering hiring mercs to pop your tower just so you will QUIT POSTING!!!!
fmercury Club Bear	Posted - 2009.09.21 04:23:00 - [39] are you a lunatic irl (in real life)?
PhoenixBomb	Posted - 2009.09.21 04:26:00 - [40] Originally by: MonwrathDisortium Do you really believe that the largest alliance in eve can drop your 1 insignificant tower? Ok you are making your stand, no one would care at all but you are spamming the forums about it and looking like an ass. If you want to make goons look bad there are ways to do so that dont make you look like a moron in the process. I am not a goon fan, in fact I kinda think they are a malignant cancer on the face of eve. However at this point I am considering hiring mercs to pop your tower just so you will QUIT POSTING!!!! You have to realize that if you did that, things would only get worse. This simply has to run its course.
Absolute Clarity GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 04:42:00 - [41] Originally by: Tesal I declare war on Goons. POS killed, CEO podded, we win.
SetrakDark	Posted - 2009.09.21 05:14:00 - [42] Originally by: Absolute Clarity POS killed, CEO podded, we win. Now you've created a martyr, a symbol of defiance whose banner all the oppressed and downtrodden will flock to. In death he is now 1000 times more powerful than in life, and his example will inspire countless others who will take up the mantle of his lofty beliefs and cast the Goon Jihad back into the null sec whence it came. FRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:31:00 - [43] Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 06:31:59 Originally by: MonwrathDisortium Do you really believe that the largest alliance in eve can drop your 1 insignificant tower? Ok you are making your stand, no one would care at all but you are spamming the forums about it and looking like an ass. If you want to make goons look bad there are ways to do so that dont make you look like a moron in the process. I am not a goon fan, in fact I kinda think they are a malignant cancer on the face of eve. However at this point I am considering hiring mercs to pop your tower just so you will QUIT POSTING!!!! Do not listen to me, listen to the words of the false prophet of the Goons, Karttoon, the King of the Meme monkeys. Quote: The destruction of our holy belts is not the only act of terror against our holy lands. We have specific systems in empire that are especially spiritual, and in these systems we use the gravitational stability of moons to anchor our Mosques. These moons have large control towers anchored, placed by infidels without concern for the significance of their acts. The orbit of our Mosques are disrupted by these towers, and inevitably destroyed. Once again they do this for the maximization of profits, to which they can use to further oppress my people, and further befoul the lands that we must all protect and worship. All moons must be open and available for anyone to anchor their places of worship. It is our struggle to ensure this happens... our Jihad. The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroyed. These are the words of the pathetic Goon leader. They have withdrawn from Jatate in defeat. I am merely rubbing their nose in their miserable failure of a Jihad. So yes, according to the words of the leader of their alliance, it is their duty to destroy my tower. It is not my words that are foolish, the fool who uttered these words was the leader of the Goons. This was the Jihad they declared, a Jihad doomed to fail. Originally by: Absolute Clarity Originally by: Tesal I declare war on Goons. POS killed, CEO podded, we win. Not yet Goon, I still live, my tower still stands, and you still suck. never stop posting...with alts.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:35:00 - [44] Just for the record, how much did that wardec cost?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:38:00 - [45] Originally by: Lag Generator Just for the record, how much did that wardec cost? It was a bargain, 250m. But then again killing Goons is always a good deal. never stop posting...with alts.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:42:00 - [46] Ahahahahahaa
OninoTimmo	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:48:00 - [47] goldmine
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:52:00 - [48] Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 06:54:23 Originally by: Lag Generator Ahahahahahaa The last laugh however, is mine. Hahahahahahaah Your Jihad has failed to cleanse Jatate. Kill my POS. Fool. edit Originally by:* OninoTimmo goldmine I am sure you did much of that in your 4 years as an NPC alt. Kill my POS. never stop posting...with alts.
fingermy bum	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:54:00 - [49] Originally by: Lag Generator Ahahahahahaa hahhahahahah goons think 250m is alot??? they are even more teribad then i thought
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:57:00 - [50] Ekhm... heh... hmm.. Yes. Kill your POS, we will. Such blasphemy will not stand! just you wait! any day now! * * If you'd like to expedite the process, please deposit 300 million ISK on my account
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 07:01:00 - [51] Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 07:04:36 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 07:03:27 Originally by: Lag Generator Ekhm... heh... hmm.. Yes. Kill your POS, we will. Such blasphemy will not stand! just you wait! any day now! * * If you'd like to expedite the process, please deposit 300 million ISK on my account Pay me 500m and I will offline the tower so Goons can have a target they are able to shoot. Pathetic. edit So Lag Generator, whose alt are you? edit Never send an alt to do a Goons job. never stop posting...with alts.
Gerhard Ertl	Posted - 2009.09.21 07:29:00 - [52] Alts suck. I know. I am one.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 07:45:00 - [53] Originally by: Gerhard Ertl Alts suck. I know. I am one. Mittani alt says hi? never stop posting...with alts.
buttesauce	Posted - 2009.09.21 08:06:00 - [54] how much have you spent running this tower?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 08:15:00 - [55] Originally by: buttesauce how much have you spent running this tower? You are almost as bad a poster as Vile rat. If he asked me how much I spent on my tower I would tell him to ** off. Come and kill it. never stop posting...with alts.**
Drake Draconis Minmatar Shadow Cadre REIGN Alliance	Posted - 2009.09.21 08:38:00 - [56] How much you wana bet he's a goon himself and this is just one big grandstanding farce? ========================= CEO of Shadow Cadre http://www.shadowcadre.com =========================
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 08:46:00 - [57] Originally by: Drake Draconis How much you wana bet he's a goon himself and this is just one big grandstanding farce? I am not a Goon. But this is a farce, mostly because Goons declared a stupid Jihad they can't seem to back up with real force. Thus they take to the forums with alts as a last resort. How sad, and also pathetic. How many alts will be sent to biomass this day is unknown so they can clean up their slots. It will be an alt massacre I think. never stop posting...with alts.
mcnuggetlol Amarr Via Crucis Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.21 10:12:00 - [58] This thread's even better then the first
Sky Princess Zenith Trading Co.	Posted - 2009.09.21 10:28:00 - [59] Bah, to much attention for normal people. I smell an other "me underdog wants to challenge great leader" topic. Forget about Goons, and forget about "let them attack me". Just enter their space and fight. Be a wo/man, for christ sake! . click ----->Zenith Trading Co.
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.21 11:40:00 - [60] Originally by: Absolute Clarity Originally by: Tesal I declare war on Goons. POS killed, CEO podded, we win. Uhhh, so I guess this means the pos was killed ? I dont care about the podding but if he did say its destroyed, then he won. Thats what you asked all along, kill my pos. mhhh, unless theres proof of this, please lock this thread, I think this is over.
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.09.21 13:52:00 - [61] Edited by: Fitz VonHeise on 21/09/2009 13:52:34 Tesal... what you need is 10 alts in your corp so you can post on COAD. Then since most of Allaince reads there you will really make them look bad. So how about we get 7 or so people to put in apps to Tesal's corp? No roles just an alt so he can post on COAD? edited for spelling
Wasteland Baroness	Posted - 2009.09.21 15:05:00 - [62] Edited by: Wasteland Baroness on 21/09/2009 15:07:11 To those who whine about CCP allowing the goons to run amok: Take a look at yesterdays tournament footage, and notice the T-shirts being worn by two of the commentators. CCP knows EVE needs a good villain. I for one am glad they have returned to their roots. More power too em for giving empire PVP guys something to shoot at :) Kudos to the OP for a hilarious war dec, may your killboard runnith over with the blood of martyrs.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 15:44:00 - [63] Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 15:59:40 Goon directors who alt post should be shot...by my tower. edit Vile rat...alt poster. The Mittani...alt poster. Karttoon...hahahaha, I laugh at you and spit in your face fool. Kill my tower, WITH YOUR ALTS, if you must. They are just as pathetic as your mains. Your Jihad has failed to cleanse Jatate, and so you fools seek victory on the forums. You have failed...twice. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. never stop posting...with alts.* Mittani alt says hi. Now you know what it is to be owned.
Dramaticus GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 16:49:00 - [64] death to goonswarm death to karttoon allahu ackbar Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 17:03:00 - [65] Originally by: Dramaticus death to goonswarm death to karttoon allahu ackbar You title as incompetence compensator for Goons is much needed. Your other director Goons do not know how to post, this is a great shame and humiliation for Goons, they are all fools for trying. You have much work to do to make up for their ineptitude. Kill my tower. Or if you prefer, have Karttoon admit defeat at my hands and add surrender monkey to his title. Otherwise, I spit on you too. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Thuranni Queens of the Stone Age Rote Kapelle	Posted - 2009.09.21 17:25:00 - [66] I am amused by the fact that you hate goonswarm so, and yet you used the term "terrible posters"; This term (meme) was originally introduced to EVE Online by the very same goons you despise. Goons truly have won cultural victory over EVE.
Selinus Amarr Order of Anarchy The Laughing Men	Posted - 2009.09.21 17:34:00 - [67] is the tower still up...
Baaldor Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 17:40:00 - [68] Are we in cascade mode yet?
Triethylene	Posted - 2009.09.21 18:04:00 - [69] Tesal in addition to spitting you might also consider throwing shoes at their alliance.
Shigsy Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate	Posted - 2009.09.21 18:05:00 - [70] Originally by: Thuranni I am amused by the fact that you hate goonswarm so, and yet you used the term "terrible posters"; This term (meme) was originally introduced to EVE Online by the very same goons you despise. Goons truly have won cultural victory over EVE. Wow you're dumb. THIS SIGNATURE IS SMALLER THAN 24000 BYTES Join "C&P" ingame!
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 18:28:00 - [71] Originally by: Baaldor Are we in cascade mode yet? You are in fool mode. But you know this already. Your leaders are in hiding with their alts, digging deep for whatever memes they have left, and they are coming up dry. Jatate remains free of Goons today. They dare not show their faces. Stupid, pathetic Goons. Kill my tower Goon. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Baaldor Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 18:59:00 - [72] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 18:35:46 Originally by: Baaldor Are we in cascade mode yet? You are in fool mode. But you know this already. Your leaders are in hiding with their alts, digging deep for whatever memes they have left, and they are coming up dry. Jatate remains free of Goons today. They dare not show their faces. Stupid, pathetic Goons. Kill my tower Goon. *edit All I ask is that you all live up to your stupid and pathetic word as declared in your Jihad. Destroy my tower. What?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 19:10:00 - [73] Originally by: Baaldor Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 18:35:46 Originally by: Baaldor Are we in cascade mode yet? You are in fool mode. But you know this already. Your leaders are in hiding with their alts, digging deep for whatever memes they have left, and they are coming up dry. Jatate remains free of Goons today. They dare not show their faces. Stupid, pathetic Goons. Kill my tower Goon. edit All I ask is that you all live up to your stupid and pathetic word as declared in your Jihad. Destroy my tower. What? What?* This is your answer. You fail. You are not important enough to be called primary. You do not have the stamina to undock. You are pathetic Goon. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Baaldor Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 19:14:00 - [74] You want to fool around? You arouse me to know end.
The Crushah Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2009.09.21 19:18:00 - [75] Im throwing down the gauntlet here. I challenge Goons to provide me with a decent recipe for Chili Con Carne!!! I spit in the face of your chili. I spit upon your pathetic and false chilis. I spit in the face of your leaders Chilis. I spit upon Kartoon, who eats chili out of the can! Go on Goons, I dare you. Will none of you accept my chili challenge?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 19:20:00 - [76] Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:22:36 Originally by: Baaldor You want to fool around? You arouse me to know end. Come to Jatate. Be a fool. I will be there. edit Originally by:* The Crushah Im throwing down the gauntlet here. I challenge Goons to provide me with a decent recipe for Chili Con Carne!!! I spit in the face of your chili. I spit upon your pathetic and false chilis. I spit in the face of your leaders Chilis. I spit upon Kartoon, who eats chili out of the can! Go on Goons, I dare you. Will none of you accept my chili challenge? I will eat this chili, only if it is made from dead Goons who died at my tower. Of course I will throw up afterwards. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Project X592	Posted - 2009.09.21 19:33:00 - [77] Goons probably have better things to do than blow up one highsec tower, but hey they've got 5000+ members, they could man up and shut you up pretty easy I would think. Either that or this thread provides them with much more entertainment...
