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Atticus Fynch	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:16:00 - [1] OK, the Itty 5 is ridiculously long. It's like flying a long cigar. I suggest a make-over. What do you think?
Garos Svaratek Minmatar Blue Republic	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:17:00 - [2] make it longer! I make good posts.
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:21:00 - [3] Now this is a first, usually they want it longer ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
Erik Amirault Gallente 543	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:22:00 - [4] Problem: Iteron Mark V is too long. Solution: Fly the Iteron Mark IV. Problem solved.
Sturmwolke	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:22:00 - [5] I agree completely. Make it fatter.
Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:24:00 - [6] Solution: Occator! Not only is it shorter... it is RED! -------------------------------------------- Quote: EVE-Online... Too rough for ya? Don't like it? GTFO...
Washell Olivaw	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:35:00 - [7] Add a glass of brandy and Monica, problem solved. Originally by: Signature Everybody has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:38:00 - [8] All you have to worry about is a few stains here and there. Besides, I enjoy watching Damsels and Exotic Dancers all busily polishing my Itty V on a sunday morning ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
D3F4ULT Gallente	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:41:00 - [9] Originally by: Garos Svaratek make it longer! Yes.
Doomed Predator The Aduro Protocol	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:42:00 - [10] Originally by: Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts Solution: Occator! Not only is it shorter... it is RED! Caldari have a black transport, beat that. The 'Fendahlian Collective' strikes again
Atticus Fynch	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:46:00 - [11] All you need is a station that looks like a vagina and docking becomes a whole new experience.
Thea Arsoniztik Red Tides Viewer Discretion Advised	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:47:00 - [12] Longhauler is loooooooooooooooooooooooong.
Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:48:00 - [13] Originally by: Doomed Predator Originally by: Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts Solution: Occator! Not only is it shorter... it is RED! Caldari have a black transport, beat that. Yeah it's black, but it also bears no resemblance to an erect male reproductive appendage so is thus filled with fail. -------------------------------------------- Quote: EVE-Online... Too rough for ya? Don't like it? GTFO...
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:52:00 - [14] Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik Longhauler is loooooooooooooooooooooooong. And funnily enough loooooooooooooooooooooooong kind of resembles an Itty V, which is most fitting I think ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
Thea Arsoniztik Red Tides Viewer Discretion Advised	Posted - 2009.09.28 22:53:00 - [15] /thread
Ukucia Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2009.09.28 23:13:00 - [16] It wouldn't bother me so much, but it looks like an someone crashed an Itty 4 into the back of an Itty 3.
Ticarus Hellbrandt	Posted - 2009.09.28 23:54:00 - [17] please nerf the fenrir, its to rusty.
Irida Mershkov Gallente War is Bliss	Posted - 2009.09.28 23:55:00 - [18] Originally by: Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts Originally by: Doomed Predator Originally by: Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts Solution: Occator! Not only is it shorter... it is RED! Caldari have a black transport, beat that. Yeah it's black, but it also bears no resemblance to an erect male reproductive appendage so is thus filled with fail. Red makes it go fasta!
FOl2TY8 Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.09.29 00:02:00 - [19] needs more balls ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve
Reto The Last Resort	Posted - 2009.09.29 00:11:00 - [20] well i must admit that the gallentean haulers are a little strange. every race has a small version with less cargo capacity but mostly more agile. and ofc the bigger brother having lots of cargo space but being heavier, less agile and a bit skill intensive. so why having 5 classes and especially having a big ship that gets stuck on asteroids or other ships while scooping cans or aligning to warp? ofc i understand ccps idea that the gallenteans have a towing vehicle which can have a variety of differnet sized trailers. bt is it really necesary to have 5 versions and a version which is longer than a carrier? imo 2-3 versions are enough. a small iteron version one for speedy courier runs another one with a longer trailer for bigger cargo runs and maybe a third non-iteron design version with the itty 5 stats for a new haulin experience. opinions? Originally by: s4mp3r0r "Hey man, you're mom has a cruise missile".
