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Lord Bentley
The Syndicates
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:28:00 -
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Hi
We just found out that someone in my family has a swineflu . This will most probably kill me, and i'm damn sure i will get it.
So i'm writeing my testament tonight... I already feel week and diseased.
So anyone want to be included in the testament? You can haz my stuff and i have plenty of it...
Respectfully,
Lord Bentley
The Syndicates
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Miriyana
Gallente
Corp 1 Allstars
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:30:00 -
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Dibs
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Change just leads to more problems
 Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Oh please no, I've had enough with real world taxes, and dealing with the tax agency. No more taxes!!
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Discrodia
Gallente
Unknown-Entity
Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:30:00 -
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Stuff haz can I.
In before the trolls
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:33:00 -
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As long as it's not the dreaded swine flu, can I haz your stuffs 
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
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Lord Bentley
The Syndicates
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Bentley
Hi
We just found out that someone in my family has a swineflu. This will most probably kill me, and i'm damn sure i will get it.
So i'm writeing my testament tonight... I already feel week and diseased.
So anyone want to be included in the testament? You can haz my stuff and i have plenty of it...
UPDATE!
Oh noes, i just measured my temperature and it's on the rise!
Respectfully,
Lord Bentley
The Syndicates
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:46:00 -
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LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN
Originally by: CCP Whisper
So you're going to have to do some actual thinking with regards to hull components and their capabilities instead of copying some cookie-cutter setup. Cry some more.
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Gone'Postal
Void Engineers
Mass - Effect
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:48:00 -
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Don't flu kill more people then swineflu?
Originally by: masternerdguy
Officer mods arent spread out because the bpos are innacesible to 99% of eve.
Back after a 10 day ban. \0/ |
Discrodia
Gallente
Unknown-Entity
Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:48:00 -
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Originally by: Gone'Postal
Don't flu kill more people then swineflu?
^^
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Allen Ramses
Caldari
Red Federation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Bentley
Oh noes, i just measured my temperature and it's on the rise!
BENTLEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:49:00 -
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It has something like a 99.9998% survival rate, so you should be fine.
But just out of curiousity, is this a case of "probably swine flu"? Doctors have been diagnosing lots of those.
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Armoured C
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:51:00 -
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i've had swine flu, you just feel rubbish for 7 days , 7 days is all it lasts.
Armoured C
Steven Mason
FOR CSM
*with added pirate hat*
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Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
Universal Peace Operation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:51:00 -
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are you honorable nigerian prince who needs me to take control of his estate?
SOUNDS LEGIT, COUNT ME IN!
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Quote:
I think the point [of t3] was that your foes would never know how you were fit, adding the element of surprise.
Like, surprise!!! I decided to go with EHP and DPS.
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Tippia
Raddick Explorations
Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:53:00 -
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Originally by: Armoured C
i've had swine flu, you just feel rubbish for 7 days , 7 days is all it lasts.
I wish I had swine flu… my sniffles have been going on for 8 days now
(Maybe if I actually took the time to rest and cure myself, it would go away, but meh!)
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“If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡…
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.”
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Josefius
Gallente
JOKAS Industries
Apocalypse Now.
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:53:00 -
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Originally by: Jared D'Uroth
are you honorable nigerian prince who needs me to take control of his estate?
SOUNDS LEGIT, COUNT ME IN!
Hahaha yeah.
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:56:00 -
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Originally by: Discrodia
Originally by: Gone'Postal
Don't flu kill more people then swineflu?
^^
Yeah, swine flu is being blown out of proportion, but it makes for a funny thread all the same
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
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Gone'Postal
Void Engineers
Mass - Effect
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:57:00 -
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Originally by: Serge Bastana
Originally by: Discrodia
Originally by: Gone'Postal
Don't flu kill more people then swineflu?
^^
Yeah, swine flu is being blown out of proportion, but it makes for a funny thread all the same
Yup, I have "The Flu" work thinks I have "Swineflu" result, I get sent home from work (Full pay) and told to come back when *all* flulike sym's have gone.
Bigger result = Epic win for me!.
Originally by: masternerdguy
Officer mods arent spread out because the bpos are innacesible to 99% of eve.
Back after a 10 day ban. \0/ |
wizard87
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:59:00 -
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Edited by: wizard87 on 29/09/2009 21:59:49
"He had more ISK than poker skills..."
RIP Bentley
PS - Your stuff...Can I haz it?
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Max Torps
Gallente
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:59:00 -
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Originally by: Gone'Postal
Don't flu kill more people then swineflu?
Seasonal flu kills more people than swine flu - and the treatment for swine flu (tamiflu) gives you worse symptoms than actually having swine flu. You'll be fine.
However, for sick day purposes, this is much better than a boring case of man flu. 