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 19:43:00 - [78] Originally by: Project X592 Goons probably have better things to do than blow up one highsec tower, but hey they've got 5000+ members, they could man up and shut you up pretty easy I would think. Either that or this thread provides them with much more entertainment... They knocked off most of the other towers in Jatate. They stopped at mine. Devilish Ledoux, told me himself that he would outfight me and outlast me. His mom's basement is quite nice I hear. He is thinking about this right now. You would think they could kill my tower. I doubt that they can. And yes, there are better things to do than to follow the words of their false prophet Karttoon and bring Jihad to Jatate. Things to do, like anything else but that. They will fail in their Jihad. They are small, stupid, pathetic and weak. They post with alts when they should be fighting me. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Mickey Simon Blutkinder	Posted - 2009.09.21 19:52:00 - [79] You spent 200M to prove a point, and Goonswarm true to character couldn't care less. While you honestly believe you're making them look bad, they're just going to ignore you and unfortunately you don't make them look nearly as bad as you think - perhaps even the opposite.
Dawts Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.09.21 19:55:00 - [80] I don't really enjoy all this "fake" emotion that trolls these days use. I want real tears with real goonswarm hate.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 20:00:00 - [81] Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 20:02:58 Originally by: Dawts I don't really enjoy all this "fake" emotion that trolls these days use. I want real tears with real goonswarm hate. This is not a troll. I really do want Goons to kill my tower. Originally by: Mickey Simon You spent 200M to prove a point, and Goonswarm true to character couldn't care less. While you honestly believe you're making them look bad, they're just going to ignore you and unfortunately you don't make them look nearly as bad as you think - perhaps even the opposite. I am merely playing the game and having fun trying to provoke Goons and get them to kill my tower with their stupid Jihad. Whats your problem? Stop whining. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.21 20:20:00 - [82]
Baaldor Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 20:23:00 - [83] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:32:17 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:31:12 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:27:18 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:22:36 Originally by: Baaldor You want to fool around? You arouse me to know end. Come to Jatate. Be a fool. I will be there. Or you can come to my place and you cansige my tower.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 20:26:00 - [84] Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 20:30:56 Originally by: Ran Khanon cat That is not a Goon picture, but this is. edit Originally by:* Baaldor Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:32:17 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:31:12 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:27:18 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:22:36 Originally by: Baaldor You want to fool around? You arouse me to know end. Come to Jatate. Be a fool. I will be there. Or you can come to my place and you cansige my tower. That would require that you undock, something you have not done in months. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Baaldor Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 21:05:00 - [85] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 20:30:56 Originally by: Ran Khanon cat That is not a Goon picture, but this is. edit Originally by:* Baaldor Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:32:17 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:31:12 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:27:18 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:22:36 Originally by: Baaldor You want to fool around? You arouse me to know end. Come to Jatate. Be a fool. I will be there. Or you can come to my place and you cansige my tower. That would require that you undock, something you have not done in months. I will un**** for this.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 21:14:00 - [86] Originally by: Baaldor Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 20:30:56 Originally by: Ran Khanon cat That is not a Goon picture, but this is. edit Originally by:* Baaldor Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:32:17 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:31:12 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:27:18 Edited by: Tesal on 21/09/2009 19:22:36 Originally by: Baaldor You want to fool around? You arouse me to know end. Come to Jatate. Be a fool. I will be there. Or you can come to my place and you cansige my tower. That would require that you undock, something you have not done in months. I will un** for this. You have a small problem however with that. Perhaps a microscopic one. You claim you wish to have it removed? You cannot remove that which does not already exist. See you in Jatate fool, or stay docked, either way my will is done. never stop posting...with alts.** Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Andrea Griffin	Posted - 2009.09.21 21:18:00 - [87] Originally by: Baaldor Originally by: Tesal Come to Jatate. Be a fool. I will be there. Or you can come to my place and you can siege my tower. I do believe that it was the Goons who made the threat to shoot down towers. Here is a person who is begging the Goons to follow through with their promise - even declaring war so that the Goons may do so at no extra cost of their own - and the great GoonSwarm responds with something like this? Really? To be honest... I never liked the Goons, but at least I respected them for being able to hold a large amount of space, and for fighting wars against a lot of large and capable enemies. I even enjoyed their previous suicide-gank crusade against high-sec miners, because I made quite a tidy profit from all those miners buying new stuff. But now they won't carry out a public threat, even when given a free ride to do so? Something seems fishy here. Then again, maybe the SomethingAwful kids are starting to grow bored of Eve, and they can't perform like they used to.
Builder Robert	Posted - 2009.09.21 21:21:00 - [88] goonswarm = chantards right?
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.21 21:23:00 - [89] Originally by: Builder Robert goonswarm = chantards right? No, SomethingAwful. Bob the Builder lead me wrong!
Cheesestick Charlie	Posted - 2009.09.21 21:50:00 - [90] Originally by: AdmiralJohn Originally by: Builder Robert goonswarm = chantards right? No, SomethingAwful. Bob the Builder lead me wrong! Broskis are from 4chan though...
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 21:55:00 - [91] Originally by: Builder Robert goonswarm = chantards right? Go Goons, get your alt on. Kill my tower. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
buttesauce	Posted - 2009.09.21 22:10:00 - [92] i find it funny that 95% of the people in goonswarm dont even care about the jihad, much less about shooting pos in empire of all places but this is great. dont worry, we will shoot your pos. we are just going to make you fuel it for a long while :P
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 22:39:00 - [93] Originally by: buttesauce i find it funny that 95% of the people in goonswarm dont even care about the jihad, much less about shooting pos in empire of all places but this is great. dont worry, we will shoot your pos. we are just going to make you fuel it for a long while :P So that is your Jihad. One day you will kill somebody somewhere, we should all cower in fear and despair. lol Pathetic. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Hrin Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 22:45:00 - [94] Originally by: Tesal Originally by: buttesauce i find it funny that 95% of the people in goonswarm dont even care about the jihad, much less about shooting pos in empire of all places but this is great. dont worry, we will shoot your pos. we are just going to make you fuel it for a long while :P So that is your Jihad. One day you will kill somebody somewhere, we should all cower in fear and despair. lol Pathetic. You filled 10 pages across 2 threads sperging out about a POS. Yes, you have clearly won.
Jimmy Kudo g guild Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2009.09.21 22:46:00 - [95] poop ___________________ HAWAIIAN PRIDE
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.21 23:02:00 - [96] Originally by: Hrin Originally by: Tesal Originally by: buttesauce i find it funny that 95% of the people in goonswarm dont even care about the jihad, much less about shooting pos in empire of all places but this is great. dont worry, we will shoot your pos. we are just going to make you fuel it for a long while :P So that is your Jihad. One day you will kill somebody somewhere, we should all cower in fear and despair. lol Pathetic. You filled 10 pages across 2 threads sperging out about a POS. Yes, you have clearly won. It is not victory until the mighty Hrin from Merch Industrial posts in the thread. Except you are not mighty, and you are a fool. You all declared a Jihad. That is your problem, not mine. Also take note of this. If you were to FC the attack on my POS, Goons would certainly die. Kill my POS. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Dramaticus GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.21 23:28:00 - [97] Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan
Myra Zedan Astrum Contract Services Group	Posted - 2009.09.21 23:30:00 - [98] Quality thread this is.
MoonsOverMyHammy GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.22 00:23:00 - [99] Never stop posting Tesal
Anlarna VonCarstein	Posted - 2009.09.22 00:50:00 - [100] To the OP...Tesal... I dislike goonswarm as much as the average eve player but i gotta admit, they are growing on me in all sorts of weird ways. Any corp that can **** off as much people as they can and still be a force deserves respected, regardless if they have some idiotic jihad going on or they got some false prophet hiding in some backwater system. I gotta congratulate you on your drive though, not that it impresses me...what would impress me is if you took on a goonfleet all on your own...
PattonIsTehLeetPilot Amarr Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2009.09.22 01:24:00 - [101] Originally by: PattonIsTehLeetPilot someone's desperate for attention. Sig needs more EVE related content. Zymurgist
Cronic Shillbilly	Posted - 2009.09.22 01:35:00 - [102] I think Goon Swarm are scared of the unknown factor! give em hell kid! here to kick every troll I see
Darkeen Gallente	Posted - 2009.09.22 06:02:00 - [103] Originally by: Anlarna VonCarstein To the OP...Tesal... I dislike goonswarm as much as the average eve player but i gotta admit, they are growing on me in all sorts of weird ways. Any corp that can ** off as much people as they can and still be a force deserves respected, regardless if they have some idiotic jihad going on or they got some false prophet hiding in some backwater system. I gotta congratulate you on your drive though, not that it impresses me...what would impress me is if you took on a goonfleet all on your own... I agree. What **es me off is when they "force" (re: stromngly suggest with threats) Allied alliances to move into Jlo to defend their HQ whilst they have time off... If you dont believe me, Just ask ZAF alliance how their alliance is going.... OOPS. Corps dropping are they??
Marko Riva Adamant Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.22 11:33:00 - [104] Goons being trolled and spam posted, now reply all serious and whine about spam. Fantastic.
Sidus Sarmiang GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.22 13:22:00 - [105] Please keep this war open and keep your tower fueled. We'll come for it soon, I promise, lest our rep with the pubbies be ruined.
Mickey Simon Blutkinder	Posted - 2009.09.22 13:33:00 - [106] Originally by: Tesal Originally by: Mickey Simon You spent 200M to prove a point, and Goonswarm true to character couldn't care less. While you honestly believe you're making them look bad, they're just going to ignore you and unfortunately you don't make them look nearly as bad as you think - perhaps even the opposite. I am merely playing the game and having fun trying to provoke Goons and get them to kill my tower with their stupid Jihad. Whats your problem? Stop whining. I think you mistook my friendly advice that you look (are?) stupid, for whining. Or you're a p good troll.
Mr Epeen	Posted - 2009.09.22 15:42:00 - [107] Tesal Would you think it weird that I taped a picture of you on the ceiling over my bed? <3 Mr Epeen
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.22 16:09:00 - [108] Edited by: Tesal on 22/09/2009 16:14:13 Originally by: Sidus Sarmiang Please keep this war open and keep your tower fueled. We'll come for it soon, I promise, lest our rep with the pubbies be ruined. You got no rep anyway bro. Best for you to just die on my tower and get it over with. A quick end to your miserable existence. I can tell from your words that you hate yourself anyway. And look at the bright side of you dying on my tower, it is close to Jita, the Goon home away from home. You spend all day scamming newbs there anyway, why not jump a couple systems over and DIE. You will die, and I will laugh. I will start a new thread about what a failure Goons are in their Jihad, how Goons never believed in Jihad, are too lazy to do Jihad and that all Jihad declared by Goons is bound to be pathetic, stupid, weak, insignificant, loathsome and atrocious. With each word from my thesaurus you will die a little inside. Originally by: goon Hahahahaha Jihad......what...I hate myself.... Actually, you know who you really should kill right away, you should kill Karttoon, because he is too stupid to live. And kill Vile rat, because he can't post for ***. And kill Mittani because he deserves it. Oh who else. Oh just all line up conga style and die in a blaze of laser fire. You suck, your jihad is pitiful and your alliance is worthless AND stupid. I spit on you. also... Kill my tower fool. It is your only chance at redemption. I know... Pay me 500m and I will shoot my tower for you! How about that! edit Oh no you Originally by: Mr Epeen Tesal Would you think it weird that I taped a picture of you on the ceiling over my bed? <3 Mr Epeen Why are you wearing sunglasses, its dark when your head is up your ass. Alt boy posting fool...join Goons and kill my tower never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Ehranavaar	Posted - 2009.09.22 16:17:00 - [109] so has all this drivel resulted in the death of one single goon to date?
