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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.11.01 11:31:00 -
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hey i use em, normally im far to drunk to rem what they were. I have a friend who used some really bad ones but he cant rememeber which one actually got him the woman that night lol
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karma militia
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Posted - 2009.11.01 12:54:00 -
[32]
 Originally by: Akita T
Nice shoes, wanna' f**k ?
This.
Originally by: Corwain
The human race is going extinct soon and you all ****ing deserve it.
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Balrog Moria
Caldari
ENTRUST CORP
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Posted - 2009.11.03 01:53:00 -
[33]
Originally by: karma militia
Originally by: Akita T
Nice shoes, wanna' f**k ?
This.
confirmed works more than you would think  
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Xen Gin
Silurian Operations
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Posted - 2009.11.03 04:39:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Xen Gin on 03/11/2009 04:38:46
I had a story told to me by my friend, about this girl who was hitting on him in a club. She came over and asked if he wanted to enjoy her. His flat reply was, in five more pints. She duly decked him in the face.
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Genghis Kitty
Hello Kitty Online Adventurers
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Posted - 2009.11.03 08:21:00 -
[35]
The most comedy line I've heard also has the come back from a woman ...
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
(Seriously, chat up lines are crap. If you've got the balls to try so corny, I remember reading about some guy who bedded hundreds of women. He just walked up to loads of women at the club at the end of the night with "fancy a f*ck?" and it worked enough times.)
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Taradis
Amarr
Paxton Industries
Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2009.11.03 09:37:00 -
[36]
"Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again"
"Wanna go out for pizza and a fkuc? What you don't like pizza?"
"Do you wash your pants in windex cuz I can see myself in them"
(Guy falls on ground in front of pretty girl)
Guy- I think I just fell for you
" Damn baby you got some fries to go with that shake"
To Girl- I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave
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Nigel Sheldon
Caldari
Skaro Mining Reborn
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Posted - 2009.11.03 14:07:00 -
[37]
whats a girl? 
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victortwosix
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Posted - 2009.11.05 09:28:00 -
[38]
Hey there..... Do you plan on walking to your car alone later?
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Lt Forge
Pilots From Honour
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.11.05 09:34:00 -
[39]
I'm rich you know 
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Chipan Asty
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Posted - 2009.11.05 12:20:00 -
[40]
Can I buy you 10 drinks? I'm much better looking when you're drunk.
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Akita T
Caldari
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.11.05 12:41:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Akita T on 05/11/2009 12:42:07
Originally by: Balrog Moria
Originally by: karma militia
Originally by: Akita T
Nice shoes, wanna' f**k ?
This.
confirmed works more than you would think
It's technically the most effective : next to absolutely no subsequent convincing effort required, might work on just about any possible target, low but still noticeable success ratio
Originally by: Genghis Kitty
If you've got the balls to try so corny, I remember reading about some guy who bedded hundreds of women. He just walked up to loads of women at the club at the end of the night with "fancy a f*ck?" and it worked enough times.
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Stratio
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.05 14:31:00 -
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Quote:
does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?
 
That's brilliant, I'm going to use that as a joke in real life when cleaning up after a party! 
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2009.11.05 15:04:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Of course not, I would never answer a logic trap with a fist in the face.
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Arik VanClaw
Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.11.05 15:21:00 -
[44]
Girl you must be some kind of Campbell's soup because you look Mmm Mmm Good!
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Atari Sakura
Minmatar
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.11.05 16:26:00 -
[45]
Babe, are you into structure? 'Cause you're on fire.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.11.05 22:27:00 -
[46]
Friend of mine had a rooster dressed as a chef wearing a noose and holding a flaming frying pan tatooed on his leg...his line was:
"Hey, you wanna see my c*ck? It hangs below my knees."
He'd goad them a little bit to agree then pull up his pant leg...it actually worked for him a couple times to get some chick at a bar to go home with him.
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karma militia
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Posted - 2009.11.06 02:52:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Lt Forge
I'm rich you know
Another trick is to buy a BMW or Merc keyring, and keep your keys on the bar :)
Originally by: Corwain
The human race is going extinct soon and you all ****ing deserve it.
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Serak Teski
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Posted - 2009.11.06 04:01:00 -
[48]
Is your daddy a plumber?
Cuz you da ****!
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Planks
SandStorm.
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Posted - 2009.11.06 16:36:00 -
[49]
Originally by: karma militia
Originally by: Lt Forge
I'm rich you know
Another trick is to buy a BMW or Merc keyring, and keep your keys on the bar :)
This is a very successful tactic when the object of your desire is looking for a man in the throes of a mid life crisis.
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Hijax Class47
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Posted - 2009.11.06 20:25:00 -
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Man-Who much do you weigh?
Woman-Umm about 118 pounds
Man-Now how much force do you think it'll take to knock you out
Woman-what!?
*BAM!*
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Jessica Lorelei
Minmatar
Decimus Corp
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Posted - 2009.11.06 22:55:00 -
[51]
saw a t-shirt once with
'Will go without a blow job for sex'
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