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Zartanic
Red Federation
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:33:00 -
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Edited by: Zartanic on 18/10/2009 23:34:12
Originally by: Oriens Pars on another note - these 70 virgins....why?
I mean, once you have them once they're not virgins anymore. What happens after they've been "violated?" Do you get another 70 virgins? I'd really hate to have to spend eternity with those same 70 not-so-virgin-virgins.
And I want to know if you can do them in groups or have to do one at a time. Also, do you have to pay them or do they take days off? What happens if you run off with someone else's virgins, do they get to keep yours or do you do some virgin swap deal? Maybe they get another 70 instead?
And what happens if your gay or Bi?
I bet someone in Goonswarm could answer these vital questions.
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Oriens Pars
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:36:00 -
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hmm good points there. I wouldn't want to share my virgins, and I BETTER be able to "have" them too, otherwise, let's face it....it's definitely not worth it
Are there gay muslims?
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:38:00 -
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Edited by: AdmiralJohn on 18/10/2009 23:38:08 Straight muslim dies and goes to paradise to collect his virgins...
...and finds they're all obese EVE players.
EDIT: 'Cos we know there's no girls here.
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Zartanic And what happens if your gay or Bi?
That could be interesting for the closet cases.
Or the clerical errors.
How many people are going to argue whether their god is wrong or not...especially when the god is right there and may or may not take kindly to being corrected.
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Terianna Eri
Amarr Senex Legio Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:47:00 -
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Originally by: Zartanic And what happens if your gay or Bi?
I bet a number of people would say that this is a nonsensical question because those people didn't go to paradise or whatever anyway 
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Oriens Pars
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Terianna Eri
Originally by: Zartanic And what happens if your gay or Bi?
I bet a number of people would say that this is a nonsensical question because those people didn't go to paradise or whatever anyway 
good point. I suppose this means I would have to be married to all 70 of those virgins too. Now THAT would suck 
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Jacob Mei
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:55:00 -
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Originally by: Charles Amber and socially unacceptable language possible, aswell as being a matter of international security.
To borrow from Yoda:
I sence much Republican in you. On an unrelated note, Kneel before Zod! |

Terianna Eri
Amarr Senex Legio Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2009.10.19 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: Oriens Pars
Originally by: Terianna Eri
Originally by: Zartanic And what happens if your gay or Bi?
I bet a number of people would say that this is a nonsensical question because those people didn't go to paradise or whatever anyway 
good point. I suppose this means I would have to be married to all 70 of those virgins too. Now THAT would suck 
Does Islam even permit that level of polygamy? The first result I got on google said "yes, but only up to four wives, because you can't keep track of more than four and that's not fair to the others." hmmmmmmmm....
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Nyxster
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Posted - 2009.10.19 00:20:00 -
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Edited by: Nyxster on 19/10/2009 00:20:54
Originally by: Charles Amber sense of humor failure
Obvious BOB attempt at revenge on goonswarm is obvious.
Fess up molle, we know its you really.
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.19 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Nyxster Edited by: Nyxster on 19/10/2009 00:20:54
Originally by: Charles Amber sense of humor failure
Obvious BOB attempt at revenge on goonswarm is obvious.
Fess up molle, we know its you really.
Nah, he's too stupid for that.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.10.19 00:49:00 -
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Originally by: Oriens Pars on another note - these 70 virgins....why?
I mean, once you have them once they're not virgins anymore. What happens after they've been "violated?" Do you get another 70 virgins? I'd really hate to have to spend eternity with those same 70 not-so-virgin-virgins.
because as long as only you defile them it is good 
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bobbity
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Posted - 2009.10.19 01:13:00 -
[72]
Goon alt spotted. They require more attention.
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Vincenzo Delloro
Amarr Lux et Veritas
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Posted - 2009.10.19 01:19:00 -
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So Matt Stone and Trey Parker are terrorists now? =================================================
Tell me again about how [insert random noun here] has ruined EVE! |

