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Anhur Shu
Knowledge Stick Station
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Posted - 2009.09.23 17:59:00 -
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 Originally by: Aralieus
....when your at the grocery store and you spot a loner in the back and take something out of there cart and circle them fast trying to keep transversal low wishing they would take the item back so you can get aggro  
ROFL!!!
....when you can actually picture this happening
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2009.09.23 18:50:00 -
[32]
...when the light turns green and you try to bump the transport truck in front of you 'off the gate' so you can get by in your Honda Civic.
Mr Epeen 
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.23 19:04:00 -
[33]
When you're in the queue of traffic waiting to get into the supermarket and you're paranoid in case the gankers show up
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited! |
Xorth Adimus
Caldari
The Perfect Storm
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.09.23 20:19:00 -
[34]
When you have nightmares about flying a naked battleship around 0.0.
When your women does the 'You love EVE (refered to as THAT F***ing game!) more then me' rant.
You teach your kids how to mine.
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Mort Eveson
Gallente
Intaki Liberation Front
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Posted - 2009.09.23 21:50:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Xorth Adimus
When your women does the 'You love EVE (refered to as THAT F***ing game!) more then me' rant.
Been there, done that.
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.23 21:51:00 -
[36]
Wife aggro is T2 damage isn't it? 
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
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SomebodyKickedMyDog
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Posted - 2009.09.23 21:59:00 -
[37]
when you RAGE when ccp makes changes. 
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.09.23 22:02:00 -
[38]
you see another one of these threads.
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silly person
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Posted - 2009.09.23 22:54:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Xorth Adimus
When your women does the 'You love EVE (refered to as THAT F***ing game!) more then me' rant.
When you admit to her that she is right.
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Cronan Vile
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Posted - 2009.09.23 23:15:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Cronan Vile on 23/09/2009 23:15:34
When you "Rgr.." your wife, she blinks, leaves the room and is slightly unsure what just happened...
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Cronan Vile
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Posted - 2009.09.23 23:20:00 -
[41]
When you've got your knee down on a roundabout, the exit is looming and Porche Carrera is just demanding that the you hit your mwd to get the tackle...
Ohh yeah!!
even fired my Web with the horn button 'ave it!!
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Ambein Flambein
352 Industries
Dead End Society
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Posted - 2009.09.23 23:57:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Xorth Adimus
You teach your kids how to mine.
when i have kids, they are learnign ot mine as soon as they can hold the mouse. thier daily chores ill consist of an hours mining.
yeah, im probably the last person that should be having kids, cause ifi get divorced and have ot pay child support, ill probably try to pay it with ingame isk
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illford baker
Pilots of Damnation
death from above..
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Posted - 2009.09.24 00:14:00 -
[43]
when you drive over 80 MPH you see a warp tunnel effect
when, at a meeting with your CEO you propose a vote to lock down a BPO
when pulling into a parking space you refer to it as docking and when you want to leave, you yell for permission to undock.
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Yet Maria
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Posted - 2009.09.24 00:33:00 -
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I'm still pretty new to the game, but I had my wife mining for me while I took a shower. My 5 year old daughter is pretty good at it too. Just move from the cargohold to the container.....
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Spike 68
ADVANCED SHIP SALVAGE AND SCRAP
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Posted - 2009.09.24 03:13:00 -
[45]
When you've seen this thread 500 times before and you still look at them because at this point its more fun than actually logging in. 
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Betray
Caldari
panda academy
Panda Supremacy
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Posted - 2009.09.24 06:26:00 -
[46]
Edited by: Betray on 24/09/2009 06:27:49
when your wife tells you to go the mall with her you say "I can't go in Jita because i have -10 sec status"
when you plan a vacation you never book the return flight because you keep thinking "I'll just use jump clone"
when a mob point a gun at you you say "go ahead, i don't have implants in this clone anyway"
when your friend ask you to find someone you say "no problem, i got a locator agent back in my station"
when you see a car crash you complain that you forgot to fit a salvager
*edit: spelling
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Levistus Junior
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.24 06:43:00 -
[47]
when you end an IM converstation at work with 'fly safe'.
The scary part was the guy knew what it meant
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Lotus Sutra
Caldari
Sutra Inc
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Posted - 2009.09.24 06:58:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Xorth Adimus
When you have nightmares about flying a naked battleship around 0.0.
When your women does the 'You love EVE (refered to as THAT F***ing game!) more then me' rant.
You teach your kids how to mine.
I got my fiance into EVE, now she gets mad at me if I want to stop playing before she does 
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Insa Rexion
Minmatar
CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2009.09.24 07:07:00 -
[49]
when you ignore your mail for so long that you find out you have the baliffs after you for council tax that you had the money to pay all along.
when you forget your mum's birthday despite the several charitable hints she gave you in the weeks leading up to it and she calls you on the day and you ask her to call back cuz ur in fleet 
I has 17 XBOX can I get sov ??
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Wallace Grey
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Posted - 2009.09.24 07:08:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Wallace Grey on 24/09/2009 07:08:35
I've actualy had one of these moments a while ago at work.
I had to restart a SQL server but before doing so i wanted to notify the people using databases on that server... While trying to think of a good way of finding out who these people were i came up with the awesome idea of having them X up in local.
I felt good about this idea for about a full 10 seconds... :(
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Jovoich
Kleinrock Heavy Industries
The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2009.09.24 07:12:00 -
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Couple of true ones from me
- When you work in a UK Bank and keep typing ISK on internal memos (hard one to explain to the boss)
- When you're watching star trek and a Suliban shuttle instantly cloaks after leaving Enterprise, you find urself shouting at the sceen 'he isnt 2.5km away!!!!'
- When your playing COD4 and you're little brother comes in and shouts 'Pod his ass)
- When you've converted a EVE PVP vid to work on your mobile, so you can show people rather than trying to explain what EVE is AGAIN!
I call 'Bull****' CCP. Isn't it great that the alchemy process was introduced & can 'take up the slack?' |
Lotus Sutra
Caldari
Sutra Inc
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Posted - 2009.09.24 07:23:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Jovoich
- When you've converted a EVE PVP vid to work on your mobile, so you can show people rather than trying to explain what EVE is AGAIN!
I have several eve vids I made on my IPoD for that same reason!
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Ambein Flambein
352 Industries
Dead End Society
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Posted - 2009.09.24 07:43:00 -
[53]
when your reading the newspaper and see the word erebus and instantly think of eve (just did that one earlier this evening)
or when you see the word erebus in your local newspaper and think of chribba
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Chrysos
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.09.24 08:08:00 -
[54]
When your gf wakes you in the middle of the night because she can hear burglers in the house and you immediately go to log out of your vent session.
When you see a large barge called 'Mammouth' on the canal in front of your house and try to flag it down to find out if the guy who owns it plays Eve.
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Kratznotzt
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Posted - 2009.09.24 08:53:00 -
[55]
Yesterday when I was out walking I saw a sign that said:
Shore 0.3 ->
and I decided to take a safer route .
True story, sadly enough...
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