Cupdeez Out of Order Cult of War	Posted - 2009.09.22 16:27:00 - [110] Actually Goons could not kill this tower with out help from: TCF RZR MM PL WI ZF Better wardec them also.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.22 16:40:00 - [111] Edited by: Tesal on 22/09/2009 16:43:01 Originally by: Ehranavaar so has all this drivel resulted in the death of one single goon to date? No, Goons have yet to attack me like they promised. edit I got a Goon killmail once. I shot him in his Vexor while he was ratting and he warped away. Then a few minutes later I got a killmail because the rats had killed his ship. True story. never stop posting...with alts.* Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.09.22 17:13:00 - [112] Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 22/09/2009 17:12:01 Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 22/09/2009 17:12:02 Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 22/09/2009 17:12:03 Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 22/09/2009 17:12:04 Originally by: Tesal I got a Goon killmail once. I shot him in his Vexor while he was ratting and he warped away. Then a few minutes later I got a killmail because the rats had killed his ship. True story. My first killmail was a goon whom I'd died to many, many times before :) fake edit: Popcorn paraphernalia now available across new Eden..Get your official IEEE branded popcorn enjoyment paraphernalia. New special edition Tesal photo embossed popcorn buckets available. fake edit: Also, JihadSwarm, GoonSwarm, GoonFleet versions available. fake edit: Joe Show special editions available while we still have stock. fake edit: CLEARANCE! All old stock, including MyCeo/ThCeo, MyOldCeo, and MissCeo IEEE branded popcorn enjoyment paraphernalia also available while supplies last...LIMITED STOCK -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.09.22 17:20:00 - [113] Tesal, While you haven't yet killed any goons at your tower yet it appears they are being killed all over EvE by REPO. Take a look at their killboard. Looks like over 6 billion in isk lost.
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.22 17:21:00 - [114] Originally by: Tesal No, Goons have yet to attack me like they promised. Tesal 8 Goons -2 Goons, will you just admit that (for whatever reason) you are not able and/or willing to follow through on your threat? I'm not saying that you should have to take action just becasue someone tries to provoke you. But IMHO, in all the posts of the various related threads, you have not addressed the one pertinent issue: Why do you make such a huge show out of declaring your Jihad and making the threat, and then act like it's no big deal if you don't follow though on your threat? Is this the norm for Goon? Perhaps you shouldn't talk so big in the futue, if you have no intention of sticking to your words.
Dark Violater	Posted - 2009.09.22 17:24:00 - [115] this is fantastically entertaining its like watching a terrier corner a rottweiler; the rott has a look on its face like WTF IS THIS THING??!! Tesal you have quite the way with words you spunky gal, dont give up ! this is priceless: Originally by: Tesal "You got no rep anyway bro. Best for you to just die on my tower and get it over with. A quick end to your miserable existence. I can tell from your words that you hate yourself anyway."
War Kitten	Posted - 2009.09.22 18:18:00 - [116] Thread needs less cowbell. Seriously Tesal, quit ringing that thing. Either you've hit on a very good way to defend your POS from the Goons by daring them to come get you, or they've already hit on the best way to keep riling you up by ignoring your dare but posting in your thread. Either way - meh. "Here's your sign." - Bill Engvall
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.22 18:38:00 - [117] Originally by: War Kitten Thread needs less cowbell. Seriously Tesal, quit ringing that thing. Either you've hit on a very good way to defend your POS from the Goons by daring them to come get you, or they've already hit on the best way to keep riling you up by ignoring your dare but posting in your thread. Either way - meh. goon alt ?????
Poo Ka'hontas Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2009.09.22 18:56:00 - [118] This is priceless.. I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Tesal - Win Goon - Fail ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.22 19:05:00 - [119] Originally by: War Kitten Thread needs less cowbell. Seriously Tesal, quit ringing that thing. Either you've hit on a very good way to defend your POS from the Goons by daring them to come get you, or they've already hit on the best way to keep riling you up by ignoring your dare but posting in your thread. Either way - meh. Holy crap, an alt post. I better think of something quick. Its not about my tower, I could care less about my tower, its about showing that the Goon Jihad is a stupid and worthless operation, and by extension, their alliance is also worthless and stupid. I am not even targeting Goons with my message, I am targeting everyone but Goons. Its about the perceived threat from Goons. The next time Goons say, I will kill you, people will laugh at them and spit in their face and tell them to go ahead and kill them and to *** off* and then laugh some more. They might die, they might no, but it won't matter. Goons enjoy their image as evil overlord far too much, they structure their wars in order to wreck the fun of others, this is how they achieve victory and play the game that they play. When it comes down to it, Goons are very thin skinned and sensitive to criticism. They pretend they are not, and put up an e-facade of ultra coolness, but you can feel the rage and frustration underneath their words. They can give it out, but can't stand it when they themselves are criticized. They are helpless on defense as a result, they can deliver short little one liners, but they can't seem to defend themselves otherwise. Perhaps what I have done is not much, but its enough to annoy director Goons into alt posting in my thread so I can make a fool of them and their Jihad. The idea, that my little tower can block an alliance like Goonswarm is hilarious. They opened themselves up wide for this one. They brought this on themselves. Poor little chimp children of Delve, they are the biggest whiners in the game, and also the biggest idiots. Their Jihad is pathetic and weak. So Goons... Kill my tower. But know this, I have already achieved victory over your pathetic alliance in every way that really matters. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.22 19:20:00 - [120] Is it dead yet?
Alhambra Trellane Imperium Forces	Posted - 2009.09.22 19:38:00 - [121] Quote: goon n. Slang 1. A thug hired to intimidate or harm opponents. 2. A stupid or oafish person. I'm going to posit that at this point the term is not being used correctly. I'm going to further point out that the Goon non-pew response makes me look for another term that might perhaps more closely match the goon response. Quote: bun+ny (bn) n. pl. bun+nies A rabbit, especially a young one. "Goonswarm" shall be henceforth called "Bunnyswarm" my me, as that's about the level of threat they've shown to the OP and his tower. Oh, and: Quote: its like watching a terrier corner a rottweiler; the rott has a look on its face like WTF IS THIS THING??!! This.
Hrin Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.22 19:58:00 - [122] Edited by: Hrin on 22/09/2009 19:58:49 Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 22/09/2009 19:12:26 Originally by: War Kitten Thread needs less cowbell. Seriously Tesal, quit ringing that thing. Either you've hit on a very good way to defend your POS from the Goons by daring them to come get you, or they've already hit on the best way to keep riling you up by ignoring your dare but posting in your thread. Either way - meh. Holy crap, an alt post. I better think of something quick. Its not about my tower, I could care less about my tower, its about showing that the Goon Jihad is a stupid and worthless operation, and by extension, their alliance is also worthless and stupid. I am not even targeting Goons with my message, I am targeting everyone but Goons. Its about the perceived threat from Goons. The next time Goons say, I will kill you, people will laugh at them and spit in their face and tell them to go ahead and kill them and to *** off* and then laugh some more. They might die, they might no, but it won't matter. Goons enjoy their image as evil overlord far too much, they structure their wars in order to wreck the fun of others, this is how they achieve victory and play the game that they play. When it comes down to it, Goons are very thin skinned and sensitive to criticism. They pretend they are not, and put up an e-facade of ultra coolness, but you can feel the rage and frustration underneath their words. They can give it out, but can't stand it when they themselves are criticized. They are helpless on defense as a result, they can deliver short little one liners, but they can't seem to defend themselves otherwise. Perhaps what I have done is not much, but its enough to annoy director Goons into alt posting in my thread so I can make a fool of them and their Jihad. The idea, that my little tower can block an alliance like Goonswarm is hilarious. They opened themselves up wide for this one. They brought this on themselves. Poor little chimp children of Delve, they are the biggest whiners in the game, and also the biggest idiots. Their Jihad is pathetic and weak. So Goons... Kill my tower. But know this, I have already achieved victory over your pathetic alliance in every way that really matters. *edit Goons, I shall BBQ your trolls on the flames of your own idiocy. Never stop posting never stop editing
Dramaticus GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.22 20:37:00 - [123] i die Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan
Cronic Shillbilly	Posted - 2009.09.22 21:57:00 - [124] she is making *******s out of all of you here to kick every troll I see I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Tesal
Ahistaja GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.22 22:08:00 - [125] i wonder how many of these faceless altposters belong to the op
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.22 22:10:00 - [126] Originally by: Vile rat Is it dead yet? What are you referring to? My tower, or your Jihad, or your career as a diplomat where you are supposed to stand and represent Goons. Come to Jatate for answers Goon. You will not find virgins here though when you die. You will see them when you are podded back to Delve. They are aspie virgins, disgusting basement dwellers. And this is what they will say. fofofofofofofofofofofofofofoofofofofof And you will roll your eyes and say. What the hell am I doing here. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Pandemonium Heresy Amarr	Posted - 2009.09.22 22:25:00 - [127] This thread is stupid. Quote: A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective. -Sun-tzu
Rotnac Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.22 22:28:00 - [128] fofofofofofofofofofofofofoofofo
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.22 22:45:00 - [129] Originally by: Rotnac fofofofofofofofofofofofofoofofo ***...activate translation machine...*** I think you were a bit harsh on Hrin, but he is Merch Industrial so who gives a **. Well the Goon speaks. How marvelous. Now come to Jatate and kill my tower. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Butcher Bien The Mucking Fuppets	Posted - 2009.09.23 00:41:00 - [130] Edited by: Butcher Bien on 23/09/2009 00:41:47 I love the goons in this thread. Some trying to play it off as nbd, others saying lol it cost you 250M and some pos fuels and, others are whining memes that they think will make them look cool. You guys are tired.
Kybernis Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.09.23 01:03:00 - [131] When The Mittani starts writing propaganda pieces about this war, I hope I get mentioned in a cameo.
Anlarna VonCarstein	Posted - 2009.09.23 01:32:00 - [132] I wonder if the op has realized that this post and constant editing and bravado has made people appreciate goons more, its worked for me...and is anyone keeping counts on how many edits this guy has made?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.23 02:02:00 - [133] Originally by: Anlarna VonCarstein I wonder if the op has realized that this post and constant editing and bravado has made people appreciate goons more, its worked for me...and is anyone keeping counts on how many edits this guy has made? I do what amuses me. If you don't like this thread, or my posting style, stop reading it. Also, go join Goons. They are recruiting now. They have many recruiting officers all over empire and will be happy to help you join for a small fee I imagine. Sad. Just sad. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Cronic Shillbilly	Posted - 2009.09.23 02:36:00 - [134] she called you Goons out for a fight you all trembled from your fright she mocked your jihad with her call come to me, make my tower fall some Goons posted talked some smack but never any word of an attack makes one wonder about the Goon Swarm Fleet why are they just sitting there beating their meat the truly powerful would never back down they would show up in force and shut up this clown they don't mind bullying in game but in this case it aint the same so write on Tesal ur words bring joy to this hoser its plain to see Kartoons a poser here to kick every troll I see I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Tesal
AMAGADLOOK I'MPOSTING Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.09.23 02:36:00 - [135] I hereby declare war on everyone who declares war on fine upstanding citizens of the G00nsw@rm collective. It sickens me to see that the crusaders of G00nsw@rm are being dragged through all of this and no one stands up to protect them. I SALUTE YOU G00NSW@RM, BRAVE SOLDIERS OF PEACE! Also, IWIN 100 !NT3RN3T5 for every post.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.23 02:48:00 - [136] Originally by: AMAGADLOOK I'MPOSTING I hereby declare war on everyone who declares war on fine upstanding citizens of the G00nsw@rm collective. It sickens me to see that the crusaders of G00nsw@rm are being dragged through all of this and no one stands up to protect them. I SALUTE YOU G00NSW@RM, BRAVE SOLDIERS OF PEACE! The first actual defense of the Jihad in this thread, except it confuses it with a crusade. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Caligon	Posted - 2009.09.23 02:50:00 - [137] Boring; -1.
AMAGADLOOK I'MPOSTING Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.09.23 02:56:00 - [138] The jihad is sort of a crusade... only the other way around... something like that... I dunno... LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!! Also, IWIN 100 !NT3RN3T5 for every post.
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.23 03:09:00 - [139] Tesal you have to know that if its not Goonswarm that will invade everyone's pixel, somebody else will take its place. Its always been like that. But continue, it amuses me too lol. weird to see Goonswarm with no defense. And when you get wardec does it cost you 250m for fuel and all that crap. Come on is that what Goon can come up with ?
