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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.09.23 06:04:00 -
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You know you are playing EvE too much when:
- You are dragging your mouse over your screen shots that are really being used as wallpaper and wondering if your game client froze and it takes you a long time to realize it's not even running.
- You start to become as pale as your Avatar or your uber mullet would make you president of Intaki Prime.
- You start to right click everything on the computer, even out of game.
- You plan your vacations around your training que.
- You start sorting everything you own by name, or quantity, or type.
- Suddenly breast implants seem less like of a violation of nature.
- You don't allow yourself to feel 100 percent safe in so-called "crime free" areas.
- Nobody will watch sci-fi movies that have space battles with you any more because you can't stop ranting about blobs, using the map to avoid fights, etc.
- You compare the size of your favorite ship to every large object you see.
- You feel like Chribba is a member of your family.
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Ivana Twinkle
Amarr
Polytechnique Gallenteenne
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Posted - 2009.09.23 06:30:00 -
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haha the first one - I've had the login screen as wallpaper and I've tried several times to type my password into the password field... :(
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.23 06:40:00 -
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I just did the first one, kind of, was looking at a screenshot of a mega and tried clicking on the pic and dragging to make it spin.
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited! |
Janice Jankowski
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:18:00 -
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When you know that threads like this will inevitably have comments relating to how often threads like this are created
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Leana Darkrider
Minmatar
Creatio -ex- nihilo
The Donkey Rollers
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:21:00 -
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hehe, right clicking and dragging on a screenshot and then wondering why nothing is happening sure sounds familiar 
You could also add to the list:
when your wife is leaving you (because of EvE), and you then say, didn't want that woman anyways 
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If only EVE could cook, if only.... |
Darth A30NZ
Amarr
Altus Provisio
Violent Society
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:32:00 -
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You know you are playing EvE too much when:
Your wife is naked at the doorway saying you need to come with her, And you say hang on babe I'm at war and need to dock.
EDIT
You know you are playing EvE too much when:
She accepts that as a good reason....
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vulnevia
EVE Marshals
Prismatic Refraction
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:51:00 -
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...when you've seen this kind of thread +20 something times and you say "Meh" instead of "Gah, I wanna throw some antimatter on his velly" 
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Free Folen
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Posted - 2009.09.23 08:21:00 -
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When you tell your boss at work, "Just click the items you want and right click invert selection"
When he is working on windows explorer .
p.s Microsoft should so implement that!!
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.23 08:24:00 -
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Would be great, instead of having to find it in the Edit menu
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited! |
Lotus Sutra
Caldari
Sutra Inc
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Posted - 2009.09.23 08:30:00 -
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You tell your girlfriend that your docking and going to bed and she gets mad at you because she still wants to play.
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Siex
Caldari
Buccaneers of New Eden
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Posted - 2009.09.23 08:36:00 -
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You know you play too much eve when you crash your car and you run away... fleeing the scene in fear of being podded
I read that in someones BIO one day, made me laugh thought I should share
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Pretend inferior and encourage the enemyÆs arrogance
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.23 08:39:00 -
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You know when you're playing too much EvE when...
You park the car and wait for 30 seconds before you can get out.
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited! |
dogsbody3
House of Houses
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Posted - 2009.09.23 08:41:00 -
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I confess, I tried to move the alliance tourny camera screen a few times.
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Dr Eurthymics
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Posted - 2009.09.23 09:18:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Eurthymics on 23/09/2009 09:19:22
Short Story
I started playing Eve during christmas break 2007, and thats all I did was play Eve. My brother kept bugging me and saying we need more isk, isk, isk!! Lets get isk!! Anyways on boxing day I was finally falling asleep at 7 in the morning after another all nighter playing Eve, and my GF was *****ing at me about having to talk to my folks as I slept away the day.
Well the next thing I spoke in a half dreamy blurry sleep with one hand raised to the ceiling....
"I'm The First Man In Space"
Then I went back to bed as my GF told my brother about what I had just said. I fell asleep too the laughter of loved ones that boxing day.
so yea....
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Sleepkevert
Amarr
Rionnag Alba
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.09.23 09:22:00 -
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You know you'v played to much EVE when... You see a thread with a title like this for the 30th time.
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Aethrwolf
Caldari
Home for Wayward Gamers
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Posted - 2009.09.23 09:26:00 -
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 Originally by: Darth A30NZ
You know you are playing EvE too much when:
Your wife is naked at the doorway saying you need to come with her, And you say hang on babe I'm at war and need to dock.
EDIT
You know you are playing EvE too much when:
She accepts that as a good reason....
well.. ummmm.. /facepalm
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Tish Magev
Blind Violence
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Posted - 2009.09.23 09:42:00 -
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You hold down your 'push to talk' key to talk to someone in the same room as you :(
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.23 09:43:00 -
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Another one I've done, was chatting on skype to a friend while I had vent running and kept hitting the PTT key. /facepalm
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited! |
Imiseo Flyinglight
VR Corp
Sovereign Technologies
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Posted - 2009.09.23 11:07:00 -
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Originally by: Darth A30NZ
You know you are playing EvE too much when:
Your wife is naked at the doorway saying you need to come with her, And you say hang on babe I'm at war and need to dock.
this and keeping a laptop at arms length so you can keep an eye on your mining op....
who says men can't multi-task!
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Lotus Sutra
Caldari
Sutra Inc
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Posted - 2009.09.23 11:14:00 -
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Installing a 50 foot Cat6 550Mhz cable to your deck so you can take your laptop outside and play EVE while the dog does her doody.
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Lord Bentley
Bentley Group
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Posted - 2009.09.23 11:18:00 -
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You have been playing too much eve... when you have therapy sessions because of forum trolls and griefers.
Respectfully,
Lord Bentley
Bentley Group
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Lotus Sutra
Caldari
Sutra Inc
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Posted - 2009.09.23 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Bentley
You have been playing too much eve... when you have therapy sessions because of forum trolls and griefers.
/thread
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No you can't have my stuff |
Some Advisor
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Posted - 2009.09.23 11:30:00 -
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...not again
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Ambein Flambein
352 Industries
Dead End Society
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Posted - 2009.09.23 11:55:00 -
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you knowe you have been playing mmos too long when you have seen this thread at least a dozen different times, and on at least 3 different sites
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Br41n
Amarr
Pinky and the Brain corp
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Posted - 2009.09.23 12:00:00 -
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you see a thread with this topic for the 2938471982731027418973917th time
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Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
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Agent Unknown
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.23 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Br41n
you see a thread with this topic for the 2938471982731027418973917th time
Well now, it's the 2938471982731027418973918th time!
Originally by: CCP Fallout
And yelling is bad. It makes the baby Jesus cry and when the baby Jesus cries I'm forced to lock threads |
Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2009.09.23 13:49:00 -
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Originally by: Janice Jankowski
When you know that threads like this will inevitably have comments relating to how often threads like this are created
When you know that, and when you realize that you are the REASON threads like this have comments like that!
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Dravius Luxor
Minmatar
Phoibe Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.09.23 17:14:00 -
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You instinctively reach for your mouse to bookmark a new shop you saw while travelling on a bus.
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Aralieus
Amarr
Traumark Logistics
H Y E N A
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Posted - 2009.09.23 17:35:00 -
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....when your at the grocery store and you spot a loner in the back and take something out of there cart and circle them fast trying to keep transversal low wishing they would take the item back so you can get aggro
Fortune Favors the Bold!! |
Suboran
Gallente
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.23 17:57:00 -
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- when you have seen this thread topic 16 times before 
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