Obsidian Hawk RONA Corporation	Posted - 2009.09.29 00:32:00 - [21] Long cat is longer than the iteron V. -------------------------- WTB a sig, or moderation of my sig by all the hot CCP girls.
Shirley Serious Amarr The Khanid Sisters of Athra	Posted - 2009.09.29 00:56:00 - [22] Quote: Ghost Hunter > The iteron 5 makes no god damn sense Ghost Hunter > compared to the Iteron 4 Ghost Hunter > Its like brain seizure ITERON 4 IS BOXES Ghost Hunter > ITERON 5 IS STICK That's what the people are saying. Yes. Yes, I am.
Twitters	Posted - 2009.09.29 01:38:00 - [23] I always thought it looked like a metallic link sausage.
Aethrwolf Caldari Home for Wayward Gamers	Posted - 2009.09.29 03:14:00 - [24] I have to say, my alts Itty V is named after a scarily sized um.. "toy" that is for sale at the Adult theater/store that I work at. Absolutely everything is subjective.
Lazarann Gateway Industries House of Mercury	Posted - 2009.09.29 03:30:00 - [25] Edited by: Lazarann on 29/09/2009 03:30:44 Fun fact: The Iterons' lengths: Iteron : 189 M Iteron Mark II: 512 M Iteron Mark III: 566 M Iteron Mark IV: 306 M (shorter is bigger, right?) Iteron Mark V: 1,106 M Seriously? It's 1.1 KM LONG??? Pray you don't lose something in it. EDIT: Thanks to the preview feature you can also see how ridiculously long it is compared to the rest. ---------------- A million faces, each a million lies
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2009.09.29 03:42:00 - [26] Originally by: Doomed Predator Originally by: Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts Solution: Occator! Not only is it shorter... it is RED! Caldari have a black transport, beat that. Impel. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008 Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
Khemul Zula Amarr Keisen Trade League	Posted - 2009.09.29 03:48:00 - [27] Originally by: Lazarann Seriously? It's 1.1 KM LONG??? Pray you don't lose something in it. That is what the crew is for.
Freidrich Nietchize Gallente Capitalist Pigs Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.29 03:54:00 - [28] today I realized that the Itty V is just itty's 1-4 put together. ================================================ Ceiphied > Server-side dual-hamster support is supposed to be implemented about the same time we get the ability to walk in stations
Nareg Maxence Gallente	Posted - 2009.09.29 07:09:00 - [29] I seek increased girth for my ItyV, can anyone help?
Foodpimp	Posted - 2009.09.29 07:25:00 - [30] Itty IV kind of looks like a scapula and yes....I've lost a lot of you....go to wikipedia....
CaptainSeafort Gallente Point of No Return	Posted - 2009.09.29 08:23:00 - [31] Originally by: Foodpimp Itty IV kind of looks like a scapula and yes....I've lost a lot of you....go to wikipedia.... You dong, that's your shoulder blade! Out of all the vaguely tubular bones in the body, you pick the flat triangular one?! "Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE!
Tamsin Rhylis	Posted - 2009.09.29 08:26:00 - [32] How about we make the width the same as the length then? Just note that people will start bumping into you a lot more to play space football.
Gsptlsnz	Posted - 2009.09.29 09:47:00 - [33] Freight train.
Maria Kalista Amarr Splinter Foundation	Posted - 2009.09.29 09:48:00 - [34] Hmmm, what would you think about something like this? http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7168/iteronv.jpg Originally by: Jacharian This sounds like a bad idea. I'm in.