Barbara Nichole Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance	Posted - 2009.09.23 05:58:00 - [140] Quote: but i gotta admit, they are growing on me in all sorts of weird ways ewww
Kalpaks II	Posted - 2009.09.23 06:37:00 - [141] Tesal - i will give you 10 mils each week to keep the postings and war going
Kalpaks II	Posted - 2009.09.23 06:59:00 - [142] first 10 mils sent
Poo Ka'hontas Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2009.09.23 07:02:00 - [143] Who can blame the Goon's? They just do what theire big idol, Osama Bin Laden has done. RL: You have a rich Camelhumper in a desert somewhere in who-gives-a-crap-where-it-is-land waving his butt**-finger at the west and shouting: Silence infidels, i kill you. And then proclaims he will attack and destroy us due to his religion and believes. Then when the polite americans show up to take the sheetdd selfproclaimed assmonkey Mr Laden on his word... what is he does? He runs away and hide in a cage. So i guess it's getting rather crowded and tight in those caves now, with Laden, Kartoon and his 5000 Goons. But knowing Jihadist right they are all probably butting each other wilst shouting foul language at the west. So you see... Goons does what they do best. Hide! (and butt** each other). ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.23 07:06:00 - [144] Americans may need to drink their own breast milk, get their **** stolen by TSA officials, and get fined $5000 for uttering the word "bomb" if they want to fly a plane 8 years later. Inciting such fear and fear-based oppression is a pretty good deal if you ask me.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.23 07:50:00 - [145] Originally by: Lag Generator Americans may need to drink their own breast milk, get their ** stolen by TSA officials, and get fined $5000 for uttering the word "bomb" if they want to fly a plane 8 years later. Inciting such fear and fear-based oppression is a pretty good deal if you ask me. Yes, its about fear, and fear based oppression. Which is the point of your Jihad, with fear you can accomplish much more than with bullets. With enough fear, your enemies crumble at the mere sight of you. It is also why you fail. You have made threats which you did not deliver on fool. And now I mock you and spit on you from my perch in Jatate. I turn fear into derisive laughter and skewer you with satire. Some now, will suffer your worst assaults just so they can laugh at you to your face. This will make your wars more difficult, and more expensive, and make people more willing to stand up to you. You will have to work harder to accomplish the same goals, and many Goons will die in battles you would not otherwise have had to fight. This is the price of failure in your Jihad. Your failure has brought pain and suffering upon all Goons. The stupidity of your leader, Karttoon, knows no bounds. Your own words betray you and your cause fool. There can be no worse failure for a large 0.0 power than to lose a fight in Empire. You have no excuse large enough to cover your shame in this. Kill my tower Goon. Kill it and despair at your own stupidity. never stop posting...with alts.** Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.23 07:59:00 - [146] yeah keep doing what you're doing :)
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.23 08:12:00 - [147] Originally by: Lag Generator yeah keep doing what you're doing :) And you keep doing what you are doing, which is failing, and also being a fool. You choose POS warfare in Empire, and the system of Jatate as the place from which you would strike fear into the hearts of many. That is a plan only a crazed idiot would pick. POS warfare does not strike fear into people's hearts, some in your own alliance would rather gouge out their own eyes than sit through yet another POS siege. And to make matters even worse for you, your dreads will not help you here, so your massive moon gold advantage is significantly diminished. Is it any surprise what has resulted? Now look at you! You are being lectured to by "pubbies" and laughed at by "2 bit" corporations. Pathetic. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Karan SaJet	Posted - 2009.09.23 08:14:00 - [148] Hint 1, goons power is the blob, if they cant use it they suck Hint 2 they cant do much in high sec since they cant use caps and if ur pos has guns it would be hard to take down Hint 4 if any 1 volunteers to join ur corp dont let them, they might be a goon alt that want to kill the tower bypassing protection. Summary Goons suck its true, cant wait till dominion comes.
Cronic Shillbilly	Posted - 2009.09.23 12:48:00 - [149] Originally by: Lag Generator Americans may need to drink their own breast milk, get their ** stolen by TSA officials, and get fined $5000 for uttering the word "bomb" if they want to fly a plane 8 years later. Inciting such fear and fear-based oppression is a pretty good deal if you ask me. You keep telling urself those lies. everyday thousands and thousands of us from the west fly in airplanes, go to work in skysc**rs. go to sporting events in hundred thousand plus crowds. go about our daily life. So this fear you think Osama has brought to us is nothing more than a better understanding of the world. and lets face it Osama is dead in a cave crushed by rocks, if not he would prove he is still alive by holding a copy of New York times.......the fact you geeks attach urself to such a event shows your are truly classless here to kick every troll I see I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Tesal
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.23 12:57:00 - [150] How about now?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.23 13:01:00 - [151] Heh. Suppose bin Laden is dead, but what the ** is America still doing in Afganistan? Not to mention Iraq, causing over 1.2 million civilian deaths, far more than **** ever did? WMDs and terror connections, where they at? America is the one terrorizing its own people. Right after 9/11 the "no-fly list" of terrorists consisted of merely 11 people, now the same assumption applies to over over 1 million, for great reasons such as sharing a nickname with someone, yet they have practically no chance of challenging their "terrorist" status. Eavesdropping without a warrant, imprisoning without court or justice, torturing and then trying to legislate it - that's the American way. Hell, bin Laden didn't even plan or mastermind 9/11, he merely provided the money (if that).
Gunnanmon Gallente Imperial Syndicate Forces The Laughing Men	Posted - 2009.09.23 13:43:00 - [152] Edited by: Gunnanmon on 23/09/2009 13:43:13 151st Signature locked for discussing moderation. Navigator
Kretin Arnon Amarr Path of the Immortals	Posted - 2009.09.23 14:02:00 - [153] This was a good laugh. Thank you. +--------------------------+ For now I sleep and watch
Cronic Shillbilly	Posted - 2009.09.23 14:39:00 - [154] Originally by: Lag Generator Heh. Suppose bin Laden is dead, but what the ** is America still doing in Afganistan? Not to mention Iraq, causing over 1.2 million civilian deaths, far more than **** ever did? WMDs and terror connections, where they at? America is the one terrorizing its own people. Right after 9/11 the "no-fly list" of terrorists consisted of merely 11 people, now the same assumption applies to over over 1 million, for great reasons such as sharing a nickname with someone, yet they have practically no chance of challenging their "terrorist" status. Eavesdropping without a warrant, imprisoning without court or justice, torturing and then trying to legislate it - that's the American way. Hell, bin Laden didn't even plan or mastermind 9/11, he merely provided the money (if that). and what country are you from here to kick every troll I see I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Tesal
Andrea Griffin	Posted - 2009.09.23 14:41:00 - [155] Originally by: Lag Generator A bunch of crap. Is this an attempt to move attention away from your failure to remove this tower in Jatate?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.23 14:51:00 - [156] ... are you saying we have tried to?
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.23 14:54:00 - [157] Originally by: Lag Generator ... are you saying we have tried to? extra fail if you did
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.23 16:19:00 - [158] Goons are trying to derail my thread topic with real life politics. Nice one Goons. Your efforts have the stench of desperation that a drowning rat exudes. You are all fools for trying to bring Jihad to Jatate. Imagine Karttoon as King Kong. Now imagine him as a midget King Kong shrieking like a child who dropped his candy in the mud. This is Goonswarm. Big babies in monkey suits. Kill my tower fools, and salvage some dignity from it. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
The BigOne Gallente Redheads and Railguns	Posted - 2009.09.23 16:33:00 - [159] Edited by: The BigOne on 23/09/2009 16:35:02 Wow. You sure do spit alot. edit I'm not one of their alts. Just sayin' edit GL with your jihad vs the bugs
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.23 16:41:00 - [160] Originally by: The BigOne Edited by: The BigOne on 23/09/2009 16:35:02 Wow. You sure do spit alot. edit I'm not one of their alts. Just sayin' edit GL with your jihad vs the bugs I have to drink a lot of water after I post. I am not hyperventilating like pathetic Goons however. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.23 16:59:00 - [161] Originally by: Tesal Originally by: The BigOne Edited by: The BigOne on 23/09/2009 16:35:02 Wow. You sure do spit alot. edit I'm not one of their alts. Just sayin' edit GL with your jihad vs the bugs I have to drink a lot of water after I post. I am not hyperventilating like pathetic Goons however. no **** ? I didn't notice that LMAO keep it going
Cronic Shillbilly	Posted - 2009.09.23 17:41:00 - [162] marry me tesal here to kick every troll I see I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap. Tesal
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.23 17:51:00 - [163] I haven't bothered to check, is it still up?
Mal Lokrano Gallente Faulcon de Lazy	Posted - 2009.09.23 18:26:00 - [164] This right here is why I play eve, the hilarious posts and even hilarious alliances that get owned because of them. Thank You Tesal ____________________________________________ When going to a party with wine, women, and song. Always acertain the vintage of the first two.
Bagdon GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.23 18:29:00 - [165] Does this mean we lost and have to move to Jita now?
Hrin Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.23 20:04:00 - [166] We killed a POS yesterday, was it the right one?
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.23 20:40:00 - [167] Originally by: Hrin We killed a POS yesterday, was it the right one? No it was just some worthless R64. Sorry AAA, our bad.
Bagdon GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.23 20:48:00 - [168]
Pandemonium Heresy Amarr	Posted - 2009.09.23 22:39:00 - [169] I've changed my mind, this thread is now lulz. Though I honestly don't know if it is the overuse of the 'spitting' imagery and use of the pejorative 'fool', or if Goons have found their match in one pilot who has combined all their weaknesses in the positioning of one tower. Come on goons, I know it was totally last Thursday, but you guys owned BoB, surely you can get this one tower. Or, dare I say it, Goons are getting bored with griefing EVE? Quote: A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective. -Sun-tzu
Rellik B00n Lethal Death Squad	Posted - 2009.09.23 22:47:00 - [170] Originally by: Vile rat No it was just some worthless R64. pre-patch premonition? Tune in at 9 to find out.. now back to the lolthread. + LDS @ Bclnc
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.23 22:49:00 - [171] Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy I've changed my mind, this thread is now lulz. Though I honestly don't know if it is the overuse of the 'spitting' imagery and use of the pejorative 'fool', or if Goons have found their match in one pilot who has combined all their weaknesses in the positioning of one tower. Come on goons, I know it was totally last Thursday, but you guys owned BoB, surely you can get this one tower. Or, dare I say it, Goons are getting bored with griefing EVE? No, they suspect there will be tarp, I think. Nah, they just go fancy doing the opposite of what certain people want them to do. Without Tesal's yearning for poss destruction it would have been long gone already maybe. Props for the alternative defense strategy, lolz.
Ilya Pasternak	Posted - 2009.09.23 23:55:00 - [172] It saddens me that I caught this thread so late into the game. Although I confess that I am indeed happy and satisfied that said tower is still in existence. Maybe I'll get lucky and see some fireworks in this still potentially epic thread. THE TOWER IS STILL ALIVE I provide you all with the image below, hosted courtesy of BayIMG. =) See The Tower Of OMG WTF EPICness.
Thingymawotzit Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams Negative Ten.	Posted - 2009.09.24 01:53:00 - [173] Wow. Goons getting called out and they doing nothing about it. Kinda sad. I mean whats 1 large tower? This guy has already decced you and INVITING you to kill it! What more do u want? Go kill the POS! And no its not uber to sit there and do nothing about the POS. \o/ Tesal!
Ahistaja GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 01:56:00 - [174] Edited by: Ahistaja on 24/09/2009 01:56:59 ^^^ actually yeah it kinda is ok show of hands, how many people posting itt have had a hauler or mining barge ganked in hisec by goons o/
Molly Jolie Amarr	Posted - 2009.09.24 02:19:00 - [175] Goons are just like their alliance logo, the bee, BIG YELLOW STRIPES down their backs. Never Gonna Give You Up....
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 02:27:00 - [176] Originally by: Hrin We killed a POS yesterday, was it the right one? Oh hey guys, its a coordinated attack, 3 on 1. I will parry with a ** off and kill my tower. Followed by a "bring out yer alts...bring out yer alts...". And then get serious with the slow dance...Hrin...you stay in your little enclave and talk to yourself some more...it will cheer you up and make you less depressed about your pathetic life. I have seen you sitting in station with nothing to do but spin your ship and cry about stupid bull. Of all Goons, you hate yourself the most. I know what has you constipated, its Goonswarm. Kill my tower. Its fitted to jam Amarr. My revenge on you will be that you will have to lock and load your geddons...constantly...all night long...while I sleep peacefully. never stop posting...with alts.** Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Terrible Karma	Posted - 2009.09.24 03:47:00 - [177] Originally by: Thingymawotzit And no its not uber to sit there and do nothing about the POS. Originally by: Ahistaja ^^^ actually yeah it kinda is No. It isn't. Abysmal goon fail. In fact, it's so fantasitically fail I'm sending Tesal 20 mil isk to encourage the manufacture of more sweet Goony tears. Originally by: Ahistaja ok show of hands, how many people posting itt have had a hauler or mining barge ganked in hisec by goons o/ Holy monkey flees! Goons have been reduced to ganking trial account badger I's? Show of hands: Does this statement highlight (in neon) just how truly pathetic goons really are? o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ That's what I thought. I've changed my mind. 100 mil to Tesal to continue the production of such deliciously sweet sweet Goony tears. Yummy Yummy!! Tesal, please confirm receipt of isk when you can spare a moment from Goony tear production.
