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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.05 19:58:00 -
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By now news of the Goon defeat is about to reach the shores of Delve. Goons hang their heads. Their pathetic leader Karttoon declared that all towers in Jatate would be destroyed. He failed.
My tower still stands at Jatate 2-1. They refused to attack it, not out of fear, but because they realized the truth of my words, that Karttoon is a fool, he has declared a fools Jihad, and that all who follow him and listen to his words are fools. His failure was clear, I doubt Karttoon could have ordered my tower destroyed with his own forces. His Goons abandoned him because he is pathetic and stupid, as are his minions, The Mittani, Vile rat, Dramaticus and others who still fall under his sway. There are many towers in Jatate fools, you have failed in both the first, and second battles of Jatate.
But this was not enough.
I called them out and humiliated them with the words of their own Jihad, where they claimed they would kill weak "two bit" corporations. They promised untold destruction, perhaps even Max destruction. They failed. For this, Goons expressed much emo rage and consternation, and director Goons were seen to rise from their Mom's basement in defense of the words of the Goon false prophet, Kartoon, who I spit upon.
To further humiliate Goons, I ordered a wardec upon them with my empire POS alt corp, which has 4 people in it, all of them alts. I spoke these words to Goons.
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I spit in the face of Goonswarm.
I spit in the face of your stupid leaders.
I spit in upon your pathetic and false Jihad.
I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap.
The wardec proceeded. Goons failed to fire a single shot upon my tower. This was pathetic. For all their promises of massive destruction, nothing materialized. Then Goons made accusations of people "spurging" on the forums. To think that Goons have fallen so far from their ****posting ways as to accuse others of spurging on the forums, is hillarious. Then they brought out the director Goon alts, this time with full force and attacked on the forums, instead of attacking my tower. They were fools. They failed. Goons simply gave up, they refused to act, they gave up on killing my tower, which is almost as boring as listening to Mittani rant about hacking someones teamspeak. But then, what could be more pedantic than that.
Then they stopped posting, the forums went dark on Jihad. For a Goon, this is true death. I warned you with these words Goons. Quote:
You will die, and I will laugh. I will start a new thread about what a failure Goons are in their Jihad, how Goons never believed in Jihad, are too lazy to do Jihad and that all Jihad declared by Goons is bound to be pathetic, stupid, weak, insignificant, loathsome and atrocious. With each word from my thesaurus you will die a little inside.
So now I will add a final chapter to this sordid episode. Some will ask now, who is this Karttoon, who is so pathetic, and stupid, and a screaming baby in a monkey suit who naps all the known lands of New Eden. A lot of people think that Darius Johnson is still CEO of Goonswarm. No, in fact Karttoon is, he is supposed to be both their CEO and prophet.
He was killed.
His corpse rests in my POS in Jatate 2-1. I shall spit upon him once more. Then I shall dump a million units of veldspar upon him, T1 mining crystals, and various mining modules and ships, until he is buried in the very implements of his pathetic failure.
I shall leave you with these words to mark the falling of Karttoon.
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Ironically, there were some virgins there when he woke up in his clone. They were aspie Goons in Delve. And he realized that he didn't go to heaven, and that he lives in hell.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Alhambra Trellane
Imperium Forces
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:01:00 -
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Awesome.
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Event Handler
Minmatar
DeMented Asylum
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:01:00 -
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.............
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:05:00 -
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I hear you can sell the corpse for 25,000 ISK here.
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Sergiiy Kortos
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:10:00 -
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Pretty awesome post.
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jimmyjam
Gallente
Sinner Among Saints
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:37:00 -
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Good post dude but i need my tree fitty back.
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Stonewall Zachhoefs
Caldari
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:39:00 -
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epic. simply epic.
and in conclusion, thank you for reading my sig. |
Fumen
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:52:00 -
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What?? No goon posting yet? Guess we'll have to wait for a downtime to see what they have to say.
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Dramaticus
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.05 21:00:00 -
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YES
Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan |
Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.05 21:55:00 -
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yay.... another thread about this..
I can barely contain my excitement...
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.05 22:11:00 -
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Originally by: Dawts
yay.... another thread about this..
I can barely contain my excitement...
Hate to break it to you, Goons are boring and stupid, and this thread is about Goons.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Downtym
Amarr
Ajo Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.10.05 22:28:00 -
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ISD Update: Tesal wins EVE. Time to close the servers and move on.
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Fitz VonHeise
Eye Bee Em
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Posted - 2009.10.05 22:43:00 -
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Excellent! 