RabbidFerret
The Scope
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Posted - 2009.10.19 01:23:00 -
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Goon rage is always funny.
Prosecuting Goons for expressing their religion in game is not.
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Oriens Pars
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Posted - 2009.10.19 01:39:00 -
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Originally by: RabbidFerret Goon rage is always funny.
Prosecuting Goons for expressing their religion in game is not.
Goon rage funny? Yes...
but, I'm gonna take a wild guess on your other point...I seriously doubt that Goons are Muslim IRL. If that is indeed what you are implying.
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Saju Somtaaw
Gallente Diiamond Heavy Industries MagiTech Corp
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Posted - 2009.10.19 01:40:00 -
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Awwwwwwww...Does the little Goonie need some attention?
You know, even in the height of their Jiihadswarm I was mining in their "Sacred" space and never saw a hint of them. I'm still out there mining in the belts on occasion, and hardly see ANY goonies. ---- --- ---
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Zartanic
Red Federation
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Posted - 2009.10.19 01:52:00 -
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Edited by: Zartanic on 19/10/2009 01:53:21
Originally by: Saju Somtaaw Awwwwwwww...Does the little Goonie need some attention?
You know, even in the height of their Jiihadswarm I was mining in their "Sacred" space and never saw a hint of them. I'm still out there mining in the belts on occasion, and hardly see ANY goonies.
Of course you haven't seen them, would you go out with 70 wives back home? No chance. I wonder if these virgins come with some sort of pre nuptial agreement though, it would ruin the old finances if some decided to divorce and take the guy to the cleaners.
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.10.19 02:09:00 -
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Originally by: Charles Amber
[20:33:38] bitterfly > ALLAH'S WILL SHALL BE CARRIED OUT BE IT BY ME OR ANY OF KARTOON'S MESSENGERS
[21:24:46] bitterfly > الجهاد سرب DURKA DURKA ALLAH ACKBAR THIS IS A JIHAD AND KARTTOON IS MY SHEIKH الجهاد سرب
What I don't understand is how the OP can be on the internet and not get the joke in bold 
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2009.10.19 02:17:00 -
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Set Goonswarm red, keep the grudge and everyone is happy.
Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
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Vincenzo Delloro
Amarr Lux et Veritas
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Posted - 2009.10.19 02:31:00 -
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Originally by: JordanParey What I don't understand is how the OP can be on the internet and not get the joke in bold 
Perhaps it's a trap? =================================================
Tell me again about how [insert random noun here] has ruined EVE! |

Noun Verber
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Posted - 2009.10.19 02:53:00 -
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Replying in a trollthread.
OP is fighting words with words.
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Absolute Clarity
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.19 03:38:00 -
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Originally by: Charles Amber this is not somthing that you DO NOT joke about.
Trust me, this is no joke!
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Pater Peccavi
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.10.19 03:54:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T P.S. [sarcasm] And what's up with that guy doing a stand-up routine with a puppet called "Achmed the dead terrorist" ? OFFENSIVE ! [/sarcasm]
God, I love Jeff Dunham, but I don't think it was such a good idea to give him his very own TV show.
Granted, at least Comedy Central is doing it with a good comedian, instead of that crappy one they gave that last show to (can't remember his name, but he does a bunch of short, choppy jokes that have no relation to one another). Darius Martin? No, not that, but something similar. Pretty sure Martin was his last name. _________
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Pater Peccavi
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.10.19 03:57:00 -
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Originally by: Marko Riva
Originally by: Nyxster Edited by: Nyxster on 19/10/2009 00:20:54
Originally by: Charles Amber sense of humor failure
Obvious BOB attempt at revenge on goonswarm is obvious.
Fess up molle, we know its you really.
Nah, he's too stupid for that.
Closed that tag for you. _________
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Slavemaster
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Posted - 2009.10.19 04:10:00 -
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Originally by: JordanParey
Originally by: Charles Amber
[20:33:38] bitterfly > ALLAH'S WILL SHALL BE CARRIED OUT BE IT BY ME OR ANY OF KARTOON'S MESSENGERS
[21:24:46] bitterfly > الجهاد سرب DURKA DURKA ALLAH ACKBAR THIS IS A JIHAD AND KARTTOON IS MY SHEIKH الجهاد سرب
What I don't understand is how the OP can be on the internet and not get the joke in bold 
The "joke" ah, so it was funny. Bha,......... I guess you have to "be there" or a plain ****** that finds everything funny, gee I am must be one of them boring dudes I guess *sigh
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Lian Xander
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Posted - 2009.10.19 04:12:00 -
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The "joke" is that all of you fell for such an obvious troll post ..... ________________________________________________
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robbyx
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Posted - 2009.10.19 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: Pater Peccavi
Originally by: Akita T P.S. [sarcasm] And what's up with that guy doing a stand-up routine with a puppet called "Achmed the dead terrorist" ? OFFENSIVE ! [/sarcasm]
God, I love Jeff Dunham, but I don't think it was such a good idea to give him his very own TV show.
Granted, at least Comedy Central is doing it with a good comedian, instead of that crappy one they gave that last show to (can't remember his name, but he does a bunch of short, choppy jokes that have no relation to one another). Darius Martin? No, not that, but something similar. Pretty sure Martin was his last name.
Yea i think its funny to...i cant wait for him to do "dave the dead 9/11 victim"....or "pete the squashed flat 9/11 fireman"....now that is comedy.
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Slavemaster
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Posted - 2009.10.19 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: Lian Xander The "joke" is that all of you fell for such an obvious troll post .....
Gee Sherlock,.. Go get em tiger
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2009.10.19 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: Charles Amber involve the relevant authorities
What are you going to report him to the moral police? Are you going to send him to the spleling ****s for lynching? Who are these "relevant authorities"?
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Ribeye Jaksom
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.19 04:27:00 -
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Look at all the pubbies tricked into defending goons. Dance puppets, dance!
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