Dianeces The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.09.24 04:00:00 - [178] I'm not sure what's going on in this thread, but I thought I'd better post in here anyway. Just to be sure, mind you.
Molly Jolie Amarr	Posted - 2009.09.24 04:11:00 - [179] Originally by: Tesal All 5000 of you have received notice of my war. Kill my POS. Um, they only have on the high side maybe 1000 players, they alt up like everyone else to boost their appearance. Originally by: Dianeces I'm not sure what's going on in this thread, but I thought I'd better post in here anyway. Just to be sure, mind you. [/qoute] of course you don't know whats going on, your alliance is like a blue light for goons. you get reset so many times i don't know why you bother anymore. Never Gonna Give You Up....
Pandemonium Heresy Amarr	Posted - 2009.09.24 04:25:00 - [180] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 02:52:35 Originally by: Hrin We killed a POS yesterday, was it the right one? Oh hey guys, its a coordinated attack, 3 on 1. I will parry with a ** off and kill my tower. Followed by a "bring out yer alts...bring out yer alts...". And then get serious with the slow dance...Hrin...you stay in your little enclave and talk to yourself some more...it will cheer you up and make you less depressed about your pathetic life. I have seen you sitting in station with nothing to do but spin your ship and cry about stupid bull. Of all Goons, you hate yourself the most. I know what has you constipated, its Goonswarm. Kill my tower. Its fitted to jam Amarr. My revenge on you will be that you will have to lock and load your geddons...constantly...all night long...while I sleep peacefully. Originally by:** Vile rat Originally by: Hrin We killed a POS yesterday, was it the right one? No it was just some worthless R64. Sorry AAA, our bad. Oh man, you have moon gold, you are freaking rich bro. Your problem though is you are a sock puppet, monkey muncher without any class. The only people left at the top of Goonswarm are a bunch of up tight, anal retentive and blatantly unfunny blow hards. Mittani, doesn't make jokes, he is like "I rip out your entrails, dog". That is not funny. Your name, Vile rat, it fits you, and not for the reasons people think, its because you would stab your own homies in the gut and watch them bleed out on the floor. You are a total psycho and also a complete coward, and one day you will turn on Goons, its the kind of person you are, its what you do, you enjoy it. Your name its not ironic in the slightest. If Goonswarm ever goes down, you will be one of the people stabbing them in the back and ripping them off. You will do it when you run out of animals to torture. And you will tell yourself its hilarious, and part of the game, and you will be full of ** the whole time. This is the stuff your Jihad is made of. Nice job there. You horrid little man child. Come kill my tower Vile rat. The truth makes you angry doesn't it. You want to kill me, you need to kill me, you must kill me. But you are also a sniveling coward. I spit on you, and I will cut you down you and your Jihad in Jatate. Fool. Now go cry with Hrin. You can bury him later in a shallow grave if it pleases you. What? No spitting? I am disappoint. Quote:** A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective. -Sun-tzu
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 05:03:00 - [181] Originally by: Terrible Karma Tesal, please confirm receipt of isk when you can spare a moment from Goony tear production. Isk received. Although I need no isk to produce Goony tears. Goons produce them for free, I just need to collect them, drink them, and spit them back in their face. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 05:06:00 - [182] Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 05:06:24 Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 02:52:35 Originally by: Hrin We killed a POS yesterday, was it the right one? Oh hey guys, its a coordinated attack, 3 on 1. I will parry with a ** off and kill my tower. Followed by a "bring out yer alts...bring out yer alts...". And then get serious with the slow dance...Hrin...you stay in your little enclave and talk to yourself some more...it will cheer you up and make you less depressed about your pathetic life. I have seen you sitting in station with nothing to do but spin your ship and cry about stupid bull. Of all Goons, you hate yourself the most. I know what has you constipated, its Goonswarm. Kill my tower. Its fitted to jam Amarr. My revenge on you will be that you will have to lock and load your geddons...constantly...all night long...while I sleep peacefully. Originally by:** Vile rat Originally by: Hrin We killed a POS yesterday, was it the right one? No it was just some worthless R64. Sorry AAA, our bad. Oh man, you have moon gold, you are freaking rich bro. Your problem though is you are a sock puppet, monkey muncher without any class. The only people left at the top of Goonswarm are a bunch of up tight, anal retentive and blatantly unfunny blow hards. Mittani, doesn't make jokes, he is like "I rip out your entrails, dog". That is not funny. Your name, Vile rat, it fits you, and not for the reasons people think, its because you would stab your own homies in the gut and watch them bleed out on the floor. You are a total psycho and also a complete coward, and one day you will turn on Goons, its the kind of person you are, its what you do, you enjoy it. Your name its not ironic in the slightest. If Goonswarm ever goes down, you will be one of the people stabbing them in the back and ripping them off. You will do it when you run out of animals to torture. And you will tell yourself its hilarious, and part of the game, and you will be full of **** the whole time. This is the stuff your Jihad is made of. Nice job there. You horrid little man child. Come kill my tower Vile rat. The truth makes you angry doesn't it. You want to kill me, you need to kill me, you must kill me. But you are also a sniveling coward. I spit on you, and I will cut you down you and your Jihad in Jatate. Fool. Now go cry with Hrin. You can bury him later in a shallow grave if it pleases you. You sound very angry and desperate about getting goons to attack your tower... but setting it up and wardeccing was your idea, remember? Tell us, what exactly have goons ever done to you?
Thuranni Queens of the Stone Age Rote Kapelle	Posted - 2009.09.24 05:08:00 - [183] Goons obviously ****ed you off enough to care enough to post continually in this thread for four days.
Jake McCord Minmatar Frequency Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.24 05:26:00 - [184] You go Tesal, show those Goons a thing or 2. If I can ever be of assistance, let me know. I spit in the face of GoonFleet I would spit on your honor, but you have none. And May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 05:29:00 - [185] Originally by: Lag Generator Tell us, what exactly have goons ever done to you? You could also ask why you are in such a pathetic alliance, and why your leaders are so brain dead as to make this stupid Jihad. Why? I don't have answers for you goon, all I have is a spot in Jatate where you I will kill you. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 05:56:00 - [186] Cmon now, don't be shy. It's obvious this is not your main. What did the goons do to you?
Lotus Sutra Caldari Sutra Inc	Posted - 2009.09.24 06:12:00 - [187] Name the moon your on so you will make it easier for me to find it. I don't want to waste my time flying from moon to moon looking for your POS when I can just fly to the moon you name. /me flies to jatate, finds tesals tower and sits eating popcorn and drinking beer while watching it and waiting for the REAL fireworks to begin. ------------------------------------------------ No you can't have my stuff
Elo Behram Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 06:29:00 - [188] i offer goonswarm's unconditional surrender please stop the humiliation, it's too much ~
Aniel Zaar Gallente BIG Libertas Fidelitas	Posted - 2009.09.24 06:34:00 - [189] I think goons won't do it just because you told them to do it. It's the "not your personal army" syndrome. If you really want your tower gone, be quite and sneaky about it. That ought to show them. -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 06:38:00 - [190] Originally by: Lag Generator Cmon now, don't be shy. It's obvious this is not your main. What did the goons do to you? This is my main. I post with it. You on the other hand, are quite clearly an alt. Your answers lie in Jatate 2-1, beneath the guns of my tower. Live a coward, or die a fool. Those are the choices brought upon you by your Jihad and by your own stupidity. I can feel the frustration beneath your words. You are scratching, clawing, gnawing at words, seeking for anything you can work with. There is nothing. Your path is clear, you must destroy my tower. Nothing else you can say will absolve you of this. Everything you do to deny it will only result in you being made to be a fool. I would tell you to "man up", but whats the point of that! never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Lotus Sutra Caldari Sutra Inc	Posted - 2009.09.24 06:41:00 - [191] Edited by: Lotus Sutra on 24/09/2009 06:45:02 Originally by: Tesal Your answers lie in Jatate 2-1, beneath the guns of my tower. Thanks Tesal, I'll come watch the fun. Do you have a snack bar handy near by? I'd hate to have to leave to get something to eat and miss all the fun if it happens. edit What do you call a beer bottle full of bees? A redneck vibrator. hehe. ------------------------------------------------ No you can't have my stuff
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 06:53:00 - [192] Tesal, quit dodging the question. What have the goons ever done to you (or your "alt", if you call this your "main") to make you sperg out like this?
Arcika Toalen GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 06:58:00 - [193] Originally by: Lag Generator Tesal, quit dodging the question. What have the goons ever done to you (or your "alt", if you call this your "main") to make you sperg out like this? Point out on the teddy bear where the bad goonie touched you.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 07:15:00 - [194] Originally by: Lag Generator Tesal, quit dodging the question. What have the goons ever done to you (or your "alt", if you call this your "main") to make you sperg out like this? I already answered it in this thread already. Originally by: Tesal I do what amuses me. This is my answer. If you would like it further explained, you can come to Jatate, I will write it on an artillery shell and gently deliver it to you. I will repeat my answers as many times as you wish. Kill my tower Goon, as you promised in your pathetic Jihad. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 07:19:00 - [195] No you haven't answered the question. Making a dedicated altcorp, spending hours upon hours to set up a POS, paying money for the wardec and sperging on the forum for 10+ pages needs a better explanation. Particularly as your cunning plan is backfiring.
Aniel Zaar Gallente BIG Libertas Fidelitas	Posted - 2009.09.24 07:27:00 - [196] Since Tesal did not take my logical proposal into consideration, it is clear his goal really isn't getting his tower destroyed - since to do that he would actually have to stop posting and generating internets drama. Since generating drama is what goons are all about, it's clear that he is a goon alt, and has been working to enlarge goonswarm e-peen in this manner. I bet a lot of people didn't even know who goons are before Tesal made this thread, let alone some jihad in some far away corner of EVE. -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 07:50:00 - [197] Originally by: Lag Generator No you haven't answered the question. Making a dedicated altcorp, spending hours upon hours to set up a POS, paying money for the wardec and sperging on the forum for 10+ pages needs a better explanation. Particularly as your cunning plan is backfiring. Its not my plan at all, that is the beauty of my plan. Its your plan, your Jihad. I saw the weakness in your Jihad, which was to kill Empire POS, this is a stupid idea to begin with because POS bashing is a horrid thing to do in Empire. My plan is to call you out for not following your own plan. Like right now, I can feel how irritated and upset you are. That is why I did it. To ** you off with your own words by throwing them back at you. As for the isk. I have more than enough to do this. As for the time, its worth it to make a fool out of you. I took your best and kicked them in the nuts, or where real men would have nuts anyway. I smashed your face into the ground too. That was great fun, to take Goons, the masters of posting, and break them down and beat them up in the one place they are thought by many to be invincible, in the realm of propaganda. And to do it by linking in game failures with out of game boasting was too good an opportunity to pass up. You are supreme fools for starting this Jihad. Keep crying with your alt Goon. I love it. Its hilarious. Its entertaining. To see an alliance like yours as weak and helpless as this is just too funny. never stop posting...with alts.** Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Mystical Dawn Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2009.09.24 08:06:00 - [198] Just ignore the OP, emokid wanting some attention wich it doesn't get from parents. Poor noobie.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 08:14:00 - [199] Originally by: Mystical Dawn Just ignore the OP, emokid wanting some attention wich it doesn't get from parents. Poor noobie. The alt strikes again. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Aniel Zaar Gallente BIG Libertas Fidelitas	Posted - 2009.09.24 08:22:00 - [200] Originally by: Tesal Goon alt, lol. No. Even if you aren't a goon alt, you might as well be recruited as one, since you are doing exactly the same thing a goon alt would be doing - generating internets drama centered around goonswarm. You are damn good at it too. -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 08:29:00 - [201] Originally by: Lag Generator No you haven't answered the question. Making a dedicated altcorp, spending hours upon hours to set up a POS, paying money for the wardec and sperging on the forum for 10+ pages needs a better explanation. Particularly as your cunning plan is backfiring. having a pos, a thread with emo goons with posts like these, and a wardec thats funded by other people is apparently a 'backfiring' plan. In other news, goons sc**** the barrel further and simply do not care, so much so that they refuse to post in this thread or other Tesal generated threads forevermore. Another R64 will soak up the tears.... for now.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 08:30:00 - [202] Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 08:31:49 I realize that you HAVE to troll goons into attacking your POS, since otherwise you would've wasted your effort, time and money. But the question is, what made you so butthurt in the first place? Why are you so angry that you decided "its worth it to make a fool out of us" and "spit in our faces and smash us" (or at least pretending that's what goons not bothering to shoot your POS is?) Come on. Did someone jihad your hulk? Show us where the evil goon touched you.