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.05 23:03:00 -
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<3
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Don Pellegrino
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Posted - 2009.10.05 23:13:00 -
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screenshots or it didn't happen!
I would really like to see his corpse in a can with a lot of veldspar at your pos in Jatate.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.05 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Downtym
ISD Update: Tesal wins EVE. Time to close the servers and move on.
Knocking other people down is not a victory in any form. My position is not enhanced by this. But it does amuse me to watch Goons squirm. Their tears of rage and fists of ineptitude are all that will be remembered of this.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.05 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Don Pellegrino
screenshots or it didn't happen!
I would really like to see his corpse in a can with a lot of veldspar at your pos in Jatate.
I am planning a veldspar dumping ceremony, I think this Sunday. Perhaps, before then I will put up a contract so that everyone in EvE may observe the corpse for themselves. It may well be that you shall have your screenshots.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Lysander Kaldenn
Dead Reckoning.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 00:11:00 -
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Just stop posting. Your angry, we get it. Have a smoke and a beer and chill the **** out.
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Bhaumut
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Posted - 2009.10.06 01:11:00 -
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I approve of this thread.
The same nerd rage and spittle that created the goons, has now be shot back in their face. 10/10 ... oh and I bet Kartton "didn't need that corpse anyways".
LoL, ty Tesal it brings a warming feeling to my trolling heart to see such a large corp/alliance got flamed on such a massive scale.
I wonder if bee tears taste like honey too.
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Jarik Utoni
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Posted - 2009.10.06 01:56:00 -
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Edited by: Jarik Utoni on 06/10/2009 01:57:06
XD i got on the first page and if i could do it i would totally sell this space for advertising
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.10.06 02:20:00 -
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I approve this thread.
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Emperor Salazar
Caldari
Remote Soviet Industries
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Posted - 2009.10.06 02:38:00 -
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you really seem to like these goon fellas
fake edit: i didnt read the op...seemed confusing
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Stupid McStupidson
Gallente
Hoek Lyne and Sinker
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Posted - 2009.10.06 02:48:00 -
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Edited by: Stupid McStupidson on 06/10/2009 02:48:37
It is somewhat comical...the goons came in claiming it was their goal to ruin Eve, especially for everyone else. They found their 'critical mass' so to speak with the whole T20 thing. Now, much like the hippies and other age of Aquarius types, they find themselves to have become that which they so long protested, and desired to destroy. Ultimately, victims of their own success.
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N'tek alar
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.10.06 02:52:00 -
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Edited by: N''tek alar on 06/10/2009 02:52:07
Originally by: Tesal
Originally by: Dawts
yay.... another thread about this..
I can barely contain my excitement...
Hate to break it to you, Goons are boring and stupid, and this thread is about Goons.
Hate to break it to you, You are pretty boring yourself.
*waits for accusations of being a goon alt >_>*
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I'm not shirtless damnit! |
Rose Artemis
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Posted - 2009.10.06 04:03:00 -
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Give Tesal a Big Glass of Pepsi!
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.10.06 04:26:00 -
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RP forum is --------->
♥
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Graelyn
Amarr
Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:50:00 -
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Cardinal,
Deus Imperiosus Acies |
Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:30:00 -
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Tesal is right. The jihad is a joke. Goons wouldn't follow through. Despite *countless* tries, *thousands* of battleships lost and *massive* nerdrage on the forums on their *failure*, they can't even kill a *single* POS in highsec. That Tesal's POS is standing is a LIVING PROOF that goons are dumb and can't kill anything.
Please post ITT if thanks to Tesal and this thread, you feel that you could safely leave your labs and assembly arrays up on your POSes if the worthless goons and their pathetic leader were to stupidly wardec your corp or alliance.
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:40:00 -
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Originally by: Lag Generator
Tesal is right. The jihad is a joke. Goons wouldn't follow through. Despite *countless* tries, *thousands* of battleships lost and *massive* nerdrage on the forums on their *failure*, they can't even kill a *single* POS in highsec. That Tesal's POS is standing is a LIVING PROOF that goons are dumb and can't kill anything.
Please post ITT if thanks to Tesal and this thread, you feel that you could safely leave your labs and assembly arrays up on your POSes if the worthless goons and their pathetic leader were to stupidly wardec your corp or alliance.
Not only that but thanks to this thread im now not even going to bother to fuel my POS when im not using it as its obviously so safe around the incompetent goons.
Istvaan Shogaatsu: As with most such situations the answer is simple: rob them first. |
Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:51:00 -
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Yeah, that sounds good. Since you're a NPC corp alt, then just for the reference, could you specify which POSes and belonging to which corporation are you talking about?
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