@MaxTorps
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Jmanis Catharg
Caldari
Surfers Anonymous
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Posted - 2009.09.29 22:02:00 -
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Edited by: Jmanis Catharg on 29/09/2009 22:03:08
On the day swine flu *really* hit the media I looked at the main symptoms listed:
(In my own words)
"Raised temperature/flushed, coughing, congestion, muscle stiffness".
I matched all of them that morning, then realised after adding in the symptom of "in the presence of an empty bottle of rum" that I'd caught the dreaded Disco Flu.
(aka a hangover  )
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I went to the forums for special powers and all I got was a dancing padlock and a banhammer.
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Oscardoodle
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.09.29 22:03:00 -
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I've had swine flu (I work with kids in a hospital) and its bad, but not that bad.
You'll probably just lose a leg. Two at most.
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Draeklore
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Posted - 2009.09.29 22:11:00 -
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Originally by: Discrodia
Originally by: Gone'Postal
Don't flu kill more people then swineflu?
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Yes but swine flu has killed a higher percentage of those who had it then regular flu not to mention spreading more easily.
To be honest unless you're elderly or a young child/infant your odds of dying to either are pretty negligible.
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Sral TBear
letter of marque
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Posted - 2009.09.29 22:23:00 -
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look at all the bacon in here. Darn there is alot of pigs.....well you pigs get the swine flue, live to tell the story to all your nice friends on the way to the slaughter house...so i can get some bacon for my eggs...
swineflue well you piggs....
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Allen Ramses
Caldari
Red Federation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 22:28:00 -
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OMG... The amount of people in this thread who got trolled by a non-troll OP is staggering.
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Draeklore
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Posted - 2009.09.29 22:38:00 -
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Originally by: Oscardoodle
I've had swine flu (I work with kids in a hospital) and its bad, but not that bad.
You'll probably just lose a leg. Two at most.
That's most fortunate, the third leg is obviously the most important.
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
New Eden Retail Federation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 22:43:00 -
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I'llhave your stuff even though you probably won't die from swine flu
BECAUSE OF FALCONDUST!
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
GO NAVIGATOR <3 |
RamsesNeverDances
Minmatar
OPEN SPACE ASTRO - INDUSTRIES
Silent Requiem
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Posted - 2009.09.30 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Armoured C
i've had swine flu, you just feel rubbish for 7 days , 7 days is all it lasts.
I wish I had swine fluā my sniffles have been going on for 8 days now
(Maybe if I actually took the time to rest and cure myself, it would go away, but meh!)
NO you really dont.
THE SCOURGE that is swineflu is the reason i started playing.
Was off work for weeks and confined to a single room for the majority, its like being in prison with the added bonus of ****.
Temp was off the scale, you could litteraly fry eggs off my buttcheeks, my entire body was shafted, i could barely move from the dull chronic ache.
Then you get the hot and cold flushes, one moment you feel your face is melting the next its pretty close to -40c in the buff.
Also you cough up some scary looking stuff, im pretty sure i found a kidney in the toilet bowl.
Toilet bowl? why the hell are you in the toilet? Well thats the bonus of the sickness and diarrhea.
ever had to puke, **** yourself, cough and sneeze simultaneously? Not fun.
Never trust a fart if youve been diagnosed, i'll leave it at that.
Then theres the fever induced hallucinations and passing out whilst your seeing things crawling up your leg and arms... this could possibly be ralated to flashbacks from my drug fueled youth though.
Suffice it to say i thought i had MANFLU initialy and figured a doctor would just send me home to rest up and take it easy. after a few days of being in the worst most sorry state of my life i eventualy wound up passed out in reception at the office and they did some tests. turns out i had it and that there was nothing to treat me.
Had i came in earlier they coulda gave me a few injections to boost my imunity.
I sat home bored out my mind, read everything i had on my shelves in the first few days, watched every dvd i owned and started to lose the plot. All work and no play was making jack a dull boy.
So a friend emailed me about the EVE trial and i downloaded it to stave off the maddness for a few hours and here i am. Very much not dead (although there where points i wished i was) mining elevates to a whole other level during a vivid hallucination session with ween playing through headphones though :)
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Hebby
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Posted - 2009.09.30 00:07:00 -
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Dibbs on the (frozen) corpse.
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Typhado3
Minmatar
Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.09.30 00:15:00 -
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be warned, your stuff might be infected with swine flu. IF you split your stuff up and hand it out to random people you will only be aiding the spread.
I will personally purify your stuff in fire to ensure there will be no more spread of infection and all for a minimal fee.
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Just a crazy inventor
ccp fix mining agent missions % pls
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.30 00:21:00 -
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Aw cheers mate, you're really thoughtful, thanks
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Khemul Zula
Amarr
Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.09.30 00:27:00 -
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Once knew someone who had the flu. Next day he was dead.
Always told him to be careful with the flu. Best to stay home and rest. Best to keep your strength up. Best to avoid other people. Especially people driving buses. Also told him that never, under any circumstances, should he walk in front of those people while they are driving buses. But does anyone listen to me? Nope.
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