Kaaii Caldari KaaiiNet Holding Executor Corp	Posted - 2009.09.24 08:48:00 - [203] I endorse this product or service.... According to Oveur, existing LSAA's already anchored will stay there. kieron Director of Community Relations,
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 08:59:00 - [204] Originally by: Lag Generator Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 08:31:49 I realize that you HAVE to troll goons into attacking your POS, since otherwise you would've wasted your effort, time and money. But the question is, what made you so butthurt in the first place? Why are you so angry that you decided "its worth it to make a fool out of us" and "spit in our faces and smash us" (or at least pretending that's what goons not bothering to shoot your POS is?) Come on. Did someone jihad your hulk? Show us where the evil goon touched you. how many excuses do you have left up your sleeve lmao hes playing the game, pretty well tbqfh, trolling you, trolling goons, and providing some top quality tears from a bunch of rattled obese snorting pant sniffers! Why does he need to give you an excuse, hes called you out based on YOUR brethrens original threats, and the result is you and your cronies persistently twist and turn like vermin to avoid being humliated by a lowly empire maggot. Congrats on your new R64, but really, it belongs to Tesal now.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:16:00 - [205] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant how many excuses do you have left up your sleeve lmao hes playing the game, pretty well tbqfh, trolling you, trolling goons, and providing some top quality tears from a bunch of rattled obese snorting pant sniffers! Why does he need to give you an excuse, hes called you out based on YOUR brethrens original threats, and the result is you and your cronies persistently twist and turn like vermin to avoid being humliated by a lowly empire maggot. Congrats on your new R64, but really, it belongs to Tesal now. Haha, Tesal needs white knighting by posting alts now? Perhaps you, too, should put up a pos at Jatate, that will really show them!
Poo Ka'hontas Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:17:00 - [206] Originally by: Lag Generator Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 08:31:49 I realize that you HAVE to troll goons into attacking your POS, since otherwise you would've wasted your effort, time and money. But the question is, what made you so butthurt in the first place? Why are you so angry that you decided "its worth it to make a fool out of us" and "spit in our faces and smash us" (or at least pretending that's what goons not bothering to shoot your POS is?) Come on. Did someone jihad your hulk? Show us where the evil goon touched you. This is quoted as proof the Goons have been humiliated to the brink of insanity. NOW you finally come up with a response? NOW after 3 threads you finally have an "answer"? NOW you look more stupid than ever Goon!! Tesal is REALY getting to you isnt she? Your ego is hurting so bad you try to divert the facts, and cough's up one sentence/question Tesal has answered before..? Pathetic!! If this is what is left of the mighty force who once beat BoB, then i spit on you to. You see Goon, it's not YOU who touches Tesal anywhere.. She is fingerbanging your tiny litle brown hole with your own frekking fingers Goons... We all spit on you now. You are worthless. ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:17:00 - [207] Originally by: Lag Generator Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant how many excuses do you have left up your sleeve lmao hes playing the game, pretty well tbqfh, trolling you, trolling goons, and providing some top quality tears from a bunch of rattled obese snorting pant sniffers! Why does he need to give you an excuse, hes called you out based on YOUR brethrens original threats, and the result is you and your cronies persistently twist and turn like vermin to avoid being humliated by a lowly empire maggot. Congrats on your new R64, but really, it belongs to Tesal now. Haha, Tesal needs white knighting by posting alts now? Perhaps you, too, should put up a pos at Jatate, that will really show them! unfortunately this is my main, some fecker sold my account for isk while I went on a sobatical. I got them back good though.... I would put one up but frankly POS bores me, so I sit here watching you, try harder.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:22:00 - [208] Looks like the Hulk comment hit too close to home. Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:09:26 It is indeed my tower. I paid for it with my isk, some of which I got from mining with my hulk.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:26:00 - [209] Originally by: Lag Generator Looks like the Hulk comment hit too close to home. TROLLING..... POWER.... FADING!!! MUST.... RETORT..... and WIN OR .... TRY TO you have three choices - [ ] continue scrßping that barrel or [ ] go home [ ] embrace Tesal as your new overlord
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:31:00 - [210] Uh.. go home I guess? WTF that doesn't even make sense. Your posting is of lower quality than the OP's, but at least you didn't have to anchor modules or pay for that privilege.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:34:00 - [211] Originally by: Lag Generator Uh.. go home I guess? WTF that doesn't even make sense. Your posting is of lower quality than the OP's, but at least you didn't have to anchor modules or pay for that privilege. i prefer quantity over quality u mad?
Damien Klesk Antiquated.	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:42:00 - [212] Originally by: Lag Generator Looks like the Hulk comment hit too close to home. Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:09:26 It is indeed my tower. I paid for it with my isk, some of which I got from mining with my hulk. Weak.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:51:00 - [213] Originally by: Lag Generator Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant i prefer quantity over quality u mad? are you an alt of the OP? why you mad?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:58:00 - [214] Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 09:58:27 So are you his alt, or are you not?
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:07:00 - [215] Originally by: Lag Generator Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 09:58:27 So are you his alt, or are you not? ye u mad
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:09:00 - [216] just asking... yes or no?
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:13:00 - [217] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant unfortunately this is my main, some fecker sold my account for isk while I went on a sobatical. I got them back good though.... calm down son tomorrow is a new day - wait - are you an alt of the op?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:16:00 - [218] Way to dodge a question. whatever.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:19:00 - [219] Originally by: Lag Generator Way to dodge a question. whatever. hes an alt of the op!!!!!! (u mad)
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:33:00 - [220] Please put Tesal on the line, this page lacks sperg.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:36:00 - [221] Originally by: Lag Generator Please put Tesal on the line, this page lacks sperg. ahahahahaha
mcnuggetlol Amarr Via Crucis Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:41:00 - [222] Tesal you so crazy
Poo Ka'hontas Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2009.09.24 11:09:00 - [223] Since Tesal is having a nap: I spit on you Goons, you are fools! Destroy here tower you fool. I spit on you I spit on Kartoon I spit on your Jihad and also... I WILL KILL YOU ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________
Jenny SpitfireSP2	Posted - 2009.09.24 11:42:00 - [224] If you have a tower in hi-sec and you want to keep it safe from Goonswarm "jihad" then this, apparently, is how you do it. Who knew!
Anlarna VonCarstein	Posted - 2009.09.24 11:48:00 - [225] In before some ccp guy locks this thread, why some threads get shut down and others are allowed to drone on is beyond me.
Miss Tittsie	Posted - 2009.09.24 12:05:00 - [226] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant Originally by: Lag Generator Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 08:31:49 I realize that you HAVE to troll goons into attacking your POS, since otherwise you would've wasted your effort, time and money. But the question is, what made you so butthurt in the first place? Why are you so angry that you decided "its worth it to make a fool out of us" and "spit in our faces and smash us" (or at least pretending that's what goons not bothering to shoot your POS is?) Come on. Did someone jihad your hulk? Show us where the evil goon touched you. how many excuses do you have left up your sleeve lmao hes playing the game, pretty well tbqfh, trolling you, trolling goons, and providing some top quality tears from a bunch of rattled obese snorting pant sniffers! Why does he need to give you an excuse, hes called you out based on YOUR brethrens original threats, and the result is you and your cronies persistently twist and turn like vermin to avoid being humliated by a lowly empire maggot. Congrats on your new R64, but really, it belongs to Tesal now. I concur
Muad' Dib Gallente Beyond Divinity Inc Beyond Virginity	Posted - 2009.09.24 12:05:00 - [227] Originally by: Thuranni Goons obviously ***ed you off enough to care enough to post continually in this thread for four days. 4days ? Is that how long it's been ? And you still haven't figured out this thread. :( --- I smack just for myself. Your signature file is to large. Please note: we do not allow signature files larger than 24000 bytes - Fallout
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.24 12:21:00 - [228] To the OP: I noticed the picture of your POS and correct me if Im wrong but if goon ever decides (when pigs will fly I guess ) to attack you, are you sure you will have time to online every defense mods you got there. I noticed lots are anchored right now ?
Floydd Heywood	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:04:00 - [229] I'm a total newbie and I just read the whole thread. It's incredibly funny, I love how Tesal smacktalks Ok, so I know almost nothing about alliance wars, POS mechanics and stuff, but Goonswarm looks really bad in this thread. Whoever they are. Would someone care to explain to a noob why 1) Goonswarm apparently have such a bad reputation? (Is there a neutral 'history' or chronicle of their actions somewhere?) 2) taking out a single POS owned by a tiny corp would be any problem whatsoever for an alliance with thousands of members and 3) why it makes a difference that this POS is in Empire space (when a war has been declared)? Links would suffice, I don't mind reading ;)
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:22:00 - [230] 1. Goons have an excellent reputation, I have no idea why you ask. vOv 2. It's not a big problem to kill any POS as such. The point is that the guy set up a corporation, spent a lot of money on a wardec, and many boring hours setting up a POS for no other reason than to make it hard for goons to kill. Since there's no reason why goons would be interested in killing his POS in the first place, he's trying to talk smack as hard as he can to get them to kill it, to make good on his investment and save face. It's pretty funny. 3. Capital ships cannot enter highsec space, so all POS shooting would need to be done with small ships.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:24:00 - [231] Originally by: Lag Generator 1. Goons have an excellent reputation, I have no idea why you ask. vOv 2. It's not a big problem to kill any POS as such. The point is that the guy set up a corporation, spent a lot of money on a wardec, and many boring hours setting up a POS for no other reason than to make it hard for goons to kill. Since there's no reason why goons would be interested in killing his POS in the first place, he's trying to talk smack as hard as he can to get them to kill it, to make good on his investment and save face. It's pretty funny. 3. Capital ships cannot enter highsec space, so all POS shooting would need to be done with small ships. awww is it too big for widdle goony to go shooty? widdle goony crwy a widdle there there widdle goony ignore the twolls they only hurt your fweelings
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:38:00 - [232] EVE is the home of many drooling tards, but few would be as dumb enough to waste their own ISK and man-hours for no reward. The guy above may talk with a mouth full of ****, but he's still the living proof that the OP could've talked his smack just as easily without spending any of his money or effort.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:42:00 - [233] Originally by: Lag Generator EVE is the home of many drooling tards, but few would be as dumb enough to waste their own ISK and man-hours for no reward. The guy above may talk with a mouth full of ****, but he's still the living proof that the OP could've talked his smack just as easily without spending any of his money or effort. ahahahahaha look how hard you are trying to sound winner
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:45:00 - [234] Tesal is out 250 million for the wardec, a billion or so for the POS and fuel, and 10 hours of his life. Goons haven't lifted a finger or lost anything. Score looks good to me so far.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:52:00 - [235] Originally by: Lag Generator Tesal is out 250 million for the wardec, a billion or so for the POS and fuel, and 10 hours of his life. Goons haven't lifted a finger or lost anything. Score looks good to me so far. ahahahahaha yes you win you really do whats that now, 4th angle of approach?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 14:02:00 - [236] Yeah I should've egged the OP on some more, made him put up even more POSes or whatever.. but the trolling of late reeked of desperation, so I'm sure the facts were getting clear to him anyway. Oh well, it's fun while it lasts.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 14:04:00 - [237] Originally by: Lag Generator Yeah I should've egged the OP on some more, made him put up even more POSes or whatever.. but the trolling of late reeked of desperation, so I'm sure the facts were getting clear to him anyway. Oh well, it's fun while it lasts. are you an alt of the OP?