Some Advisor	Posted - 2009.09.29 09:50:00 - [35] Edited by: Some Advisor on 29/09/2009 09:50:35 Originally by: D3F4ULT Originally by: Garos Svaratek make it longer! Yes. yes! its a Hauler for crying out loud. It also should be "customisable", so... more cargo expander = more longer (easier to see which noob flys no warpcore stabs etc :P ) yes plz thanks also what the guy/girl posted above me, doesnt look too bad either :P :P
Armoured C Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2009.09.29 09:51:00 - [36] Originally by: Maria Kalista Hmmm, what would you think about something like this? http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7168/iteronv.jpg dude man looks like a flying table. Armoured C forum extraordinaire #72 top poster
Some Advisor	Posted - 2009.09.29 10:13:00 - [37] aaaaaaand were back to pizza ? :P
Steve Celeste Caldari Overdogs	Posted - 2009.09.29 10:14:00 - [38] CCP should make it V E R T I C A L
Mihali	Posted - 2009.09.29 10:36:00 - [39] Try the Itty Mk IV. I may be shorter, but it's thick, like a tuna can.
Tea McBag Minmatar Republic University	Posted - 2009.09.29 11:10:00 - [40] Originally by: Some Advisor yes! its a Hauler for crying out loud. It also should be "customisable", so... more cargo expander = more longer agreed - with all cargo expanders and 2 cargo rigs it should be at least 10km long
Arron S Gallente Final Conflict UK	Posted - 2009.09.29 11:16:00 - [41] Quote: Fun fact: The Iterons' lengths: Iteron : 189 M Iteron Mark II: 512 M Iteron Mark III: 566 M Iteron Mark IV: 306 M (shorter is bigger, right?) Iteron Mark V: 1,106 M Note the Iteron 4 is wider. the mark 5 needs to be wider!!!
Manczech	Posted - 2009.09.29 11:43:00 - [42] Originally by: Serge Bastana Now this is a first, usually they want it longer That may be your experience...
Vak'ran	Posted - 2009.09.29 12:47:00 - [43] no touching the spaceworm! ----- Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forums.
Eric Hartman	Posted - 2009.09.29 17:58:00 - [44] Edited by: Eric Hartman on 29/09/2009 17:58:54 The Itty V needs two very large spherical liquid oxygen tanks on the end of the ship to help with the ships propulsion system!
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2009.09.29 18:00:00 - [45] Originally by: Eric Hartman Edited by: Eric Hartman on 29/09/2009 17:58:54 The Itty V needs two very large spherical liquid oxygen tanks on the end of the ship to help with the ships propulsion system! I see what you're attempting to do there. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008 Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
GAdm Tyrael Rum Runners and T2 Ducktape	Posted - 2009.09.29 18:03:00 - [46] Originally by: Eric Hartman Edited by: Eric Hartman on 29/09/2009 17:58:54 The Itty V needs two very large spherical liquid oxygen tanks on the end of the ship to help with the ships propulsion system! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiWQZhUmmRw
HairBrain	Posted - 2009.09.29 18:05:00 - [47] It needs a siege mod similiar to the rorqual except the ship grows in length/width.
Kralin Ignatov Mentis Fidelis	Posted - 2009.09.29 18:06:00 - [48] I, personally, would love to have it vertical. 1km vertical :D
Il Morte	Posted - 2009.09.29 18:08:00 - [49] I think I may have Industrial Envy. il morte looks down at his own Badger
Manu Hermanus FaDoyToy	Posted - 2009.09.29 18:54:00 - [50] Originally by: Obsidian Hawk Long cat is longer than the iteron V. KITTY!!!!!!! and yes the itty 5 needs to be thicker, the added girth would allow for much more haulage. You're posting again!? Has it really been 5 mins?
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.09.29 19:01:00 - [51] Edited by: Serge Bastana on 29/09/2009 19:02:31 Never mind the quality, feel the width Oh and a scapula?!?! I didn't have to look it up, maybe if you'd said femur... ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
Drevar	Posted - 2009.09.29 19:10:00 - [52] 1.1km is a bit big. I believe that is 75% the length of an Imperial Star Destroyer. My own campaign is to get massive amounts of chrome added to the Occator. Those massive extra engine exhausts scream "PIMP!". Throw in a rear hatch with a 50 meter HD widescreen...