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.24 14:15:00 - [238] Originally by: Lag Generator EVE is the home of many drooling tards, but few would be as dumb enough to waste their own ISK and man-hours for no reward. The guy above may talk with a mouth full of ****, but he's still the living proof that the OP could've talked his smack just as easily without spending any of his money or effort. no reward wtf are you talking about wow, your lost. stop living under a rock and get out more. ok, I have to explain...just in case you don't understand and start picking your nose. they are griefers out there. sure, no ISK reward, lots of man hours wasted.. for what ? the crying at the end of course. I still can't believe you said that and just thought about it. wow Tesal is not doing this for the ISK. it was obvious on the first post ? yup, tesal just proved it once again... your [insert insult here]
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 14:16:00 - [239] Originally by: Nidhiesk Originally by: Lag Generator EVE is the home of many drooling tards, but few would be as dumb enough to waste their own ISK and man-hours for no reward. The guy above may talk with a mouth full of ****, but he's still the living proof that the OP could've talked his smack just as easily without spending any of his money or effort. no reward wtf are you talking about wow, your lost. stop living under a rock and get out more. ok, I have to explain...just in case you don't understand and start picking your nose. they are griefers out there. sure, no ISK reward, lots of man hours wasted.. for what ? the crying at the end of course. I still can't believe you said that and just thought about it. wow Tesal is not doing this for the ISK. it was obvious on the first post ? yup, tesal just proved it once again... your [insert insult here] epic burn
AMAGADLOOK I'MPOSTING Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.09.24 14:41:00 - [240] Edited by: AMAGADLOOK I''MPOSTING on 24/09/2009 14:42:53 Will you guys please STOP POASTING !!!!111oneleven!!!!! Get on with the show already, the popcorn is getting cold... That being said, MOAR PEW-PEW, LESS MEW-MEW!!!!!! Also, IWIN 100 !NT3RN3T5 for every post.
Dramaticus GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 14:48:00 - [241] i am being trolled by this pos SO ****ING HARD UNF UNF UNF Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan
scout alphabravo	Posted - 2009.09.24 14:52:00 - [242] After the goons declared this pitiful Jihad and promised to cleanse the holy system of Jatate of any towers you would expect them to do exactly that or look pretty stupid. A tower expressly built to withstand an assault should be no exception and tbqfh you would imagine they could muster a big enough BS fleet to drop it. Then again, the goons are pathetic in everything they do, stand for and say. Worthless alliance Worthless leader Worthless Jihad
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 14:59:00 - [243] Originally by: Dramaticus i am being trolled by this pos SO ****ING HARD UNF UNF UNF just look at how little you care
War Kitten	Posted - 2009.09.24 15:08:00 - [244] Originally by: Lag Generator Tesal is out 250 million for the wardec, a billion or so for the POS and fuel, and 10 hours of his life. Goons haven't lifted a finger or lost anything. Score looks good to me so far. This. Lots of emorage in this thread, its getting interesting now. Will Tesal continue paying for the war and fueling a pointless POS? Tune in next week boys and girls! "Here's your sign." - Bill Engvall
Dramaticus GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 15:12:00 - [245] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant Originally by: Dramaticus i am being trolled by this pos SO ****ING HARD UNF UNF UNF just look at how little you care yase i have put many words into this Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 15:16:00 - [246] Originally by: War Kitten Originally by: Lag Generator Tesal is out 250 million for the wardec, a billion or so for the POS and fuel, and 10 hours of his life. Goons haven't lifted a finger or lost anything. Score looks good to me so far. This. Lots of emorage in this thread, its getting interesting now. Will Tesal continue paying for the war and fueling a pointless POS? Tune in next week boys and girls! Will Goons continue to spout victory in the face of defiance? Will the Goon alts continue their hilarious hurff burfff rabble? Is Lag Generator an alt of the OP? Is this thread now about Sharting? I know I'll be watching!
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 15:28:00 - [247] Originally by: Lag Generator EVE is the home of many drooling tards, but few would be as dumb enough to waste their own ISK and man-hours for no reward. The guy above may talk with a mouth full of ***, but he's still the living proof that the OP could've talked his smack just as easily without spending any of his money or effort. I don't even need to post any more when fools like you can troll yourself for me, from your mom's basement, where you live with your pet ferret. Just look at you, your are covered in emo rage, whining about me, my thread and my POS. Oh this is the best outcome possible. Eve is home to many drooling tards.* A reminder, they are all in Goonswarm! lol, just lol. Oh god stop trolling yourself, thats too funny, I almost spit my coffee on my keyboard from laughing so hard. Remember I am supposed to be spitting on you. The Goon has gone ballistic and is lashing out. Look out! He isn't going to take this ** any more! never stop posting...with alts.** Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.24 15:42:00 - [248] Edited by: Nidhiesk on 24/09/2009 15:42:48 Originally by: Tesal And no, you haven't lost anything, including your aspie virginity. But you have lifted many fingers, to pick your nose, and scratch your ass, and to type furiously filled with a massive amount of emo rage. Oh god the emo rage, THE EMO RAGE. You are such a fool. Tesal you a$$hole. dont say these things. I work in a call center. I can't laugh when I speak to a customer. you almost made me shoke when doing my work LMAO omfg. Purely EPIC
Elo Behram Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 16:09:00 - [249] Originally by: scout alphabravo Then again, the goons are pathetic in everything they do, stand for and say. Worthless alliance Worthless leader Worthless Jihad i agree with this post ~
FOl2TY8 Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.09.24 16:29:00 - [250] GOONS ARE LAME-O FOR REALS. Can I join? ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve
Hrin Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 16:46:00 - [251] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:55:54 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:48:32 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:38:21 Originally by: Lag Generator EVE is the home of many drooling tards, but few would be as dumb enough to waste their own ISK and man-hours for no reward. The guy above may talk with a mouth full of ***, but he's still the living proof that the OP could've talked his smack just as easily without spending any of his money or effort. I don't even need to post any more when fools like you can troll yourself for me, from your mom's basement, where you live with your pet ferret. Just look at you, your are covered in emo rage, whining about me, my thread and my POS. Oh this is the best outcome possible. Eve is home to many drooling tards.* A reminder, they are all in Goonswarm! lol, just lol. Oh god stop trolling yourself, thats too funny, I almost spit my coffee on my keyboard from laughing so hard. Remember I am supposed to be spitting on you. The Goon has gone ballistic and is lashing out. Look out! He isn't going to take this **** any more! edit Originally by:* Lag Generator Tesal is out 250 million for the wardec, a billion or so for the POS and fuel, and 10 hours of his life. Goons haven't lifted a finger or lost anything. Score looks good to me so far. For your information, I am on a Jihad of my own to destroy all of 0.0, so I would have spent this isk anyways hiring mercs and griefers to kill you all. I have been doing this the past couple of months. Fool, you will die. Now go take your estrogen pills. And no, you haven't lost anything, including your aspie virginity. But you have lifted many fingers, to pick your nose, and scratch your ass, and to type furiously filled with a massive amount of emo rage. Oh god the emo rage, THE EMO RAGE. You are such a fool. edit Originally by:* Lag Generator Yeah I should've egged the OP on some more, made him put up even more POSes or whatever.. but the trolling of late reeked of desperation, so I'm sure the facts were getting clear to him anyway. Oh well, it's fun while it lasts. Listen fool. I have been away, the only person trolling "of late" in this thread is you. That is why it reeks of desperation. Kill my POS. I warned you I would cause you pain, suffering and embarrassment if you didn't. Its your Jihad, its your problem. Now die. You might as well, because you will hold your head in shame every time you log on, every time you post, every time you show your face in front of other Goons. Now you know what it is to be owned. My POS awaits you. Your death will be quick, but I do not promise it will be painless. You are a fool, you ought to die like one. But before you come to Jatate, please take a bath, you really stink. Personal hygiene, try it. Its what you have when you have self respect. Originally by: Dramaticus Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant Originally by: Dramaticus i am being trolled by this pos SO **ING HARD UNF UNF UNF just look at how little you care yase i have put many words into this Here, have some periods. ......** Hrin doesn't need them any more. To get sperging like this we usually have to shoot a tower. just saying
Nlewis GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 16:52:00 - [252] this is the best thread ever
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 16:55:00 - [253] Originally by: Tesal For your information, I am on a Jihad of my own to destroy all of 0.0, so I would have spent this isk anyways hiring mercs and griefers to kill you all. I have been doing this the past couple of months. Fool, you will die. Now go take your estrogen pills. First you're a "main" financing a fail bait POS with Hulk-mined plagioglaze money "for fun", now you claim you're a Serious Business mushroom-cloud-laying mother**er up to DESTROY ALL 0.0 IN A JIHAD who's financed mercenaries for months and **. Hope ya got your money's worth! Cleansing 0.0 isn't done by spending your afternoons anchoring modules to your highsec POS and calling it a win. Only in your world. Since you're all about jihad and killing us, it should be for granted that you're gonna extend the wardec against GS next week.
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:02:00 - [254] lol. I wonder at which smackademy Tesal graduated but I bet it was ****laude.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:09:00 - [255] Originally by: Hrin To get sperging like this we usually have to shoot a tower. just saying Oh god, you are alive. I thought Vile rat killed you and ate you. "Sperging"? So Goons need to sperge when they shoot towers. I didn't know that, I am glad you told me fool. I agree with you that Lag Generator has let his emo rage get the best of him too. He is sperging way too much. Let me add, I think that is what Goons do in their basements when their mom goes out to the grocery store to buy them pop tarts. Does your mom buy you pop tarts? I think she does. I have better words that I use, like "spit" and "fool". I love that you came back for more fun. I am also glad you used one of the periods I gave you. I gave some to Dramaticus because I thought you were dead. It turns out you are only brain dead, my mistake. Also, you truly are a fool. I spit on you. And now that you are back, kill my tower like you promised. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Twigand Berries Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:18:00 - [256] Where is this?
Yet Maria	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:23:00 - [257] It just seems like someone is upset about how a religion has been mocked. They all should should apologize(both sides) for all the e-drama IMHO. It's not hard, and would be the best thing IMHO. It is always possible for both parties to make this end in a nice way I think. :) all IMHO
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:32:00 - [258] Originally by: Yet Maria It just seems like someone is upset about how a religion has been mocked. They all should should apologize(both sides) for all the e-drama IMHO. It's not hard, and would be the best thing IMHO. It is always possible for both parties to make this end in a nice way I think. :) all IMHO yeah, lets all hug and kiss. GANGBANG**
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:36:00 - [259] Originally by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:28:00 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:55:54 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:48:32 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:38:21 Quoting this. Clearly it is a calm and collected guy who writes a post, and then spends half a hour editing it for what he thinks would sound the cleverest and most biting. Not the guy who's panicing about his time (for what little that's worth) and hard-earned Veldspar mining money spent on POS and wardec rendered useless :rolleyes:. Mutual wardec you say? You were the one promising your Jihad and cleansing of all of 0.0. You should put up more towers in Jatate, clearly that will work.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:38:00 - [260] Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 17:40:33 Originally by: Lag Generator Originally by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:28:00 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:55:54 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:48:32 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:38:21 Quoting this. Clearly it is a calm and collected guy who writes a post, and then spends half a hour editing it for what he thinks would sound the cleverest and most biting. Not the guy who's panicing about his time (for what little that's worth) and hard-earned Veldspar mining money spent on POS and wardec rendered useless :rolleyes:. Mutual wardec you say? You were the one promising your Jihad and cleansing of all of 0.0. You should put up more towers in Jatate, clearly that will work. Holy **. You are one witty mother*er. Now kill my tower. edit See what I did there. Kill my tower. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
OninoTimmo	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:43:00 - [261] Goonie toons have no honour. Can't wait to hire mercs to kill you all Epic winnery FTW, goon sire;;;;; yarr!!!
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:48:00 - [262] Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 17:49:27 Originally by: OninoTimmo Goonie toons have no honour. Can't wait to hire mercs to kill you all Epic winnery FTW, goon sire;;;;; yarr!!! You are back fool. You look good in your alt. Actually you look like ***. Kill my tower. edit Too bad you are useless now. You should go to biomass. Golden. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:49:00 - [263] Idiocy is defined by trying the same thing and expecting different results. You spent nearly 15 pages of posting begging, cursing, frothing from your mouth trying to motivate goons to kill it. Every post included the phrase "kill my tower" at least once, if not thrice or more. Yet still you think trying the same thing over for the hundreth time would be different. The fact is that goons are lazy and couldn't be arsed to shoot that pos even if there was ***** in it. We all enjoy your posting, but it's not gonna work, son.
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:51:00 - [264] Originally by: Lag Generator Idiocy is defined by trying the same thing and expecting different results. You spent nearly 15 pages of posting begging, cursing, frothing from your mouth trying to motivate goons to kill it. Every post included the phrase "kill my tower" at least once, if not thrice or more. Yet still you think trying the same thing over for the hundreth time would be different. The fact is that goons are lazy and couldn't be arsed to shoot that pos even if there was ***** in it. We all enjoy your posting, but it's not gonna work, son. it clearly says number 9. learn to count... KILL HIS TOWER.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:53:00 - [265] Originally by: Lag Generator Idiocy is defined by trying the same thing and expecting different results. You spent nearly 15 pages of posting begging, cursing, frothing from your mouth trying to motivate goons to kill it. Every post included the phrase "kill my tower" at least once, if not thrice or more. Yet still you think trying the same thing over for the hundreth time would be different. The fact is that goons are lazy and couldn't be arsed to shoot that pos even if there was *** in it. We all enjoy your posting, but it's not gonna work, son. You poor stupid Goon. Its "insanity" that is defined as doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. Idiocy is more like when you get dragged into a thread and then get the beat out of you. Kill my tower. never stop posting...with alts.** Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:57:00 - [266] Originally by: Nidhiesk it clearly says number 9. learn to count... Doesn't look like you care enough about the man's POS to forget the other thread. I suggest you put up another tower in Jatate. It clearly irritates goons to no end if you violate this Allah's holy space. Just ask Tesal this, I'm sure he'll recommend it.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:02:00 - [267] Originally by: Tesal Kill my tower. No. Try harder. May I suggest you mock us about "posting" and how you spit on Allah. That's the best way. Goons will really take those into heart and shoot your pos in no time. Particularly about posting. You might also try calling DBRB a good fleetcommander, some people would shoot a pos for such mockery alone.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:04:00 - [268] Originally by: Lag Generator Idiocy is defined by trying the same thing and expecting different results. You spent nearly 15 pages of posting begging, cursing, frothing from your mouth trying to motivate goons to kill it. Every post included the phrase "kill my tower" at least once, if not thrice or more. Yet still you think trying the same thing over for the hundreth time would be different. The fact is that goons are lazy and couldn't be arsed to shoot that pos even if there was ***** in it. We all enjoy your posting, but it's not gonna work, son. He is trying different things, only through the same channelled median, to get the same desired result. To get posts like these. Your definition of idiocy does not apply here, except with regard to his phrase 'kill my tower' - which is actually pretty hilarious, given that you are actively trying to discourage him, and get him to give up. There is no bigger or better stance you or the rest of your pant sniffing crew can take here - by all counts, he wins. Thats all you need to say. You win. And you get to stop too! Wouldn't you love that? or u mad?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:15:00 - [269] Originally by: Lag Generator Originally by: Tesal Kill my tower. No. Try harder. May I suggest you mock us about "posting" and how you spit on Allah. That's the best way. Goons will really take those into heart and shoot your pos in no time. Particularly about posting. You might also try calling DBRB a good fleetcommander, some people would shoot a pos for such mockery alone. That would be against the TOS, and would result in this thread being locked. I spit on the false prophet Karttoon, Goonswarm and you. You have been owned son. You will have to live with that pain every day for the rest of your life. It will be hard adjusting to your new life. I hope you can find the strength to live. Actually I don't care. Who is DBRB? never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:21:00 - [270] hey hey go easy on him Tesal it can't be easy being a pawn in an alliance of pant sniffers just think what hes going through, he's trying to claim victory, compensate for his brethren's inadequacy praying all the time that someone more significant than himself in his huddle takes notice and actually destroys your tower but they don't, so he is reduced to nothing but twisting and turning spam into a victory.... may Dominion have pity on his soul
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:26:00 - [271] Cmon Tesal, this thread is off the AUP, being about goons and all. Don't hold back! For someone who's been working for months to single-handedly cleanse all 0.0 in your own personal Jihad, I'm afraid you've off the loop somewhat. DBRB is the greatest fleet commander in Goonswarm and goons could very well roll off their couches to shoot your POS if you called him a bad one. p.s. You forgot "Kill my POS". Our children is learning.
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:31:00 - [272] Originally by: Lag Generator Cmon Tesal, this thread is off the AUP, being about goons and all. Don't hold back! For someone who's been working for months to single-handedly cleanse all 0.0 in your own personal Jihad, I'm afraid you've off the loop somewhat. DBRB is the greatest fleet commander in Goonswarm and goons could very well roll off their couches to shoot your POS if you called him a bad one. p.s. You forgot "Kill my POS". Our children is learning. u mad lol
Sippin Syzzzurp GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:39:00 - [273] keep spitting im running out of lube and need to finish
OninoTimmo	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:44:00 - [274] I had oatmeal and raisins for breakfast this morning KILL MY TOWER
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:48:00 - [275] Goon alt army!!!!!! to this thread!!!! FLY MY PRETTIES, FLY
Zarithas Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:50:00 - [276] Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:55:54 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:48:32 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:38:21 Originally by: Lag Generator EVE is the home of many drooling tards, but few would be as dumb enough to waste their own ISK and man-hours for no reward. The guy above may talk with a mouth full of ***, but he's still the living proof that the OP could've talked his smack just as easily without spending any of his money or effort. I don't even need to post any more when fools like you can troll yourself for me, from your mom's basement, where you live with your pet ferret. Just look at you, your are covered in emo rage, whining about me, my thread and my POS. Oh this is the best outcome possible. Eve is home to many drooling tards.* A reminder, they are all in Goonswarm! lol, just lol. Oh god stop trolling yourself, thats too funny, I almost spit my coffee on my keyboard from laughing so hard. Remember I am supposed to be spitting on you. The Goon has gone ballistic and is lashing out. Look out! He isn't going to take this **** any more! edit Originally by:* Lag Generator Tesal is out 250 million for the wardec, a billion or so for the POS and fuel, and 10 hours of his life. Goons haven't lifted a finger or lost anything. Score looks good to me so far. For your information, I am on a Jihad of my own to destroy all of 0.0, so I would have spent this isk anyways hiring mercs and griefers to kill you all. I have been doing this the past couple of months. Fool, you will die. Now go take your estrogen pills. And no, you haven't lost anything, including your aspie virginity. But you have lifted many fingers, to pick your nose, and scratch your ass, and to type furiously filled with a massive amount of emo rage. Oh god the emo rage, THE EMO RAGE. You are such a fool. edit Originally by:* Lag Generator Yeah I should've egged the OP on some more, made him put up even more POSes or whatever.. but the trolling of late reeked of desperation, so I'm sure the facts were getting clear to him anyway. Oh well, it's fun while it lasts. Listen fool. I have been away, the only person trolling "of late" in this thread is you. That is why it reeks of desperation. Kill my POS. I warned you I would cause you pain, suffering and embarrassment if you didn't. Its your Jihad, its your problem. Now die. You might as well, because you will hold your head in shame every time you log on, every time you post, every time you show your face in front of other Goons. Now you know what it is to be owned. My POS awaits you. Your death will be quick, but I do not promise it will be painless. You are a fool, you ought to die like one. But before you come to Jatate, please take a bath, you really stink. Personal hygiene, try it. Its what you have when you have self respect. Originally by: Dramaticus Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant Originally by: Dramaticus i am being trolled by this pos SO **ING HARD UNF UNF UNF just look at how little you care yase i have put many words into this Here, have some periods. ......** Hrin doesn't need them any more. look at this look at all these words look at all these mean, mean words
Sippin Syzzzurp GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:57:00 - [277] z
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:58:00 - [278] woops running out of ideas now monkeys
Goonswarm Alt	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:00:00 - [279] you god damn homosexual you broke the z0r chain why dont you go **** a dude in the butttttt~
Nidhiesk	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:01:00 - [280] Edited by: Nidhiesk on 24/09/2009 19:01:06 Originally by: Lag Generator Cmon Tesal, this thread is off the AUP, being about goons and all. Don't hold back! For someone who's been working for months to single-handedly cleanse all 0.0 in your own personal Jihad, I'm afraid you've off the loop somewhat. DBRB is the greatest fleet commander in Goonswarm and goons could very well roll off their couches to shoot your POS if you called him a bad one. p.s. You forgot "Kill my POS". Our children is learning. STOP BEING A WUSS AND KILL HIS TOWER p.s: I don't use cap unless its you ... you deserve it Originally by: Sippin Syzzzurp keep spitting im running out of lube and need to finish lube ? ewwww
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:03:00 - [281] Originally by: Goonswarm Alt you god damn homosexual you broke the z0r chain why dont you go **** a dude in the butttttt~ ahahahahahahahahaha I N G
Goonswarm Alt	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:06:00 - [282] no u
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:09:00 - [283] Edited by: Sanguis Fluibant on 24/09/2009 19:09:39 ahahahaha polly want a cracker? p.s. look at your edits
Hrin Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:11:00 - [284] I would shoot this tower, but instead I will poast. I must poast because I am being camped into Delve by Privateers. I will shoot this tower when I find some of our many, many blues to break the privateer camp for me. C U on the battlefield
Cindy McCain GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:21:00 - [285] Alright guys this ruse has gone on for quite long enough. IÆm Tesal. Thank you everybody who sent me money for your support. It'll be used to further the goonswarm jihad cause.
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:24:00 - [286] Originally by: Floydd Heywood Would someone care to explain to a noob why 1)Goonswarm apparently have such a bad reputation? (Is there a neutral 'history' or chronicle of their actions somewhere?) IÆll answer this one. Goons are notorious scammers and metagamers. They boast about how they are going ruin as many peopleÆs game play as possible including high sec hulk killing to name one. They brag about being scammer even on their web pages to new people. Below is a list of just some of the scams the goons have done: GoonFleet Link1 . Link2 . Link3 . Link4 . Link5 . Link6 Inso far as metagaming IÆve had personal experience. They will put spies into other corps and then get the vent passwords and pass them on to others in the goons. Then just when your fleet is about to attack or be attacked by the Goons they will spam trying to login to said server and off again cause it to crash or cause loss of communication of the FC and the fleet. There are other metagaming tricks they do as well. Maybe they will poast about them. Services I Provide: Alliance Creation ● Caldari Standings ● Thieves Of EvE ● Titans ● My Links What Makes Me Tick
Sanguis Fluibant Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:26:00 - [287] Originally by: Cindy McCain Alright guys this ruse has gone on for quite long enough. IÆm Tesal. Thank you everybody who sent me money for your support. It'll be used to further the goonswarm jihad cause. lol make it stop they cry make it stop we dont want to attack a high sec death star waaaaaaaaaaaa
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.24 19:48:00 - [288] Originally by: Cindy McCain Alright guys this ruse has gone on for quite long enough. IÆm Tesal. Thank you everybody who sent me money for your support. It'll be used to further the goonswarm jihad cause. Lol, that would be so awesome.
Airborne Ninja Minmatar Virtual HitMen	Posted - 2009.09.24 20:12:00 - [289] What would also be awesome is if the goons stole the tower and used it to get more jihad ships.
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.24 20:29:00 - [290] Originally by: Fitz VonHeise They will put spies into other corps and then get the vent passwords and pass them on to others in the goons. Then just when your fleet is about to attack or be attacked by the Goons they will spam trying to login to said server and off again cause it to crash or cause loss of communication of the FC and the fleet. There are other metagaming tricks they do as well. Maybe they will poast about them. Hahahahahhah what? Explain how we could do this and fly spaceships at the same time? You just made that up.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.24 20:30:00 - [291] Only 5 more pages Goons. At 15 pages I will have an Empire threadnaught, then I will siege green for Goonie tears. Then you will really be screwed. All of this because you can't kill my tower. Also, I love how many people you have brought in on this thread now. It will be at 15 pages very soon if you keep this up. I control your space in Jatate, and am controlling your time on the forums. That makes me your master. Bow before me, and follow my commands. I command you to die fools. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Golden. Mittani alt says hi.
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.09.24 20:38:00 - [292] Originally by: Vile rat Hahahahahhah what? Explain how we could do this and fly spaceships at the same time? You just made that up. I knew you would never outright admit it. (bad things might happen)

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