Ranger 1 Amarr Dynaverse Corporation Vertigo Coalition	Posted - 2009.09.29 19:35:00 - [53] Originally by: Atticus Fynch All you need is a station that looks like a vagina and docking becomes a whole new experience. Next time you look at a Gallante station, think "bowlegged woman". ===== If you go to Za'Ha'Dum I will gank you.
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.09.29 19:40:00 - [54] Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
Landrassa Friendly Neighbourhood Extortion Company	Posted - 2009.09.29 21:02:00 - [55] I lovingly call all my Itty V's "The Viagra Incident". Hasn't failed me yet so far --------------------------------------------------- Recruitment thread
Apoctasy Silver Snake Enterprise Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2009.09.29 21:22:00 - [56] Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik Longhauler is loooooooooooooooooooooooong.
Grek Forto	Posted - 2009.09.29 21:27:00 - [57] Originally by: Maria Kalista Hmmm, what would you think about something like this? http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7168/iteronv.jpg Kewl
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.29 23:30:00 - [58] I've given significant thought to improving the Iteron V, and would like to make a suggestion. The Iteron V is blocky in nature and lacks the kind of symmetrical lines of other Gallente ships; here's what would make the ship really great to fly. 1. Smooth out the lines of the ship. Make the segmented sections of it look more like one large....shaft for lack of a better word. 2. Flying vehicles typically have a tapered **pit at the front of the ship to reduce wind-resistance, and this trend has followed its way into the development of space ships. Taper the front of the ship down to make it smoother looking. 3. Fuel needs to be kept in spherical drums at the opposite end of the **pit. Two drums should suffice. -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To
Darriuss Gallente Epiphyte Mining and Exploration	Posted - 2009.09.29 23:51:00 - [59] Quote: 2. Flying vehicles typically have a tapered ****pit at the front of the ship to reduce wind-resistance, and this trend has followed its way into the development of space ships. Taper the front of the ship down to make it smoother looking. A. There is no wind resistance in space. B. You better go see your urologist.
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.09.30 00:04:00 - [60] pervert ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
Jason Edwards Internet Tough Guy	Posted - 2009.09.30 00:13:00 - [61] Long Iteron 5 is Long; but not long as long cat. The image is verified to be accurate up to 99% accuracy. ------------------------ To make a megathron from scratch, you must first invent the eve universe. ------------------------ Life sucks and then you get podded.
Karajana	Posted - 2009.09.30 00:52:00 - [62] You guys have never popped a Itty V full of white glaze, have you?
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.09.30 01:15:00 - [63] Ew ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
illford baker Pilots of Damnation death from above..	Posted - 2009.09.30 04:01:00 - [64] we need it to be as long as a titan, thats right, 15 KM LONG! when it gets shot at, it just breaks in half and turns into a itty 4 or something like that.
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.09.30 04:08:00 - [65] Edited by: Serge Bastana on 30/09/2009 04:07:41 Or you don't actually buy an Itty V, you just have 5 Itty 1's all join into one ship, anime stylee ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
wickedpheonix Caldari Guy Fawkes Trust Fund 31ST Reliables Division	Posted - 2009.09.30 06:54:00 - [66] Originally by: Karajana You guys have never popped a Itty V full of white glaze, have you? The can that it's been stuffed into... isn't it surprising how small it is?
Melthariumin Gallente Tactical Reconnaissance	Posted - 2009.09.30 10:27:00 - [67] oh come on, its a spacefrench hauler! Just for clichT their haulers must look like a...you know..thingy, and must of course be longer than all of the other races ones. MAKE IT LONGER CCP!!(and add some things..err..pimples and stuff) Spacefrench never surrender!

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